User: Grape Smuggler

Re:The new planet of the apes

On: The Wired Top Twenty Sci-Fi Movies

You are the offspring of "orangitangs".

Learn to spell, you ignorant bastard.

Give the Smuggler a hug!

On: The Wired Top Twenty Sci-Fi Movies

A looooow hug!

Long live the smuggler....

Re:fp

On: Microsoft Loses Appeal To Shut Down LindowsOS

read my journal entry.

Re:fp

On: Microsoft Loses Appeal To Shut Down LindowsOS

You lame fuck. This is reclaimed for all logged in trolls.

Fuck off and die.

OH BOY!!!!

On: USB Remote Control

A programable remote!!! That is a new inovation, NOT! Sony, etc, have programable remotes that you can download custom macros into.

GET A CLUE! Mention Linux in the story and it get posted to the front page.

Re:You forgot pinball.

On: EA Cites MS Bullying, Says No Xbox Online Games

yo mamma.

You forgot pinball.

On: EA Cites MS Bullying, Says No Xbox Online Games

n/t

Re:EtherPEG

On: Tapping the Alpha Geek Noosphere with EtherPeg

Does that version support 1 or 2 mouse buttons?

Re:No shock

On: Hard Drive Performance - ATA100 vs ATA133

Please mod me up! I use big words like "nomenclature" (I don't even know what it means, actually, but it is on my calendar today).

Re:Information wants to be free

On: AOL-Time/Warner's PVR to Skip Ad-Skipping

./? Are you a really taht fcuking stuidp?

Re:An open letter to Hemos from Slashdot users

On: Salon on Video Games and Free Speech

What kind of dumb-assed logic is that?

BTW, learn how to format your text, retard.

Damn right!!

On: Peruvian Congressman vs. Microsoft FUD

Microsoft sucks! They are the suckiest sucks that ever sucked!

Coincidence?

On: Ask Alan Cox, Activist

Or fate?

A couple question...

On: Ask Alan Cox, Activist

1) I love goats, does that qualify me as a CLIT?
2) Is there a membership card?
3) Does the membership card qualify me for discounts on Quaker products, specifically instant grits?
4) Why are Anonymous Cowards such ingrown pussy-haired fucktits?
5) Are sporks the bastard children of ACs?
6) Once a member of CLIT, will I receive the news letter "CLIT Action"?

You *just* bought a CD-R?

On: Red Hat Linux 7.3 Released

Got tired of installing Linux from floppies?

Give the Smuggler a hug!

On: Red Hat Linux 7.3 Released

A Loooooow HUG!

Oooh, yeah, that's the stuff!

Decisions, decisions.....

On: 3DLabs Launching New GPU

Should I wait for this one, or the Bit Boys new product?

Re:yay!

On: Cells From Liposuction Function As Stem Cells?

Hello.

Give the Smuggler a hug!

On: Nature's Building Blocks

A looooow hug!

Get it in ya!

p.s. Sporks are fags.

Re:Don't bother

On: Is Starband's Satellite Internet Service Palatable?

Ah yes, the ubiquitous "good friend of mine".

Please stop trolling, and get back to developing modem drivers for Linux.

Re:hehe... wearable lcds

On: Paintable LCDs

HAHA! Windows on your ass! You hate windows too? I thought it was just me.... small world.

Re:Lcd condoms

On: Paintable LCDs

How about LSD condums for the junkie that has everything?

Think of the fun you could have with the whore you frequent? Funny times for all!

Change your sig please....

On: Turner CEO: "PVR Users Are Thieves"

I have taken the liberty of modifying it for you, simply cut and paste:

yes i run a ugly skank/pound puppy/wouldn't fuck her with your dick porn site.

Hope this helps!

p.s. Goths are fucking morons.

Exactly!

On: Wireless Registers May Expose Your Credit Card

For example, you responded to an obvious troll. Guess someone has a case of the Mondays!

HAND!

Re:How about

On: 21.3" LCD Monitor Reviewed

Right. You have a penis.