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  1. Give the smuggler a hug! on The Year in Scripting Languages · · Score: -1

    A low hug....

    Get it Enya!

  2. Re:My problem on Shirky: Given Enough Eyeballs, Are Features Shallow? · · Score: -1

    Well, how far can you run? I mean, she is your mom and you do live in the same house.

  3. Tits are nice. on Supreme Court to Take Up DeCSS Case · · Score: -1
  4. Tits are nice. on 802.11g Hardware Arrives · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  5. Tits are nice. on Top 25 Science Stories of 2002 · · Score: -1
  6. Fantastic work! on Sony, Matsushita Back Linux For Consumer Goods · · Score: -1

    First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot and all of its variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled. Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.

    Included features:

    * Completely configurable
    * GUI or character based interface
    * Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
    * Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
    * Login and post via anonymous proxy.

    Additional features that the competition does not offer.

    * PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.
    * StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
    *KarmaStalker: With this feature, your account can be tracked and karma calculated. No more Positive/Negative silliness.

    If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way than to Bone-O-Rama your way to the top!

    This post created using the magnificent Bone-O-Rama © 2002 cyborg_monkey LLC

  7. Would you like a larger penis? on Video Streaming Goes Peer-to-Peer · · Score: -1, Funny

    First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot and all of its variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled. Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.

    Included features:

    * Completely configurable
    * GUI or character based interface
    * Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
    * Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
    * Login and post via anonymous proxy.

    Additional features that the competition does not offer.

    * PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.
    * StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
    *KarmaStalker: With this feature, your account can be tracked and karma calculated. No more Positive/Negative silliness.

    If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way than to Bone-O-Rama your way to the top!

    This post created using the magnificent Bone-O-Rama © 2002 cyborg_monkey LLC

  8. Re:Was I the only one on Adult Swim Gets Three More Anime Series · · Score: -1

    No, shit-for-brains. But you are in good company with rest of the pedophile-anime-lovers here.

  9. Re:No offense on Adult Swim Gets Three More Anime Series · · Score: -1

    Following your example, shit-for-brains, there are plenty of anime sites as well.

    Now shut the fuck up before you I do it for you.

  10. Re: Shut up fag on Update On The Jon Johansen Trial · · Score: -1

    Fuck off little twat. And if you ever post another Soviet Russia comment, I will beat your little twat bloody.

    Consider yourself warned.

  11. Re:Open Source is NOT the issue - it's the IMAGE on Largo Loving Linux · · Score: -1

    The penguin is queer, which explains why you are defending it.

    Go suck your mother's penis some more.

  12. Re:Open Source is NOT the issue - it's the IMAGE on Largo Loving Linux · · Score: -1

    I know what day it is! Its Troll Tuesday!

    YOU LOSE!

  13. Give the Smuggler a hug! on Open Source Housing · · Score: -1

    A LOW hug!

    You know that you want to... just do it!

  14. Give the Smuggler a hug! on PS2 Gets A Working Divx Player · · Score: -1

    A LOW hug... come on, you know you wanna.

  15. Re:Scotty.... on First Emergency Use of Whole-Aircraft Parachute · · Score: -1

    Yeah, sarcasm. Nice save, moron.

  16. Re:Scotty.... on First Emergency Use of Whole-Aircraft Parachute · · Score: -1

    You are a fucking moron, you know that?

    Hint: parachutes require air.

  17. Funny? on Star Trek Nemesis Preview Online · · Score: -1

    That does not even make sense.

    I hereby proclaim gregor_b_dramkin a fucking moron.

  18. Ahh, finally... on Organizing Sim Protests · · Score: -1

    Getting the moderation you so richly deserve. I wonder who might have done that?

    I will continue to spend all moderation points that I have down-modding you.

    Burn, karma, burn.

  19. Re:Obligatory Simpson's reference. on Klaus Knopper, Creator of Knoppix Talks to DistroWatch · · Score: -1

    Well, you can't win them all. Better luck next time, whore.

    FOAD.

  20. Re:So copy it the first time you watch. on In Stores Soon: Perishable DVDs · · Score: -1

    Pathetic attempt at a first post and typical karma-whoring first post.

  21. yeah, yeah, yeah... on Detecting 802.11 Discovery Apps · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hilarious. Some much humour could not be contained in one post, so spread it out over two.

    Same fucking jokes all the time, thanks for contribution you ass-mullet.

  22. Re:Yeah... on Detecting 802.11 Discovery Apps · · Score: -1

    That is why you have turned to your neighbor's dog. He never complains, does he? Lift up the tale, and BOINK! Rover is yelping like you are ripping out his intestines.

  23. Re:I tried to post first (5core: 4 Insightful) on EMI Customer Relations Tells It Like It Is · · Score: -1

    I hear you... those magor labels really suck.

    The major ones, on the otherhand, are fantastic.

  24. Re:Thanks Micheal, you're gonna /. on Root Zone Changed · · Score: -1

    Yeah, hilarity.

    Good job you fucking karma whore.

  25. Give the Smuggler a hug! on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: -1

    A low hug!

    I once watched atrowe have sex with a goat, and I only had to pay $5 for the honor.

    He was dressed as Batman that time.