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  1. Re:How about on Company Claims Development of True AI · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's not that artificial intelligence is getting smarter, it's that people are getting more stupid, that's how the gap is closing.

    Jolyon

  2. Sorry! on RetroCoder Threatens Security Vendors · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you'll find, if you read the slashdot EULA, you are NOT ALLOWED to check for dupe articles.

    Lawers will be contacting YOU!

    Jolyon

  3. Re:Insane technology? on Amazon Gets Patent on Consumer Reviews · · Score: 1

    No, they've patented the Apache log file.

    Jolyon

  4. What about houses? on Data Centers And DC Power · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've always wondered (from a non-technical point of view) whether there was a benefit in having our homes wired up with two sockets (or maybe a 5 pin mains plug) giving standard AC voltage and a low-current DC voltage as well (12V?). So many devices only need low voltage, wouldn't we all benefit in having a power system in our houses in this way?

    Jolyon

  5. Re:It's about time on Mobile Fuel Cells Soon? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly, if 1.5hrs talk time on a cellphone is too little for you, then you made a poor choice when deciding which phone to get (ie the features vs battery life dilemna). I keep my old feature-free Nokia 6310i for when I just need a phone, and my nice shiny new 6680 for when I want to pose with a fun gadget.

    We've already had batteries exploding in Nokia phones, can you imagine it with fuel cells - "Oh, the Humanity!".

    Jolyon

  6. Re:Nature's way. on Mandriva Linux 2006 Review · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have found a blue error screen is a natural warning of low-quality software.

  7. Now, let me guess about fuel cell cartidges on Canon's Fuel Cell May Drive Portable Gear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seeing as Canon are involved, they'll probably contain 5ml of Hydrogen, cost half the price of the camera and be chipped to prevent unauthorized refilling.

    Jolyon

  8. Re:Makes little difference on Snooping Through Walls with Microwaves · · Score: 4, Funny

    Therefore anyone listening to rap music must be a criminal!

    Arrest them straight away!

    Jolyon

  9. Why so slow with the BBC News stories here? on Microsoft Becomes Wembley Stadium's Backer · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Am I the only one who's noticed that recently Slashdot seems to be reporting on Tech stories from BBC news anything from 24 hours to 3 days after they appear on BBC news - is there a particular reason why stories like this (which was posted on BBC News on Thursday) are so slow to make it to Slashdot?

    Jolyon

  10. Hmmm... on Gmail Becomes Google Mail in the UK · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear they wanted 25 million GBP (over $40 million) for the gmail name in the UK.

    Did they trademark 'BlackMail' too?

    Jolyon

  11. A solution to patent madness... on Federal Court Shuts Down Pay As You Go Wireless · · Score: 1

    Try this... Time Travel Patents

  12. Be Slashdotted already on 24 Mb Consumer Broadband Launched · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seeing as they've been slashdoted already, and not even with a direct link (a second-tier slashdotting via the Guardian article) - how do we expect them to be able to cope with the bandwidth requirements of hordes of users running at 24Mbps. Not impressed! Jolyon

  13. Apes evolved from Republicans on The Decline of Science and Technology in America · · Score: 1

    Or so the evidence would seem to believe. Due to the survival of the fittest (those who don't choke on pretzels, for example).

    J.

  14. Re:reverse-password generation? on New Online MD5 Hash Database · · Score: 1

    That's Base 16 on my planet.

  15. Re:Fill them in with crap on Anti-Phishers Pose as Phishers to Make Point · · Score: 1

    You might still be helping them in some small way by confirming that your email address is valid.
    Ah, that's ok by me. All they'll do is send me more phishing forms which I'll continue to fill in with bogus details!

    Jolyon

  16. Fill them in with crap on Anti-Phishers Pose as Phishers to Make Point · · Score: 1

    Whenever I get a phishing email, I visit the site and fill it in with (genuine looking) crap details.

    Perhaps a small waste of their time sifting genuine responses from garbage, but if everyone did that it'd make their life a lot harder.

    On the common ebay one, if it rejects your credit card as invalid, change the check digit (the last digit of the 16 digit number) until you get the right one.

    Perhaps there's a good reason why this isn't any use in fighting phishers, but it makes me feel better anyway.

    Jolyon

  17. What Type of Tape Measure on Another Amateur Radio Satellite · · Score: 1

    Is it Imperial or Metric?

    Because I'm in Europe, and need to know if I'll be able to listen in.

    Jolyon

  18. Completely without Merit on Microsoft Sues Google For Hiring MS Exec · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone being sued ever state anything other than the case is "Completely without Merit"?

    "A spokesman said 'Actually, there is some merit in their case, but we're going to have a go fighting it anyway'" - hm. No not likely!

    No doubt someone will come up with a real example now i've mentioned it.

    Jolyon

  19. Fake Chicks on Google Sued Over Click Fraud · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm far more concerned about Fake Chicks that come up using Google Image search. Maybe we should sue.

  20. Plugins! on Photoshop for DNA · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's going to be fun writing plugins for this!

    Ultra-Sharp-Teeth Plugin

    Breathe Underwater Plugin

    Bigger Breasts Plugin
    Jolyon

  21. Unless you're a cuban terrorist... on Terrorist Link to Copyright Piracy Alleged · · Score: 3, Interesting

    wanted for bombing a civilian airliner by the Venezuelan authorities, in which case the USA is happy to protect you.

    Jolyon

  22. Please cut out the mindless propaganda. on History of Netscape and Mozilla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The spawn of Netscape, Firefox, has never been more popular, and is poised to beat Microsoft in the browser market.

    I'm a firefox fanatic, it's without doubt the superior browser. But spouting such mindless rubbish as that comment doesn't do anyone any good. In my mind 'Poised to beat' would be when Firefox is at 49% browser share, not the less than 10% (compared to 80%+ for IE). Keep the propaganda out of news items please, and let Firefox promote itself by simply being the better browser.

    Jolyon

  23. A simple, elegant and workable solution... on Security Skins: Single Sign-On with Images · · Score: 1

    ... which is why it will never catch on (although I hope it does).

    Jolyon

  24. It's $350 on Nokia's Linux Handheld · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not sure where you got the price from, but my sources say it's going to be $350.

    Jolyon

  25. Psion Series 5 (look it up) on A Cheap and Portable Word Processor? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Now available cheap. Someone will come along and tell you who sold/branded it in the US - but it does exactly what you want in the way you want it to. No messy external keyboards, decent keys, just enough CPU to perform, etc. etc.

    Jolyon