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Notes From The SCO Roadshow's First Stop

compactable writes "Just got back from the first half of the SCO roadshow's first stop in Toronto. No unfurling of IP, no NDA, however an interesting view of what's running this litigious blip of a corporation. Full details at my weenie write-up (feel free to mirror the contents so that my ISP doesn't kill me)."

382 comments

  1. MIRROR by xris · · Score: 5, Informative

    FM: First Mirror :-)

    http://farcaster.net/sco.html

    1. Re:MIRROR by fishybell · · Score: 4, Informative
      Oh...you beat me...

      Yet another mirror...with the CSS in tact.

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    2. Re:MIRROR by shri · · Score: 4, Informative

      And here.

    3. Re:MIRROR by jtalkington · · Score: 1

      Ugh, why would want to mirror the css? That page is nearly impossible to read all the way through without getting a headache, for me at least. There's a reason pages have margins...

    4. Re:MIRROR by Stormie · · Score: 1

      I preferred the mirror which did not keep the CSS intact.. man, that's one ass-ugly font he chose for that piece..

    5. Re:MIRROR by fishybell · · Score: 1

      Informative?

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    6. Re:MIRROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Dundee voice)
      That's not a mirror, THIS is a mirror.
      (/Dundee voice)

  2. I *love* the SCO Roadshow on PBS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's great when they look at people's old operating systems and tell them how much they owe SCO.

    "Well, this is running Linux kernel v2.0.3. You owe SCO $327. Please pay on your way out."

    "This is nice, Linux 2.6 exerimental. You owe SCO a full $699, plux a future tax of 10%. Please pay on your way out."

    1. Re:I *love* the SCO Roadshow on PBS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm ... this is interesting ...

      That's a 2.6.0-test7 kernel. I got it from my aunt. It's not real old, but ...

      Is this the original code?

      No, it had some old SysV-ish cruft on it -- ate_utils.c, atoi, some headers -- all in the public domain, but they were kind of ugly, so SGI sanded them off.

      Gee, I'm sorry to hear that. If this kernel still had the original code in it, you could have been the subject of an insanely inflated lawsuit ... would you like to know for how much?

      Not really.

      Billions and billions of dollars! As it is, now that you've destroyed the original patina, you probably don't owe SCO a nickel.

      Awww man ...

    2. Re:I *love* the SCO Roadshow on PBS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO Rep: "You don't run Windows? Ah, you must be running Linux..." *pause* (to customer) "Please turn around and bend over..."

  3. Text in case of /. ing by Malfourmed · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Notes from the SCO Road show

    I decided to go to the SCO "City to City Tour" (%s/City to City/Farewell/g) out of morbid curiosity - what did SCO say about itself? I was especially interested to see if the time allotted to "roadmap" would even mention shippable product (o; It was interesting - not exactly as I expected, but interesting nonetheless. Highly recommended.

    And apparently easy to attend. 64 seats, less than 20 attendees. Considering that when I applied I went to a waiting list, I was expecting a higher turnout ... it may be worth putting yourself on the list for future stops of the show ...

    Grandest cheese at the presentation was VP of Marketing, Jeff Hunsaker. He started out with an hour the company's report card & backgrounder. Here's the view of SCO painted: 330 employees, 2+ million deployed units (no mention of OS breakdown - would be interesting to see what % of that is Caldera Linux), target market is small-ish business. Reference accounts seem to be franchised fast food & drug oriented. Think Pizza Hut & Wallgreens (Arnold Clarke & Argos were UK references, Shoppers Drug thrown in for us Canuks). Nothing IT-intensive. Avaya & Lucent were mentioned on the laundry list, however no detail was given, and I cannot imagine descendants of AT&T paying too much to some guys in Utah for hideous product (searches on their sites for SCO only brings mention of their "Special Customer Operations" group).

    Oddly enough, market cap & stock price were mentioned extensively (who'd have thought?). Reference was made to using their capitalization as a means of acquisition; however no details were given (assuming there were any details to give). The fabled '2 quarters of profitability' was also mentioned. The name Caldera was dragged through the dirt, as they were never profitable. From the slides you'd think SCO had roots much, much deeper than the MS Xenix junk they spawned from. In fact, the analogy they whip out is that of Harley-Davidson (HD was purchased by AMF, went to hell, then arose re-branded as the mega-label you know today). I refrained from pointing out that pre/post-AMF Harley produced respected product, and did not send threatening letters to Yamaha owners ...

    Mention of the legal battle? Nothing technical. Representatives were up-front about their lack of legal knowledge, and inability to comment. It never got past the mud-slinging stage. Same old, same old. Their interest is in protecting their IP. This is about a breach of contract. Linux 2.4 code review shows Monterrey-esqe code relating to memory-access that must have come from AIX 5L. Caldera Linux customers are indemnified against legal action. Blah blah blah.

    Interesting bits?

    Their definition of IP (I've never seen a formal definition, and so some of the things on the list amused mildly): Copyright, Contracts, Methods, Trade Secrets, and Know-how (Know-how? How about "stuff we have" - can that be a IP subject too?). Their mention of McBride making some soon-to-be-published "top 5 influential executives list" (that'll be a keeper of an article). And heavy mention of HP's support. Reference was made to their web site removing their logo, however they emphatically associate SCOs current operations and HP's approval. Nothing to substantiate, however.

    Really interesting bits?

    The crowd. I was expecting Linux zealots. It was mostly a room full of SCO resellers. And they were not too big on having a love in. Nothing hostile, however not one positive comment for the morning's session. During the "we be so profitable" section of the spiel, one reseller in the crowd asked "where does the money come from?" The response was largely a pointer to the SCO source initiative. The response? "What you are profitable in will not make me profitable.". Wow. That was good. One raised the points that this quibble is hurting his business. SCO's stance is that they'd love to settle this tomorrow (har

  4. mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  5. The real question is by coolmacdude · · Score: 4, Funny

    what is the draw for the average consumer?

    I mean at least have a decent sideshow or something.
    Like, Hilary Rosen juggling piggy banks of 12 year olds.
    then again...

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    -You may license this sig for only $6.99.
    1. Re:The real question is by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Funny. ;)

      The real benefit of the roadshow wasn't what happened at the roadshow, but announcing that you are having a roadshow. ;)

    2. Re:The real question is by Read+Icculus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well it is somewhat of an attempt, I'll give them that. The presentation is supposed to show us all that they are not quite as obsolete as we think. An online update site is quite the step up for SCO. In addition to other duties, I admin a doctor's office that consists of a SCO server, and 10 old-school Wyse terminals. Back in 99 I would have loved to be able to DL the Y2K patch and easily install everything. Patching that box takes up more of my time than I'd like to spend on a SCO OS, anything that makes my job easier is a bonus. Of course the whole "set up an account" thing has me a bit concerned. Knowing SCO it'll cost $. Now before anyone bitches about working on a SCO box, of course I wish it were a linux box, (y2huh?), and I am currently working on porting the SCO specific components of the setup to linux, (terminals, serial ports and ugly C medical-practice apps), but for the moment I appreciate each and every enhancement that SCO provides for their clunky OS. Each feature and fix is money out of Darl's pocket hopefully, unless these features all consist of OpenSS* and Samba.

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      Anti-social? My code is just platform-specific.
    3. Re: The real question is by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I mean at least have a decent sideshow or something.

      I think they've got Sideshow Bob robbing people's cars while they're inside...

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    4. Re:The real question is by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. What are you using for your serial port card? Many of the older ones may not be supported in the latest kernels, so you may have to find an old driver and port it yourself. It may be easier to just replace them with a terminal server. As far as the C apps go, a lot of it depends on how closely they were coded to POSIX standards. However, you will still have some problems. For example, gcc is not as forgiving as SCO's compiler. You will find some code that works fine under SCO, but may cause unexpected results on linux w/ gcc because a block of memory wasn't automagically zeroed out by the compiler. Or a curses program works fine under SCO and crashes under linux because ncurses doesn't like it when you try to clear a window that was deleted. Those are examples of sloppy programming, so in those cases, porting to linux makes the code better. However, you will also run across things such as how signal() is interpreted. On Linux, I believe these restart system calls by default and on OpenServer, they did not. So if you have code that depends on a signal to interrupt a pause() or something, it needs to be changed to use sigaction() remove the SA_RESTART flag.

      But with the Linux ABI project, you can run many SCO C apps as long as they don't require some SCO specific or 3rd party dynamic libraries. Install the module and they can run unchanged. They may have problems if they fork off other OS utilities, because some of the command line arguments do not match.

      Conversion is also an issue, but since it's only one server, you can probably just make a few backups of the data, install linux, load new versions of the custom programs, and reload the data. For many of the chains, that may be very labor intensive. However, if enough disk space is available it is possible to remotely install a fully functional linux installation, new programs, and copy data to linux partitions from SCO-land. Reboot and restart as a linux box.

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      the good ground has been paved over by suicidal maniacs
    5. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should just call it the Dope show (no disrespect to Marylin Manson).

    6. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell do you fit a 12 year old inside a piggy bank?

    7. Re:The real question is by BLAMM! · · Score: 1

      That sounds like the same logic they used to prove their significance in the market when counting the number of press releases they have.

      "See? See? We have a road show! We're important!"

      +1, Insightful to the parent.

  6. Where was everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? Only 20 people attened? What about the hordes of Linux users that were going to go and put the screws to those primitive screwheads?

    Hopefully the next city will be more into it than this one. geez!

    1. Re:Where was everyone? by shane_rimmer · · Score: 1

      I know I'm responding to a troll, but I can only assume people didn't go because they really don't care. We love to rake SCO over the coals here on the old /., but does that zeal extend to real life?

      What would I rather do than spend a couple of hours hearing what new and ludicrous stuff has floated from the bowels of SCO? Hmmm, play with my kids, have sex with my wife, go outside and enjoy the cooler weather, get that coding project done, or even get a root canal (umm, not all at one time).

    2. Re:Where was everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in Toronto but I have a job.
      Unfortunately it involves using SCO Openserver.
      It really is backwards. It doesn't even have nethack.

    3. Re:Where was everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't get the day off from pizza hut.

    4. Re:Where was everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, split that up into to seperate events.

      I'd code while having a root canal first, because from pain springs great art. And I could also use looking forward to the next event as motivation.

      Then I'd have sex with the wife outdoors while we played with the kids. Famliy that plays together has kids that grow up to be pornstars.

    5. Re:Where was everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I hear ya, man. I know when I have some free time, I love to have sex with your wife as well.

      (you had to realize that was coming.)

    6. Re:Where was everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but does that zeal extend to real life?
      -----
      Maybe it should, in some ways it would make for a better life, no?

      What would I rather do than spend a couple of hours hearing what new and ludicrous stuff has floated from the bowels of SCO?
      ------
      Read about it on Slashdot? That is what you are doing, no?

    7. Re:Where was everyone? by dosius · · Score: 1

      That root canals hurt is an urban legend. I've had a root canal and barely felt a thing. (Although I had a damn good dentist too). Trust me, the after-effects on SCOrdure are going to hurt a lot worse than a root canal if I can help it. ;)

      -uso.

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      What you hear in the ear, preach from the rooftop Matthew 10.27b
  7. The best part... by badasscat · · Score: 3, Funny

    The best part of this whole thing is watching this poor guy's site counter shoot up. Was at 131 when I got there - now at 584 two minutes later. I'm watching the Slashdot effect in action in front of my own eyes!

    1. Re:The best part... by XO · · Score: 1

      I got there with only 5 comments posted ,now there are about 30.. and his counter was dead as a doornail, files not available. lol

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    2. Re:The best part... by 0rbit4l · · Score: 1
      The best part of this whole thing is watching this poor guy's site counter shoot up.

      That does sound fun. All I get is a measly:

      Could not write to counter file: /docs/cgi-bin/Counter/data/dcarpeneto.dat

      Not quite as thrilling as watching the numbers fly by...

    3. Re:The best part... by compactable · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Damn. I was interested in seeing the /. in real time... that's why I put a counter there ...

    4. Re:The best part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3354 at 19:54 central time.

    5. Re:The best part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should try politely requesting the access logs for your site from your ISP in a few days?

      Or do you not want to draw their attention :)

      ( If you do, though, post it in your /. diary or something, i'm curious. )

    6. Re:The best part... by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      Hehe... try this one next time. Nearly two billion hits and.. er.. counting!

    7. Re:The best part... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      14k now just 12 hours after the story was posted.

      This means 28k visit slashdot daily.

      Unscientific but nice to give a user the basic idea on how big slasdot is.

    8. Re:The best part... by dubious9 · · Score: 1

      I was wondering why you put put this up on your own page instead of submitting it as a feature article on slashdot. No slashdot effect to worry about.

      On the other hand, it would have been nice to see some ./ effect graphs (which in turn would be ./'ed). But really, more people need to realize that they can submit feature articles.

      --
      Why, o why must the sky fall when I've learned to fly?
    9. Re:The best part... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > This means 28k visit slashdot daily.

      No' that 28K would read an article in a day. Think of the thousands that don't even RTFA before posting.

    10. Re:The best part... by cristiroma · · Score: 1

      Dang! By the time when I got there the counter says: Could not write to counter file:/docs/cgi-bin/Counter/data/dcarpeneto.dat.

      Uh...

  8. SCO roadshow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found this old source code in the attic. Grandpa claims it's his source for visicalc which he claims he wrote in the 50's. What's it worth?

  9. Suspicious... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Their mention of McBride making some soon-to-be-published "top 5 influential executives list" ...And recently Linus Torvalds made #5 on the list of most influential people. Perhaps they are saying that because he became influencial by virtue of "Their Work", that they, by proxy, have the world's most influential executive?

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Suspicious... by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      maybe they just smoke crack
      and that explains every other thing they do.

    2. Re:Suspicious... by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 1
      Their mention of McBride making some soon-to-be-published "top 5 influential executives list" ...And recently Linus Torvalds made #5 on the list of most influential people. Perhaps they are saying that because he became influencial by virtue of "Their Work", that they, by proxy, have the world's most influential executive?
      Hmmmm.... now that you mention it, I've never seen Linus and Darl in the same room at the same time. Have you? Could be it that Linus and Darl are secretly the same person?!


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    3. Re:Suspicious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Their mention of McBride making some soon-to-be-published "top 5 influential executives list"

      You're misunderstanding the quote. Darl is compiling his list of the top 5 influential executives.

      1. Darl McBride
      2. Darl McBride
      3. Bill Gates
      4. Darl McBride
      5. Profit

    4. Re:Suspicious... by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 1
      Wow, that was funny. I'd love to learn to become so humorous. Can you tell me what humor college you attended?
      I'd love to tell you what humor college I attended, but I'm afraid that they don't consider jackasses an underrepresented minority there, so you'd have a hard time getting in.


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    5. Re:Suspicious... by nolife · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe they were going to publish it themselves.

      "According to four of SCO's board members, Mcbride is a top five influential executive."

      They would be right. Influential meaning having or exercising influence. It does not have to be a "good" influence to be influential. Drugs use in public schools is influential, a neighborhood bully is influential and I fully agree, recently McBride has been very influential and acting like he is under the influence.

      --
      Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
    6. Re:Suspicious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how he is noted as influential.

      If I saw the guy, the only thing I'd be influenced to do is rip off his head and shit down his neck.

      PS: Thanks Duke!

    7. Re:Suspicious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1. Darl McBride
      2. Kenneth Lay
      3. Dennis Kozlowski
      4. Bonnie
      5. Clyde

      SCO makes money the old fashion way, they steal it.

    8. Re:Suspicious... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think you're doing the guy a disservice by not pointing him towards SAMS Teach Yourself Humor in 21 Days.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    9. Re:Suspicious... by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      Top five influential executives? Hmmmm.

      Well, there's...

      Worldcom
      Enron
      SCO

      Who else is on this list? And maybe "influential executives" isn't the full description of the list. Top five influential executives of criminally corrupt corporations maybe?

      --

      I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
    10. Re:Suspicious... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      That's too complex. He needs a starter book. Humour for Dummies is probably more his mark.

    11. Re:Suspicious... by gedeco · · Score: 1

      I believe there are two versions of "top 5 influential executives list" a) one positive list. b) one negative list. Did someone mentioned on wich one he will appear? I know on wich one I would place him...

  10. Hahahahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Oh my god. This is all they have? hahahahahaha
    All you long term sco investors better sell tomorrow are you can say by by to your $$$.

  11. Hardened POS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mention was also made in the road map of ... SmallFoot, which is a "Retail Hardened POS solution" (their words, not mine).

    Since it is SCO, should we assume that POS stands for "Point of Sale"... ...or the other thing? :)

    1. Re:Hardened POS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, duh.

    2. Re:Hardened POS? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      One of my duties when I was a kid was custodian of the special area of our yard designated for the use of our dog. Having dealt with this issue in both the winter and summer seasons, I can attest that a hardened POS is clearly preferable to the alternative -- especially if it's elevated on a bed of snow.

    3. Re:Hardened POS? by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Yes. POS is point of sale. Their "Retail Hardened POS solution" goes by a different name everwhere else...thin client.

    4. Re:Hardened POS? by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      Isn't the technical term for a hardened POS a coprolite? I guess that really fits when it comes from a dinosaur like SCO.

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      They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
      Ben
    5. Re:Hardened POS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. So it was just me who thought of Penile Object Stiffener.

      if (voice->isoutloud())
      mouth->wash(soap);
      else
      brain->removefrom(gutter);

    6. Re:Hardened POS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems a shame that you spend so much effort being a total fucking tool, but then you don't log in so that we cam remeber you for your efforts!

    7. Re:Hardened POS? by demonbug · · Score: 2, Funny
      Mention was also made in the road map of SmallFoot, which is a "Retail Hardened POS solution"


      Cool, I heard Pizza Hut was having trouble with customers carrying EMP weapons screwing up their machines.
      Or does it mean that the old system was easily damaged by retail? I don't get it.

    8. Re:Hardened POS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " It seems a shame that you spend so much effort being a total fucking tool, but then you don't log in so that we cam remeber you for your efforts!"

      - said the AC

    9. Re:Hardened POS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should be:

      For retail it's a POS, POS solution.
      for everyone else it's just a POS solution.

  12. DAMN!!!! by Elpacoloco · · Score: 1

    Now I'm really mad that my brokerage account lacks the enourmous amounts of money to sell short. I'd make a killing on these small minded fools.

    1. Re:DAMN!!!! by cmowire · · Score: 5, Informative

      You generally haven't been able to short much of it because there are more people who want to short it than stocks in the brokerages. Most of the shares are owned by either the Canopy Group of a few other folks. The short interest is *insane* on that stock -- as in maybe 15% of the shares out on the open market and not covered by the Canopy Group and such have been short-sold.

    2. Re:DAMN!!!! by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      Just a little side note: When there is huge amount of people who want to short a stock and it hasn't moved, then the price will go up. The shorts, who will need to cover their shorts, become a pool of buyers of the stock.

      All these shorts might be just setting a floor for SCO. But what do I know.

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    3. Re:DAMN!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad all your accounts belong to SCO via a little known company called "ILX" who uses SCO as a realtime stock quote server that many brokerage houses use.

      Where's Reuters when ya need them?

      Oh yeah, ILX, fix your stuff. It's about the most insecure "hardened POS" (3 day old dog poop)
      I've seen

    4. Re:DAMN!!!! by iabervon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is this still true? I'd have thought the people interested in shorting SCOX would have realized that, while the stock is worthless in the long run, it's going to take a long time before it actually gets particularly low. Sure, if you happen to have sold short when SCO gets shut down, you'll do well, but until then the stock isn't going to go down much.

    5. Re:DAMN!!!! by cmowire · · Score: 1

      I posted based on the most recent data I could find on the quote terminal I was looking at.

    6. Re:DAMN!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, market cap & stock price were mentioned extensively (who'd have thought?).

      I guess I'd have done everything to ask why Mr. Hunsaker himself, if the stock is so good, why have you dumped over $350k of stock in the past 3 months?

  13. mirror by sl0ppy · · Score: 1, Informative
  14. For POS by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1
    Mention was also made in the road map of a new online update service (big whoop), and SmallFoot, which is a "Retail Hardened POS solution" (their words, not mine). When did "you want fries with that?" become associated with the five 9's of reliability? For the live update, he actually walked us through how you would set up an account to use the service, another indication that SCOs internal force has missed the last couple of years of the Internet (how could this be interesting to anyone there?).

    You know, for Piece of Shit, I'll stick with my Win 98 box with my games. For Point of Sale, I like the IBM system we have. I think I'll keep it..don't tell SCO

    --
    "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
    1. Re:For POS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AHaHAHaHAHA WIN98 PiECe oF SHiT AHAHAHAHAHA MICRO$OFT IS eViL You ARe TeH FuNNaY WTF LoL !!!1!1!1!!! !!!

      M$ == So FuNNaY CuZ THeY HaVE MoNeY

      NeTSCaPe RooLZ, LiNuS TorVaLDS Is TeH SEXAY

      BILL GATES 6 6 6

    2. Re:For POS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AHaHAHaHAHA WIN98 PiECe oF SHiT AHAHAHAHAHA MICRO$OFT IS eViL You ARe TeH FuNNaY WTF LoL !!!1!1!1!!! !!!

      M$ == So FuNNaY CuZ THeY HaVE MoNeY

      NeTSCaPe RooLZ, LiNuS TorVaLDS Is TeH SEXAY

      BILL GATES 6 6 6!

    3. Re:For POS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AHaHAHaHAHA WIN98 PiECe oF SHiT AHAHAHAHAHA MICRO$OFT IS eViL You ARe TeH FuNNaY WTF LoL !!!1!1!1!!! !!!

      M$ == So FuNNaY CuZ THeY HaVE MoNeY

      NeTSCaPe RooLZ, LiNuS TorVaLDS Is TeH SEXAY

      BILL GATES 6 6 6!~

    4. Re:For POS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up.

  15. BLOCKQUOTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please learn to use the BLOCKQUOTE HTML tag...
    text spanning from end to end of the window/screen is just ugly...

  16. Why the delay in getting PAM? by ToadSprocket · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortunately for SCO, Darl heard the word "Pam" and had been looking for Pam Dawber of "Mork and Mindy" fame for the past several years. Apparently, Robin Williams wasn't returning his calls.

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    If this article confuses you, don't worry. It was posted yesterday in a much clearer fashion.
    1. Re:Why the delay in getting PAM? by demonbug · · Score: 1

      No no no, they were looking for "Pam" the non-stick cooking spray. The executives heard that with Pam, if the heat is on they won't get stuck in the pan. Or something like that.

  17. A minor nit... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 5, Informative
    I refrained from pointing out that pre/post-AMF Harley produced respected product, and did not send threatening letters to Yamaha owners ...

    Actually, Harley claimed to trademark the distinctive "potato,potato" sound of its engine and threated legal action when either Yamaha or Honda introduced an engine with the same cylinder timing and sound.

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    "Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
    1. Re:A minor nit... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, Harley claimed to trademark the distinctive "potato,potato" sound of its engine and threated legal action when either Yamaha or Honda introduced an engine with the same cylinder timing and sound.

      But they didn't get full coverage, so Harley's sound like poh-tah-toh-poh-tah-toh and the japanese bikes sound like poh-tay-toh-poh-tay-toh...

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    2. Re:A minor nit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Potato, potato?

      My rice burner of a workstation will beat your poky potato. It makes the "sid" sound.

      "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid[shift]Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii d"

    3. Re:A minor nit... by grandpohbah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They also succesfully lobbied for high duties on import motorcycles... then in a completely unprecendented move, lobbied to have them reduced when it was clear that they were not going to go under. FWIW, Japan still has extrodinarially high duties on US made motorcycles.

    4. Re:A minor nit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kawasaki I believe. They came out with a large bore 2 banger, and Harley tried to claim they infringed their trademark sound. The judge said that any heavy camed two cylinder engine would make that sound and they didn't own the rights to two cylinder engines with a lot of cam so... TOUGH SHIT!

      A judge that got it right. Imagine that. :)

    5. Re:A minor nit... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Actually, Harley claimed to trademark the distinctive "potato,potato" sound of its engine and threated legal action when either Yamaha or Honda introduced an engine with the same cylinder timing and sound

      Are you making that up? And if not, did they ever actually sue anyone over their engine noise?

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    6. Re:A minor nit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    7. Re:A minor nit... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

      I may be a karma whore, but I'm not a lying karma whore. See the above post for details....

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    8. Re:A minor nit... by ave19 · · Score: 1

      He said: Threatened legal action against Yamaha OWNERS. A minor nit, to your minor nit. Threatening a company that infringes is reasonable. Suing OWNERS/USERS is SCO. I mean, not.

      -ave

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      ...or maybe not.
    9. Re:A minor nit... by jslag · · Score: 1

      Actually, Harley claimed to trademark the distinctive "potato,potato" sound of its engine and threated legal action when either Yamaha or Honda introduced an engine with the same cylinder timing and sound.

      They also have a history of litigation against independant shops that work on Harleys and sell related stuff. Some shops have closed, which hurts Harley's customers, but I guess that's of small concern when compared to maintaining the integrity of their brand.

    10. Re:A minor nit... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      The litigation is against using Harley's trademarks and copyrights to appear under the HD umbrella, even though they are independents. I've got no problem with HD preventing others from using the bar and shield logo without permission.

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    11. Re:A minor nit... by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Informative

      The judge should have tossed the case out very quickly. Harley uses an engine with a common crankpin and a certain angle on their 'V' (45 degrees). Any engine with a common crankpin, a 45 degree V, and the cams necessary to get it to run will have a similar exhaust note.

      Just some HD crap. The link that the AC posted is pretty much spot on.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    12. Re:A minor nit... by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

      The HD sound issue is more complicated then that. The Japanese MC makers were specificaly attempting to duplicate the HD sound. The HD sound is a result of a particulare architecture not found in Japanese models. So what the Japanese were doing was artificial. If the Japanese produced a 45 degree V twin with dual fire ignition, they might have come close, but might olso have run up against some patens.

    13. Re:A minor nit... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      But they didn't get full coverage, so Harley's sound like poh-tah-toh-poh-tah-toh and the japanese bikes sound like poh-tay-toh-poh-tay-toh...

      You guys are on crack. Everyone knows that rice bikes sound like the manufacturer's name. For example:

      Su - zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    14. Re:A minor nit... by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      Aside from the detail that Harley-Davidson claims that since the name Harley-Davidson is trademarked, the phrase "We work on Harleys" is a violation of the trademark.

      For this reason, you now see "we work on American cruisers" on those signs, much to the delight of Victory and the gang.

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      This is not my sandwich.
    15. Re:A minor nit... by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      Make that lumpy potatoes. Harleys have timing?

  18. Mirror by MrClever · · Score: 0, Redundant
  19. Re:Visitors to Page by pla · · Score: 2, Funny

    I made it to number "Could not write to counter file: /docs/cgi-bin/Counter/data/dcarpaneto.dat". Wow.

    Looks like someone runs a counter that dislikes massively overlaped updates. ;-)

  20. SCO behind the times by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite line, while not creative:
    The 80's called, they want their features back.
    heh...

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    1. Re:SCO behind the times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My favorite line, while not creative: The 80's called, they want their features back.

      To Darl: "Well the jerk store called and they're all out of you!"

      [\ObSeinfeld Quote]

  21. Wow! by Q-Cat5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like I had more fun and got more concise and well presented information at that Timeshare seminar I went to. And I came out feeling far less ripped off, too.

    Maybe SCO should take some lessons from Hilton?

    Oh, wait, Hilton has an actual product to sell. Woops, my bad.

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    1. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which Hilton?

      Paris?

  22. In case of /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Notes from the SCO Road show

    I decided to go to the SCO "City to City Tour" (%s/City to City/Farewell/g) out of morbid curiosity - what did SCO say about itself? I was especially interested to see if the time allotted to "roadmap" would even mention shippable product (o; It was interesting - not exactly as I expected, but interesting nonetheless. Highly recommended.

    And apparently easy to attend. 64 seats, less than 20 attendees. Considering that when I applied I went to a waiting list, I was expecting a higher turnout ... it may be worth putting yourself on the list for future stops of the show ...

    Grandest cheese at the presentation was VP of Marketing, Jeff Hunsaker. He started out with an hour the company's report card & backgrounder. Here's the view of SCO painted: 330 employees, 2+ million deployed units (no mention of OS breakdown - would be interesting to see what % of that is Caldera Linux), target market is small-ish business. Reference accounts seem to be franchised fast food & drug oriented. Think Pizza Hut & Wallgreens (Arnold Clarke & Argos were UK references, Shoppers Drug thrown in for us Canuks). Nothing IT-intensive. Avaya & Lucent were mentioned on the laundry list, however no detail was given, and I cannot imagine descendants of AT&T paying too much to some guys in Utah for hideous product (searches on their sites for SCO only brings mention of their "Special Customer Operations" group).

    Oddly enough, market cap & stock price were mentioned extensively (who'd have thought?). Reference was made to using their capitalization as a means of acquisition; however no details were given (assuming there were any details to give). The fabled '2 quarters of profitability' was also mentioned. The name Caldera was dragged through the dirt, as they were never profitable. From the slides you'd think SCO had roots much, much deeper than the MS Xenix junk they spawned from. In fact, the analogy they whip out is that of Harley-Davidson (HD was purchased by AMF, went to hell, then arose re-branded as the mega-label you know today). I refrained from pointing out that pre/post-AMF Harley produced respected product, and did not send threatening letters to Yamaha owners ...

    Mention of the legal battle? Nothing technical. Representatives were up-front about their lack of legal knowledge, and inability to comment. It never got past the mud-slinging stage. Same old, same old. Their interest is in protecting their IP. This is about a breach of contract. Linux 2.4 code review shows Monterrey-esqe code relating to memory-access that must have come from AIX 5L. Caldera Linux customers are indemnified against legal action. Blah blah blah.

    Interesting bits?

    Their definition of IP (I've never seen a formal definition, and so some of the things on the list amused mildly): Copyright, Contracts, Methods, Trade Secrets, and Know-how (Know-how? How about "stuff we have" - can that be a IP subject too?). Their mention of McBride making some soon-to-be-published "top 5 influential executives list" (that'll be a keeper of an article). And heavy mention of HP's support. Reference was made to their web site removing their logo, however they emphatically associate SCOs current operations and HP's approval. Nothing to substantiate, however.

    Really interesting bits?

    The crowd. I was expecting Linux zealots. It was mostly a room full of SCO resellers. And they were not too big on having a love in. Nothing hostile, however not one positive comment for the morning's session. During the "we be so profitable" section of the spiel, one reseller in the crowd asked "where does the money come from?" The response was largely a pointer to the SCO source initiative. The response? "What you are profitable in will not make me profitable.". Wow. That was good. One raised the points that this quibble is hurting his business. SCO's stance is that they'd love to settle this tomorrow

  23. From the article... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 4, Funny
    The other reason the roadmap was entertaining? I now know how retro SCOs OSes are. Riotous, riotous stuff. How they had the ya-yas to declare Linux an infant OS in need of their IP is beyond me. Upcoming features? PAM. files larger than 2 gigs. NFS over TCP. The 80's called, they want their features back.

    Hilarious! SCO is its own worst enemy.

    1. Re:From the article... by alexborges · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And where do you guys think they are getting it from?

      The GPL'D! Linux kernel.

      Im putting money into that bet.... FSF, its time to go in for a BIG class action lawsuit now that they still have their money.

      Think about how they see this thing.

      "Linux is ours, so we can use it as we see fit"

      They are switching SCO *ix to Linux, thats how they are getting the cool new features.

      B A S T A R D S

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    2. Re:From the article... by drfreak · · Score: 1

      The FSF would be wise to let that angle play out. Give SCO enough rope to hang themselves with. It would be deja vu from the AT&T lawsuit.

    3. Re:From the article... by JayBlalock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Simply put, I think this article ultimately tells us EXACTLY why they're embarking on this legal insanity. They have no viable product, they're hopefully behind technologically, and falling further behind every month, and their vendors are getting restless. So they're throwing a hail mary and hoping they can sue their largest competitor into nonexistance. If Linux goes away, they suddenly have a market again.

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    4. Re:From the article... by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      hoping they can sue their largest competitor into nonexistance. If Linux goes away, they suddenly have a market again.

      yeah, but that's like the guy who gets laid off and then takes his coworkers hostage in order to get his job back. Sure, the police negotiator might let you have your job back on paper, but if you honestly think your boss will want you around after learning you're unstable enough to take hostages, you're only kidding yourself. Your ass will get busted at the first opportunity.

      SCO is in the same position; they may or may not succeed at suing linux out of existince, but even if they do, nobody will ever buy their products, just out of spite alone.

    5. Re:From the article... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      You're undoubtedly right. But SCO's acting out of desperation - death is very nearly assured in EITHER case. But, if the option is disincorporate gracefully -suicide- or attempt to take Linux down with them -kamikaze-, taking out Linux offers them a SLIM chance of survival. Which is, in their eyes, better than none at all. Sigh.

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      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    6. Re:From the article... by mcc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If Linux goes away, they suddenly have a market again.

      The funny thing is, not even that is the case. If Linux goes away people will switch to BSD. I talked to people who've administrated SCO UNIX before this whole lawsuit mess started. As far as messy, user-unfriendly, behind-the-times propeitary unices go, it is the worst.

      If every free OS in the world were somehow sued out of existence, people would flock to Solaris/x86 en masse before they'd even consider SCO UNIX.

    7. Re:From the article... by platypus · · Score: 1

      You can't explain the whole situation with the sentence "If Linux goes away, they suddenly have a market again." This is obviously to simple, and also wrong (there's windows and BSD and OS X afterall).

      To explain it like that would need the assumption that the people at SCO are _extremely_ dumb, combined with total reality neglect.
      The simpler explanation (because it needs less extreme assumptions) is to look at it from the Canopy POV. They own a company they know will die, and this manouver is their way to get the most out of the company before this happens.
      That, btw., is also how IBM sees it IMHO, and because of that their only offensive legal manouver was to drag Canopy into the case.

    8. Re:From the article... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

      This is why I had zero interest in SCO even before the current evil was unleashed. I've used exactly one SCO system in my life. It was slow, way behind the times, and just different enough (Xenix legacy?) to be a major pain. It made NeXtStEp look downright perfect, from a Unix administration standpoint. On the other hand, it was as solid and steady as a rock.

      Granted, it was a movie set papier mache rock, balanced on a precipice, and it kept falling off, so that it was never up when you needed it, and it was always losing little bits, but at least it was like a rock.

      Sort of.

      Kind of.

      A pet rock would have been more useful.

  24. karma sluts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nice. 16 posts so far, and one's a mirror and 5 are cut / pastes of the article.

  25. I would have though that SCO... by SwansonMarpalum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would have managed a more potent marketing ploy considering that they really don't have any product to be selling. They needed to be able to field technical questions, in detail, and were unable to. This hurts their credibility with those who oppose them.

    They needed to secure the support of their resellers, without whom they have no income, however basically it sounds like they snubbed them to their faces.

    And as a final pedantic note, we all know UNIX is in Linux. In case they forgot, they released System III under a BSD-like license, and Linux subscribes to many of the UNIX philosophies. (Do one thing and do it well). This isn't even an interesting point.

    I still remain unimpressed by SCO.

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    1. Re:I would have though that SCO... by ToadSprocket · · Score: 1

      This hurts their credibility with those who oppose them

      Because... those who oppose them considered SCO credible before this point?

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      If this article confuses you, don't worry. It was posted yesterday in a much clearer fashion.
    2. Re:I would have though that SCO... by cmowire · · Score: 1

      The people who need to be impressed (those who are interested in buying or selling SCO stock in large numbers) don't go to those sort of roadshows.

      They don't need the resellers to pump-and-dump, so they are just grabbing whatver pennies that they can get out of there until they can hit the jackpot.

    3. Re:I would have though that SCO... by DShard · · Score: 1

      I for one was in the middle of writing a check to Darl. But fortunately I got on slashdot and checked out a story about SCO. I am glad that this article made it in with the other gems like that evil bit article is a few down.

  26. If you're interested in going... by ragingmime · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...ther are still a bunch of stops on the tour that will be going on. Admission is free, and there's more information here. They'll be all over the US, as well as in British Columbia. Maybe someone can stop by and say "hi" to the SCO folks. :)

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  27. NOTE TO OTHERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There's no need to mirror this thing. It's one page of text.. There's no multi-meg images or videos. There's a reason it's still up for you to download and try to mirror: it doesn't need to be mirrored more than it has already!

    1. Re:NOTE TO OTHERS by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      I would be suprised if this got slashdotted.

      Sympatico is part of the biggest telco in Canada. Although personal websites might have a bandwidth limit, it shouldn't be because of lack of hardware/routers.

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    2. Re:NOTE TO OTHERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it apeared to me that he wished it was mirrored not because it would be slashdoted, but so his isp wouoldn't gat on him for all the extra bandwidth he was using
      i'm not sure if it acually matters in this case but they might pull the personal web service from him because of too much trafice. (it happens that way at most other places)

  28. intellectual property by penguin7of9 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Their definition of IP (I've never seen a formal definition, and so some of the things on the list amused mildly): Copyright, Contracts, Methods, Trade Secrets, and Know-how (Know-how? How about "stuff we have" - can that be a IP subject too?).

    Well, they can define "intellectual property" however they want to--the term has no legal significance. "Intellectual property" is merely a collective (and misleading) term to refer generally to certain intagible rights. Copyright, patents, trademarks, and trade secrets each have a specific legal status, specific obligations, and specific enforceable rights.

    The term "intellectual property" is actually quite misleading (and this is no doubt a deliberate choice by many of the people using the term) because those rights work very differently from other property rights. For example, they expire. You should think of them more as a temporary contract between you and the government, a kind of non-renewable "lease".

    1. Re:intellectual property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current trend on copyrights is that they are renewable. Just take a look at Disney; Mickey isn't entirely in the public domain yet. As soon as he gets close to coming into the public domain the lobbying, aka "bribing public officials", buys an extension.

    2. Re:intellectual property by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      The term "intellectual property" is actually quite misleading (and this is no doubt a deliberate choice by many of the people using the term) because those rights work very differently from other property rights. For example, they expire. You should think of them more as a temporary contract between you and the government, a kind of non-renewable "lease".

      Non-renewable? You're new here, aren't you?

    3. Re:intellectual property by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      See http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html# IntellectualProperty.

      I love GNU, don't get me wrong, but they are as close, if not closer, to being the mind police as the US Government.

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    4. Re:intellectual property by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

      The US government has governmental powers. That's why it is a problem when the US government acts based on what you think. The GNU project has no special legal powers, they are just putting up their opinion on a web site. What they are criticizing is a powerful, multi-billion-dollar-a-year industry composed of PR people, marketing people, and lobbyists. The primary purpose of that industry is to manipulate language in order to get people to do things they would otherwise not do in a million years.

      But, hey, attacking people for speaking out rationally and freely by calling them "the thought police" and "politically correct" is just another strategy by people who don't like free speech to begin with. The only question is whether you know what you are doing or whether you have merely been taken in like millions of others.

    5. Re:intellectual property by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      The US government has governmental powers. That's why it is a problem when the US government acts based on what you think. The GNU project has no special legal powers, they are just putting up their opinion on a web site. What they are criticizing is a powerful, multi-billion-dollar-a-year industry composed of PR people, marketing people, and lobbyists. The primary purpose of that industry is to manipulate language in order to get people to do things they would otherwise not do in a million years.

      Publishing a list of words and phrases that are considered unacceptable to a specific belief, opinion, or legal system very closely resembles censorship. The only tangible difference here is that, as you pointed out, GNU can't actually enforce it. They can, however, influence those who can enforce it. This is one of my problems with GNU as an organization. I whole-heartedly share their motives and philosophy, mostly, but I strongly disagree with some of their methods. Is this wrong?

      But, hey, attacking people for speaking out rationally and freely by calling them "the thought police" and "politically correct" is just another strategy by people who don't like free speech to begin with. The only question is whether you know what you are doing or whether you have merely been taken in like millions of others.

      Obviously, you think it is wrong. No need to be defensive, dude. I was not attacking, I was merely noting an observation I have made over the years.

      GNU is seriously resembling less an operating system and more a religion. Your reaction to my observation smacks of fanaticism commonly associated with religion, and *never* associated with software development. What is GNU, then? Are they a group of developers making Free Software, or are they a group of believers more concerned with telling the world the right way to think? Our lovely president has been spending a lot of time telling us what patriotic, free-thinking Americans are supposed to think. GNU is doing it too. Is that fitting with your definition of freedom? It's not fitting with mine. Therefore, I make observations when I notice that someone I *do* care about (GNU) resembles my enemy (the thought police).

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    6. Re:intellectual property by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

      Publishing a list of words and phrases that are considered unacceptable to a specific belief, opinion, or legal system very closely resembles censorship

      No. "Censorship" is when a state or other entity uses violence, threats of violence, or other powers to suppresses speech.

      The only tangible difference here is that, as you pointed out, GNU can't actually enforce it.

      That's like saying that the only tangible difference between an ocean and land is the presence of water.

      They can, however, influence those who can enforce it.

      The FSF isn't trying to influcence people to "censor" other people. The FSF is telling you, quite correctly, that terms like "intellectual property" are deliberately misleading creations by people with a special interest in pushing a particular point of view. If you value free speech or free software, you shouldn't use them, and you shouldn't use them out of self-interest.

      This is one of my problems with GNU as an organization. I whole-heartedly share their motives and philosophy, mostly, but I strongly disagree with some of their methods.

      GNU's "methods" are free expression and debate.

      Is this wrong?

      Yes. You claim to be for free speech, yet when the FSF exercises their right to free speech, with no indication that they are calling on anybody to exercise power to stop anybody else from doing anything, you accuse them of "censorship". That is intellectually "wrong" in the sense of being inconsistent. Whether it is morally wrong, you'll have to decide for yourself.

      GNU is seriously resembling less an operating system and more a religion. Your reaction to my observation smacks of fanaticism commonly associated with religion, and *never* associated with software development.

      Yes, I'm quite fanatical about free speech and the ability to engage in rational discourse, as is GNU and the FSF. Because free speech is, in large part, what GNU and the FSF is all about. And part of free speech is to understand how people are trying to manipulate language in order to manipulate people. Terms like "intellectual property" aren't neutral, they were created with a goal, a goal that is related to restricting free speech.

      Are they a group of developers making Free Software, or are they a group of believers more concerned with telling the world the right way to think?

      Of course, they are concerned with "telling the world the right way to think", the operative word being "telling". That is what intellectual discourse is all about. It is only when groups become concerned with "making people think the right way" that they cross the line from intellectual discourse to censorship.

      Our lovely president has been spending a lot of time telling us what patriotic, free-thinking Americans are supposed to think.

      Yes, and while Bush says a lot of stupid things and engages in the same kind of irrational and unwarranted attacks on people and groups as you, stupidity and irrational arguments are not censorship. I want Bush to be able to say lots of stupid things. The censorship, however, begins with the concentration of media ownership.

      GNU is doing it too. Is that fitting with your definition of freedom? It's not fitting with mine

      You bet it's fitting with my definition of freedom that Bush can stand up and say what he says. It is also fitting with my definition of freedom that you can publicly accuse the FSF of "censorship". That doesn't change the fact that I think that your argument is utterly wrong and that your kind of argumentation is a threat to free speech. But the way to respond to threats to free speech is not through censorship, which would be self-contradictory, it's through more speech.

    7. Re:intellectual property by Znork · · Score: 1

      "Publishing a list of words and phrases that are considered unacceptable to a specific belief, opinion, or legal system very closely resembles censorship."

      Quote from the FSF site: "There are a number of words and phrases which we recommend avoiding, or avoiding in certain contexts and usages. The reason is either that they are ambiguous, or that they imply an opinion that we hope you may not entirely agree with."

      In my opinion, that doesnt sound like censorship at all. It's merely a recommendations on words to avoid because the words are not suitable and confuse the issues.

      Using a terminology that minimises the risks of confusion is always a good idea if you're interested in avoiding misunderstandings.

      Many of the terms the FSF recommends avoiding are confusing in the extreme. IP is one of the absolutely worst of them, as it both contains inherent propaganda that attempts to draw paralells between physical property rights and limited rights to ideas and it's close to worthless as a grouping as the laws it attempts to include are far too diverse to be considered as a whole.

  29. Re:Visitors to Page by mOoZik · · Score: 1

    The counter has died now. It was getting about a hit a second. Impressive!

  30. Can't wait to see if this will get /. ed... by pdaoust007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sympatico being the largest Canadian ISP, I've always wondered if one of their servers could survive the /. effect. I guess we'll find out!

    1. Re:Can't wait to see if this will get /. ed... by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      heh.

      If I remember correctly, sympatico* is banned in #linux on undernet, for being, quote, "the AOL of the great white north".

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    2. Re:Can't wait to see if this will get /. ed... by SkankhodBeeblebrox · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd think AOL Canada would be the AOL of 'the great white north'

      *grin*

  31. How to say SCO in geek language by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    (searches on their sites for SCO only brings mention of their "Special Customer Operations" group)

    S(anta|pecial) Cr*u(stomer|z) Operations*

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    1. Re:How to say SCO in geek language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Santa Crrrrustomer Operationsssssssssss? :)

    2. Re:How to say SCO in geek language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kleene's star starts at 0.
      So r* means a set of 0, r, rr, rrr etc.
      So Cr*(ustomer|z) is more likely Cruz or Customer.
      I'm going to have a test about elemetns of computation in a few week's time ;)

    3. Re:How to say SCO in geek language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      SCO stands for:

      S tolen C ode from O pen source

  32. Acquisition using Cap not possible by bstadil · · Score: 5, Informative
    Reference was made to using their capitalization as a means of acquisition

    This is not possible with the exception of companies already owned by the Canopy group.

    Any company has a fiduciary duty to their stockholders even privately owned.

    Any company that accepted this POS (Not Point of Purchase) will open themselves to lawsuit. Any Due diligence will not pass muster.

    There is nothing for the acuired company to be gained. The shares can not be sold, their non Legal business has all but disapeared so no synergy and the like can be had, Nothing as far as I can see.

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    1. Re:Acquisition using Cap not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err... I think they mean *capitalizing* on their ancient IP to *acquire* Linux. :P

    2. Re:Acquisition using Cap not possible by compactable · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this kinda surprised me at mention too. 3 years ago nobody would blink at a weenie overbloated stock take over, but now?

    3. Re:Acquisition using Cap not possible by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Aye, but it sounds good on the road show and probably won't get them in more trouble with the SEC than they already will hopefully be in for running a pump-and-dump. ;)

    4. Re:Acquisition using Cap not possible by Chemicalscum · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yes - but this is how the Canopy/SCO scam works - The Vultus purchase was the first one

      SCO purchases a Canopy company with newly created shares at a nominal value (yes they have provision for a massive share expansion). The Canopy shareholders - ie Noorda and Yarro then sell the SCO stock at its market price and make a killing.

      A worthless Canopy company has been turned into a fortune in cash and the suckers who have been paying through their nose to buy SCO stock have been defrauded.

      So it goes.

    5. Re:Acquisition using Cap not possible by AftanGustur · · Score: 2, Interesting


      SCO purchases a Canopy company with newly created shares at a nominal value (yes they have provision for a massive share expansion). The Canopy shareholders - ie Noorda and Yarro then sell the SCO stock at its market price and make a killing.

      Exactly what I was thinking yesterday when I was looking at SCO's stock value.
      I thought "Hey, it looks like the shit is working to inflate the price, maybe I should buy a few and have some easy money."

      But then the little deamon on my shoulder told me "Stupid, you know this story will end by everybody at SCO selling their stock and fleeing the ship as it sinks. You have to know a lot of things you don't, to play that game."

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    6. Re:Acquisition using Cap not possible by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Reference was made to using their capitalization as a means of acquisition

      You mean, for their next trick, they're going to start suing companies whose names are three capital letters? ...oh, wait, they're already doing that...

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  33. "Caldera Linux customers are indemnified" by Ricin · · Score: 1

    .. "against legal action". That's what they state. Well, legal action of SCO perhaps but not of, say, the FSF or Linus for breaching the GPL.

    IIUC, they waivered their IP claims (not copyrights) when contributing to Linux, notably on or around the technologies that have been named so far. So if they don't abide the license or claim it's void that would immediately force them to face copyright issues with the Linux kernel and any other GPL package they've had in OpenLinux or UnixWare.

    So where's the GPL license revocation? Someone's gotta move the first (real) pawn. So far all we get is air and it's humid and smelly. Yet we all snore it up so far. And SCO says Ho and the stock goes Woo.

    1. Re:"Caldera Linux customers are indemnified" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr, no, if SCO have indemnified their customers against all problems arrising from this affair, then surely that includes the harmful backlash of the big fat countersuit coming SCO (and its customers) IBM's battalion of Daemonic Lawyers and anyone else who has issues with the (theoretical) SCO misuse of GPL'd code without GPL liscense. Meaning McBride et al foot that bill.

    2. Re:"Caldera Linux customers are indemnified" by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Actually SCO's customers are quite safe from any FSF/Linus/GPL claims. They are not violating copyright, SCO is.

    3. Re:"Caldera Linux customers are indemnified" by Arker · · Score: 1

      Actually SCO's customers are quite safe from any FSF/Linus/GPL claims. They are not violating copyright, SCO is.

      So long as they don't buy a 'SCO-Source license', at least, that's correct.

      However, Linus et. al. certainly could sue SCO for every penny they've made selling Linux. IANAL, but it seems like they'd have a good case. Only problem is SCO wouldn't be able to pay any award, so it would be a waste of money.

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    4. Re:"Caldera Linux customers are indemnified" by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      However, Linus et. al. certainly could sue SCO for every penny they've made selling Linux.

      What are his damages then? To bring a lawsuit, you have to be able to show damages. What are SCO's actions costing Linus et. al.

      Answer: nothing. Ergo, no damages, no law suit.

      SCO's lawyers may be a useless bunch of asshats, but I imagine they *are* taking legal advice on such matters and aren't likely to expose themselves so stupidly.

      IANAL

      Clearly.

    5. Re:"Caldera Linux customers are indemnified" by spitzak · · Score: 1
      Actually SCO's customers are quite safe from any FSF/Linus/GPL claims. They are not violating copyright, SCO is.

      So long as they don't buy a 'SCO-Source license', at least, that's correct.

      I think even if the customer buys an "SCO-Source License" they are safe from copyright violations to the Linux copyright holders, as they still have not copied anything they should not have, SCO is the one doing the copying (possibly SCO could put "you are liable for our copyright violations" in the license, but I'm not sure that is legal).

      Some have argued that selling such a license would make SCO much more liable for copyright violations. This is probably true and this is why SCO has refused to actually make it possible to purchase such a license. However I still feel this in no way affects SCO's customers.

    6. Re:"Caldera Linux customers are indemnified" by Arker · · Score: 1

      Yes and no.

      It may be legal to buy SCOs license. Possibly. But if you buy their license, then turn around and hand a friend a linux disk, let alone put it on ftp, you're in violation. One way or another. Either you violate SCOs license, by distributing under the GPL, or you are violating copyright, by distributing GPL code in breach of the GPL.

      IANAL, but if I knew anyone stupid enough to have bought SCOs license, I'd certainly advise them to retain a very good one to figure out their position.

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  34. Ever noticed how ... by Muad · · Score: 1

    Ever noticed how Darl McBride resembles Kenneth Irons of Witchbalde memory ? Just a thought... (thank god McBride does not have *that* kind of cash :-)

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  35. Best. Quote. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The 80's called, they want their features back."

  36. The wierd part by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    All of SCO's executives, from King Darl on down, just keep charging forward, as if everything they're doing and saying makes perfect sense. It's almost like some sort of wierd Saturday Night Live parody of a business.

    1. Re:The wierd part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All of SCO's executives, from King Darl on down, just keep charging forward, as if everything they're doing and saying makes perfect sense"

      They have lots of experience with this. They are Mormons. No, really.

    2. Re:The wierd part by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Feels more like something from the set of Sliders. Things that make perfect sense in one Universe are just too bizarre for words in another. I have to wonder if McBride and his crew came in through some extradimensional portal and are just behaving normally.

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    3. Re:The wierd part by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      ...what, and this is different from ANY modern western managment group in what way?

      I deal *daily* with a million Managment programs from Office cleanliness standards (why isnt the spot under the garbage can labeled "garbage can"?) to photocopy paper min - max levels posted (Maximum 2 Reams -- Minimum 1 Ream - Restock in units of 1 Ream )

      These lying twits look straight at you and create reality... just like SCO is doing on this roadshow... American Business *isnt* required to be truthfull/make sense... If your high enough up the chain, you can say anything you want and we are required to pretend it is reality...

      this is literally driving me crazy.

    4. Re:The wierd part by RevSmiley · · Score: 0

      Be careful thats how my karma got "bad" and I am posting at zero. The truth is not appreciated in some cases.

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    5. Re:The wierd part by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      >photocopy paper min - max levels posted (Maximum 2 Reams -- Minimum 1 Ream - Restock in units of 1 Ream )

      This will show up on someone's resume as:

      Implemented corporate level hardcopy logistics system.

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  37. Wow no NDA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I thought they weren't charitable :). We can all now laugh at their future 2 billion dollar webservices without infringing on their IP.

  38. In Other News: by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


    Hitler and Stalin named two of the top 5 influential political leaders of the 20th Century.

  39. Should have mentionedSCO resellers by Ricin · · Score: 1

    I should have mentioned earlier that it's good to hear SCO resellers being very sceptical.

    Brains are not easily engineered into WOC (Wake On Command) luckily.

  40. If the audience was primarily SCO resellers, ... by darnok · · Score: 1

    what bone/s did they throw out to convince these guys they were (still) on a good thing?

    I mean, the resellers are business people - they must be hearing grumbles from their customer base and getting worried as a result. At least some of their customers must be making noises about going somewhere else for their systems.

    What nice story did SCO have to tell them? "We're suing everyone" doesn't help those guys a bit

  41. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The story section is called Caldera. There is no OTHER Caldera that we would be talking about. If you do not like it, go mess witih the clicky box in your user profile. kthxbye.

  42. Um.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By watching, one could presume, it's with your eyes; as well, in front of them. You win the blue ribbon for being doubly superfluous.

  43. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  44. Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravings by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the article:
    Also of note was the volume of OpenSource software in the box - OpenSSL/SSH, Apache, Samba, CUPS, Gimp-print, bash ... you name it.

    Isn't most or all of that released as GPL? The "invalid" license? Does SCO intend to claim that the GPL's alleged invalidity means the software is "license-free" and therefore they can do whatever they want with it? Perhaps they assume that nobody associated with free software can afford to sue them for copyright infringement...

  45. Dude, what's with the left-justified text? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    link HREF="compactable.css" TYPE="text/css" REL="stylesheet"
    leads to
    BODY {
    font-family: arial narrow, helvetica;
    font-size: 12pt;
    background-color: #FFFFFF;
    margin: 0px;
    }
    Dude: What in the world is wrong with having a margin?

    1. Re:Dude, what's with the left-justified text? by compactable · · Score: 1

      The page was originally part of a frame - I took out the other cr@p to reduce /. effect. Oops on not restoring the other stuff...

    2. Re:Dude, what's with the left-justified text? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      The page was originally part of a frame - I took out the other cr@p to reduce /. effect. Oops on not restoring the other stuff...

      Why didn't you just submit the whole text to slashdot as the article, to be read on slashdot? Or did you try that and it got rejected? Seems like the logical thing to do if you're worried about being slashdotted...

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  46. We don't need any more SCO publicity, ... by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    ... because it only fuels the share price pump up.
    This means that the innocents of the world will lose even more money when this particular worthless 'House of Cards' inevitably comes tumbling down. In most juristictions of the world this SCO lark is considered illegal. Why does /. want to aid and abet this fraud?

    1. Re:We don't need any more SCO publicity, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U fucking dumass...

      Why do u read SCO stories?

      Isnt everyone here sick of such fucking assholes who have nuthing else but to complain about SCO stories?

    2. Re:We don't need any more SCO publicity, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think /. counts as free adverts in this type of case... Do you think the people who go to SCO articles from here are likely to think "hang on...this SCO lot are certainly appearing a lot...they must be worth buying into.."?
      After all, Enron got a hell of a lot more coverage on their way out - would you have bought their stock?

  47. Hell, just cuz everyone else seems to be doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I decided to go to the SCO "City to City Tour" (%s/City to City/Farewell/g) out of morbid curiosity - what did SCO say about itself? I was especially interested to see if the time allotted to "roadmap" would even mention shippable product (o; It was interesting - not exactly as I expected, but interesting nonetheless. Highly recommended.
    And apparently easy to attend. 64 seats, less than 20 attendees. Considering that when I applied I went to a waiting list, I was expecting a higher turnout ... it may be worth putting yourself on the list for future stops of the show ...

    Grandest cheese at the presentation was VP of Marketing, Jeff Hunsaker. He started out with an hour the company's report card & backgrounder. Here's the view of SCO painted: 330 employees, 2+ million deployed units (no mention of OS breakdown - would be interesting to see what % of that is Caldera Linux), target market is small-ish business. Reference accounts seem to be franchised fast food & drug oriented. Think Pizza Hut & Wallgreens (Arnold Clarke & Argos were UK references, Shoppers Drug thrown in for us Canuks). Nothing IT-intensive. Avaya & Lucent were mentioned on the laundry list, however no detail was given, and I cannot imagine descendants of AT&T paying too much to some guys in Utah for hideous product (searches on their sites for SCO only brings mention of their "Special Customer Operations" group).

    Oddly enough, market cap & stock price were mentioned extensively (who'd have thought?). Reference was made to using their capitalization as a means of acquisition; however no details were given (assuming there were any details to give). The fabled '2 quarters of profitability' was also mentioned. The name Caldera was dragged through the dirt, as they were never profitable. From the slides you'd think SCO had roots much, much deeper than the MS Xenix junk they spawned from. In fact, the analogy they whip out is that of Harley-Davidson (HD was purchased by AMF, went to hell, then arose re-branded as the mega-label you know today). I refrained from pointing out that pre/post-AMF Harley produced respected product, and did not send threatening letters to Yamaha owners ...

    Mention of the legal battle? Nothing technical. Representatives were up-front about their lack of legal knowledge, and inability to comment. It never got past the mud-slinging stage. Same old, same old. Their interest is in protecting their IP. This is about a breach of contract. Linux 2.4 code review shows Monterrey-esqe code relating to memory-access that must have come from AIX 5L. Caldera Linux customers are indemnified against legal action. Blah blah blah.

    Interesting bits?

    Their definition of IP (I've never seen a formal definition, and so some of the things on the list amused mildly): Copyright, Contracts, Methods, Trade Secrets, and Know-how (Know-how? How about "stuff we have" - can that be a IP subject too?). Their mention of McBride making some soon-to-be-published "top 5 influential executives list" (that'll be a keeper of an article). And heavy mention of HP's support. Reference was made to their web site removing their logo, however they emphatically associate SCOs current operations and HP's approval. Nothing to substantiate, however.

    Really interesting bits?

    The crowd. I was expecting Linux zealots. It was mostly a room full of SCO resellers. And they were not too big on having a love in. Nothing hostile, however not one positive comment for the morning's session. During the "we be so profitable" section of the spiel, one reseller in the crowd asked "where does the money come from?" The response was largely a pointer to the SCO source initiative. The response? "What you are profitable in will not make me profitable.". Wow. That was good. One raised the points that this quibble is hurting his business. SCO's stance is that they'd love to settle this tomorrow (har har). Stance not bought by aforementioned res

  48. Re:I am glad by Faluzeer · · Score: 1

    Hmmm poor attempt at trolling by you...

    I have zero problem with people trying to defend their Intellectual Property Rights, however to do so they should actually *own* them first.

  49. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by darnok · · Score: 1

    > Perhaps they assume that nobody associated with
    > free software can afford to sue them for copyright
    > infringement...

    I keep waiting for that to happen - the author of some piece of OSS suing SCO for licence infringement.

    There must be at least one OSS author that's reasonably wealthy and could afford to do this, with or without the backing of e.g. the EFF. Chance has to be good that at least one OSS person made a fortune somewhere, somehow, ...

  50. Re:If the audience was primarily SCO resellers, .. by adrianbaugh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As you would know if you'd read the article properly, the resellers themselves sounded pretty pissed at SCO by and large; "what is making [SCO] profitable is not making [the resellers] profitable". They seem able to see that this lawsuit is join jack all for them.

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  51. Re:Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phew! Thanks for posting this. I'm not sure if we all could have read the article considering the

    TEN PLUS OTHER DAMN COPIES OF THE ARTICLE

    already posted.

    Thanks again

  52. hhmm..this makes sense by bobsalt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always thought mcbride needed some stool softener...

  53. Re:If the audience was primarily SCO resellers, .. by darnok · · Score: 1

    I did read the story properly - I don't quite believe that all the resellers heard was "SCO's going to make money by suing people".

    They must have given them something else to cheer them up - what was it?

  54. Negative Reinforcement by SkArcher · · Score: 1

    I think Hitler and stalin were highly influential on the History of the 20th Century. I think the term I am looking for is 'learn from somebody elses mistakes'.

    Mr McBride, on the other hand, seems simply to want to profit from a lot of other peoples success - and after the lawsuit, we can hope that others learn from his mistake too.

    The mistake you made Mr McBride? You tried to fuck with the penguin. Do you know anything about charging Penguins, Mr McBride? No? Well, you are about to learn...

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  55. Re:How does this crap end up on the /. front page? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    No, because are those of us who have busy, complicated lives who enjoy the occasional belly-laugh.

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  56. dude, like .. who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  57. Only patents expire by yerricde · · Score: 2, Insightful

    those rights work very differently from other property rights. For example, they expire. You should think of them more as a temporary contract

    Temporary? Trademarks registered in the USPTO don't expire as long as the holder keeps filling the meter, and neither do trade secrets. Copyrights will not expire in the United States as long as The Walt Disney Company continues to use proceeds from home video sales to pay off legislators. In other words, only patents expire.

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    1. Re:Only patents expire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really isn't a trade secret it is just a secret.

    2. Re:Only patents expire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Temporary? Trademarks registered in the USPTO don't expire as long as the holder keeps filling the meter, and neither do trade secrets.

      Copyrights are also temporary. The Constitution says so. The fact that corrupt politicians keep changing the meaning of "limited duration" doesn't change that.

      Trade secret protections are very limited and temporary, but of indeterminate duration: they disappear pretty much as soon as the secret fails to be a secret anymore. Most of the remedies are against the persons originally violating trade secrecy.

      You observe correctly that trademarks are renewable. However, trademarks are not a big issue in the SCO case and they are generally not a problem for open source.

    3. Re:Only patents expire by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1

      But not until the technology contained in them is functionally obsolete. {wry grin}

    4. Re:Only patents expire by midav · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And the only reason why patents are still expire is that the US can not enforce their patents everywhere in the world. And those independent parts would have had advantage in technological growth from sharing the knowledge.

      If we had Global Government that functioned by the same rules the US Government does, you would have seen the same pattern as you currently see in copyrights where IP rights are effectively equal to P rights.

  58. Re:Visitors to Page by Malc · · Score: 1

    He's using his personal webspace on Sympatico. I dunno what their transfer limit is today, but when I was them as my ISP two years ago it was only 25MB/month.

  59. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Erwos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you!

    I've been saying this all along: the worst thing that SCO for themselves could do is render the GPL invalid. They'd IMMEDIATELY open themselves up to a million lawsuits of death from irate copyright holders, a few of whom do have the money to kick the snot out of SCO (IBM, RedHat, and SGI come to mind).

    "The GPL is invalid!"
    "That so? Stop shipping my code. Now. I wrote that code, the copyright reverts to me."
    "Uh, we own it! The GPL is invalid, and therefore, all GPL'd code belongs to us, because we said so!"
    "I think not." (lawsuit filed)
    Take that last line, multiply it by a million, and you'd see what would happen to SCO if the GPL was declared invalid. These people have honest-to-G-d, actual damages to claim. The GPL might die, but a dead SCO would be put right on top of its body.

    -Erwos

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  60. We should *all* go to this by puzzled · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I think its a six hour drive to the one nearest to me, but I should go just to ask pointed questions. I'm more or less enjoying my eighteenth year of Unix use (BSD on Vax 11/780 ... I feel old) and I'd like to see these creeps get the lawsuits & criminal charges they so richly deserve.

    I doubt if most ./ers remember, but in the mid 1980s we roundly cursed SCO for being the only Intel hardware unix and being out of reach price wise, and we cheered when MWC's Coherent became available, even if it was constrained to 64k of code and 64k of data per application.

    SCO ignored what people needed for a long, long time, and agreeing to be the punching bag in M$'s proxy war against Linux is the last gasp of the last for pay unix workalike on intel hardware. BSDi went quietly, Sun & SGI are going to kick and fuss ... just watch and see what happens.

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    1. Re:We should *all* go to this by kjs3 · · Score: 1
      I'm more or less enjoying my eighteenth year of Unix use (BSD on Vax 11/780 ... I feel old) and I'd like to see these creeps get the lawsuits & criminal charges they so richly deserve.

      Amen, brother. I started on on 11/780 & 750 running BSD (and 3B20 & Sun 3/160 running other things). Then I went to Secureware, and we ended up with a copywrite in SCO...too much time with SCO...

      MWC's Coherent

      There was also Minix...and then this dude named Linus came along...

    2. Re:We should *all* go to this by torpor · · Score: 1

      I doubt if most ./ers remember, but in the mid 1980s we roundly cursed SCO for being the only Intel hardware unix and being out of reach price wise, and we cheered when MWC's Coherent became available, even if it was constrained to 64k of code and 64k of data per application.


      I remember those days all too well ... in fact the reason I was on the minix list (and saw Linus' fateful first Linux message that day ...) in the first place was because I was pissed off at the extraordinary high prices I would've had to pay for SCO on my system, and having no other options, turned to (what I considered at the time) academia for a decent kernel.

      I'm so glad I got into Linux from the beginning, prompted by SCO's misdeeds, and it has been a long and wonderful road indeed, this one that goes nowhere near SCOville ...

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    3. Re:We should *all* go to this by puzzled · · Score: 1



      I have vague memories of a Vax 11/730 warping the floorboards in my house. BSD 4.2 Reno on 1600 BPI tape and the Vax 6220 that replaced it at work was a smokin' upgrade - you could hold down the arrow keys in vi and it would scroll a file at 19.2k and it could keep up as long as there weren't too many people testing out its amazing processing power(!).

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  61. Nice write-up, except for... by blincoln · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mention was also made in the road map of a new online update service (big whoop), and SmallFoot, which is a "Retail Hardened POS solution" (their words, not mine). When did "you want fries with that?" become associated with the five 9's of reliability?

    I know that a lot of IT workers are out of touch with the retail industry, but this seems a little arrogant.

    Designing a stable, reliable point-of-sale system for long-term use (because retail corporations tend to replace POS systems on the order of once every twenty years) is a huge challenge. I'm involved with a project like that now.

    Cash registers are where the money comes into a retail corporation. If they're broken because the designer figured that 80% reliability was good enough, then you don't take in money that day, or you use a notepad, pen, and manual credit card imprinter. A lot of your customers will walk out your door and down the street to someone who bought a better system.

    The POS system we're replacing was bought in 1983. The servers are the size of washing machines and have 8.5" disk drives. They're still running. How many of you are working on systems you expect to last that long?

    I'm not saying that SCO's system is any good, just that I've noticed a tendency for tech geeks not to understand why making a good POS system is a challenge, and something you'd want to mention as an achievement.

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    1. Re:Nice write-up, except for... by magores · · Score: 1

      +1 Insightful

      If I had mod points, I would give one to the parent.

    2. Re:Nice write-up, except for... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      "become associated with the five 9's of reliability?"

      The five 9's relate to availability, not reliability.

    3. Re:Nice write-up, except for... by DaEMoN128 · · Score: 1

      I work in a message center in the millitary. My particular equip was manufactured in the early 80's. It is a lot more complicated than the cash register (sorts messages by clearance and by priority, multiple recipients and the ability to expand infinantly). This can now be replaced by a duel 1000 xenon server (well, three duel........) but it was just decommissioned last year. Reliabiltiy is hard to get, and when you get kit that is capable of doing it, you keep it. I understand the need for a reliable system. Good to see that others understand that 80%, 90% or 95% just isnt good enough some times. My system (other than minitureizing some components) was designed in the 70's.

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    4. Re:Nice write-up, except for... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Cash registers are where the money comes into a retail corporation. If they're broken because the designer figured that 80% reliability was good enough, then you don't take in money that day, or you use a notepad, pen, and manual credit card imprinter. A lot of your customers will walk out your door and down the street to someone who bought a better system.

      Heh, when my wife was working for a certian anti-competitive coffee chain based in Seattle she went in one day to find the POS stuff (and the Windows servers running them in back) down, and the other employees and management were just GIVING AWAY COFFEE. Just because they couldn't look at a fucking menu, get a fucking calculator, and figure out the price! Idiots. My wife straightened them out. I can just imagine all those pretty-girls saying "Oh, what's this? You mean this is what they call a calculator? I always thought that calculators were big machines that made loud whirring noises and smelled funny."

      Man, when I was working at Sonic in Texas a long time ago, the computer went out one day, and I immediately picked up paper to take the orders and pass them back to the kitchen, and I could do the fucking math in my head! Inconvenient as hell, but no lost sales.

      But you're absolutely right about POS systems needing to be reliable. For some businesses (think 24-hour gas stations) they need to be more reliable than DNS servers. Building a good POS system is about making sure that it's not a POS. Er. I've got my acronyms ambiguous. Cool.

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    5. Re:Nice write-up, except for... by joshsnow · · Score: 1

      My wife straightened them out. I can just imagine all those pretty-girls saying "Oh, what's this? You mean this is what they call a calculator?

      Your wife was the ugly one, right?

    6. Re:Nice write-up, except for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmm...

      Message center in the military, you say?

      Perhaps that's why your post is semi-encrypted - 'infinantly', 'duel', 'minitureizing'...

      all good words to keep the communists from sapping our precious bodily fluids, no doubt.

    7. Re:Nice write-up, except for... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your wife was the ugly one, right?

      *chuckle*

      Actually, no. :) I said "pretty-girls" just like I would say "pretty-boys" about, say, the Dallas Cowboys, or 'N Sync, or what-have-you. My wife was the not-vain one. Also, my wife was the smart one, rather than the vain, "I'm so pretty", girls celebrating their stupidity and lack of resourcefulness. "Do math? What's that? Oh yeah! That's what they teach you in schools! That stuff's not useful in the real world."

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    8. Re:Nice write-up, except for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Girls that know math are always pretty (-;

    9. Re:Nice write-up, except for... by DaEMoN128 · · Score: 1

      Hey , I just program the equipment, and that is 4 letter commands. I couldnt spell to save my life :)

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  62. Re:Visitors to Page by CaptBubba · · Score: 1

    It is at 3990 for me. That works out to be about...

    81 hits/min
    or
    1.4 hits/sec

    That's assuming no hits were lost when the counter was AWOL. Pretty impressive.

  63. Re:Visitors to Page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's odd, I was roughly all of 1100-1500 and the counter workded fine then ;)

  64. Re:Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The words may be the same, but if you read them all carefully you'll see that the tone and emphasis are subtly different in each one.

  65. MIRROR by Tactical+Skyrider · · Score: 1, Informative
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  66. Suggestion for question to ask at SCO roadshow by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 4, Informative

    If anyone's going, I'd be interested in hearing their response to a particular question. When they start talking about the new color printing features provided by Gimp-Print, and their inclusion of Apache HTTPD, Samba, CUPS, and OpenSSH/OpenSSL, ask the following:

    "You are stating that you will be including a lot of open-source software within future versions of your operating systems. SCO is on the record for making many statements to the effect that such open-source software is undoubtedly built with stolen intellectual property. If this is true then using an SCO OS puts my business at risk, whether or not you indmenify your customers from direct litigation. What reason do you have to believe that these products are legitimate, while Linux is not?

    Probably would best be compacted a bit, but you get the point. I may have to sign up for the Irvine show just to ask that!

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    1. Re:Suggestion for question to ask at SCO roadshow by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Call and ask their sales department. I'm sure they'd love to talk to one or two people a month:)

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    2. Re:Suggestion for question to ask at SCO roadshow by microbox · · Score: 1

      Just ask

      "Why is it okay to use these particular open source products when SCO has publicly vilified the whole the open source method?"

      IMHO you've got to keep a question to 1 scentence.

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  67. Re:MOD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus Christ kill it, kill it!

  68. But wait! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > The best part of this whole thing is watching this poor guy's site counter shoot up. Was at 131 when I got there - now at 584 two minutes later. I'm watching the Slashdot effect in action in front of my own eyes!

    Think how bad it would be if most of us actually read the articles before posting!

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  69. Remove Unixware support by SteveOU · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Also of note was the volume of OpenSource software in the box - OpenSSL/SSH, Apache, Samba, CUPS, Gimp-print, bash..."

    If SCO is this dependent on OSS software, they are more vulnerable than I gave them credit for. A cohesive effort to remove support for Unixware might do them in. Sure...they have the source code and could re-add support, but it would be expensive for them, and they aren't going to be able to maintain that kind of payroll. So how about it - how hard would it be to break support for SCO platforms? I mean, sure, I feel bad for existing Unixware users, but it would almost be doing them a favor to force them onto a modern OS

    1. Re:Remove Unixware support by Chmarr · · Score: 1

      The problem with intentionally removing support for one OS is that you're never really sure how many OTHER OS's it's going to effect.

      A better effect would be to announce that no MORE support will be done for a particular OS, and just let it atrophy.

    2. Re:Remove Unixware support by benjamindees · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As someone who's worked on SCO systems, I'd say that would be the best thing anyone has ever done for SCO users. There isn't a single SCO application provider that hasn't already started supporting Linux.

      People joke about the ancient feature-set of current SCO products, but even the stability and reliability of what's SCO offers is something out of the mid-nineties. (As in, mid-nineties *Microsoft* software)

      Most of SCO's customers, being small-scale retail/manufacturing, generally have little or no IT support and only know as much as their (overpriced) SCO crack-dealers tell them. I'd bet that most of them are still running serial terminals.

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    3. Re:Remove Unixware support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a general purpose Unix, SCO is total crud, but don't knock their reliability for those vertical systems. It's not uncommon for a retail app on SCO to stay up for years - and that's something you just couldn't get elsewhere on PC hardware until recently.

    4. Re:Remove Unixware support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SCO Open Source guy posted on slashdot in a previous story.

      He single handedly ports all the OSS software to UNIXWare, so removing support from the main trees only disses a OSS developer and doesn't do anything to hurt UNIXWare.

    5. Re:Remove Unixware support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "removing support from the main trees only disses a OSS developer and doesn't do anything to hurt UNIXWare..."

      Right, and killing Hitler disses a democrat and doesn't do anything to hurt socialism.

    6. Re:Remove Unixware support by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      It's being done. And it needs be done more :)

      Take a look at OpenGroups Motif license. /Dread

  70. #4699 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...and it's loading just fine.

    How many hits DOES it take to get to the center of a webserver?

    1. Re:#4699 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many hits DOES it take to get to the center of a webserver?

      The world may never know.

  71. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Disturbing Hypothetical Business plan:

    1. SCO gets court ruling that GPL is invalid.
    2. Now nobody can ship Linux. Bill Gates sez "W00T!"
    3. SCO stock falls to 0.01 since they can't ship Linux either.
    4. Darl and pals quietly buy all outstanding shares.
    5. Mysterious strangers who can't be tied to Microsoft now
    exercise previous options to buy SCO stock at $15/share.
    Darl sez "WOOT!" and retires to Ibiza.

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    >;k
  72. Did... by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    did you throw eggs at them? I would have!

    1. Re:Did... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll get a lot further if they think you like them.

      I wish more liberals would just join the Republican Party at the local level, and work their way up the ranks-- instead of trying to fight the party, use its power for your agenda.

    2. Re:Did... by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      That is kind of funny.

  73. About publicising SCO dealings by grahamlee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know this is going to sound like flamebait, and if you feel it is then be my guest in using the moderation system to let me, and everyone else, know.

    Where SCO press is concerned, Do Not Feed The Troll. SCO are undoubtedly revelling in the fact that every time their marketing droids put pen to paper, their output is mirrored on /., newsforge, linux.com and any number of similar sites. I expect they use this coverage to show their investors how seriously the community takes SCO's business, and how the Linux-using and Open Source Software communities are incredibly worried about the fact that 'they stole SCO IP and used it in their anti-competitive software'. In short, SCO profit from the coverage, and Darl McBride's worth increases with every SCO post on /..

    We as a community should not be furthering this action. SCO proved long ago that their statements do very little to reflect reality, and that they are not averse to publishing absurd comments in order to try and gain a few share points. Indeed, at the time IBM showed us what a large organisation of UNIX-types should do in such a situation; they ignored SCO. SGI have since taken a similar approach. However, regular statements by ESR and others, alongside frequent coverage on sites such as this or Newsforge, have shown that the Open Source community cannot help but to rise to a troll's bait.

    This may be because of the lack of centralisation of the community, i.e. there is no single mouthpiece from which views are aired. Whereas IBM or the like can carefully control the statements issued by its press department, should someone like ESR decide to express their opinion on a subject, it is erroneously considered to represent the wishes and views of the community as a whole. Now while I'm not advocating restrictions to free speech, I do think that such publications or announcements should be self-vetted to consider whether or not they are helping the very people who wish to harm our winderfully open community.

    In summary, as I said at the top, SCO are trolls. Please do not feed them in the future.

    1. Re:About publicising SCO dealings by daffmeister · · Score: 1
      Let's look at a few points:

      SCO are undoubtedly revelling in the fact that every time their marketing droids put pen to paper, their output is mirrored on /., newsforge, linux.com and any number of similar sites.

      I don't think they would be revelling in the fact that their output is mirrored alongside a large number of, generally well constructed, refutations. If they were then surely we would see evidence of this revelling.

      They have bragged about the column inches of their press releases but (AFAIK) they haven't bragged about the coverage of those press releases.

      I expect they use this coverage to show their investors how seriously the community takes SCO's business

      That strikes me as completely groundless speculation. Any evidence of them presenting things to their investors this way?

      We as a community should not be furthering this action. SCO proved long ago that their statements do very little to reflect reality, and that they are not averse to publishing absurd comments in order to try and gain a few share points.

      So you believe that these absurd statements should not be publically refuted. The general public does not know they are absurd without the refutation.

      Indeed, at the time IBM showed us what a large organisation of UNIX-types should do in such a situation; they ignored SCO.

      IBM is involved in a legal battle with SCO. In such situations it is usually considered prudent to say little until it reaches the courts. The rest of the community is not (at present) going to the courts therefore public forums such as this are the best place to make public statements.

      However, regular statements by ESR and others, alongside frequent coverage on sites such as this or Newsforge, have shown that the Open Source community cannot help but to rise to a troll's bait.

      So you are saying that ESR's demonstration that the only code currently shown by SCO was from ancient Unix, and almost certainly in the public domain, was a bad thing. That SCO's statement that the malloc code was theirs should have remained unchallenged.

      Now while I'm not advocating restrictions to free speech, I do think that such publications or announcements should be self-vetted to consider whether or not they are helping the very people who wish to harm our winderfully open community.

      I've heard this argument before but I'm yet to see the slightest shred of evidence, or even a well-reasoned argument, that the community's refutation of SCO statements is helping SCO and hurting the community.

      Such evidence would be welcome.

    2. Re:About publicising SCO dealings by farquharsoncraig · · Score: 1

      I find it more of an ironic comedy which has quickly become a pastime at least for me living in Provo, UT where many of the local newspapers are at least partially pro SCO. I have nightmares of Darrel McBride breaking in at night and confiscating my beloved Linux box, or worse, irrevocably installing SCO. The OS online newspaper SCO rebuttals are good to lift one's spirit, at least in the land of these charlatans where deception reigns. I have also directed some of my Windows-based friends to some of the more calm and deliberate pieces defrauding the deceptions.

  74. Re:I know it's going to be slashdotted by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

    In fact, the analogy they whip out is that of Harley-Davidson (HD was purchased by AMF, went to hell, then arose re-branded as the mega-label you know today). I refrained from pointing out that pre/post-AMF Harley produced respected product, and did not send threatening letters to Yamaha owners ...

    Another poster mentions Harley's IP debacle over their engine types. However, from the 1950's to the 1960's the Norton Manx 30 M motorcycle was cleaning Harley's clock at Daytona Beach. Harley had the rules of the race changed specifically so that any motorcycle could enter - except a Manx 30 M.

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  75. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by leoxx · · Score: 1

    Done. IBM amended their counter claims to include counter suing SCO for violating the GPL.

  76. Re:Visitors to Page by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How can I be -Offtopic, when the follow-up is +Funny?

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  77. Thank you for not killing them ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that would have made SCO look good

  78. Re:I am glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, wasn't too good of a troll.
    I'll try harder.

  79. It's not funny till it's Perl funny. by generationxyu · · Score: 1

    SCO "City to City Tour" (%s/City to City/Farewell/g)

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  80. SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lower horn....removed.
    Enough said.

  81. Traceing Indemnification to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Follow the link to SCO Source, www.caldera.com/scosource/quotes_from_complaint.ht ml
    to the last quote: www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/28183.html
    That article is a followup to:
    MS exec rattles sabre, suggests Linux could infringe patents
    www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/28155.html
    And you find an article about Microsoft doing a test run of "indemnification"-FUD against linux and IBM in a smal market (Israel) Could someone who speaks hebrew follow the link and post a translation, please?

    Now notice, IBM and Microsoft exchanged patents etc. at the time they co-developed OS/2, so Microsoft can't sue IBM (would be unwise anyway). So they need a little proxy-warrior to do the dirty work. Along comes SCO-Source demanding money for their "IP"....

  82. From the article by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Informative
    Here's the view of SCO painted: 330 employees, 2+ million deployed units (no mention of OS breakdown - would be interesting to see what % of that is Caldera Linux), target market is small-ish business. Reference accounts seem to be franchised fast food & drug oriented. Think Pizza Hut & Wallgreens
    I know McDonalds runs their stores on OpenServer. I beleive that CVS is the drugstore, but I may be mixing my references.
    1. Re:From the article by compactable · · Score: 1

      McDogfood was mentioned as a client. You are correct.

    2. Re:From the article by bstadil · · Score: 2, Funny
      I know McDonalds runs their stores on OpenServer

      This is good then the 330 employees can fix problems between flipping burgers.

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    3. Re:From the article by elbles · · Score: 1

      Yep, CVS uses UnixWare 7 (interestingly, they haven't seen fit to "upgrade" to Open UNIX 8) on their pharmacy computer systems, which would actually be pretty neat, if they weren't so damn slow. It was neat to be back there, learning the system, how to enter prescriptions, etc, and then logging out at the end of the day to see a UnixWare prompt, though the novelty wore off quickly once I realized just how bad UnixWare is. :-)

    4. Re:From the article by shanen · · Score: 1

      Actually, I looked into this matter. Kind of awkward because my source apparently doesn't want publicity, or maybe the information is doubtful. Count it as a third-hand report? Anyway, the report was that McDonald's was using SCO's software for one of their minor inventory control systems in a backroom somewhere. Just enough to allow McBride to claim them as a customer, but nothing mission critical.

      Would you trust SCO software to flip a burger correctly? However, I rather hope that's where McBride is working after he's paroled. I'd be glad to stop by that McDonald's and order McBride's special virtual $3 billion burger. Not what they meant with the billions and billions...

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    5. Re:From the article by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      I'll have to check tomorrow with someone once I get to work but I believe that it's more then just an auxiliary function. It was a significant enough of a deployment that they were allowed to be apart of SCO's MAAC (Major Account Advisory Council). I was under the impression that while it wasn't running on the actual cash registers, it was running all the back office (accounting, inventory control, etc) functions.

    6. Re:From the article by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      No, SCO runs on the terminals screens you see when you walk in to display the orders to the crew. ITs possible it could run on the cash registers as well. When you place an order it shows up on the screens immediately so the cooks can make it.

    7. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the cash registers can run quite well with the back office down.You just get no inventory reports while it's down. Also, everything outside of the back office is DOS based! Trust me on this..My company provided support for 1/3 of McDs in the states. It was kind of strange to have Pentiums with 4 meg of ram and 4 gig hard drives running DOS. The registers are connected via lan, not serial.

    8. Re:From the article by pmz · · Score: 1

      330 employees

      Seriously, though, SCO is so small that McDonalds could mop the floor with them using one day's revenue from apple pie. Why doesn't someone just buy them and let the company live for legacy customers, just so we don't have to hear them whine about Linux?

  83. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I keep waiting for that to happen - the author of some piece of OSS suing SCO for licence infringement.

    It's happened. There's this company you might have heard of called International Business Machines that has sued SCO for copyright infringement on their code in the Linux Kernel. They even registered the copyright, so SCO is liable for statutory damages. Interestingly, it looks as though it's no longer possible to download the kernel source from the SCO website, which suggests that their lawyers are worried. (I was going to suggest that people download the sources in order to drive up SCO's liability, but it looks as though they thought of that, too.)

    Importantly, though, that doesn't have any bearing on any other software under the GPL. The fact that SCO has violated the license on Linux does not prevent them from distributing any other GPLed software. Otherwise they probably would have been sued by several other Free Software developers. ISTR that the SAMBA team is particularly pissed at them and would love a legitimate excuse for preventing them from including SAMBA in their Unix line.

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  84. Re:If the audience was primarily SCO resellers, .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dream it. You keep eating taco bell and one day it won't taste like ass, because why would people eat it if it tasted like ass.

  85. Avaya, Lucent, and Walgreens by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Informative

    Avaya is mostly based out of Colorado and yes, they have SCO on a number of past products. They are also in a hurry to remove it and move forward with Linux, not SCO.
    I have heard that Lucent is doing the same from some of my contacts.
    That will kill the use of original Unix in the company that created it (ATT).
    Walgreens is an IBM client. Last I heard of 2 years ago, they in-house coders were wanting to switch, but IBM was kind of holding them back. Hopefully, now, IBM will push the change to Linux

    These are huge accounts for SCO, so it is almost certain that they will lose at least 25% of their business in the next year.

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    1. Re:Avaya, Lucent, and Walgreens by compactable · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oops on the Walgreens then. There was mention of a US drug chain on their list... sorry for not making a specific note.

      In their defence, they did in fact have a decent sized list of cutomers, just no list of decent customers (where bleeding edge IT is concerned). I went into this with little SCO background, and was expecting something ... bigger. Their size really hit home at this thing. How they can call an OS that's run on some of the world's fastest boxes immature is now reely reely reely beyond me (where it was before only reely beyond me)...

    2. Re:Avaya, Lucent, and Walgreens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Avaya does indeed use SCO OpenServer...specifically on nasty things like the Audix voicemail system (think baby Octel). However, as of the last time my salesmonkey tried to get me to Buy Cool Stuff, all of the Definity/MultiVantage/Communication Manager/Whatever it's called this week uses Linux of some form. And since these are the products that actually get hard use...probably a good hint there.

    3. Re:Avaya, Lucent, and Walgreens by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful
      no, I think that you were right.
      IIRC, it is walgreens. But, it is serviced by IBM. IBM was not in a hurry back then, to get customers off of a working (and paying) system. It was their customer drug database. Not one to be triffled with. But I am quite certain that IBM has made the choice to move by now (I need to talk to some of my old co-workers to find out).
      As to the list of customers, yeah, they have a large list, but they also know that all (or nearly all) of their customers are busy moving off of them to either Linux or BSD. That is why they are sueing. But as to calling Linux immature, well, Sun and MS still claim that Linux is for the edge servers (at best), but disregard the facts that
      • Linux is running (and selling) on the smallest devices including commercial stuff.
      • Linux runs on the biggest of machines - IBM mainframes.
      • Linux runs on some of the fastest machines (top500 as you pointed out).
      • Linux is used by companies that are now profitable (or back to profitability) on the internet (google, Walmart, amazon, etc).
      • Linux has the security design of Unix (as compared to Windows) therefor low security costs.
      • Linux has the lowest TCO on DBs (according to spec marks)
      • Linux has similar run-time costs to Unix (they are the lowest of low).
      • Linux (and BSD) has the lowest initial cost.
      No matter what companies like MS, Sun, and SCO keep saying about Linux, it will keep steam rolling. History has showed that companies that ignore it will die.
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    4. Re:Avaya, Lucent, and Walgreens by quietlysubversive · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that someone is really going to reveal sensitive corporate information like this on slashdot.

      If you really were a big enough player in the scene that your rumors had any credibility, you would probably lose your job within days of posting this.

      Therefore, I think its relatively safe to assume that you're either making this up, or that you are embellishing your position of knowledge a little.

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    5. Re:Avaya, Lucent, and Walgreens by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      None of this is sensitive info that hurts Avaya or IBM. Nor would I give any out that could hurt them.
      I do not currently work for either but I have worked for both.

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  86. Avaya / Lucent Connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Avaya & Lucent were mentioned on the laundry list, however no detail was given, and I cannot imagine descendants of AT&T paying too much to some guys in Utah for hideous product (searches on their sites for SCO only brings mention of their "Special Customer Operations" group). Some background on this...

    Avaya is a Lucent spin-off. So they may be claiming 2 customers where there's really only one :). Avaya sells interactive voice response units that are based on UnixWare. This is their old "CONVERSANT" line. Funny thing is, they have since replaced that line with new IVR units that run Solaris/Sparc.

    For whatever reason, UnixWare was fairly popular as a base operating system for telephony apps. It's also used by other vendors for similar "appliance" type bundled solutions. Cyberguard, a pretty decent commercial firewall is also based on UnixWare.

  87. Nowhere near me by morcheeba · · Score: 1

    I was curious, but they're not coming anywhere near where I live: Durham/Research Triangle Park. They've covered LA and Dallas, but come on - they are nowhere near my other home town - Washington DC (often rated #3 in the nation)

    1. Re:Nowhere near me by lurking · · Score: 1

      Thats a little too close to RedHat for confort I believe! ;)

    2. Re:Nowhere near me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red Hat has an office in Toronto.

  88. Mirror Mirror on the Wall? by baximus · · Score: 1

    Mirrored at PlanetMirror now: HTTP | FTP.

  89. Proof! by dark-br · · Score: 1

    The crowd. I was expecting Linux zealots. It was mostly a room full of SCO resellers.

    We, Mac zealots, are more zealous :)

    1. Re:Proof! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      i dunno, it sounds quite funny.

      imagine a room.. FULL of sco resellers.

      which implies that they're selling sco products and somebody is buying.. hmm.. maybe the sco really has a valid business model and a product.

      nah.. i bet there were free booze or at least coffee and donuts..

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    2. Re:Proof! by mwtown · · Score: 1

      imagine a room.. FULL of sco resellers

      And that's all we can do - imagine. As the article said, the room was no where near full...

  90. Why waste time at SCO's roadshow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    theyve always been a sell out company,
    most small business organizations my organization consulted we have
    moved out of SCO and moved them into legitimate
    Linux distributions like Redhat and Suse.

    They should have stuck to 'Linux Support' and
    even I could have used them....

  91. Still wondering by RevSmiley · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am still wondering why we are not boycoting SCO's Unix customers like McDonalds and Poppa John's Pizza? If they started loosing their big customers perhaps Wall street would wake up and notice this scam.

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    1. Re:Still wondering by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I am still wondering why we are not boycoting SCO's Unix customers like McDonalds and Poppa John's Pizza?

      I don't eat that shit anyway, so I'll be happy to boycott them. It's not like I ordered from those people in the first place...

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  92. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    Interestingly, it looks as though it's no longer possible to download the kernel source from the SCO website

    It's still there and it has the same md5 sum mentioned in this article.

  93. Something that bothers me by Minter92 · · Score: 0

    It's something that has really been bothering me lately. Not just about this situation but about much of the shit that is going on driving the world down.
    How can people be evil and not care. When I do something wrong I feel bad about it and sometimes even try to make up for what I did. I don't just keep doing more evil stuff. Makes me shake my head.

    1. Re:Something that bothers me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "How can people be evil and not care. When I do something wrong I feel bad about it and sometimes even try to make up for what I did. I don't just keep doing more evil stuff. Makes me shake my head."

      Your evil deeds aren't buying English manor houses and collections of Deusenbergs and Rolls Royces, Cayman Island beach property, etc. So you don't even have the TEMPTATION to be evil and not care, because you aren't getting the rewards.

      That's the difference between your decision to do evil things and a billionaire's decisions.

  94. No, I'm New Here by New+Here · · Score: 0

    No, I'm New Here

  95. Getting Behind PAM... by fuqqer · · Score: 1

    "When mentioning PAM support his comment was "finally!". A crowd member picked up on this & asked "when you say 'PAM - finally!', who are you implying you are behind?".

    Maybe it was my undersexed mind, but I had some image of a desparate SCO exec trying to fuck a girl from behind and then yelling "Finally!" when he actually got it in there. -non sig all your linux belong to us-

  96. Great weenie - my kind of kielbasa! by csoto · · Score: 0

    Favourite quote: "The 80's called, they want their features back." Heh.

    SCO. What a bunch of fools, misguided by a retarded sense of importance...

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  97. Abuse by kjs3 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the author passed on waaaaay too many easy opportunities to abuse SCO...

    1. Re:Abuse by MuParadigm · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Disrupting SCO's road shows won't do the Open Source community any good. The best tactic is simply to attend and report. Maybe one or two pointed questions during Q&A, but anything more than that will get in the way of the attendees coming to their own conclusions. No need to interrupt your enemy when he is shooting himself in the foot.

    2. Re:Abuse by compactable · · Score: 1
      Maybe one or two pointed questions during Q&A

      No need to ask questions - the 'legitimate' attendees do this for you. I had a few things I was going to mention, however I felt it was more informative for me to shut yap & absorb. There was no need to educate the crowd - they were educated. And trying to educate SCOs marketing machine .... uh, no.

    3. Re:Abuse by sdcharle · · Score: 1
      Yes, it might backfire, the SCO guy might hit you with 'Oh, a fat, sarcastic Linux fan. Bet you're a real hit with the ladies'.

      Of course, he can only use that if you're fat and sarcastic.

    4. Re:Abuse by compactable · · Score: 1

      It's like you know me (-;

    5. Re:Abuse by compactable · · Score: 1

      It's like oyu know me (-;

  98. It'd be SOOO tempting to show up in my NTLUG shirt by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    But, if I go to the Dallas session, I'll behave myself and wear something else...

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  99. Solution to the SCO and RIAA problems by shanen · · Score: 1

    Obvious when you think about it. First, you use the recently discussed security problems of the P2P networking software to fudge the IP (Internet Protocol) addresses of the illegal file sharers. Of course you use the IP addresses of SCO. This gets the RIAA to start suing SCO. At the same time, you need to fudge the hack so it looks like the real source is running under SCO's distribution of Linux. This gets SCO to sue the RIAA for the license fees and IP (Intellectual Property) violations.

    Both snakes are eating each other's tails, and they implode into a black hole. Uglier than the end of the Borg!

    Or maybe the real solution is better drugs. For example, they could have a drug that raises your blood pressure when you lie. One good dose and McBride's head would pop like a balloon. (And imagine using it in Washington when asking about "Governator Arnold"...)

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  100. FIRST STOP or FIRST POST? by civilengineer · · Score: 1

    I read the title as "Notes From The SCO Roadshow's First post" and thought " wow! they are sending out information through FP!!".

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  101. Idemnification by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1


    When the issue of idemnification came up, he should have asked how SCO plans to idemnify their customers against claims related IBM's patent claims, in the (almost certain) event SCO loses! (Best asked in the presence of as many reporters and potential or current SCO customers as possible) If you can, squeeze in a follow up question about how they intend to deal with copyright lawsuits from the developers who wrote the rest of the Linux kernel, and if they intend to idemnify their linux customers against this as well.

    These four patents are something SCO's FUD machine cannot explain away, especially since they are jumping up and down about their own so called intellectual property.

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  102. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    I believe that SCO's position is that software under GPL is public domain. This would allow them to take it, change it, sell it, etc. without having to keep it open. AFAIK, it's the only way attacking the GPL would work for them. Otherwise, they're in deep shit, like you say.

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  103. Re:Speaking of "Old..." by styrotech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In other words, the resellers are completely unaware just how far behind SCO UNIX is the state-of-the-art.

    It sounded to me that reseller was completely aware of how far SCO is behind and was trying to get them to admit they were copying Linux (and Solaris, but SCO copying Linux has more impact).

  104. Just curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you be "anti-linux"? I can understand if you don't like it, but its not a monopoly, its not under investigation from the justice department, its not raising prices.

    I personally don't use it, but that's different from being anti-Linux.

    I find the only people who don't like it are generally folks who have something invested in MS, like an MSCE (or whatever they're called); they seem to be threatened by a world that isn't MS-centric.

    I suspect you use it at your high-school currently and you don't understand why everybody doesn't just use it.

    That's okay; when you see actual businesses and enterprises, they'll you'll understand it a little better.

  105. What's interesting..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're nowhere near Washington DC.

    That's interesting because the DC area is one of the biggest consumer of IT services in the world due to the federal government (which is vast) many well-off local governments, many government contractors.

    The Baltimore area is now melded into the Washington area, so that's an entire other major city.

    Every major IT corporation in the world has a large presence here.

    Fascinating that SCO won't stop here.

  106. Go the distance by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Look, the real question is how are they going to indeminfy if they are bankrupt?
    And why did they arrange to have a small loan from canopy group secured with ALL of their IP?
    And why are they busy selling off shares now if they expect to win 3-5 billion (over 100 / share).

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  107. Retail Hardened POS Solution by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Can't live without my Philips Milk of Magnesia for all those Hardened POSes... Off to Walgreens!

    Funny or Troll, it's a tossup :)

  108. Walgreens, eh? by jejones · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. I get my prescriptions filled at Walgreens. Perhaps I should go elsewhere, and let Walgreens know why.

  109. Re:If the audience was primarily SCO resellers, .. by Nucleon500 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think it's pretty clear that the sellers aren't happy about this. (Though they don't particularly like Linux either.) Check out comp.unix.sco.misc.

  110. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

    OpenSSH, OpenSSL and Apache are all released under BSD-like licenses. By BSD-like, I mean you don't have to distribute the source of derivative works. Dunno about the other stuff, didn't feel like checking. :)

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  111. HP is sponsoring SCO's roadshow by lxmota · · Score: 1

    It appears that HP is still sponsoring SCO's roadshow. Here is a discussion at Groklaw about a guy who called SCO's Blake Stowell to confirm this:

    HP is sponsoring the road show

  112. Gotcha by bstadil · · Score: 3, Funny
    "potatoe,potatoe"

    Sincerely

    Vice President

    Dan Quayle

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  113. Re:I know it's going to be slashdotted by RabidOverYou · · Score: 1

    Congress passed outrageous protectionist tariffs on imported bikes in the 80s, to benefit the death-deserving HD. Honda/Kaw/Yam/Suz worked their butts off for years, getting better all the time, competing like gonzo. All that time, HD did jack zero on their bikes. Ooh that pissed me off.

  114. Questions to ask SCO by bstadil · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The good folks over at Groklaware putting together a list of questions for the Media to ask SCO

    If you attend some of the future SCO roadshow maybe ask a few of the ones that they have come up with

    Second: If you have any questions that you think needs to be included post it over at Groklaw.

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  115. Ransom Love said there was a 70% common code base by !Squalus · · Score: 1

    between Open Linux, AIX5L and UnixWare and that they were actively trying to unify the two.

    It's all horse manure, but I suspect they know that.

    !Squalus

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  116. Re:If the audience was primarily SCO resellers, .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > They must have given them something else to cheer them up - what was it?

    Why do you persist in believing SCO gave their resellers anything to cheer them up?

    Why do you believe SCO still cares about its resellers? Resellers aren't in the current (litigation-based) business plan.

  117. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

    Obligatory "I'm no lawyer" but that's going to be one stupendous arguement to make that GPL=Public Domain. Assuming they can somehow invalidate the GPL that doesn't mean that the copyright is somehow invalidated.

    I've always see their trying to legally argue the GPL's validity coupled with their distribution of GPLed software as a damn good sign that they're all bark and no bite. I fail to see how any lawyer, even one who thinks the GPL is toothless, would advise a client to distribute software based on that very same license where there's a non-trivial chance that they'd be distributing software without the consent of the code owner. The potential liability they'd be facing would be *staggering*.

  118. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    Take that last line, multiply it by a million, and you'd see what would happen to SCO if the GPL was declared invalid.

    Hmmm, 2-million installations, 1-million copyright holders, $150,000 per violation. Hmmm, that's only 7-million times the annual GDP of the world.

  119. RMS would go nuclear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, that would be one stupendous argument to make.

    Remember that this is a war on several fronts. So far, SCO has avoided pissing off the Free Software Foundation too much. There is a README.SCO in gcc 3.3.1, but that is about it.

    If SCO starts talking about "GPL code is actually public domain, which means we own the Linux kernel because all those GPL-licensing copyright holders don't count", I think RMS would go apeshit. gcc 3.3.1.1 would come out in about 24 hours, half the other Free Software projects in the world would follow suit, developers would be jumping on the bandwagon to spit on SCO, and SCO's legitimate customers would find a large portion of their software unsupported.

  120. GST by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    If SCO is so bold as to start issuing invoices to Canadian businesses, does this mean that SCO will have a whopping GST payment to make to the government upon issuing the invoices? Assuming that no one pays the bogus invoices, will this bankrupt SCO?

    1. Re:GST by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Could you please explain what you are talking about, for the benefit of the nearly 100% of the world's population who are neither Canadian nor economists?

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    2. Re:GST by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Could you please explain what you are talking about, for the benefit of the nearly 100% of the world's population who are neither Canadian nor economists?

      My very vague impression is that about 10% of Slashdot users are Canadian. Anyway, the Goods and Services Tax is a 7% federal tax that is collected on most goods and services that are sold in Canada, except for very basic items like food and rent.

      For businesses, it acts like more of a value-added tax, which is what they have in the UK and probably other places. A business collects GST on the stuff that it sells and it deducts its GST payments on the stuff it buys and remits the balance to the federal government periodically.

      My question is whether the GST is remitted based on money that is collected or merely money that is invoiced. It's an accounting question. If it is paid based on the amount that is invoiced, then sending out lots of bogus invoices that are unlikely to be paid will be expensive for a business since it will need to pay the government 7% of what it has invoiced out of its own pocket. This would offer practical protection for Canadian businesses and individuals from SCO's 'protection' racket.

    3. Re:GST by Dr.+Cam · · Score: 1

      The company for which I work sends a whopping cheque each quarter to CCRA (equivalent to the IRS) based on GST invoiced less GST paid. Cash flow is a fairly important issue.

  121. If I only knew that sco had shipped my code by codepunk · · Score: 1

    If I where to find out that SCO shipped anyting that belonged to me I would have already filed a lawsuit. I would probably just opt to defend myself and the measly 10K or so that I would soak them for would not be worth the time. Only a retard would allow them to violate the GPL and not collect on it.

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  122. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Feztaa · · Score: 1

    2. Now nobody can ship Linux. Bill Gates sez "W00T!"

    It's more likely that Stallman would just finish up work on GPL 3.0, and release it. Then all people who licensed their code under the "invalid" GPL 2.0 would agree to relicense their code under the merely "untested" GPL 3.0, and then everybody would be free to ship Linux again.

  123. Talk about drugs by 4r0g · · Score: 2, Funny
    Reference accounts seem to be franchised fast food & drug oriented.

    We knew that from Linus' comment a while back already.

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  124. Re:Slashdotted already by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    I decided to go to the SCO "City to City Tour" (%s/City to City/Farewell/g) out of morbid curiosity - what did SCO say about itself? I was especially interested to see if the time allotted to "roadmap" would even mention shippable product (o; It was interesting - not exactly as I expected, but interesting nonetheless. Highly recommended.
    And apparently easy to attend. 64 seats, less than 20 attendees. Considering that when I applied I went to a waiting list, I was expecting a higher turnout ... it may be worth putting yourself on the list for future stops of the show ...

    Grandest cheese at the presentation was VP of Marketing, Jeff Hunsaker. He started out with an hour the company's report card & backgrounder. Here's the view of SCO painted: 330 employees, 2+ million deployed units (no mention of OS breakdown - would be interesting to see what % of that is Caldera Linux), target market is small-ish business. Reference accounts seem to be franchised fast food & drug oriented. Think Pizza Hut & Wallgreens (Arnold Clarke & Argos were UK references, Shoppers Drug thrown in for us Canuks). Nothing IT-intensive. Avaya & Lucent were mentioned on the laundry list, however no detail was given, and I cannot imagine descendants of AT&T paying too much to some guys in Utah for hideous product (searches on their sites for SCO only brings mention of their "Special Customer Operations" group).

    Oddly enough, market cap & stock price were mentioned extensively (who'd have thought?). Reference was made to using their capitalization as a means of acquisition; however no details were given (assuming there were any details to give). The fabled '2 quarters of profitability' was also mentioned. The name Caldera was dragged through the dirt, as they were never profitable. From the slides you'd think SCO had roots much, much deeper than the MS Xenix junk they spawned from. In fact, the analogy they whip out is that of Harley-Davidson (HD was purchased by AMF, went to hell, then arose re-branded as the mega-label you know today). I refrained from pointing out that pre/post-AMF Harley produced respected product, and did not send threatening letters to Yamaha owners ...

    Mention of the legal battle? Nothing technical. Representatives were up-front about their lack of legal knowledge, and inability to comment. It never got past the mud-slinging stage. Same old, same old. Their interest is in protecting their IP. This is about a breach of contract. Linux 2.4 code review shows Monterrey-esqe code relating to memory-access that must have come from AIX 5L. Caldera Linux customers are indemnified against legal action. Blah blah blah.

    Interesting bits?

    Their definition of IP (I've never seen a formal definition, and so some of the things on the list amused mildly): Copyright, Contracts, Methods, Trade Secrets, and Know-how (Know-how? How about "stuff we have" - can that be a IP subject too?). Their mention of McBride making some soon-to-be-published "top 5 influential executives list" (that'll be a keeper of an article). And heavy mention of HP's support. Reference was made to their web site removing their logo, however they emphatically associate SCOs current operations and HP's approval. Nothing to substantiate, however.

    Really interesting bits?

    The crowd. I was expecting Linux zealots. It was mostly a room full of SCO resellers. And they were not too big on having a love in. Nothing hostile, however not one positive comment for the morning's session. During the "we be so profitable" section of the spiel, one reseller in the crowd asked "where does the money come from?" The response was largely a pointer to the SCO source initiative. The response? "What you are profitable in will not make me profitable.". Wow. That was good. One raised the points that this quibble is hurting his business. SCO's stance is that they'd love to settle this tomorrow (har har). Stance not bought by aforementioned reseller - the paraphrase

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  125. HP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "And heavy mention of HP's support. Reference was made to their web site removing their logo, however they emphatically associate SCOs current operations and HP's approval."

    If SCO representatives are claiming that HP supports their actions, and HP does not, this could bring on bigger fireworks than the IBM lawsuit ever would.

  126. Dark Side of the GPL by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that Stallman (well, the FSF) still has ahold of the key to the most incredibly vast storehouse of IP in the world -- control of the GPL. In a worst-case scenerio (and it would take a seriously doomsday scenerio), Stallman would probably just make GPLv3 have a clause stating that SCO and SCO alone may not use GPLed code.

    This is the one thing that terribly worries me. The FSF has massive and growing IP control for perpetuity. Now, I happen to think that as long as Stallman doesn't go senile or have a revelation or something, GPL revisions won't be nasty. But what if an FSF member gets paid off to release a "revision" of the GPL that BSD-licenses all GPLed code? Sure, Stallman would argue that such a modification is illegitimate, but who's to say what a judge would rule as being legal? My money would be with Stallman, but it's a thought. If I were Microsoft, faced with losing a monopoly, I might want to try such a gamble.

    And what if someone tried buying out members of the FSF with a couple million each for a "legitimate" GPL to BSD conversion? Control of all GPLed software would be a phenomenally valuable asset. Maybe RMS wouldn't be bought out, but he won't be alive forever, and the GPL does nothing but spread. What will happen 50 years down the line?

    1. Re:Dark Side of the GPL by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      So remove the "either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version." from the standard Copyright header and replace it with "version 2 of the License".

      Means the software is still perfectly GPL licensed, but you're protected from future changes to the GPL that you disagree with.

    2. Re:Dark Side of the GPL by mec · · Score: 1

      Linus already did this for the Linux kernel several years ago. Read the COPYING file at the top of the tree.

      Also note that the only valid version of the GPL as far as the kernel is concerned is _this_ particular version version of the license (ie v2, not v2.2 or v3.x or whatever), unless explicitly otherwise stated.

    3. Re:Dark Side of the GPL by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      That affects *my* software, which is only a fraction of a percent of the GPL software out there. Many engineers have simply blindly put their faith in the GPL.

    4. Re:Dark Side of the GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stallman (well, the FSF) still has ahold of the key to the most incredibly vast storehouse of IP in the world -- control of the GPL

      What? The GPL is a license - it's not a "storehouse", nor is it "IP".

      The FSF has massive and growing IP control for perpetuity.

      Please define this "IP control" you mention - what the hell does that phrase actually mean? It sounds like you're saying that the FSF has control over every piece of code released under the GPL, but that's complete idiocy.

      But what if an FSF member gets paid off to release a "revision" of the GPL that BSD-licenses all GPLed code?

      WTF?!?! I think you seriously need to go read the GPL - nowhere does it say that by licensing your code under the GPL do you give the FSF control of your code.

      The GPL is a license. It is not control - by releasing your code under the GPL, you still own it, and nobody can force you to do anything with it you don't want. If someone (from the FSF or not) releases a different license, and calls it "GPL v3", nobody would be forced to use it if they didn't want to. It would have no effect on anything already released, unless the authors of the code decided they wanted to release their code under the new license.

      Control of all GPLed software would be a phenomenally valuable asset

      While you're dreaming, you should also ask for a pony. It would have as much relevance.

  127. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Impossible. Many may change their mind, be uncontactable, be dead, etc. Do you have the geneaology of every line of code out there? I certainly don't.

  128. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    >Obligatory "I'm no lawyer" but that's going to
    >be one stupendous arguement to make that
    >GPL=Public Domain.

    Unless you can influence a court decision to be rendered based on prejudice and hostility to a party, it would seem to be very difficult to argue that GPL = public domain without bringing collateral damage that invalidates every other software license too.

    Any ruling that establishes precedence concerning the overall validity of the GPL is open to being construed as a rule governing any similar license, which means just about every piece of software that is distributed.

    The GPL seems strange, because it is a free distribution model. But that's just about the only unusual aspect of the license, and it hardly is distinct enough from, say, the Microsoft EULA, to make it any more or less "invalidatable" in court.

  129. Re:If the audience was primarily SCO resellers, .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > mean, the resellers are business people

    Some business people seem to thrive while making bad decision after worse.

    Other business people go from six-figures to welfare (or prison) after only a single, relatively minor fuckup.

    There doesn't seem to be any rhyme, reason, or justice to this.

  130. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Feztaa · · Score: 1

    AFAIK, most of the copyright notices for GPL software go something like "This code is licensed under the GPL v2.0, or any later version if you so choose" or something to that effect.

    Granted, not *all* GPL code is released like that.

  131. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by nutsy · · Score: 1

    No, but it's the job of the people who brought the packages into the distribution in the first place to keep up on licensing issues? (And don't say Nobody can spend that much time-- Debian's admins can and do.)

    Also, keep in mind that the GPLv2's recommended boilerplate says in part, This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version (emphasis mine). Not everybody code maintainer uses that exact phrasing, but a great many do, and should GPLv2 be found to be invalid but the maintainer is uncontactable or uninterested or unconscious or whatnot, that phrasing gives an automatic out to packagers for whenever GPLv3 (or GPLv2.1, or whatever) is drafted.

  132. Thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I work in a retail chain (not naming 'em, and posting AC for that reason) which runs a POS package called MicroBiz. It runs in DOS - with a DOS TSR version of ICVerify! - on a 386, and is copyrighted 1989.

    The software works flawlessly. It manages our inventory as well as tracking sales, credit (accounts receivable), discounts, tax-exempt customers, etc. I've been at the store for 6 years, and have never witnessed a problem. No lockups, no reconciliation discrepancies, nothing. It Just Runs(TM).

    I'm more surprised that the hardware is still running.

    1. Re:Thank you! by vbweenie · · Score: 1
      The more I hear along these lines (and - for no particular reason, unless you count synchronicity - I've heard quite a bit along these lines recently), the more I think that there's something to be said for unsophisticated software environments.

      The fact is, almost everything that's ever broken a piece of software that I've written has been to do with some aspect of the environment it had to run in that I hadn't accounted for. This is in an NT4/VB6 context, so we're talking .dll hell, permissions on servers, weird conflicts between totally unrelated applications, that sort of thing. There are a lot of things that can go wrong in that environment even when the core of the application is reasonably robust.

      This isn't just special pleading on my part; obviously, I have a responsibility as a coder to anticipate such problems and find ways of dealing with them - we live and learn. But it does seem to me that the simpler the operating environment, the more of a chance you have of getting basically correct code to run reliably. A lot of these older systems do have that one advantage: although the systems themselves may have been coded in awe-inspiringly hackish ways, in a mixture of C and hand-crafted assembler, and thus represent impressive feats of disciplined engineering, the environment they had to work in were relatively homogenous and uncomplicated.

      There's something to be said for that.

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  133. Re:Visitors to Page by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
    How can I be -Offtopic, when the follow-up is +Funny?
    In the same way that Leno is on just before Conan.
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  134. Goodie Bags!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just got my SCO goodie bag, nothing much, just an invoice for $600...

  135. A common misconception about copyright law by Arker · · Score: 1

    What are his damages then? To bring a lawsuit, you have to be able to show damages. What are SCO's actions costing Linus et. al.

    First off, even if your assumption here was correct, a case could definately be made that there were damages, 'reputation' may be something of an intangible but it's tangible enough that many court cases have revolved around it.

    But, in point of fact, your assumption is not true - the damages a plaintiff can seek under US copyright law, and that of most other jurisdictions, are not limited to actual damages.

    In US law in particular, one may sue in cases of copyright infringement for profits obtained through infringement (read, every penny Caldera/SCO has made through selling GPL software, pretty much every penny they've made period, and this is on top of any damages) and one also has the option of seeking 'statutory damages' instead of 'actual damages' - statutory damages being a sum between $750 and $30,000 per infringement, i.e. per copy of Caldera/SCO Linux sold, in cases where the court does not deem that the infringement was proven to be willfull. In the event a court was convinced that the infringement was indeed willful, statutory damages could be set as high as $150,000 per infringement.

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  136. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by toriver · · Score: 1

    I believe that SCO's position is that software under GPL is public domain.

    That's not for SCO to say, that's for the copyright holders to say. And the copyright holders have chosen to allow others to use it under the restrictions put forth in their chosen license. And the GPL is far more restricting than the legal definition of the "public domain".

    IANAL and all that, though.

  137. SCO is : Children of the 80's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crying desperately for someone to help save there dead OS, and thus soon-to-demise company.

    They might get lucky by buying some small-business somewhere ..

    and here's a hint to the SCO Cry-babies :

    Make Sure it's someone WHO KNOWS HOW TO CODE UNIX SYSTEMS!

    Only they will be able to save SCO!

  138. Road Trip??? by Ricardo+Lima · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man, I thought after all that crack they've been smoking it would be

    "SCO bad trip show"

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  139. Hitler was "influential" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitler was "influential"...

  140. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1
    I don't think SCO and their backers actually care. I'm sure I can't be the first to put two and two together on this. Sco are making claims that will ultimately destroy themselves, but the Canopy Group and SCO Execs will have removed all the money they want from SCO long before anybody can seek redress. SCO dies pennyless - those seeking redress get nothing - The Canopy Group sits in their giant vault swimming in their sea of gold coins.

    I mean before this all they could look forward to was a small executives salary working for a dying company. Now they can make themselves a nice nest-egg from all the money people are throwing at a dancing corpse.

    Winners - SCO : Losers - investors

  141. Call for GPL that excludes SCO by iendedi · · Score: 1

    I would like to urge those of you that are in a position to do so to add a clause to your conditions of copyright (e.g. GPL) that excludes SCO from participating due to it's posture against the GPL.

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    1. Re:Call for GPL that excludes SCO by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      You can't do that without contradicting the clause that states that 'no further restrictions to distribution may be applied'. Your program would be covered by a GPL-like GPL-incompatible license.

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    2. Re:Call for GPL that excludes SCO by iendedi · · Score: 1

      Certainly you can't do that to those parts of the software that you did not write. However, I believe you can attach additional restrictions upon the portion that you write, can you not?

      So, for instance, a contributor to the SAMBA project could, perhaps, insist that SCO be explicitly prohibited from redistributing any work containing his contributioins. This does not affect any contribution other than that of the specific copyright holder (the contributor).

      Am I wrong?

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  142. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by iendedi · · Score: 1

    ISTR that the SAMBA team is particularly pissed at them and would love a legitimate excuse for preventing them from including SAMBA in their Unix line.

    Perhaps the SAMBA team could add a clause to their grant of copyright that excludes SCO. Is this posible with the GPL?

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  143. People in sco management .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    obviously suffered some kind of severe child-hood truama's. It's them definately crying for help!

    The management needs to see psychologist, and not sue the entire linux movement.

    These SCO people SERIOUSLY need psychological help!

  144. If you DO go.. by schon · · Score: 1

    If you do go, and they spout the "I can't comment on legal matters" line, be sure to ask them "WHY ARE YOU BRINGING IT UP IF YOU CAN'T COMMENT?"

  145. SCO now Owns All Open Source Code? by JeffRC · · Score: 1

    If SCO includes open source software such OpenSSH, Apache, Gimp-print, and bash in their Unixware distribution, does this make it Unix derivative code and they now own it? It did for JFS, XFS, NUMA, etc.

  146. one quick side note by killmenow · · Score: 1
    You claim to be for free speech, yet when the FSF exercises their right to free speech, with no indication that they are calling on anybody to exercise power to stop anybody else from doing anything, you accuse them of "censorship".
    I don't know about the FSF or GNU in general, but RMS specifically wants copyright law changed to prohibit software authors from being able to license their software under whatever terms they choose and force them to effectively GPL their code.

    As far as RMS is a spokesperson for these groups, there is clear "indication that they are calling on anybody to exercise power to stop anybody else from doing anything..." Is it censorship? No.

    But let's not pretend the FSF and the GNU project aren't calling on the government to exercise its power to change law. With RMS at the helm, they most assuredly are calling on the government to change copyright law. They are most definitely lobbying the government to exercise its power to stop everybody from doing one thing in particular: distribute software under closed-source licenses.

    Now, as a developer, I presently have the right (granted to me by law, that is) to make that choice for myself...to open or close my software. I like open source. I like sharing and helping others and receiving their help in return. But I like having the choice to do it another way if I like.

    Whether I ought to have that choice or not...that is one of the debates RMS (and by extension the GNU project) is embroiled in. He is quite clearly on the side that no, in fact, nobody should be given that choice. In his opinion, it is not a god-given right that software I develop is mine to do with as I please. (I base this on a history of his public statements...I do not purport to be a mind-reader.)

    I am undecided on this. I have had this right under current law. And as I said, I *enjoy* having the freedom of choice in the matter. Yet, I am still on the fence as to whether I really deserve to have the freedom to make that choice. But I lean towards, yes I do.
  147. I wonder why SCO chose Toronto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a somewhat related note, this week IBM is holding their annual CASCON technical conference in Markham, which is a few minutes north of Toronto. I wonder if that had anything to do with SCO's choice of city?

  148. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    And here's some other thoughts:
    IF SCO can successfully say that LINUX is a *NIX variant and thus owes them money, what about the commercial counterparts of the "OSS" clones? Could Adobe come around and fight with Corel over who gets to sue distros who distribute The Gimp? MS over Evolution (after all, without Outlook to clone and "copy" and without a feature-set to match, where would Evolution be?)? If you can successfully argue that by releasing a product with a set of API's or easily cloned interface that you now "influence" any product that dares to compete with it later, then fuck, man. This rabbit hole could go deep.

    Fortunately for us (in CSS and OSS worlds), I don't think they'll be able to argue that successfully.

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  149. Your signature makes me feel like I'm not alone. by JohnDenver · · Score: 1

    Are there others? It's almost as if the majority of "conservatives" are either too stupid to understand what being conservative on the various issues means, or are so desperate, they'll support this bizarro Republicrat (Who's worse than most democrats) rather than conceed to symbolic political failure.

    Do you think we'll possibly be seeing an end to neo-conservatism with the Republican party so depedent on the Christian/rural vote?

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  150. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    Nah. This was probably just the warning that they're about to go after Apache and OpenSSH users next.

  151. That's What SCO Wants by Katz_is_a_moron · · Score: 1

    For the most part, the coverage of SCO's actions have been largely confined to the technology press.

    SCO is hoping this road show will generate enough interest to get the mainstream press to pay attention to them. Their case is weak, so they have been braying loudly to anyone that will pay attention to them, hoping that the pressure of increased media coverage will induce IBM to start responding publicly...this can only help them.

    As long as IBM keeps their comments confined to the courts, SCO's momentum dies and so does their stock. This road show is the "pump" in "pump 'n dump".

  152. Congress was involved in the Harley recovery by brant_kelly · · Score: 1
    I refrained from pointing out that pre/post-AMF Harley produced respected product, and did not send threatening letters to Yamaha owners

    True enough, but they got a protectionist tariff imposed on imported motorcycles of 700cc and above. The tariff expired some years later.

    It was heavy-handed to the consumer because you had no choice but to pay the fee on a large bike. With SCO, you can ignore their license fee.

  153. I was also at the event... by colinmc151 · · Score: 1

    One of the things that struck me as interesting was seeing the SCO laptops were all running some flavour of Windows. One of the audience members (sitting in the back row) had a laptop running RedHat. In other words there were no SCO boxes at a SCO event...

    Of the under 30 people there, two I know to be working with/for not for profit/charities that are SCO free and I was just there as a Linux centric consultant to try to understand the SCO mind (bit of a wasted effort I'm afraid...). In other words over 10 percent where non-SCO clients/resellers, and people who are unlikely to become SCO clients.

    The seemed to be some question regarding the availability of source code for some GPL'ed software, with one of the resellers asking where to get the source for such programs as the SCO version of Apache, and the SCO people not being sure where or if the source was available.

    Everyone present got a T-Shirt that on the back read:

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    [GOT UNIX IN YOUR LINUX?]

    FACT: SCO OWNS THE LEGAL COPYRIGHT TO UNIX SYSTEM V.

    FACT: SCO OWNS ALL CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF VIOLATIONS BY UNIX LICENSEES.

    FACT: SCO HAS PROOF OF DIRECT COPYING OF SYSTEM V INTO LINUX.

    I SAW IT FOR MYSELF AT SCOFORUM 2003

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    I did get some extra copies of this T-Shirt and think I will put them them up for sale at an upcomming Toronto Linux User Group meeting (for use as target practice?).

    For food SCO put on a breakfast and lunch for attendies. The breakfast was lame, pastries, fruit, tea/coffee/fruit juice. Lunch was quite good, several kinds of salad, rice with veggies, spicy noodles with tiny shrimp, and/or chicken with veggies with tea/coffee/pop.

    1. Re:I was also at the event... by compactable · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the t-shirt details printout - I know she said she'd hand them out after lunch, but I had to split early (the first half was the only interesting bit for me anyways).

      Yeah I forgot to mention the M$ laptops...

      One of the attendees in the back row was a M$ employee (ex-SCO) who's now big in their 'convert from *nix' organization, so that's even more non-SCO at the roadshow. I think they were expecting more press (given that 'press' was one of the options on the 'and what is your reason here' check box of their feedback form).

  154. Re:Your signature makes me feel like I'm not alone by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
    I'm just happy to have someone say they understand the sig. Politics in America are so skewed that it flies right by most people.

    So whoever your political favorite is, congratulations, you are at least far more politically educated than most.

    (oh, and to answer your question: the short version is that the Conservatives back Bush because they've been taught to thinking anything Democrat is Evil and Communist. So as long as Bush is preaching the opposite of the Dems, he's therefore Conservative. (Orwell would be proud))

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  155. CNN/Money on SCO by Frodo420024 · · Score: 1

    Just found this article. The mainstream press is not blindly swollowing the SCO party line:
    CNN on SCO
    They state that the stock-dumping is of a noticeable scale and that it's very risky to buy any of that stock.

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  156. Re:Disturbing side to their "GPL is invalid" ravin by Nanuq · · Score: 1

    But then it wouldn't make it into Debian..

  157. Thanks compactable! by TrombaMarina · · Score: 1

    Reading your web page, I felt like I was there. I hope my accounts of events I attend read as well and are as entertaining. The only thing that would have made your site better for me is if you spelled out most of your acronyms.

    Thanks for attending, thanks for sharing.

  158. ObFamilyGuy reference by onomatomania · · Score: 1

    Timeshare, eh? So did you opt for the free boat or the mystery box?

  159. Another mirror, just for karma's sake by lord_nightrose · · Score: 0

    I've put up another mirror at this site. Just in case everyone else is Slashdotted.

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    1. Re:Another mirror, just for karma's sake by lord_nightrose · · Score: 0

      OK, wtf? Everyone else posts a mirror, they get modded 5, Informative. I get a 0. Anyone care to explain?

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