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  1. Testing times on First Java AP Computer Science Exam Complete · · Score: 5, Funny

    For C++ you get 3 hours. For the new Java test, you get all day.

  2. Re:Chilled out on Missing Matter... Still Missing · · Score: 1

    How do they do it?

    with lasers

  3. Could someone review the review on Zaurus SL-6000 Review · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's pretty long. Please rate on the Slashdot scale where 8 = teh suck, 9 = OK and 10 = good. Thanks.

  4. Did even one of those floats run linux? on Kinetic Sculpture Race 2004 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Or get designed using linux? Or a computer at all? Did any of them battle to the death? What's the relevance here?

  5. Re:SCO's stock on NRF Calls SCO's Claims 'Meritless' · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have claimed worthless stock many times on my tax returns.

    Have you ever been audited? The stock I had was not worthless, it was just worth a very small amount. The point is that I still owned it. You cannot claim loss until you actually lose the money which happens when you sell. Just like any other stock. If you buy a stock at $10 and it goes to $.01, you cannot claim a loss unless you sell it (even though it is essentially worthless.) It does not matter how little value it has as long as it has some value and you still own it, you cannot claim it. And if you ever get audited, I am sure they will happily point that out.

  6. Re:SCO's stock on NRF Calls SCO's Claims 'Meritless' · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why isn't it zero? I don't get it.

    Even if they go bankrupt, the stock will still trade for a while at a very low price like $0.00001/share. I had stock in a company that went bankrupt two years ago. At the end of last year, I sold it so I could take the loss on my taxes. The final insult in that one was paying a $65 trade fee to sell 1000 shares that were worth less than 1 cent total. I had no choice. If I wanted to claim it on my taxes I had to sell them.

  7. Not cool guys? on There Must be a Pony in Here Somewhere · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most of the dotcoms managed by 'cool guys' failed. There was far too much emphasis on 'being cool' than having a realistic business model.

  8. Re:Security != Trusted Computing? on Microsoft Drops Next-Generation Security Project [updated] · · Score: 2, Funny

    They changed their logo. Now it's just 'Computing'.

  9. Next goal for Microsoft on Microsoft Drops Next-Generation Security Project [updated] · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this goes well, they plan to cancel all security projects.

  10. Re:The estimates are OK on Projected 'Average' Longhorn System Is A Whopper · · Score: 1

    Remember Microsoft Word 5.1 for the Mac? That was MS at her best.

    Word to that. (no pun intended)

  11. And that will be the standard computer on Projected 'Average' Longhorn System Is A Whopper · · Score: 5, Funny

    When longhorn comes out in 2008.

  12. If you reconfigure the modulators on Gas Plasma Antennas Help Wi-Fi Security · · Score: 5, Funny

    And verify the heisenberg compensators, it could just possibly work. You might need to check out the lateral sensor array though.

  13. Re:That's no.... on City-Sized Asteroid to Pass Earth This Fall · · Score: 1

    That's no city I know, that's tiny

    In the US, a city is defined as any incorporated community with a legally defined government. They can be pretty much any size.

  14. Re:Catch that puppy on City-Sized Asteroid to Pass Earth This Fall · · Score: 1

    I always thought it would be cool to catch one of these asteroids and plunk it into a nice orbit

    I'd be pretty scared of anything that could change the moons orbit.

  15. Better paint those instructions on your car on Rescuers Prep for Hybrid Car Accidents · · Score: -1, Redundant

    , but if I'm ever in an accident, I'll make sure that any responders are wearing rubber gloves and boots and if any cutting is done, the roof is the only area they touch

    Because if you are in an accident that requires cutting, chances are you won't be making sure of anything.

  16. Hmmm on AMD Beats Intel in CPU Sales · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    No wonder is been so hot lately. How much does AMD contribute to global warming?

  17. Re:Recommended Server Requirements on Sun Java Desktop System Release 2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    More importantly... does it really require a 160GB hard drive?

    That was a typo, it should read '160GB available disk space'.

  18. Re:can you imagine a beowulf cluster using this? on Sun Java Desktop System Release 2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, I think the hardware requirements suggest at a minimum you should run it on a 4 node beowulf cluster.

  19. Re:Wooptie Dooo on Sun Java Desktop System Release 2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sun is has been going no where fast

    I'd say Sun is going no where slow. Just like their products.

  20. Re:May bring me back to linux on Knoppix v3.4 Hits The Mirrors · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have not used Linux in about 9 months. Why? Games.

    I gave up Windows completely a year ago (except TurboTax on my wife's laptop.) Guess what? I smoke a hell of a lot less pot and spend at lot less time on the computer overall. Why? Same reason. Games.

  21. Re:Poor security or inside job? on Sprint Routers Stolen; NYC Internet Outage Ensues · · Score: 5, Insightful

    thefts at locales like this are often done by people with at least some inside knowledge of the site's security.

    I have shopped around for a data center more than once. The people who take you on the tours are so eager for your business (at least nowdays) that they show you just about everything. One company even took me into a place where pretty much all the connectivity in Seattle passes through (a level 3 node or something, I can't recall the name.) This place was secured by two locked doors with no guards and street level access. I have seen plenty more 'security' that would be pretty easy to bypass. If you were a terrorist, it would be pretty damn easy to destroy many of these places.

  22. Did anyone check ebay? on Sprint Routers Stolen; NYC Internet Outage Ensues · · Score: 3, Funny

    You might be able to get one cheap.

  23. Re:Cue pr0n jokes on NetBSD Sets Internet2 Land Speed World Record · · Score: 2, Funny

    Theres no way you're gonna get 840gigs of Necrophilia porn on the internet.

    Don't forget, we're talking sunet.se. I used to archie tons of porn off there more than 10 years ago. If anyone's got it, sunet does.

  24. Re:compression on NetBSD Sets Internet2 Land Speed World Record · · Score: 1

    Did they check for any inband compression? They data they're sending isn't randomised.

    Did you just make that up? I googled 'inband compression' and 'in band compression' and got less than 10 hits for each. Anyway the rules state the data must be the same when it reaches the destination and be verified by a checksum and that the data must vary in content.

  25. Keep working on it - not fast enough. on NetBSD Sets Internet2 Land Speed World Record · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everything should be instant

    I bet you were a little shithead when you were a kid.