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  1. Re:Goatse Haiku on Submitting Bug Reports To Open Source Projects? · · Score: -1

    Wrong, you fucktard. Try again.

  2. Give the Smuggler a hug! on Submitting Bug Reports To Open Source Projects? · · Score: -1

    A LOW hug!!!

    Lift and smootch!!!

  3. Re:That's a lot of Tuxes... on Linux Chosen for IBM's New Supercomputer · · Score: -1

    why, did you use a comma after why?

    Is it because you are a graduate of the public school system? Are you a fucking retard?

  4. Re:Larry Ellison on Managing Your Company To Death · · Score: -1

    And that is funny, how? Please explain.

    God, people that think UF is funny should be beaten.

  5. Freak. on Mozilla 1.2 Beta Released · · Score: -1

    How many posts have we seen about the worthless Linux homosexuals who are prowling our hallowed Halls of Slashdot ever since the pathetic VA Software ordered Slashdot to include an Apple section in the vain hope that this would up their revenue flow?

    When on earth are the Slashdot founders going to grow some BALLS and tell VA Software, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves these days, to go POUND SAND!

    VA Software is WORTHLESS and they're bringing slashdot to its knees. And Fag-intosh users are also WORTHLESS and they're dropping to THEIR knees to suck Steve "I did *not* steal *BSD, it was FREE, jackass!" Jobs' minute dick.

    Attention all Linux users: you are worthless. You stupid computers are worthless. Please commit suicide at your earliest opportunity!

  6. Re:FIRST POST! on Tom's Investigates Hard Drive Warranty Changes · · Score: -1

    Clam it, you whore.

  7. Re:One Word on OS X Conference DRM Panel Video Available Online · · Score: -1

    Shut your bitch-ass up. That band sucks ass, just like you.

  8. Give the Smuggler a hug! on Slate Predicts The End Of TiVo · · Score: -1

    A low hug!

    Tickle my ass with a feather!

  9. wazzzzup... on Rings Around Earth From Ancient Meteorites · · Score: -1

    j03 mama? Still running Mandrake? What did you think of that Gentoo Linux UT2003 demo?

  10. Re:Linux faggots on OpenSSL Gets Cryptography Gift From Sun · · Score: -1

    How many posts have we seen about the worthless Linux homosexuals who are prowling our hallowed Halls of Slashdot ever since the pathetic VA Software ordered Slashdot to include an Apple section in the vain hope that this would up their revenue flow?

    When on earth are the Slashdot founders going to grow some BALLS and tell VA Software, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves these days, to go POUND SAND!

    VA Software is WORTHLESS and they're bringing slashdot to its knees. And Fag-intosh users are also WORTHLESS and they're dropping to THEIR knees to suck Steve "I did *not* steal *BSD, it was FREE, jackass!" Jobs' minute dick.

    Attention all Linux users: you are worthless. You stupid computer is worthless. Please commit suicide at your earliest opportunity!

  11. No... on Interview With Atari Jaguar creator John Mathieson · · Score: -1

    Its a tribute to what a cheap-ass you are.

  12. Re:Exactly my thought on Egyptian Pyramid Rover Finds... Another Door · · Score: -1

    Thank you for confirming that you are a lemming.

  13. Re:Are they sure it'll be enough? on Fighting Music Piracy with Glue · · Score: -1

    err, actually she sucks ass. If you don't like his comments, don't read them.

  14. Duh on Microsoft Word Security Flaw · · Score: -1

    He is sitting at his desk, at work.

    Like you don't beat-off at work.

  15. I have a better idea. on Intel to Build DRM into Next-Generation CPUs · · Score: -1

    Tofu has an organic quality resembling human flesh. I have heard girlfriends divulge its texture as that of the male member when cooked/warmed.
    I envision a marketing push by blue chip Tofu Mulitnationals to promote their product in a range of edible sex aids - both for men and women.

    The strap - on Tofunator with vibrating multispeed tip would be a hit with lesbian vegetarian extremists who despise 'meat' of both kinds.

    Feral type men who often have trouble with penetration due to over-pierced willies can safely 'deforest the untouched valleys' of the silken Tofu vagina.

    Also in this range is the 'Falafel-Fist' for the earth-conscious fetish environmentalist, the natural spray on pheromone for shy hippies - 'Chick-Pea Magnet' and of course the 'Lentilly Lace' vegan underwear range - gauranteed to show off those politically hursuit thighs.

  16. Re:hmmmm on Europe Net Users Now Outnumber US/Canada · · Score: -1

    Shut up you asshumper.

  17. IAWTP on FSF Award for the Advancement of Free Software · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Please moderate this to +5, On Fucking Target

  18. Don't Forget.... on Several Extrasolar Planets May Be Optical Illusions · · Score: -1

    Cowboy Neal has his own gravitational pull, and distorts the optics in all earth-bound telescopes (thank gawd we don't have smello-scopes). He also likes to circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

    Twinkies away!

  19. Re:you just like saying (typing) etherape.. on Detecting Wireless LAN Users · · Score: -1

    Are suggesting that /. is full of rapists?

    I would fully agree with you on that conclusion, however I would like to note that they rape goats not women.

    hugs and kisses,

    smuggs

  20. Re:Wireless Lan is still in it's infancy... on Detecting Wireless LAN Users · · Score: -1

    Your penis size is still in its infancy.

  21. Why don't you KISS MY FUCKING ASS! on Mr Anti-Google · · Score: -1

    U r soooo ghey. Just like handybundler. For all I know, you are that fucking queer ass motherfucking flameassed monkey humping pig shit.

    Well, are you?

  22. Love me two times, biatches! on Hotmail: Not Safe For Work? · · Score: -1

    Lick my buttocks...

  23. Re:rock on Is Red Hat the Microsoft of Linux? · · Score: -1

    you are such a complete luzer. Get a life, you ignorant twat waffle.

  24. Re:MEANING THAT FREE SOFTWARE IS THE SHITTIEST OF on Why are Businesses Willing to Spend More for Software? · · Score: -1

    No, his mother is currently sticking her penis between your pale, basement dwelling buttocks.

  25. Re:My little game.. on A High-School Hacker's Notebook · · Score: -1

    What is a Poag? Penis on a goat?