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  1. Re:So much time... on phpstack - A TCP/IP Stack and Web Server in PHP · · Score: 1

    Outsourcing.

  2. Re:[body bgcolor="white"] on Flashing Back to the Dotcom Era: 24 Hour Dotcom · · Score: 1

    You could contribute a patch to Mozilla/Firefox for this. :) I'd try it.

  3. Re:WooHoo! on Brew Your Own Auto Fuel For 41 Cents A Gallon · · Score: 1

    Dodge sells Diesel trucks with a honkin' big Cummins diesel engine ...

  4. Re:New annoying cellphone calls on Wireless Sensors Monitor Glacier Behavior · · Score: 2, Funny

    *ahem*

    *brr*

    Can you hear me now? Good.

  5. uh oh, it's the plastics! on Napster Canada Launched · · Score: 4, Funny

    Napster used to be so cool, but now it hangs out with the plastics and makes fun of regular people.

    What happened, Napster, what happened?

  6. Re:Cost to orbit on Blimps... In... Space... · · Score: 1

    They could attach a parachute to the payload, then if the blimp explodes it could eject the payload and have it parachute safely to earth. Assuming, of course, that it's not high enough at that point that the heat associated with re-entry would be a problem.

    I mean, since these are unmanned blimps, who cares if the payload plummets back to Earth? They can just try it again ... once more unto the breach.

  7. Re:But why The Rock? on John Woo to Direct Spy Hunter Movie? · · Score: 1

    Oh. My. God. Clive Owen would OWN sa the Spy Hunter. I think he should be the next James Bond, too. And he can replace Mike Myers as Austin Powers while he's at it.

    Well, that last one would be weird, but the rest would rock. BMWFilms kicks butt. Does anyone know where I can find the one or two that were pulled from release?

  8. Re:Urban Myth! on Can Cell Phones Ignite Gasoline Vapors? · · Score: 1

    Can you hear the words I hear?

    "Freak gasoline fight accident".

  9. geez on Rutan's SpaceshipOne Hits 200,000 Feet · · Score: 1, Informative

    Nearly 38 miles ... dayam, that's practically low earth orbit ...

  10. Re:array[key] on PHP and SQL Security · · Score: 2, Informative
    bzzt, sorry, you are incorrect (sort of :)) ... the safest way to perform that in a string is as follows:
    print ("{$array['key']}");
    Sure, it's ugly. But it works for objects, too:
    print ("{$item->getValue('Ham!')}");
    Anyway. La la la la la la ...
  11. Re:Here come the jokes... on PHP and SQL Security · · Score: 1

    register globals being on means that the shortcut ($variablename) works in addition the superglobal ($_SESSION['variablename']) ... which makes the script less secure.

  12. Bah! on California Grills Diebold Over E-Voting Foul-Ups · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Doesn't ANYONE use Sound Software Engineering Methodology any more?

    It's pathetic, really, that these companies can't get it right. I can't tell if it's due to their own incompetence, or because governments are so fearful of technology that they over-compensate by making the requirements too demanding.

    I mean, heck, you'd think the governments would WANT flawed software, to increase their chances of getting elected. Or perhaps, if you were conspiracy inclined, you'd think that the governments want the public to THINK the software is flawed, so they can return to the tried-and-true election rigging tactics.

    Either way, the solution is to use proper software engineering principles - most likely with a strict formal specification.

  13. Re:Data Transfer Has A Speed Limit... on Data Transfer Has A Speed Limit · · Score: 1

    In this instance, I do not believe they were referring to data transfer. I think they were referring to the speed of data recording. i.e., hard drive write speeds. And, in case you hadn't noticed, those are traditionally slower than read-speeds.

  14. Re:Removing fingerprints doesn't work on Our Man In Black · · Score: 1

    I do believe you are correct; on both counts, even. :)

  15. Re:Forget the Mars mission on Our Man In Black · · Score: 1

    He'll make sure to heavily radiate manned missions, and then he'll hand the PR off to NASA TV for all the studio shots of Mars when they "arrive".

  16. Re:You'd think I'd learn... on Our Man In Black · · Score: 1

    Are you making fun of the potential typo?

    I'll have you know that Starship Troopers had an ample supply of organic alien firearms. Organic planetary defense systems, even. Bug Guns. Big Bug Guns.

  17. Re:Removing fingerprints doesn't work on Our Man In Black · · Score: 2, Funny

    Two by two, hands blue ...

  18. Re:Note to the Mods... on Why MySQL Grew So Fast · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps it was random MySQL data corruption at work. ;-)

    (Disclaimer: I like MySQL.)

  19. Re:Hooray for Zoidberg on Futurama: Can it be True!? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The point is that the reality shows have a big bang of ratings at the start, but they are not sustainable. They can't be rerun, they get progressively more "extreme" to conceptualize and produce, and they are basically eventually going to work themselves out of a market. Obviously there are a few exceptions to that statement (The Apprentice, Survivor, American Idol), but for the majority of reality shows ... you can only see people getting hurt in unique new ways so many times, before you start craving something with more substance (ER, The Simpsons, The Practice, Law and Order).

    So, replacing a show with one that gets higher ratings might be a good move in the short term, but if you put quality television on that draws viewers in with subtle and/or intelligent and/or entertaining plotlines, you will eventually get a locked-in core audience that can support your network's other endeavors. The Simpsons has such a locked in audience. That's why the current execs are so loathe to cancel it; while it sort of straddles the border between "good" tv and "fox" tv, it was given a chance to capture a core audience - it is now an unstoppable juggernaut.

    Fox needs to hold on to its potential juggernauts, and stop cancelling them! I mean, fer chrissakes ... stop changing timeslots, even! That would solve half the problems.

  20. Re:"Water"-cooling on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: 3, Funny

    wah, wah, it'll harm the electronics if I submerge them, it'll harm the fans if I turn them on in it, it'll drown the fish ...

    wah wah wah, why don't I just shut my computer off and die already?

  21. Re:Not for Home Users? on Iomega Ships 35GB 'Son of Jaz' · · Score: 1

    You could duplicate the media and store one at a secure location in Vienna, and another in a safety deposit box in Maine ... Try doing that with a RAID array. ;-)

  22. Re:The Nexus of Confusion Is Located: +1, Patrioti on Neal Stephenson's The Confusion Released · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Kilgore Trout from the Soldier of Fortune tv series?

  23. Re:'Canada's national newspaper' !?!?! on Linux in Canada · · Score: 1

    Shush! You should only ever use Canada.com's search-the-web option. ;-)

  24. Re:'Canada's national newspaper' !?!?! on Linux in Canada · · Score: 1

    Well I knew that :P lol :)

  25. Re:I've set up a GNU/Linux machine for my kids too on A Babe in Tuxland · · Score: 1

    That's what removable media or NAS are for. You can also configure a second unfrozen partition; the benefit of this is that the Windows install won't ever be hosed, no matter how nasty the second drive gets ...