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  1. the davinci code on Transmeta Sues Intel for Patent Infringement · · Score: 3, Funny

    Transmeta offered a low-power x86 processor until last year which used Transmeta's vaunted 'code morphing' software.

    Quick, someone use this "code morphing" software on the mona lisa so we can find the Holy Grail!

  2. that's terrible on New Copy Protection to Make Playing DVDs on a PC Difficult · · Score: 4, Funny

    new copy-protection software for DVD publishers from a company called ProtectDisc not only makes it difficult to rip movies that you've purchased but also prevents discs from playing in a Windows PC at all.

    I don't know about you, but the only DVDs I watch on my computer are in DIVX format and come from sweden. GG MPAA.

  3. pun intended on Firefox 2.0 RC2 Review · · Score: 3, Funny

    and it examines the similarities between the browser tab implementation from Internet Explorer 7 and the new tab management features in RC2.

    One could almost say that they've been "keeping tabs" on the competition.

  4. 1.21 gigawatts on Get Buff While Geeking Out · · Score: 4, Funny

    PoconoPCDoctor writes about the Geek-A-Cycle, which is a workstation with built-on exercise bike that you have to peddle to run the computer.

    With the number of case fans and neon lights a lot of geeks out there have, they may need to hire lance armstrong to keep their gear running.

  5. if you fail, just try again on HP's Memory Spot Chip · · Score: 1

    HP Labs recently revealed a prototype of the Memory Spot Chip, a tiny wireless chip capable of storing and transmitting data.

    This coming hot off the heels of the Mystery Spot Chip, which didn't really work, as any photos read off the device didn't appear to obey the observable laws of physics.

  6. follow USB's lead on HP's Memory Spot Chip · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or, possibly, they could do something like they did with USB. Call it "RFID 2.0", then rename regular RFID to "RFID 2.0 Full speed", and the real RFID 2.0 to "RFID 2.0 High Speed". That's not confusing at all.

  7. all in the name on HP's Memory Spot Chip · · Score: 3, Funny

    The chip can only be read at a distance of 1 mm, so it avoids many of the privacy concerns of RFID. It has about 1000 times the storage capacity and 100-1000 times the data transfer rate of RFID

    Well then, they need to call it something catchy, like "RFID Extreme". I'll buy one to go with my Airport Extreme bas station, and my Extreme Doritos.

  8. touche on Warrantless Surveillance To Continue For Now · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you've got nothing to hide, then what is the big deal ?

    If I've got nothing to hide, why do they need to watch me?

  9. hmm... on Warrantless Surveillance To Continue For Now · · Score: 5, Funny

    It appears that the unconstitutional and controversial warrantless surveillance program being conducted by the Bush Administration can continue until an appeals court can hear the case

    Is it just me, or is this sort of behavior completely unwarranted?

  10. freedom at any price on Freedb.org Returns to Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    Following my announcement that I would like to let freedb go, I was approached by many interested parties

    Well, given the name, I hope they got it for free.

  11. karma on The Age of Technological Transparency · · Score: 1

    Foley may have thought his IMs were disappearing into the ether as soon as they cleared his computer screen. Instead, the messages were saved, and his career was ruined, and the House leadership is left to fight for survival.

    Well, the bright side of all this is that it brings it home to these people that they need to understand how this technology works, because it's becoming a cornerstone of our society. Ted Stevens, for example, might actually take 5 minutes and find out how the intertubes actually works. (Hint: it's not a truck)

  12. what the...? on IE Used To Launch Yahoo IM Clickfraud · · Score: 2, Funny

    At this point, their homepage is changed to a site using Mesothelioma (a rare form of cancer) to ring up high-paying results on the perpetrators' Google ads.

    WTF? This worm gives your computer cancer?

  13. whine? on Public Betas For CrossOver Mac and Linux · · Score: 0

    Version 6 also represents a major improvement in the core of Wine since version 5 of CrossOver, so you may be pleasantly surprised as you try running unsupported applications.

    With all these improvements, I would have guessed we'd see the end of wine, not just an improvement.

  14. pr0n on The Day Against DRM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's create space for the debate. Do we want handcuffs and locks on art and knowledge?

    As a master debater, I can say that I do enjoy handcuffs and locks on at least *some* of the art. That is, if you call pr0n "art".

  15. tinfoil hat on A GUI For Books · · Score: 1

    Their "TouchBooks" let printed material connect to digital devices via sensors in the covers.

    Oh great. Just wait until the "Catcher in the Rye" crowd gets wind of this.

  16. normal? on Social Networks Attract Malware Authors · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to a PC World article, increasingly bad guys are booby-trapping sites like My Space and Webshots with malware in the form of links, ads, bogus invitations to view pictures, and more.

    What, you mean that's not what normally passes for content on MySpace?

  17. Re:argh on Folding@Home Releases GPU Client · · Score: 1

    * network card. my bad

  18. drawback on Folding@Home Releases GPU Client · · Score: 2, Funny

    the Folding@Home team is saying that the GPU-accelerated client is 20 to 40 times faster than their clients just using the CPU.

    Yeah, but what kind of results do you get if you combine the GPU-accelerated client with a KillerNIC video card? It must at least triple the speed. at least.

  19. the operative word on Rough Guide to Outsourcing In China · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the end WiLife seemed happy enough with their outsourced manufacturing.

    The key word: "happy enough". Meaning, not entirely happy, but they saved enough money that it doesn't matter if everything was stellar. It doesn't matter if the products have an operational life of 13 months. As long as they chug along for a while, and break outside of warranty.

    I'll keep paying a premium for german engineered and manufactured goods, thanks.

  20. interactivity... on High-Def Disc Interactivity Debuts on HD DVD · · Score: 1, Funny

    Next to picture quality, interactivity has been touted as one of the key selling points of the next-gen disc formats -- unlike standard def DVD, both HD DVD and Blu-ray are both capable of delivering truly interactive experiences.

    By "interactivity", I'm assuming they mean throwing the player out of a third-story window when it refuses to play a DRM'ed movie that you've paid for?

  21. attack of the killer... on A Plant That Can Smell · · Score: 4, Funny

    But the researchers led by Consuelo M. De Moraes found that if they placed tomato plants near a germinating dodder, the parasite headed for the tomato 80 percent of the time. And when they put scent chemicals from a tomato on rubber, 73 percent of the dodder seedlings headed that way. Turns out, it sniffs out it's prey.

    See, now I would have thought that it would have been the tomatoes that made the first strike...

  22. flash ram drives on 17 Serial ATA Hard Drives Compared · · Score: 4, Interesting

    More valuable, however, is the fact that the review offers a detailed comparison of 17 different Serial ATA drives from Hitachi, Maxtor, Samsung, Seagate, and Western Digital. Performance is compared across a wide range of typical desktop, multitasking, and multi-user loads, and noise levels and power consumption tests also provide interesting results. Definitely worth a look for anyone in the market for a new hard drive.

    It would have been interesting had they done a comparison with one of the Asus Z62F solid state machines that uses flash ram as a hard drive.

  23. helio on ESPN Mobile Reaches The End Of The Road · · Score: 3, Funny

    You have to wonder what other mobile content is going to have to be rethought.

    I was going to make a comment about the Myspace Phone, but then I realized that's not really "content".

  24. walking the line on Online Gambling Not Banned Yet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the moment, the rush to legislate the ban on online gambling has been slowed. Senator John Warner, (R) from Virginia, has refused to allow the banning of online gambling to be tacked on to an upcoming defense bill.

    What I don't "get" is that if they do eventually ban online gambling, what is the legal status of games like Second Life, which allow gambling in-world (in Linden Dollars, which you can then convert to US Dollars)? How will it even be possible to police that sort of thing given the open-ended nature of the game?

  25. show Gartner what it's worth on What Gartner Is Telling Your Boss · · Score: 1

    Gartner urges managers to consider better process control and governance, managing 'application portfolios' much as they do stock portfolios. Part of this discipline is 'killing development projects early and often.'

    Excellent. I hope some PHB at a Software company takes this advice and runs with it. The resulting fiasco should be great for Gartner's reputation.