Blair's "nukular" exagerations that ended with the "suicide" of this guy ?
Time for a Trainspotting quote:
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
The pet store was
selling them for 5 a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally
a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth.
I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys
home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded.
In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves
in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped
laughing.
I herded them into
my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would
screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into
the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway
into its third hour.
Two hours later
I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No
apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you
buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what
to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed,
in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw
rugs.
I tried to flush
one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead,
wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending
that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until
they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but
there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber.
I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow
down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough
room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds.
I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning
them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead,
wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197
dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated
at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely
beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing
them away but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose
of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't
take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived
at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know
quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell
they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.
I would like to thank the mod who voted your entry as offtopic, as I set a +6bonus ratio for both flamebait and offtopic comments, I was able to read and enjoy it.
Now, please put your head back into your/dev/goatse.
Introduced in 1978, the original 16-bit 8086 chip contained only 29,000 transistors and ran at 5 megahertz. The original IBM PC shipped with a version of the 8086, the 8088 in 1982, ushering in a new age of PC computing. In comparison, today's Pentium 4 processor contains 55 million transistors and runs more than 600 times as fast at 3.06 gigahertz. Who gives a flying fuck at these figures ? I thought Intel was supposed to be the "enemy"'s friend, hence another enemy.
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this way you, yankees, can count every dollar of your actual external debt in a little more than a second !
David Kelly sure learnt a lot by telling about others imagined about them.
I guess the puny Bush and his Blair lackey will hear from his heirs, now...
Time for a Trainspotting quote
The Contiki should still be large enough to host the few Americans who do not truely desserve their fate, on this 58th Hiroshima Birthday.
Shame on your puny obese clueless race.
FUCK OFF AND DIE !
58 days later, the world has not forgotten that once puny American obeses dared using nukular weapons on civilians.
:FUCK OFF AND DIE !!!
If you still wonder why we hate you, then do not look further
Gratulierung, Arschloch !
Ein Gross "Heil" für deine Erstheit !
This is not Offtopic : this is *my* first post and I consider on-topic such answers to my own first post, especially if I wrote these myself !
How the hell is this a troll if it's true ?
:-)
Please, mods : FUCK OFF and let me have fun with *my* first post the way I want, ok ?
I can't believe I read one intelligent comment on Slashdot.
You must be new here.
Jawohl ! :-D
Ich bin der SlashPunktMeister !!!
Fuck the GNAA !
what the Hell is a GNAA, BTW ?
isn't that the family name of TEH SIMONIKER ?
It's SHITE being Scottish!
We're the lowest of the low.
The scum of the fucking Earth!
The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization.
Some people hate the English.
I don't.
They're just wankers.
We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers.
Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by.
We're ruled by effete assholes.
It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
Sit on this, failure !
I might be a troll, but at least, I am more subtle than you.
Somebody mod this CONSPIRACY THEORY down to oblivion !!!
The pet store was selling them for 5 a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.
I like monkeys.
If she's that smelly, that ugly, that whatever... why would you want to fuck her, as you wrote in the subject ?
You sir are a nerd.
Get out more or you'll never know why IRL is better than crapdot.
wouldn't you rather poop on hemp seed ? :)
I guess this could help you relieving yourself from such a stressing (and boring) life
No problem, he was dead, anyway :)
May I add you to my "redundant and boring trolls" list or do you prefer killing yourself ?
I would like to thank the mod who voted your entry as offtopic, as I set a +6bonus ratio for both flamebait and offtopic comments, I was able to read and enjoy it.
/dev/goatse.
Now, please put your head back into your
or
I guess you should now put your head back into simoniker's ass.
Introduced in 1978, the original 16-bit 8086 chip contained only 29,000 transistors and ran at 5 megahertz. The original IBM PC shipped with a version of the 8086, the 8088 in 1982, ushering in a new age of PC computing. In comparison, today's Pentium 4 processor contains 55 million transistors and runs more than 600 times as fast at 3.06 gigahertz.
Who gives a flying fuck at these figures ?
I thought Intel was supposed to be the "enemy"'s friend, hence another enemy.
As a celebrated freedom fighter, I urge you to do the same.
Should French people also call them Freedom people or is it only an obligation for fries and fighters ?
What the fuck is happening here ?
Why is the title bar red ?
Is it because it comes straight out of Taco's ass ?