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  1. Too late on Happy 35th birthday, RFC 1! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it too late to raise comments now?

  2. What do you expect from scummy lawyers? on Lawyers Using Databases To Grab Clients · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Particularly nauseating fact from this case was the company who proudly boasted "we are experts in drug cases" on the envelope.

    Still, you shouldn't expect any more from these pond life.

    Jolyon

  3. Concept Good, at first. on Passport to Nowhere · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At first, the concept of a global authentication system seems great. We all have too many passwords to remember, the idea behind Passport seems great.

    But in reality, there isn't anyone who is secure enough, trustworthy enough, powerful enough and smart enough to pull off a system that would work and would be trusted.

    You need to have the strength and power to be able to build such a system, and with those, trust invariably goes out of the window.

    So for now I'll keep all my passwords in my brain, and pay the price of my mistrust.

    Jolyon

  4. Re:Tell news on Mounting Evidence for Water on Mars · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yep, just like that other NASA falsehood that the Spirit rover dug the first artificial hole in Mars recently, when we know that the European Beagle lander did that late last year.

    Jolyon

  5. Sort out their indexing problems first on Google's Bigger Index · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I do hope they manage to sort out their recent indexing problems first. For many searches altavista is now showing far better relevent result searches than google - since their attempted cull of 'spam' sites last december which kind of backfired. They have improved things this year, but the quality of their search results is not as good as it was last year. Now, they need to figure out how to get rid of all the useless sites that are just shopping directories full of espotting URLs and similar and with no real content. Funnily enough, their anti-spamsite code seemed to actually promote these up the rankings on many search terms, while penalising many sites containing genuine content.

    Many people said that Google were using deliberate tactics to encourage small e-commerce websites to spend more on adwords, but I believe this wasn't deliberate - their index is so big that they simply can't tell what the results of their changes are going to do to the search orders for all the search options that people are going to use - and they simply didn't realise in advance the problems they were going to cause. And google have made efforts to minimise the damage since then, but they still need to do more.

    Jolyon

  6. Re:There's a moral to this story on Return of the King Wins Four Golden Globes · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I agree with you, and I'm not the only one

    Go to http://news.bbc.co.uk, and type in

    shit movie

    into the search box and see what comes up

    Jolyon

  7. Not that stupid on Microsoft Revenue Up, Tries to Hook Third World · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The third world are not that stupid. They know what accepting these microsoft hand-outs would mean.

    Microsoft are acting just the same as the drug dealer offering the first fix for free.

    Jolyon

  8. Get back to ordinary bricks! on Lego to Stop Producing Mindstorms · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too many of the new lego products have so few generic bricks and too many specialist bricks that can't easily be used for other things, eg, you can build a lego buggy into, um, a slightly different buggy, but not a lot else.

    Get back to providing big bags of ordinary bricks, and encourage creativity!

    Jolyon

  9. If you're in the UK and get junk faxes on fax.com Finally Fined $5M For Fax Spam · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're in the UK and receive junk sales faxes, then you can block 99.9% of them by registering with the Fax Preference Services at www.fpsonline.org.uk.

    After 1 May 1999 it became illegal to send faxes to individuals without prior consent, and businesses have the right to 'opt-out', which is what this list manages. I used to get dozens of junk faxes a week, after registering in August 2001 I have had no more than 2 or 3, so it definately works - although it takes 3-4 weeks for the block to become active.

    Obviously, as it's a marketing industry-run scheme (which they had to do to prevent government-enforced action), they don't go out of their way to advertise this list, but it does work.

    Jolyon

  10. Very simple reason on Dell Throws In For The +R/+RW Standard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All single-format recorders, such as +RW drives, are effectively end-of-line items, so Dell can buy up inventories at knock-down prices. If they could have got -RW at a buck cheaper, they'd have gone that way, there is no other reason! Jolyon

  11. Prior Art on A Day in the Life of a Patent Examiner · · Score: 3, Funny

    It must be hard to go through hundreds of thousands of documents looking for prior art. look how hard it is sometimes for the slashdot editors to read through a couple of plages to look for previous posts of the same story :) (and yes, I know this story is ok)

  12. Re:Idiots on "Spim" is Latest Online Annoyance · · Score: 1

    Indeed - I was annoyed to find that the acronym for the certification courses I was planning to set up was already taken

    Certified Unix Network Technicians

    So I'll have to think of something else.

  13. Re:open waps... on New Wireless Security Standard Has Old Problem? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yep, you'll be able to quite easily prove that the pr0n was never on your computer - the problem is that you'll have to wait until *after* the authorities have broken down your door at 6am and taken away all your computers for analysis.... And persuading your ISP to let you re-register as a customer once they've cut off your account.

    Jolyon

  14. At least use WEP! on New Wireless Security Standard Has Old Problem? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't matter how easy to break a new system is, it's better than having no security.

    I recently took my laptop on a trip across Toronto and in a couple of hours spotted around 60 wireless networks. Around 80% had NO encryption enabled at all. And yes, the most common SSIDs are 'default' and 'linksys'.

    So make a system more complex and people won't use it - which defeats the whole object of it.

    Jolyon

  15. Just remember... on Free Software As Nigerian Scam · · Score: 1

    that for each action, there is an equal, and opposite, reactionary.

    Jolyon

  16. What's wrong with you people? on Robot Sales Are Exploding · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    15 comments and no 'I, for one' joke yet! What's wrong with the slashdotters tonight?

    Jolyon

  17. Lazy People! on Robot Sales Are Exploding · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I'll wait until I can get a robot that'll go down to the Gym and exercise on my behalf.

    Jolyon

  18. Sci Fi Channel on Wanted: a Real Science Channel · · Score: 1

    Um, there's a reason why it's called the Science Fiction channel.

    Just sit back and pretend to be entertained. Or switch over. Bah.

  19. Crazy cellphone charging system on Telemarketers to Target Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    Well, this kind of thing will happen when you have a system where you have to pay for the airtime to receive calls. In the UK, we pay nothing to receive calls on mobile (excepting ongoing costs of the line rental of course), it costs more for a caller to call a mobile number than it does to call a land line, which is how it should be. If someone wants to call me on my mobile, I expect them to pay for it, especially if they're trying to sell something.

    The system in the UK also relies on mobile numbers being easily identifiable, and they all start with 07... so you know when you're calling a normal line (starts with 01... or 02...) or a mobile, otherwise it wouldn't be fair to the caller.

    Jolyon

  20. Re:what's next in line for 111? on Element 110 Now Darmstadtium · · Score: 1

    That's nothing, there are 4 elements named after one town in Sweden (Ytterby)

    Yttrium
    Ytterbium
    Terbium
    Erbium

    Jolyon

  21. Innovation with plugins on Microsoft Wins Browser War, Abandons 'Innovation' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait - Microsoft are going to be the first browser developers to release the new innovative "Do you want to run this plugin? [OK]" pop-up technology! They're way ahead of the game!

    Jolyon

  22. Re:You're absolutely wrong. on Man Vs Machine In Chess - Who Is Winning? · · Score: 1

    Reading back my own comment I realise I forgot about the possiblity of pawn promotion. Doh!
    I guess you'll have to calculate it the expensive way after all.
    Jolyon

  23. Re:You're absolutely wrong. on Man Vs Machine In Chess - Who Is Winning? · · Score: 1

    Well, you could store each chessboard as the positions of each of the 32 pieces - that's 3 bits for X and 3 bits for Y position, plus another bit to state whether the piece is in play or not. 32 times 7 bits = 224 bits rather than 256.

    Not that it will make a great any difference to the outcome, although if someone did try they would be pleased to know that they had saved about 1x10^126 Joules, which should reduce their electricity bill somewhat.

    Jolyon

  24. I for one... on The State of Violent Gaming · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, no crappy joke this time..
    I for one enjoy playing violent games, in particular Grand Theft Auto Vice City... but if I had kids old enough to use a console, even as teenagers, I'd be very reluctant to let them play such a game. Am i a hypocrite?

    Jolyon

  25. More useful on Study Reveals How ISPs Responded to SiteFinder · · Score: 4, Funny

    My 404 page redirects people to www.mavisbeacon.com if they mistype a URL.