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Bio-Weapons That Eat Ammunition and Fuel

1gor writes: "This article in The Observer mentions Pentagon's plans to use genetically modified bugs that 'eat' the enemy's fuel and ammunition supplies without harming humans (they also want to to pacify the enemy by spraying Valium). Imagine an escaped virus destroying the Earth's oil reserves and its whole industrial potential? Curiously, the military may implement the environmentalists' ultimate dream!"

407 comments

  1. jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    this is what is commonly known as a "bad idea"

    1. Re:jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you always post so intelligently?

    2. Re:jesus by jdriller · · Score: 3, Informative

      This has already been going on for years now. Several companies now do this for toxic waste/Superfund/oil spill sites. There are LOTS of strains of bacteria and fungi that are 'customized' for different wastes; usually engineered from strains already surviving on the existing waste. Has not seemed to get out of hand though this was an initial concern (and could conceivably happen).

    3. Re:jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why don't we.... give them huge bandwidth access and lots of porn, and they'll become so engrossed, they'll all go blind! forever! repeatedly! woo hoo! war tactics work.

    4. Re:jesus by zapfie · · Score: 1

      Uh.. he didnt mention Linux. Boy aren't you the smart one.

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  2. SO by suitcase · · Score: 1

    Where can I buy this valium spray?

    1. Re:SO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would be soooo funny if they used viagra instead. it might have a similar effect, causing the enemy not able to fight. LOL. they'd do nothing but fuck each other. (no pun intended)

    2. Re:SO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever seen the back of a twenty-dollar bill-ON WEED?

      Please. I created the twenty dollar bill ON WEED.

  3. not a virus by WormRunner · · Score: 1

    since they can't live outside another organism, but still a fascinating idea.

    1. Re:not a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viruses don't eat

      or excrete

      or breath

      they effect their environment by virtue of their shape.

      Maybe you mean bacteria?

    2. Re:not a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is exactly why humans are not viruses! we're just plain evil or something.

    3. Re:not a virus by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      Viruses can be controlled...

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    4. Re:not a virus by acidfast7 · · Score: 1
      Aren't certain members of Baculoviridae used as a pesticide?

      IIRC, they're rather inert, because they require a pH of 10 for adhesion/replication, and sprayed on the ground and/or plants directly. The insect midgut is approximately pH 10 (imagine that, a virus adapting to its host) and thus becomes active only once ingested, remaining harmless otherwise.

      I know this is a very simple explanation of the replication cycle, but it is provided as an example that NOT all virii require an immediate host to be effective.

    5. Re:not a virus by WormRunner · · Score: 1

      Viruses can remain dormant, therefore effective, for long periods if conditions are right. What they cannot do is metabolize anything. They are just programming instructions for cells, not cells. Bacteria are cells and can metabolize substrates. Bacteria could do this, but not viruses.

  4. Wrong. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Funny

    That requires that someone have a good idea every once in awhile. With nothing to compare it to, it's simply an idea.

    1. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that nobody can see your stupid site because we can't figure out how to get to it via standard DNS, dipshit

    2. Re:Wrong. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You realize that I can't email you, because you are too much of a dipshit to post as something other than Anonymous Coward.

      Or hell, you weren't even bright enough to post some method to contact you.

  5. This may work by spineboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Succesful use of genengineered bugs have been used "in the field" with oil spills. Naturally while the USA will have this initially, as time goes on others will get it. The USA will just have to stay 1 step ahead in order to continue to use this stuff.

    "Sarge, I gotta immunize my ammo first before I hit the front lines."

    As in biology, there may be infection, immunization, reinfection with altered strain, re-immunization and so-forth. Might be kinda fun

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  6. targeting doubts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    how exactly the enemy is targeted?
    couldnt the germs run amok/ transfer genes to other germs somehow. what if the lab vessel breaks before deployment.
    combine with nanomachines, mini nuclearexplosions (or mini cold fusion) ....great!
    those finchuks hiding under stones will take over the earth, just like we did till the strutting dinos huffed for the last time

    2nd p

    1. Re:targeting doubts by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      If they became sterile (could not produce offspring), and had a shortened lifespan, they could be "controlled" by dropping them, and knowing that these bacertium could only survive for a short time. If they were given a 24 hour life span, there would be no time for them to run amuck, and cause all sorts of damage to the environment. There wouldn't be time for them to spread from area to area, and thus could only do slight damage. But I'd still rather drop a bomb on Bin Laden's head than some bacteria.

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    2. Re:targeting doubts by Samari711 · · Score: 1

      of course just because they start off being sterile doesn't always mean that they won't mutate. mother nature has a tendancy to screw with stuff that we carefully craft. chaos theory anyone?

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    3. Re:targeting doubts by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      Once organisms become sterile they normally stay that way. Mules are sterile (but that's the Mississippi hick showing up in me there.), and are showing no signs of becomming otherwise.

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    4. Re:targeting doubts by Atrahasis · · Score: 1

      Mules will never be anything other than sterile becaus they can't reproduce, and multi-cellular organisms depend on reproduction for mutation. Bacteria, on the other hand, are small enough that acquired mutation, eg due to radiation or chemicals, can have an effect on their development. They can also acquire genes from other bacteria in the vicinity.

      While I think that the scientists have probably taken this into account, its still a frightening, if unlikely, prospect.

    5. Re:targeting doubts by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      "Chaos Theory" is movie chatter to avoid an explanation. We engineers just say "Murphy's Law" as an abbreviation for what can happen. Particularly when millions/billions of things (bacteria) are available for various things to go wrong.

  7. Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're going to all the effort, why not just spray them with some ganja? :-)

  8. Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They had this virus that eats oil for a long time, originially they wanted to use it to clean up oil spills, but they were afraid it would get into the oil supply back then too. So it did not get used.

    Now that it is the in national interests(AKA: someone can make serious dough) it can be used by the military. I wonder what the chances of it being used if there is another major oil spill if the military has it. God knows that the US military bases are among the worst polluters in the world.

    1. Re:Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A virus that eats oil. Now that is "Interesting". Thank you moderators.

      Duh.

    2. Re:Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "US military bases are among the worst polluters in the world"

      Obviously you've never spent any time on a military base. The US Military is held to an exceptionally high standard of environmental responsibility. I have personally seen thousands of pounds of soil removed after the possability of fuel contamination from a military vehicle accident. Every hazardous material is identified, and used only with cleanup kits in the immediate vicinity. Granted, there is lead contamination in weapons ranges, but the types of ammunition have been changed in recent years to use materials other than lead. Most military posts also have dedicated offices and personnel to protect endangered animals and plants, and restrict any training or activity that can influence them. They also strictly enforce resource (especially energy and water) conservation and recyle. More than I can say for most civilian communities in this country.

    3. Re:Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC 35 broken arrows ( accidents involving nuclear weapons) in approx 50 years, thats just the US Millitary. Depleated uranium shells contaminating the middle east, and eastern europe. that's pretty bad pollution in my books.

    4. Re:Funny... by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Of course, it's much better for all that radioactive rock to have been left in the environment so the radiation damage is completely natural. (One natural nuclear reactor has been identified, so the level of natural radioactive activity can be rather intense...)

    5. Re:Funny... by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      The US nuclear weapons industry had scandalous waste processing procedures. The messes produced by that industry villified nuclear technology as a whole, permanently damaging the very careful and clean power industry.

      The US and other countries are destroying themselves converting to combustion power systems to avoid nuclear power because of the stigma generated by the US nuclear weapons industry - tanks of waste were buried with lower standards then a tank at a gas station. Suburbs were built over atomic waste sites. There was a company in mexico that was given tons of radioactive waste to recycle into building materials - hundreds of radioactive dinner tables ended up all over the place. Consistently, these always come from the weapons industry, not the power industry.

      Maybe that's not the US military, but it is a product of the US war machine. You can't disconnect them completely.

    6. Re:Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case then, maybe they should come back up to Stephenville and Argentia, both Newfoundland and to the Canadian Arctic, where they have left barrels and barrels of toxic waste left over from the DEW line sites and the SAC bases! If they're so environmentally conscious, why have they been trying to absolve themselves of all their responsibilities to this blatant pollution?

      Of course, the typical Yank philosophy is that, if it's outside their borders, it doesn't matter or exist, and therefore isn't their problem.

    7. Re:Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having spent twenty years in the US military I can say that you are absolutely wrong. Military bases are some of the least polluting sites. I spent considerable time overseas and just normal industrial pollutions was at least a thousand times greater then anything that came off a military base. Get the facts straight first
      Its always the US and it's military that is the worst but in fact we are the best.
      So many idiots out there wonder why people in most countries are allowed to procreate

      Get Some

    8. Re:Funny... by ek_adam · · Score: 1

      The radioactive dinnerware from Mexico was not made from radioactive waste. It was a coated with a traditional orange glaze, that happens to include natural uranium oxide.

  9. Kevin J Anderson wrote this by knodi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "A supertanker has crashed off the shores of San Francisco, producing the largest oil spill in history. Desperate to avert an ecological--and public relations--disaster, a multinational oil company releases an untested virus designed to break up the spill. A virus that spreads like wildfire on the wind, destroying anything made of petroleum-destroying gasoline in automobile tanks, plastic, nylon, the very fabric of modern civilization itself."

    -Summary of Ill Wind, by Kevin J Anderson.
    One of my favorite post apocalyptic science fiction novels. Awesome read. Coolest part is that most guns can now fire exactly once, if they were already loaded, because the lubricant inside has turned to glue.

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    1. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by sniepre · · Score: 1

      Just take a moment and think about what this would feel like if you are like me, and wear disposable contact lenses. Eek!

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    2. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by Lynx0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sounds like me someone doesn't really know a virus from a bacteria. A virus does not have a metabolism, hence it can not 'break up' an oil spill.
      I like science fiction, but not if the authors leave the science part out of it, and replace it with 'words that sound cool'.

    3. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by WormRunner · · Score: 1

      "Viruses" cannot do this. They cannot utilize a substrate, they can only parasitize a living cell.

      There are already bacteria which can attack manmade materials, just a matter of time, but the idea of something doing this quickly is less plausible.

    4. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by jonbrewer · · Score: 2
      -Summary of Ill Wind, by Kevin J Anderson
      Neil Stephenson's "Zodiac" also deals with such critters meant to clean up pollution. It's a damn good read.
    5. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      don't blink.

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    6. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by LUDO54 · · Score: 1

      which is exactly why Kevin J Anderson used a species of bacteria in the book (based on a real bacteria found in deep sea thermal vents that eats a compound very similar to octane), rather than a virus. The original poster got it wrong. Good book though, goes into great depth about a microwave powerplant, with satellites launched from a giant railgun. Cool stuff

    7. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by SystemFork · · Score: 1

      Ill Wind Amazon has used copies for $.99

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    8. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by julesh · · Score: 1
      I glanced at that post quickly and just saw this...

      nylon, the very fabric of modern civilization itself

      Eeew... what a thought! :-)

    9. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

      People have attempted to use genetically engineered bugs to clean up oil spills before. What they found is that these GE bugs don't perform any better than the naturally occurring organisms already there. In fact, they seem to do worse, probably because a bacterial monoculture is less capable than the complex natural polyculture.

      All you need to get bugs to eat an oil spill is fertilizer and time. That's pretty much it.

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    10. Re:Kevin J Anderson wrote this by gorilla · · Score: 2

      Kevin J Anderson is a hack writer, who whores himself out to write books for Star Trek, X Files, even the Scientologists.

  10. Brave New World by Triskaidekaphobia · · Score: 1

    And when they've proved their calmatives work on rioters and crowds of terrorists (a strange concept, but one which the article suggests is possible) what's the betting they'll get all generous and start handing them out to the rest of us

  11. Unlikely, by infonography · · Score: 1
    Well maybe you can interfer with Gasoline's burn rate, This would have engines that clogged up quickly. That would be a mess to deal with in an battlefield. Screwing with the oil would require a bacteria that could withstand high tempatures. But run the engine once and it's semi disenfected.

    As far as ammo is concerned, only a fool would imagine that a microbe could get into the shell casings. The same methods that keep the powder dry will prevent this, besides you would still need water to grow the microbes. This might work if your dealing with Muskets.

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    1. Re:Unlikely, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up for funny!

    2. Re:Unlikely, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sperm still gets out of condoms. viruses still get inside shell casings. (given the right microbe/virus, of course. size does matter. as well, it might help if it had the slight ability to eat through a small amount of metal.)

    3. Re:Unlikely, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. This thread is funny if you like to laugh at the fact that everyone, excluding myself, who posted in it is stupid.

      I don't know about your fucking gas cap, but mine is pretty good. What do you expect with a rag for a gas cap?

      I also guess my dick is big enough to fill the condoms I use. Maybe you should stop pretending and buy something other than Magnum brand.

      It's all about money.

    4. Re:Unlikely, by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      Then what would we keep it in? Plastic? Oh yeah, plastic is made from petrolium, which this can also eat through. Looks like we've jsut completely killed off every form of transportation on earth, no metal to build cars, no gas to power them. No bullets, no guns, no bombs, no grenades, no nothing... Makes me glad I carry a large wooden stick.

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    5. Re:Unlikely, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screwing with the oil would require a bacteria that could withstand high tempatures. But run the engine once and it's semi disenfected.

      No, it would not. The gasoline in the gas tank will not be heated when the engine runs, so presumably the microbes could live in their and happily eat away. The only way to disinfect that would be to extract the gasoline from the gas tank and boil it, otherwise the longer it sits their, the more it will be destroyed. An alternative would be to add antibiotics, or disinfectants to the gas tank. This might be constly, however, and may effect engine performance.

      There are strain of bacteria which have been engineered to live on hydrocarbons. However, hydrocarbons alone cannot provide all the nutrients an organism needs to stay alive.

  12. Weapon? by KH · · Score: 2, Insightful
    According to the article,


    The development of these 'non-lethal' weapons angers campaigners who claim that they would breach international treaties on biological and chemical weapons.


    Is a chemical that tranquilize enemy still a weapon? Or, the bug that does not harm humans still a weapon? Is there a definition of weapon? These things are not only non-lethal, but not harmful in the sense that they don't even cause pain (well, for the case of the bug, it might cause a head-ache). I find this an interesting question. Does anything used by military against enemy become a weapon?
    1. Re:Weapon? by Triskaidekaphobia · · Score: 1

      Does anything used by military against enemy become a weapon?

      Probably - they refer to information as a weapon and propaganda doesn't harm anyone or anything.

    2. Re:Weapon? by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      Is there a definition of weapon? These things are not only non-lethal, but not harmful in the sense that they don't even cause pain

      I suppose you could could get one from a dicionary websie...

      As a working definition, a weapon is a tool that is used to either hurt someone, or prevent someone from doing the job expected of them. By this definition, we include legal injunctions, on up through Atomic bombs.

      Then again, there might be a better definition.

      -Rusty

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    3. Re:Weapon? by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      Is a chemical that tranquilize enemy still a weapon?
      How about this definition: if you can use it on some random member of the public without getting arrested then it's not a weapon.
    4. Re:Weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=weapon

      3. A means used to defend against or defeat another: Logic was her weapon.

    5. Re:Weapon? by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      But by that deffinition if a Cannadian came to the US and gave an american buisnessman the flu, who then, in turn, could not go to work the next day, and lost his job; we should go to war aginst Cannada, because they just released a biological weapon aginst a US citizen. Sure it wasn't intentional, but do you think that if that same Cannadian released smallpox or the plague, we'd be very happy? (No, I do not have anything aginst Cannadians, it's juse easier to assume they have more contact with Americans than New Zelanders.)

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    6. Re:Weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article:

      "British officials backing campaigners' claims that using drugs such as Valium or other calmatives would be outlawed under the 1991 Chemical Weapons Convention. This protocol prohibits 'any chemical which... can cause death, temporary incapacitation or permanent harm'".

    7. Re:Weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not from a dictionary, but what i think is a good general definition of "weapon":

      any instrument used by a combatant in order to defeat its enemy.

    8. Re:Weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a chemical that tranquilize enemy still a weapon? Or, the bug that does not harm humans still a weapon? Is there a definition of weapon?

      Is an EMF burst a weapon?

    9. Re:Weapon? by eatdave13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And just what is your problem with New Zelanders?

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    10. Re:Weapon? by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 1

      We are gonna infect everyone with smallpox or the flu or something. Didn't you hear? Because we're disease ridden, and still run around in grass skirts. Arrgh! How am I typing this???

    11. Re:Weapon? by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

      Which means that a government can use chemical weapons on its own population, but not on an enemy population...

      this definition you cited includes CS gas as a chemical weapon, since it causes temporary incapacitation.

    12. Re:Weapon? by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      Is a chemical that tranquilize enemy still a weapon?

      Yes, at least for the purposes of international law. The Chemical Weapons Convention prohibits the use of Riot Control agents on the battlefield. (Article 1 clause 5). Though they can be used on rioting prisoners in a POW camp.

    13. Re:Weapon? by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to offend you... I do not think that you are disease ridden. I was not being serious, it was a joke. Sorry.

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    14. Re:Weapon? by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 1

      Arrr crap. I was just trying to be funny too. :) No offence taken, really! I'm just a very sarcastic person, and it always amuses me when I hear some of the stories about New Zealander's running around in grass skirts. Sorry if I made you feel bad.

    15. Re:Weapon? by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      You didn't make me feel too badly, don't worry about it. I just didn't want to offend anyone that I didn't need to. And I for one, haven't heard much about New Zelanders wearing grass skirts. Pretty much all I knew about Kew Zeland was that was whear LotR was shot. But hey, what do you know about Mississippi???

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    16. Re:Weapon? by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 1

      It has a big brown river. And I could spell Mississippi backwards at like age 8.

    17. Re:Weapon? by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry sir. But ippississiM does not own any so called "big brown river". We do however own a "Big Black River" and a "Brown Creek". If you were perhaps talking about the Mississippi River it's self, I do believe the state was named after the river. But other than that, you got it right. It's big, brown, and ugly... And that's about all we have. except for Ingles Shipyard (where the navy builds some of it's ships), and the MCI Worldcom headquarters (well, for the moment at least...)

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  13. Wipe out the fuel reserves? by Daath · · Score: 2

    I wonder how long it would take to come up with a viable alternate energy resource? Maybe it's a catastrophe like that that would force us to discover the ultimate energy source? :)
    Dare we try? I think not! ;)

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  14. Alcohol is a good fuel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Imagine an escaped virus destroying the Earth's oil reserves and its whole industrial potential? Curiously, the military may implement the environmentalists' ultimate dream!"

    Not a problem. We'll adapt.

    Brazil has used alcohol as fuel for the last 20 years. At one point, 50% of the cars in Brazil ran on alcohol. It's more expensive than oil, but works fine, it's totally renewable, and generates less polution. Alcohol + electric cars. I should patent that.

    1. Re:Alcohol is a good fuel by Stone+Rhino · · Score: 2

      Alcohol is just a carbon chain with one hydrogen replaced with an -OH. It's close enough to oil that bacteria could probably metabolise it too. So where's your alcohol now?

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  15. re the 'Fuel eating virus' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As ashamed as I am to admit it, I remember reading in a Clive Cussler book ("Dragon") about the idea of a fuel eating organism.
    Also, http://www.logsa.army.mil/WEB-PAGE/2000/568/568-36 -37.pdf supposedly concerns it, according to google

    1. Re:re the 'Fuel eating virus' by zeno_2 · · Score: 2

      Hmm.. whats to be ashamed about readi1ng a Clive Cussler novel? They aren't the most in depth novels out there, but they are still a good read. I had saw him at first and thought that the books didn't sound that good, but he came out with Atlantis Found and I like stuff about atlantis, so I bought it. After that, I went thru his books at a rate of about a book in 3-4 days at most and then got another book.. quite addicting I guess you could say.

  16. They would be dumb by Tri0de · · Score: 2, Interesting

    to at least not research it. All research is good, all knowledge and information is good; the application may be bad, but I have major contempt for people who say "we shouldn't look into this at all". Personally, once the internal combustion engine is a thing of the past the earth will be a much better place.
    And still can't decide which is the bigger mindfuck of a pacifier, broadcast TV or this Valium spray.

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    1. Re:They would be dumb by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "All research is good, all knowledge is good"

      As a person in the research business, I'm not so sure that all reasearch and knowledge is good. Defining "research" is hard, and some people have "crossed the line" -- think of Nazi science research on people in prison camps. Clearly that was not good.

      As for knowledge, is it ethical to use knowledge gained from those prison camp experiments? Almost everyone says no. This suggests that the statement "all knowledge is good" is not true; my off-the-cuff opinion is that it is an oversimplication with important exceptions.

      Maybe we could say that Wisdom is good, and with wisdom, knowledge is good. But that depends on defining wisdom, and we'd probably end up with a tautology when we did that (wisdom == whatever it takes to make knowledge good). These aren't just semantic problems. There are records which suggest our species (I'm making an assumption here ;-) has tried to nail down ideas like knowledge and truth for several millenia. It seems likely "we" have struggled with it for longer than we have records. This isn't simple stuff, and it's not taught in science, math, or computer courses.

      -Paul Komarek

    2. Re:They would be dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The Nazis weren't doing "research." At best they were playing. Their methods were shoddy at best. They came up with ideas they wanted to be true and tried to find subjects that showed those ideas to be true. They didn't try to gain knowledge, they were just being sadistic under those pretenses. That, I suspect, is what you're suggesting we avoid. But knowledge is knowledge, and is neither good nor bad. It depends on how it is gained and what is done with that matters.

    3. Re:They would be dumb by TGK · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nazi research on the Jews, specificly research pretaining to the effects of low presures and temperatures on the human body was the foundation of our space program (and our ability to develop the a space suit).

      Japanese research into the effects of various viruses/bacterium on the human body in unit 731 (frequently considred a great deal more vicious than the Nazi research) yeilded results which the US would keep secret until the 1980s for use in our own biowarfare programs. (Hypotheticly ending in 1972).

      This is to say nothing of more engineering related research done by the Nazis such as balistic rocketry (space program), jet engines, and hydrogen based power plants for submarines (precurser to the modern fuel cell? I'm not sure on that one).

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    4. Re:They would be dumb by cureless · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I somewhat disagree.

      I would think that it's our obligation to use that knowledge. Not because we agree with how it was obtained, but because those people shouldn't have died in vain. It is, however, our duty to make sure research is done the right way. But if we learn something from "mistakes" it doesn't mean that knowledge is bad.

      I see more controversial the research in military weapons or tactics, which definately are going to be used for war/destruction.

      Take the knowledge that we might have "wrongfully" gained and start doing good stuff, solve cancer or something.

      cl

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    5. Re:They would be dumb by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      Well, here's my take on the Nazi research.

      Possibly unfortunately, the human subjects of Nazi research didn't necessarily die because of the research. At any rate, my believe is that you can't die well or die in vain. One can only live well or throw one's life away. Those people violated by Nazi "research" atrocities are still harmed, regardless of what we do with the knowledge gained.

      Since those people are still harmed, one might argue that we might as well do something with the knowledge gained. My belief is that using that knowledge *rewards* the researcher and the research. The research gets a citation, which is a big deal in scientifc work. The researcher is simulatneously cited. But that isn't the end of things.

      As a researcher, there is nothing I want more than to make a difference with my work. I face spectacularly bad odds, as most all research is crap. Even good research is 100% evolution, not revolution (the set of revolutionary research has zero measure, but please don't take me too literally on this =-). Thus the highest reward I can be given is evidence that someone is using my work. From this I concluded that using the Nazi research not only produces citations for the research and the researcher, but it encourages the researcher, those that facilitated the research, and those that envy the researher's success to continue their methods of research.

      I don't feel I'm stretching anything to make this argument. Many people fake research, hoping to get some good press (even if necessarily short-lived). People kill themselves because of failed research (plenty of examples of this). There are businesses, and even economies, built on scientific research (not to mention huge military budgets). My conclusion is that there are people who would repeat the Nazi research if they thought they could see their name in lights. Any lights. Think of the miserable researcher Dr. Seed.

      In summary, I think that some researchers can be compared to children when it comes to attention. Suppose a child discovers that the only way to get his or her parents' attention is to misbehave. No matter how negative the attention he or she receives, that attention is better than none at all. As an afterthought, I don't know why I'm making that last statement specific to children and some researchers, since it's probably true for all humans who can't get the attention they need.

      -Paul Komarek

    6. Re:They would be dumb by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 1

      There's a very simple argument as to why the Nazi "research" shouldn't be used, aside from the ethical arguments already stated here. In many scientific fields (medicine in particular), research is only credible when it has been shown to be repeatable. Clearly these particular experiments won't be repeated by any credible researcher, and so the results are useless.

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    7. Re:They would be dumb by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 1

      Heh, looks like we have a Free Software vs. Open Source Software split going... =-)

      -Paul Komarek

    8. Re:They would be dumb by cmaroney · · Score: 0

      So what are you saying, that if someone does immoral research, and learns something fabulous, like how to cure cancer, we should ignore this result, no matter how much good it would do, because of the poor method?

      I can't see it. I fully agree that we don't want to encourage immoral methods, but i can't see ignoring positive results.

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  17. Sounds like "Kopernick's Rebellion" by Caradoc · · Score: 1

    Cheesy SF novel by Leo Frankowski about genetically-engineered treehouses, food trees, Labor and Defense Units (gengineered "police," as it were.) He also has mosquitoes that eat steel and aluminum, thus making most weapons and vehicles cease functioning.

    Read it quite some time ago, after I'd finished "Conrad's Quest for Rubber," the last of the "Cross-Time Engineer" series, also by Frankowski.

    I like his writing and humor, but he got a lot of things *wrong*, like distilling in brass. Bad idea.

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    1. Re:Sounds like "Kopernick's Rebellion" by VisMono · · Score: 1

      HA! I've been trying to rememeber the title of that book for years. Now I can look for it, I guess.

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  18. valium .. too expensive by jest3r · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Valium is pretty expensive to produce let alone spray over large areas ..

    I would suggest dropping massive amounts of Cannabis sativa seeds .. they are easily and cheaply produced .. since it is a weed it spreads very quickly - grows well in tropical climates .. and has muliple uses ..

    In fact there is a very real possibility that this approach could turn the enemy into a bunch of friendly peaceful pot smoking farmers ..

    1. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I may have been an unknowning part of some secret government tests in California regarding the "weapon" you speak of. That, or we're all just high on our own accord.

    2. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like friendly and peaceful Jamaica?

      /end sarcasm

    3. Re:valium .. too expensive by boots@work · · Score: 1

      Cannabis making people peaceful is probably at least as much due to the cultural context of it in the west as to anything inherent in the drug. Consider the use of hashish by Assassins to sooth fears before battle, or of marijuana by present-day African militias.

    4. Re:valium .. too expensive by Dexx · · Score: 1

      Something I just thought of - spraying valium may work just as nicely as a crowd control mechanism. Tear gas has some nasty side effects (poor PR) while a modified valium may work nicely to take care of protestors..

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    5. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would only be a short term solution. In the long run, it would cause MORE riots, because they would be so much more fun. What? The price of stamps went up another cent? LET'S RIOT!

    6. Re:valium .. too expensive by Sentry21 · · Score: 5, Funny

      In fact there is a very real possibility that this approach could turn the enemy into a bunch of friendly peaceful pot smoking farmers ..

      The world has enough Canadians, try something new for a change.

      --Dan

    7. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although I'm sure you meant that as a joke, you might look up the etymology of the word "Assassin" before you take your idea too seriously.

    8. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh STF-up you predjudiced scum... higher % of Americans smoke weed than of Canadians...what were you on when you were writing this?!?! Weed maybe???

    9. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Myth : The word assassin is derived from the word hashish. It is a common myth that the word assassin comes from the Arabic word haschishin for hashish user. more ..

    10. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Myth : The word assassin is derived from the word hashish. It is a common myth that the word assassin comes from the Arabic word haschishin for hashish user. more ..

    11. Re:valium .. too expensive by 0x20 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Right. I'm sure the first instinct of soldiers witnessing the enemy drop tons of some kind of seed on their heads is "Hey! Let's cultivate these things, wait a couple of years for them to yield, harvest all the leaves and buds, dry them up, crumble them into a rolled-up paper tube, and start smoking! Wonder what'll happen?"

      If you invented some kind of transdermal cannabis gel, that might work. But half the soldiers would just become (more) paranoid and wary, and the other half would storm our camps looking for Doritos.

    12. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the weed in the states comes from Canada though...........without us pot-head Canadians our American brothers would be smoking that cheap-ass Mexican cheeba, bah.

    13. Re:valium .. too expensive by streetlawyer · · Score: 2

      Yes, there is every chance that the enemy could become at least as peace-loving as the notoriously Quaker-like Jamaican Yardies.

    14. Re:valium .. too expensive by Dopemine · · Score: 1

      What they would do after the weed had grown is bag it up and smuggle it back into the US to make money to support their cause hehe...

    15. Re:valium .. too expensive by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      I believe the Assassins actually used opium: just outsiders wrongly thought it was hashish.

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    16. Re:valium .. too expensive by shomon2 · · Score: 2

      I would also find this useless.

      You'd get very wierd effects spraying valium. Firstly, middle aged housewives from all over the world would join up en masse to the enemy country where the spray was going to happen. Second, why spray when you can sell it in local markets, encourage it's illegal growth etc? A drugged up army and an addicted country is an easy thing to get, whatever your motive.And I think this is already being done, by many countries in many different kinds of war around the world.

      The hard part is building the nation back once you've addicted them all to the "ecological" sprays you might have used.

      Ecology is like security: it's long term, continuous: a path, not a door - and in these cases, it's going to be too late: peace is much more ecological.

    17. Re:valium .. too expensive by trezor · · Score: 1

      Actually. It doens't take years.
      Cannabis tends to grow on rather quickly. At most a couple of months. Especially in tropical climates.

      Point taken, but still... It could be used as a agressive pre-defense-state tactic, sent along with the recon/intelligence :)

      Or you could just pre-grew all the herbs and drop them :) Then the recon people could loose some intelligence on the trip!

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    18. Re:valium .. too expensive by tuoppi · · Score: 1

      Calming down enemy troops would be at least stupid move. One would just be facing calmly shooting soldiers whose hand doesn't shake, aren't afraid, don't think pain or wounds so negatively as they could.

      And cannabis - well. Great way to relax and shake off the stress of war. Might be that it would even benefit the "victim" of the "pot attack".

    19. Re:valium .. too expensive by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      May I recommend MDMA - your only fear would be all those sweaty hugs from the enemy, mumbling 'nice one, mate', 'wickeeed' or 'fuckin 'aving it'...

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    20. Re:valium .. too expensive by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      Nice. The best solution yet. Lets get the enemy caned. How about dusting with large amounts of cannabis pollen. Its fairly effective- in their foods, inhaled etc. I recommend euro-super-skunk stuff.Theres only one problem- you then end up with all the oil-owning-rich middle-east countries getting so caned they turn into hippies, join greenpeace and shut down the oil farms(a good or bad thing depending on your POV).;-)

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    21. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >In fact there is a very real possibility that this >approach could turn the enemy into a bunch of >friendly peaceful pot smoking farmers ..

      Like those Afghani hash farmers, eh?

    22. Re:valium .. too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea :)
      Take a look at this:

      Field test

    23. Re:valium .. too expensive by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      "Firstly, middle aged housewives from all over the world would join up en masse to the enemy country where the spray was going to happen."

      "Soldier, clean that weapon! Get your duster, spray cleaner, and maybe a bow and a little poupurri!"
      "This grub is as good as..Oh -- Hi, Mom!"
      "I don't know, but I've been told, the ladies have more for us to drink just down the road."
      "Well, yes, paisley does make the tank a little harder to identify..."
      "No, this uniform is not Avocado because that's so out of style."
      "He's over by the Hummer Minivan."

    24. Re:valium .. too expensive by RabidMonkey · · Score: 1

      guy ... perhaps you should spark up and calm the fuck down.

      twas a joke. tee hee. I'm Canadian, I laughed.

      sheesh .. you give us a bad name you silly alarmist.

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    25. Re:valium .. too expensive by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      In fact there is a very real possibility that this approach could turn the enemy into a bunch of friendly peaceful pot smoking farmers ..

      They'd be too busy thanking us to shoot! Especially since we'd have to drop a lot of water in some of those dry areas...

      ~d

    26. Re:valium .. too expensive by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 1

      If you invented some kind of transdermal cannabis gel

      And who says the days of the lone inventor are gone?

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  19. whats the bet by PMM · · Score: 1, Funny

    that when the US army starts using valium as a weapon, friendly fire incidents will rise

  20. civilian spinoffs by guest12 · · Score: 1

    never mind the wartime uses . environmentalists WOULD be interested in organisms ( evenb genetically modified-prodded) which eat up crude oil spills, or plastic domestic waste. ever been to a landfill?
    right, plastics become extremely degradable if the method works. bad news for those with plastic implants in their hips or other places. good for the oil/ plastics industry.

    maybe this is part of the coming revolution in biotechnology, which is the next leet thing. suddenly computers seem old-style, heh.

  21. Hmmm, by chuckcolby · · Score: 1

    I don't think this will help when your enemy has weapons like box cutters and explosive shoes.

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    1. Re:Hmmm, by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      Of course it will. The airplane will fall apart long before they manage to use it in the manner they want.

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  22. First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A little late but still a fp.

  23. The Andromeda Strain by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is, of course, how Michael Crichton's original bestseller The Andromeda Strain ended when it was written almost a quarter century ago. As this review so aptly notes, TAS is still ahead of its time. Perhaps it's worth a quick (re)read?

    1. Re:The Andromeda Strain by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Ya, id have to say its one of his best novels as well. The movie kinda sucks (just real old, still worth watching for any chrichton fan) but its still a great great book. Id probably head down to a local bookstore and buy the book over getting it on ebay though =P..

    2. Re:The Andromeda Strain by soulsteal · · Score: 1

      The Andromeda Strain didn't end with the "bug" being a petorl-munching maniac loose int he world. I won't say how it ended (for the sake of not pulling "A Chris") but it definitely didn't end with petroleum being in danger. Just a nit pick.

    3. Re:The Andromeda Strain by Reziac · · Score: 2

      The movie looks dated now, but in its day it was a damned exciting ride. (And yes, I saw it first-run :)

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    4. Re:The Andromeda Strain by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1

      Well, close enough. It ate rubber, or maybe plastic, which is damned close enough to petroleum for me.

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    5. Re:The Andromeda Strain by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 2

      I read it as a teen when it first came out as a "beach book" on a trip to Clearwater, FL, and it HAD to be interesting to divert my attention away from all those bikinis ... I'd never seen so many of 'em in my life.

    6. Re:The Andromeda Strain by zorg50 · · Score: 1

      My favorite book of his, possibly excepting the Jurassic Park novels. I've always liked books that have cool little pictures and diagrams in them...

    7. Re:The Andromeda Strain by SystemFork · · Score: 1

      It's a good book. The Andromeda Strain

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    8. Re:The Andromeda Strain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It ate plastics in the upper atmosphere - it need copious UV light.

  24. Environmentalist's dream? by (void*) · · Score: 2

    How so? All this means is that people to switch to electricity and nuclear power.

    1. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by G-funk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nuclear power is an environmentalist's dream. they're just too busy protesting about the word nuclear they don't see it.

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    2. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by saveth · · Score: 2

      If you'll recall, the majority of the world's automobiles run on gasoline.

    3. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wonder if they realize that the word "nuclear" is derived from "nucleus" and not "atomic bomb"

    4. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Gaccm · · Score: 2

      You are right that nuclear plants release very few pollutants, but their are two major problems with them. First, most of the plants don't extract all usable aspects from the uranium (not all, Eruope has a few plants that refine the used uranium and then extract more power from them), this causes us to be stuck with lots of used uranium rods.
      The 2nd major problem is that if a plant ever blew up, everything in the local enviornment would die.
      Solar power is so popular because it has no moving parts so it can last a long time, harnesses a power source that is basicly infinite, and (except for the manufactoring of cells) has no affect on the enviorment.

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    5. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by GreenPhreak · · Score: 1

      Switch to electricity? What kind of power source is electricity? Are you suggesting that we harness the power of lightning? Explain more!

      As far as nuclear power goes, yes, it will be a good alternative when we get fusion to work. Fission is just too costly for its fuel, (we can run out of uranium and plutonium just as we can run out of oil and gas) and it produces too much hazardous biproducts. Fusion defeats both of these problems by only creating helium, and only requiring hydrogen as its fuel.

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    6. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by red5 · · Score: 2

      And what about all the nuclear we can't get rid of?
      Did I miss somthing or isn't this the main flaw in nuclear power?

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    7. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by JordanH · · Score: 2
      • Nuclear power is an environmentalist's dream. they're just too busy protesting about the word nuclear they don't see it.

      People are funny about the term nuclear. MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging) was first called NMR (Nuclear Magnetic Resonance), but the name was changed because they were afraid that people would think they would get hard radiation from it. They didn't want to give that misimpression. X-Rays are pretty hard radiation, but MRIs are pretty innocuous, by comparison.

    8. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      I think the main flaw in nuclear power is the lack of discipline in power plant construction and operation. Coming from a state with a lousy history of both (Washington), I can say first hand that the principle problem with nuclear power is the involvement of weak humans.

      -Paul Komarek

    9. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      "People are funny about the term nuclear."

      People are even funnier about the term "nuculer". ;-)

      -Paul Komarek

    10. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by hage · · Score: 1

      "Solar power is so popular because it has no moving parts so it can last a long time, harnesses a power source that is basicly infinite, and (except for the manufactoring of cells) has no affect on the enviorment." It's not basically infinite. You still need to collect the sun's rays, and even if you covered the entire earth in solar panels, would that even be sufficient? Not to mention that you're diverting energy from the ecosystem and funneling it into electricity (or whatever). No effect on the environment? Let's set up 500 miles of solar collectors to soak up light/heat and see what happens to the local climate. :) The energy to sustain 6 billion people has to come from somewhere, even if no one wants to admit it.

    11. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by cadallin451 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Your first point is an issue of implementation, and therefore isn't really valid against nuclear power in general. Your second point is just absurd "if a plant ever blew up," there are so many reasons that wouldn't happen its ridiculous to even think about it. Of course it could happen, but its also possible that your car's gas tank could spontaneously explode, but you don't spend too much time worrying about that, do you? There's way too much radiation paranoia in the US, its just not that big a threat. The real issue is heat pollution, but that's an engineering problem that simply requires adequate water reservoirs and cooling.

      Solar is not a viable solution for power, we just don't possess technology to obtain anywhere near the efficiency required. When someone designs a solar cell that is actually capable of converting a significant percentage of the sunlight that hits it to electricity, then there will be an alternative. Solar power isn't infinite eitherer, there is a very definite finite number of joules that fall on the earth at any given time, that amount would be sufficient to sustain our power needs if we had some way to convert enough of it, but we don't.

    12. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear plants, like anything else, tend to wear out. Since they're chocabloc with safety features, there's that many more systems to break down. Cheaply built plants fall apart only more quickly. Poorly run and maintained ones even more so.

      People are afraid of nuclear power because they think of things like Hiroshima. And because the media tells them that radiation is bad for them. Neither is particularly true. Generally nuclear power plants won't explode. They wear out and systems fail. Things have to be repaired or replaced. And generally levels of radiation in nuclear power plants are far lower than in the general environment.

      As for nuclear waste... well, the oft quoted remark is that "there is no such thing as nuclear waste, just stuff we haven't found a use for yet."

      We watch too much Simpsons.

    13. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by mobets · · Score: 1

      Actualy the plant blowing up isn't realy a problem unless someone does something really dumb (pulling out all the rods). I seem to remember somthing in my high school science class about a melt down or something here in Houston. They contained it, and it wasn't a problem. Maybe some one else has more details.

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    14. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by unitron · · Score: 2
      Considering that the insulation on many, if not most, electrical wires is made out of something made out of petroleum, anything that put the petroleum business out of business would put technology out of business.

      Petroleum is used to make so many things other than fuel that it's almost a sin to burn it, at least until we can grow more the way we can with trees. Not that I'm expecting that any time soon.

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    15. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by debrain · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nuclear radiation or spent rods? The prior isn't an relative issue since coal plants release exponential magnitudes more radioactive material than nuclear power plants. The latter is a strange issue; the "spent" rods are actually have more potential energy than the new, or pure uranium rods.

      There are many atomic derivatives of uranium fission, not the least of which is plutonium. It is very possible, indeed much easier, to reach critical mass with spent rods than pure uranium rods. (technically, all you have to do is smash them together). You can put a pure uranium rod into a pool, and nothing happens, but if you put spent rods in the pool it glows blue/green (ala Cocoon, the movie) for a day or so. (YMMV)

      The point would be that there is a harvestable energy source in "spent" rods, that can be remanufactured. Thermodynamics of course comes into play, and there are stil residuals, but nevertheless, the waste from one nuclear chamber is potential fuel for another. There are marginal returns in many cases, nevertheless the eventual breakdown leads to non-radioactive materials.

      I only know this because I worked at a nuclear power plant; this is what I soaked up. ;)

      Cheers

    16. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Kwil · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it's all you soaked up. :-)

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    17. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Gaccm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      i said "no affect on the enviornment" because 1) in all urban areas wires are in place and panels are installed on roofs. and 2) in nature the only places panels are installed are in deserts because of the high amount of light there, so there is no very large impact by installation.
      Also, its not about having 1 giant streak, its about massive decentralization in places were it wouldn't have a large affect.

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    18. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by TGK · · Score: 1

      To support the energy use of a single US citizen a 10x10 area of the planet must be covered in solar panels which function at 100% efficiency.

      A little mental math and you'll work out that if everyone in the world were to live at the US standard of living we'd run out of earth real quick.

      Which is why we need space based power generation facilities. So one of you physics guys out there build us a microwave laser and lets get cracking!

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    19. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Gaccm · · Score: 2

      "if a plant ever blew up" yeah, the chances of that are insanely small, about the changes of a plane hitting the wtc. My point is that it is possible. A solar panel can't blow up, that is why it is better as an "enviornmentalist's dream" (see topic) than nuclear.

      As for efficiency, you're right, we don't have very efficient solar panels yet, but nuclear power hasn't given us electrocity too cheap to meter as was advertised. But, it's not like the world will switch over to solar overnight. As the technology gets progressively better, more and more people will start to use it.

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    20. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Dexx · · Score: 1

      I only know this because I worked at a nuclear power plant; this is what I soaked up. ;)

      Does your bathwater glow blue/green from anything else you soaked up? :P

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    21. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it

    22. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by jx100 · · Score: 1

      10x10 what? Millimeters?

    23. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, the single greatest source of energy right now is *energy-conservation*, i.e. achieve the same or a better result using less energy.
      Wanna do some at home? Get compact-fluorescent lightbulbs and use dramatically less electricity. For techies, get DDR RAM, 0.13 micron processors (or less), efficient fans, turn on power saving features etc..

    24. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by timster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Allow me to repair your ignorance. It is actually NOT possible.
      A nuclear explosion requires a certain (high) concentration of fuel, as well as a certain ratio of volume to surface area - or it doesn't happen. This is why making a nuclear bomb is actually very difficult. In a fission reactor, the material isn't concentrated enough, and it isn't unstable enough. Further, the material isn't in one large chunk - it's separated into rods. And further, there's no mechanism for imploding the reaction material to reach critical mass. So no, actually, despite what you read in old sci-fi, it's not physically possible for a fission reactor to explode. Take the rods out, overheat the thing, whatever. The ABSOLUTE worst is that it gets really hot and melts - which is very bad, but very rare, much rarer than a coal or gas explosion (so the overall risk is lower).

      The only major nuclear disaster in history is Chernobyl, which was not a nuclear reaction but a chemical reaction; the graphite coolant caught fire. The graphite reactor was a bad design, and all reactors today are water-cooled. Further, Chernobyl had no containment building to speak of, and was run by idiots.

      People speak of Three Mile Island as if it was some kind of disaster, but it didn't hurt anybody or anything. The worst that happened from TMI was the destruction of the reactor itself (which is a bit of a disaster alone, since those things cost billions).

      A complete meltdown is a disaster, but not the end of the world. It would be nothing like the destruction wreaked by even a small nuclear weapon.

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    25. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Jaeden · · Score: 1

      Its an irritatingly common mis-pronounciation.

    26. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by justinstreufert · · Score: 1

      10x10 what? Feet? If so, just put it on top of that person's house. Then we're set!

      (OK, OK, Apartment buildings, offices, sandy environments, cloudy days, inefficient solar panels, jeez, I KNOW already!)

      Justin

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    27. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by red5 · · Score: 2

      The point would be that there is a harvestable energy source in "spent" rods, that can be remanufactured. Thermodynamics of course comes into play, and there are stil residuals, but nevertheless, the waste from one nuclear chamber is potential fuel for another. There are marginal returns in many cases, nevertheless the eventual breakdown leads to non-radioactive materials.

      So don't they do it. Is it REALLY more economical to store the bloody things for 10,000 years?

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    28. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will agree that it is unlikely for a reactor to blow up in a nuclear explosion. But I cannot agree that "The ABSOLUTE worst is that it gets really hot and melts"

      In the event that "it gets really hot and melts" it will be impossible insert control rods to slow the reaction, they'd simply melt too and just form a layer on top of the reacting fuel. You lose all control over the reaction and all you can do is cover it up and hope for it to stop or try to seperate it (pretty much impossible because of the large amount of radiation and heat). It's not the risk of an atomic bomb type explosion that you should be concerned about. It's the large amount of radiation being released. Additionally, the heat from this would be more than the reactor coolent could handle and you'd risk an explosion of radioactive steam being released into the atmosphere.

      For some fun bedtime reading, search google for "criticality accidents." Although you won't find anything about cities being blown up, it will give you a good idea of what damage can be done simply by beinging too much fissionable material together.

    29. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by saden1 · · Score: 1

      A serious meltdown can in fact cause irreparable harm to the earth. In fact, it is possible for molten fuel and other materials to fracture the earth for a quarter of a mile in all directions, thus rendering land within 200 miles uninhabitable for 10000+ years. Personally, I'd move as far as I could...I wouldn't be comfortable living 200 miles away from nuclear facility the had a melt down.

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    30. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by cp99 · · Score: 1

      The term NMR is still used a lot in chemistry and physics. Of course we change the name to enima.

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    31. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by no_choice · · Score: 1
      The ABSOLUTE worst is that it gets really hot and melts - which is very bad, but very rare

      Thanks for the comforting information. Tell me, though, is a meltdown any less rare, if, say, a full loaded 747 airliner, or, say, a Leerjet packed with high explosives, crashes into a nuclear plant? It is? Well, good thing THAT could never happen then.

      A complete meltdown is a disaster, but not the end of the world.

      Not the end of the world? That's good to know. So if I ever do hear on TV that a nuclear plant in my vicinity has been hit by a plane, and that vastly more radiation than was released in Chernobyl is pouring into the air, I won't need to worry, because it won't be the end of the world. Great.

      Chernobyl had no containment building to speak of, and was run by idiots.

      Well, it's certainly a good thing that OUR nuclear plants are run by a much higher class of person, and guarded by at least 30 - 40 armed rent-a-cops. So there's no way a highly trained squad of fifty or a hundred suicidial terrorists could ever successfully attack one of them. Yes sir, your post has certainly put my mind at ease.

    32. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by trumpetplayer · · Score: 1

      "A complete meltdown is a disaster, but not the end of the world."

      Oh well, the why worry.

    33. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by red5 · · Score: 2

      People are afraid of nuclear power because they think of things like Hiroshima. And because the media tells them that radiation is bad for them. Neither is particularly true. Generally nuclear power plants won't explode. They wear out and systems fail. Things have to be repaired or replaced. And generally levels of radiation in nuclear power plants are far lower than in the general environment.

      No I think that has more to do with Chernobyl than Hiroshima and it's not the media that tells me radiation is bad for us it's just about every study I've ever seen on the subject.

      As for nuclear waste... well, the oft quoted remark is that "there is no such thing as nuclear waste, just stuff we haven't found a use for yet."

      Yah, or a safe place to keep it in as well.

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    34. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by slaida1 · · Score: 1
      Tell me, though, is a meltdown any less rare, if, say, a full loaded 747 airliner, or, say, a Leerjet packed with high explosives, crashes into a nuclear plant?

      No, you tell me, what would it matter to you if that plane crashed on your house? Or if it crashed anywhere, on coal plant or gas plant? Yes, planes do crash and some of them crash intentionally on critical targets. Are you going to bend under terrorism and stand against all attempts to build important structures, because those might get attacked?

      Or is it just nuclear plants? Don't you think that coal or gasplant could be as harmful a target? Wich one you'd chose if forced, another 9/11 or two 747s on randomly selected nuclear plants? Are you so sure that nuclear plants could then do more damage than what coal plants do when they're operating + if those get attacked?

      So if I ever do hear on TV that a nuclear plant in my vicinity has been hit by a plane, and that vastly more radiation than was released in Chernobyl is pouring into the air,

      Have you asked officials how big chances for that there is? If yes, then why don't you believe them? If no, you're made up your mind already and don't need any experts telling otherwise? Don't start with any "100% sure" crap because it isn't 100% sure that gigantic meteor won't hit you in the next 15 minutes either.

      So there's no way a highly trained squad of fifty or a hundred suicidial terrorists could ever successfully attack one of them.

      Is it me or am I hearing something about the lines of "100% certainty" here? ...and also there is no way that highly trained single individual can smuggle an a-bomb into US city and set it off? Are you again telling to cease all activity with all hazardous things and stuff around the world just to make your "mind at ease"?

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    35. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by emok · · Score: 1

      The only major nuclear disaster in history is Chernobyl, which was not a nuclear reaction but a chemical reaction; the graphite coolant caught fire. The graphite reactor was a bad design, and all reactors today are water-cooled. Further, Chernobyl had no containment building to speak of, and was run by idiots.

      3 million people didn't die from just a fire in a power plant. The burning graphite was a chemical reaction. When the graphite coolant was gone, the plant's nuclear reaction went out of control. The nuclear reaction heated things up and the graphite burned faster. And so on... The nuclear reaction wasn't as fast as in a bomb, but a significant amount of radiation was released.

      It is also not true that all reactors today are water-cooled. Russia currently has 13 Chernobyl-type RBMK reactors (did you think they had enough money to shut down all of their RBMK reactors after Chernobyl??) In fact I think they are starting construction on another one (they like the plutonium that this design produces.) The RBMK design also doesn't have a full containment structure. (For more info, see: http://www.uic.com.au/nip64a.htm and http://engphys.mcmaster.ca/canteach/techdoclib/AEC L-PR/Chernobyl.pdf)

      I agree that there are new reactor designs that are more safe, and that new US designs might even be safer than coal in the short-term. Please don't trivialize the issue, though. I would have loved to here your thoughts on the issue in 1979 while you were standing in Pennsylvania.

    36. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Technician · · Score: 2

      there is a very definite finite number of joules that fall on the earth at any given time
      I wonder how long will it be before we have to decide if to plant corn or solar in the field this year? How much will that change the cost of food?

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    37. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Drownedrat · · Score: 1
      Most of the comments (I admit I've not read em all) have concentrated on the fuel angle. But the article comments on ammunition as well. It seems unlikely they are going to be able to atack the brass of shells so maybe they would go after the propellants & explosives. Ignoring for the moment that these are often moisture sensitive & so hermetically sealed they are often nitrate based.

      Wouldn't be much of an enviromentalists dream if something eating nitrates on a mass scale got loose, as all the plants would die. Then all the animals that ate the plants. Then all the animals that ate the plant eating animals. Then us.

      Sounds fun doesn't it.

      D.

    38. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three Mile Island was a big disaster although not as bad as Chernobyl. There were alot of plant mutations, mutated animals, and many humans dying from cancer. Ever seen a two headed cow or two headed goat? Check out the link.

      http://www.tmia.com/croom.html

    39. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you cann't say the risk is low, just because the probability of something happening is low, you also have to factor in the effects. ie the chance of a nucleaur power station going critical may be low, but the effects caused by this when it happens are extremely damaging, kills lots of people, and causes contamination of very large areas for 10,000 years plus. Therefore the risks are VERY HIGH.

    40. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by delcielo · · Score: 2

      I would humbly submit that if petroleum products disappear, so will nuclear power plants. You need all kinds of lubricants for the turbines and generators, plastics for wiring insulation and a million other things, etc.

      It's kind of ironic that a nuclear power plant can't be built and run without petroleum products.

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    41. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by mikerich · · Score: 2, Informative
      The only major nuclear disaster in history is Chernobyl, which was not a nuclear reaction but a chemical reaction; the graphite coolant caught fire. The graphite reactor was a bad design, and all reactors today are water-cooled. Further, Chernobyl had no containment building to speak of, and was run by idiots.

      Close enough for half a cigar. The cause of the explosion was hydrogen. The RMBK reactor is almost unique in that it uses a graphite moderator and a water coolant (which also acts as a moderator).

      When the control rods were removed, there were more neutrons in the reactor, more power was produced. Steam formed in the water system, steam absorbs fewer neutrons than water, the reaction increased.

      Eventually a coolant pipe failed, steam was sprayed on to a mixture of red hot graphite, hit uranium and hot zirconium - all of these produce hydrogen (and in the case of graphite, carbon monoxide). There was a hydrogen explosion that blew the core apart and started the graphite fire which pumped the volatile radionucleides into the atmosphere.

      As for being idiots. Hmmm a tricky one. Certainly the experiment was badly designed, and they definitely did the wrong thing. But the experiments needed to be done.

      The Soviet plants relied on diesel generators to provide electrical power to the pumps in the event of a powergrid failure (nuclear power plants rely on off-site power for driving their pumps), however no one knew how long it would take to start the diesels. So they did the experiment.

      And there are a number of reactors that are not water-cooled. Whilst the US PWR is clearly the most common design in the World, there is a substantial generation from gas-cooled reactors. Mainly in the UK, which has the Magnox and Advanced Gas-cooled Reactors (AGR).

      Magnox was designed to provide plutonium for the British Bomb (it allows on-line refuelling which ensures that the plutonium has a low percentage of Pu240) and is now being phased out. The AGRs are the mainstay of British power production, but have turned out to be economic disasters. Britain was moving to the PWR when the entire programme was cancelled because of its spiralling costs. One station was completed at Sizewell on the East Coast.

      And finally, those people who are talking about reprocessing as being clean. Sorry, the British have more experience of this than anyone else, and it is a nightmare. Environmentally, you are left with huge amounts of high-level waste that needs to be stored, low-level waste is produced in enormous quantities (most of which has gone down the pipe into the Irish Sea). You produce plutonium that no one wants (MOX fuel will age reactors faster than uranium fuel) and the recycled uranium is far more expensive than fresh fuel.

      If it wasn't for (Uranium) Jack Cunningham MP, a senior minister in the 1997 Labour government (who happens to have the Sellafield reprocessing plant in his constituency), Britain would probably have closed down its reprocessing operations. Now after a scandal involving faked quality control at the MOX plant, we can't sell fuel to Japanese power plants which was the justification for THORP and MOX in the first place.

      Sellafield is a scandal which is poisoning the whole nuclear industry. British Nuclear Fuels Limited (inspiration for IIF in 'Edge of Darkness'*) would dearly love to sell its Westinghouse reactors around the World, but no one trusts it. Well apart from the US DoE who is employing it to clean up Hanford in Washington State.

      Oh and Tony Blair, who wants to privatise the profitable bits and leave the taxpayer to clean up BNFL's mess.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

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    42. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by TGK · · Score: 2

      sorry... yes... feet

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    43. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      What about Three Miles Island, Harrisburg?
      Close to a Core Melt, depending how you define a core melt.

      Your analysis about how a melt down would happen and what it causes is unfortunatly wrong.

      A melt down is absolutely comparable, if not far worse, to a smal nuclear war head.

      The difference is this: a war head is designed to fission as much of its uranium/plutonium as possible(same is true if it is a H-Bomb). For that a very strong case out of metal is build. If it is a H-Bomb a neutron reflecting material is worked in. The goal is to keep the bomb from "exploding" as long as possible. The bomb is ignitioned far over ground, lets say 1000 meters (~3000 feet). The detonation causes heat radiation and of course neutron and gamma radiation. The shockwaves in the atmosphere flatten everything. Goal of course is to minimice "fall out", radioactive material deposited over the land.

      What happends in a core melting: the amount of fissionable material is just to smal to cause a uncontrolled chain reaction. Your claim a uncontrolled chain reaction can not happen, thus a reactor core can not explode is wrong. The previous author was perfectly right: just put enough fission able uranium into one point and it explodes just like a fission bomb. However it won't transform much of its fission material into energy as it is falling apart through the explosion because it lacks the "bomb case". If your reactor is constructed in a way that it allowes a core melting, you need great luck that the melted material can not concentrate enough fission material at one point in the "magma" to cause a uncontrolled chain reaction. As long as you have magma, melted uranium mixed with melted metals and stone from the reactor floor, it is likely that it burns down to the ground water. Now you get a steam explosion. That will erupt straight through your miler into the atmosphere. In a worst case scenario you have a hughe amount of fission waste products and fission able material distributed over the environment. The area coverd depends on weather conditions. If you have light wind you get an about 3 miles wide and 100 to 200 miles long stripe of area where waste is deployed.

      The core melting lacks the direct destruction a A-bomb had. No shock wave, no heat flash, no gamma flash.

      Looking at the area wich now can't be used to farm, not to talk to live in, a core melt is far more desasterous than a nuclear war head.

      Ever heared the term "critical mass"? Thats the amount of uranium or plutonium you need to build a self made nuclear war head.

      Just take two cubes of Uranium, both just below the "critical mass". Then put them together.
      A nuclear fission explosion, compareable to Hiroschima or Nagasaki will happen. As I said above: a missing bomb hull, lasting for some 1000s of a second, keeping the fission material long enough together, is all what is preventing it to be a real A bomb. Nevertheless such a thing would destroy a huge area, something like 1km x 1km and deposte all its fission material as waste over an much much bigger area.

      Todays modern reactors are build in a way that melt downs are (nearly) impossible. If a chain reaction is started neutrons get produced. For each fission of a uranium atom about 2 neutrons get free. Those are used to break up one or two further atoms. As you see the number of neutrons is doubeling each step and thus the potential fission of atoms doubles each step also. Thats a uncontrollable chain reaction, wich happens in a fission bomb. Usualy the neutrons are to fast. A uranium atom would just deflect the neutron. Like if you use a ping pong ball for bowling.
      A reactor uses a gas or fluid to slow down neutrons, thats called moderating. When they are slow enough they can hit an atom and break it up. Security from a core melt you basicly get by designing the reactor in a way that the fluid or gas is breaking out of the reactor if it is to hot. So a reactor core going wild(uncontrolled) would heat up its moderation medium, that goes out of the reactor via pipes desigend to open if overheat occures. As the moderation medium gets lost by that, the chain reaction would stop.

      Chernobyl used graphit as moderation medium ... and when the reactor overheated it started a fire.

      angel'o'sphere

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    44. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by hey! · · Score: 2
      These kinds of debates aren't very englightening, because everyone heads for the extreme example right away.


      Are you going to bend under terrorism and stand against all attempts to build important structures, because those might get attacked?


      This argument only makes sense if the cost and nature of an attack on every kind of important structure is the same. It's different if somebody plows a 747 into a coal plant than if they plow it into a nuclear plant; just as its' different if they crash into an abandoned warehouse or the WTC.


      This doesn't mean we shouldn't build nukes, but we should consider the ability to defend them against probable attacks and to reduce the effects of such an attack. If we can neither defend them nor reduce the effect, then we shouldn't build them until we know how. This is from somebody who advocates the building of nuclear plants with more advanced designs than we have today.

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    45. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microwave laser, aka, maser.

    46. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no nuclear power plants in houston fool.

    47. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by gooberguy · · Score: 1

      Not only is petroleum necessary for nuclear power, but it is needed for almost everything else we use every day. Most plastics, gas, lubricants, all are made out of petroleum. Without petroleum, we would't last long at all. You couldn't fire a gun, because there would be no lubricant on the bullet. You wouldn't have a computer to use. About 60% of your car would be non-existent, because it is made from plastics. You couldn't listen to CDs, because not only are they made from plastic, but your radio is. The insulation in your house, plastic grocery bags, packaging, etc, etc.

      The point is simple: modern life is impossible without petroleum products. We must stop burning them (ie, use H2 from the breakdown of water), use the existing oil reserves for manufacturing things, and learn how to make our own hydrocarbons out of water and CO2.

      D/\ Gooberguy

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    48. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by snStarter · · Score: 1

      Actually, as I recall from when I was involved with stuff like this, one of the "maximum credible accidents" for which a reactor containment vessel was designed involved a direct hit by the largest aircraft available at the time.

      And that's the containment vessel, not the reactor vessel or other equipment. Which provides another layer of damage control.

      Large reactors are more difficult to seriously damage than you might think.

    49. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by snStarter · · Score: 1

      You have some nomenclature right but you appear to be clueless about what a core melt-down is all about really.

      A core melt-down typically happens as the end result of a reactor accident in which the ability to cool the core has been lost. With no way to discharge heat the temperature of the core rises. By this time moderation has been totally lost and the nuclear reaction has ended. Decay of fission fragments, however, has not and that decay can add heat of about 5% of full power operation after criticality has been lost.

      So the temperature rises and the core distorts, the materials that support the fuel rods melt. Still no nuclear reactions happening but heat transfer is even worse now. TMI reached the point where core geometry was changed as a result of the accident. With no moderator you won't achieve criticality and the geometry of a puddle of fuel is definately NOT that to easily create a critical reaction.

      If cooling is not achieved the hot fuel will eventually melt its surrounds and puddle at the bottom of the reactor vessel making it even harder to cool, and it will begin to melt the vessel and head downwards toward the concrete and steel of the supporting structures. It will continue to do this until something either cools it and carries away the heat or it melts entirely through all of it and heads down through the earth. Hence the "China Syndrome" name.

      To my knowledge there as been no accident which did this. Chernobyl caught fire (worse even) and fission fragments were lifted into the environment.

      One last note: just pushing two pieces of uranium together to make a critica mass won't necessarily make an explosion although the neutron burst would probably be ugly, if rather short. It takes more than that to make things go BOOM.

    50. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by ktulu1115 · · Score: 1

      Everyone seems to be forgetting one thing...

      In order to achieve a nuclear explosion you need critical mass, BUT you also need a highly refined fuel. Nuclear power plants do NOT use this for obvious reasons (high-risk and theft).

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    51. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      Your explanaition is mainly right, but mine also.


      So the temperature rises and the core distorts, the materials that support the fuel rods melt. Still no nuclear reactions happening but heat


      After the moderator is gone, right, there is no fission any longer.

      transfer is even worse now. TMI reached the point where core geometry was changed as a result of the accident. With no moderator you won't achieve criticality
      It can get critical without moderation, thats the hughe problem, see below.
      and the geometry of a puddle of fuel is definately NOT that to easily create a critical reaction.

      This only depends on the total amount of fissionable material in the rods. The fissionable material will allways be ABOVE critical mass. It is just not concentrated on one point but spread over a large set of rods. If you would not start with an amount higher than the critical mass a self running or self sustaining fission process would be impossible. However you could generate neutrons externaly and beam them onto the fission pellets ... but thats not done currently.

      The melted material is a mixture as you said. But it containes more than the critical mass of uranium. It is thinned out by the other metals and melted concrete and such, so it is unlikely that it can concentrate and explode.

      But it could. Thats the point.


      One last note: just pushing two pieces of uranium together to make a critica mass won't necessarily make an explosion although the neutron burst would probably be ugly, if rather short. It takes more than that to make things go BOOM.

      Unfortunatly this is wrong. The BOOM would be rather smal in relation to a designed nuke. But it would be enough to destroy a some hundret yards area. As I explained the two pieces would not stick together long enough to fission much of it, thats what you mean I guess.

      I mainly wanted to point out that a melted core likely will burn its way through the building down into earth and will hit ground water sooner or later. If such a thing would happen the fall out would be far worse than a strike by a smal nuke. However there would not be much direct destruction as there is no real explosion but steam eruption.

      angel'o'sphere

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    52. Re:Environmentalist's dream? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      People speak of Three Mile Island as if it was some kind of disaster, but it didn't hurt anybody or anything. The worst that happened from TMI was the destruction of the reactor itself (which is a bit of a disaster alone, since those things cost billions).

      I'd like to see some data on cancer rates in the area since the little incident.

  25. signs up by evilpaul13 · · Score: 1

    "they also want to to pacify the enemy by spraying Valium"

    ..And everyone says the government is no good and no fun.

  26. "Ultimate dream"? by monkey+typewriter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Curiously, the military may implement the environmentalists' ultimate dream!
    Sorry, what? Did you just pull that out of your arse? Which environmentalists are campaigning for the abolition of oil (as opposed to the unnecessary combustion of oil)?

    Clearly oil serves a great many needs, fueling your car being just one of those needs. To claim without basis that a group of people dream of the worlds oil stocks becoming unusable is to reveal your own bias against this group.

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    1. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by zeno_2 · · Score: 2

      Well, what happens when those big tankers sink, they release all that oil. Id imagine it would be an enviormentalists dream to have a bacteria or whatever to get rid of all that oil from the ocean's waters. That would be my guess..

    2. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by susano_otter · · Score: 1
      Psst... Timothy was probably being funny. Something to do with "irony", is my guess.

      Oh, and you, my serious neighbor, have misspelled "souffle" in your .sig.

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    3. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Pssst. In order to be funny, something must have some connection to reality. Don't tell anyone.

    4. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by SEE · · Score: 4, Informative

      Each year, more petroleum seeps up from the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico into the world's oceans than in every human-caused oil spill in history combined.

      There are entire ecosystems near these oil seeps whose primary source of energy is not solar photosynthesis, but breaking down petroleum and natural gas.

      Yes, petroleum spills by people cause temporary and localized deaths of organisms and disruption of ecosystems, but they just aren't that big a deal in the overall scheme of things.

    5. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, to be funny an author simply has to properly utilize the prejudices of the target audience (however distant from reality they may be).

      You won't think it is funny if you don't share the prejudice, but then, you probably have a job.

    6. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, I meant "the environmentalists' ultimate wet dream!"

    7. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Sentry21 · · Score: 2

      Fuelling a car with oil (gasoline actually, unless your engine is in pretty bad shape) is a horrid, stupid idea that everyone *should* be opposed to. Lubrication of a vehicle not powered by gasoline would be a problem, but you'd just have to re-lube with synthetics.

      The world's oil stocks being unusable wouldn't be a utopia instantly, but it would force people to stop destroying the environment for a profit. Chunks of ice the size of cities are falling off Antarctica more and more frequently, and I'm a huge fan of Vancouver, Montreal, and Amsterdam, just to name a few. Maybe an ecological revolution, planned or not, would be a good thing.

      --Dan

    8. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that the oil would be turned into carbondioxide. While not the worst thing that can happen, a fast spread of this thing would release some huge quantities of it in a short span.

    9. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and I'm a huge fan of Vancouver, Montreal, and Amsterdam, just to name a few.

      Among those 3, I personnally prefer Amsterdam. Those coffee shops are just so damn hard to find in Vancouver and Montreal...

    10. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Seehund · · Score: 1
      Yes, petroleum spills by people cause temporary and localized deaths of organisms and disruption of ecosystems, but they just aren't that big a deal in the overall scheme of things.


      Oh yes they are. They visibly affect cute furry and feathered animals. Anything that makes cute animals suffer is A Big Deal. They're the biggest source of income for organisations making a good living on media coverage like Greenpeace.
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    11. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      Oh come on!

      You're letting logic and science get in the way of a good, hysterical, common sense story that drums up money for newspapers and political power for socialists!

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    12. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you keep your SUV. It won't be the rich people who suffer an environmental change.

    13. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by 1gor · · Score: 1

      I do have a basis to claim that environmentalsts are against consumption of non-reproducible natural resourses such as oil. You disagree?

      What other major uses of oil apart from burning it and its products? Is it is petrochemical industry and plastics or something else?

      Hey,... let's get philosophical. WHAT IS the environmentalist ultimate dream then?

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    14. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by at_18 · · Score: 2

      Each year, more petroleum seeps up from the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico into the world's oceans than in every human-caused oil spill in history combined.

      There are entire ecosystems near these oil seeps whose primary source of energy is not solar photosynthesis, but breaking down petroleum and natural gas.


      Great, this is really interesting. Do you have some URLs for that?

    15. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I very much doubt that petroleum seeps out the bottom of the gulf of mexico, crude oil maybe, but petroleum has to be extracted from crude oil by refining processes.
      Also the complete distruction of the human race isn't that big a deal in the overall scheme of things. If i was to run around killing 1,000's of people that would not be a big a debig a deal in the overall scheme of things. so why have laws against murder as nothing anyone does is a big a deal in the overall scheme of things.

    16. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "but they just aren't that big a deal in the overall scheme of things"

      What argument is that? Neither is the WTC event (tm) - especially given that the same number of people die in the states every few days from obesity. Whats a few dead fat fucking americans between friends?!

    17. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i have more faith in big oil companies myself. Anyone who doesnt is obviously a terrorist, or isnt putting Americans first. Oh, they`re the same thing...

    18. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that you are wrong. We didnt use oil until very recently, so what would we lose if it were to vanish now?

    19. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You poor sucker...

      I mean, what an interesting thing to say.

      But you forgot to include all the url's that supported your non-arguement.

    20. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by nathanm · · Score: 2
      Do you have some URLs for that?
      That's just basic geology.

      As time and pressure decay organisms buried under the ocean, raw petroleum is produced. Since it's less dense than the water saturating the surrounding crust, it slowly rises. About 1% gets trapped in the right conditions, i.e. under an impervious layer, where it can be drilled for. The other 99% seeps up into the ocean.
    21. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by SEE · · Score: 2

      Sure. Here's a story about one of the ecosystems.

    22. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by SEE · · Score: 2

      The Department of Energy defines petroleum as: "A generic term applied to oil and oil products in all forms, such as crude oil, lease condensate, unfinished oils, petroleum products, natural gas plant liquids, and nonhydrocarbon compounds blended into finished petroleum products."

      And, of course, that something isn't "that big a deal in the overall scheme of things" doesn't mean it isn't worth trying to prevent. It does mean that there are other things more important to try to prevent, and if a choice has to be made (and a choice always has to be made at some point, because that's how the real world works), we should handle the more important things first.

    23. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you aware that Antarctica has cooled significantly in the last decade?

    24. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Your argument that oil spills are not a big deal is invalid. I am not saying that it is wrong, you may very well be right that oil spills are no big deal, but the argument you have laid forth here to prove it does not work. And instead of proving that they aren't a big deal, this argument actually supports using the microbes.

      Your argument suggests that because areas where great amounts of oil are released (the sea floor) do not receive damage, that areas where much smaller amounts of oil are released (surface spills) will also not receive damage. For this to be true, both areas would have to deal with the oil in the same way. You yourself suggest this is not so.

      Setting aside the matter of different concentrations on the surface compared to that seeping up through a large volume of water, there are the oil-eating microbes. In areas where there is regular seepage of oil corresponding populations of oil-eating microbes have formed to metabolize the oil. This serves to remove what is toxic to many plants and animals and use it as positive for a niche player in the ecosystem. In areas where there is not a regular seepage of oil, the populations of these particular microbes would be small to non-existent, certainly not large enough to handle the increased concentrations of oil that a spill would present.

      As the two environments would react differently to the presence of oil (one ecosystem using it as a food source for one part of the stable ecosystem, the other being contaminated to a large extent as it lacks a sufficient population of the microbe), the syllogism does not hold. What would make the syllogism hold would be a constant, uniform level of the oil-eating microbe in all areas of the water. Unfortunately, having little to eat on the surface most of the time, oil-eating microbes would not thrive there naturally. It would take artificial introduction of these microbes to make the two environments equivalent. A small amount of naturally occurring microbes would eventually metabolize the oil to a large extent, but it would take longer and significant damage could be done to the species in the area in the meantime. Therefore, for oil spills to not be a big deal, we should add the natural microbes to areas where they are not naturally found.

      There may be other reasons to suggest that oil spills are not a big deal, and I may agree with some of them, but this argument is not enough to prove it.

    25. Re:"Ultimate dream"? by SEE · · Score: 2

      You are correct, I did not make a logical argument. I merely presented several facts. (Admittedly, one is not universally accepted.)

      Instead, my unexpressed logical conclusion (and I should have expressed it) is that a "superbug" that destroyed the Earth's geological petroleum would not be an environmentalists' dream because its benefits would be limited to reducing short-term, localized ecological damage, while it would cause irreperable harm to the seabed ecosystems.

  27. More stupid editorializing by coyote-san · · Score: 3, Informative

    Once again Timothy couldn't let something by without stupid editorializing.

    Very few environmentalists want us to drop off a petroleum-based economy precipitously. It will take a few years for the excess 5 billion people to die off as the population returns to what's supportable in a pre-mechanical society, and they won't go quietly. You'll find few trees and few wild animals outside of the remote Canada and Siberia.

    What we want is wise use, not no use. E.g., it's better to have 30% of the car fleet using hybrid gas/electric motors with 80 MPG, not 30% of the fleet monster SUVs with <15 MPG while the idealistic zero emissions cars are <1% of the fleet because few people are willing to buy cars that can never go more than a few hundred miles.

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    1. Re:More stupid editorializing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone *please* code up a script to filter Slashdot so we don't have to read any more of Timothy's editorials.

      If you know nothing about a subject *don't write crap about it*

      A grammar and spell-checker for the other editors would be the next request.

      If you think your English might be wrong, *it is*: pay someone to fix your 6th grade fuck-ups.

    2. Re:More stupid editorializing by Electrum · · Score: 1, Troll

      Once again Timothy couldn't let something by without stupid editorializing.

      Unless something has been removed since when you posted this comment and when I read loaded the page, Timothy didn't add anything. Notice that the entire story is in italics, indicating that the comments are that of the submitter, not the editor.
    3. Re:More stupid editorializing by minusthink · · Score: 2

      It wasn't timothy you dolt.
      It was 1gor, the person who sent the story in.

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    4. Re:More stupid editorializing by Kidbro · · Score: 2

      Once again Timothy couldn't let something by without stupid editorializing.

      Except, of course, for the fact that Timothy didn't edit it.
      The slashdot editors are making enough mistakes for you to not have to make some up for them.

  28. environmentalists dream, but not ultimate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    there are many fables about acting without forethought so I will not name any of them here... that is what the Internet is for :)

    However, given a fictional situation in which there is a total planetary collapse of petrol energy sources, the environmental dream would fall even farther away. Why? Because humans panic. And in a crisis such as this, the last thing on most people's minds would be to sit down and sing Kumbaya. What reserves were there would be violently fought for (much more than now if you are wording any smart ass remark to that... in other words don't be a smart ass (or a dumb bunny)) Even 'cleaner' energy sources in large quantities by themselves will cause direct damage. imagine entire forests cleared to make room for solar and wind generators. That is what people do when they don't think rationally, and that is what panic brings about. Perhaps that means that liberals are in a constant state of panic, with their violent ramblings turning away many that normally would agree with what they claim is their underlying cause. It is much like grenades being used for person to person combat... you have a very high likelihood of blowing your own intestines out your rear while you eliminate your enemy.

  29. not environmentalist's dream by kriegman · · Score: 1

    Metabolizing oil is probably no better that burning it as far as CO2 released into the air, and global warming seems to be the issue on the minds of most environmentalists, thus it would be far from an environmentalists dream for all the oil reserves of the world to be eaten, uselessly, without the product benefit of the energy stored in the oil.

  30. Im not worried by Kelerain · · Score: 1

    If bugs like this DO get into the wild, the oil and ammunition will develop a natural imminity to them. Seriously though, usually these bugs arent made to reproduce, they just process the materials and die after a point. But the danger comes from mutations, when they might infect an unintended target. Will the military ever learn?

    1. Re:Im not worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better question is will the citizens become less clueless? Think, "the oil and ammunition will develop a natural immunity".
      Oil and nitrates are not living organisms and cannot "develop" anything. Repeated exposure to a evolutionary stimulus does nada, bupkiss.
      Treat a can of oil to changes in temperature and climate while blasting advertisements at it will result in a can on oil, no more, no less.
      Do the same to a human being and you end up with "Joe Sixpack"...maybe the can of oil is slightly smarter....

  31. Can anyone ever see the big picture? by RestiffBard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ok. worse case scenario this stuff becomes uncontainable and renders all the world's oil resources useless. Great idea. wrong. I can't say how wrong and awful and catastrophic this would be. I'm as big an environmentalist as the next guy but, this is just ludicrous. oh no problem we'll jsut switch to renewable or nuclear resources. wrong. its not that easy. if you think it is you live in a dream land. I have no problem with nuclear but, there is one or two little problems with the idea of just switching over. Commerce would end for one. for two, in case you weren't aware of this but there are no nuclear engineers anymore. nuclear science has taken a significant hit in recent years. there are very few people studying to be nuclear scientists/engineers. so if all the gas was gone there would be no one to just switch us over. I can't say enough how bad an idea it would be for something like this to happen and get loose. In some utopian fantasy it might be a great thing for the earth but for those of us who live here it would be a disaster of biblical proportions. I won't even get into the social unrest you would have to deal with. Oh and if you're thinking Wind power? well the best windmills come from Europe. How would you get them here without diesel engined ships? Put them on nuclear carriers? how do you get them to the dock? horsecart? how do you get them to North Dakota? mushers? big picture folks thats all I'm saying.

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    1. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, we've never cared before about things getting out of hand. Remember War Games? A no win situation with nuclear weapons. Same thing with this bugger. We develop and launch, then what happens when the other side catches one of em? They reverse engineer, duplicate/clone them, and then release them on us? Weapons are double edged swords (and double edged swords are weapons) they cut both ways.

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    2. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
      Um unless I'm way behind the time most ships in the US Navy are still, and will continue to be, nuclear powered...

      And yes, they have engineers. Not enough to power the world perhaps, but enough to teach others how...

      I'd like to see your figures on the absence of nueclear power and lack of intrest in the industry. I was considering going to UT Knoxville, which I hear has an amazing nueclear engineering program, and while I'm not intrested in that program, if nobody wants to be a nueclear engineer anymore, UTK might just shut down its doors...

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    3. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by Wolfier · · Score: 2

      Chance that these bugs become uncontrollable would almost be zero - remember, that we're GENETICALLY ENGINEERING a bug. It means, we can potentially make any "mod" to these bugs.

      If I were to implement this, I would control the life span of these bugs, and make them sterile before deploying. See, nowadays you have to have MEASURABLE effect on paper before putting a new weapon in use. In this case, it all boil down to controlled reproduction and aging of these bugs.

    4. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by SanGrail · · Score: 1

      I live in New Zealand, so we'd be fine for electricity because almost all of it's hydropower.
      No cars would not be good though (even though I don't own one). The railway systems would have to be hella lot better even just for transporting goods town to town etc, but - wouldn't be the end of civilisation as we know it.
      However, even if we did become a nice little south pacific ecotopia, it'd be isolated.
      No aircraft, no freighters. Yachts maybe?
      But, that may not be all bad if the rest of the world was gonna go a bit Mad Max-ish.
      *lol*

      Re:Windmills
      Er, why on earth would you import windmills from Europe when all you need are the plans?

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    5. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Chance that these bugs become uncontrollable would almost be zero - remember, that we're GENETICALLY ENGINEERING a bug. It means, we can potentially make any "mod" to these bugs.

      Sure! That's solution. We all know that it's possable to modify any part of a bug and be sure that it will work flawlessly with no hidden side-effects.

      Do I really need to spell out the huge flaw in your comment? Or is my bad sarcasim enough?

      Given how new genetic engineering is. I would never even think about exposing something like this to the earths environment without at least 20 years of lab tests a research.
      Considering that the US military is involved with this, it wouldn't supprise me if they are willing to risk the worlds environment to increase these arsonal.

    6. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by jonbrewer · · Score: 2
      How would you get them here without diesel engined ships?
      This is Slashdot, so I'll throw techcnology at your arguement.

      One of the nice things about diesel engines is that they'll combust many things besides diesel fuel. vegetable oil, for one. Google biodiesel for more information. I plan to road trip this summer with biodiesel in my TDi Golf IV.
    7. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by dimator · · Score: 2

      Dude, how old are you? This sounds like it was written by a 12 year old. You say the same thing about 15 times.

      I don't think anyone thought it was a *good* idea to destroy all the Earth's oil reserves.

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    8. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by canadian_right · · Score: 2
      Geneticaly modified bacteria are already being used to clean up oil spills. The bacteria need light to work their magic so the current strains can't decimate oil in tanks and underground.

      Try google with "oil spill bacteria" for more info.

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    9. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by NovaX · · Score: 1

      And the Navy is trying pretty hard to get new engineers too. Every year or two I get an email from a recruiter tellimg me of the benefits of taking up their scholorship offer and learning to become a Navy nuclear engineer after college. Its funny, I must be on some list they got from my school based on major, grades, etc. It didn't interest me for two major reasons. One is I want to do work on processor architectures, and man.. sub marines are small, tight, and noisy.

      Oh, and my father works on a multi-billion fusion project (NIF). He's an electrical engineer. I'm sure there are few people who are straight 'nuclear engineers' but there are numerous people who are engineers with enough physics and chemistry to do the job. How many schools do you see offer PhD's in NE, and how many in EE, Physics, ...? There are still lots of engineers, just the governments hire these people and so the markets smaller and less known.

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    10. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by Sentry21 · · Score: 2

      for two, in case you weren't aware of this but there are no nuclear engineers anymore. nuclear science has taken a significant hit in recent years. there are very few people studying to be nuclear scientists/engineers

      Uhh, maybe in your neck of the woods, but the rest of the world has made significant advancements, and you can find (for example) Canadian nuclear reactors across central Canada, in several European and Asian countries, and we're building a few in China. But I have to wonder who's building them, since all the nuclear engineers and scientists traded in their diplomas for taxi cabs...

      Your US==Alles worldview saddens and disenheartens me. Please learn before you speak. Sad thing is, this is far from the first time I've heard these silly statements from people on slashdot. Sadder still, it's far from the first time they've been modded up.

      If all the world's oil reserves were totalled... Well, we could always use the bioengineered fuels harvested from genetically engineered grains. Maybe they're not perfect yet, but they work. That would get us through in the short term, for sure.

      And maybe, just maybe, people would have to go *gasp* outside. I think this is exactly what the world needs. Walk to work, take your time, cycle. People have become so concerned with getting to where they need to be so they can go somewhere else. I think having to walk at least to/from the Skytrain station would maybe make people think about enjoying life, rather than rushing through it. Sure, it wouldn't be all peaches and cream, but it would sure be better than what we have now.

      Before FedEx, nothing needed to be shipped overnight anyway. Now, businesses can't live without it. The world needs to relax. Food for thought.

      --Dan

    11. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood the post. Yes, it may have side effects. However, the side effects are far from uncontrollable - even if they're hidden - take away the ability of reproduction from these bugs, and boom, side effects only last for a few weeks.

      Maybe birds that eat these bugs die because the bug meat turns out to be poisonous. But if it's going to be just one generation of a limited number of these bugs, too bad, but so be it.

      Finally, we're more advanced at genetic engineering bugs and plants than you think, so "modify parts of a bug and be sure that it will work flawlessly with no hidden side-effects" is pretty plausible given enough research $$$.

    12. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

      old enough to know better. the reason I stated my opinion a multiple of times was that when I wrote my comment the few that were already present were hailing the idea and going on about how great it would be to destroy earth's oil reserves. I was commenting towards them. as for my writing style. I think faster than I write. often i try to answer questions before they're asked. if i forgot to repeat something in a different way some one would just have gotten me in a different way. see the posts about peanut oil. i didn't think to answer peanut oil cause I didn't know about it. also the person that submitted the article commented on how good it would be to destory earths oil reserves.

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    13. Re:Can anyone ever see the big picture? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Most aircraft carriers and all attack and missle subs are nuclear. The rest of the navy is petropropelled - aircraft carriers actually carry some fuel for their escort ships.

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  32. Larry Niven did this in Ringworld first! by farrellj · · Score: 2

    The Puppetters released a "Superconductor plague" which destroyed civilization on Ringworld. Of course, a plague that ate all the oil in the world *would* solve the oil, global warming and smog problems we have ...

    ttyl
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  33. No petroleum, no trees. Think about it. by texchanchan · · Score: 2
    Sounds like the fringe environmentalist's dream--turn loose bugs to eat up all the petroleum and return us to the halcyon days of ... Leaving aside the question of whether past cultures had enough good points to want to live in them, what is the immediate result of the petroleum disappearing?
    • Reintroduction of coal power on a tremendous scale. This means getting any coal there is by any means necessary--strip mining, drafting you for pick-axe work, whatever.

    • Refitting strategic vehicles (trucks for food) with wood-burning internal combustion engines, which doesn't sound possible but was done Europe during World War II

    • Immediate and near-total deforestation as the present-day population resorts to past-era technologies to keep warm and cook their food
    1. Re:No petroleum, no trees. Think about it. by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      Ontario would probably just go entirely electric.

      We send a lot (25% and going up every year) of the power generated south of the border. I know British Energy is actively working to increase the percentage too with more reactors.

      Now, I suppose I didn't count destruction of forests due to nuclear waste.

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    2. Re:No petroleum, no trees. Think about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the spread of the infection was slow, you would have a point, but a catastrophic, sudden plague would cause too many disruptions to retrofit vehicles and industry for coal and wood. BTW, most cars can now be converted to run on natural gas quite well, esp. New Zealand. I think the problems of tires and plastic components of cars and trucks would pose more of a problem than fuel, anyway.
      If you have a point to make, make it, and don't assume that others have not "thought about it" just because they have a different view

    3. Re:No petroleum, no trees. Think about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cool. instead of wood burning cars, we could have nuclear powered cars. DON'T CRASH. lol. *boom*

    4. Re:No petroleum, no trees. Think about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you fit a truck with a wood burning internal combustion engine?
      You might get a wood-burning external combustion engine (steam trucks and the like), but I was just wondering how you'd get wood into the cylinders of an internal combustion engine?

    5. Re:No petroleum, no trees. Think about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If these bugs eat up oil, and produce CO2 (which is presumably released into the envirnoment), how is this much different from burning it?

    6. Re:No petroleum, no trees. Think about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you don't get it; with no lubrication, scratch item two.

      the most sought-after products would be libricant substitutes like graphite etc. This would of course be quickly taken up by the military as the ex-world-powers fight over the remains of civilization.

  34. Why not? by no_choice · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Imagine an escaped virus destroying the Earth's oil reserves and its whole industrial potential?

    Such a bug, were it possible to develop, would be a boon to mankind and the West in particular. Destroying the earth's oil wouldn't destroy our industrial potential, just force us to switch to the many other available energy sources a few decades sooner than we otherwise might (since the oil supply will be used up eventually in any case).

    Obviously the transition would be wrenching, but the benefits would be great. Global warming and air pollution would be greatly reduced, and, equally critically, the vast revenues that currently accrue to countries that are net exporters of oil would end. Since most of these revenues go to countries that are strategic competitors of the west and supporters of terrorism (Iraq, Saudi Arabia), ending them would be a good thing for us.

    1. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you actually know where most of North America's oil comes from? Hint: it ain't the middle east.

    2. Re:Why not? by unitron · · Score: 2
      "Destroying the earth's oil wouldn't destroy our industrial potential..."

      Do you have any idea how many things are made from petroleum? Insulation for wires, the clear part of CDs and DVDs, the lens for the lasers that read them, anything plastic in general, various medicines, and the list goes on and on. Perhaps some of that stuff can be made from coal instead, but how do we know that any complex hydrocarbons would be safe from these "bugs"?

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    3. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CmdrTaco's forehead?

  35. Re:Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Needless to say, but it's a spawning gay porn goatse link. Clever link mind you - it appears that Slashcode doesn't print the domain when it's just http:/ and not http://.

    Of course, I browse without javascript. Maybe next time - chump ;)

  36. I have a better idea =P by SirLestat · · Score: 1

    Spray prozac !

    1. Re:I have a better idea =P by MADCOWbeserk · · Score: 1

      So we can have a bunch of happy well-adjusted enemies. If anything they will have more assertivess, and aggression.

  37. And in other news... by jonman_d · · Score: 1

    The stock market crashed today after a military bio-weapon whiped out the entire United States fuel supply, giving Middle Eastern OPEC nations their dream come true. Gas prices are currently at $50 a gallon and climbing, with OPEC saying it will, once again, raises prices. Tonight, the President plans to turn control of the country over to Sadam.

    /me gets the feeling this will be modded offtopic ;-) though it was meant to be funny

    1. Re:And in other news... by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      /me gets the feeling this will be modded offtopic ;-) though it was meant to be funny

      Too bad that the content of the message is moderated and not what the poster had intended to write ;)

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    2. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the blurb on the back of a Tom Clancy book.

    3. Re:And in other news... by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      The book was only 3 pages long. Here's the ending:

      > Gas prices are currently at $50 a gallon and
      > climbing, with OPEC saying it will, once again,
      > raises prices.

      Then, a few billion dollars later, scientists created bacteria that produced oil and, two weeks later, ones that produced gasoline directly. They began heaving the gigatons of crap barfed up on this subject by any number of no-it-alls' masturbatory cathartic environmentalist gloom and doom fantasies into tanks filled with this bacteria, and prices went back to normal.

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  39. SF Novel There First: Mutant 59: The Plastic Eater by Nova+Express · · Score: 3, Informative
    Kit Pedler and Gerry Davis had a novel with this premise published all the way back in 1971: Mutant 59: The Plastic Eater. I have no idea how good it is, because I haven't read it, but copies are available online for the curious in the usual places.

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  40. At worst it will just wipe out our OIL... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    ...when the first atomic bombs were tested, there was a serious question as to whether they could ignite a self-sustaining reaction in the earth's atmosphere, destroying it. The scientists literally took a calculated risk--their calculations showed the probability was low, so they went ahead. But they didn't know the answer for sure, until they went ahead and exploded a bomb, and the atmosphere didn't ignite.

    One of the early hydrogen-bomb tests, Bravo in 1954, turned out to have a yield 2-1/2 times higher than expected. Observers watched the fireball grow and grow. Some of them thought it wasn't going to stop and thought that perhaps the atmosphere had been ignited after all. But it hadn't; it didn't destroy the world ( it just contaminated the Marshall Islands and poisoned some Japanese fisherman).

    1. Re:At worst it will just wipe out our OIL... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. Do you have a link or source for this that I could read up on?

    2. Re:At worst it will just wipe out our OIL... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

      The concerns about igniting the atmosphere are mentioned in just about every history of the atomic bomb. Here's one link, which as it's to LANL is presumably authoritative:

      http://www.lanl.gov/worldview/welcome/history/02 _b erkeley-summer.html

      "When Teller raised the possibility that an atomic bomb might ignite the atmosphere, however, he kindled a worry that was not entirely extinguished until the Trinity test, even though Bethe showed, theoretically, that it couldn't happen."

      The Bravo shot having a yield two or three times greater than expected is also well-known, e.g.

      http://tis.eh.doe.gov/ohre/roadmap/achre/chap12_ 3. html

      "The Bravo shot was detonated on Bikini at 6:45 a.m. on March 1, 1954. Its yield was substantially greater than expected"

      but I'm afraid I can't find a source for the quotation I read once, in which some scientists watching the blast thought momentarily that it might never stop.

  41. Isn't there a bug to wipe out environmentalists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there isn't there should be.

    Score 1-- Troll, you say. Oh well. If they want to live in mud huts and ride donkeys, fine, but give me my comforts of modern civilization-- running water, cheap transportation, life expectancy in the 70s, heating and cooling for my home, and all that.

  42. transformers? by kawaldeep · · Score: 1

    am I the only one who thought of insecticons as soon as I saw "fuel-eating bugs"?

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    1. Re:transformers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ba-wheep grana-weep ninibong? Ba-wheep grana-weep ninibong.

  43. Look at Australia... by thormodr · · Score: 1

    Having watched Crocidile Hunter a number of times and seeing how the host rails on about all the introduced species and how they are destroying the ecology of OZ, my thoughts about this idea are that it is primarily goofy. What is it, the law of unintended consequences. Another example is the russian tank busting dogs that served only to kill ruskie tanks...

  44. Re:Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet Explorer isn't fooled by the corrupt link.

  45. Wonderful idea. by alizard · · Score: 2
    How long would it take before the opposition would culture the genetically engineered bacteria , possibly eliminate whatever governs its reproductive control, and send it back to us? Research into this kind of bacteria isn't exactly as dangerous as working on Ebola, for instance...

    Let's use gasoline as an example. Dump some into a oil refinery tank farm and watch the infection chain spread via tanker into our service stations and from there, to our autos. What shape is our economy in when large chunks of our petroleum distribution chain has to be sterilized before reuse?

    Worse, the most probable enemies of the industrialized world are in the best position to absorb this kind of infrastructure attack, i.e. the US is funding a type of attack that endangers us more than the opposition.

  46. your place or mine? i'll bring the OE 40 and oils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fdsdfdsfsd

  47. re: "bad idea" by pumpknhd · · Score: 1

    "Imagine an escaped virus destroying the Earth's oil reserves and its whole industrial potential?"

    More likely, the Pentagon probably has mechanisms or methods available to control the bug. These methods may be immunizations or even built-in self-descruct genetic codes (similar to p53 genes in human cells). What's more concerning is the possibility of the bug mutating and becoming uncontrollable.

  48. Old News and Correction by cybermage · · Score: 2

    Check out this article from 1977. Bacteria, with a little help, will eat oil/blacktop.

    Bacteria is now used to clean up oil spills.

    Now for the correction. The Observer article simply says 'bugs'. Given the above info, they almost certainly mean bacteria, not a virus, as the story submitter assumes.

  49. Re:Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mozilla is. Opera isn't. Netscape 4 isn't.

  50. Hello by cmdr_shithead · · Score: 0, Insightful

    New weapons will not make us safer. War is not the answer.

  51. Get yer microbes here! URL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    And you can get yours here!

    PHase III PDM-7 Microbial Cultures. Visa and MasterCard accepted. Call for pricing.

    "PDM-7 Microbial Cultures contain a blend of live, synergetic, all natural ATCC (American Type Culture Collection) Class I Bacteria. These bacteria were specifically chosen for their accelerated ability to metabolize Petroleum Based Products, Greases, Fats, Food Particles, Hair, Cellulose, and Detergents, converting them into carbon dioxide and water."

    Don't rub them on your head.

    Or here!

    Or here!

    Or here!

    1. Re:Get yer microbes here! URL by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      PHase III PDM-7 Microbial Cultures [phaseiii.com]. Visa and MasterCard accepted. Call for pricing

      Good stuff! I think I'm going to try some of their biological paint remover. I absolutely hate methelyne chloride (Zip Strip) and I have quite a bit of paint removal to do.

  52. Robots... meet your nemesis! by MavEtJu · · Score: 2

    And I was afraid we would be wiped out by robots which were made a little bit too smart for us to cope with.

    That will teach me for being too pessemistic.

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  53. Fuck the new weapons! by Nathdot · · Score: 2

    These new weapons just keep sounding scarier and scarier.

    I'm not saying let's eliminate war altogether in favor of peace (that's just not realistic) but what about doing something like this:

    Have a global convention (we'll see if Geneva is booked) where we 're-initalize warfare'. Something like "So do we all agree that from now on we'll only use bow-and-arrows?. Is that okay with everyone?"

    I'm sure that'd work.

    :)

    1. Re:Fuck the new weapons! by thelaw · · Score: 3, Funny

      you wrote: 'Have a global convention (we'll see if Geneva is booked) where we 're-initalize warfare'. Something like "So do we all agree that from now on we'll only use bow-and-arrows?. Is that okay with everyone?"'

      sounds good. you first. :)

      jon

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    2. Re:Fuck the new weapons! by castro1959 · · Score: 0
      Have a global convention (we'll see if Geneva is booked) where we 're-initalize warfare'. Something like "So do we all agree that from now on we'll only use bow-and-arrows?. Is that okay with everyone?"


      That all well and good until someone decides to use a wooden plank with a nail in it.
    3. Re:Fuck the new weapons! by mobets · · Score: 1

      And I promise to throw away my guns too... Right after I shoot you with them. :)

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    4. Re:Fuck the new weapons! by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      And then they build a wooden plank with a nail in it so big, that they destroy the entire world!

      Tim

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  54. Nothing new under the Sun by overshoot · · Score: 2
    I recall an article in Analog back in the '60s that discussed the troubles that oil-eating bugs caused the military. It's not so much that they consume all of the fuel as that they denature it, cause acidic buildup leading to corrosion, and clog pumps and filters.

    The US lost a fair number of aircraft to this kind of bacterial mischief back then before they learned to put antibacterials in the fuel. I'd hardly be surprised to find that the bioengineers have found ways to make bugs that like the antibacterials.

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  55. Re:SF Novel There First: Mutant 59: The Plastic Ea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read it. It was cool. The story's idea was a bio-degradable soda bottle. You would drink the soda then pull open a plastice zipper to introduce the bacteria into the bottle.

    Of course the story begins with a commercial jet crashing due to some unknown problem. I read it when I was a kid but loved it.

  56. the picture is a lot bigger than that. by joshuaos · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I can hardly imagine the deprivation of a resource our people have used for scarcely a few centuries to be that catastrophic an event. Yes, we're very dependent on it, yes there would be lots of havoc and whatnot, but we'd get over it pretty quick. Nuclear is far from the only alternative available to us (btw, a buddy of mine is a nuclear engineer, and he would argue I'm sure with your statement, "there are no nuclear engineers anymore"). Not only are there some very sound agricultural power possibilities (hemp burns almost as hot as coal, not to mention the fact that the first deisel engine ran on peanut oil, so I'm sure the combustion motor will survive the end of the oil.

    Although I'm sure I'll get flamed for this. There have been quite a few proposed solutions to problems like the power problem that may not have gotten quite the attention they deserved due to reasons quite different from their viability. Some of these have included Viktor Schauberger (web resources on him aren't nearly as good as the print books available, check amazon.com), and although a bit cliche, Nicola Tesla.

    Anyway, empires have crashed before, sudden catastrophic change has much historical president. I'm not worried about the power going out. We'll survive.

    Cheers, Joshua

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    1. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

      ok hyperbole. there are nuclear engineers. but there are not as many now as there once were. Many colleges are thinking of shutting down their nuclear sciences departments.

      I was unaware of the peanut oil connection but how fast can you grow a peanut?

      as for the admirable chareteristics of hemp I agree. Will your car run peanut oil now? will the furnace in your home burn hemp? Certainly many would survive. But also many would suffer greatly. Thats just not a chance I'm willing to take. Thats all I'm saying.

      And thanks for the info on peanut oil. I really had no idea. if I could I'd mod you a fascinating. :)

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    2. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by Jerf · · Score: 2

      We would "get over it" by returning to pre-industrial levels of living, up to and including pre-industrial levels of food output, food storage, and food distribution. In other words, a world previously capable of supporting 6+ billion can suddenly only support a couple hundred million. (And the sweeping plagues and lack of primitive-type distribution mechanisms may leave only tens of millions around the world. My local farmers could never support this area.)

      We wouldn't have time to switch. Food would cease to flow in a matter of days after such a catastrophe.

      At the most basic level, civilization is a method of distributing food and water, and removing waste. Disrupt those flows, and it's all over. No time to switch, no second chances, just riots in the street and massive plagues.

      Yes, we're very dependent on it...

      No, we're not just sorta "dependent" on it. We are " totally f*ing dependent on it for food, water, medical suppilies, shelter, everything, our very lives ". (Uncensor that mentally for my real point.) There's a difference!

      I don't think you adequately grasp the scales being dealt with here, and how thoroughly everything you touch is dependent on our petroleum culture. (And how much work and knowlege it will take to get us off of that culture.)

    3. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by TGK · · Score: 2

      To reply to a bunch of people. There's a lot of angles to this.

      First off you don't allow this to get out of hand. A genetic defect could be built into such a bacterium (a virus isn't much good for eating oil)... say... an intolerance to a specific protein. Lace your oil with the protean save your supply. Either that or allow only X number of generations... I'm not sure how that works but I'm sure there's a way. This limits the amount of oil/whatever destroyed.

      Option 2 of course is design a bacterium that only eats diesel fuel or gasoline. That saves the crude oil.

      As for the qestion of how fast can you grow a peanut? 5 Months. In comparison to the several million years for oil to form that seems like a good deal.

      Admittedly the destruction of the world oil reserves would suck tremendously. It would cause a period of inflation and other economic shock heretofor unheard of. But industrial civilization would survive.

      The idea of producing a bacterium that eats ammunition is infnitely more entertaining anyhow. Especialy one that could convert things like high powered military exposives into something significanly less stable :-)

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    4. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by Swaffs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you're being very narrow-minded. A few centuries is a long time. Look how the world has changed. Yes it is physically possible to live without petroleum, but we wouldn't exactly make the switch smoothly. We are hugely dependant upon our own technological advances.

      Just imagine that all the oil and gas in the world disappeared right now. How will you heat your house tonight? If that's not an issue, how will you eat tomorrow? You'll probably have enough food on hand for a couple days, and maybe if you get to the store quickly you can grab some more. But, that will soon run out, and then what? No new food will be getting to the stores, because it all comes on trucks, and they sure as hell won't be able to convert them all to peanut oil, and find enough peanut oil quickly enough (keeping in mind any petroleum powered machinery won't work) to supply our entire civilization.

      Certain people, mainly farmers, would still have the skills and resources to feed themselves. I haven't the foggiest idea how to turn a cow or a pig into food. I'm sure that "scarcely a few centuries" ago, this was common knowledge. Even if I did know how, I live in a city, my 60x40' yard won't feed an animal, even if I could acquire one.

      Sure, there are other possible sources of fuel, but to think we could convert to them, even within a couple years, is doubtful. Totally losing petroleum would result in most of our population dying off. There's no way we could support our current population with the technology and machinery we have now, and there's no way we could convert it to some other fuel fast enough. It would set us back 100 years, and completely change our entire world.

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    5. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by Gumber · · Score: 2

      Oh please.

      The only way we will get over it pretty quick will be if we die off in large numbers, which we may well do because we won't be able to bring food to market, or even grow enough food since we are dependant on chemical intensive agriculture that is based on petrochemicals.

      The rapid and complete depletion of our oil resources would lead to huge disruptions that I would expect would greatly cripple our ability to create and deploy replacement. In the US these days, Oil is principally a transportaion fuel, but that would probly be enough.

    6. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by jonbrewer · · Score: 2
      In other words, a world previously capable of supporting 6+ billion can suddenly only support a couple hundred million. (And the sweeping plagues and lack of primitive-type distribution mechanisms may leave only tens of millions around the world. My local farmers could never support this area.)
      Your lack of knowledge of the world outside "your local area" is disturbing.

      I have lived in places in the past five years that sustain large populations using horses and ploughs to plant, and sickles and baskets to harvest. Horses and carts transport the food.

      I have lived in places where electrified trains (powered by coal fired power plants) provide 80% of the transportation of goods from country to city. And on New Year's Eve 1999 I knew I'd have transportation the next day no matter what, as there were coal fired steam engines standing by in major cities in the event of grid failure.

      Most of the population of this world is not directly dependant on gasoline! I would be surprised that if in the event of the disappearance of all natural oil reserves the world lost more than a few hundreds of million people in the time it would take to switch to alternate fuel sources.

      Get out of your American fucking backyard and realize that the rest of the world will not stop when there's no more gas for their Ford Excursion, lawnmower, powerboat, and RV generator.
    7. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by linzeal · · Score: 1

      You know where we can get 10 million barrels of this a day ?

    8. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by joshki · · Score: 1
      When you have major population centers, such as, let's say, NY city, How much food do you think is grown there? Very little -- in case you're not familiar with "the way things work" over here. The only way to get food into a place like NY is by transporting it from where it's grown. You may be surprised to learn that the whole world doesn't live within a day's walk of the farm. You might still be able to purchase some things until the supplies run out, but the disruption of transportation would probably kill a lot of people -- we don't have very many horse drawn carts over here anymore.

      I don't doubt that you've lived places that grow their own food and transport it by "electrified train" -- but you say your electricity comes from coal! Do you have any idea how the coal gets to the power plant? I'll give you a hint: it doesn't walk...
      Now as to your statement that most of the population of the world is not dependent on gasoline -- you're actually quite wrong. Nigeria, Russia, Saudi Arabia , and Germany (look towards the middle of the page under industry) all have petroleum or petroleum refining as one of their major industries. I'm sure there are many more -- these are just the ones I came up with links for in about five minutes of googling. I listed some smaller countries to show that just about everyone is dependant to some extent -- obviously the entire middle eastern region, as well as many south american countries and other African countries would be included as well.
      In fact, According to Stuard Baird, M.Eng.,M.A., writing for the Energy Educators of Ontario in 1993:


      "At the present time, oil provides the energy for over 95% of the world's transportation needs."

      Now, what was that you said about the world not being dependant on gasoline outside the US? And then you talk about hundreds of millions of people dying as though it's no big deal!

      I find your lack of knowledge about the world you live in disturbing!

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    9. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by pschachte · · Score: 1
      I can hardly imagine the deprivation of a resource our people have used for scarcely a few centuries to be that catastrophic an event.

      It's not just the loss of the oil. To me, the big question is: where would the carbon go? If the bacteria just distort the hydrocarbon molecules somehow, OK. But if the bugs break down the hydrocarbon and release, say, carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, it would be like we burned all the world's oil reserves at once. You think we've got a global warming problem now?

    10. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      The countries you cite are unfortunate examples for your arguement, as they would be little affected by the disappearance of petrolium:

      Nigeria: Petrol money goes to western companies (such as Shell/BP/ExxonMobile/etc) and to a minor amount the (unspeakably corrupt) Nigerian government. The well-paid workers are imported. A few tens of thousands out of 130 million workers are directly employed by the petrol industry. Less than 10% of Nigerians have anything to do with industry, and over 70% of workers are directly involved with agriculture. (and not the type of agriculture that depends heavily on gas powered tractors!)

      Russia: Money from petrol quickly exits the country via channels such as the Bank of New York and BCCI. (past examples. I could care less who they're using now. probably CitiBank!) Transportation of goods is largely by train, of which 40,000 km is electrified, powered by coal, hydro-electric, and nuclear power. People would lose jobs, factories would shut down, but none of the 145 million people in Russia would starve if petrol disappeared suddenly.

      Saudi Arabia: With a workforce of 7 million out of 23 million inhabitants, and a very small percentage of those workers involved in Oil, the Saudis wouldn't lose too many jobs. The 5 million foreign workers employed by the Saudis just might. I would expect some serious trouble in Saudi Arabia, as their electricity is 100% oil fired. And I wouldn't expect them to be eating too well without petrol, as they import a substantial amount of food. But of all places in the world, Saudi Arabia is the most dependant on oil.

      Germany: As in Russia, electrified trains for transportation, coal and nuclear power. Heavily mechanized agriculture would come to a standstill for about ten minutes until the Germans started dumping corn and soybean oil into their tractor's diesel engines. If you think anyone in Germany would starve, you haven't been to Germany!

      So that about sums that up. Final points: Coal travels by train everywhere I've ever been. Even in the USA. All facts obtained from the CIA World Factbook. Kill your automobile. Thank you.

    11. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by joshki · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right that coal travels by train! Do you know what fuels the trains? DIESEL! And where do we get our diesel? My automobile barely uses in a year a fraction of what one of those trains uses in five minutes to move your precious coal!

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    12. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by Jerf · · Score: 2

      "Me too."

      The interconnectedness of the civilized, technological world is truly staggering. As near as I can see, even many who pay lip service to this concept (including many Eastern-influenced philosophers and religions) are only touching the edges of the issue... I don't claim to understand it myself but I think I can safely claim that at least I have a grasp on the level of my ignorance...

      Removing the petroleum products at this point in history would be like going up to the original poster and insisting that he now consume only as much food as he did when he was one month old in the womb. (I think the proportions are about right on that too, if you work the math; call it two months in the womb for a healthy safety margin.) You don't shrink back down to the size of a one-month-old child, you just die. Human civilization is a bit more granular, so not every human would necessarily die, but the shock would be similar in scale. (On a high enough abstraction level, the result of suddenly depriving the world of all petroleum products would indeed somewhat resemble what a doctor would call "shock" in a human body.)

    13. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by abolith · · Score: 2

      Something that everyone seems to be missing is that it's not the fuel, we could change that in a matter of years, hopfully before ALL the oil was destroyed. but the PLASTICS that oil creates people. look around at the shit you have by your computer. how much is plastic?? most things are plastic now and this is done mostly by oil.

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    14. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any diesel engine will run on vegetable oil. The most efficient sources being hemp and sunflowers (I'd have to recommend sunflowers because they're edible without much in the way of psychoactive effects... then again, so are industrial hemp seeds)

    15. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by Jerf · · Score: 2

      Yes, but ask yourself, why don't they now? When you've fully answered that question, you'll understand why that's a last ditch effort to patch a working system together, rather then something we can just switch to without any particular hassle. (The interconnectedness of this stuff is amazing. You can't "just" switch to something that costs multiple times more then gas without horrible effects on the economy, which will directly translate to people starving if things get bad enough.)

    16. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      You're absolutely right that coal travels by train! Do you know what fuels the trains? DIESEL! And where do we get our diesel? My automobile barely uses in a year a fraction of what one of those trains uses in five minutes to move your precious coal!

      You must not have read my post. In Russia and Germany, trains are electrified. There's no diesel involved! The power is generated by coal, hydro, and nuclear facilities, which powers the trains.

      In the States, yes, diesel engines haul coal to power plants. But even then, diesel engines, invented to run on peanut oil, run just fine (and very efficiently) on any sort of vegetable oil. It's sold in the US as "B20" diesel, or biodiesel. No engine adaptation, no changes whatsoever. It's a perfect substitute. (see biodiesel.org)

    17. Re:the picture is a lot bigger than that. by joshuaos · · Score: 2
      but the PLASTICS that oil creates

      Yeah, and if petrolium were the ONLY thing that you could make plastics from, this might worry me, but this is FAR from the case. Infact, the most abundant plant-based source of cellulose on the planet (the raw material for plastics) is the stalk of the hemp plant.

      Cheers, Joshua

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  57. Sci-Fi equivalents by shoppa · · Score: 2

    The closest I can think of in science fiction is in Larry Niven's Ringworld series (a branch off of the known space stories) where a type of fungus/mold eats a certain kind of superconductor. It's been too many years, though - was the fungus a bioweapon, or just a natural occurence?

    1. Re:Sci-Fi equivalents by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      People laugh at S.F. but more often than not, the best S.F. & F writers consider the deeper implications of developing technology long before everyone else does. Asimov did lots of stuff with the ethics of robotics and such long before AI was really implimentable.

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    2. Re:Sci-Fi equivalents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys need to read "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut. Every sci-fi enthusiast should be familiar with the uber-ultimate doomsday weapon, Ice-Nine. You'll also learn all about Bokononism. Busy, busy, busy.

    3. Re:Sci-Fi equivalents by HKTiger · · Score: 1
      I think that was a natural. OTOH, there's a book called "Mutant 59: The Plastic Eater" (I know, enormously crappy title, but a good-ish book) that postulates some guys looking for a universal solvent. Somebody tips one of the candidates down the drain, and whoopsie it's all over.

      Y'see, the thing eats plastics. Which includes PVC pipes, cable insulation, those tiny doohickies in planes, etc etc etc...

      End of civilisation as we know it, what?

    4. Re:Sci-Fi equivalents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bioweapon, courtesy of the Puppeteers (who admit to it in one of the sequels).

  58. Boon my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and destroy our ability to manifacture petrolium based products, yeah I'm sure that'd be heaps good.

  59. Sounds kinda dubious . . . by Floyd+Turbo · · Score: 1

    Reading through the story, I couldn't help but be reminded of all the reports about how the Pentagon had disabled Iraq's air defense during the '91 Gulf War network by installing a virus-launching chip in a printer that was being shipped to Iraq. Got a lot of serious play from the mainstream media back then, and still pops up from time to time.

  60. Re: "bad idea" by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    right. and they probably have things that can keep nuclear tests from affecting the areas around the tests.

    the government gets way too much of our trust.

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  61. War against Terrorism by Lynx0 · · Score: 1

    And I bet Bush is signing a document right now that grants the Pentagon millions of dollars to invent a gene modified strain of bacteria that selectively degrades terrorists.

  62. Related SF book.. by zytheran · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly, the high tech race brought to rapid extinction in Larry Nivens book "Ringworld" is a case to point. When discovered many aons after their passing it is determined that their technology came to a grinding halt when a bug that ate copper got loose. Of course it's only a story but people need to be extremely of how fragile a high level of technology is to sustain, and once it takes a big fall there is no guarantee it gets back up.

  63. Timothy, you are a schmuck + useful links by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imagine an escaped virus destroying the Earth's oil reserves and its whole industrial potential? Curiously, the military may implement the environmentalists' ultimate dream!

    Let me clue you in on what it is that the fuel eaten by these bacteria (not viruses) eventually breaks down into - water and carbon dioxide. This is a more controlled form of a process better known as FIRE.

    Flame of yet another kind: Timothy, you are an idiot. Even as a joke that was a grade A stupid thing to say. It reflects poorly on you as an editor and as a human being. If you don't know the difference between a virus and a bacterium shut your cornhole.

    We, Environmentalists, object to gasoline being burned (turned into Carbon Dioxide) faster than it is deposited in peat marshes and such. I don't want to rehash the global warming argument here, so don't y'all even start.

    The fact that the gasoline, while burned, does useful work, instead of, say, fueling the growth of a manmade organism, does not bother anyone.

    You can find out more about Hydrocarbon Utilizing Microbes (HUMs) here. The document is fully accessible to a non-scientist. The people at Brooks Air Force base, who are/would be (?) developing these fuel eating microbes for offensive use have already made use of them in a peaceful context. Again, the press release is non technical. Personally, I find this to be admirable work - they're using them to clean up petrochemical contamination of soil and groundwater, which is an underappreciated ecological problem. I'm not terribly worried about these organisms going out of control and eating the world's petrochemical reserves. They exist in nature already in various forms and have not done that.

    The New Scientist has an older article about the fuel eating bugs, or, more specifically, about the circumstances surrounding the release of documents discussing the bugs; I think this may have come up on slashdot before but I searched just now and didn't find it. The sunshine project also has an article about there efforts to get the documents released.

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    1. Re:Timothy, you are a schmuck + useful links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flame of yet another kind: Timothy, you are an idiot. Even as a joke that was a grade A stupid thing to say. It reflects poorly on you as an editor and as a human being. If you don't know the difference between a virus and a bacterium shut your cornhole.

      hey dipshit, if you look at the submission you will notice that it begins with "1gor writes: " and is followed buy quoted italic text. if timothy had any additional comments (which he did not), they would appear after the quoted text LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING STORY POSTED ON SLASHDOT.

    2. Re:Timothy, you are a schmuck + useful links by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      And like every other story on slashdot, it was approved by the editor that posted it. Timothy, in this case.

      When a newspaper prints something factually incorrect, it is the editor who takes final responsibility for printing it. Timothy made a damned stupid editorial decision, which reflects an ignorance of highschool level science - I also conclude that he sympathathises with the pigheaded viewpoint of the individual whose story he chose to carry.

      Yes, I'm aware that, in a certain sense, the posting is "factually correct," since it really is what the original poster said. However, you and I both know that's bullshit.

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    3. Re:Timothy, you are a schmuck + useful links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you so fixated on blaming the editor?
      Yes, it's official, opinions are actually posted on this site.

  64. There is no alternative to oil. by xtal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The unfortunate problem is that there is no current alternative to oil. If you look at the raw number of BTUs being consumed, there is nothing that will even come close. This is going to be a big issue for people to deal with. The alternative to oil currently isn't clean. It's coal. There's lots, and lots, and LOTS of coal. Coal, unfortunately, is nasty stuff, containing trace elements of just about everything.

    Take a look around sometime, and just try an imagine the sheer volume of oil and the amount of energy it represents. The processing of energy drives our entire civilization, and in it's current form, that means the processing of oil.

    The only other (currently) possible alternatives are nuclear technologies, be they fission, hot, or cold fusion. This is possibly the saviour of the planet, but the environmentalists are hell-bent to stop nuclear research and testing at all costs. Solar, wind, and wave power can make contributions but the infrastructure and maintenance required make these unrealistic alternatives.

    Thermodynamics is harsh stuff.

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    1. Re:There is no alternative to oil. by AstralSeeker · · Score: 1

      Hydro-electriicty.... not possible everywhere, but it's much more safe than nuclear power... it course has it's drawbacks like the flooding of large regions, and all the pollutions problems related to that.

    2. Re:There is no alternative to oil. by TGK · · Score: 2

      Ok... can someone PLEASE explain this to me. I've wondered about this for some time.

      The tides and thus the waves are caused by gravitational fluxes in the Earth Moon system. By harnesing wave power we take energy out of the ocean. Energy is dumped into the ocean by gravitational tides. Thus there is no danger of stoping the waves. This I get.

      But we know that "energy can neither be created nor destroyed." Consequently the energy has got to be coming from SOMEWHERE. Where? Is the moon slowing? How does this play out?

      More to the point.... how about Geothermal energy? I guess I just have a hard time reconsiling these energy sources (which seem to depend on gravity to feed them) with what we know about matter/energy.

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    3. Re:There is no alternative to oil. by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      Consequently the energy has got to be coming from SOMEWHERE. Where? Is the moon slowing?

      Yes. You're indirectly converting moon's energy into electricity. More directly, you're converting the tide's kinetic energy into electricity, and in doing that, you're pulling the moon back a little.

      The energy was originally put into the system (from our point of view), when somebody(*) put the moon far away from the earth, creating a gravitional potential.

      More to the point.... how about Geothermal energy?

      Geothermal energy comes from exploiting a heat differential. (It's basically the same principle as the steam engine, except that somebody already heated the water for you.) When you have gas in one place that is higher pressure or hotter than another place, the gas wants to move to the cooler/lesspressured place. So you make a push it push a turbine as it gets there.

      The energy was originally put into the system (from out point of view) when somebody(*) heated the earth up.

      (*)It was me. You're welcome.

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    4. Re:There is no alternative to oil. by no_choice · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The unfortunate problem is that there is no current alternative to oil...Solar, wind, and wave power can make contributions but the infrastructure and maintenance required make these unrealistic alternatives.

      Solar, wind, etc. are MORE EXPENSIVE than burning oil for energy, at least when you don't take the hidden environmental and social costs into account (as our current social structure doesn't). This does not mean that those alternative forms of energy are "UNREALISTIC," just that in order to start using them on a large scale we would need to make a social adjustment.

      Yes, there would be consequences from making such an adjustment. We might need to drive smaller cars or use public transportation more; pay more for electricity and for goods that take a lot of energy to manufacture, etc.

      But there will also be consequences from continuing to rely on oil. Doing so sends tens of billions of dollars every year to our deadliest enemies (Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Libya) who use the money to finance terrorism and develop weapons of mass destruction. If these weapons should one day be used against us, they could cost the world tens or hundreds of TRILLIONS of dollars worth of damages, and tens of millions of lost lives. The chances of this actually happening are substantial, and are substantially enhanced by our providing our enemies with tens of billions of dollars each year.

      The environmental risks are also significant. There is at least a significant possibility that our continued use of oil would contribute significantly to changing the global climate in ways that could be catastrophic.

      As I said in my original post, making the transition would be wrenching in the short term, but highly beneficial in the long term. The question is, would it be worth it? Since I don't care so much about driving an SUV, and I do care about avoiding arming our enemies and seeing our coastal cities flooded, for me, the answer is obvious.

    5. Re:There is no alternative to oil. by mikerich · · Score: 1

      You're quite right, the tides extract energy from the Moon's orbit. To compensate, the Moon is moving away from the Earth at about 4 centimetres a year.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.
  65. (OT)How to filter timothy by yerricde · · Score: 1

    yerricde has replied to your comment in a discussion where it is more on-topic. Read the answer here.

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  66. Re:Why not? Here's one reason by Reziac · · Score: 2

    I majored in chemistry, way back in the dark ages before most Slashdotters were born... One of my professors was very involved in petrochemical research, specifically wrt development of new medicines. His big fear was that by using up oil reserves as an energy resource, we were also using up the future of drug research.

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  67. Timothy didn't write those words by Tony+Shepps · · Score: 3, Informative

    They are part of the italicized text, and so, part of the original submitter's comments.

    1. Re:Timothy didn't write those words by jonbrewer · · Score: 2
      They are part of the italicized text, and so, part of the original submitter's comments.
      The editors can and do, however, edit submitter's comments, and could have used better judgement in posting such an inflamatory statement.
    2. Re:Timothy didn't write those words by RickHunter · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but its much more fun to blame the editors for not altering the submitter's words to be carefully inoffensive to everyone and contain no trace of bias or individuality whatsoever.

      Of course, this would result in awfully boring (or totally absent) story postings, but that's not an issue. Much more important that people not be allowed to have Opinions or Views On Things that have not been approved at the glorious shrine of political correctness! As we all know, unrestrained thought is Dangerous!

    3. Re:Timothy didn't write those words by greenrd · · Score: 1
      The complaint was not that saying that was dangerous, but that it was God-awfully stupid to say that. Can you tell the difference?

      You appear to have blindly missed the point in pursuit of bashing "political correctness".

      Sometimes people make statements which are very politically incorrect but which are astute - such as, for example, Bill Maher's statement that the September 11 terrorists were "not cowards", because they died for their cause. (He was merely criticising politicians who used the word "cowardly" to describe the Sep 11 attacks - but not in any way condoning terrorism.) By contrast, it is b>fatuous to suggest that burning up all the world's oil supplies in an instant, thus releasing massive quantities of CO2, is the ultimate dream of the typical environmentalist - let alone Environmentalism as a movement.

    4. Re:Timothy didn't write those words by greenrd · · Score: 2
      The complaint was not that saying that was dangerous, but that it was God-awfully stupid to say that. Can you tell the difference?

      You appear to have blindly missed the point in pursuit of a knee-jerk bashing "political correctness".

      Sometimes people make statements which are very politically incorrect but which are astute - such as, for example, Bill Maher's statement that the September 11 terrorists were "not cowards", because they died for their cause. (He was merely criticising politicians who used the word "cowardly" to describe the Sep 11 attacks - but not in any way condoning terrorism.) By contrast, it is b>fatuous to suggest that burning up all the world's oil supplies in an instant, thus releasing massive quantities of CO2, is the ultimate dream of the typical environmentalist - let alone Environmentalism as a movement.

    5. Re:Timothy didn't write those words by Debillitatus · · Score: 2

      Why don't you submit it again?

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  68. Bugs already eat diesel! by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nearly all military vehicles, with the exception of aircraft, use diesel as fuel, but kerosene is not that different anyway. Anyone who is around large amounts of it knows that it's a constant struggle to keep "bugs" out of it so they don't consume it or clog fuel filters, you have to put additives in to kill them. What fantastic high-tech bio-weapon is needed when it's already happening?

    1. Re:Bugs already eat diesel! by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Interesting
  69. Dumb by EggplantMan · · Score: 1

    In response to the alarmist statement on the front page article: I'd just like to point out that a virus could never escape and eat our world's oil supply because viruses are incapable of performing any biological activities because they lack the necessary 'machinery'. Viruses hijack cellular machinery to propagate. Viruses don't even have a need for energy because they have no metabolism. It would have to be bacteria.

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  70. right on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    play that funky music, parroting rhetoric man! lets spout out more bullshit and ironically blame others of squelching ideas simply because we get angered by a different view. he didn't say no one thought of it, but was giving advice that thinking would be good. Also, after decades of liberal rhetoric and knee-jerk animalistic emotionalism, it is easy to understand why thinking people shy away from bullshit

  71. BOOOOOM, hehehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the all new nuclear powered Pinto!

  72. Question by NickRob · · Score: 1

    Can somebody please ask the government to stop making so many 'possibly radically destructive' things? Modified gas-eating bugs, Anti-personnel Nanobots. It's getting a little tired. I never thought I'd long for the day when the most destructive device in the hands of a single person would be a bazooka.

  73. Biological Weapons by dotslash · · Score: 1

    This is in violation of the Biological and Chemical Weapons Treaty which bans the reasearch of such weapons.

    The same thing that Bush is accusing Cuba, Iraq, N.Korea, Iran etc. of,

    The same treaty the US refuses to ratify because it might slow down their own research into weapons of mass destruction (WMD). The US which has always been the worlds No.1 researcher in WMD (USSR was No. 2).

    Curious how the same rules they want to apply to others they don't want applied to themselves.

    I guess the rules don't apply because the US is not amongst Bush's "most dangerous nations wielding the most dangerous weapons". That is as long as you're not one of the US's targets. Because then, the US has publicly reported it is considering abolishing the "no first strike" doctrine, instead saying it might use WMD preemptively. I guess that might change your perspective of who is wielding the dangerous weapons.

    We are riding on a small ball, cruising through space... about to collectively blow ourselves up.

    1. Re:Biological Weapons by Shirloki · · Score: 1

      Actually, the weapons described in the article aren't WMD; they don't end human lives. I guess indirectly, though, they could by destroying buildings, assuming that they go that far.

    2. Re:Biological Weapons by Slashamatic · · Score: 2
      Bio-weapons are banned for some very good reasons. It is very difficult to differentiate between a manufacturing plant that produces one kind of weaponised bug to another that perhaps produces something a good deal more lethal to humans.

      Simple weed-killer (a non-human chemical weapon) in the form of "Agent Orange" caused enough problems (and court cases from soldier/airmen) who were harmed whilst handling the stuff.

      Last point, is how to educate these little critters as that eating your own creator's stuff is unamerican? Sorry, cordite is cordite and explosives are explosives.

  74. control... shmoll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again the Government is reinventing warfare as we know it.. the atomic bomb did that once didn't it?
    We used it and we had the power.
    Look what it led to... missile proliferations... A long cold war... the brink of nuclear war... how could we have known then that today third World countries like India and Pakistan would one day also be able to wield the same power.

    These new fangled war tactics/toys that the military have spent our squillions on will bite us on to butt. Could you imagine terrorists or like-minded groups using it against the united states?

  75. Why Worry? by SilencedScream · · Score: 1

    Ok why is everybody freaking out about these things going beserk and destroying our life as we know it. I mean if they were going to, or are, enginering these bugs wouldn't it make sense to not allow them any form of reproduction? Kinda like KD, just make what you need if you don't eat the rest don't worry cause the pot from last night won't have overrun your kitchen when you wake up.

    1. Re:Why Worry? by Shirloki · · Score: 1

      But at the same time, if the bacteria couldn't reproduce, then they wouldn't be nearly as effective as the military would want them to be. Even though you could get a few microbes onto weaponry to deteriorate it, there wouldn't be enough of them to be effective if the couldn't reproduce. The reason milk goes bad as quickly as it does when left out is because the bacteria reproduce to a large enough population to produce enough waste to make you scowl at the flavor. The bacteria in said article would also be intended to "spoil the milk," where the milk in this case is ammunition or weaponry.

  76. Nah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shure, it would cause a stock market crash the likes of which you can only imagine. Who cares? Oil has three functions: plastics, lubrication, and fuel. As long as the bacteria dose not screw up lubrication or plastics we are fine. some countries are currently running on ethenol and simmilar products for cars. the planes are a bit mre difficult, but we should eventually find a way to fly planes.

    Its a debilitating weapon that dose not kill people. I applaud the pentagon to tring to develop ways to *not* kill people.

  77. bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing spreads all over the world in a matter of days. You are talking years for a weapon used in Afganistan to effect Europe, much less the U.S especially when the U.S. quarentiens its boarders and only accepts north and south American oil. We would have a good ten years of fully functional engines. Way more then enough time to switch. Plus, this thing will most likely only destroy the cumbustable properties of current gas. You could easily still refine oil into plastics and lubricants. Or even come up with less suseptable hybrid oil/ethonol mixtures which ran in current cars. Planes might have trouble I suppose (as their gas is very highly refined).

    I say develope this thing and go ahead and use it. The risks are minimal and we should be done with oil as a power source anyway by the time those risks could possibly come to fruition.

    1. Re:bullshit by mpe · · Score: 2

      You are talking years for a weapon used in Afganistan to effect Europe, much less the U.S especially when the U.S. quarentiens its boarders and only accepts north and south American oil.

      Considering that huge quantities of illegal drugs, arms and even people manage to enter the US each day it seems very likely that such a bioweapon could get a "return to sender"... Even diseases can be spread around the globe at the speed of jet planes. Even without deliberate attempts to spread them.

  78. You'd be fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Car would keep running on ewsistant ethonol/oil mixtures with minimal modifications. Boats can be ethenol or nuclear powered. The only thing which breaks down is the airplanes. Plus, everyone who is saying this suff would cause a disaster is an idiot. It would not spread that fast. Bugs just don't spread like they do in the movies. You would have years, not days, to prepar and even if the U.S. used this stuff on you, you could develope "treatments" to discurage/poision the bugs. This is mostly a tool for fucking up the millitary capacity of underdeveloped nations without causing too many casualities. The U.S. millitary spends insane amounts of money, but they are finally figuring out how to fight wars without killing excessive numbers of people. This should be applauded.

    btw> The miullitary used a philisophically simillar device (carbon fillimant based) in somalia to shut down power plants without destroying the power planes. How is that for fucking humaine millitary activities! We did not even destroy their power generation, just screwed it up for a while.

    1. Re:You'd be fine by mpe · · Score: 2

      Car would keep running on ewsistant ethonol/oil mixtures with minimal modifications. Boats can be ethenol or nuclear powered. The only thing which breaks down is the airplanes.

      Actually a gas turbine engine can be a lot less fussy than a piston engine. There is a Russian figher which will run on anything which is liquid and will burn.

      Plus, everyone who is saying this suff would cause a disaster is an idiot. It would not spread that fast. Bugs just don't spread like they do in the movies.

      This isn't just any old load of bugs it's a weapon. Weapons are generally transported according to the whim of people.

      This is mostly a tool for fucking up the millitary capacity of underdeveloped nations without causing too many casualities.

      It'll probably work even better against someone with a large military then....

  79. Really big peanuts by HKTiger · · Score: 3, Informative
    Ahem, this is something I know a tad about (no, not big peanuts, you there in the back snickering).

    I mean something called bio-diesel. Apparently, Mr Diesel (Rudolph?) who invented yon diesel engine originally planned for it to be used on vegetable oil, and it got sidetracked for petroleum. And bio-diesel is far less polluting, easy to produce (about as difficult as home brewing beer), and, depending on your country's excise etc, can be cheaper than petro-diesel.

    But for me the truly funky thing is that it can be made from *used* cooking oil: how's that, just empty out the chip pan and brew a bit 'o' diesel. And it makes your car smell like chips instead of icky hydrocarbons. Any vegetable oil will do, so a variety of crops can do the trick on a large scale, which makes it renewable as well.

    Oh, yeah, and most diesel engines can run it *without* modification, or with only very minor mods. I know of someone who's gone to bio-diesel on his farm: he goes to the local fish and chip shop and relieves them of their old oil (and they used to pay someone to take it away, so they're happy) and makes enough bio-diesel to keep all his farm equipment running. No engine mods, bugger all pollution, and that there oil kept out of the ocean. Truly funky.

    1. Re:Really big peanuts by joshuac · · Score: 1

      ---snip
      be used on vegetable oil, and it got sidetracked for petroleum. And bio-diesel is far less polluting, easy to produce (about as difficult as home brewing beer), and, depending on your country's excise etc, can be cheaper than petro-diesel.
      ---snip
      Oh, yeah, and most diesel engines can run it *without* modification, or with only very minor mods. I know of someone who's gone to bio-diesel on his farm: he goes to the local fish and chip shop and relieves them of their old oil (and they used to pay someone to take it away, so they're
      ---snip

      Ok, then tell me again why everyone doesn't do this? :) I mean, since it is so economical and smells nice and all...

    2. Re:Really big peanuts by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

      Here in France there are quite a few cities running buses on bio-diesel made from rapeseed oil (look for "je roule au colza" on the side of the bus).

      Google searches for "veggie-van", "diester" (that's di-esterized vegetable oil), or "bio-diesel" turn up truckloads of links.

  80. Re:Isn't there a bug to wipe out environmentalists by HKTiger · · Score: 1
    Hey, I consider myself an environmentalist, and I have no intention of riding a donkey. And I like my modern plumbing just fine, thanks.

    But sometimes there are better ways of doing things: ways that impact the ecosystem far less than what we're doing now. And sometimes we might need to change our assumptions: sensible house design rather than installing huge aircon systems, for example. Or learning to live with *good* (not that what we've got now is good, at least where I live) public transport rather than using individual cars all the time (note I don't suggest getting rid of cars altogether, just doing without them more than we currently do). For me, I'd rather have pristine Amazonian rainforest than a bunch 'o' Macs (TM). Even if only because of the potential for super-medicines that some scientists exist within the rainforest.

    And remember that we in the west use far more than our fair share of energy and resources anyway: if things were divided equally, we'd have quite a shock. Better we make a start voluntarily, than have it forced upon us by circumstance (which may already be imminent, but I'll say no more on that).

  81. Knowledge & Wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe we could say that Wisdom is good, and with wisdom, knowledge is good. But that depends on defining wisdom, and we'd probably end up with a tautology when we did that (wisdom == whatever it takes to make knowledge good).

    Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is of the future. This society is so overly concerned with the collecting and stockpiling of the first that it knows nothing of the latter.

  82. Bio Weapons That Eat People! by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    They better test this one out better than they tested Agent Orange out. That stuff was safe for humans too... Just kidding. Here's the real link.

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  83. Where's the "News" here? by Zspdude · · Score: 2
    Are we really that surprised at the Pentagon fiddling about with things that have the capability to destroy? Whereas I'm sure that we should be worried about bugs eating our oil, it's not the biggest threat to the environment that national security has ever come up with. Nuclear fallout, anyone? Napalm, Defoliants? Firestorms from conventional incindiaries? Landmines and undetonated explosive devices cluttering up farmland??

    Not to offend any oil reserves, but as I'm a HUMAN and not a hydrocarbon, maybe this isn't such a sin after all.

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  84. Re:SF Novel There First: Mutant 59: The Plastic Ea by SystemFork · · Score: 1

    Mutant 59: The Plastic-Eaters
    You can buy it used on Amazon for $1.10

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  85. I'll be an enemy of the United States.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..if I can get an unlimited supply of free valium. Where do I sign up?

  86. Engineers by olman · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiosity, what does a "nuclear engineer" do, exactly?

    I'm in EE and I could start working on power plant design project tomorrow. There are some redudancy issues I'd need an extra course or two in.. However, once someone does know how to build a fission reactor, the rest becomes details.. Great many details.

  87. Genetically what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "gentic blah blah that eats ammunition and fuel"

    Known as "fire" to the lay person.

  88. DUUH!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of US oil comes NOT from middle east but from CANADA and S. America

  89. What happens when the enemy gets a hold of them? by saden1 · · Score: 1

    The smart enemy you would get a hold of these insects or whatever, reproduce them, and terrorize the American industry and infrastructure with it. This sounds as dumb of an idea as releasing the Ebola virus on your enemy.

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  90. It cannot be a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virus by definition is dead outside the organism carrying it. So, virus can infect any living
    organizm, even bacteria, but cannot eat plastic
    because it cannot function without a really
    living form hosting it. So it must be an escaped
    bacteria eating all out oil reserves, not a virus.

  91. I Think there are limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if this was already mentioned.

    Most likely the organism that is eating petrol is a hot organism that will either max out on size constraints of the ecosystem and kill itself off (deer w/out wolf style). They can change the local ecosystem to limit spread (eating petrol produces CO2 which is toxic to the organism). Or the life span will be far to rapid and not allow the organisms to make the jump from one region to another. Remember not every living thing has the lifespan of a human being...

  92. life imitates art. by awol · · Score: 1

    This scenario was predicted exactly be Frank Herbert (I am pretty sure) in a short story of his (the name of which escapes me). The grunt who discovers the ability to "activate the free radicals" in propellants (and hence explosives) at a distance thinks of the end to all war (much like the king of england did when first spying the crossbow :-). But the military see the true implication; Nerve agents, bows and arrows, mechanical storage of energy etc, a change in the paradigm of combat that just makes things much nastier all round

    It is quite possible that this kind of thing might make things worse rather than better. But I think I like the idea of no firearms since bullets are much less discriminating than arrows (or even compressed air guns' projectiles)

    Admittedly the novella did the deed through some kind of "beam" weapon, but the prescience of the work is still remarkable.

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  93. Re:SF Novel There First: Mutant 59: The Plastic Ea by hplasm · · Score: 0

    Televised on the BBC as part of the "Doomwatch" drama series.

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  94. Re:"Ultimate dream"? - Nightmare by Glorat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm surprised not many of the normally astute /. readers have noticed but this is a an environmentalists nightmare!

    The bacteria convert the oil to carbon dioxide and water... the same thing that happens when the oil is set on fire albeit in a more controlled reaction. If it's gonna be releasing the same CO2 pollutants anyway, I'd rather it be doing something useful in a power plant or moving cars about than just having it disappear

  95. What really needs to be made by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One which eats Microsoft Windows CDs.

  96. Pot-smoking Farmers? by morbid · · Score: 0

    How on earth do you expect a pot-smoking farmer to be able to support himself let alone anyone else?
    After all, it was a pot-smoking lead guitarist that put an end to my band. 10 minutes into band practice : "just a minute while I skin up"
    *puff* *puff* *puff*
    "Oh, stuff it, I can't be arsed any more, let's go and listen to Pink Floyd."

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  97. International Weapons Laws by pknut · · Score: 1

    Living in the UK, there was a slightly different take on this technology in the press. The problem is that these engineered microbes violate international weapons laws. However, this would probably be a moot issue should the US decide to use such bioweapons.

  98. in defence of Timothy --- from original poster by 1gor · · Score: 1

    Well, virus is not bacteria, and its very important. I cannot stress it enough. Stating otherwise can upset people.

    I used the word virus because "deadly-virus-escaping" is more a press cliche... Hope most people got the irony.

    Now, apart from that, what has caused this fountain of emotions and fury towards the editor? Is anyone questions peaceful objectives of US military? Or that oil-spill-cleaning bacteria is not a news?

    Still, it is mildly interesting to learn from this post+thread that:

    - new class of weapons is being developed (hence scenarios to imagine: "virus escaping", falling into terrorist hands, industrialised nations under attack from 3d world etc);
    - new germs are being genetically enginered (so they do not exist in nature );
    - new germs will target metals and plastics as well as oil;
    - "We, Environmentalists" are rude and might use some Valuim...:))

    1gor

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    1. Re:in defence of Timothy --- from original poster by sam_handelman · · Score: 2

      - new germs are being genetically enginered (so they do not exist in nature );

      Bugs that eat gasoline already exist in nature. The bugs discussed in the first link I posted are natural organisms that already get in people's fuel lines and eat their gas. When you genetically engineer an organism - which I've done on several occasions, thank you very much - you use proteins that already exist in some other organism (hence the more proper term, "transgenic" - meaning genes that have been moved from place to place) you don't create enirely new proteins. Therefore, you are simply recombining features that exist in natural organisms. This can result in destructive new combinations (HIV that spread like ebola is theoretically possible, for example) but you can't do much novel chemistry - you're stuck with the chemistry you already have.

      An organism genetically engineered to be hardier, so that it might consume the fuel in enemy depots, would be (extremely) unlikely to survive deep underground where our fuel reserves are. It is possible that it might get into our public gas stations and destroy some fuel that way, but, based on the metabolism of the organism (it would still require OXYGEN; fermentation, that is to say, eating without oxygen, of those hydrocarbons is already ongoing) it simply wouldn't be a threat to world fuel supply.

      A *plastic* eating microbe, depending upon which type of plastic it ate, might be a major threat to industrial society. I don't take the metal corroding microbes seriously.

      I used the word virus because "deadly-virus-escaping" is more a press cliche... Hope most people got the irony.

      I appreciated that it was an attempt at humor. The critical point - the reason I was yelling at Timothy and not at 1gor (original poster) - is that I don't think Timothy did.

      It was a factually confusing joke which shouldn't have been carried, or should have been labeled as a joke by the editor.

      - "We, Environmentalists" are rude and might use some Valuim...:))

      You got it all wrong! I'm razzing him, but it's all about the love! Can't you see that? What are you, stupid? Jesus, there's no point in even talking about the love to someone as ignorant and debased as you are. Just do us all a favor and shut up. :)

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    2. Re:in defence of Timothy --- from original poster by 1gor · · Score: 1

      We, Environmentalists ...

      When you genetically engineer an organism - which I've done on several occasions, thank you very much /.../

      If above is correct, who the hell are those guys burning GM crops in Europe? Man, your inner contradictions are mind-boggling! ;)

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  99. chemical assault in riot control / crowd placation by kaet · · Score: 1

    Much as I hate to say it, I think the US is probably right in its interpretation of the CWC with respect to riot-control and the placation of crowds. [I studied this a year or so ago, for an argument on usenet, so appologies if I'm rusty or wrong]. Riot-control agents certainly ARE covered by the CWC. Article II.7 defines RCAs as Any chemical not listed in a Schedule, which can produce rapidly in humans sensory irritation or disabling physical effects which disappear within a short time following termination of exposure. Article I.5, however, prohibits the use of RCAs as a means of conducting warfare: 5. Each State Party undertakes not to use riot control agents as a method of warfare. So the use of these agents in war would almost certainly contravene the CWC. However, domestic riot control is not covered at all by the CWC, not just with respect to RCAs, but with respect to anything at all. You could do whatever you like with chemicals of any kind for riot control, as far as I can tell, within the CWC as long as the 'weapons' could not be used in warfare. That is because of Article II.9(d) 9. "Purposes Not Prohibited Under this Convention" means: (d) Law enforcement including domestic riot control purposes.. So, the CWC does not protect any protesters at all from the use of anything for whatever paramilitary organisations want (including, but not exclusively the use of RCAs), but does protect military organisations from the use of RCAs as strongly as the use of other CWs. Personally, I find the USes position in persueing this resarch unprinciplled, though at least partially legal and, let's be honest, the US has enough power just to ignore the CWC if it wants (it is causing a number of obstructions to inspection bodies as it is). My main problem with the use of neuroactive RCAs is that I find assault which affects will/volition to be more violent than assault which affects the body because will/volition/intent is closer to my sense of self. The text for the convention is available online though it might be worth going to your local copyright library, and getting a copy of the text with commentary.

  100. Dyslexia bacteria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Diccionary: deffinition, Cannadian, buisnessman, aginst, Cannada, aginst, Cannadian, aginst, Cannadians and New Zelanders

    My dictionary: definition, canadian, businessman, against, canada, against, canada, against, canadians and the New Zealanders.

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    1. Re:Dyslexia bacteria... by Karma+Sink · · Score: 1

      What, your dictionary doesn't recognize Canada as a proper noun?

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  101. chemical assault in riot control / crowd placation by kaet · · Score: 1
    Much as I hate to say it, I think the US is probably right in its interpretation of the CWC with respect to riot-control and the placation of crowds. [I studied this a year or so ago, for an argument on usenet, so appologies if I'm rusty or wrong].


    Riot-control agents certainly ARE covered by the CWC.


    Article II.7 defines RCAs as Any chemical not listed in a Schedule, which can produce rapidly in humans sensory irritation or disabling physical effects which
    disappear within a short time following termination of exposure.



    Article I.5, however, prohibits the use of RCAs as a means of conducting warfare: 5. Each State Party undertakes not to use riot control agents as a method of warfare.


    So the use of these agents in war would almost certainly contravene the CWC.


    However, domestic riot control is not covered at all by the CWC, not just with respect to RCAs, but with respect to anything at all. You could do whatever you like with chemicals of any kind for riot control, as far as I can tell, within the CWC as long as the 'weapons' could not be used in warfare. That is because of Article II.9(d) 9. "Purposes Not Prohibited Under this Convention" means: (d) Law enforcement including domestic riot control purposes..


    So, the CWC does not protect any protesters at all from the use of anything for whatever paramilitary organisations want (including, but not exclusively the use of RCAs), but does protect military organisations from the use of RCAs as strongly as the use of other CWs.


    Personally, I find the USes position in persueing this resarch unprinciplled, though at least partially legal and, let's be honest, the US has enough power just to ignore the CWC if it wants (it is causing a number of obstructions to inspection bodies as it is). My main problem with the use of neuroactive RCAs is that I find assault which affects will/volition to be more violent than assault which affects the body because will/volition/intent is closer to my sense of self.


    The text for the convention is available online though it might be worth going to your local copyright library, and getting a copy of the text with commentary.

  102. Re:SF Novel There First: Mutant 59: The Plastic Ea by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

    > You would drink the soda then pull open a plastice
    > zipper to introduce the bacteria into the bottle.

    Johnny Cochrane: Are you trying to tell this distinguished Jury that your corporation never tested the direct consumption of the bacteria pack? Are you aware that children like to "huff" the bacteria pack because of the high it gives them? You never even went so far as to smear some in the eyes of a rabbit!?!?!?

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  103. Weren't oil-eating bacteria developed 10 years ago by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

    I remember some story I read about how they were used to help clean up a spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

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  104. keep yr shit at home by Geofs · · Score: 1

    Yeah another great idea from the bloody-fucking-yankees-at-war-dept. I hope those US army bastards will try their shit on their own fucking oil stock. And hope those who reach climax when reading such news will die during the test too, eaten by their bacteria.

  105. Silicon plague in Dune encyclopaedia by theolein · · Score: 2

    In the Dune encyclopaedia, the author referrred to the "silicon plague" destroying almost all "thinking machines" and the general state of mankind as being repressed by those machines leading to the "Bulerian Jihad". This applies quite well to modern day contexts, albeit in a slightly diffeent way.

  106. Something very obvious most people have overlooked by jnievele · · Score: 1

    This germ would never work on ammunition.... because ammunition nowadays consists of metal cartridges that are completely airtight, waterproof, even soldier-proof (which probably was the most important and most difficult to achieve).

    While it is feasible that a germ could "eat" explosives (which is already being done with TNT, mostly to get rid of TNT in the soil where explosives factories have once stood), it's completely impossible to use such germs against the ammunition once it leaves the factory.

  107. Still smoking in Afghanistan by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2

    No wonder we keep seeing Cheech and Chong at every global hotspot.

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  108. An oil eating virus? by Baikala · · Score: 1

    that would be a bacteria, a virus can't replicate itself without living cells to infect

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  109. How to survive if oil became unavailable by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2

    Given that oil became unavailable, our most realistic bet would be electricity generated by nuclear power.

    Granted, we'd need very strict rationing of the oil on reserve. All cars off the roads, only buses and bikes. (Hey, we'd lose a few pounds in the process), and transportation of essentials.

    Reroute all available oil reserves into transporting and manufacturing power plants (nuclear, wind, hydro). Making a wind power plant is not rocket science. Making an efficient wind power plant is trickier, but not technologically impossible. You have plenty of steel plants. Use them as much as possible.

    Heating can also be provided by burning trees. Yes - I advocate burning trees when the going gets tough. Trees contain carbon that is already actively part of the carbon cycle, so burning trees is more environmentally friendly than burning coal or oil. Trees are also renewable. Plant one. Watch it grow.

    Hot shower? You get black rubber hosing that you run across your roof. Sun-powered. Just take a shower when you get home from work, rather than the moment you wake up.

    I think we can live without oil given that we prioritize the moment it disappears. If we're given advance warning, we might even do better.

    On the other hand, if all oil was immediately destroyed, we would be in much greater trouble. Then again, we're already overpopulated. Biology class with population biology is an eye-opener, folks.

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    1. Re:How to survive if oil became unavailable by Stween · · Score: 1

      Much of what you say is valid. Yes, we could probably last that little bit longer with things heavily rationed if, or when, one day we suddenly find ourselves without any natural resources left.

      Perhaps it would be a good idea to take note now -- considering the fact that we're burning off finite resources in greater and greater quantities (the USA is the biggest culprit on this one, burning the most energy per head in the country, IIRC) all the time.

      We don't have huge reserves of coal, oil or natural gas left, and the sooner the general public realise this and we get people and countries to switch over to using renewable sources of energy, the better.

  110. other ideas with valium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we just GE future armies of marines to be aggressive and use the left over valium to control them Jem'Hadar like.

    Valium... ketracel white.. what's the difference?

  111. Natural Oil-Eating Bacteria by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Bacteria which live in petroleum have been found in many oil fields. Things do grow down into rocks with cracks or porous rocks, so it's not surprising that things would get deep down. (Not that it's hard in situations where the oil was oozing to the surface before drilling began) It's even possible that these microbes actually came up this close to the surface from a deep hot biosphere.

  112. spraying valium... kinda explains by Parsec · · Score: 1
  113. Education is essential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm in awe of this article. Have none of these people read Kurt Vonnegut's book "cat's cradle"?
    This is easily a distaster waiting to happen.


    Of course, there are ample alternate energy resources available. Underground reserves are methane hydrate have more than double the amount of energy in all known fossil fuels on earth. But, that's another topic. Do your own research...


    Then again, wouldn't that be the perfect defense to this biological weapon against fuel? Just make your armies have multiple fuel capabiliies. And, as with most military technologies, the public will eventually get the benefit of the technology and we can begin to wean ourselves off of the depleting oil reserves.


    But what about the greenhouse effect? Look up fuel cells and their ability to convert carbon based fuels direcly into electricity, far more cleanly and more efficiently than burning those fules for mechanical power. If you haven't heard about this, that's just economics in action, powered by greed.


    The point is this- Education is essential in our politicians, and more importantly in our public who hires the politicians. Otherwise we *could* make mistakes, as Vonnegut's book demonstrates, that are not recoverable.


    Example- Just last night, I was at a party talking with someone who is trying to make toy guns illegal. He said that toy guns are just a bad idea. This man has the ear of several representatives and senators. I asked him what research he had done to demonstrate that toy guns are really a bad influence rather than an outlet to get agressive behavior out of a kid's system, or a learning toy that indirectly teaches about simple ballistic behavior- a cornerstone of understanding physics. Short answer- none. It was just his opinion.


    Why is this relevant? Because I am in the business of selling toy guns, and I'm really tired of having to defend my business to people who've never had kids, don't want to have any kids, have no interest in or understanding of basic physics or engineering and have never used or played with guns- toy or real... Their opinions are just noise without the right education.


    Kurt Vonnegut served in WWII and has an extraordinary understanding of human nature and the military system. His book "Cat's Cradle" should be required reading for all the politicians and scientists working on these "environment altering" military weapons.


    Ron Toms, Proprietor
    http://www.BackyardArtillery.com

  114. your idea of what environmentalists want is strang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i mean... wtf?
    do you think environmentalists want a bunch of
    genetically engineered insects wandering
    around the @#$@#4 planet? we cant even
    keep the @#$@#$ fireants out of california
    and texas.
    let alone the GE corn out of our
    organic heirloom varieites.

  115. Genocidal environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Imagine an escaped virus destroying the Earth's oil reserves and its whole industrial potential? Curiously, the military may implement the environmentalists' ultimate dream!"

    So, killing off the vast majority of the Earth's population (the inevitable result of such a deindustrialization) is "the environmentalists' ultimate dream"?

  116. One word by hey! · · Score: 2
    agriculture.


    No fossil fuels, no modern agriculture. No food for most people who are not currently subsitence farmers.


    I think you have to make a distinction between the survival of the human race, and the survival of our culture and along with it a very large chunk of the human race.

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  117. not customized at all by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

    A while back I worked with as a contractor to NOAA and the Coast Guard for 8 years on oil spills. It's pretty routine to use a spill to study different spill recovery techniques. Surface skimming, high-pressure hot-water wash, all kinds of things. In-situ burning works well (my friend Al Allen, Spiltec, has done a huge amount of work in this field and tells some really cool stories...dang, should've invited him to the BBQ). At the Exxon Valdez spill many dozens of contractor-wanna-be's came around hoping to sell "technology". The funniest I saw was a video tape from Body Glove (seriously) showing two employees attempting to use an absorbant pad and both ended up slipping and falling into the oily water (well, guess it's one of those "had to see it" to be funny). Anyways, some of the beach segments set aside to study BioRemediation (is what it's called) have shown impressive results; such as at Montague Island. The bacteria is NOT a virus. It is NOT customized. And it DOES NOT get out of control and destroy the planet's oil reserves. That is simply a STUPID thought. If you believe that something like that could happen, then why don't you also believe that the Army should not bomb a fuel depot? What if the fuel depot caught fire in the bombing (which it would) and then the fire spread around the world and burned up all the fuel?!?!?! OH NO!! BioRemediation used as a weapon is NOT a kind of Ice-9 expirement gone bad! Oh, if you don't know...Ice-9 is a myth where some general during WWI or II or something was supposedly tired of marching his mean through knee-deep mud. So, scientists invent a substance to poor into the mud, causing the water in it to freeze...but a change reaction would occur and the entire planet would freeze because of the water that is within basically everything. People that enjoy crop-circles and chupacabra might believe in Ice-9...or even BioRemediation weaponry gone awry.

  118. Packaging and Sterilization. Heard of 'em? by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

    In order for the bacteria to eat their fuel and ammo it has to get to it first, and its' growth can't be limited by other factors. The former would keep them from eating all those self-contained, sealed bullets, and the latter would keep them from eating fuel in the tank.

    Degrading stuff out in the open is another matter. Coatings, lubricants, seals, etc. Asphalt roads would be a good target (In theory an environmentalist's dream too - except it probably means more gas-guzzling off-roaders) as would lubrication oils. But there are simple ways around this with synthetic lubricants and alternative fuels.

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  119. Hmmm by greenrd · · Score: 1
    Do they smoke pot before they go out and kill someone?

  120. Man they shoudl get it straight by Joel+Ironstone · · Score: 1

    Its seems that we're always goign to war to defend and acquire more control over oil reserves. Why would they send in this first wave of bugs to eat the only thing we're fighting over. Are people really this dumb?

  121. Politicaly Correct Germ Warfare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all it is.

    Pacify anyone who doesn't agree with what's 'Right' or 'Just' rather than kill them. As a result there is less of an argument for a breach of human rights.

  122. At least get the details right by snStarter · · Score: 1

    The chernobyl reactors were graphite MODERATED not graphite cooled. The coolant is the working fluid that transfers the heat energy out of the core. The coolant in Chernobyl was water flowing through tubes that penetrated the graphite.

    The moderator is the mechanism by which the fast neutrons born from fission are slowed down to thermal equilibrium where they are much more likely to create a fission when they encounter the appropriate nucleus, say U238 or U235.

    It seems that there were operating modes in which the alpha-T of the soviet reactors could be positive. (shudder) which means that the hotter the plant got the higher the reactor power went which made it hotter...positive feedback is a BAD thing in reactions that increase power exponentially.

    Of course it appears that the operators had intentionally disabled reactor protection equipment before beginning the evolution that lead to the disaster.

    This says some UGLY things about their views for maintaining reactor safety and makes clear that very detailed oversight is required to make sure that all power plant operators take the appropriate precautions.

  123. Not enough yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    grows well in tropical climates

    Yet another war in tropical climate? Or is the word "war" associated with the image of a tropical jungle and really dangerous rice farmers?

  124. offtopic, Your computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your computer can't stay up 12 hours, you have defective hardware. Windows may make it the longest, because it has less error checking, and it just runs while corrupt, ignorant of the errors. I know this to be the case with 95/98/ME lines. Often problems will show up when you install an NT based windows or Linux, that never showed up before, problems caused by bad hardware.

  125. Cool book... by marko123 · · Score: 1

    I bet it's not in print anymore, but:
    "Mutant 59: The Plastic Eater"
    was the best book I've read about a plastic eating virus/bacteria. It was written in the seventies, I think, and was meant to be didactic.

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  126. Earth friendly / human ass-hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, to disagree is one thing. To disagree strongly is another.

    To flame Timothy like our buddy Sam here is to bring human relations to a low we all should have outgrown long ago.

    While this guy is out hugging trees, not a human will talk to him because he can't argue his points without "idiot", "schmuck", and a patronizing tone worthy of a man who puts his vegetables above his fellow human beings.

    Come on, Sam. We all love the environment, and I've got kids who will grow up in this mess we've created. As long as their are flame-baiting extremists like yourself out there, the main stream will never take you seriously, and progress will never be made.

    They'll just call you a "schmuck", or an "idiot". I prefer "pretentious ass-hole". If the Earth must be left with hateful people like yourself, why is it worth saving in the first place?

    What a complete disgrace.

  127. Mother Abigail by shawnmelliott · · Score: 1

    Mother Abigail says that we must make "The Stand" against this and the man in the West

  128. Re:SF Novel There First: Mutant 59: The Plastic Ea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Love this quote from the Amazon reveiw:

    "If you like plastics and history, drama and chemistry, this book is for you!"