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  1. Um, on Where Do You Get Your IT News? · · Score: 1
  2. Re:Radiation Hormesis on Radiation-eating Fungi · · Score: 1

    Mamalian glands (I love that word - glands) start around the armpit.

    No they don't. Mammary glands, OTOH...

  3. My head hurts on Study Reveals What Women Want From IT Jobs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What on earth does In addition, there was little overlap among the women who reported that managers give up technical skills to develop management skills mean?

  4. Re:Administratively impossible? on Microsoft Too Busy To Name Linux Patents? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe it started like this:

    NOOOOoooobody expects the Ballmer Inquisition! Our chief weapon is patent nr 1,563,245...1,563,245 and 934,189...934,189 and 1,563,245.... Our two weapons are 934,189 and 1,563,245...and 2,100,003.... Our *three* weapons are patents nr 934,189, 1,563,245, and 2,100,003...and 2,100,004.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such patents as 934,189, 1,563,245.... I'll come in again.

  5. @#$% stock symbols on Why Web Pirates Can't Be Touched · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WTF is a bloody stock symbol doing in a /. summary?

    But when Time Warner's (nyse: TWX -- news -- people ) Warner Bros. studio accused them...

    It's annoying enough to trip over them when reading mainstream US news sites. Can we please keep them away from Slashdot? If I need the stock symbol for a company I either already know it because I'm an investor and it's my job to be elbow-deep in such arcana, or I can Google for it. If you really want to add it, use a bloody hyperlink instead of making the text unreadable with parenthesised shit.

  6. Over the top on How Far Should a Job Screening Go? · · Score: 1

    About 10 years ago I spent some time working for a defence contractor. My work didn't involve any classified material, but they did a pretty thorough background check anyway, including an investigation by the BVD (Dutch secret service). But they didn't fingerprint me!

  7. Re:Not ice on Strange Alien World Made of "Hot Ice" · · Score: 1

    there are actually 14 different types of solid water

    And the Eskimos have names for all of them?

  8. Re:Intense political pressure? on Shredded Secret Police Files Being Reassembled · · Score: 1

    It wasn't political pressure. The bags came with an attached note that read:

    Achtung! Alles Lookenspeepers!
    Das Papier ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy Blackmailen der Ex-Commies, Embarraseren der Politiker und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.


    Needless to say, the Fraunhofer people have taken a while to muster the courage to start the project.

  9. Re:PDF sucks on University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt Returns · · Score: 1

    Hypertext doesn't print friendly from your browser.

    What is this "print" you speak of?

  10. Oh, the irony on Disney Says, You WILL Watch the Ads · · Score: 2, Funny

    Playing on my iPod while reading this thread: "Professional pirate" (from the movie 'Muppet Treasure Island', produced by... Disney Pictures).

    Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
    I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated


    and also
    We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
    We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet

  11. Ultrasound? on Transform a Regular LCD Into a Touchscreen · · Score: 1

    1. is it 'ultra' enough to be completely inaudible? I've had some experience with ultrasonic devices for cleaning etc. and they are unbearable to be around due to the high-pitched shriek they emit. To be fair, this is at much higher power levels than this pen will use.

    2. Ultrasonics can be quite destructive, both on the laptop screen and on the bones in your hand (again, more of a problem at high power levels).

  12. Re:You young people..... on Microsoft Invents Split Screen PC · · Score: 1

    Bah. In my day, we only had two rocks to bang together, and I had to share those with my sister so we had one rock each.

  13. Re:Newsflash on The Elevator Effect In Second Life · · Score: 2, Funny

    My stack just overflowed, you insensitive clod!

  14. Re:Um, too late? on AACS Vows to Fight Bloggers · · Score: 1

    It seems the excrement has hit the airconditioning.

  15. Everything you wanted to know about on New Submarine Cable Planned Between SE Asia and US · · Score: 2, Interesting
  16. Re:My childhood in a nutshell on 25th Anniversary of the Sinclair ZX Spectrum · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, I had one of those too. The upgrade from 16 to 48 kB involved inserting the 8 memory chips, plus 4 others to control the extra memory. One of those control chips had to be hacked (one pin removed, and the adjacent pin bent to fit in the 'wrong' socket). Thankfully a friendly neighborhood nerd helped me out with that one (I was something like 14 yo at the time, had no idea the upgrade would be this complicated).

  17. Re:And, as we all know... on 25th Anniversary of the Sinclair ZX Spectrum · · Score: 1

    Or wanted to save your data reliably in which case the one with the disk drive was better (the microdrive didn't count, or for that matter the C2N).

    Actually, disk drives (both 5.25" and then-newfangled 3.5") were available for the Spectrum. Just not from Sinclair.

  18. Fair schedulers are for the weak on The Completely Fair Scheduler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Klingon multitasking systems do not support "time-sharing". When a Klingon program wants to run, it challenges the scheduler in hand-to-hand combat and owns the machine.

    (from here)

  19. Re:The Bible on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're going to follow Moseic law, you'd better follow all of it. Not interested in becoming a Jew? Then you might be interested to know the rules changed about 2k years ago:

    "But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.""
    John 8:7

  20. Re:oh noes, your hard-drives got pwnz0red on Star Trek Shields Now a Possibility? · · Score: 1

    developed by British scientists

    And produced by Lucas, Prince of Darkness, of course?

  21. Re:road trip! on The World's Longest Tunnel · · Score: 1

    how awesome would it be to stick the family in the SUV in florida and wind up in beijing? or berlin?

    Your plan lacks ambition. Try starting in Tierra del Fuego and ending up in Johannesburg.

  22. Re:It isn't that simple. on 1080p, Human Vision, and Reality · · Score: 1

    Have you ever noticed that lots of people have their widescreen TVs set to stretch 4:3 content to fit the screen? Apparently they prefer this horribly distorted content to having black bars. That, or they're too oblivious to notice. Maybe the TV manufacturers are catering to the lowest common denominator. I, for one, will go look for a TV that can display 1280x720 content without scaling.

  23. Re:Why do they keep trying? on Enforced Ads Coming to Flash Video Players · · Score: 1

    Would such a front-end be able to circumvent things like DRM?

  24. Re:Why do they keep trying? on Enforced Ads Coming to Flash Video Players · · Score: 1

    Flash has been on the market for years, including all sorts of bloody annoying misfeatures, and with determined Linux non-support. And yet, there's only one half-credible alternative (Gnash) and even that is pre-1.0. I suspect that "pretty soon" is wildly optimistic.

  25. Pfft on Was Videogaming Better Back in the Day? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...looks back at the dawn of videogaming, when we were all kids just typing in our games, one line of BASIC at a time

    Why, back in my day, we used to have to enter our games as opcodes in binary, using toggle switches, and our 'screen' was a set of Blinkenlights, and we liked it that way. Whippersnappers.