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Microsoft Invents Split Screen PC

An anonymous reader writes "New technology from Microsoft Research India in Bangalore could end the waiting game in offices with limited computers. Researchers are developing software that splits a computer screen in two halves, each side with its own operating system, desktop, applications, cursor and keyboard." Mom! Timmy is on my side of the screen again!

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  1. Fixed by fatduck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Researchers are developing software that splits a computer screen in two halves, each side with its own Vista CD-Key, desktop, Office 2007 license, cursor and keyboard. And don't even think about copying music from one side of the screen to the other, you pirate!
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    1. Re:Fixed by keird · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's like a guiness commerical.

      billg: you know how we've forced every computer user in the world to buy a copy of windows for their computer?
      steveb: yes
      billg: well, i've come up with a way to make them buy TWO copies of windows for each computer!
      steveb: brilliant!
      billg: brilliant!

    2. Re:Fixed by suv4x4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Researchers are developing software that splits a computer screen in two halves, each side with its own Vista CD-Key, desktop, Office 2007 license, cursor and keyboard. And don't even think about copying music from one side of the screen to the other, you pirate!

      give them credit where credit is due. The same research facility came up with another similar technology where you can attach multiple (unlimited) mice to a single PC and all operate independently. This means that you can put many kids on a single computer, and they can all play and learn, basically for free, as all the costs you have for adding one more child to the PC, is adding one more (USB) mouse. Neat, isn't it.

      Now this new technology seems to be targeted at education again, and if you can have each OS copy on a separate monitor (most cards today handle 2 monitors at least by standard), it's a really really good thing to have.

      Microsoft Research really puts out cool things, and this just a little bit of what they've done to advance interfaces, OS design, security etc. Not all of this technology goes directly in the next version of Office/Windows, but may be licensed to third parties for implementation, or be used in specific cases, such as the multi-mouse / split-screen technology.

    3. Re:Fixed by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      Even better. You need a PC with double Vista's system requirements.

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    4. Re:Fixed by iamacat · · Score: 1

      More importantly, a business has money to buy all these software licenses, but can not spare $50 to buy a 15" CRT monitor for a worker educated enough to use a computer in the first place. I really hope this is a hoax designed to attract attention to working conditions in Banglore. A PC with 8 monitors, 8 keyboards/mice and OSS could be useful for light office work or data entry though.

    5. Re:Fixed by eraser.cpp · · Score: 3, Informative

      To be fair, this is Microsoft Research we're talking about. They don't (directly) exist to fill Microsoft's pockets and mostly research problems/ideas broadly related to computer science. Many famous figures in CS work there, including the creators of LaTeX and Quicksort.

    6. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Never mind that someone made that same wisecrack here half an hour earlier, Karma whore.

    7. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Amiga had this... you could play Lemmings with two mice.

    8. Re:Fixed by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Not that I disagree, but seriously, you work for Microsoft, don't you? :P

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    9. Re:Fixed by timeOday · · Score: 5, Interesting

      if you can have each OS copy on a separate monitor (most cards today handle 2 monitors at least by standard), it's a really really good thing to have.
      Putting several terminals on a computer is a fine idea which has been done since long before the invention of the PC. But this is different; they are actually splitting a single screen in two. What a horrendous setup that is. And since the price of a display is superlinear in relation to its size, it wouldn't even be cheaper!
    10. Re:Fixed by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 5, Funny

      If necessary, a user can move her cursor to the other half of the screen, which opens the door on sharing and collaborating with documents.

      You are right there, just point at the screen. There's no need for virtual collaboration when you have physical collaboration. The ONLY time I can see this being a factor is if my colleague, who is having a heart attack, has the number to 911 in their Outlook Address book and I don't.

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    11. Re:Fixed by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Informative

      give them credit where credit is due. The same research facility came up with another similar technology where you can attach multiple (unlimited) mice to a single PC and all operate independently. Remarkable. I bet no one has ever thought of that before. This is why Microsoft is so successful. They come up with these ideas first, and then implement basic research prototypes that will likely never appear in any shipping product. By comparison open source and X11 has only managed a complete system that lets you hotplug as many mice and keyboards as like that you can install and have working right now.
    12. Re:Fixed by Garabito · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microsoft Research: The place where computer scientists produce cool ideas and innovations that never get into Microsoft products.

    13. Re:Fixed by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Worked for the shampoo industry:

      Lather, rinse, repeat.

      - RG>

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    14. Re:Fixed by 228e2 · · Score: 1

      The ONLY time I can see this being a factor is if my colleague, who is having a heart attack, has the number to 911 in their Outlook Address book and I don't. wait, whut?!?!

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    15. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      The good thing about this is, you can cram eight customer service reps in one Bangalore cubicle, thus generating better revenue. I hail the innovation!

      But the best part is, you can now fit two competitive WoW teams in the same cubicle on the same screen with different views, which is truly awesome.

      Leeeeeeeeeroy Manpat Sunanilimon! Yee haw!!!!!

    16. Re:Fixed by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      give them credit where credit is due

      No, thanks.
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    17. Re:Fixed by init100 · · Score: 1

      ...each side with its own Vista CD-Key, desktop, Office 2007 license, animated cursor and keyboard.

      There, fixed it for you.

    18. Re:Fixed by serialdogma · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, but with only one set of mouse pointer and keyboard focus.

    19. Re:Fixed by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Now this new technology seems to be targeted at education again, and if you can have each OS copy on a separate monitor (most cards today handle 2 monitors at least by standard), it's a really really good thing to have. What is really more practical. Running two operating systems on the same machine, or having two users use two desktops under the same os?

      Since modern plasma and LCD TVs can presently jack into a video card, I see the need to address the possiblity of having two sets of input devices. One for the media center, one for the work PC.

      Good idea, but hardly innovative.

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    20. Re:Fixed by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

      Didn't you see parents link?

    21. Re:Fixed by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, but with only one set of mouse pointer and keyboard focus. Uh, no. Watch the demo. You can have independent focus for each keyboard/mouse set that you care to hotplug in.
    22. Re:Fixed by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Multi-user games already have a split screen view with split keyboard controls.

    23. Re:Fixed by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Now if only there was a way to get paid per core and require a full license setup per head.

    24. Re:Fixed by dheera · · Score: 1

      This isn't anything new. It's called launching VMware twice, three times, or more.

      I bet Microsoft is doing this so that it can claim the patent, then promptly sue VMware and linux for copying "their" idea, and then make billions.

      Classic American monopoly lawsuit thinking.

    25. Re:Fixed by serialdogma · · Score: 1

      Admittedly I only clicked the link after I posted that, but I feel my point still stands. X11 in it self still only has one CorePointer and one set of Keyboard focus, even with mpX. MpX does indeed let you have multiply pointers and focuses, but it does this by providing a new extension to libX, and for older non-modified clients provides a crude multi-pointer to single pointer mapping.

    26. Re:Fixed by slugstone · · Score: 1

      Hey, you scored as redundant. It is funny since, this story is redundant.

    27. Re:Fixed by Linker3000 · · Score: 2

      Upon reading the article on this, Steve Jobs was reported to have said "Fuck everything, we're doing five views."

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    28. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      back in the mid-80s, Delta Airlines used to have dumb terminals at their gate podiums that had a single display (about 80x24 char) and two narrow keyboards. One keyboard used the top half of the screen, the other the bottom. Given that most responses from the system were less than six or eight lines of text, this worked fine, and saved some room on the very cramped podium.
      The terminals were made by Westinghouse in Canada. Lots of airlines used them - they were practically bulletproof. Delta was the only one I ever saw with the 'split screen' feature though.

    29. Re:Fixed by Locutus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      An application window essentially splits the screen and could easily be sized to equally split a single screen in two parts. So, considering that the application is something like VNC and VNC is connecting to a virtual machine running on your computer then you already have two computers running on one computer with split screen support. The only thing they did was implement something like the dual-head/multi-user stuff being done with Linux for that past 4 or 5 years so that the host computer has multiple input I/O channels.

      go see http://www.userful.com/ and/or Google for "hp 441 linux multiuser multi-head"

      We're talking about some really basic 'remixing' here and it's not THAT wiz-bang IMO. Heck, VMware and VirtualBox already use VNC for their remote GUI display of VM's. But hey, glad to see Microsoft ReSearch catching on to stuff that's been around for quite some time on other platforms.

      LoB

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    30. Re:Fixed by Eivind · · Score: 2, Interesting
      True, I wondered about that.

      Having multiple users on a single computer at the same time is a fine idea. But why not put 2 users on, each with a 15" screen, instead of letting them share a 19" ? It'll give them more space, more freedom (you head doesn't have to be 10 inches from mine...) and would actually be cheaper.

      The idea is old though. Really old.

    31. Re:Fixed by Locutus · · Score: 1, Troll

      yea, it's designed to take those 'bright minds' off the market so they don't do any more damage to the Microsoft monopoly. IIRC, this 'technique' of preserving Microsofts power in the market was mentioned in the infamous "MS Halloween Document" or some other leaked MS memo.

      LoB

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    32. Re:Fixed by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      +1 Insightful (I'm a big vmware-linux user.)

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      All we need is 2050x768 (or 2562x1024) monitors now (2 px for the screen divisor) and presto.

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    33. Re:Fixed by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Pls understand tho; I think this would be an interesting application for a SINGLE user in front of $PC; NOT two people in front of one monitor...

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    34. Re:Fixed by dheera · · Score: 1

      Why not? Architecturally two VM's can each handle their own separate USB keyboards and mice and sound systems on the same PC. Whether or not the software supports it right now is another question, but it's definitely doable, much in the same way a bajillion users can each have their own virtual PC's on a Xen server.

    35. Re:Fixed by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Huh? I think you are dumb. Or ignorant. But probably both.

    36. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or in other words, you should be modded down because you didn't read the link you were "correcting" and don't understand what you are criticising, perhaps?

    37. Re:Fixed by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I thought this had been around for quite some time in the linux world. I was looking to do this for a home hydra setup, but settled on dumb terminals.

      On a side note, I managed to VNC, terminal server, and RDP throught 4 networks, ending up controlling the PC directly next to me, because someone swiped the keyboard...
      -nB

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    38. Re:Fixed by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      If you log 4 users (or however many you want) into a Mac, and have them all run VNC separately, you can have 4 people using the same computer at the same time. They each get their own mouse, keyboard, and a full screen, not just a quarter of the screen. Unfortunately, they each only get 1/4 of the processor and RAM, assuming they are putting equal load on the computer.

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    39. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STOP CRYING YOU FUCKING WHINER.

      Jesus this place can be infantile.

    40. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      running vnc requires a computer....which kinda defeats the purpose...no?

    41. Re:Fixed by bughunter · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Actually it's more like a scene from the film Brazil.

      I can't believe anyone is taking this idea seriously. Hardware that can run basic office applications is very inexpensive, provided you run a modest operating system. If you can afford to equip one employee with a Windows XP or Vista machine, you can afford to equip at least two people running Linux and Open Office.

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    42. Re:Fixed by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      i can't believe your retarded comment got +5 just because you mentioned macs. don't you fucking realise you need 4 computers for VNC? +1 for the terminal they are logging into? your idea is even MORE inefficent! gahhhhhh i demand that you press alt+F4 RIGHT NOW!!!

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    43. Re:Fixed by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you want to use the Mac for. If you're running in a windows shop, and want to test under Macintosh, then you can split 1 Mac between many users, saving you money. So, while you do need 4 computers, plus the run running the VNC Sessions, you can have 1 Mac, plus 4 windows machines, and end up with 4 users, all with the ability to run both Mac and windows, all with only buying 1 Mac.

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    44. Re:Fixed by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      More like the M$ research team don't have enough xboxes and screens to play on and are forced to multiplayer split screen FPS. Now somehow in that zoned out xbox overheating, update and it's dead, xbox nightmare reality, they thought it was a 'good' idea to split screen working applications and claim they invented the idea, wow, it is truly bizarro world at redmond M$ research, they all must have picked up ballmer's drinking habits.

      Lets just forget screen reflections, view angles on LCDs, and the fact that two small LCDs screens are far cheaper than a single screen twice the size and double the resolution, oh wait, why would you split screen again, oh yeah, just to really really annoy the users attempting to share a screen, so they can bitch at each other about who caused the last BSOD and wiped out their work before they could save it.

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    45. Re:Fixed by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Architecturally, maybe; but aesthetically and for real-life usage, HELL NO.

      Personally, I wouldn't want to work at a place that tried to put ME at such a shared workstation - along with the expectation of using it *simultaneously* with somebody else. Sorry, no - I have certain minimum expectations for my computer usage that tie directly in with my (self-) projected level of productivity, and refuse to budge on them.

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    46. Re:Fixed by Nalgas+D.+Lemur · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of something kind of similar I worked on almost exactly ten years ago. It supported eight keyboard/mouse setups (well, keyboard/drawing tablet, but it would've been trivial to use mice instead...) on the same computer. Only one had focus at a time, while the others had dummy pointers that could be used to gesture at or point out things, but there was a queueing system for requesting focus for input (for what we were using it for, it was easier and more useful to do it that way). Not nearly as fancy, but it was still pretty interesting to fool around with.

    47. Re:Fixed by JoelMartinez · · Score: 1

      MS Research in India jackass

    48. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The appearance of cost savings.

      What's more expensive this month? 2 x licenses for Vista + Office 2007 + 1 computer

      or the same computer running a version of Linux + Open Office.

      Ok, you say you gotta have MS Office. How about a couple of lowend PC's running Linux and Office 97 under wine? Same file format as 90% of the current installed users are running. Should work out ok.

      I can get you used PCs running XP Pro for under $200. It's adequate for general office use --

      I use them myself, but definitely find they are more responsive with any version of Linux.

      Cost of a used 17 inch CRT in Los Angeles? $30.

      Shipping will be more.

    49. Re:Fixed by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      My bad, but I didn't want to get into all that blame the foreigners racist stuff, which seems to be coming to the fore at redmond, from junk patents, to un-inventions. I stick to the rule, in corporations, if head office doesn't approve it, it doesn't appear in public. So forget blaming, the indians, the chinese, the martians, redmond is as redmond approves.

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    50. Re:Fixed by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      His comment (as of this post) has yet to be modded. Stop trolling.

    51. Re:Fixed by redcane · · Score: 1

      You can get thin clients that run RDP, VNC, or X-windows. USually they draw less than 4 watts as well (not including monitor of course). So yes this ability can be kinda handy if you are working in remote areas where total power draw is a problem, and the lower maintenance of the thin clients is preferable.

    52. Re:Fixed by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Research: The place where computer scienticians copy cool ideas and innovations that came from competing products and pass them off as their own.

      Fixed!

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    53. Re:Fixed by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      You can get thin clients that run RDP, VNC, or X-windows.

      Unfortunately, they'll cost more than a full low-end PC.

    54. Re:Fixed by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Really?

      I got given two older monochrome xterms and a number of vt220/vt330 terminals ten-odd years ago. I had three text terminals and two xterms all running off my ultra-powerful 486DX100 for basically nothing. I could have run more if I had more serial ports!

      I would expect you can get second-hand xterms second hand off ebay fairly cheap these days. If not you can certainly pick up old computers for practically nothing. They might not run win98 and they might not even have a cdrom or hard-drive, but if you can boot them off network or floppy you can still use them as a simple graphical terminal and do all the heavy work on one fairly modest server.

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    55. Re:Fixed by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Sure, there's all kinds of used PC's out there as well, but since we can't all count on consistently finding specific old junk out there, we need to compare available new equipment.

    56. Re:Fixed by red+crab · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates: What? A computer with screen split into two..? That's the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard at Microsoft.

    57. Re:Fixed by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

      If you can afford to equip one employee with a Windows XP or Vista machine, you can afford to equip at least two people running Linux and Open Office.

      Clearly, you have never worked somewhere were you were forced to use Windows because: a) your boss/higher-ups don't understand anything else, b) you consult for companies which only use Windows, c) there isn't sysadmin support for non-Windows boxes, etc.

      Interestingly enough, a bit of hacking would make this ideal in extremely-low income areas (think 3rd world) where the cost of a single outdated computer represents a large portion of a person's annual salary. You may not find it useful, but someone else certainly might.
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    58. Re:Fixed by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Research: The place where computer scientists produce cool ideas (and a stupid one that leaves you with 1/2 monitor as a console substitute) and innovations that never get into Microsoft products.

      There you go, I fixed it for you.

    59. Re:Fixed by mrsbrisby · · Score: 1

      More than that. I debugged window managers and other XGrab*-using applications _exactly_ this way. It's what happens by default when you use a tiling window manager and run Xnest.

      Congratulations Microsoft: You've just now invented the desktop I used in 1992.

    60. Re:Fixed by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      Funny Posts receive no Karma. Unlike this incredibly informative post. :D

      See the last part of http://slashdot.org/faq/com-mod.shtml#cm700 or check the source code.

    61. Re:Fixed by kisrael · · Score: 1

      give them credit where credit is due. The same research facility came up with another similar technology where you can attach multiple (unlimited) mice to a single PC and all operate independently. This means that you can put many kids on a single computer, and they can all play and learn, basically for free, as all the costs you have for adding one more child to the PC, is adding one more (USB) mouse. Neat, isn't it.

      That could make for some interesting gaming experiences.

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    62. Re:Fixed by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Remarkable. I bet no one has ever thought of that before [unisa.edu.au]. This is why Microsoft is so successful.

      Thing is, from thinking about it to doing there's a lot of effort involved. I'm not sure why as Windows user, I should feel warm that someone did that on X-Server.

      The point is it was done for Windows.

  2. All it needs... by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is a Hello Kitty theme. I'd gladly suffer it just to piss the other guy off!

    1. Re:All it needs... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:All it needs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except I'm a man and I like Hello Kitty.
      In fact, I might try to put my arm around you if you had that theme on, and you'd be within reach too!

    3. Re:All it needs... by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      No wonder you're posting as AC :P

      If you tried that, I'd quickly ask if you think this is an acceptable way to treat an A330, and if you replied in the affirmative I'd slaughter you before you could hug me.

      The best thing is, I'd only have to wipe blood off half of the monitor! The other half would serve as a warning to my new cube-mate. *twitch*

  3. Bill Gates quoted saying: by dotgain · · Score: 5, Funny

    "that's the dumbest fucking idea I've heard since I've been at Microsoft."

    1. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by buswolley · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. Except if your computer simultaneous dual boot

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    2. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer sitting side-by-side in the same chair?

    3. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Soruk · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The only thing that's newsworthy about this is Microsoft have no shame about shouting that they've been getting people to reinvent a wheel that has been around for about a decade. And it wouldn't be the first time, either. The new technology in NT? Virtual memory, straight from VMS.

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    4. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by hjf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have a feeling that this would be a new Slashdot Classic. Congratulations for being the first slashdotter to use it!. Now, who wants to start tagging with "dumbestfuckingidea" ?

    5. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The "NT" didn't stand for "New Technology", it stood for the Intel i860 CPU, code-name N-ten, which was the platform for which Windows NT was targetted.

    6. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Fallen+Seraph · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ok, now this time try looking things up :)

      http://www.microsoft.com/windows/WinHistoryDesktop .mspx

      HINT: 1993: Windows NT 3.1, paragraph 2

    7. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      Not unless the chair is bolted to the ground.

    8. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "that's the dumbest fucking idea I've heard since I've been at Microsoft." It sounds more like a poorly implemented X terminal. And why the hell do you need two operating systems? Oh yeah, this is Windows. It still hasn't figured out how to reasonably multitask with more than one user.

      And how much do you want to bet that Microsoft will charge the same for this software as a company could pay for an additional computer? No takers?

    9. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Romwell · · Score: 1

      Hey, mod parent up, he's referring to the other article which says that BillG says it every time he listens to a presentation of a new idea.

    10. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or, this. On the assumption you won't click through,

      "Originally, we were targeting NT to the Intel i860 (code-named 'N-Ten)', a RISC processor that was horribly behind schedule. Because we didn't have any i860 machines in-house to test on, we used an i860 simulator. That's why we called it NT, because it worked on the 'N-Ten.'"
      -Mark Lucovsky
      Distinguished Engineer
      Windows Server Architect
    11. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the dumbest fucking idea I've heard since I've been at Microsoft.

    12. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, that's the cool part. Fuck the split screen part of it, I would like to be able to have linux AND window$ running on the same computer at the same time without one of them being a virtual machine. If I could just switch between the two operating systems with out having to reboot I would much happier.

    13. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Nexum · · Score: 1

      It might, according to Microsoft, conveniently stand for 'New Technology' now that it's 2007, but the original poster was entirely right, this wasn't what 'NT' originally stood for. Lookup: "Backronym".

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    14. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is it electric?

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    15. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean Xen? Outside of that you're talking about a change in the hardware architecture.

    16. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By definition, at least one will be executing in a virtual machine. Why is that a problem? Why do you want two operating systems running on a physical machine without breaking it down into virtual machines? Whatever negative thing you associate with virtual machines, it's probably solvable without throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

    17. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      You could do that, if x86 vendors started implementing something similar to IBM mainframe's LPAR. Otherwise, running Linux in a VM on Windoze host works pretty well; at least if you use Vmware.

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    18. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by dalleboy · · Score: 1

      billg: "That's the dumbest fucking idea I've heard since I've been at Microsoft."
      steveb: "That's what you said when you heard about fucking Bob."
      billg: "Ok, fuck it. This is the second dumbest fucking idea."
      melindag: "Well, fuck you!"
      billg: "FUCK!"

    19. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Actually, it stood for both. Marketing called it New Technology, Development called it N-Ten. I beta tested it, so I have a little more insight.

      Either way, it was an upgraded VMS system that ran Windows software, which was pretty brilliant when you think about it.

    20. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no period mark after an exclamation mark.

      Thank you for your attention to this grave grammar matter.

    21. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      You mean like IVT and AMD-V and IVT/

    22. Re:Bill Gates quoted saying: by Fallen+Seraph · · Score: 1

      That sounds pretty plausible, since I know it wasn't a backronym, as I remember hearing "NT = New Technology" back around the time they were debuting it.

  4. Too late for April fools! by gvc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two virtual desktops on one screen! What will they think of next?

    1. Re:Too late for April fools! by thewils · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll come up with the idea of putting virtual desktops on a cube?

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    2. Re:Too late for April fools! by Goaway · · Score: 1

      How is this anything like virtual desktops, exactly?

    3. Re:Too late for April fools! by Threni · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sharing a screen using a high refresh rate and lcd glasses that shows each user alternate frames?

    4. Re:Too late for April fools! by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well they consider the fact that you have to have two keyboards a major issue, and the mouse for the person on the right is a problem as it elbow the guy on the right. TO fix this bombay engineerd have developed a new spoken and written language based on a 13 letter alphabet. Actually they have invented two languages. The first language uses the letters "QWERTYASDFGZXC" and the second language uses the letters "YUIOPGHJKLVBNM". Punctuation is only allowed in one language, and top engineers are still working on a base-5 math curriculum for schools.

      In a lab down the hall Microsoft chemists and psychologist are experimenting with drops that can be added to Milk to cause children to develop lefthanded allowing better mousing interaction when one child is lefthanded and one is right.

      An unexpected bonus on the 13 letter alphabet was that now the keyboard can be used one handed allowing the griping hand to hold the mouse all the time. Apparently this is fully engaged mouse posture is helping productivity in the telephone sales boiler rooms of calcutta.

      Problems have arrisen between children unable to speak each others language, and a caste system is developing in which the left-screeners or "sinisters" are considered unclean.

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    5. Re:Too late for April fools! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      The technology is here now, but I have yet to see a screen saver that is a spinning and rotating cube, with independent live video feeds on each face of the cube.

      Maybe I just haven't been looking enough, though. I seldom if ever frequent those 'screen saver' web sites.

    6. Re:Too late for April fools! by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      Sharing a screen using a high refresh rate and lcd glasses that shows each user alternate frames? too expensive. They should just go with red/green glasses. They could even have multiple colors for more than two.
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    7. Re:Too late for April fools! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Well they consider the fact that you have to have two keyboards a major issue,

      Now you've drifted off, and are describing features, not requirements.

      top engineers are still working on a base-5 math curriculum for schools.


      No, what you're describing is incorrect. There is a third sibling, the youngest one, who is only given access to the numeric keypad. The older two become mathematically illiterate. Little Poonam, on the other hand, becomes an idiot-savant who can total long mathematical problems in her head, but has no language skills whatsoever.

    8. Re:Too late for April fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Panasonic has a concept LCDTV that use some optical effect to display 2 pictures at once, one if you're looking at it from the right and one for the left.
      The problem is you can't see anything watching it straight from the center.

    9. Re:Too late for April fools! by diamondmagic · · Score: 1

      I think the purpose of this was to cheaply get two computers for the price of one.
      A $1000 screen and set of glasses that does that isn't going to solve that problem effectively.

    10. Re:Too late for April fools! by hawaiian717 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      TO fix this bombay engineerd have developed a new spoken and written language based on a 13 letter alphabet.

      Actually, there's already a language out there with a 13 letter alphabet: Hawaiian.
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    11. Re:Too late for April fools! by arktemplar · · Score: 1

      Obligatory :-

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these !!!
      ,

      That aside why the india bashing all of a sudden, I mean OK I agree that ussually, the work given here is mostly the crappy legwork that is extremely boring and etc. and etc. but then, can you honestly say that more than 80% of the companies in any other country are any more innovative or any more inventive, or on the bleeding edge --

      I'm from india you insensitive clod!

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    12. Re:Too late for April fools! by Saxophonist · · Score: 3, Funny

      13 letter alphabet... "QWERTYASDFGZXC"... "YUIOPGHJKLVBNM"...

      You forgot to mention that there will have to be a protocol developed for sharing the Y and G keys which appear in both of the fourteen-letter alphabets...

    13. Re:Too late for April fools! by visualight · · Score: 1

      holy cow, I almost passed out from that...I better go eat something.

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    14. Re:Too late for April fools! by Soruk · · Score: 1

      Correction:

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this !!!

      The one machine can be its own two-node Beowulf "cluster".

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    15. Re:Too late for April fools! by c_forq · · Score: 1

      I don't know about screen saver, but know BeOS had a program that did this.

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    16. Re:Too late for April fools! by lxs · · Score: 1

      Oh oh, I know! Maybe we can invent software that extends the desktop across two virtual screens, so you can run your one app on the left hand side and your other app on the right hand side of the screen.

    17. Re:Too late for April fools! by TroopaCabra · · Score: 0

      How is that cheap? Cheap is buying a pc for under $500 and using it 6 years later still. These pc's would need more hd space, RAM and CPU and you actually have to own another OS for the other side of the screen. Bah~

    18. Re:Too late for April fools! by danimrich · · Score: 1

      Problems have arrisen between children unable to speak each others language, and a caste system is developing in which the left-screeners or "sinisters" are considered unclean. However, it turns out that the sinisters are also more dexterous.
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    19. Re:Too late for April fools! by slazzy · · Score: 1

      Actually it kind of makes sense, once your first copy is infected by spyware, you can switch to the next one nice and fast.

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    20. Re:Too late for April fools! by arktemplar · · Score: 1

      oho,
      thanks didnt know.
      but is a a one machine, two node cluster still called a cluster

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    21. Re:Too late for April fools! by springbox · · Score: 1

      It would be easier to just have two monitors and two keyboards coming out of one computer. That way each user can have their own not so cramped space and don't have to fight with the person sitting next to them. Such a Windows computer was actually advertised a while ago, but I have forgot what it was called.

    22. Re:Too late for April fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      a caste system is developing in which the left-screeners or "sinisters" are considered unclean. No wonder. The left-screeners are the ones who get caps lock. And their only punctuation is the exclamation point. Can you imagine?

      WE R GREAT!!!!!!! WE 133T!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE #1!!!!!~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!
    23. Re:Too late for April fools! by ketilf · · Score: 1

      How about glasses blocking 2 of the three RGB colors, and then you can have 3 users on the same full screen in monochrome! Hmm, maybe I should have patented that before posting...

    24. Re:Too late for April fools! by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      How do I get Linux to display multiple virtual desktops at once? I've wanted to do this often, but I haven't found any information about how. Beryl can do it, but when you try to interact with anything, it maximizes the virtual desktop that window is in.

    25. Re:Too late for April fools! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      There's just something awesome about the idea of a rotating cube displaying six different video news feeds simultanously. It could even have the sound tracks from the feed fading in and out as each video feed comes into view.

    26. Re:Too late for April fools! by c_forq · · Score: 1
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  5. It's been done before by kiyoshilionz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jetway Magic Twin MiniQ Computer

    One of our favorite things on slashdot! The obligatory "This isn't news, I've been doing it for X years!" post

    1. Re:It's been done before by Goaway · · Score: 1, Informative

      Except of course that that is not the same thing at all.

      So yeah, this is pretty much the archetypical "this has been done before on slashdot" post.

    2. Re:It's been done before by jd · · Score: 1
      Well, yes it has. Earliest I saw split-screen was on the BBC Micro, back in the mid 1980s. You could run the partitioned screen at different resolutions quite easily. The sideways ROMs allowed you to have multiple OS' running simultaneously. True, this was never turned into a fully-integrated solution, but all of the components existed and interoperated just fine. The only "invention" I'm seeing here is the commodity linking of these components. 22 years after those components had been established and developed. Someone in a hurry?

      (Hell, even the IBM PC could support virtual OS' very early on. First I saw was 4DOS. It task-switched on a key combination between OS', but it was trivial to hook up a clock interrupt that would make the same call. Four simultaneous OS' on one PC. That was probably about 17 years ago. Again, this is not identical to the Microsoft offering, but for chrissakes, this is 17 YEARS later. I'd better be seeing something new in that amount of time. I'm just not convinced it is 17 years worth of tech R&D newer.)

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    3. Re:It's been done before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yeah, this is pretty much the archetypical "this has been done before on slashdot" post.

      Well, a true slashdot the archetypical post would show it invented by Apple, as Apple clearly has invented every single innovation in the computer industry for the past 30 years, except for Clippy.

  6. Dupe! by eurleif · · Score: 1

    Dupe!

    Well, sort of.

    1. Re:Dupe! by myyrk · · Score: 3, Funny

      How was he supposed to know it was a dupe, it was on the other half of the screen and since wasn't sharing a keyboard and mouse he didn't think he was supposed to share the screen as well.

  7. Would work better with this.. by ironwill96 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you look at the article the whole idea seems rather silly due to extremely limited screen real estate. It would be much better to do this idea in conjunction with this Sharp TV/Monitor that was announced a while back: http://news.cnet.co.uk/monitors/0,39029684,3919085 1,00.htm

    That way each user gets the full monitor but can be using the two operating systems completely separately. That way you get the same physical real estate being taken up and don't have to buy two completely different machines. Still, I don't think the idea in general is overly practical. Can you imagine sharing your cubicle with Bob the slob working right next to you all day every day?

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    1. Re:Would work better with this.. by polar+red · · Score: 1

      from that article : "will cost about twice as much" How about just buying 2 monitors then ?

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    2. Re:Would work better with this.. by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

      Splitting the same monitor seems quite extreme, but for most things these days running 2 or more monitors per computer is easy enough to do. For basic office work, internet cafe, school, etc there is no reason why this couldn't work out. For families this could be pretty nice set-up. Of course you'd still have to have your own gaming rig and let the peasants (wife and kids) share a machine.

  8. Crash! by gcostanzo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can the two OS's crash into eachother?

    1. Re:Crash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only will they crash into one another, but MS will patent this too.

    2. Re:Crash! by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Only if they're both coming from Redmond

    3. Re:Crash! by dswensen · · Score: 1

      If you mean "crash together," I'm sure the answer is yes.

    4. Re:Crash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, that's the (slightly) hard part. Ever heard about virtualization? If not, I can't believe it! It's a buzzword, even!

    5. Re:Crash! by antek9 · · Score: 1

      You get an extra prize when you can get both halves of the screen to go BSOD simultaneously. Like, a free xbox360 that will help you elevate your crashing skills to yet unchartered heights, young Jedi. Read: RROD, or red ring of death.

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  9. Researchers are developing software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Researchers are developing software

    They are a decade late... this has been possible for a long time.

  10. 2 windooz on once screen? by rainhill · · Score: 0

    like we didn't enough of one!

  11. This isn't anything new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the record, this isn't anything new. When I was at high school in the late 1980s, we used Mac II boxes with a utility that provided this exact feature. Two menu bars, two keyboards, two mice and two students using the screen at the same time, split either down the middle of the screen vertically, or across the middle of the screen horizontally.

    A better feature provided by the same software allowed two separate monitors on the same machine via an extra graphics card, each with what looked like their own independent OS, but was just a dual monitor version of the above.

    For the record, it was pretty clumsy when using it with just one monitor, but it did work

    1. Re:This isn't anything new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but Windows predates the Mac II :P

    2. Re:This isn't anything new by baryon351 · · Score: 1

      Yes but Windows predates the Mac II :P

      Most. Irrelevant.Reply. Ever.

    3. Re:This isn't anything new by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Greatest. Vertical. Distance. Between. Joke. And. Head. Ever.

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  12. no way by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    how the hell am I supposed to surf porn in peace at work if someone else is sharing the same monitor as me? Well, unless she's cute, I guess...

    1. Re:no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      how the hell am I supposed to surf porn in peace at work if someone else is sharing the same monitor as me? Well, unless she's cute, I guess...


      Perfect logic.

    2. Re:no way by v1 · · Score: 1

      If she's cute, do you really prefer the porn on your screen?

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  13. Surfing for porn at work will be more interesting by InsMonkey · · Score: 1

    It will certainly make surfing for porn at work a bit awkward.

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  14. Sounds like DESQview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Sounds like DESQview by zakezuke · · Score: 1


      I would not go as far as saying that. DesqView was a cool product for the time period, but it has it's limits... mainly it ran ontop of MSdos. You had to loadup all your TSRs ahead of time, and it was limited to other things which ran under dos. You could in theory run a case of windows in real mode IIRC and perhaps another case of windows or perhaps even os2, but not in a way that was trully useful.

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  15. Wait a minute......ok, had to check... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ...I'm running AROS hosted on Linux.... wait a minute....ok, now I'm running two instances of AROS on Linux.... wait a minute... Ok now 4...now if I put each on it own workspace....hahah I have prior art for four... uh err, 5 running....

    So what this is really about is trying to justify MS selling more OSs to a company than a company has hardware for.....

    So quick someone patent the split computer chair that holds two people and simply say no to MS.

    1. Re:Wait a minute......ok, had to check... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      You don't have individual keyboards/mice connected to each screen (hint: there *IS* a way to do so)

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  16. sigh by gargletheape · · Score: 1

    This was done by Microsoft, it was done in Bangalore and it is not obviously the greatest idea ever. Anyone want to bet how the comments are going to look? :)

  17. Microsoft just needs to innovate by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Interesting

    how to split the mouse and keyboard effectively (ergonomic split keyboard?).

    Otherwise, why not just use dumb terminals? Because sharing a computer jostling the person next to you is going to be a nightmare.

    Not to mention the suckage of having your side of the monitor always in ultra-narrow landscape mode when most programs and OSes aren't made for that. Vertical scrolling is okay, horizontal is just plain tedious.

    1. Re:Microsoft just needs to innovate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Especially if they're Indian. Pheeeeew!

    2. Re:Microsoft just needs to innovate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this any different to the split-screen 2-player games we had on 8-bit micros back in the 1980s?

    3. Re:Microsoft just needs to innovate by wellingj · · Score: 1

      maybe your are missing the point that they both sucked for usability...

    4. Re:Microsoft just needs to innovate by fbjon · · Score: 1

      That's easy, get a split keyboard. One types letters from Y,H,N to the right, and the other one types T,G,B and to the left. Come on now, let's practice touch typing!

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    5. Re:Microsoft just needs to innovate by volvo64 · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that having to share a monitor (and not to mention desk space) with someone 10 inches away from me would be awfully distracting...

  18. Obviously a Microsoft product. by copponex · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, listen, we've really been working on a solution to customer complaints about the high cost of Vista licensing. So, here it is: we'll help you to afford licenses by keeping them at the same price, but offering technology that will allow you to share a computer and the screen so you can afford the licenses.

    Not having a computer for every employee should make Vista financially feasible for your organization. Plus, you get to participate in the Microsoft Buddy System, Or Binary User Licensing and Limited Software/Hardware Integration Team (BULLSHIT), and you get a MS Dubloon (redeemable for t-shirts and pens) for every time you report your very close neighbor for piracy. We would recommend waiting until he or she goes on break before reporting illegal activity. They're pretty much looking at your screen the whole time otherwise.

    Hey! Where are you all going? You get your own keyboard and mouse!

  19. Been there, done that. by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    How is this different to running a couple of copies of Windows in VMWare?

    1. Re:Been there, done that. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The difference would be of course that you can run two identical VMs with a single license key, of course.

      You're not in R&D at MS, it shows...

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    2. Re:Been there, done that. by DogDude · · Score: 1

      MS's implementation won't necessitate a Bachelor's degree in Computer Science to use it.

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  20. M$ version of sharing is lame. by twitter · · Score: 1

    Invented? only if you consider a second rate and late implementation an invention. Instead of sharing the same OS between two users, they had to license each half of the screen, how typical. MagicTwin did for XP what LTSP did for GNU/Linux and it actually worked. Perhaps in a world where screens cost more than the computer itself this makes sense, otherwise it's a real loser. I can imagine trying to split the average 1024 by 768 screen right down the middle and so can you. Just half your browser right now and see how well it works.

    OLPC is better still. The software is all free, so you don't have to crowd everyone into a lab where they have to "share" non free junk like Bill wants. At less than $200, it may be cheaper than some screens. Everyone gets their own and gets to keep their privacy and dignity.

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  21. Well that's torn it. by DrXym · · Score: 1

    I shall throw away VNC and wait for this new solution.

  22. I found an even cheaper way by aztektum · · Score: 1
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  23. You young people..... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 5, Funny

    You young people have it good. When I was a kid, we not only had to share one keyboard, we only had the ONE screen and had to each only use one half, or 40x12 apiece.

    Dad always derided our comments by mentioning that when HE was a kid, he had to share a punched card with all seven of his sibling, so they each only got 10 characters.

    Grandpa would chime in at this point about only getting to use half the dots on a morse code key, his three sisters got the other half of the dots and all the dashes.

    1. Re:You young people..... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Bah. In my day, we only had two rocks to bang together, and I had to share those with my sister so we had one rock each.

    2. Re:You young people..... by mikearthur · · Score: 1



      Half of 80x24 is either 40x24 or 80x12.
      40x12 would be a quarter.

    3. Re:You young people..... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, we not only had to share one keyboard, we only had the ONE screen and had to each only use one half, or 40x12 apiece.
      Hear the spoiled kid talking. No, when I was a kid, there was no computer at home, only at school. Oh and there where 600 pupils in that school, and we had to share just four computers. And we couldn't run the same program on more than one compute at a time, cause we had only one copy of each floppy. You see, I had never seen a computer with a harddrive. I had heard about harddrives, but those are pretty difficult to imagine when you are used to floppies. Even a 5.25 inch floppy seemed like high tech back in the day where tape drives where the norm.
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  24. Patented? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's approximately how I've often been using my PC for some time now - but OK, I use 2 monitors (on one dual head video card, with one virtual desktop spanning the two displays).
    Main OS on the first monitor, second OS full-screen in VMWare on the other.

    Does this mean I'm going to have to pay MS from now on if I want to keep doing what I've been doing all along?

  25. 2 copys of vista at the same time? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    What does that need dual-quad core and 8GB of ram?
    A amd 4x4 or dual quad core with 4GB of ram per cpu should be good or you can buy a few lower end systems with there own os for the same price.

  26. Not impressed by Aaron+Isotton · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not impressed. It's simply virtualization with a halved screen and a dedicated keyboard and mouse for each half. If you run two VMWare instances with Windows inside you're pretty close to what they have "invented".

    It's not a very efficient system either. Nowadays' machines can be pretty much summed up as follows:

    - Input devices (mouse, keyboard etc). Nothing is saved here.
    - Memory (RAM) - nothing is saved here. Running two OSs requires twice as much RAM.
    - Storage (HD etc) - nothing is save here. Ok, maybe they share the installed software, but I doubt that.
    - Processor - this system actually shares that.
    - Monitor - this system shares that, too.
    - Other output devices - nothing is gained.

    So what this system achieves is some savings on CPU (by better usage) and Monitors (by giving only half a screen to each user).

    I would *much* prefer to have a smaller screen instead of sharing a larger one - you can get two 17" screens for the price of a 19".

    Given that setting up and maintaining such a system *is* going to be more complex than setting up a normal system, I doubt that the savings on the processors are going to be worth the hassle - not even if labour is cheap.

    1. Re:Not impressed by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Electricity savings.
      Relevant when your source of electricity is a wind turbine, 12V battery and step-up transformer and there's no mains.

      Of course, people in that situation would probably be happier with their own laptops...

    2. Re:Not impressed by El_Isma · · Score: 1

      (Pure especulation here) My guess is that they're doing something like Terminal Services or the typical Unix-like multisession, IE: two users login on the same pc. Notice it's been done for Windows before (sans the split screen thingy) and it is in Unix since... the beggining of time. Virtualization doesn't make much sense (much more expensive, no gains).

      So, the savings turn out to be:
      - RAM. Processes share memory (DLLs and such)
      - Storage. Only one copy of everything.
      - Processor. Most of the time is sitting idle in single user systems. Now it'll be sitting idle in multi-user systems.
      - Monitor. Not a good thing to share. Everywhere you hear that multiple screens increase productivity... Guess what happens when you cut it in half :)

    3. Re:Not impressed by Locutus · · Score: 1

      This is just an off shoot of another Microsoft product in development. This other project runs two versions of Microsoft Windows Vista in virtual machines with the primary one getting the full display screen and IO devices. The 2nd copy shares most of the filesystem but is also mimicking the primary system for OS updates and configuration actions. When the primary system crashes, the 2nd vm swaps in behind the fullscreen application crash dialog so the user experience looks and acts like an application crash and not a system crash. ;-)

      LoB

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  27. Excellent. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now if they figure out a way to reduce my ass by half, the person sharing my monitor can also share my chair!

    1. Re:Excellent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a half-assed comment, seriously. Wait, wait, I'm just giving you shit.

    2. Re:Excellent. by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Now if they figure out a way to reduce my ass by half, the person sharing my monitor can also share my chair!

      You can use a chainsaw to cut your donkey in two. Although why a smaller donkey allows chair sharing is anyone's guess...

    3. Re:Excellent. by mlk · · Score: 1

      Would you share a chair with someone holding half a dead donkey in one hand, and a chainsaw in the other?

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    4. Re:Excellent. by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 1

      I worked my ass off, so I should be able to share with anyone.

  28. Its a sure fire win for ..... by 3seas · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... micro management.....

    Ok so you have this 52" or DLP projector screen and the whole office working off of it.

    I can hear it now, as the manager tells Fred to move his cursor faster and Julie to stop slowing the computer down doing company graphics. While leroy on his break can no longer check to see how his stock is doing. Of course Jackson has to work after hours to do accounting as a matter of keeping the company numbers hidden from those who get paid less but do more.....

    Michael, That sentence you are writing should be done this way...

  29. Got it totally backward by throatmonster · · Score: 1

    Holy fuck, I need 2-3 screens for each one of my computers, not the other way around. Giving intelligent people more screen real estate, not less, is good for productivity. I guess this idea is for the hoardes of idiots out there that just can't cope with more than 640x480's worth of a single application at a time. Unfortunately, I know they are out there - I've had to "support" them before.

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    1. Re:Got it totally backward by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      This was designed for third world countries, not the fucking Googleplex.

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    2. Re:Got it totally backward by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You mean the countries that can't afford one Vista license, not to mention two?

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  30. Already done? by iosmart · · Score: 1

    I vaguely remember a (PCI?) device doing something similar to this in a Tiger Direct magazine. It was around 1999 or 2000. Does anyone else remember?

  31. Time sharing woes all over again by akypoon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My understanding is that the the users will still be sharing the underlying processors, I/Os and memory. But since they could run different OSes and there are no mentioning of how the individual schedulers would share usage information, could this lead to worse time sharing behaviour and a further degrade in user experience?

    How about the good old CRTs? Used ones are dirt cheap in my local used markets. (For $10 you can get a 19".)

    1. Re:Time sharing woes all over again by mlk · · Score: 1
      90%+ of the time in an office envorment the computer will be idle, waiting on input (user, database or file IO). Sharing a machine in this way can work well (Terminal Service, VMWare etc).

      We are moving 60% of our back-end servers to VMWare for the that reason.

      But since they could run different OSes Personally I'd put that down to bad journalism (getting "Desktop" mixed up with "OS"), I think they will be running a single OS, and two Terminal Server-style desktops. But I could be wrong.
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    2. Re:Time sharing woes all over again by akypoon · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with the 90% idle / 10% usage pattern for office environment. The question I believe is whether or not the 10% usage is evenly distributed across business days. I really doubt they are evenly distributed because of the nature of business cycles and the way office administration normally allocates office spaces (locality often reflects similarity in business functions performed).

      What this could mean is that, the remaining 10% usage time would be aggregated and creating possible burst loads when the resources are most needed. It looks to me this technology doesn't do much about handling burst loads.

  32. Siamese twins by Tribbin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apart from for Siamese twins, I don't see this being applied.

    Spare $$$ on the OS or office-suit; buy an extra monitor.

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    1. Re:Siamese twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, you just robbed this thing of stupid idea status. You found a legitimate use for it. :-(

    2. Re:Siamese twins by Shag · · Score: 1

      And here I thought it was that he'd found a reason to hire conjoined twins...

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    3. Re:Siamese twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the price of the Office+Windows license you can not only buy a monitor, you can buy a second computer.

  33. Spliting the Keyboard? by PPH · · Score: 1
    One user gets "QWERTY" and the other gets "UIOP{}".


    Or perhaps its every other keystroke?


    Either way, you'd better think twice about e-mailing a complaint to HR about your cubemates body odor.

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  34. 'splain the thumbnailery to me by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    on the linked page
    http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/05/04/splitscre en_tec.html?category=technology&guid=2007042009153 0
    the thumbnail of the split screens have start-taskbark-minimized tasks/clock

    but the full size image does not...

    what?

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    1. Re:'splain the thumbnailery to me by barfooz · · Score: 1

      It's cropped.

  35. End of the waiting game?! by spleen_blender · · Score: 0

    Every company I've worked for would use this as an excuse to buy half as many computers, save the money, and keep the customer waiting.

  36. ...Except not really by bluemonq · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's splitPC doesn't require an extra piece of hardware; it's entirely in software. RTFS next time.

    1. Re:...Except not really by Falladir · · Score: 1

      Keyboard and mouse are hardware. They're cheap peripherals, but they're still hardware.

    2. Re:...Except not really by jt2377 · · Score: 0

      Woah! are you trying to spin this? you said it's already done but when someone else point out it's not the same thing. you try to spin it with "Keyboard and mouse are hardware. They're cheap peripherals, but they're still hardware." Holyfuck! you know it's very different from the original statement.

    3. Re:...Except not really by antek9 · · Score: 1

      Wow! So, what you are saying is, 'kiyoshilionz' and 'Falladir' are one and the same person? You certainly know more than we do. In fact, GP was just being anal about the above shown twist of 'no hardware at all', which I can perfectly understand.

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  37. Bill G's response by deuist · · Score: 1

    That's got to be the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard from my years at Microsoft.

  38. It is worse then that. by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

    It is not just two Operating systems sharing the same processor but you also have to plug in a second mouse and keyboard.

    Maybe it is the one PC per two children program?

    1. Re:It is worse then that. by Locutus · · Score: 1

      More like running multi-head Linux( UserFul.com ) in a virtual machine...
      One Laptop Per n Children

      LoB

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  39. Something like this by Mazin07 · · Score: 1

    I could have sworn I saw a prototype picture in PC Mag of something like this a few years ago. It was a tablet/laptop type deal, with a screen that could physically split in half.

    Can anybody tell me what I'm thinking of?

  40. Microsoft is ripping off someone besides Apple by queenb**ch · · Score: 1

    Wow! Microsoft is ripping off VMWare.... Guess Apple didn't have enough nifty ideas to keep their PHB's drooling...

    2 cents,

    Queen B.

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    1. Re:Microsoft is ripping off someone besides Apple by mlk · · Score: 1

      MS bought VMWares competitor. I'm not sure that classes as "ripping off".

      But I don't think this would be Virtual PC based, as the overheads would likely exceed the cost of a second cheep dell. Despite what the story says I would hope that this is a uses a single OS.

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  41. What's sad is... by cdw38 · · Score: 1

    ...that if this was developed by x Linux team everyone here would be raving about its usefulness. Why is everyone always so bitter towards Microsoft and literally EVERYTHING they do?

    1. Re:What's sad is... by SirCrashALot · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you can do this in X, just set up two different screens.

    2. Re:What's sad is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Linux already allows simultaneous logins. If some Linux team developed something like this, it would be buried in a package archive, never to see the light of day. Microsoft developed it, brings it into the limelight, and is proudly showing everyone what a stupid idea this is. MS really hasn't done anything significant here except attempt to copy a multiuser environment... and failing miserably.

    3. Re:What's sad is... by AlienBlood · · Score: 1

      not true....in the linux community, most of us would pass it off as "Well, apparently someone has a use for that sort of thing....and that's fine with me." That's the beauty of Open Source -- if you want your computer to act a certain way, then go ahead and write the program that does it.

      On the other hand, I can only imagine that Microsoft, being the bully that it is, will only end up forcing this ridiculous "feature" on the rest of us that would just as soon save CPU cycles (and dollars) for more important things.

      So how's this....if you're too poor to afford a second machine, then STOP BUYING WINDOWS!!! Linux offers savings of thousands of dollars (per machine, per user) over the leading operating systems and productivity software. And THAT is why we bash (no pun intended) Windows.

    4. Re:What's sad is... by cdw38 · · Score: 1

      No, Linux offers savings of about $90 a machine. Less per user. I'm not sure where you are getting your numbers, but an OEM copy of Windows XP Home runs $85-90 and can be easily purchased online. Oh, you added in obligatory copies of Microsoft Office, a paid AV subscription, Photoshop, and 3D Studio Max? I'm sorry, I run XP on my desktop (Ubuntu on my laptop) and use OpenOffice, GIMP, AVG Free, and don't need 3D Studio Max. Cost me $85. I'd like to know where I could get a second machine for $85 (all that money I could have saved by running Linux on all my computers). Even the $100 laptop costs $175 now. But right. If this was developed by any Open Source team [and simultaneous logins are NOT the equivalent to running with two keyboards, two mice (or is it mouses?), and two monitors in entirely different environments. I'm pretty sure using this recently developed MS product you won't be able to just ALT+Fx into the other person's environment] it would just be dandy because no one would care to market it. It would just be there for people to use. But when the evil empire does it, we'll just assume they are going to try to shove this COST-SAVING technology down everyone's throats. I will bet you any amount of money - any amount - that Microsoft would be glad to let you run your computer using just one monitor, keyboard, mouse, and desktop environment if you wanted. That's one of the more ridiculous Microsoft-bashing comments I've ever read, that they will try and force some multi-user technology down your throat (since they can just force you to buy two monitors and run two separate environments at once).

  42. Done *this*, not that. by bluemonq · · Score: 1

    Can you hook up multiple keyboards? And then assign each keyboard to a particular instance? And have multiple people use them simultaneously? Easily?

    1. Re:Done *this*, not that. by profplump · · Score: 1

      Yes, as long as the host system isn't Windows.

  43. useless invention aimed at investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies so big as Microsoft need to put new products on the market every now and then to look like they're always working on something innovative and raise interest among their investors.
    This includes lame products like this "invention" which is pretty useless when taking into account how information grows while monitors get cheaper every day.

    Developing nations? Oh please! The hardware upgrade needed to run at a decent speed two virtualized XP (or worse Vista) would cost multiple times a second monitor.

    This is snake oil for investors.

  44. Extreme programming by iamacat · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the second thought, this would be perfect for extreme programming. Remember, you have to sit close enough to smell each other's farts.

    1. Re:Extreme programming by fbjon · · Score: 1

      But you're supposed to use the same keyboard, mouse and screen in XP. What's this then, Quad Programming?

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    2. Re:Extreme programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But you're supposed to use the same keyboard, mouse and screen in XP. What's this then, Quad Programming?

      That's Pair Programming Level 0.

      This is talking about 2 mirrored pairs of 2 striped programmers.

    3. Re:Extreme programming by Ambush · · Score: 1

      On the second thought, this would be perfect for extreme programming. Remember, you have to sit close enough to smell each other's farts.

      You're kidding, right? My developers could be using friggin telescopes to see each others' screens and they'd still be able to smell each others' farts.

      Of course, I don't know if that'd actually bother them.

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  45. Obligatory jokes.... by Zapotek · · Score: 2, Funny

    kid1: You got WoW in my screen.
    kid2: You got screen in my WoW.

    In Soviet Russia, screen splits YOU!

  46. Wow! by corychristison · · Score: 1

    Researchers are developing software that splits a computer screen in two halves
    I feel a chainsaw would be much more effective.
  47. invent? by nanosquid · · Score: 1

    I think calling this an "invention" is stretching the term "invention" past its breaking point, given that there are, oh, dozens of ways in which people have done this before.

    No doubt, the real innovation of Microsoft's version is that you end up needing a license for each half of the screen and that they are going to use "trusted computing" to enforce that.

  48. Oh no, it's the dreaded... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blue-Half-Screen-Of-Death!

  49. How is this... by Darundal · · Score: 1

    ...different than a thin client, really? All this seems like is a thin client/server in one box? Or in other words, one mobo, double the ports.

  50. And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll add a second screen. Eventually, they'll create little boxes that talk to the main box and allow even more little boxes that will support more users. What's that? They already have that? It's called WTS?

  51. a tremendous boon to the publishing industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming soon from Addison Wesley: new editions of the blockbuster "eXtreme Programming" series, updated to incorporate info on how pair programming can leverage the exciting new technology from Microsoft to empower workgroups to out agile-ate the competition.

  52. Invented? by k1e0x · · Score: 1

    How is this different than synergy?

    http://synergy2.sourceforge.net/

    They didn't invent squat..

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    1. Re:Invented? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Q:How is it similar?

      A:It's not very similar, actually apples and cars.

      However, this development may strategically leverage synergy paradigms with the affected workforce. Therefore, I have chosen something not too different, and not too similar as an analogy. I hope I have succeeded.

    2. Re:Invented? by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      Synergy is something completely different. That is used to control a second pc from the main pc (I use it daily to control my FreeBSD workstation from my Windows laptop). If anything Synergy is like VNC without the viewer on screen.

      This "invention" splits a pc in half so by plugging in a second keyboard and mouse two people can work on 1 pc, something that has been able on Linux pc's years ago for use in schools. Only the Linux invention isn't a half-assed idea as everyone gets to use their own monitor and not have to do with just a small piece of screen real estate. (and at that time the pc could support even up to 4 people on it)

      I wonder what next bit of old OSS solution will be "invented" by Microsoft and delivered with only half the features...

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  53. Hey! I got an idea by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

    You work the pedals and I'll steer!

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    1. Re:Hey! I got an idea by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      ...are you implying that I'm a gully dwarf?

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  54. Sounds like Topview or Desqview by jhines · · Score: 1

    Run different applications in different windows (aka different areas of the screen). How original.

  55. And For The Cost of Two Vista Licenses... by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

    And two Office licenses, you can have four actual computers running Linux with no registration hassles and far fewer security issues...

  56. Vitualization? by packethead · · Score: 1

    Am I missing something, or are we not doing this with virtualization?

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  57. More anti-privacy potty training by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    Because that is what it is as far as I'm concerned. I don't think anybody
    would want to even _risk_ calling up intimate data on a screen where someone
    else is standing besides them and staring at the screen.

    So what's next, Tavistock?? Do we get naked for the camera you installed over
    the toilet?

  58. Specialised hardware to do this already by hughbar · · Score: 1

    I've got hardware that does this already, it's called an axe. It's a little harder to restore single-user mode afterwards though.

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  59. Betwin does the same damn thing w/o an xtra os by elitent · · Score: 1

    Anyone ever heard of Betwin? It has been around for some years now... http://www.thinsoftinc.com/

  60. 2 license of Windows on every pc?.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BUY MICROSOFT STOCK!

  61. Red glasses, Blue Glasses! by cnaumann · · Score: 1

    No more split screen! One worker wears red glasses, one worker wears blue glasses! Or just use a pair of cheap 3D glasses and keep one eye shut! Wait, sharing a screen using shuttered or color-coded glasses might just work, I better patent this...

  62. pair programming by elmartinos · · Score: 1

    Combined with the pair programming chair, this invention will mark a new era in extreme programming.

  63. The continuing reinvention of the wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This split screen thing reminds me of computer games made for devices that were not networked. X and a low power thin client is the correct solution here.

    Only Microsoft gives you wheels with profiles in every possible geometric shape except from circular. Oh and use Microsoft software or they'll sue you for not using square wheels.

  64. Wowie! Already? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    About 20 years after the game industry, MS invents split screen computer use.

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  65. Not surprised by sas-dot · · Score: 1

    This is the same group which wants to give multiple mouse to one PC. The dumbest idea to experiment with children of developing countries. Why cant the children have cheaper individual PC's.

  66. Genius by mjollnir2 · · Score: 1

    Great! Now you can watch Windows crash twice!

  67. Poor attempt at a multi-seat computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is just grabbing at anything because they know windows is currently incapable (in a technical/architectural sense) of competing with this.

  68. good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it is a good idea. What if you hook on two monitors to this split screen feature enabled PC. Isn't it a good idea? You can reduce a lot of redundant hardware. Only thing is that the graphics card should have a dual VGA port. All the rest can be the same. In countries where hardware is expensive everything counts.

  69. Good Lord... prior art? by lpangelrob · · Score: 1

    Microsoft doesn't just copy Apple anymore, do they?

  70. Photo: Microsoft's I'm-a-PC-I'm-a-Mac Commercial by theodp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exclusive photo. :-)

  71. Windows XP Starter Edition by vox+nihili · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally! Now I can open more than 3 windows simultanely!

  72. No Need For Two Operating Systems... by jollyplex · · Score: 1

    I think a better approach for the tasks mentioned would be to run a single OS and have two independent {mouse cursors / text-field cursors / clipboards / application focuses} in the same desktop environment that spanned the entire screen. This would use less memory and allow people to easily interact with each other's work, make use of OLE objects, etc. You could argue you need two environments for security... but since each user has physical access to the other's input devices... not to mention the ability to see their screen and shoulder-surf it's sort of a moot point.

  73. Targeting tech support? by ushering05401 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It doesn't mention this in TFA, but tech support management apps that I have seen could easily fit on 1/2 a screen w/a tabbed interface. Your main tasks are to lookup the customers, record billable time, notate key points of the problem, read some stepped hep files, and pass it on if the fix is not simple.

    And considering this was developed in India there just might be something to this.

    Regards.

  74. It would make a lot more sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you split a widescreen monitor running two different OS's on the same box with one keyboard and one mouse that can move seamlessly between the two OS's. Although it seems like it would be fairly straightforward make a simple wrapper for vmware or qemu which boots multiple VM's simultaneously in some sort of tiled configuration in the same window. Personally, I feel that a Beryl/Compiz-esque cubed desktop interface for a virtualized multi OS environment would be the most intuitively pleasing and usable way to go about something like this.

  75. seems like more effort for little gain by Jessta · · Score: 1

    Monitors really aren't that expensive and due to space constraints around the monitor you'd have to get big monitors so the users could sit back far enought not to get in each other's way. This is hardly different from running a linux box with two users on two different monitors.
    But I'm sure microsoft will patent the idea and nobody will actually use it.

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  76. Bloated by Garabito · · Score: 1

    Maybe the article had it wrong, but separate OS for each half of the screen seems bloated to me. After all, this is targeted at low income families and schools in developing countries, where low-specs PCs are the norm. A single instance of the OS, managing the two sessions seems more efficient.

    And please don't tell me each half will be running Windows Vista Half Screen Edition. A low spec'd PC running not one, but TWO instances of Vista? You'd need a Beowulf cluster to do that!

  77. Multiuser support by Lupu · · Score: 1

    Does this mean Windows gets multiuser support?

  78. Interesting... by KnowledgeKeeper · · Score: 1

    I guess India just got all those golden oldies we've played 15yrs ago. Yesterday we've played split-screen car racing games, side-scrollers and today we're writing texts in pairs.

    Who said all that play time was wasted? :)

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  79. When BSOD hits... by gentoofu · · Score: 5, Funny

    will it cover the entire screen or just the half of it?

    1. Re:When BSOD hits... by ysegalov · · Score: 1

      yes, then one side will reboot and the other continue to operate normally.

    2. Re:When BSOD hits... by JRPereira · · Score: 1
  80. Paid shill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you a paid shill? Because you sure sound like one.

    1. Re:Paid shill? by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      He didn't say that he likes to bash Microsoft as much as the next guy, so the jury is still out. That phrase is a sure indicator.

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  81. THIS HAS by kage.j · · Score: 1

    BEEN DONE BEFORE. Shuttle computers made something like this, I remember it like a year or two ago. It was a computer you plug 2 monitors, keyboards, and mice in...and 2 people can use it at one time.

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    1. Re:THIS HAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it hasn't. That was a sensible idea and not too difficult to set up when using Linux - see here for details and an example of a six-headed configuration. What Microsoft is proposing is sharing a single screen which is a fucking stupid idea, because you get left with very little screen real-estate to work with unless you have a nice widescreen monitor and if you can afford that you'll probably be better off just getting two cheap monitors and a cheap graphics card.

    2. Re:THIS HAS by mlk · · Score: 1

      It was a computer you plug 2 monitors This uses a single monitor. (Also been done before, game consoles and some funky X thingie).
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  82. hmm by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    I like how gaming console systems went from using split screens for 2 players, to networking multiple consoles so each person has his/her own screen. Now PCs are going from networking multiple PCs so each person has his/her own screen to sharing a single screen via splitscreens? Uh, as Bender would say "does not compute".

    On a side note, if you work for a company that has to resort to using this type technology in order to be able to afford computers to satisfy the number employees working there, that's probably a good indicator that you need to be looking for employment elsewhere.

  83. Prior art.. by Sergey23 · · Score: 1

    Haven't video game consoles been doing this for a while? I remember playing Goldeneye against my friend and using a single monitor (TV screen) whose image was divided into two.

  84. So fucking stupid by rdebath · · Score: 1

    There's already a perfect solution to this problem, the remote-desktop or X terminal depending on your OS.
    The only problem is that with windows you have to buy a minor variation of the OS that's 5 times the price and still pay more for each desktop. So what you save on hardware you pay out three times over to Microsoft.

    BTW: Current screens have speakers, USB ports and a CPU; "all" that may be needed is a tiny upgrade to the CPU and it'll be a "remote desktop" client. But for a "remote desktop" client to be useful Microsoft would have to stop screwing their customers ...

  85. OLPC by rizole · · Score: 1
    One Laptop Per Children? Is this Microsoft's new strategy to get back in on the action? TCO suddenly halfed.

    Ideal for conjoined twins.

  86. Wiings by AnyThingButWindows · · Score: 1

    Or Red Bull...

    billg: Argg. I have found a way to merge 2 computers into one.
    steve: (Throws Chair) That will never work.
    billg: (Drags cursor across the room and clicks on chair)
    billg: Havn't you heard? This new technology gives you wiings!
    steve: (Watches as chair sprout wings and flys away)

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  87. Re:Hey, Windows/Linux refugees! by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

    So hasn't virtual terminals and screen locking solved this already, e.g. use linux! F8? With xserver running on it anyone? Sounds as half baked as MS tab completion they added to the command prompt in XP, I'll take Bash or Zsh thankyou.

  88. it screams for a patent by kirils · · Score: 1

    bet they're gonna get a patent on this groundbreaking invention known to myself since the times of Need For Spead and before.

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  89. Sharing one PC? by roxtar · · Score: 1
    The technology could help small businesses and schools in developing countries reduce their computer costs and could even work in homes where more than one family member needs access.

    I somehow don't like the idea of two people sharing the same PC. The personal computer won't be personal anymore.

  90. Sun SparcStation by lanner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, this like what my 1993 SparcStation 10 can do. You have a single CPU unit with multiple framebuffers, thus allowing for up to four sets of monitors, keyboards, and mice.

    I envision this as the only practical use of this technology; The ability to share a single computer between four office cubes of call-center workers, each with their own monitor, keyboard, and mouse.

    1. Re:Sun SparcStation by vivaoporto · · Score: 1

      This is not what it means. It means one screen for two people at the same monitor. Lamest. Idea. Ever.

    2. Re:Sun SparcStation by KnowledgeKeeper · · Score: 1

      Wow, this like what my 1993 SparcStation 10 can do. You have a single CPU unit with multiple framebuffers, thus allowing for up to four sets of monitors, keyboards, and mice.

      You mean, something like a six-headed, six-user linux system?

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    3. Re:Sun SparcStation by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      I've seen this done with a windows machine and an ATI graphics card. There was a CD that came with the card allowing you to split the machine into 2 terminals.

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  91. All joking aside... by jda487 · · Score: 1

    I think this would be not too bad for dual-screen type situations. I have played around with dual-screening a bit and my major problem with it is when an application is full-screened on one screen it usually minimized applications on the other screen. Likewise, when you moved the mouse/keyboard focus away from full-screened application it usually minimized while you were in another application. I never really played around with it too too much but this might be an elegant way around this.

  92. Ballmer Chair by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 3, Funny

    And then, you'll need the new, patented, Ballmer chair.
    Wide enough to hold two wide butts (or one Ballmer butt)
    to sit in front of the monitor.

    Free chair throwing license included!

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    1. Re:Ballmer Chair by Poltras · · Score: 1

      Say, how many library of congress is equivalent to one ballmer butt?

    2. Re:Ballmer Chair by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

      Free chair throwing license included!

      You better read the Microsoft EULA in there. It might be free for home use, but throwing chairs in a business might get you promoted.

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  93. Split Screen by amoralaroma · · Score: 1

    It was annoying in Goldeneye 64, it's gonna be much more annoying when you're using windows.

    1. Re:Split Screen by rizole · · Score: 1

      Er...this IS /. Using windows is much more annoying by default.

  94. gotta patent this! by Epiphenomenon · · Score: 1

    We could call it "multi tasking" or a "multi user system" or "the concurrent interweb" or something! One computer doing two things at once!!!

  95. Old solution by dj245 · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing a solution that did this a long time ago advertised in a computer magazine, probably around 1996 or so. It relied on some specialized hardware and software. Hardware took in one PS/2 mouse and keyboard and SVGA, and spat out two keyboard, two mice, and two video outputs. Back then USB wasn't widespread. I forget the name of the company (this was ages ago) but they are probably out of business long since and their hardware long since thrown away. Of course today with dual-output graphics cards somewhat the norm and usb keyboards and mice, you could easilly do a software only solution.

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  96. What about by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

    Vista? Doesn't MS disallow Vista on a VM w/o a special license?

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    1. Re:What about by Shados · · Score: 1

      "Special" license being half of the versions of Vista. Not all that special.

  97. Surprise! could be done with Linux,too. by quitte · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's useful - but still. Linux has support for multiple mice and keyboards quite some time now. With multiple screens that even is somwhat useful. Now if you really must have multiple Xservers running on one Monitor you could always run Xephyr. No Idea how whoever wrote the article got the idea there were multiple OSes running,though.

  98. This can be done with X. by dallaylaen · · Score: 1

    This seems to me like a bad idea, primarily because two people staring at the same monitor will experience a good degree of stress.

    But still, someone can find it useful. So, here's how I have just done it on Linux:

    Xnest :1.0 -geometry 512x768+0+0 &
    Xnest :2.0 -geometry 512x768+512+0 &


    Haven't thought of a smart DM config yet.

    btw, multiple desktops would be a boon for someone with such a setup.

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  99. One Step Behind by Raideen · · Score: 1

    Sure, you have virtual terminals on Linux but that only lets one user use the console at a time. More on par with this is the Six-headed configuration. Add virtualization and I don't see why something very similar can't be archived. However, splitting of the display seems absolutely stupid. Even with a wide screens, the viewing configuration wouldn't be ergonomic so a multi-headed configuration with multiple console inputs seems smarter and more economical (since you don't have to start widening cubicles and paying for neck and back strain injuries) to me. The only reason to do something like what they're trying to do is simply to figure how to do it and then hopefully apply that knowledge to something that's actually useful.

    1. Re:One Step Behind by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

      I was refuring to parent. And user switching.

  100. Cyber 180 by KC1P · · Score: 1

    Could have sworn I saw this ~20 years ago on a Cyber 180 that was running both NOS and NOS/VE on the same physical machine (these OSes don't even use the same word size!). OK the console wasn't split-screen, you had to flip between one and the other, but that hardly seems like a critical change (most of us would *rather* have the whole screen to play with, with whichever OS has focus right now).

  101. Too bad by dallaylaen · · Score: 1

    OK, I haven't figured out how to separate mice and keyboards. I only have one of each... And little time.

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    1. Re:Too bad by ukatoton · · Score: 1

      use multipoint X server. mentioned in some comments above.

    2. Re:Too bad by spockrock · · Score: 1

      you know what this means right guys, now linux and bsd users will be infringing on another MS patent.

  102. Fuck India by Gluecifer · · Score: 1

    Thats just great, the Indians invented a split screen system and I'll have to listen to them support it. Im sorry but listening to Boganeshj saying his name is Bill is enough for me . Dothead bastards!!

  103. Like those French telephones by ewoudenberg · · Score: 1

    I've always liked how French telephones have a spare earpiece for another person to listen in with. So this feature seems like it could be useful when someone comes to my desk to work on something with me. With it I'd be able to offer them a spare keyboard and mouse and some screen real estate (or maybe my second monitor) so they wouldn't have to be totally high-and-dry from the 'net while there.

  104. Actually there is a use by mattr · · Score: 1

    I doubt MS thought of it, but this could actually be a way for parents to watch what their kids are doing on the net. Maybe buy a wide screen that could be used for wide tv/movies or for two word processing sessions? But you can't past between them.. much better to use a virtual pc type thing and just write a driver to redirect an extra set of mouse/keyboard to one of them..

    I've heard of something similar before, a single PC with separate keyboards and mice (and I thought separate screens but don't remember) so that with 1 core PC you can add peripherals for more people to sit around it working. For use in a 3rd world country I thought.. of course unless they are splitting a screen that's got corners it will be quite sweaty over there..

    Oh there is one other use. You could have a bunch of dumb terminals running sessions on a split screen and project the screen. Already thought of that kind of thing before though and it wouldn't be enhanced by actually splitting the screen itself. Not that I'd use Vista for it..

  105. So when one crashes... by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    Do you get two Blue Screens of Death for the price of one?

  106. Split bad. Dual monitor Good by CircularHowler · · Score: 1

    Split screen is lame. But dual monitors, with one screen per user would rock. My kids fight for the computer all the time and this would solve some problems. Then in single pc mode it would have dual (or triple) monitors.

  107. A, B, C... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) This is not innovation;
    b) This is not Microsoft's. Dividing a screen has been done in so many contexts, I'm being a fool just to mention this;
    c) Why are these R&D guys being paid to make this? I could write BS like this and I'm not being paid!
    d) Why is this /. stuff? Does this matter?
    e) Split screen could be much more interesting: e.g. with a flexible display which could be folded (and unfolded), so that to guys could sit at an angle or even opposed;
    f) This is Microsoft, which is enough reason to postpone this to Monday, instead of ruining a beautiful Sunday;
    g) We really want innovation, like an ultra-cheap LCD (or even better, e-ink) display, possibly with natural sun lighting instead of a lamp. Don't tell me nobody is doing this. Why can't big corporations with enourmous vaults design simple innovative things? Does money make one dumb?
    h) Aw, come on. At least Roland comes up with innovative things and everybody and his dog lambasts him. Damn, who sends this shut?
    i) Please, someone mount a rotating projector and with clever timing, build a cave. This would be way more interesting...
    j) I got tired, but this could go on to 26 reasons not to post BS on /.

  108. IBM PRIOR ART - SYSTEM/34! by Suzuran · · Score: 1

    I distinctly remember an IBM 5250-family terminal attached to a System/34 (Or /36) that had two CRTs for this purpose. It looked like two 5251s joined back-to-back. IIRC it required only one twinax connection. Does anyone remember the ID?

    1. Re:IBM PRIOR ART - SYSTEM/34! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall the 3197s allowing dual sessions via sysreq, but not show both on the screen at the same time. But the later 4377 module certainly could. I used to use that feature all the time. You could have dual addresses on the device, and each of those had dual sessions via sysreq.

  109. Dilbert II by put_the_cat_out · · Score: 1

    Dilbert now has to share his cubicle with another bitter employee.

  110. New Technology? by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

    So, Microsoft has discovered how to run VMWare in an application window? This reminds me of when Microsoft discovered that two people could be logged into a computer at the same time and called it Windows Terminal Server. The "New Technology" must be the attachment of the Windows name to the project.

    Or maybe you couldn't have multiple keyboards/pointers assigned to independent windowed sessions in Windows before this? It's been a while since I've used Windows. If this is the case, it's good to see that Windows is starting to catch up.

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  111. Suitable chair by owlstead · · Score: 1

    Perfect chair for dual screen. Seems pretty heavy as well, so it should be proof against vandalism by Microsoft CEO's.

  112. OT: Multipointer mice? by cgenman · · Score: 1

    A slightly offtopic question: I've frequently found it would be useful to have multiple mice running under a single windows session, primarily for clicking through tedious dialog boxes that lack hotkey shortcuts. Does anyone know of a good way to setup XP or Vista with one user and two mouse pointers? Differentiating between the clicks wouldn't be necessary.

    It's similar to this question, but without separate messages for separate mice clicks.

  113. Mostly old news; multiXnest by mjrauhal · · Score: 1

    multiXnest is designed to run several user X sessions on one computer. It's actually meant for multimonitor setups, but it can certainly do many users on one monitor too; just that it hasn't seemed like a good idea to anyone, and still doesn't to me.

    The MS solution does seem to be intending to add some more integration than multiXnest can do, though, what with the moving mouse cursor over to the other session. I'm sure the innovation of being able to move one's cursor over the entire screen will be a patentworthy addition.

  114. Obligatory Skinner by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Mother's gone too far. She'd put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented "Man Without A Face" - I didn't even know he had a problem!"

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  115. In the age of dual core processors by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    you can run two operating systems at once.

    Who says the other OS has to be Windows, though? If they are using Virtual PC or some other virtual machine, just stick on a copy of Linux and run Windows and Linux at the same time. Top screen for Windows, bottom screen for Linux.

    Ah heck, just get a system that uses a virtual machine and load two OSes on that virtual machine and assign one monitor to one virtual machine and another monitor to the second virtual machine.

    I wonder if you can use a PS/2 keyboard and mouse for one machine and stick in a USB keyboard and an USB mouse for the second machine.

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  116. In all seriousness... by xlsior · · Score: 1

    ...If this does allow the OS to logically seperate two virtual systems on a single screen, the upshot of that is that if you have a dual screen system, it should be able to segregate the extended desktop as well -- essentially giving you two nearly full-fledged workstations for the cost of a single one + 2nd monitor. There's plenty of practical applications for that in an office environment.

    Most plug-in video adapters these days are dual-head, montors are cheap, and the typical user only uses a fraction of the horsepower their machine has to offer. I doubt that this idea has much merrit in a single-monitor configuration, but I can definitely see a market for it when dealing with dual-screen setups.

  117. NEWSFLASH: Computer Sales at 50%! by Franklin+Brauner · · Score: 1

    Keyboard and Mouse Industry Continues to Thrive.
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  118. Re:Hey, Windows/Linux refugees! by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    I used PCs right up until my desktop burst into flame, at which point I purchased a brand new MBP. I instantly adapted to the UI, and while I'm not an emo freak like the people in your pictures, I am able to use and understand the UI and am doing research and learning more about the OS.

    I know, I know, you're a troll... but I thought I'd respond and let you know that just because us "PC" guys are dorky and not social or artistic, that doesn't mean we can't enjoy OS X and the sexy Apple hardware.

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  119. Re:Split bad. Dual monitor Good by ketilf · · Score: 1

    I agree. Perhaps this can be solved running 2 instances of Linux/X with different configuration files specifying the different input and output devices? Anyone have suggestions as to how this can be done? And then, if you wanted windows or mac, you can run different instances of Qemu/Xen/whatever on each X server.

  120. how is it different? by jyro1980 · · Score: 1

    I don't see why the same thing cannot be achieved with technologies already available today. VMware workstation, Linux KVM, allow you to run multiple operating systems on the same machine. With thin client technologies (e.g. Wyse) you can actually use a single machine to run many OSes simultaneously and users can have their own thin computers that will access those OS instances remotely. If the different OS need is not very necessary, then VNC is the simplest solution that one can use for this kind of split access.

  121. Wrong by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

    I can think of at least one thing out of them that has landed in a production product. I remember a while back (it was on Slashdot even, link would be appreciated), where someone there made a special program for Wi-Fi cards that did something I call "Leapfrog Mode", where it would connect to multiple APs at once, and automatically choose the "primary" AP based on signal strength. Some form of this is in Vista.

    P.S. If this can be done in Linux, I'd like to know how

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  122. Wow by z-j-y · · Score: 1
    This would be a great idea for Tokyo hotels. I knew India was crowded, but I have no idea it is that crowded.

    Now only if we can develop the technology to physically splice the screen so that each of the two users can move his part of the screen where he likes, it would be the best invention since the sliced bread.

  123. Linux Desktop Multiplier by shish · · Score: 1

    Or instead of buying one 19" screen, and forcing two people to sit on top of eachother, you could buy several 15" screens, and allow many people to sit in comfort. link. In gist, it's a multi-headed X server, with a USB keyboard and mouse pair assigned to each head~

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    1. Re:Linux Desktop Multiplier by bogidu · · Score: 1

      Or since they want to use windows, how bout a hardware solution? http://www.elecomsystems.com/showpages.asp?pid=100 6

  124. Jeppesen PRIOR ART - Currently in use on aircraft by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Look at current jep equipment on many of the commercial and air force aircrafts. You will find a single screen, where it has buttons on the right and left. In addition, it is a touch screen. It displays info about the aircraft (via a OS-178B system), and hit one of the buttons on the right, and you will have programs from a windows system. The input is based on which one is active.

    And of course, X-windows (esp with x-nest) is a better example

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  125. VMWare? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    I've done this w/ VMWare for years.

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  126. A better idea. by thinsoldier · · Score: 1

    I have seen many families who at one point had multiple pc's (one for each child). Later as the machines got infected or physically stopped working the would just buy a new system (with monitor/keyboard/mouse) and so they've got a couple old monitors/keyboards/mice just sitting in the garage or closet.

    What I'd like to see someone invent is a device where can plug in 1 computer, 5 monitors, 5 external drives, keyboards, mice. And have each user with their own account using the system simultaneously. In this age of quad-core super fast systems and well written, resource efficient linux applications I don't see why this hasn't been done already. Especially when you consider the vast majority of home users only use their computer to browse the web, chat, type simple documents and other simple activities that can be accomplished on systems built in 1995.

    Benefits:
    * This would be most useful for poorer families who can't afford a computer for each child.
    * All the children would be in the same room where parents could easily monitor their children's activities.
    * Less use of electricity
    * Less discarding of perfectly good monitors/keyboards/mice
    * Schools that only teach office apps anyway can save on the number of systems they have to buy.
    * Even if schools bought windows they'd have to buy less copies/seats since 'seats' means individual machines.

  127. keyboard sharing by quenda · · Score: 1
    Cool! A language that uses only half of the keyboard!

    To implement keyboard sharing at the OS level, we could use technology from here:

    http://packages.debian.org/unstable/utils/pornview

    All PornView opera tions may be controlled with only one hand using a mouse or the key board arrow keys.
  128. Multi Monitors by Kuvter · · Score: 1

    This would be great if it worked for more than one monitor. Then you could just have one PC in the house and have everyone have their own monitor, keyboard, and mouse as an access point to it. If most of what the house did was only as intensive as surfing the web and writing papers there would be a masive cost savings to be had.

    In most cases you wouldn't need multiple OSs though. Only the ability to run multiple user accounts, each on their own screen. I guess this just give more flexibility though.

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  129. Unix-based does have this already by vignatti · · Score: 1

    XAT, the "X Address Translation", does this kind of work already on Unix systems. Take a look here: http://www.c3sl.ufpr.br/multiseat/xat/

  130. BSOD by csk_1975 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean the computer will BSOD twice as often or is it actually an exponential increase and the computer will BSOD four times as often? I can just imagine that when (not if) your half of the system freezes there'll be fun and games asking the other user to restart their computer so that your computer starts working again. And all those reboots required when you run Windows Update twice on one computer doesn't bear thinking about.

  131. DAMNIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, MICROSOFT! PST! Over here!

    Maybe you should, I don't know, GET VISTA TO INSTALL FLAWLESSLY, OR WORK before moving on to inventing more stupid shit!

    ~A concerned customer

  132. Incredibly valuable by oso · · Score: 1

    Wow, what an incredible leap forward :-).

    I do hope Microsoft patents this valuable technology... in order to prevent hordes of idiots from attempting something similarly moronic.

    Sigh.

  133. Done already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jetway created a product long ago that does this (although now old/off the market). Once again Microsoft fails. They don't invent anything. They just make people think they do so they can make money selling it. Invention my ass. http://www.jetwaycomputer.com/others.html

  134. Job's RDF transcends time and space by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    So you could just say that Apple invented everything in the computer industry for the last 100 years.

  135. ClearType? by gtada · · Score: 1

    Wasn't ClearType a result of Microsoft Research?

  136. Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a fuckin dumb idea

    TRUE

    I could only see some sort of benefit if they were developing a way to use two mice and keyboards on the one OS, not split the screen.

  137. how about one PC, two monitors? by amuzulo · · Score: 1

    It seems like the smartest thing would be to use one PC and two monitors. Monitors aren't that expensive compared to PCs, especially for an office environment (i.e. not flat-screen). For most office applications, the PCs are so fast they could easily handle two employees and their monitors, but computer companies make you buy more power, because they can. I mean, I can run Joost on my TV while I surf the web and play online poker on my Macbook monitor, so it seems like this would be a great solution for employees who don't need much processing power.

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  138. Two operating systems? by bogomipz · · Score: 1

    The article mentions two times that each side of the screen runs its own operating system. Is this really so? I think it's more likely that it simply lets two users log in at once. Running different copies of the OS would require virtualization, twice as much RAM, and would suck more CPU power. Not to mention the part about moving the mouse cursor over to the other half. If it's not within the same operating system, this would probably need to be network transparent, meaning you could just as well move your cursor over to a screen in the next building. I find it unlikely that they bothered to implement this, so it adds to my suspicion that the article is wrong about the two operating systems.

    Also, like others mentioned, it would be a lot more useful to hook up an extra monitor than splitting the screen. Two 15" monitors would probably even be cheaper than one 17". You avoid the vertical split that makes the screen real estate hopeless to work with, and you sit at a comfortable distance apart. If the idea behind the project is actually productized, I guess they'll end up adding support for utilizing separate video cards.

    Oh, and one more thing. What does the license for MS Office say about two people using the same copy simultaneously? Within the same running instance of Windows.

  139. i can't see... by Kaukomieli · · Score: 1

    ...any invention here. split-screen has been around for ages, as well as sharing computing power.

    people (and editors...) really need to start thinking for themselves again, repeat with me:
    - numbers can not be copyrighted, to copyright something there has to be a minimum creative effort
    - if you sell the right to listen to a piece of music or to watch a movie the hardware where the data to be replayed is saved upon is only a matter of transportation and has nothing to do with copyright.
    - an invention is when you come up with something an average professional could not have thought up if confronted with the task, not if you just throw together some long existing techniques in a try to pull off more revenue per computer.
    - legislation should not pass laws protecting a business-model, businesses shall adapt to reality

  140. Question of economy by jsiren · · Score: 1
    Where all of the below are applicable, which is cheapest (numbers estimated):
    1. 500 low-end ($500) enterprise PCs + 500 Windows licenses for 500 employees;
    2. 250 middle-end ($800) enterprise PCs (you're running two copies of most applications) + 250 to 500 Windows licenses + 250 sharing software licenses to share between 500 employees;
    3. 3 terminal servers clustered ($5000 the whole bunch) + 500 thin clients ($150 each) + Windows licenses + 10 middle-end PCs ($800) for those who need more power?
    Bonus points for considering maintenance costs and equipment life cycle.
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  141. Beware of the complicators!!11!! by chthon · · Score: 1
  142. History Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should be on the history channel ... it's not a discovery ... it's like we're going back in time

  143. $10 computing? by ja · · Score: 1

    Eureka! They've solved the "computing on a shoestring" problem way ahead of time. Maybe not a laptop, but the price is in the right ballpark.

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  144. Multiseat X... by Sunsetbeach · · Score: 1

    ...but only one monitor... nice.

    Maybe Microsoft finds a way to share mouse and keyboard as well... uhm.. wait..

  145. shortage of desktops .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    Since most people can't share the same desk, nevermind the same screen I don't know how this is going to work. If it is a matter of a shortage of desktops then invest in a diskless workstation server. It should work out at a fifth of the cost of the same number of fat clients. Besides which hardware is relatively cheap nowadays.

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  146. Re:Pay for vista 4 times by lpaseen · · Score: 1

    Isn't that 4 times?
    1: NameBrand sells BigCorp a pc preloaded with a Windows vista licensese
    2: BigCorp have agreed to pay one vista for every employee they have even if the system came with a license
    3: Lease up and system returned but license not transferable so whoever buys the pc can run linux/bsd/oss or buy one more vista license
    4: It was shipped to a place where this split screen is in use and they need to buy one more license for the second screen

  147. Multiple users by lpaseen · · Score: 1

    How about one PC with multiple graphic cards, kbd and mouse all playing along at the same time. Wait, that's another old thing, just look at this six headed six usersolution they created with linux.

  148. Another discussion ruined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I read comments here, it's only a matter of time before some moron completely derails and destroys the good conversation by mentioning Second Life, OpenOffice.org, or Hitler. This is not your MMOG forum, your captive audience for (crappy) FOSS evangelism, or your "oh-noes-the-Holocaust" support group. The minute you mention those topics, it's over, close tab, the discussion is screwed. So do us all a favour and shut the fuck up.

  149. So much... by Vexor · · Score: 1

    for surfing pron in privacy.

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  150. How about two full screens??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we make the Indian workers wear special glasses with colored lenses, we can give the two workers a full screen.

    First we take two sets of 3d glasses, and put both blue lenses in one set and both red lenses in the other set. One windows desktop is running in red scale and one in blue scale. User 1 gets blue, and the red content of the screen is filtered out for him by the glasses. User 2 gets red, and the blue content is filtered out for him by the glasses.

    In fact, if we apply this color model to the existing split screen model, we can have 4 Indians using one PC screen! Think of the efficiency this can create.

  151. Use multi-cursor X by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    The outer Xorg must be the multi-cursor variety. Bind the pointer/keyboard sets to each Xnest client to make sure they get dedicated focus.

    Alternatively (if you can afford two monitors and VGA cards) set up independant X servers on each screen, and bind them to specific USB input devices.

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  152. Why does it require two copies of Windows? by Jessta · · Score: 1

    Why does it require two copies of Windows?
    Seriously strange. I thought Window was a multi-user operating system now?

    As an invention it really isn't. putting two users on one monitor is silly, unless you have a big monitor in which case you may as well buy two smaller monitors to save money.

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  153. Re:Split bad. Dual monitor Good by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    a quick and dirty soloution could be to get a monitor with two inputs. then you can either have both your monitors on your main PC or one on your main PC and one on your old PC.

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