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  1. Re:Bayes Rule spam implemention *and* seeding on Slashback: Pop-Ups, Books, Qmail · · Score: 1

    Andrew McCallum's BOW (Bag Of Words) statistical classifier is released under the LGPL. It's available here.

  2. AI Anti-Spam Papers on Paul Graham on Fighting Spam · · Score: 1

    There are several papers describing using Naive Bayes classification, as well as others AI techniques, to filter spam here. Look for the section on "Document Filtering".

  3. Save? on The Ultimate Gaming Table · · Score: 2, Funny

    DM: Um, what's yer save versus Slashdotting?

    Dude: 12

    DM: Sorry, you didn't save. You are separated from the party, and you lose all your spell points.

    Dude: D'oh!

  4. Some uses for a shrink-licensed book on Shrinkwrapped Books · · Score: 2, Funny
    • Door Stop
    • Ballast
    • Booster Seat
    • Exhibit A
    • Kindling (watch those plastic fumes, tho)
  5. Who would they scan?? on A Private European Internet? · · Score: 1

    Who would all of the script-kiddies on T-online.de and Wanadoo.fr scan if my network wasn't on the EU net?? :)

  6. Opportunity? on More on the Effect of Digital TV · · Score: 1

    the industry won't allow its movies to be broadcast because they don't want viewers to record 'perfect copies' of movies.

    Hmm... I sense here a possible money making opportunity. Let's create some "digital decay" software that screws up the digital content before it is broadcast. It would drop a frame here and there, change a few pixels now and then, etc. Then sell it to the MPAA. (Or licence it with a wicked EULA). Then they get to broadcast their crappy, edited-for-TV movies, and we can watch them without being evil-pirate-consumers!

  7. HOWTO: move a planetoid on Slashback: Boeing, Fraud, Fundage · · Score: 2

    Um, just do what Q does - "Change the gravitational constant of the universe." *duh*

  8. Re:Mod the box first on Attack Of The Dreamcasts · · Score: 1

    Heh, just paint your DC black and write "Cisco" on it in white letters.

  9. "Computer Security Professionals" on U.S. Computer Security Advisor Encourages Hackers · · Score: 1

    I heard the NPR interview this morning as well. I believe he also said that only "Computer Security Professionals" should hunt for security flaws, and regular folks should not. I have no idea how you differentiate yourself as a "Computer Security Professional". Maybe you will have to register yourself with the government to get immunity from DMCA prosecutions. :(

  10. As Nelson would say... on RIAA Smacked by DoS · · Score: 1

    "ha-ha." (and maybe: "Gotta nuke something.")

  11. Re:The dark side of the moon... on FBI Arrests 4 College Interns For Stealing Lunar Materials · · Score: 1, Funny

    They have become....comfortably dumb.

  12. Re:funny things from Linus's first post.... on Linux Timeline By LWN and LJ · · Score: 1

    hmmm. if only Linus knew what was to come when he wrote the following in his first posting to the minix newsgroup:

    ``Hello everybody out there using minix - I'm doing a (free) operating system (it's going to be HUGE, so let's put a stop to this "Linus doesn't scale" crap before it starts! :)''

  13. Re:Ahhh on Gates and Lasser on Palladium · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I thought Bill was going to instruct me to send the email to my friends, and he would pay me a dollar for each one who received it. No such luck though.

  14. MiB? on U.S. Gov't Planning To "Help Us" Secure Computers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm... So along with protecting us from aliens, maybe the "Men in Black" will also run Windows Update for us too? ("Was that a security update?", "Nope, just a weather baloon." *flash*)

  15. Re:Not enough integration, though on Coffepot Computer · · Score: 1
    Clippy: Hi! It looks like you're trying to make a cup of coffee. Would you like me to:
    • Burn it?
    • Make it really weak?
    • Spill it on the floor?
  16. DallasCon on Security Gatherings for the Little Guys · · Score: 1

    I'm in the same boat. I've taken responsibility for computer security at my little company, but there is no training budget at all. I was pleasantly surprised to find that DallasCon had a student price of 40 dollars for their security conference. I got a ton of good information there. Otherwise I rely on web sites like SecurityFocus.com for information.

  17. Trojan? on Microsoft To Exhibit at LinuxWorld Expo · · Score: 1

    Obviously this is some kind of trojan or rootkit. We better check our logs to see what happened.

  18. Re:Spam and Hotmail on Anti-Spammers Wage E-War · · Score: 1

    This way they can fill up your storage space, and then try to get you to pay for more.

  19. Re:Spoiler alert on LotR Two Towers Trailer Online · · Score: 1

    The ring.... It wants you to beat the high score.

  20. Re:Dallas, TX on Anime Stores, Rentals and Theaters? · · Score: 1

    Lone Star Comics seems to have a decent selection of Anime on VHS and DVD. You can also order stuff from them online.

  21. Re:Where's the Asian spammers? on Mapping the Spam · · Score: 1

    Amen to that. I get a ton of spam from Korea, and I can't even read Korean. Even worse, it's all HTML spam, so my email client dutifully goes and grabs a bunch of images from Kornet and Pubnet. I guess it's hard to opt-out if you can't read & write in the language. :(

  22. Next logical step on Shocked, Shocked at Payola · · Score: 1

    I suppose the next logical step would be for record companies to pay radio stations NOT to play their competitor's songs. ("Here's $500,000 to play our songs, and another $500,000 not to play that Sony stuff.")

  23. They mean to win Wimbledon! on Scotland: Aliens' Official Favorite Destination · · Score: 1

    Charles: Yes. So these blancmanges, blancmange-shaped creatures come from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda. They order 48,000,000 kilts from a Scottish menswear shop ... turn the population of England into Scotsmen (well known as the worst tennis-playing nation on Earth) thus leaving England empty during Wimbledon fortnight! Empty during Wimbledon fortnight ... what's more the papers are full of reports of blancmanges appearing on tennis courts up and down the country - practising. This can only mean one thing!

    Voice Over and caption on sceeen: 'THEY MEAN TO WIN WIMBLEDON'

    Charles: They mean to win Wimbledon!

  24. Re:Roadkill on "Living robot" Escapes Lab, Makes It To...Parking Lot · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... Robot roadkill? Instead of seeing stereotypical rednecks stopped on the side of the road, we'll start seeing sterotypical geeks stopped on the side of the road.

    "Hey, the optical sensors are still good! Woohoo!"

  25. Re:Error checking by compiler on Are Written Computer Science Exams a Fair Measure? · · Score: 1
    Why my handwritten code sucks:
    • My handwriting is not very good.
    • I type faster than I write.
    • I never bothered to memorize functions when I could look them up with "man" or in a book. (No books during the exam.)
    • I can't insert code very well on paper when I forget a small, but crucual step.
    • The compiler checks for errors much better than I do.