So I'm goofing around with Street Fighter 2 Turbo in SNES9X, and at the hardest setting, it's fucking tough to get by E. Honda. He's a total bitch with his bear hug / slap combo. Even if you block after the bear hug, the slap hits you for bigtime damage.
So, this is a big fuck you to E. Honda. Lick my smelly manpie you fat bastard.
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company, And they asked me if I could drive a truck, And I said yes and they said you're hired. So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes, And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake. So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake, And I also took one for later, And I took one for my friend Farmboy, And I took one to bring home, And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes. So I took another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes. So I take five cakes to eat on the way, And I drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert. I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious. Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town. And I miss everybody a lot, But I'm not really sorry, Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
but I thought you all might like to know that after that informative article on linux installation, I've decided to switch to linux, as soon as they port vim to it.
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So I'm goofing around with Street Fighter 2 Turbo in SNES9X, and at the hardest setting, it's fucking tough to get by E. Honda. He's a total bitch with his bear hug / slap combo. Even if you block after the bear hug, the slap hits you for bigtime damage.
So, this is a big fuck you to E. Honda. Lick my smelly manpie you fat bastard.
So do you want to come back to my place and...you know...manage my release?
I have pizza bagels and blue kool-aid.
I just want to get you into bed.
You're completely wasting your labor day. Quit being such a loser.
If you're not from the United States and you have no labor day, please disregard this comment.
Just a perfect day
Drank Sangria in the park
And then later
when it gets dark, we go home
Just a perfect day
feed animals in the zoo
Then later a movie, too, and then home
Oh, it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
Just a perfect day
problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
it's such fun
Just a perfect day
you made me forget myself
I thought I was
someone else, someone good
Oh, it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
You're going to reap just what you sow
yup
isn't this really really old news? or am i thinking of something different?
i think it's high time i had some waffles.
mrs. butterworth, here i come.
Time to blast a dookie and have a beer.
When the working day is done, girls just wanna have fun.
but nothing keeps me awake like a nice big cock poking my butthole. Next time you need to stay up late, try doing it with a big wang in your pooper.
It's an important question that's been on my mind for weeks.
What's a manchode?
smoke a joint
eat a snack
watch the telly
hit the sack
good night, slashdot
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the
leftover cheesecakes home,
And I love cheesecake.
So I went to the cheesecake company,
And they asked me if I could drive a truck,
And I said yes and they said you're hired.
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes,
And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake.
So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake,
And I also took one for later,
And I took one for my friend Farmboy,
And I took one to bring home,
And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes.
So I took another one.
Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes.
So I take five cakes to eat on the way,
And I drive another block and a half to my house.
Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert.
I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the
rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.
And I miss everybody a lot,
But I'm not really sorry,
Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
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So slashdot is advertising some stupid Al Pacino movie.
Did you ever notice that no matter what movie Al Pacino is in, he's playing the exact same character? The guy has all the breadth of a pubic hair.
Fuck you, Al Pacino. I'm on to your scam, and I don't like it one bit.
i'm too goddamned lazy to pack a bowl.
that's pretty fuckin lazy.
while typing this
god bless Airport
If someone dares you to spray Endust for Electronics into your mouth, don't do it.
It doesn't taste very good.
really!
people buy them for something
or so the internet tells me
I just use Farmer John Pork Sausage. It's just as nice, and when you're done fucking yourself silly you've got a snack ready.
mmmmmmm...pork sausage...
from my electrical well
it's a simple message and i'm leaving out the whistles and bells
A very merry tuesday to you!
I'm too tired to troll properly.
but I thought you all might like to know that after that informative article on linux installation, I've decided to switch to linux, as soon as they port vim to it.
People never say 'sock it to me' anymore. I don't really know if they ever did, but it needs to come back.
Sock it to me, baby!
Just a damned cool thing to say.
Why does slashdot block validator.w3.org?
Do you not want people to know what fucked up html slashcode generates?
What's up with that?
cock my suck!
I like wasting one of my two allowed posts on a senseless act of profanity.
"i am a loser"