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  1. Early post! on Ask Singer Janis Ian About the RIAA and Online Music · · Score: -1

    Obviously, we are stretching the definition of "popular" here...Molly Hatchet has sold more albums than Janis Ian, for fuck's sake!

  2. Re:Linux On Power Book G4? on Slashback: Galeon, Forgent, Platformation · · Score: -1

    Why would you do something awful like that to your Powerbook? That's like buying a Sony WEGA and hollowing out the middle to put your Curtis Mathes picture tube in...BAaaD idea.

  3. What the fuck is a privacy commissioner? on Canadian ISPs Could Take On Big Brother Role · · Score: -1

    It matters not, for Canada is once again trailing the US...this time in the fascist government department. Who will bet me that 1 "Privacy Commissioner" is only equivalent to .65 "Homeland Security Secretary?"

  4. Re:Real cost on HP Drops Microsoft Word in Favor of WordPerfect · · Score: -1
    Hey, maybe with that $400 fortune, you can buy yourself a clue. Dells suck-he will need another computer in about 2 years, if it even makes it that long.

    Sexual attraction to the product's spokesperson is not the best criterion for your computer purchases...

  5. Re:5.4 million? on Fax-Spammers fax.com Sued For 2.2 Trillion · · Score: -1
    I like the taste of lemon cookies. They have rich creamery butter.

    Won't you?

  6. Re:Yay Harman/Kardon! on Super Audio CDs Rolling Your Way · · Score: -1

    What about Carmen Hardon?

  7. Banarama post! on Interview With Andreas Pour of KDE · · Score: -1
    She's got it

    Yeah baby she's got it.

    Well...i'm your penis

    I'm on fire!

    what's your desire?

  8. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b on Doctor Phlox on Season 2 of Enterprise · · Score: -1

    Rey Mysterio is cool, but what about La Parka? He used to dress exactly like Skeletor. Man that was fucking awesome.

  9. Re:Childless intellectuals... on Violence, Video Games And Donahue · · Score: -1
    Boy, you are dumb. Been listening to a lot of right wing talk radio, have you? Don't worry...they're definitely not the media, they are your friends. And of course they would only tell you the honest truth.

    The media is driven by money, not politics, dumbass. They'll cover anything as long as it's dramatic. Same goes for your right-wing talk radio shitheads that blow everything out of proportion, to Bill Maher, to PB fucking S.

  10. I used to do LAN parties on Fragfest · · Score: -1
    Back in high school in the mid nineties. My friends in I quit when scary looking 25 year old guys started to show up to his garage to play Duke Nukem and Quake.

    There was this one guy in particular who was real scary. He had a mousepad with a little boy on it (never explained except for "I made it myself") and every week, he had a bigger joystick.

    By the time he was lugging in a vacuum cleaner with "Thrustmaster" on the side, I had a startling revelation that you owe it to yourself to read.

    FPS's are like porn. It's okay to get in to them from time to time, but please, don't do it too much. And for God's sake, when you do it, do it alone! I don't want to see you making your fraggin' O face, ya hump! And even though we're playing in my garage, we have a dress code. And a hygiene code. And we don't drink Mountain Dew. And why the fuck are you still reading this?

  11. Re:Real Racers on Internet-enabled Robot to Mow Lawns · · Score: -1

    I don't like to be told what to do. I will not look at your "real racer." Instead, I will mix physical reality, virtual world, and interaction by taking powerful hallucinogens. This is far superior to your half-baked programming performance art, take my word for it.

  12. Re:cock n' balls on Distributed Security · · Score: -1
    cheer up. you're third.

    Here's a little something to put you in the mood tonight:

    nity's origins in the animal kingdom. According to Freud, the survival instinct manifests itself in two drives: sexual and aggressive. These urges are often contrary to or at least unaffected by the pressures of society, which include (in contemporary America) financial success, monogamy, a strong work ethic, etc. Instead of trumpeting civility and compassion as hallmarks of humanity, Freud asserts that these traits are in direct opposition to humanity's most basic natures.

    Consequently, Freud concludes that happiness can only come from satisfying the id's sexual and aggressive urges, and as society restricts the ability to satisfy those urges, happiness is greatly reduced. Both happiness and the mechanisms which lead to happiness are by their very nature elusive, fleeting, and short-lived.

    Even living by the "pleasure principle" (AKA hedonistically) will never lead to long-term happiness because "when any situation that is desired by the pleasure principle is prolonged, it only produces a feeling of mild contentment," (25). There is no denying that Freud's outlook is quite pessimistic.

  13. Linux may be easier to install... on Is Linux or Windows Easier To Install? · · Score: -1

    But then you have to use it.

  14. Re:technical link on Speaking in Tongues · · Score: -1
    You can read my opinion of Madenosine, the SAT-loving vegan linux assclown.

    Thank you and goodnight.

  15. my crootch is top notch on Feds Open 'Total' Tech Spy System · · Score: -1

    This article is not. I dare you to dream about Spider-Man swinging through a gothic church!

  16. Re:Standards dynamics on Which DVD Recordable Format Will Win? · · Score: -1
    What a scintillating overview of the history involved with technological standards being adopted in the marketplace.

    Too bad it's completely wrong. Hint: Your flawed memory and overdrawn conclusions aren't valid reference sources.

  17. 2 posts a day on Et Tu Brute? EMI to Sue AOL Over Musical Infringement · · Score: -1

    It's all I need to make you look like a thuggish jughead!

  18. Re:true 3G or pseudo? on Sprint PCS Launches 3G Network · · Score: -1

    Speaking of "pseudo", your website is pretentious pseudo-intellectual garbage. It has now mention of clowns or penii, or clown penii. I am very disappointed.

  19. Re:No mention of Blockbuster? on Directors Guild of America is Fighting Edited Films · · Score: -1

    Actually, Blockbuster requires that the studio edits certain "objectionable" portions of any movie, even if the movie is rated R. Rent American Pie on VHS from Blockbuster and you'll see what I mean. They often change the original theatrical release (usually the tape says something like Rated... on it. The sad thing is, like you said, most people don't even know they aren't watching the original.

  20. who is this ted on FAA Using Webcams to Aid Alaskan Pilots · · Score: -1

    and why should I care about his customer or his data?

  21. Re:A bird? A plane? on A Contrarian View of Open Source · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Someone who knows the Almighty Konami Code:


    up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, start. Anyone who knows that is a true Contrarian!

  22. Re:BORING?????!? on Autonomous Robots' Desert Race · · Score: -1
    Hey guess what? I had this dream last night that they found Osama Bin Laden. You know where he was?

    He was hiding in a Egyptian history museum, posing as the curator. Yeah, turns out the beard is a tie-on, and he wears these thick glasses. Fools everybody...
    except prescient dream superpsychics like me.

  23. Re:Graphics cards are good on Bitboys Silicon Sighted · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post!

  24. Re:concentrate on Autonomous Race Cars · · Score: -1

    I don't know what that means, but I do know that BBEEEEEERRRR!!!

  25. *SPLURT** on Linux 2.4.19 Released · · Score: -1

    Ohhhh Godddd...I just fuckin came so hard!!! I noticed this article was about a Linux kernel release and I didn't even have to touch my peter...it just went off. Good lord.