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  1. Re:Acrobat attack. on Adobe Warns of Reader, Acrobat Attack · · Score: 1

    Or else you have Daryl Hannah trying to break your neck between her inhumanly powerful thighs.

    Mmm...acrobat attacks.

  2. Re:Not a play, just on William Gibson's Neuromancer Staged With Porn Star · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Needed more porn stars.

  3. Re:So the flee ... on Respected Developers Begin Fleeing the App Store · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is still capitalism, isn't it?

    Only to the degree that the iPhone app store is a free market.

  4. Re:Its not a gamble. It just means you're a sellou on China Enforces Even Stricter Regulation On Games · · Score: 1

    Any respectable company...

    We'll let you know if we see any.

  5. Re:my thoughts on The Gathering Storm Discussion · · Score: 1

    Spoiler Alert: skirts smoothed, prophesy quoted, various factions discuss their innate superiority to other factions.

  6. A little sample of what's to come on Google To Take On iTunes? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Google audio (BETA)

    Lyric Search: Carry a laser down the road that I must travel

    Did you mean: Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel?

  7. Re:Don't blame t-mobile for Danger's failure on MS Says All Sidekick Data Recovered, But Damage Done · · Score: 3, Informative

    SuiteSisterMary's post was probably wrong about who should be "shot" but right about the releases.

    Hey, now, let's not fight over who should be shot. There's plenty of bullets for everyone.

  8. Re:Let's see.. on Real-LIfe Distributed-Snooping Web Game To Launch In Britain · · Score: 1

    (3) Big Brother's best evil idea ever.

    Translating to 'leet speak is left as an exercise for the reader.

  9. Re:And.... on Americans Don't Want Targeted Ads · · Score: 1

    *golf clap* Well done, sir. Well done.

  10. Re:A question of intent on Iran's Nuclear Ambitions · · Score: 1

    You'll note that, unlike Iran, the United States actually managed an orderly transfer of power during the last election.

  11. Re:But... on Nissan Gives Electric Cars Blade Runner Audio Effect · · Score: 1

    Whoosh! Is that the sound it will make?

  12. Re:hmmm on Taking Showers Can Be Harmful To Your Health · · Score: 1

    Soap and water in the lungs? No, sir. That's what the wire bottle brush is for.

  13. Re:Where's my credit card? on Mach 6 Test Aircraft Set For Trials · · Score: 1

    Of course you'll have to learn scottish to make some of the things work.

    I have Tourette Syndrome. Does that count?

  14. Re:_MORE_ stylized? on SOE Also Making a New Star Wars MMOG? · · Score: 1

    Well, yes, but in the SOE version each character will be visualized as a weeble-wobble.

  15. Re:Less sympathy for companies on Why the BSA Is Less Reviled Than the RIAA · · Score: 1

    Are we absolutely certain the BSA isn't secretly a promotional organization designed to convert people to open source solutions?

  16. Re:I'm getting old on AMD's Phenom II 965, 3.4GHz, 140 Watts, $245 · · Score: 1

    Check behind the footrest of your La-Z-Boy recliner.

  17. Re:Vicodin? on FDA Considers Banning Acetaminophen-Based Pain Killers · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not Lupus.

  18. Re:Implications of this finding are profound on Cassini Spots Geysers On Saturn's Moon Enceladus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mmm. You can really taste the sentience, can't you?

  19. Re:Another reason not to gamble online on $33 Million In Poker Winnings Seized By US Govt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's poker, you're not playing against the house. There's no reason to skew the odds.

    For all one knows, one could very well be playing against the house. Any guarantee that one or more of the other players aren't automated agents there to pull in winnings for the casino?

  20. Re:(Mostly) Americans misunderstanding Japanese. on University Gives Away iPhones To Curb Truancy · · Score: 1

    Maybe that's why so many (higher tier) jobs are leaving America.

    Well, maybe. But who wants to work at the company where a monster goes from cubicle to cubicle, scaring the employees into working overtime?

  21. Re:that's good news.... on Gene Transfer Immunizes Against Monkey HIV Analog · · Score: 5, Funny

    unprotected monkey sex, sharing heroin needles, and participating in HIV related research as test subjects

    I miss college.

  22. Re:Scientists *From* Spain? on Scientists Isolate and Treat Parasite Causing Decline in Honey Bee Population · · Score: 3, Funny

    With the Girl from Ipanema?

  23. Re:So I got a new sink..... on Should Network Cables Be Replaced? · · Score: 1

    Oh, joy. Now I can pressure-wash my hands.

  24. Re:A right to do what? on Lose Your Amazon Account and Your Kindle Dies · · Score: 2, Funny

    They were having a sale on azaleas. A really great sale.

  25. Re:I have a feeling.... on Vista Post-SP2 Is the Safest OS On the Planet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Age of Empires was fun.