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  1. Visual DRM on Valve To Reveal Virtual Reality Dev Kit Next Week At GDC · · Score: 0

    If you attempt to look at something in the AR headset you haven't acquired the license to look at, the hardware simply omits that object from your view.

  2. Re:He confirms: T-Mobile was lying. Q: How much? on Ten Lies T-Mobile Told Me About My Data Plan · · Score: 2

    > In our area, T-Mobile lies about its coverage.

    Then consider contributing some real end-user coverage mapping to the Sensorly project.

  3. Re:Given what people use them for, I'd say no. on Wired On 3-D Printers As Fraud Enablers · · Score: 1

    I just want a fucking Asuka figurine. As long as it's not melting onto my desk I don't care if it came out of an giant industrial "3D printer" in Zhejiang or some weaboo's HP PlastiJet in Boyle Heights.

  4. I support... on Wired On 3-D Printers As Fraud Enablers · · Score: 0

    ...mandatory gun helmets for all citizens.

  5. Re:Hmm, maybe on Sony Offers a "Premium Sound" SD Card For a Premium Price · · Score: 0

    > have to wonder what kind of terrifyingly awful crap people are playing music on if noise from the SD/SDIO bus is a large enough portion of the problem

    Dubstep, of course!

  6. Re:Replica? on US Military Working On 3D Printing Exact Replicas of Bones & Limbs · · Score: 1

    So we just outsource surgeon jobs to the 5th dimension? Problem solved, and we can probably make a pretty penny in the process.

  7. Life Intimates Art on Georgia State Univ. Art Project Causes 2nd Evacuation & Bomb Squad Call · · Score: 1

    Just think what would have to happen if everyone were to actually do what the idiot security thespians want us to do and "if we see something, say something." Every discarded tin can along a roadway, every ungarded box sitting on the grass. Choke them to death on their own system.

    Make it a game. How many suspicious packages can YOU call in today?

    "Oh, no ma'am. I'm not calling in a bomb threat. I thought I saw a suspicious package."

  8. Re:Legal Bribery on Comcast Pays Overdue Fees, Offers Freebies For TWC Merger Approval · · Score: 1

    I agree. There is a shockingly low number of corporate revenge murders in America. These CEOs and all the motherfuckers like that? They need to be SCARED. We need to up the corporate terrorism game severely.

  9. Worlds Highest Rope... on Engineers Develop 'Ultrarope' For World's Highest Elevator · · Score: 1

    Made of Hemp

  10. Here's a freebie for some mod-fi writer: on White House Drone Incident Exposes Key Security Gap · · Score: 1

    "Thermite Drone"

    You're welcome.

  11. I have a joke: on Germany Plans Highway Test Track For Self-Driving Cars · · Score: 1

    It's called the No-onebergring.

  12. Re:Cryptography is lost on Scientists Determine New Way To Untangle Proteins By Unboiling an Egg · · Score: 1

    Pass the salt hash, brother.

  13. Running Mate? on Fark's Drew Curtis Running For Governor of Kentucky · · Score: 1

    Who would you run alongside Drew Curtis? Maddox to bring the conservative gravitas or moot for his free speech credentials?

  14. Re:Who cares? on Linus Fixes Kernel Regression Breaking Witcher 2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    *REAL* gamers emphasize false purity and always seek to exorcize the Other.

  15. Thank the Mozilla Foundation on Google Sees Biggest Search Traffic Drop Since 2009 As Yahoo Gains Ground · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thank you Mozilla!

  16. Re:Yay! on Gunmen Kill 12, Wound 7 At French Magazine HQ · · Score: 1

    I suspect you meant that a jest, but she was actually fairly vile. One opinion: http://www.stuff.co.nz/aucklan...

  17. I suggest... on The Search For Starivores, Intelligent Life That Could Eat the Sun · · Score: 0

    "Stellar Dragon"

  18. A Christmas Pony by Grr Raoul Leash on Russian Hackers Stole Millions From Banks, ATMs · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Everything was silent that Christmas Eve. Only the lightly falling snow
    that decorated the landscape seemed to exhibit life. The children of the
    Streamer family had gone to bed early in hopes that Santa would come. Tom
    Streamer and his lovely wife Laura were snuggled in each other's arms,
    anticipating the joyous laughter that soon will fill the Midwestern farmhouse
    as it did each Christmas before. Laura was asleep but Tom was engrossed in
    thought.

    Tom had promised himself that this year's drought and its devastating
    effects on his family's income would not spoil this Christmas for his children.
    But the lack of revenue made it impossible for him to buy the one thing his
    children wanted so desperately: a pony. All Midwestern farm kids, except his,
    had ponies to ride and Tom felt a sense of guilt not being able to afford one.

    Tom looked over towards Laura. He then realized he was a lucky man to
    have such a beautiful and adoring family. His fifteen year old son, Jimmy, had
    made All American in just his freshman year of high school. His thirteen year
    old daughter, Amy, was fast becoming a remarkable woman.

    Without warning, Tom's thoughts were interrupted by a loud crash coming
    from the roof of the two-story wood framed house. Startled, Laura woke to hear
    the supports in the attic creak under the strain of something heavy.

    "What is it?" Laura asked, wiping the sleep from her eyes.

    "I don't know," Tom replied, moving quickly out of bed and putting on a
    robe. "Let's find out."

    Laura followed Tom's lead while also slipping on a robe.

    As they scampered out of the master bedroom, they were greeted in the
    hallway by Jimmy and Amy.

    "Is that Santa?" Amy asked.

    Jimmy said, "I don't think so, Amy. But I'm ready for anything."

    Tom and Laura laughed as Jimmy knifed his hands through the air. He was
    taking Karate lessons at the local YMCA and was anxious to demonstrate his
    newfound skill. Amy and Jimmy soon followed their parent's laughter with
    snickers of their own.

    "Come on, 'Karate Kid.' Let's see what's going on," Tom said, grinning
    while ruffling his right hand through Jimmy's thick curly hair.

    The family followed the creaking sound along the rafters.

    "It seems to be heading towards the chimney," Laura said perplexed.

    "It is Santa!" Amy exclaimed.

    "Don't jump to conclusions just yet young lady," Tom said with a fake
    scowl on his face. "The fireplace is lit. Maybe it's an animal that got on
    the roof from a nearby tree and wants to get close to the heat coming from the
    chimney. It's cold outside you know."

    "By the sound of it, it's a pretty *BIG* animal don't you think, Dad?"
    Jimmy went back to making Karate chops again.

    They huddled around the top of the staircase, crouching down to get the
    full view of the roaring fire in the fireplace, wondering what the source of
    the sound on the roof was going to do next.

    All of a sudden the fire in the fireplace blew out with a whooshing sound.
    But just as suddenly, the fire roared back to life. The four of them gasped.
    There, standing in front of the fireplace, was a very large man with a white
    beard dressed in a red suit, wearing gloves and a cap and stroking the head of
    a magnificent pony!

    "Ho ho ho,

  19. Re:Incompetence vs Conspiracy on North Korea Denies Responsibility for Sony Attack, Warns Against Retaliation · · Score: 1

    You have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

  20. PHOOM on Boeing and BlackBerry Making a Self-Destructing Phone · · Score: 1

    Finally I'll be able to get that o-bomb-a-phone that they're always talkin' 'bout on the talky radio.

  21. Made in America! on Apple and Samsung Already Working On A9 Processor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Designed in Germany by Indians for production in China by Koreans to be unpacked by Texans and purchased by Mexicans.

  22. Re:Couldn't have happened to a more deserving comp on The Sony Pictures Hack Was Even Worse Than Everyone Thought · · Score: 0

    Y*AH F*CK S*NY

  23. Re:is it really bad in the first place? on Breath Test For Pot Being Developed At WSU · · Score: 1

    Fuckin' Meadowlands `74, bro. I was trippin' balls.

  24. Re:to quote from a +5 comment in another thread on Police Body Cam Privacy Exploitation · · Score: 1

    > Bedroom?

    Bodycam video of me sleeping and refreshing /. can't be that compelling.

  25. Re:All your data (and you) belong Amazon on Amazon's Echo: a $200, Multi-Function, Audio-Centric Device · · Score: 1

    I prefer to keep my always-on speaker in my pants pocket (except when I'm wearing girl glothes).