what? Listen up Mr. Shitty, if you want visuals, you'll pay a lot less for a hit of acid-and your flashbacks give you much more "replay value" than your overpriced video card, which will be obsolete next week anyway...
because there's not enough discussion about the DMCA on Slashdot. As a matter of fact, I'm simply thrilled to learn the opinions of college students and novice programmers on legal issues. Why don't we start a whole section about this on Slashdot? It could be called "Your Rights Online!" What do you think, guys?
i'd just like to take a second and point out that you have the most pathetic website i've ever seen, and for a slashbot, that's pretty terrible. mattcohn.com t-shirts? that's a fucking joke if I ever heard one!
Trollaxor is alive and free (although he refuses to talk about the width of his asshole). I spoke with the man himself yesterday, and he promised the site would be up last night. Apparently he's run into some problems...
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen [][][]
And knock her upper during supper [][][][][
Clutter up her butter gutter [][][][]
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong [][][][][]
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong[][][][]
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches[][][][
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious[][][][]
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come[][][][]
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum[][][][]
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby [][][][]
I was givin' some head to some french bread [][][][]
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed[][][]
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms[][][][][]
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon[][][][]
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass[][][][][]
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas[][][][][]
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans[][][][]
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans[][][][]
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled[][][][
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget[][][]
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose[][][][]
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice[][][]
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!
Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen [][][]
And knock her upper during supper [][][][][
Clutter up her butter gutter [][][][]
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong [][][][][]
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong[][][][]
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches[][][][
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious[][][][]
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come[][][][]
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum[][][][]
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby [][][][]
I was givin' some head to some french bread [][][][]
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed[][][]
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms[][][][][]
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon[][][][]
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass[][][][][]
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas[][][][][]
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans[][][][]
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans[][][][]
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled[][][][
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget[][][]
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose[][][][]
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice[][][]
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!
Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
ACs have no rights. We, the United CLIT front, know your identity. You're the same braintarded fucks who post "I love Linux on the Desktop" and "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" You think you can suck Cowboy Neel's wang with your +5 posts .
Yet deep inside, you know how empty your posts are. How you'll always be a follower, even 50 karma can't take away that fact. So you try to "cause a little trouble" in your own pathetic way, by imitating the CLITs.
Give it up! See that bathtub? See those razor blades? Get the picture?
python is okay, but man the fans sure ruin it! I went to see Holy Grail when it was rereleased, and the theatre was full of smug theater people. mr. show is much better anyway....
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I can believe it! Taste my steel!
Let's a big cheesewedge with some fudgey ice cream and listen to Chicago.
yeah d00d...we'll load up on X and then spray some valium on each other's testicles...ooh it feels goooooood.
IP ban me will you? I'll jump inside your head and make you eat your own ass!
what? Listen up Mr. Shitty, if you want visuals, you'll pay a lot less for a hit of acid-and your flashbacks give you much more "replay value" than your overpriced video card, which will be obsolete next week anyway...
right! And for coloring your titties black. I've always wanted black titties, but mine are sort of silly-putty orange. Thank god for markers.
because there's not enough discussion about the DMCA on Slashdot. As a matter of fact, I'm simply thrilled to learn the opinions of college students and novice programmers on legal issues. Why don't we start a whole section about this on Slashdot? It could be called "Your Rights Online!" What do you think, guys?
i'd just like to take a second and point out that you have the most pathetic website i've ever seen, and for a slashbot, that's pretty terrible. mattcohn.com t-shirts? that's a fucking joke if I ever heard one!
To advance to level of FUCKTARD, you need just 7 more retard points. keep up the retardedness!
I've got a BOWLING BALL in my stomach!
Trollaxor is alive and free (although he refuses to talk about the width of his asshole). I spoke with the man himself yesterday, and he promised the site would be up last night. Apparently he's run into some problems...
Get your dick outta the peanut butter, 'cause you're fuckin' nuts!
I suppose I should say something about my balls.
So maybe the same thing?
And knock her upper during supper [][][][][
Clutter up her butter gutter [][][][]
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong [][][][][]
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong[][][][]
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches[][][][
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious[][][][]
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come[][][][]
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum[][][][]
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby [][][][]
I was givin' some head to some french bread [][][][]
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed[][][]
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms[][][][][]
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon[][][][]
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass[][][][][]
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas[][][][][]
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans[][][][]
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans[][][][]
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled[][][][
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget[][][]
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose[][][][]
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice[][][]
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!
Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
And knock her upper during supper [][][][][
Clutter up her butter gutter [][][][]
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong [][][][][]
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong[][][][]
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches[][][][
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious[][][][]
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come[][][][]
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum[][][][]
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby [][][][]
I was givin' some head to some french bread [][][][]
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed[][][]
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms[][][][][]
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon[][][][]
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass[][][][][]
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas[][][][][]
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans[][][][]
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans[][][][]
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled[][][][
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget[][][]
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose[][][][]
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice[][][]
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!
Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
I gave your dog a boner baby!
Which is better...Gummy Pizza, or Gummy Fried Eggs?
Yet deep inside, you know how empty your posts are. How you'll always be a follower, even 50 karma can't take away that fact. So you try to "cause a little trouble" in your own pathetic way, by imitating the CLITs.
Give it up! See that bathtub? See those razor blades? Get the picture?
With his big mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget!
Sonic is pretty good, but Dairy Queen has better treats. Delicious!
is it just me, or does cliff always run the most fucking boring stories? I'd hate to be trapped next to him at a party.
python is okay, but man the fans sure ruin it! I went to see Holy Grail when it was rereleased, and the theatre was full of smug theater people. mr. show is much better anyway....
FOAD.
8===D