I just heard some sad news on talk radio - mild middle flamist Anonymous Coward was found dead in Slashdot this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular oblivion. Truly an Goatse icon.
It is official; Goatse.cx confirms: Bushism is dying One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Bushism community when IDC confirmed that Bushism market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Goatse.cx survey which plainly states that Bushism has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Bushism is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Hello.JPG to predict Bushism's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Bushism faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Bushism because Bushism is dying. Things are looking very bad for Bushism. As many of us are already aware, Bushism continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
The White House KKK representatives is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time The White House KKK representatives developers Condy Rice, Colin Powell only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: The White House KKK representatives is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
The White House Sionist Lobby leader Donald Rumsfeld, Papa Bush states that there are 7000 users of The White House Sionist Lobby. How many users of Tony Blair are there? Let's see. The number of The White House Sionist Lobby versus Tony Blair posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tony Blair users. Silvio Berlusconi posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Tony Blair posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Silvio Berlusconi. A recent article put The White House KKK representatives at about 80 percent of the Bushism market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 The White House KKK representatives users. This is consistent with the number of The White House KKK representatives Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Saddam Hussein, abysmal sales and so on, The White House KKK representatives went out of business and was taken over by LucasArts who sell another troubled OS. Now LucasArts is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Bushism has steadily declined in market share. Bushism is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Bushism is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Bushism continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Bushism is dead.
Maybe you say this because you can't communicate with us... Consider this : maybe we got a life and you're just one another nerd who's just to scared to discover real things...
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"The United States of America has gone mad" such is the title of the publication in London's Times by John Le Carre, author of a popular anti-Soviet political detective, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. He wrote: " America has entered one of its periods of historical madness, but this is the worst I can remember: worse than McCarthyism, worse than the Bay of Pigs and in the long term potentially more disastrous than the Vietnam War." It is a characteristic feature of Europe's spiritual awakening confronted with a barbaric "show-execution" initiated by the Bush administration in the Middle East.
Several years ago I saw a sinister picture in a Chinese newspaper: a line of dandy dressed people walking along a stadium track convoyed on both sides. The inscription to the picture said: "Drug dealers before execution on the International Day Against Drug Abuse." The sins of the people were terrible, the harm they did to countrymen was immeasurable, so the punishment they were to suffer was condign. But my heart bled when I saw their faces distorted with sufferings. The world mass media were extremely indignant about the "medieval" nature of public executions and about "uncivilized" Chinese judicial system. As a result of it, nothing has been heard about group executions for two or three years already. But we have got something instead of public executions: preparation for an execution of a larger scale, public execution of Iraq, has been done for several months already.
Curiosity of millions of potential spectators is stirred up with announcements about unknown methods of murder. Italy's Panorama
is nearly spitting from delight: "The Ah-64 D Apach helicopter is equipped with a computer capable to identify 128 objects per second. A radar fixed above the propeller operates like a submarine periscope which allows Apach to hide behind dunes in deserts. It alone can destroy a battalion from the distance of 10 kilometers. "Smart" bombs Gbu 28 are designed against underground depots, such bombs were just twice used in the Desert Storm. Cbu-97 bombs will be used against Saddam's tanks, each of the bombs issues 40 "smart missiles" covering the area of 120 square meters. It is highly likely that an absolutely new 15-ton bomb destroying targets deep under the surface will be also used in military operations in Iraq. Effect of this "smart" bomb can be compared with a small nuclear bomb."
America's weekly Time savours characteristics of another "smart" innovation: "Íigh-power microwave(HPM) weapon can unleash in a flash as much electrical power--2 billion watts. Capacitors aboard the missile discharge an energy pulse--moving at the speed of light and impervious to bad weather--in front of the missile as it nears its target. That pulse can destroy any electronics within 1,000 ft. of the flash by short-circuiting internal electrical connections, thereby wrecking memory chips, ruining computer motherboards and generally screwing up electronic components not built to withstand such powerful surges. It's similar to what can happen to your computer or TV when lightning strikes nearby and a tidal wave of electricity rides in through the wiring. But that hurt can cause unintended problems: beyond taking out a tyrant's silicon chips, HPMs could destroy nearby heart pacemakers and other life-critical electrical systems in hospitals or aboard aircraft."
CNN and other TV channels including Russian ones are anticipating super-earnings: when millions of spectators will stare in TV sets because of a war in Iraq, advertising of shampoos, pampers will rise in price as compared with advertising inserted in Hollywood films and even during demonstration Olympic events.
Are all people driven into ecstasies when executions are demonstrated? Not at all. Two most respectable newspapers of the Old World, Le Monde and The Times, published a diagnosis set by European intellectual elite to America and its leaders with their "smart" bombs and missiles: they stated the USA is struck with madness.
"Axis of Evil is America's Obsession", such is the headline of an article of France's popular publicist specializing in international affairs, Bertrand Le Gendre. He wrote: "Origins of American political culture are reference to religion, on the one hand, and paranoia, on the other hand. The motto "In God we trust" is printed on every dollar note. Bush concluded his famous speech of January 29, 2002, when the idea of "axis of evil" was voiced for the first time, with the classical phrase "May God bless you." The conquest of the Old World accompanied with mass murders of Indians is the best illustration to the inclination to use religion to excuse America's particularly worldly interests."
Le Gendre defined paranoia as "the state of excessive suspiciousness of a person or a group of people concerning imaginary or actual threats. This disease thrived because of the cold war. In his speech in 1982, Ronald Reagan called the USSR the empire of evil. As we see, the rhetoric remained the same, when "the axis of evil" is spoken about. The mentality of crusaders is so deeply implanted into minds of Americans that they have to create enemies for themselves at the time when there are none at all.
John Le Carre echoes this idea: "Religious hypocrisy with which the USA is sending the troops to combat is the most disgusting aspect of a probable war." And the author continues with some irony: "Bush has permanent connection with God, and the latter has very particular political views. God dictated America to save the world any way that suits the USA. God appointed Israel a key part of the US Mideast policy, and anyone who puts this fact into question is: a) an anti-Semite;
b) an anti-American;
c) an enemy;
d) a terrorist."
John Le Carre's experience of a diplomat, intelligence agent and author of 18 best sellers helped him to get at the root of the problem. "Economic needs of the USA made for this war. It is an obvious symptom of schizophrenia when attempts are made to improve the Dow Jones index with mass executions and universal fire that can destroy the biotope. "Smart" missiles and bombs in the hands of mad politicians are the greatest danger for the human civilization.
America's leading newspaper Washington Post, being unaware of it itself, recently confirmed the diagnosis set to the American society and US leaders by Le Gendre and Le Carre: in accordance with a poll held by the newspaper, six of ten Americans support launching of an atomic bomb in case if Iraq uses chemical or biological weapon when American troops attack the country. It is believed that Iraq actually holds such weapons. It means, moral degradation of the USA has reached its limits: America is ready to press "the nuclear button" and liquidate the country which exact location is unknown to majority of Americans (PRAVDA.Ru already reported about this fact revealed in an opinion poll). Americans seem to be tempted with the role of an executioner.
It is Benjiboo, not Bejiboo ! Learn to respect the kind bullshit reviewer, you fucktard !!!
Respect by Aretha Franklin
(oo) What you want (oo) Baby, I got (oo) What you need (oo) Do you know I got it? (oo) All I'm askin' (oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit) Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)
I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone Ain't gonna do you wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo) All I'm askin' (oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit) Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit) Yeah (just a little bit)
I'm about to give you all of my money And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my profits When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a) Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a) When you get home (just a little bit) Yeah (just a little bit)
------ instrumental break ------
Ooo, your kisses (oo) Sweeter than honey (oo) And guess what? (oo) So is my money (oo) All I want you to do (oo) for me Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re,re) Yeah baby (re, re, re,re) Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit) When you get home, now (just a little bit)
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB
Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me) A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me) Whoa, babe (just a little bit) A little respect (just a little bit) I get tired (just a little bit) Keep on tryin' (just a little bit) You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit) And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit) (re, re, re, re) 'spect When you come home (re, re, re,re) Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit) And find out I'm gone (just a little bit) I got to have (just a little bit) A little respect (just a little bit)
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I just heard some sad news on talk radio - mild middle flamist Anonymous Coward was found dead in Slashdot this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular oblivion. Truly an Goatse icon.
It is official; Goatse.cx confirms: Bushism is dying One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Bushism community when IDC confirmed that Bushism market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Goatse.cx survey which plainly states that Bushism has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Bushism is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Hello.JPG to predict Bushism's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Bushism faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Bushism because Bushism is dying. Things are looking very bad for Bushism. As many of us are already aware, Bushism continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
The White House KKK representatives is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time The White House KKK representatives developers Condy Rice, Colin Powell only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: The White House KKK representatives is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
The White House Sionist Lobby leader Donald Rumsfeld, Papa Bush states that there are 7000 users of The White House Sionist Lobby. How many users of Tony Blair are there? Let's see. The number of The White House Sionist Lobby versus Tony Blair posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tony Blair users. Silvio Berlusconi posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Tony Blair posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Silvio Berlusconi. A recent article put The White House KKK representatives at about 80 percent of the Bushism market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 The White House KKK representatives users. This is consistent with the number of The White House KKK representatives Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Saddam Hussein, abysmal sales and so on, The White House KKK representatives went out of business and was taken over by LucasArts who sell another troubled OS. Now LucasArts is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Bushism has steadily declined in market share. Bushism is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Bushism is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Bushism continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Bushism is dead.
Fact: Bushism is dying
Ahr ahr ahr ahr ahr !!!
Fuck dich !
...you all ! :-)
Well, it rather seems you were being fucked !
VIVE LA FRANCE !
Ce premier poste est dédié à Ringo !
Ce second poste est dédié à Jean-Pierre Marielle !
Ce premier poste est dédié à Denis Papin !
You failed to add some überlustig comment about this story, such as : Xbox coming to the Goatse ...
Heil me !!!
Almost as ugly as this
nope : you failed it.
but does it play ogg, btw ?
who cares ?
do you create for your pleasure or in order to satisfy your social relation need ?
Maybe you say this because you can't communicate with us...
Consider this : maybe we got a life and you're just one another nerd who's just to scared to discover real things...
Hey you seems to be fond on your country, maybe even of your leader ?
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a message concerning a pyramid scheme
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[ ] You posted something completely off-topic
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[x] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a blatant troll
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[x] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
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Fuck you !
Please mod this konnard accordingly (i.e.: to oblivion) !
All your base are belong to the Goatse :-)
Patent THIS !!!
Fuck you :)
Smart Bombs of Mad America
"The United States of America has gone mad" such is the title of the publication in London's Times
by John Le Carre, author of a popular anti-Soviet political detective,
The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. He wrote: " America has entered one
of its periods of historical madness, but this is the worst I can
remember: worse than McCarthyism, worse than the Bay of Pigs and in the
long term potentially more disastrous than the Vietnam War." It is a
characteristic feature of Europe's spiritual awakening confronted with
a barbaric "show-execution" initiated by the Bush administration in the
Middle East.
Several years ago I saw a sinister picture in a Chinese newspaper:
a line of dandy dressed people walking along a stadium track convoyed
on both sides. The inscription to the picture said: "Drug dealers
before execution on the International Day Against Drug Abuse." The sins
of the people were terrible, the harm they did to countrymen was
immeasurable, so the punishment they were to suffer was condign. But my
heart bled when I saw their faces distorted with sufferings. The world
mass media were extremely indignant about the "medieval" nature of
public executions and about "uncivilized" Chinese judicial system. As a
result of it, nothing has been heard about group executions for two or
three years already. But we have got something instead of public
executions: preparation for an execution of a larger scale, public
execution of Iraq, has been done for several months already.
Curiosity of millions of potential spectators is stirred up with announcements about unknown methods of murder. Italy's Panorama
is nearly spitting from delight: "The Ah-64 D Apach helicopter is
equipped with a computer capable to identify 128 objects per second. A
radar fixed above the propeller operates like a submarine periscope
which allows Apach to hide behind dunes in deserts. It alone can
destroy a battalion from the distance of 10 kilometers. "Smart" bombs
Gbu 28 are designed against underground depots, such bombs were just
twice used in the Desert Storm. Cbu-97 bombs will be used against
Saddam's tanks, each of the bombs issues 40 "smart missiles" covering
the area of 120 square meters. It is highly likely that an absolutely
new 15-ton bomb destroying targets deep under the surface will be also
used in military operations in Iraq. Effect of this "smart" bomb can be
compared with a small nuclear bomb."
America's weekly Time savours characteristics of another
"smart" innovation: "Íigh-power microwave(HPM) weapon can unleash in a
flash as much electrical power--2 billion watts. Capacitors aboard the
missile discharge an energy pulse--moving at the speed of light and
impervious to bad weather--in front of the missile as it nears its
target. That pulse can destroy any electronics within 1,000 ft. of the
flash by short-circuiting internal electrical connections, thereby
wrecking memory chips, ruining computer motherboards and generally
screwing up electronic components not built to withstand such powerful
surges. It's similar to what can happen to your computer or TV when
lightning strikes nearby and a tidal wave of electricity rides in
through the wiring. But that hurt can cause unintended problems: beyond
taking out a tyrant's silicon chips, HPMs could destroy nearby heart
pacemakers and other life-critical electrical systems in hospitals or
aboard aircraft."
CNN and other TV channels including Russian ones are anticipating
super-earnings: when millions of spectators will stare in TV sets
because of a war in Iraq, advertising of shampoos, pampers will rise in
price as compared with advertising inserted in Hollywood films and even
during demonstration Olympic events.
Are all people driven into ecstasies when executions are
demonstrated? Not at all. Two most respectable newspapers of the Old
World, Le Monde and The Times, published a diagnosis set by European
intellectual elite to America and its leaders with their "smart" bombs
and missiles: they stated the USA is struck with madness.
"Axis of Evil is America's Obsession", such is the headline of an
article of France's popular publicist specializing in international
affairs, Bertrand Le Gendre. He wrote: "Origins of American political
culture are reference to religion, on the one hand, and paranoia, on
the other hand. The motto "In God we trust" is printed on every dollar
note. Bush concluded his famous speech of January 29, 2002, when the
idea of "axis of evil" was voiced for the first time, with the
classical phrase "May God bless you." The conquest of the Old World
accompanied with mass murders of Indians is the best illustration to
the inclination to use religion to excuse America's particularly
worldly interests."
Le Gendre defined paranoia as "the state of excessive
suspiciousness of a person or a group of people concerning imaginary or
actual threats. This disease thrived because of the cold war. In his
speech in 1982, Ronald Reagan called the USSR the empire of evil. As we
see, the rhetoric remained the same, when "the axis of evil" is spoken
about. The mentality of crusaders is so deeply implanted into minds of
Americans that they have to create enemies for themselves at the time
when there are none at all.
John Le Carre echoes this idea: "Religious hypocrisy with which the
USA is sending the troops to combat is the most disgusting aspect of a
probable war." And the author continues with some irony: "Bush has
permanent connection with God, and the latter has very particular
political views. God dictated America to save the world any way that
suits the USA. God appointed Israel a key part of the US Mideast
policy, and anyone who puts this fact into question is:
a) an anti-Semite;
b) an anti-American;
c) an enemy;
d) a terrorist."
John Le Carre's experience of a diplomat, intelligence agent and
author of 18 best sellers helped him to get at the root of the problem.
"Economic needs of the USA made for this war. It is an obvious symptom
of schizophrenia when attempts are made to improve the Dow Jones index
with mass executions and universal fire that can destroy the biotope.
"Smart" missiles and bombs in the hands of mad politicians are the
greatest danger for the human civilization.
America's leading newspaper Washington Post, being unaware
of it itself, recently confirmed the diagnosis set to the American
society and US leaders by Le Gendre and Le Carre: in accordance with a
poll held by the newspaper, six of ten Americans support launching of
an atomic bomb in case if Iraq uses chemical or biological weapon when
American troops attack the country. It is believed that Iraq actually
holds such weapons. It means, moral degradation of the USA has reached
its limits: America is ready to press "the nuclear button" and
liquidate the country which exact location is unknown to majority of
Americans (PRAVDA.Ru already reported about this fact revealed in an
opinion poll). Americans seem to be tempted with the role of an
executioner.
Against the American bombings !
Up your stupid Asses !
Learn to respect the kind bullshit reviewer, you fucktard !!!