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  1. Parent is a troll... on The Realities of Selling On Apple's App Store · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...and a lame one, that is.

    Why don't you stick your zitted face in a microwave and cook us pop corn instead?

    Try to choke on Linus' tiny dick if his ever-growing belly doesn't prevent you from reaching it...

  2. use a visual click... on Detecting Click Tracks · · Score: -1

    ...a slow stroboscope or whatever... or change your sound engineer for a pro.

  3. what about on Detecting Click Tracks · · Score: -1, Funny

    detecting shit tracks, for example:
    if (interpret is coldplay or is from universal) then
       dump that friggin shit back to its pond
    fi

  4. Re:USA is losing because we think we're winning on Bunnie Huang on China's "Shanzai" Mash-Up Design Shops · · Score: -1, Troll

    No, it's because your overweight, sufficient, righteous, smelly douchebags.
    Maybe you shoul act instead of whining and lynch all the lobbyists out of your lives.

  5. Re:Simple on How To Be A Geek Goddess · · Score: -1
    1. Don't call yourself a geek,
    2. act clever and practical instead
    3. wash 2 times daily
    4. exercise daily
    5. focus on reality
    6. avoid web2 shits like plague
  6. What about you? on UK Gov. Wants IWF List To Cover 100% of UK Broadband · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    USians usually bark after whjoever doesn't seem so free but they forget their debt just doubled, tripled... and their economy is their own jail.
    Good riddance, Uncle Sam, now choke on a saudi's dick.

  7. Re:Media has it Wrong on Google Buys Finnish Paper Mill · · Score: -1

    Or maybe they need paper that bad as they're *that* full of shit?

    Is there some hidden clause that force us to be interested in Apple, Google, or fucks like that Eric Stupid Raymon, Suck Perens or linustorvaldse.cx?

  8. perens sucks esr's dick on Bruce Perens On Combining GPL and Proprietary Software · · Score: -1

    nt

  9. why "bundling"? on Firefox Exec Says Windows Bundling Is a Bad Idea · · Score: 0, Insightful

    what's even good about windows, except that you can play some shitty games on your pirated copy?

  10. glad I took you teh first psot... on Making the "Free" Business Model Work In a Tough Economy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    BU GGER!

  11. yeah sure! on Making the "Free" Business Model Work In a Tough Economy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "want fries with that?"
    esr

  12. Re:What Benefit Does C Have Over Assembly? on CoreBoot (LinuxBIOS) Can Boot Windows 7 Beta · · Score: -1, Troll

    There are so many private jokes here that I guess you won't be modded (+1) flamebait as you might have posted something that other "nerds" might find (-12) Insightful of (-42) Funny.

    So tell me, "big guy"(not), is it like these fucking star wars movies?

    Have you been taught to address people that way when you were a child and you found it cool or are you really lacking manners?

    Why is it that your typing looks like it smells of shit?

  13. What's the point... on CoreBoot (LinuxBIOS) Can Boot Windows 7 Beta · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...of using a Linux BIOS to boot Windows?

    I guess some self-proclaimed "Geek" will tell me it's because it's possible, but why has he downloaded Windows to begin with? Why didn't he get out, get in shape, find girls and have a foursome?

    BTW: why do the MS guys still specify this OS is a beta version?

    Last time I checked, these were all beta versions, except ME which was less-than-alpha crap.

    Final question: why is the FP that lame? and why don't they make the LinuxBIOS an on-the-fly C Compiler to answer Eldavojohn(son) ?

  14. Re:That is as expected. on Collateral Damage as UK Censors Internet Archive · · Score: -1

    Let the idiots learn the hard way, then laugh at them while they find excuses. Then get a life.

  15. so i guess... on Earth's Radio Telescopes Combining Forces · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...it's not to save Gazans...

  16. So Yankish... on Can We Create Fun Games Automatically? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You want your creativity to be automated?
    You desserve what you'll get, welcome to your dump...
    Hope the rest of the world will leave you there, for once.

  17. Re:Sony's new TV. on Sony Shows Off Flexible OLED Screens At CES · · Score: -1, Troll

    Well, you could still roll these and stick them up your oversized arse instead of jerking off on this forum, you moron!

  18. ahahahah! on Visitors To US Now Required To Register Online · · Score: -1

    Given the pollution, the crisis, the idiots that rule and your mood, I'd rather visit online only.
    Justb play in a microwave instead of bombing countries and/or supplying bomb to roguestates!

  19. yet anothr waste of the tax payer money... on Countdown To NASA's Kepler Mission · · Score: -1

    you'd better bailout larry flynt the billions he needs, morons!

  20. Re:Woot! on Federal Trade Commission To Scrutinize DRM · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...especially the weapon consumers who benefit from the current USian status quo so they can maim as many innocents as they want whereas Bush shred what remains of his presidential secrets while Obama stands outside in the cold, gathering imaginary friends who'll fuck us even deeper.

    Want us to feel actually protected? On the 20th, I want Cheney and Bush indicted.

  21. I'd lik to troll on Federal Trade Commission To Scrutinize DRM · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    but I'm too sad because of what this friggin' world is coming to...

  22. Re:The best of luck! on Alan Cox Leaves Red Hat · · Score: -1, Troll

    Who the fuck fucking cares? it's almost as boring as the karma-whore you're answering too!

    Why don't you directly choke on his dick instead of throwing your science at educated people who don't give a damn about limp bizfuck?

  23. At last... on Alan Cox Leaves Red Hat · · Score: -1, Troll

    Without cocks, Linux should be renamed Gynux... one crash every 28 days.

    Good riddance Alan, hope you'll stop for a hower and a shave before getting in a civilized company.

  24. Re:BSOD on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: -1, Troll

    How friggin original, you dumb cocksucker?
    Windows in a submarine gives bsod?

    You've got an iq of 283 -Kelvin, that is- which makes around 10, between an amoeba and pollen.

    Now, what about finding the toilets' water pipe, unmounting it and sucking to it until you explode, cretinos?

  25. Re:Bright Red on Nepomuk Brings Semantic Web To the Desktop, Instead · · Score: -1, Troll

    It just got anally raped by your timothy's mom.

    I guess it'd be sometimes better to be a man and (vaginally-)frequent quality ladies instead of that shitty internet thing.

    if you're bored you can still go to a scientology booth, play with the tins and, once you're about to sign up, do it as "Xenu", then, post the video on youLube.