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Photoshop for DNA

pafischer writes "Forbes is reporting on a Biotech startup company trying to make DNA manipulation as easy as Photoshop. From the article: 'The goal is to move from having to merely tweak the proteins that are used as biotech drugs to being able to design them, even taking material from multiple organisms and using them to create new, functional genes.'"

208 comments

  1. Oh No! by justforaday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Judging from the quality of some of the Photoshopped images I've seen out there, I really don't want to see what people will create with this...

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    1. Re:Oh No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, seeing that the current methods of gene manipulation aren't really much different from hackish copy-pasting, I don't really see how it could get any worse.

    2. Re:Oh No! by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      You'll just get people having a competition for who can manipulate the most amusing biological result.

      Although I can't say that was much different than the goals of my friends in high school bio class.

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    3. Re:Oh No! by VATechTigger · · Score: 1

      Certainly nothing as good as the DNA sequence I will make with MS Paint........

    4. Re:Oh No! by MikeDX · · Score: 3, Funny

      DNA?? What on earth does the National Dyxlesia Association have to do with Photoshop???

    5. Re:Oh No! by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Judging from the quality of some of the Photoshopped images I've seen out there, I really don't want to see what people will create with this..."

      And with the clone tool I made... a monkey with four asses. Huh.

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    6. Re:Oh No! by 2names · · Score: 1
      Slightly OT, but one of my favorite pinball machines is the South Park machine. One of the game objectives is to hit targets to increase your number of asses on your monkey. Each time you hit the target in the bonus phase, the machine cries out "[x] ASS MONKEY"

      Great Game.

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    7. Re:Oh No! by SysSupport · · Score: 1

      Dyslexics Untie!

    8. Re:Oh No! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      So people who like to do this, when they get their hands on the DNA version...

      Eeek.

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    9. Re:Oh No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what will be the first project for many

      really. big. boobs.

    10. Re:Oh No! by ultramkancool · · Score: 0

      also most people find photoshop hard to use...

    11. Re:Oh No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd tell you but I am forbidden by my NDA.

    12. Re:Oh No! by PalmMP3 · · Score: 1
      Judging from the quality of some of the Photoshopped images I've seen out there, I really don't want to see what people will create with this...

      UH OH!

      Let me be the first to say it: I, for one, sure as hell do NOT welcome our new Goatse overlords!!!!

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    13. Re:Oh No! by fireweaver · · Score: 1

      NanoGator: "And with the clone tool I made... a monkey with four asses. Huh."

      Hate to break it to you but someone already beat you to it doing it the old fashioned way. Just check out the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

  2. whoa! by professorhojo · · Score: 1

    if this is true then they're probably gonna need this neat photoshop plugin i just found...

    Plugin name: DNA (deoxyribose nucleic acid): "The genetic material of inheritance, undoubtedly has the most well-known molecular structure of all time. This tutorial describes how to make it."

    http://www.nextdesigns.net/modules.php?name=Photos hop_Tutorials&file=dna

    1. Re:whoa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up, you smelly old fag!

  3. Oh, great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That's just what we needed -- a bunch of no-good self-proclaimed "genetic engineers" "creating" "new" genes by doing copy-paste hacks.

    I say genetics -- just like typography -- should be left for those to do who know what they're doing.

    1. Re:Oh, great. by turtled · · Score: 1

      How about GIMP plugins, Open Source DNA manipulation?

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    2. Re:Oh, great. by Synbiosis · · Score: 2, Funny

      "That's just what we needed -- a bunch of no-good self-proclaimed "genetic engineers" "creating" "new" genes by doing copy-paste hacks."

      Drew Endy.

      If a professor of Biological Engineering from MIT isn't a genetic engineer, I'd like to know what is.

    3. Re:Oh, great. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      IIRC, an article (was it physorg, or nanoapex?) on genetic engineering software said that genetists used Microsoft Excel to analyse DNA sequences!

      (Repeat after me: Genetists, are, not, programmers.)

    4. Re:Oh, great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they have done so in the past: I know because I was one of them.

      Excel is a terrible program/system for genetic analysis if you are a hardcore programmer, but it does offer some serious advantages for those of us that work in a data-saturated field of science, but are not well-versed in computer science.

      Excel was very user-friendly when dealing with project leaders and other researchers who aren't very computer saavy. It was widely available on every computer thanks to dependence on Office. Because our routines (using the integrated Visual Basic for Applications) changed daily, the ability to monitor the effects of a program alteration on all levels of analysis was invaluable.

      Finally, programming in VB was really simple. In fact, it was almost easy enough to make up for the odd, undocumented eccentricities of VB in Excel. Almost.

      If anyone cares, this project involved comparative analysis of genetic expression in pathogenic bacteria under unique growth conditions. It required tracking every gene in triplicate for each growth condition of every replicate, so spreadsheet size was the primary limitation, but even this was manageable. Excel isn't pretty, but it works.

    5. Re:Oh, great. by dhazard · · Score: 1

      How about no.

    6. Re:Oh, great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drew Endy is mad smart and funny as hell. If anybody were to make genetic engineering as easy as Photoshop he'd be the one to pull it off. The next thing you know we'll be printing our DNAshop biowidgets on custom zcorp gear.

  4. Just an upgrade to the Clone tool by neonfrog · · Score: 1

    Sorry ... sorry ...

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    1. Re:Just an upgrade to the Clone tool by Dtyst · · Score: 1

      Stop cloning your words... ;p

    2. Re:Just an upgrade to the Clone tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, they're reasonable facsimiles.

  5. Plugins! by jolyonr · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's going to be fun writing plugins for this!

    Ultra-Sharp-Teeth Plugin

    Breathe Underwater Plugin

    Bigger Breasts Plugin
    Jolyon

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    1. Re:Plugins! by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1

      What about the "no attitude" plugin?

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    2. Re:Plugins! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Or you could just put a pair of falsies on a shark.

      Begin the ex-wife jokes...

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    3. Re:Plugins! by meatspray · · Score: 1

      Billy!

      We're going out for ice cream, do you want to go?

      No thanks mom, I just installed a new plugin and I want to play with it for a while.

    4. Re:Plugins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wash your hands when you're done please.

    5. Re:Plugins! by Brahgam · · Score: 1

      How about the /.ter lover Plugin?

    6. Re:Plugins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't have any lovers!

    7. Re:Plugins! by sdsichero · · Score: 1

      Oy... Just gotta watch for that Butt Plug-in

    8. Re:Plugins! by dasunt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Screw that.

      Imagine what happens when DNA manipulation gets in the realm of being cheap enough for interested parties.

      No more hiding pot plants in the cornfield: The corn itself will be full of THC. Want some cocaine? Have a genetically manipulated carrot.

      The drugwar should be rather interesting when this happens.

    9. Re:Plugins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about bio-warfare?
      fun stuff.

      i'll make new plants, and you will learn how to make it eat itself!

  6. lets hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    that those tards at fark don't get ahold of this program.

    1. Re:lets hope... by Gillious · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I thought.. But knowing them, they already have a pirated copy, and are designing thier own squirells with big racks and big sacks. Some of the more lonely memebers may actually be trying to design a girl what would date them. The dissapointment might be worth it in this case.

  7. Photoshop easy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when?

  8. $42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda Ga by guyfromindia · · Score: 1

    Mark me as a FOB (Fan of Bill), but kudos to him and his foundation for their contribution to science....

  9. bad article summary from bad article title by geoffspear · · Score: 4, Informative
    The title of the linked article is the only part that even mentions Photoshop. Nowhere in the article does anyone claim that the process would be as easy as using Photoshop, or any other software programming.

    They do compare the advance in genetic manipulation to the difference between editing with Wite-Out and editing with a word processor, but that's what we call an analogy. They're not claiming that producing genes would be something anyone with no training can do with their home computer.

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    1. Re:bad article summary from bad article title by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Curses! My plans for creating a race of radioactive supermen to conquer the world are foiled again.

      I'll get you next time, Mister Spear!!!

      *escapes in emergency hovercraft*

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    2. Re:bad article summary from bad article title by Otter · · Score: 2, Informative
      What the company seems to do is this:

      Currently, it's easy to 1) amplify large chunks of DNA verbatim and 2) change individual nucleotides. What is difficult is making large blocks of novel or heavily modified sequence, as it's expensive or impossible to synthesize them from nucleotides. Codon Devices seems to have a way to generate large chunks of customized sequence.

      How important that turns out to be, we'll see, but the company does have some really smart people behind it. Anyway, that's how I understand it to work -- feel free to contribute a better analogy.

    3. Re:bad article summary from bad article title by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Being able to make long synthetic DNA sequences would be immensely valuable. Right now practicality limits synthtic DNA to less than 100 bases. Genes are kilobases long even in bacteria. You need megabases for animals if you want to keep the introns intact (scary - a single animal gene can approach an entire bacterial genome in length).

      What the article lacks is one critical detail - how exactly they plan on doing all this.

      Imagine I started a new company designed to revolutionize computing, pointing out that your measly PC can only run at a few GHz, and I'll make them run at a few THz. Sure, that's great to say, but it would be nice to at least suggest how exactly one plans on going about this...

    4. Re:bad article summary from bad article title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right now practicality limits synthtic DNA to less than 100 bases.

      What the article lacks is one critical detail - how exactly they plan on doing all this.

      Imagine I started a new company designed to revolutionize computing, pointing out that your measly PC can only run at a few GHz, and I'll make them run at a few THz. Sure, that's great to say, but it would be nice to at least suggest how exactly one plans on going about this...


      Imagine a Beowulf cluster ... (sorry)

      But that's basically what they do. They don't synthesize the kilobase long gene all in one go, but synthesize ~40 bp fragments, assemble them together into 0.5-1 kb chunks, check the chunks for errors, then assemble the chunks into the complete gene.

      There are *currently* companies out there which will synthesize a 1 kb gene for $2k in a month. (google "synthetic gene") My guess is that the company in the article is looking to bring those figures down an order of magnitude or so.

      If a company can synthesize a gene from scratch in about week for $500, most of the DNA cloning work in research labs would be pointless. It'll cost more and take longer to do it the conventional way.

    5. Re:bad article summary from bad article title by Kluge66 · · Score: 1
      Not surprising, since it was a very bad article to start with. I found it impossible to figure out exactly what this company is doing based on the article. It was one of the worst examples of hi tech business journalism I've seen in a long time.

      However, if you look at the interested of some of the founders (Jay Keasling http://www.lbl.gov/pbd/about/people/keasling.htm/, and Drew Endy http://web.mit.edu/endy/www/index.html/) my best guess is the the company is working on technologies to make large scale genetic alterations easier. Both of those guys have interests that require the manipulation of lots of genes at once, which is still rather difficult.

    6. Re:bad article summary from bad article title by jcomand · · Score: 1

      >What the article lacks is one critical detail - how exactly they plan on doing all this.

      They synthesize the gene in very small pieces on a solid surface using a microarray with microfluidics, cleave the pieces off the support, error check them, and put the pieces together. Clever.

      Read about it in a Nature article linked to by their website.

    7. Re:bad article summary from bad article title by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I must say I'm impressed! Put all this in a black box and sell it for $100k and it will do for DNA systhesis what the ABI 770 (or whatever the model number is) did for sequencing... I can picture libraries of clones with every possible single- and double-mutant of a moderate-size protein - that would have endless uses...

  10. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by justforaday · · Score: 1

    That'd be even worse -- MSPaint for DNA... *shudder*

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  11. Good news for OJ by theantipop · · Score: 1

    So this is how they framed OJ with all that DNA "evidence".

    1. Re:Good news for OJ by Nytewynd · · Score: 1

      No. In that case, they photoshoped a picture on him and added a knife to his hand.

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    2. Re:Good news for OJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, they photoshopped him to look more black.


      Why do you think Michael Jackson is trying to look like a Mormon?

  12. Dislexia is such a drag by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1
    The first time I read
    even taking material from multiple organisms and using them to create new, functional genes.

    I thought, "what do multiple orgasms have to do with DNA research?"

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    1. Re:Dislexia is such a drag by justforaday · · Score: 3, Funny

      "what do multiple orgasms have to do with DNA research?"

      Quite a bit, actually... : p

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    2. Re:Dislexia is such a drag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where they get DNA from. The more orgasms, the more DNA!

    3. Re:Dislexia is such a drag by lheal · · Score: 1

      >quite a bit, actually

      Yeah, I swung and missed that one. I should have said "I thought, 'surely one orgasm is enough to supply all the necessary material.'"

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  13. Gimp by suso · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about making it as easy as Gimp instead. I like the interface better.

    *Ducks*

    1. Re:Gimp by BandwidthHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but it won't be able to manipulate the Y Khromosome.

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    2. Re:Gimp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, after messing with DNA, you can have all the gimp you need.

  14. People made by Photoshop newbs... by i64X · · Score: 0

    I wonder what happens when you put a LENS FLARE in the genes of a dog... or a LENS FLARE in the genes of a camel... or a LENS FLARE...

    1. Re:People made by Photoshop newbs... by justforaday · · Score: 1

      "Let's see...Desaturate this a bit. Use the smudge tool over here...Hey look! Michael Jackson!"

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    2. Re:People made by Photoshop newbs... by i64X · · Score: 0

      "You're all ignorant... that Adjustment Layer was just to help my breathin..."

  15. Open Source will respond! by PixelSlut · · Score: 1

    We'll make a GIMP for DNA, and rule the world! It'll run on more platforms too: all variants of primates, birds, farm animals, and Slashdot nerds. :)

    1. Re:Open Source will respond! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GIMP for DNA isn't ready for the desktop!!!

      The reasons for this are many and...

      Aw, to hell with it.

    2. Re:Open Source will respond! by Exluddite · · Score: 1

      I'm a big fan of open source software. Somehow I'm not as enthusiastic about Open source bioengineering...

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    3. Re:Open Source will respond! by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Yes! Then you can create your army of genetically superior copies of yourself with nothing but a dead badger!

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  16. multiple organisms by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    "multiple organisms"

    I almost had a blockbusters moment there...

    What a suprise they removed the dumbass human-check. a-holes. Finished reading "Dumb ideas for dummies" have you?

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  17. Finally! by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    designer genes.

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  18. Easy? by Luguber123 · · Score: 1

    DNA manipulation as easy as Photoshop Have these peoples even tried Photoshop recently?

    1. Re:Easy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... try to do the same thing WITHOUT Photoshop... then you'll have an idea.

  19. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by Kainaw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mark me as a FOB (Fan of Bill), but kudos to him and his foundation for their contribution to science...

    Of course, he has a motive. He's donating money to help develop a user-friendly gene manipulation tool in hopes that it will cut into the market of the Open Source gene manipulation. Then, when people become dependent on the new gene manipulation, Microsoft will buy the company and merge it with their next version of windows, leaving geeks as the only ones doing gene manipulation the old way (by hand at the console). It always the same with that guy.

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  20. create? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    using them to create new, functional genes

    Silly, everyone know DNA can't be created, it has to evolve. Otherwise we would have proof of organisms with intelligent design.

  21. Saw this in Star Trek Voyager by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    Torres was trying to remove the brow ridges from her fetus using something like that.

  22. NOOOOOO! - Cock Tease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Um, let me get this straight... Bigger Breasts and Sharper teeth? What were you thinking?!?!

    1. Re:NOOOOOO! - Cock Tease by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1

      How about "removable teath" plugin.

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    2. Re:NOOOOOO! - Cock Tease by rylin · · Score: 1

      Oh come on.
      This is slashdot.
      Who HASN'T got this weird thing for blonde, buxom vampire chicks?

  23. Photoshop NOT easy enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they come up with Frontpage for DNA, I just might become an investor. I'm also moving to another planet just to be safe. What is the DNA equivalent to the blink tag?

    1. Re:Photoshop NOT easy enough by fracai · · Score: 1

      Well let's see: it has to grab your initial attention by being odd looking enough to be interesting and be annoying enough to immediately drive you away and wish you'd never seen it, while not allowing you to easily ignore it. Even when it's just out of sight, you know it's still there and it still bothers you.

      I think it must have something to do with the suggested link between light autism and hard core geekery.

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    2. Re:Photoshop NOT easy enough by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they come up with Frontpage for DNA, I just might become an investor.

      Then we'll have humans with an extra 30 useless chromosomes - so we'll have to wait until Dreamweaver DNA, DNA Tidy and DNA validator. :)

  24. great by Abstract_Me · · Score: 0

    now every person, animal, and plant will have a lens flare

  25. Photoshop? by Nytewynd · · Score: 1

    They are writing a program to compute the results of manipulating genes. How does that relate to photoshop, other than there will probably be a picture you edit using your mouse. That is like saying Autocad and Photoshop are the same since you are creating pretty pictures in both.

    If they pull this off, it has way more to do with biology and math than the interface they use. Not to mention that even if this application simulates gene manipulation, they will still have to do the same thing by hand to test it. It's not like it can remove the actual testing of the end result.

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  26. Oh Fark by Gudlyf · · Score: 1

    I can't begin to imagine the DNAShop contests that will happen on Fark or Something Awful...

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    1. Re:Oh Fark by ArAgost · · Score: 1
      I can't begin to imagine the DNAShop contests that will happen on Fark or Something Awful...
      The latter site is going to be renamed "Someone Awful" to fit the new artistic direction.
  27. Photoshop for DNA gets released... by J+Barnes · · Score: 1

    onslaught of fake nude DNA ensues.

  28. One Hell of a plugin.... by JaF893 · · Score: 1

    ...Imagine if you could photochop your DNA.

    X-ray vision here I come!!!

  29. OMG by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    And as OS races to catch up with this new Photoshop feature can you imagine some of the freaks that will be created at people struggle with the GIMPs interface. Now I understand why they called it gimp.

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  30. orgasms and DNA research by doublem · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought, "what do multiple orgasms have to do with DNA research?"

    Oh that's easy.

    Every woman will have not one G-spot but four, one of which will be at the back of the throat.

    Every man will have a unit built from horse DNA.

    And don't forget, everyone will be multi orgasmic!

    Reinforced back muscles to support the standard DD chest. (That's the small model)

    And of course, everyone will have a FANTASTIC rump.

    And then King George W Bush will get wind of this and have everyone's DNA rewritten to be more moral. All pleasure will be taken out of sex, women will be programmed to be subservient to their husbands and submission to authority will be enhanced to the point where average citizens will shoot themselves in the head if anyone in uniform asks them to do so.

    And the Conservative Christian utopia will come to be.

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    1. Re:orgasms and DNA research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that...

    2. Re:orgasms and DNA research by over_exposed · · Score: 1

      Every woman will have not one G-spot but four, one of which will be at the back of the throat.

      That cracks me up... I wish it would happen in my lifetime.

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    3. Re:orgasms and DNA research by doublem · · Score: 1

      Of course the down side of this would be eating and even throwing up could induce orgasm. Bulimia would skyrocket.

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    4. Re:orgasms and DNA research by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      You said something about a downside?

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    5. Re:orgasms and DNA research by doublem · · Score: 1

      I tend to consider eating disorders a down side.

      Of course it would create some positive aspects to having the flue. She's be throwing up all the time, but every so often while bent over the porcelain thrown...

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    6. Re:orgasms and DNA research by bernywork · · Score: 1

      Every woman will have not one G-spot but four

      Then we will have to have 4 penis' to be able to pleasure each at the same time.

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  31. "easy" as photoshop? by yotto · · Score: 1

    Wake me when they've got it so it's as easy as Blender.

    1. Re:"easy" as photoshop? by angry_leprechaun · · Score: 1

      We prefer the term "Homogenizer"

    2. Re:"easy" as photoshop? by BlazeQ · · Score: 0

      Well, that'll be coming sooner than as easy as Photoshop...

    3. Re:"easy" as photoshop? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      It's already as easy as Blender.

      What we're waiting for now is for mortals to be able to do it.

  32. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by rsynnott · · Score: 1

    For all Microsoft's unethical business behaviour, that foundation does a hell of a lot of good, and Bill should be given credit for it. He's far more generous than a lot of the super-rich.

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  33. Why does this sound like a very, very bad idea? by Botunda · · Score: 1

    A lot of people have photoshop... doesn't mean they know how to use it properly!

    1. Re:Why does this sound like a very, very bad idea? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      A lot of people have photoshop... doesn't mean they know how to use it properly!

      Or that they paid for it. Oh, wait, different thread.

  34. This is the (relatively) easy part by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Designing DNA to create a given protein is no big deal. The hardest problem is figuring out how the new gene/protein will act inside the organism. Biological systems don't have a nice layered OSI model for what connects to what -- its like nearly everything is a global-accessible variable so side-effects are a real problem. New drugs require huge amounts of R&D in the testing phase, not the synthesis phase.

    I'd be more impressed if someone created an accurate in silico system for testing new drugs, rather than just designing new DNA sequences that MIGHT make useful new proteins that MIGHT make a useful new drug.

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    1. Re:This is the (relatively) easy part by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you could do that the next step would be using genetic algorithms. You just plug in what you want to happen and then let the computer run test after test.
      could get freaking scary.

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    2. Re:This is the (relatively) easy part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew my CS profs were wrong. Even God (or evolution, let's not go there) uses global variables!

    3. Re:This is the (relatively) easy part by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      Designing DNA to create a given protein sequence is no big deal. Designing a new sequence to yield a desired structure is a huge problem, which has only be solved for special cases - google the "protein folding problem". Designing a structure with a desired function is practically impossible at the current level of theoretical knowledge.
      If we have solved all of that, then we might think about interactions in the organism. Nearly no drug design is done by rational approaches today, it is all mass screening. These guys mentioned in the article have nothing else but a new DNA synthesis approach, making new sequences more easily available - good for them, there is a market for this, but scientifically this is no breakthrough. They are just another startup bullshitting their way through the fund-raising phase.

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    4. Re:This is the (relatively) easy part by Misanthropy · · Score: 1

      Well...actually that IS a pretty big deal (unless you are talking about just putting together a sequence for a known protein.)

      Actually designing your own working protein is still a long way off. There have been man made proteins, but they are little more than a chain of amino acids. They don't have any function. As for designing proteins with a specific function, we aren't there yet.

      What we are able to do now is take known sequences of known proteins, replicate them, and splice those together.

      So we've made it to the stage of being able to build stuff from stones, but we can't make our own bricks yet. It's not too far off, though. I'm sure in the next 5-10 years we will have a functional man-made protein. Most likely a catalytic, or nucleotide-binding protein.

      (Note: I mean "we" as in people in the biomedical sciences. Not "we" as in work I am doing.)

    5. Re:This is the (relatively) easy part by Misanthropy · · Score: 1

      Oh. I forgot to add that the main barrier in synthetic protein design is folding. You can design a protein that works great in simulations, but getting a real working protein from that is very difficult because the synthetic proteins don't fold like they need to in order to create a functional protein.

    6. Re:This is the (relatively) easy part by Misanthropy · · Score: 1

      oops...Looks like DrGene beat me to it.

      note to self: read other replies in thread before writing

  35. GDMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    D is for DNA.

  36. Everybody knows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pig and Elephant DNA just won't splice.

  37. Surely Photoshop is the wrong analogy by vevva · · Score: 1

    Other than being a computer application in which you can "do things" the choice of Photoshop as the analogous software tool seems to be picked entirely at random, and a lazy choice.

    A more appropriate pick would probably been from under the CAD umbrella, or string manipulation tools like lex.

    Hell, maybe even:

    vi dna.txt

  38. Photoshop me teeth like sharks have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mean the shape and colour, but the ability to grow lost tooth over and over again...
    When I asked about this idea my dentist, he did not think that it would be such a good idea... for him, personally - of course.

  39. Easy as Photoshop by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    Is editing genes something we want to make easier? I shudder to think of do-it-yourself genetic engineering kits.

    1. Re:Easy as Photoshop by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Don't worry too much. They'll get shut down by Homeland Security as soon as it becomes obvious that terrorists could splice'n'dice some *really* nasty bugs. Not just biological warfare, either. Imagine someone cooking up an organism that craps plastic explosive... Drop that in a bag of sugar along with a bug that decomposes exothermically after a predetermined time. Hmmm.... Could bake up some Combat Muffins (apologies to pterry). Good times.

      Better yet, modify human gut bacteria to turn human crap into explosives. Wouldn't have to smuggle explosives onto an airplane, just eat something a couple of hours before boarding.

    2. Re:Easy as Photoshop by ndansmith · · Score: 1

      The human mind is an amazing thing . . .

  40. an explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DNA is a linear arramgnement of 4 letters - the bases A T G C. A molecule of DNA has some particular arrangement of the letters. E.g., an "8mer" molecule would be AGCTTCGC (there are 8^4 possible 8mers)
    typically you need ~ 1,000 - 100,000 letters in a molecule to get bio function
    right now, conventional synthesis, completely in vitro, from many companies (eg, www.idtdna.com; www.biosearchtech.com, etc) will make molecules with up to ~ 100 bases, so you need some subsequent set of (tedious manual) operations to put the "100 mers" together into bio active 1,000 mers.

    So, if you could synthesize in vitro a 1,000 mer direrctly, you would save some time.

    Very similar to being able to put results from multiple programs into a layout program - the ability to do a lot of things in a uniform enviroment saves tedious manual layout, where you have to manually assemble the word processor output with the pictures and graphics.

    The market for synthetic DNA is known, so this is really an engineering problem, how to automate and roboticize a known chemical engineering process.

    NOthing whatsoever to do with software, and the photoshop analogy sucks

  41. Grand Theft Auto for DNA by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    Guys, with the new GTA:DNA, you can walk up to a sexy celebrity stud and jack their DNA. You too can be a vapid, overpaid prick and have television cameras point at you when you babble senselessly about geopolitical paradigms of which you lack even a basic conceptual understanding!

    Gals, with GTA:DNA, you can walk up to a sexy celebrity starlet and, well, actually, all you can do is find out what they really look like under all that make up, plastic surgery, silicone, botox and advanced composite materials. Sorry.

    Reserve your copy now! Will be available sometime after Longhorn is released.

  42. But that's proprietary by bigredradio · · Score: 1

    I'll wait for the "Easy as GNU/Gimp or GNU/KolourPaint".

  43. Leave genes to the geneticists by drewzhrodague · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I agree that genes should be left for geneticists, but when your compiler, debugger, and emmulator/simulator check for bad or even icky results, it might actually be fun to toy with genes, in an neat visual way.

    At least, I have fantasies about modifying vegetables, fruits, and bugs. I expect that wasps can be reengineered to produce complete reams of laser printer paper, even with a sealed paper wrapper. I expect that ants or cockroaches could be modified to clean your house, better than they do. I expect bacteria or other small folded shapes can be reengineered to spit-out carbon nanotubes, construct simple buildings, or eat trash and grow fuel-cell cartridges.

    All this hinges on us being able to effectively "file/print" DNA molecules. It's fun to watch technology accelerate, I am one excited geek.

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    1. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by over_exposed · · Score: 1

      You've been reading Diamond Age again, haven't you...

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    2. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the next thing you know the spammers will figure out how to get monkeys to type sales pitches...

    3. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      Oh, totally, dewd! It's not quite that far off, y'know.

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    4. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by 2names · · Score: 1
      "ooo AHH oo AH AHH AAHHH"

      Translation: "I think it's impressive that I can type at all!"

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    5. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by widmaier · · Score: 1

      Maybe I haven't read enough comments but I figure as a synthetic biologist I should throw in my two cents. The technology they're using here is NOT a computer program. Well, not entirely. They have a codon optimizing routine for usage and expression in various organisms. Other than that they're making synthetic DNA molecules from scratch, probably using a technique known as sewing PCR. Basically you don't have to go through the hassle of cloning the gene out, you just tell them the sequence you want and they synthesize it.

      Interestingly these guys aren't the first to do this... Blue Heron and DNA 2.0 area already up and running. Guessing the novel addition these guys will make is to try and drive the cost down.

      *Disclaimer: This article is completely ignoring any technical details so I'm just guessing at the methodologies their using, maybe they've got some nifty new incremental advance

    6. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by confusednoise · · Score: 1
      The problem with your idea that "the compiler debugger etc." could "check for bad, icky results" is that it assumes that enough is known about genetic processes to codify them and "error check". If you spend any time in the field at all, you quickly realize how little is really known about how the DNA blueprint is transformed into living breathing things. Scientista are beginning to look at genetics with a systems biology approach to identify complex behavior, but the amount left to understand is truly staggering.

      And that's what always makes me nervous about any kind of GMO stuff. It will be a long time before we can predict results with any kind of safety since modeling can only help you when you know enough to construct the model.

    7. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by Dioscorea · · Score: 1

      I agree that genes should be left for geneticists, but when your compiler, debugger, and emmulator/simulator check for bad or even icky results, it might actually be fun to toy with genes, in an neat visual way.

      WIMP!

      All this white-bread-spoiled-brat pseudogeekery about compilers and error-checking is sooooo depressing. The true computer pioneers didn't wait for visual IDEs, they hammered out machine code with their bare fists!!!

      Don't wait for the technology to mature (jeez!) Get Out There and START HACKING!

    8. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GE it is an inheritely dangerous technology and should be banned.

      The major reason being is people should have a right to choose not to consume GMOs and should be able to choose natural varieties of vegetables that have not been messed around with by scientists, just as consumers should be able to choose to avoid certian food additives like preservatives and so on. But with preservatives and artificial colours, there is no permanent danger that these chemicals will end up irreversibly in all foods. This is the danger and primary concern with GMOs, along with their environmental effects, if GE genes should contaminate wild stocks of organisms in the environment and as well farms where they are not wanted. Organisms are reproductive, and thus can propogate the genes they carry uncontrollably into the environment. Given the unpredictability of the effects that GMOs have on organisms that consume them, rats have been shown to have stunted growth when fed GMOs, and there has been an explosion of food-related allergies and illnesses in the US in the past 10 years compared with previous trends, and countries where GMOs have not been introduced, such as Sweden, have not seen similar trends, makes one suspicious. Many scientists who have worked on developing GMO technology but after realising the dangers of what they were doing, defected, have admitted that indeed new allergies to food could result as a result of GMOs.

      Another problem is scientists think they can design a gene and they will end up with a certian protien. Wrong. When a protien is created RNA uses the DNA code to construct amino acids to form the protien. But before the RNA constructs the amino acids, in aome cases a group of molecules called splceosomes, also called code scramblers, can splice and reorder the RNA, causing completely unexpected and unpredictable results in the resulting protiens

      Thus the results of GMO are unpredictable, and although scientists think they know what they are doing, trhey really dont.

      The protiens constructed from GE genes can be very much unlike what organisms have been evolved to assimilate. They are foreign, and indeed it has been shown that rats who are fed GMO foods, such as potatoes, had stunted growth and various other issues. GE Soybeans have been shown to have 30% less protien and 30% more trypsin inhibitors (roughly) than non-GE varieties.

    9. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should further be added that once GMOs propogate uncontrallably in the environment and where they are not wanted (this has already happened), if those GMOs are later found to be harmful, it could be very difficult to recall them completely if it is found later on at some point they are harmful, without causing more environmental damage.

      If a pharmacuetical is realesed, which initially was approved and considered safe, but was later found to have unacceptable side effects, the drug can be pulled from shelves. Its not so easy when a GMO has propogated itself through a forest. Maintaning clean crops can become a major challenge and if a stock of organisms becomes contaminated, it could be determimental to farmers who have bred their own seed varieties over the years which are well adapted to their soil and climate conditions, that investment in time and effort would be tarnished.

      It should as well be added that GE is a new technology, and is a completely different animal from crossbreeding and crosspollination of organisms, since even with crossbreeding, nature was still in control of the construction of the DNA, GE involves scientists directly modifying DNA and circumventing that natural DNA coding. GE can violate the natural protections and rules which are put into place by nature, for instance, normally corn and fish could not breed and produce an organism with fish and corn DNA. But this is what GE is capable of doing by circumventing natures rules.

      GE is extremely dangerous technology and it simply isnt worth the risk to human and environmental health.

    10. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      If a "Mutagen" could be created so that SCUBA divers didn't need tanks, and the Nitrogen in the blood was released by exhaling; I know of a market of about 20 million divers that would line up for this bad boy.

    11. Re:Leave genes to the geneticists by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      I have not studied extensively DNA, proteins, or even simple chemistry. I believe, however, that these things can be modeled, and explored. We'll find some self-organizing results, and self-distroying results. It does take quite the balance for a creature to exist -- take away the sequence for the high-affinity choline receptor, and you get a creature that just doesn't work all that well. This type of knock-out mouse will be fine until it starts breathing on it's own, and not having that particular receptor, it's unable to maintain the balande of chemicals for things like breathing. It will die in like 24 hours. I asked on this one. I got the concept right though.

      Yes, creating small mutant creatures that don't work right, is definately gross and distasteful. Without that kind of research, though, we really wouldn't get anywhere. I'm quite glad that it's not my job, but then again, I don't have to deal with SCO, or Novel, or Microsoft either.

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  44. This is nothing - we design genes all the time by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    In fact, a friend of mine did two major variants just this quarter at the Baker labs down the hall, one with a luminescent rocker switch and one with a ligand-activated toggle.

    Just making it all pretty doesn't mean you know what it will do. It's more important to understand how it will work and how the whole chain will be impacted than it does being able to just visualize it.

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    1. Re:This is nothing - we design genes all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Baker's on the Scientific Advisory Board of the company, as is the head of the lab I'm joining shortly. So they (probably) do have a handle on what they are and aren't capable of doing.

      Your friend's toggle construct sounds like Wendell Lim's 'modular allostery' idea ("Reprogramming control of an allosteric signaling switch through modular recombination", Science 301:1904-1908.) ... In response to some of the people talking about protein folding, the Lim lab's paper demonstrates a nice way to exploit the modularity of the design of natural proteins in order to reengineer them without having to do lots of computationally intensive modeling.

      Although, come to think of it, I saw Baker's former postdoc Tanja Kortemme give an impressive talk about how she used structure based modeling to redesign a pair of interacting proteins so that the remodelled proteins bound to each other but not their non-engineered forms. (She just bagged a faculty position at UCSF out of it!)

      And, final thought, given the text of the article I totally don't blame the Slashdotters for having no friggin' clue what the company is trying to do. (I don't & I'm perhaps about to get a PhD in this stuff)

  45. clone droplet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but would it be able to create a droplet for star destroyers or death stars?

  46. Ain't gonna happen by nanoakron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hate to say it, but this sounds like a pipedream. They want to 'take the proteins and tweak them' an dthen have a computer program spit out the DNA required to make that protein.

    Well whoop-de-do. I'd like to make a computer that can generate wormholes. Doesn't mean it's going to happen.

    Firstly, protein modelling is notoriously complex. Remember folding@home? http://folding.stanford.edu/
    That's right - hundreds of thousands of computers cracking the problem of 12 amino acid chains. That's an oligopeptide, sort of like a 'protein lite'. Real proteins are hundreds to thousands of amino acids long.

    IBM's Blue Gene supercomputers were even specifically designed with protein folding simulations in mind - read http://www.research.ibm.com/bluegene/.

    So this company seems to be doing the following

    1 Come up with nifty, but blindingly obvious, idea
    2 Crack the age-old problem of accurately simulating protein folding
    3 Profit!!!

    It's just that step one is literally so obvious that you could ask a kid. And step 2 is so notoriously complex that I don't expect this company to amount to anything more than a plughole for research grants.

    -Nano.

    1. Re:Ain't gonna happen by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      Oops...some other really tough problems they'll also have to solve along the way:

      1 - Synthesising DNA chains more than 1,000bp long in one go...not easy. http:///http://www.dna.biosource.com/> Even long-established companies can't put together more than a few dozen basepairs in a custom chain.

      2 - Eukaryotic proteins require chaperonins to assist folding. Which chaperonin goes where and when to help which part of folding? Noone really knows. Good luck solving that one. http://www.chaperone.sote.hu/Examples.html

      3 - Glycosylation and post-translational modification. That's right, you've now got to solve the species specific addition of sugars and other bits and pieces to your newly synthesised protein. We can almost do it in hamsters...nice try in humans. I'll give you 10 years solid research at the least. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd= Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=8063726&dopt=Abstract - just one of many original research papers on this huge topic.

      So this ain't gonna happen any time soon. Photoshop for proteins? Sure, just like etch-a-sketch for car manufacturing.

      -Nano.

    2. Re:Ain't gonna happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot an important step in your business plan:

      1.5 Compare your idea to a completely unrelated, but well-known and cool technology, so that ignorant people will give you research money.

    3. Re:Ain't gonna happen by ABCC · · Score: 1

      In other words, american scientists are hopelessly behind in genetic research, and will soon require 'wizards' to aid them in becoming the 'high priests' of science once again.

      oh well, maybe a few VCs and a PR firm will make a few bob out of this

    4. Re:Ain't gonna happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on. Being able to copy and paste/create new DNA is child's play (BACs anyone?). The hard part comes in understanding the corresponding polypeptide's native state, which of course would have to precede the whole designer gene idea. How do you know what sequence of DNA to synthesize if you can't accurately predict how the amino acid sequence is going to act in its environment? The implications, however, are mind boggling. Bacterial production (or eukaryotic for that matter) of carbon nanotubes has already been mentioned. Also, think about how diverse protein structure are. This technology has applications everywhere: medicine, materials, energy solutions, etc. It seems reasonable that even if we can't make the cell/organism synthesize the desired end product, we could always design the catalysts that can, and use them in vitro.

    5. Re:Ain't gonna happen by ta+ma+de · · Score: 1
      Saying it aint gonna happen is about as credible as saying it will. Any new endeavor entails risk with an uncertain outcome. Protein folding does currently seem complicated, however in chemistry, most things have simple and sensible explanations once a better understanding is established. e.g. the HOMO and LUMO problem.

      I'm paraphrasing and spelling will suck, "the HOMO and LUMO of a diene and dienophille must be in electronic agreement," was a sentence that won a nobel prize. It was a very complicated problem that seemed impossible but once understood it became very simple and sensible. I'm not saying protein folding will be equally easy once understood, just that things that seem complicated might in fact be simple.

      At least they are trying to develop software that, provided they are make it work, will help researches find cures to disease faster. Their work may save lives ... will yours?

    6. Re:Ain't gonna happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to say it, but this sounds like a pipedream. They want to 'take the proteins and tweak them' an dthen have a computer program spit out the DNA required to make that protein.

      I hope you agree that the Forbes article is horribly lacking scientific details. (Probably VC's trying to drum up more investors.)

      I'm willing to bet that their goal is downstream of where you think of it. Not "what protein provides this function", but "what DNA makes this protein/peptide chain."

      Given their companies name, their goal is probably the less ambitious. "I have a protein sequence, what is the best DNA sequence which would express this protein in a given host.", as well as a cheap way of making that DNA sequence.

      Note that the article is "Photoshop for DNA", not "Photoshop for proteins"

    7. Re:Ain't gonna happen by william.gunn · · Score: 1

      Did you see the little sentence saying they've already gotten $42 million from the bill and melinda gates foundation? They damn well better do something with all that.

  47. No photoshop but programming language by La+Gris · · Score: 1

    There is a better parallel with CAD programs than, with art design tools like Photoshop.

    A better even better parallel could be with languages and toolkits.

    Consider DNA as a binary code
    Consider RNA memory access lines
    Consider Ribosomes as the processing units.

    Let"s add a DNA code assembler and a high level language to design the DNA code, access protocols and interactions vith chemicals input / output.

    Use real cells as factory or use nanotechnology.

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  48. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft DNA editor.
    Brrrrrr..... So scarry... All these blue creatures.

  49. Ooooooohhhhhh yeeeeaaah!!!! / Duffman by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    "taking material from multiple organisms and using them to create new, functional genes."


    I see no possible way how this could lead to trouble. Michael Chrichton will get three or four books outta this one!

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    1. Re:Ooooooohhhhhh yeeeeaaah!!!! / Duffman by Golias · · Score: 1

      I see no possible way how this could lead to trouble. Michael Chrichton will get three or four books outta this one!

      Two or three of which will be made into crappy blockbusters which will make the person sitting next to you at the coffee shop foolishly consider themselves well-informed on the topic.

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    2. Re:Ooooooohhhhhh yeeeeaaah!!!! / Duffman by QuantumLeaper · · Score: 1
      "taking material from multiple organisms and using them to create new, functional genes."

      I see no possible way how this could lead to trouble. Michael Chrichton will get three or four books outta this one!

      I thought he already got a few books out this, anyone remember Jurassic Park? The added DNA from frogs(?) to complete the DNA for the dinos. Thats why the Dinos could start reproducing.

  50. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark me as a FOB (Fan of Bill)

    Usually people say "Friend of Bill".

  51. Old news by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? This has been shipping with the default load of MovieOS for YEARS!

  52. Writing off business expenses as charity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates uses "charity" donations as a marketing tool.

    Remember those "computer for classroooms" "charity" writeoffs?

    If the average Joe tried to "give" money to an organization that turned around and gave it back to him and then he wrote it off as charity, then he'd be in a federal "pound them in the ass" prison.

    Taxes truly are for the little people.

    1. Re:Writing off business expenses as charity. by rackhamh · · Score: 1

      Remember those "computer for classroooms" "charity" writeoffs?

      If the average Joe tried to "give" money to an organization that turned around and gave it back to him and then he wrote it off as charity, then he'd be in a federal "pound them in the ass" prison.


      Yeah! And he gives millions of dollars to AIDS work so that the recipients will just turn around and give AIDS back to him! If the average Joe did that...

      Hmm... I guess that logic can only be carried so far... ;)

  53. RE: PhotoShop for DNA by MrCopilot · · Score: 1

    He's dead man, what an insensitive gift. He needs like, reanimator, or something.

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  54. At last! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I get to make that chrome-effect frog I've always wanted. Cool!!!

    1. Re:At last! by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Stewart Tartan Bumblebees!

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  55. DRMNA? by MadRocketScientist · · Score: 1

    I own the rights to the "forever-perky breasts" gene sequence. In lieu of a cash royalties, I am willing to negotiate other forms of payment from all persons posessing this gene.

  56. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

    I don't know...a lot of the super-super rich are very generous.

    It's been that way since the first super-super rich.

    Ever heard of Carnagie Melon university? Or Carnagie hall? Vanderbilt? And yet these men were called robber barons.

    The list of generous donations goes on and on for the super-rich.

    It's still not as big a sacrifice as me donating $5 to a local charity.

    Also, does the good they do outweigh the harm they do to society? Doubtful. It's equally doubtful for most super-rich men. I think it's a way to ease their conscience about all the horrible things they've done.

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  57. dreamgirl by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    Now I can photoshop my dreamgirl *for real*

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  58. This is AutoCAD for DNA... by stankulp · · Score: 1

    ...not PhotoShop for DNA.

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  59. Oh No! What IS that? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    "I don't know what it is, but it's DNA spells out my name."

  60. Now instead of celebrity Photoshop'ed Pr0n by syntap · · Score: 1

    You can MAKE the celbrity yourself! For your very own :)

  61. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by rackhamh · · Score: 1

    Also, does the good they do outweigh the harm they do to society? Doubtful. It's equally doubtful for most super-rich men. I think it's a way to ease their conscience about all the horrible things they've done.

    I'd be interested to hear how you think Microsoft's antitrust violations are more significant than the hundreds of millions of dollars the B&M Gates foundation donates to AIDS research, education, health initiatives, and technology.

    I mean, I'm sure you hate Bill with a passion, but the causes that he donates to are FAR more important than some piddling software rivalries.

    Also, it concerns me when people who donate are accused of "just easing their conscience". We should be grateful for every dollar donated to these causes. Attributing generosity to ulterior motives simply adds another barrier to future donations. We should encourage philanthropy, not punish it with unsubstantiated accusations of emotional instability.

  62. Blur by VeganBob · · Score: 1

    I hope no one gets blurred...

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  63. nobody sees the downside? by coreman · · Score: 1

    in the hands of the wrong person, this allows any idiot to design a better plague. Why do people always see these things in the light of how it will be GOOD and never the downside. Do we really need easier bioterrorism?

    1. Re:nobody sees the downside? by Bisqwit · · Score: 1

      Fight weapons with weapons.
      Use the same trick to create medicins. Bioengineered medicins.

      Or perhaps bioengineered humans to endure those plagues...

      Yes, it is scary.

  64. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, it concerns me when people who donate are accused of "just easing their conscience". We should be grateful for every dollar donated to these causes. Attributing generosity to ulterior motives simply adds another barrier to future donations. We should encourage philanthropy, not punish it with unsubstantiated accusations of emotional instability.
    ====
    In that case, I wouldnt venture out in the real world if I was you. Most business magazines always cover topics such as how to maximize your generosity so as to better reflect on your organization and the first rule is kids and the infirm. Old people give the least value for the buck because no one cares if an old person is sick and in pain. It doesnt maximize enough publicity.

    Its a business decision pure and simple. It depends on people like you saying "Well, Mikey D cant be that bad, they do have the Ronald Manor for kids."

    Of course, believing PR is ingrained in the US psyche as any political campaign will prove.

    Im pretty sure Georges Bush has given money for some sick orphans somewhere, so I guess it makes him alright.

  65. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they keep trying to kill off BSD!

  66. Could this affect DNA used in criminal cases? by Dejohn · · Score: 1

    The first thing I thought of is how this might affect DNA used in criminal cases. If it becomes simple to manipulate DNA, would it be possible for a forensic analyst to, say, grease the wheels a bit on finding the "right" DNA on a particular item? It seems that if the DNA on an object were manipulated to mirror another's DNA, the switch wouldn't be so easily traceable. Then again, the analyist could always clean the item and tamper with it in a variety of other ways too.

  67. Ob Strongbad ref by rlp · · Score: 1

    Great, now I can be one of those deep-sea fangly fish with a party deck on the back ... or Sterance.

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  68. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by rackhamh · · Score: 1

    You're missing the point. A dollar to AIDS research is a dollar to AIDS research, *whatever* the reasons for donating. There is nothing to be gained by criticizing the wealthiest donors.

    In the "real world", which you so kindly reminded me of, there is also such a concept as "pragmatism".

  69. Keeping sf ahead of the science... by alschroeder · · Score: 1

    Well, so much for my webcomics character at other devices keeping above the curve of science....that software sounds very like the "lifeloom" described, or even the "metamother". Oh, well. It was inevitable that someone sooner or later would build an easier interface to do genetic manipulation.---Al

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  70. Pikachu Overlords by DarthStrydre · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new bioengineered Pikachu Overlords!

  71. Reminds me of.... by rmallico · · Score: 1

    The Island of Dr Moreau.... (ouch) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116654/

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  72. Undo by fr2asbury · · Score: 1

    Thank goodness for the Edit/Undo button.

  73. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, does the good they do outweigh the harm they do to society? Doubtful. It's equally doubtful for most super-rich men. I think it's a way to ease their conscience about all the horrible things they've done.

    Yeah, because shady business practices are so much worse than fucking cancer.

    You're being such a fucking child when you assume that a person has to do "horrible things" in order to get rich; that greed is the only motivator for wealth, and that guilt is the only motivator for charity.

  74. Great by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 1

    Now we can look forward to FARK Gene Manipulation contests. How will they link the NSFW entries?

  75. Cross Species Genetic Mixing by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    This could be interesting and scary at the same time.

    But wait, we've already grafted human brain cells in to mice (Pinky & the Brain anyone?) and I have to wonder what new horrors this will bring up.

    Sure, we've sequenced the genes but we don't know what a vast majority of them actually do. That actual process will take years.

    But on the flip side - we've been hybridizing for hundreds of years. Just look what new and exciting fruits we've obtained through cross polenation.

    Now imagine what new and exciting human fruits we'll creat.

  76. Next on Law & Order... by Aggrav8d · · Score: 0

    Your honor, members of the jury. My client intends to prove that shortly after being conceived his father, client senior, willfully and and with maliciously intent applied the "smudge" and "fade" tools to various parts of my client's defenseless DNA. Client senior's lawyers will try to dazzle you with science and tell you that client senior used the "clone" tool to remove unsightly blemishes. It's a nice story, but there's no proof. In fact the only concrete evidence is the telltale watermarks left by the Genoshop software. Members of the jury, once you have reviewed the evidence I am certain you will find client senior guilty on all counts of first degree geomanipulation, unlicensed use of a Sony Mark III resequencer, and theft of two copies of Genoshop 4.1. Thank you."

    ...It's funny but I hope it gets modded insightful.

    1. Re:Next on Law & Order... by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

      Your too low in the discussion. It's sad that if you have a witty or interesting item to post about the discussion will NEVER see the light of day. No matter how many times you come back to see if someone replied or modded it, the post will never move and remain at zero.

      But a lame first post will ALWAYS be modded Funny.

  77. Already has happened, dude by Dioscorea · · Score: 1

    Hate to say it, but this sounds like a pipedream. They want to 'take the proteins and tweak them' an dthen have a computer program spit out the DNA required to make that protein.

    Well whoop-de-do. I'd like to make a computer that can generate wormholes. Doesn't mean it's going to happen.

    Can't promise much in the way of wormholes, but Homme Hellinga and David Baker's groups already make software for protein design.

    Synthetic biology's been around for a while (see also e.g. Adam Arkin). This is just Drew's startup getting column inches in Forbes, and then getting eagerly lapped up by Zonk, as far as I can see.

  78. Sounds like meatlegging to me by Dioscorea · · Score: 1
    "Meat - a growth industry"

    We certainly don't call any of our clients 'The Meat', or 'Pork Chop #1'. That's just tabloid nonsense. And while we're skewering misconceptions, the job isn't as glamorous as you might think. Although I go to club and restaurant openings, film premières, first nights, fashion shows and stay in first-class hotels all around the world, I'm not there to enjoy myself. I'm there to prevent any live cells from my clients' bodies falling into the hands of meatleggers.

    ....

  79. High-throughput DNA synthesis by Dioscorea · · Score: 1

    Currently, it's easy to 1) amplify large chunks of DNA verbatim and 2) change individual nucleotides. What is difficult is making large blocks of novel or heavily modified sequence, as it's expensive or impossible to synthesize them from nucleotides. Codon Devices seems to have a way to generate large chunks of customized sequence.

    This is certainly on its way, whether from Codon Devices or elsewhere. See e.g. this paper by George Church et al on using microfluidics for DNA synthesis.

    BTW, it's not currently impossible to synthesize DNA, just obscenely expensive at $1.45 per nucleotide.

    1. Re:High-throughput DNA synthesis by Otter · · Score: 1
      See e.g. this paper [nih.gov] by George Church et al on using microfluidics for DNA synthesis.

      I think that's precisely what they're doing. (Church is on their board; I don't know what the patent situation for that method is.)

      BTW, it's not currently impossible to synthesize DNA, just obscenely expensive at $1.45 per nucleotide.

      There's the cost, but also there's a limit to the length you can make with existing methods, especially if you need a semi-decent yield.

    2. Re:High-throughput DNA synthesis by Dioscorea · · Score: 1

      There's the cost, but also there's a limit to the length you can make with existing methods, especially if you need a semi-decent yield.

      hmmmm, IANASB (i am not a synthetic biologist) but shouldn't you just be able to synthesize a bunch of fragments and then stitch them together somehow..... a bit of sloppiness at the stitching-points would be OK if you were e.g. in yeast, 'cos you could put those points inside introns.....

      there must be some way to assemble a bunch of DNA fragments! e.g. by giving them uniquely complementary flanking sequences, then using an integrase or transposase or, uhm, something like that?

  80. I want a liger! by Aslan72 · · Score: 1
    'It's quite possibly my favorite animal. It's a lion and tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic.'

    --pete

  81. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now can have real live Ackbar's running around yelling "It's a trap!"

  82. DNAHack by TheSync · · Score: 1

    DNAhack.Com is the website for amateur genetic engineering. This would be great for that!

  83. What??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Michael Jackson is trying to look like a Mormon"

    OK, I must have missed something here.
    I've seen Jackson, and seen lots of Mormons (of various colors/races/countries/ages/languages), and don't see the connection.

  84. Seems more like CAD than Photoshop... by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

    Unless all they plan to produce is pretty pictures of DNA... I wonder if it will incorporate the physical and chemical properties of the agents or will they just be able to string together whatever sequences they want?

  85. Donate to bad causes, also by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Donate to bad causes, also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a fucking break. Planned Parenthood is equivalent to the KKK because they provide abortions to black women who ASK for them???

      You must be a complete fucking idiot if you think a voluntary medical procedure is somehow the same as kidnapping adults and stringing them up from trees.

      Or if you think that Planned Parenthood somehow preferentially performs abortions on black women. Planned Parenthood is available in just about every sizeable city. You know why? Because there is DEMAND and a NEED for their services. Perhaps you would prefer for teens to be running around having babies. Yes, that would be nice.

      But something tells me that you oppose abortion in general, equate it with murder, and that has somehow been twisted around in your head to equate with attempted genocide.

      Just when I thought the Internet couldn't get any crazier...

    2. Re:Donate to bad causes, also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fairness, abortion is a highly emotive issue, but a lot of people would think that that group was quite reasonable. Comparing them to the Klu Klux Klan is bizarre. They're a FAMILY PLANNING GROUP (tho the headline "Seniors get condom sense" conjures up images I didn't want :D

    3. Re:Donate to bad causes, also by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      PP is equivalent because they kill black people and many times target them because of their race. The founder of PP has even come out and said she was proud of being a speaker at a KKK meeting.

      Tell me, are these unborn children actually volunteering to be killed? I highly doubt it, and even if they are, suicide is not acceptable.

      There is never a need to kill anyone. Procreation is a natural consequence and purpose of sexual union. Sexual union done without that goal in mind is equivalent to jumping off a cliff while yelling "I want to live!". People should unite only with their spouses for the purposes of unity *and* procreation. If teens do so within a marital relationship for the correct reasons, there is no problem.

      Abortion *is* murder and not even abortionists try to deny it.

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    4. Re:Donate to bad causes, also by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      Abortion is murder, plain and simple.

      If you actually read the website, you would see that there are plenty of reasons PP is just the KKK reorganised.

      If a family has serious reasons to put off another child, the parents in the family should not be making the attempt to procreate. Simple as that.

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  86. WHO THE FUCK MODDED THIS FUNNY???? nt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  87. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by idontgno · · Score: 1
    geeks as the only ones doing gene manipulation the old way (by hand at the console).

    Perhaps the best euphemism since "left-handed mousing." ROFLMAO.

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  88. In that case by T'hain+Esh+Kelch · · Score: 0

    Woman definately need an alpha channel that we can switch on and off!

  89. Great for biologists/biochemists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will greatly increase simple molecular cloning in the lab. My co-op student in a microbiology lab is currently spending weeks trying to do the PCR, subcloning, transformations, mutagenesis and sequencing before she can make her fusion protein. To custom order an expression vector with our choice of promoter, tags, selection marker etc would completely change basic scientific biological research. For example this would have impact on anyone who clones proteins (Biochemistry, Microbiology, Immunology, Molecular Biology, Genetics, Physiology and Cell Biology and there are probably more that I can't think of right now).

    After simple cloning you can look at engineering metabolic pathways, engineering novel proteins, engineering protein expression networks. etc. etc. etc.

    The difficulty right now is that we can synthesize DNA fragments easily up to about 100 nucleotides (and IANAS (I am not a synthesis person) so I am making what I think is an optimistic guess - ordering oligos up to 50 nucleotides is pretty standard). A current small expression vector is 2000 base pairs (pairs of nucelotides). I wonder what their technological leap is (or is going to be). The article is short on details and just says synthesis details are published in Nature (no reference).

  90. Wrong Title for Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should have read:

    Vapor: Fishing for Publicity

  91. Re:$42.6 million grant from the Bill & Melinda by Kluge66 · · Score: 1

    The grant from Gates was *not* given to the company mentioned in the article. It was to a different company (Amyris) that happens to share a founder. Amyris will use the money to try to develop a cheaper source of a naturally occurring antimalarial compound (artemisinin).

  92. You need a decent monitor, of course. by Blancmange · · Score: 1

    I use a 3,221,225,472 x 4 super-wide screen Trinitron when I'm editing my own DNA.

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  93. goatse.cx by iced_tea · · Score: 0

    the goat man was created c. 1998, thanks to a top secret project just like this that went ary!

    stop!!

  94. The DARK SIDE of all this by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    You make toying with genes sound like fun. But this field is rife with potential for bad unforseen consequences.

    Suppose somebody designs a breed of dog that can run twice as fast as a greyhound. Thousands of the cute critters are bred, but it turns out that this breed also invariably develops severe osteoarthritis at three years of age. A great deal of suffering has just resulted from somebody's "toying".

    Things get worse when you start to mix in human genes. At what point should you start to accord human rights to the creature -- when its genome is 5% human? 50%? 90%? 95%?

    What kind of suffering have you created when an organism that's 70% human wants to interact with us "real" humans and finds itself at a disadvantage...
    Treated like a pariah by the pure humans.
    Or confused by a hybrid sex drive.
    Or cursed with a feline desire to kill smaller mammals.
    Or endowed with slightly superhuman abilities like the ability to jump 30 feet, yet barred from the track meet.
    Or reeking of skunk musk.
    Or able to comprehend but not speak.
    Or consumed by dark thoughts, because she's the only one of her kind.

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    1. Re:The DARK SIDE of all this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when its genome is 5% human? 50%? 90%? 95%?

      Not to take away from your other points, but chimpanzees already share >95% of our genome. Hell I think turtles share ~70%.

  95. Gives a whole new meaning.... by SysKoll · · Score: 1

    It gives a whole new meaning to the term "to photoshop a moustache on a woman's face".

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    1. Re:Gives a whole new meaning.... by bernywork · · Score: 1

      Just wait for menopause, no periods gives them plenty of time to tend to their new moustaches.....

      *For everyone who can't tell this is a joke*

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  96. Um... NO by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    Like most advances in biotechnology, "any idiot" has no hope of using the technique (whatever the hell it actually is). Heck, half the molecular biologists out there will be incapable of using it properly if it's anything like other research tools.

    And one more thing... this is all expensive. Very, very expensive. Even a basic (and I mean BASIC, as in you could maybe do three experiments) molecular bio lab starts at many tens of thousands of dollars. That's with teaching grade supplies and equipment, not real research quality stuff. Nobody's making the next plague in their basement even with this technique (whatever the hell it actually is).

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    1. Re:Um... NO by coreman · · Score: 1

      BUT all those people bent on doing it will have that much easier a time as well. Terrorists seem to be well funded and this lowers the bar from the person needed being a one of a kind researcher to a one in a million person. it DOES make it more achieveable

  97. speaking of me (company co-founder) by chthonicphage · · Score: 1

    Four quick comments:

    (1) I don't think that we really know how to engineer biology yet. Progress at the moment is taking the form of adapting (stealing?) past lessons from other engineering disciplines, from when they got started back in the "good old days," and seeing if they are worth a damn in biology. Ideas like (i) standardization, (ii) abstraction, and (iii) decoupling. We've got a lot of work to do. Help. Check out the Registry of Standard Biological Parts as one place to get started.

    (2) I'm really freaked out by the idea that we might see a "microsoft equivalent" developing in biological engineering. Imagine if our wheat in the year 2050 is running the equivalent of Windows95. That seems like a "bad idea." Please see comment (4) below.

    (3) I'm also concerned by the possible, future mis-application of biological technology. But, I think that the only way to deal with this problem is to (i) expect that it will, at some point in time, happen, and (ii) make sure that there are many, many, many more people who understand what is going on and who can work together to fix the problems. Mitigation of future biological risk feels like solving problems related to the security of an open distributed network. Imagine if I told you that nobody was going to write computer viruses and not to worry about network security. The same thing is going to become true in biology, we just have to make sure that the numbers of folks who are disposed to cause harm are very small relative to the numbers of folks who are empowered and want to be constructive. See this PDF for more thoughts on this topic (apologies if it seems a bit abstract).

    (4) We (some folks at MIT and all over) are starting a not-for-profit called the BioBricks Foundation (BBF) to help promote the development of open biotechnology. Here's the current plan (very early). Please help if you want (or by a T-shirt when they are ready)! I'm donating all stock/income that I might receive from working with Codon to the BBF.

    Thanks/take it easy!

    Drew

  98. Here's the published paper by JuliusSu · · Score: 1

    Prof. Church synthesizes long DNA sequences with remarkable fidelity by using parallel synthesis and amplification on a gene chip (ordered array of shorter DNA sequences). Paper.

    Remember last year when researchers created polio virus from scratch? Paper. It took 3 years to make the 7500 bp genome -- this new technology would make this kind of project easier.

  99. Your water is dangerous too by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    Your water is dangerous too! Do you have filters on your water tap? I drink straight from the tap.

    Hell, if I could find out which GM foods were, I'd like to try 'em. Who cares if it's a bigger tomato, and is perhaps jucier and more tasty? I do, and that's what I think I want in a tomato, not a dinky little spotted nasty rotted thing -- which is what I see alot as an excuse for a natural tomato.

    Selective breeding has been going on for longer than I care to speculate. And how bad is that? A bigger, tastier, insect-resistant tomato?

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