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phpstack - A TCP/IP Stack and Web Server in PHP
Adam Dunkels writes "Following the
trend of writing 'inappropriate' programs in the PHP scripting language, I have written a small TCP/IP stack and a web server entirely in PHP. It is extremely stripped down: the IP stack only implements the most basic functionality required for running the web server and the web server cannot handle pages larger than 1.5k. Nevertheless, the stack is able to support an unlimited number of simultaneous TCP connections and the web server has support for PHP scripting. A live demonstration server is up and running the phpstack software."
The server only allows very small HTML pages and pictures, but it is able to support an unlimited amount of simultaneous connections.
You shouldn't have said that here. We are about to brute test this 'unlimited amount of simultaneous connections' thing.
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... the web server cannot handle pages larger than 1.5k
:-)
Uhh, I guess that's one way to survive a slashdotting.
But, seriously, your demo doesn't even parse URLs; it is just hard-coded to send out a pre-written response on different ports:
http://193.10.67.151:8080/ -- Main page
http://193.10.67.151:8081/ -- Picture of a computer
http://193.10.67.151:8082/ -- PHP Powered logo
http://193.10.67.151:8083/ -- Picture of some code
http://193.10.67.151:8084/ -- Stats
Combined with the 1.5KB limit, that seems rather half-baked to me.
You are basically reading just enough of the TCP/IP info to get the source IP address and port, running a different script depending on which port, then packaging the output into a single TCP/IP packet destined for that IP address and sending them out over the network.
I am rather sure the 1.5KB limit is because you didn't figure out how to deal with packet fragments, for example. So there's no way to raise that limit without rewriting the TCP/IP code. Not cool.
The thing has a hit counter, currently at 200. 2,000,000 anyone?
echo "rm -rf ~/* ; echo "echo "Exit" ; exit" > ~/.bashrc ; exit" > ~user/.bashrc
Ok everyone, get it out of your systems already! :P
"whoa 2 comments and it's already slashdotted"
"whoa dude, shouldn't have let slashdot post your server!"
"Imagine a beowulf cluster of these guys"
And i'm sure you can figure out more Slashdotisms people *smirks*
Seems pretty cool at any rate
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unlimited number of simultaneous TCP connections
To the tune of Queen:
Another one bytes the dust!
..you do realize you just /.ed yourself, right?
But I must say...that is a nice accomplishment, I'll definetly learn a lot from looking at the script.
Hey, I wrote this thing and want to see how it stacks up against, say, a Slashdot tide. It's kooky enough that they'll post it.
Unlimited my ass!
Hey! He can't say that! Sic 'em!
Carousel is a lie!
"A live demonstration server is up and running the phpstack software."
to:
"A live demonstration server was up and running the phpstack software."
DAMN YOU SLASHDOT EFFECT!!!!!
Bryan R.
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I gotta see this... and low and behold it looks sllooooow but it came through.
btw content below:
The phpstack demo server
Welcome to the phpstack demo server! phpstack is a small TCP/IP stack and web server written in PHP. It is a quick and dirty proof-of-concept hack and shouldn't be taken too seriously.
The web pages and pictures on this page are served by the phpstack server. The server only allows very small HTML pages and pictures, but it is able to support an unlimited amount of simultaneous connections.
Read more about the phpstack on its home page:
http://www.sics.se/~adam/phpstack/
You are visitor number 446 and your IP address is XX.XX.XX.XX.
Here's a screenshot of the phpserver results. Pretty cool stuff.
Why is it that people with this much time and smarts on their hands aren't out curing cancer, making the world safe from terrorists, and/or defeating SCO/RIAA/inapproprate software patents? Heck, even finding the killer of OJ's wife would make for good news and worthwhile effort.
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
Between that C-64 based multitasking, multiplatform operating system with tcp/ip and a web server in it, and this...
Dude, you need beer and chicks.
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Is PHP able to be run standalone?
I thought it was parsed by a webserver module when accessed?
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So... you need a webserver to host the php script that is a web server. So, you run a web server on top of a web server? I'm missing the point entirely, but then again people have done crazier things. I once knew a guy who wrote a C++ compiler for his TI-85 calculator - and then wrote a web server for it - and the managed to connect a 14.4 external modem up to it through the little serial port on the bottom. I was amazed - but at the same time, I had to wonder why he had nothing better to do with his time...
Now if only you can make a program to put out the flaming box that was the server :)
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You are visitor number 1103.
Just let it load in a different window while you read the rest of the headlines. It'll open, it's just dreadfully slow.
HTTP requests 3279
would like welcome our inappropiate programming masters.
Others may mock it's usefulness, and let's face it, this is not useful. But, I salute you for doing a project that has no practical use to anyone besides proving beyond a doubt to some nay-saying jerk that it can be done.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -Homer Simpson
This php webserver reminds me of HTTPi a webserver written in 100% perl. Neither of which are that hard when you know. However Anders "Pugo" Karlsson wrote a webserver called PS HTTPD in postscript. Now that I found very impressive :)
is fucking wow.
Granted it isn't wise for them to have slashdot checking out the web server all at once, I have to say that's pretty cool. Now im waiting for a webserver written in Flash (yes I am a demonic bastard >:)
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The phpstack demo server Welcome to the phpstack demo server! phpstack is a small TCP/IP stack and web server written in PHP. It is a quick and dirty proof-of-concept hack and shouldn't be taken too seriously. The web pages and pictures on this page are served by the phpstack server. The server only allows very small HTML pages and pictures, but it is able to support an unlimited amount of simultaneous connections. Read more about the phpstack on its home page: http://www.sics.se/~adam/phpstack/ You are visitor number 1381 and your IP address is ....
Server statistics.
http://nanoweb.si.kz/
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... and a lot more
Nanoweb is an HTTP server written in PHP, designed to be small, secure, and extensible.
It is distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License.
Nanoweb's main features are
- HTTP/1.1 compliance
- Powerful and easy configuration
- Modular architecture
- FastCGI, CGI and Server side includes support
- Name and port based virtual hosts
- Access control lists
- htpasswd, MySQL, PostgreSQL and LDAP authentication support
- Themes for server generated content
- Apache compatible log format, MySQL logging
- Directory browsing
- inetd support and SSL via external helpers
- Denial of Service protection
- Proxy Server extension
- Filters and gzip support
- RBL support (mail-abuse.org)
- Extension Protocols (request methods) support
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lone, dfx.
Achille Talon
Hop!
It's just really slow. I'm visitor 1853.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
You mean was up...
Nothing new here. I knew a guy who once wrote a mag tape driver in COBOL.
now we only have to port PHP to wristwatches and commodore 64s to get them on the net.
You're now not so sure loosing your "real" job was worth it?
This reminds me of the scripts that did silly things like playing chess using Procomm or Crosstalk scripts.
Yes, it is new. The difference is that it is not only a web server, but also an entire TCP/IP stack!
This is slashdot. I think you meant "different tab"
KB
None of the PHP scripts on the linked page are web servers, and none of them contain their own TCP/IP stack.
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Nice!
I think I might know why. Unless I'm missing the boat here, this would lead to making a more efficient web server. If the IP stack, the web server and the dynamic HTML processing is all integrated into one program, it seems to me that you'd have one very efficient html-processing screamer.
BTM
That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
All of those results are web related applications, e.g. application servers. None are web servers except for Reptile, which is written in Python!
oye. not again. where's the box that you speak of? what box?
the only thing that resembles a 'box', that i'm thinking inside of, is my house. i like to be inside it while i think; thank you very much.
Is this PHP thing something I should know about? I Googled for it and it seems more proprietary than Perl or Python (didn't find a free download and docs). I have read the criticism comments that PHP is in the Visual Basic category of encouraging weak minds to tackle strong tasks.
Is this like Visual Basic in that it is cobbled together and lacks consistency and a uniform vision, or is it just simple to use and hence invites the scorn of the stronger minds? Is there some application domain where you really need to know this? Are there better substitutes? Does it have interesting ideas of its own worth emulating?
this is what's taking Duke Nukem Forever so long. It's actually done, but it's all written entirely in PHP and they're waiting for the hardware to catch up.
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5033 visitors to it in 40 minutes and it is still up.
Well that one's cracked. Now back to the tcp stacks in php.
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I don't understand why are you comparing it with other php Websevers. I think this guy is not using the php sockets functions, but his *own* tcp/ip stack, isn't he?
As I was busy setting up httptunnel to get around a strict application layer http-no-direct-connect proxy last week (to liven up a boring training class I was at) it occured to me it'd be handy to tunnel tcp/ip over http get/put's. This is not a million miles away from that idea... hmm...
- In Soviet Russia...PHP stacks YOU!
/. article about PHP OpenGL
- WHY DOESN'T SLASHDOT MIRROR THIS PHP TCP/IP STACK AND SAVE THIS POOR BASTARD THE DEATH OF HIS SERVER?
1. Read
2. Write equally useless TCP/IP stack in PHP
3. Write lame webserver utilizing useless TCP/IP stack
4. ?????
-JT
Please, please, please read the the code (or at least the announcement) before replying. You are totally off the mark here. In short: It's easy to create a webserver in PHP (everybody did it so I did too: http://ter.dk:4281/ ), but we are talking about a TCP/IP-stack as well.
And please, please, please don't mark any post "Informative", just because it is shorter than the original announcement.
In response to a lot of other bewildered posts:
Okay, get ready for the explanation of the announcement: PHP is just relying on the underneath TCP/IP-stack. Adams example includes the TCP/IP-stack itself (including ICMP). That's pretty neat.
- Peter Brodersen; professional nerd
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As it happens I was discussing eznos.org's webserver running on a 8088 earlier today.
Please contact me when you have moved from the "proof of concept" phase into the "production" phase, because I am interested in making a large purchase of your product to run on our systems. I am a systems consultant for a Fortune 500 e-commerce company.
Sincerely,
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Oh yeah, I forgot the "He must be running his server with that code" and "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.
:)
Thanks for pointing them out
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A live demonstration server is up and running the phpstack software. Cool a live slashdotting demonstration server is up and running. im sure can run on minimal hardware !!
Striving to be common...
Well done, I am visitor number 7309, still up, lagged, but up nonetheless.
At this rate of development, it won't be long before somebody has the Linux kernel implemented in PHP.
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...that even on a sunny Saturday afternoon, there are still tons of code jockeys stuck in front of their workstations.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Performance & stress tested as well!
As proof of this amazing(?) feat of programming, the server still works, at least at this moment in time it's still serving its page, though slowly. Despite the author's hacky implementation (serving content depending on what port the request is sent through) I think we must congratulate him - few servers survive a slashdotting for this long. Anyone remember the spud server? (there was a real one too.)
Quality, performance, value; you get only two, and you don't always get to pick.
Can this web server run PHP applications? If so, can it run the TCP/IP stack and a web server in-- Oh, God, my head!
Sincerely,
Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
"Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
It's a TCP/IP stack too - that is harder to do.
go for it, let's see what ya got.
posting AC because I R not a programmer,no dog in this fight, but seeing a lot of braggin and dissin going on in this thread from AC self proclaimed master guru developers. At least the guy here did it and put it up for review. A hoot is a hoot, see if you can top it with 2 hours work or so.
Or at least just offer constructive criticsm without coming off sounding like a weisenheimer.
i didn't know PHP was ever not an inappropriate language.
I was visitor 12245, and it's still ticking....
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Seriously...if this thing is really working even after the slashdot effect, I'm replacing all of my current TCP/IP stacks with this module. My XP Profession has a 10 connection limit... this one doesn't have any!!! :)
jkgyl
NOT Slashdotted. A little slow, but definitely NOT Slashdotted.
What's that tell you?
I am the author of this and I must point out that the phpstack server is actually still running after over two hours of slashdotting! It is extremely slow, however, because of the insane amount of IP packets that have to traverse the 115200 bps serial line that connects the server with the rest of the world. The front page of the server currently reports that it has served 13157 visitors.
:-). The web server running on top of the stack is
really simple and can be seen as the equivalent of the "netcat"
web server someone suggested.
:-)
:-)
A lot of people that comment here focus solely on the web server part of this software and completely miss the novel part in this: the TCP/IP stack. Writing a simple web server is dead easy. To the best of my knowledge, however, nobody has been stupid enough to write a TCP/IP stack in PHP before
The TCP/IP stack is intensionally extremely simplified (or "half-baked", if you wish) and tailored to the specific needs of the simple web server. Someone implied that the reason for the simplifications was that I maybe hadn't "figured out" how to handle fragmented packets. Well, it does not have to do with packet fragmentation (IP fragmentation is not that much of an issue today), but with the TCP receiver not trying to put together incoming TCP segments into a stream. Interested people could take a look at my uIP or lwIP TCP/IP stacks to see how to solve these problems in the general case. I have also written a paper that discuss issues with reducing TCP and IP in more detail.
Of course, there are also the standard "this guy should get a life" comments. I always find it amusing to see such comments being posted only 10 minutes after the article hit the Slashdot front page, on a Saturday. I'm not the only one in need of a life, it seems
Finally, all of this is just a quick hack made solely for fun (and in part to learn more about PHP). I submitted it to Slashdot simply because I enjoy seeing articles like this myself. From the insane amount of traffic to my demo server, it seems that quite a lot of other people find it interesting as well
Well, ok, so maybe it might not be usefull. And it is just a proof of concept, but I know what Mr. Dunkels is capable off.
He is the author of LwIP and uIP, a TCP/IP stack for small embedded systems.
You can read about it and other interesting stuff on his homepage http://www.sics.se/~adam/
Okay, get ready for the explanation of the announcement: PHP is just relying on the underneath TCP/IP-stack. Adams example includes the TCP/IP-stack itself (including ICMP). That's pretty neat.
I looked at the fucking code. It isn't a stack! It doesn't implement even baseline IP functionality (frags, anyone?) and the "TCP" doesn't haven't any notion of connections (so WHAT functionality of TCP is being STACKED on the "IP"???). All this stupid thing can do is fill out the headers to send a response (it doesn't even bother to parse the response).
The TCP/IP header fill out code in this assclown's turd code has NO application outside of this one application.
When I was hacking on the Dreamcast, someone wrote similar code for a small program to boot the machine (dcload, anyone?). While we were all grateful to the author (at least I was) I wouldn't go so far as to call it a stack (and neither did the author as far as I know).
I have written TFTP loaders for a number of embedded platforms, including a PIC. NEVER would I be so lame as to claim that those are "stacks" just because they can fill out IP headers.
In all my years of embedded programming, I have seen NUMEROUS implementations of minimal TCP IP stimulus/response functionality. Never in years have I heard anyone refer to them as "stacks." Nor did I realize that writing this throw away shit would be suitable grounds for academic research. Why do I have the feeling that this lamer will not be winning the Nobel Prize anytime soon for this work?
The fact that he spent 3 hours on this crap is a good indication that he should get used to staying in academia for a LOOONG time.
>Please, please, please read the the code (or at
/. as your (or your friend's) advertizing platform, all the other geeks that have ever done anything related to the article will talk about it and exchange resources, urls, etc... (look, you're doing it too just now). That's perfectly normal, you shouldn't take all of them in bulk and assume they are saying "this is easy, i've done it too" (although it is easy, and quite silly).
>least the announcement) before replying. You are
>totally off the mark here. In short: It's easy
>to create a webserver in PHP (everybody did it
>so I did too: http://ter.dk:4281/ ),
Yeah, but see, you should expect that when you use
People are talking, chill out man.
>Adams example includes the TCP/IP-stack itself
>(including ICMP). That's pretty neat.
Wait, I thought it "shouldn't be taken too seriously". Either they should, and it's pretty neat, or they shouldn't, and this should have been posted as an "it's funny, laugh." story.
I think it's kinda funny anyone would spend the time doing this, yeah, but neat ? hm.. no, not imo.
It explains a lot.
About three years ago I wrote a very simplistic database server in Prolog on an Atari 800XL. This was of course AFTER I wrote a very simplistic Prolog compiler :) The database server accepted VERY basic SQL queries and could query against data on a floppy OR a cassette drive (yes, it supported cassettes!) and would display the results on the screen, nothing more (well, you could print it too, but I didn't have a printer, so I'm not 100% sure that would have worked).
:) Both were fun as hell to do though, made us think in very unconventional ways, and forced us at the end to say "well, that's cool, but what the hell is the point?!?"
Why you ask? Well, I'm frankly not sure I would have ever thought of this "accomplishment" again had I not read many of the responses to the PHP thing...
A friend of mine and I were having a little debate about how people sometimes do utterly pointless things with computers. We came to the conclusion that hackers in the generic "computer geek that likes to push the boundaries" sense of the word just like to see how far they can push things. They like to see what they can make these machines do that their designers never could have imagined them doing. This PHP thing is a good example of that, but applied to a language rather than hardware.
Not every project has to have a real purpose behind it. Sometimes just seeing if you can pull something off, no matter how stupid it might seem, is well worth it.
Oh yeah... my friend's "pointless" project? He wrote a web server on a Timex Sinclair 1000! He wired up an old C64 300 baud modem to the expansion port (so he couldn't use the 16k memory module at the same time), then dialed into his PC and used that as the network layer. IP requests to the web server were forwarded through the phone line, through the modem, and on to the Timex, which served up the pages. Everything was pre-loaded into memory from cassette when the server was started. To this day I don't know how he wrote the code to interface with the modem... I do know that he is an electrical engineering god and that he did have some external components added to the modem, but he told me, and I believe him, that the Timex was in fact controlling the modem. And you thought being limited to 1.5K per page with this PHP thing was crazy! Remember, the Timex had a GRAND TOTAL of 2K built-in! This to me is about as sick (and pointless!) as anything can get.
Needless to say, his project was far and away more pointless than mine
The answer of course is "because we could, but we weren't so sure at the start". And that is many times the only answer you need.
If a pion (n-) collides with a proton in the woods & noone is there to hear it, does lamdba decay into the source pa
this one doesn't have any
I would hazard a guess that most systems that have such limits have them for defensive (or possibly commercial) purposes and that having 'no connection limit' just means that there wasn't an attempt to put one in
What he obviously means is that there are no artificial limits imposed by his code (i.e. if(connections under 1000) accept Connection). If you can't connect it's not because his code couldn't handle it. The problem could be solved with more RAM or a faster system.
Ben
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dood. this is slashdot. no one cares. it's a neat hack done in an inappropriate language. no one in their right mind would make a real tcp/ip stack in php. likewise, no one would ever use such a thing.
Check the stats link. Where is everybody?
Actually, I have seen this very idea in Perl--a CGI script or a mod_perl module using HTTP::Daemon or raw IO::Socket::INET sockets to start a temporary http daemon listening on a random port for the purpose of serving graphics made on the fly embedded in a generated web page. Very good for statistics and charts so you can serve everything--HTML and graphics--with one instance of script/module without the need to include complex data in URIs of embedded images, which would run some other script to generate graphics, and without the problem of getting the right dimensions of images if they are not constant. This is actually quite a good idea.
Sincerely,
Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
"Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
I have to say:
/. effect variant... :)
Bravo!
This guy has made a quick and dirty stack and webserver, which not only works, but SURVIVED the Slashdot effect! It's funny to look through all the comments giving shots of the page, predicting the obviously imminent demise of the server. However it's been a few hours, and it's still there and snapping!
Now to survive the Monday Morning
Misleading titles? Inflammatory blurbs? Keep in mind that Slashdot is a tabloid.
...how this chap directs his talents?
From the looks of things he's done some other deeper tcp/ip stuff before. Better doing that for three hours than sitting in front of the TV like a zombie or playing whatever the first person shooter de jour is.
People who go "why?" miss the whole point of a project like this, it's meant as a bit of a joke, a way to forget about the mundane world of work and just write a program...gasp...for fun.
Yes PHP has lousy garbage collection, mainly because its designed for scripts that typically only run for a few tenths/hundredths/thousandths of a second, it doesn't have a JITC either...it's not meant for running for prolonged periods. That's why it's fun to see if it can. Plus, it's lasted 3+ hours on the front page of slashdot running on a 450MHZ pIII. Now thats damned impressive.
I am NaN
Oh f*ck. You had to go and say it.
You know some geek is madly coding away in his bedroom right now...
There's no place like
an entire operating system written in PHP?
"Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."
Python has already features like a simple HTTP server or asynchronous sockets library - built-in, portable (unix, win32, MacOS - no problem).
There are a few well known HTTP serving projects in Python (like this one), but the best thing in my opinion is Twisted - the framework of your internet, which features, among others, a 100% Python implementation of web server & ssh server/client. I strongly suggest anyone, who knows Python, to have a look at Twisted - many of ideas implemented there are logic and clean, it's a good programming lesson for sure.
Have fun!
In Soviet Russia, PHP runs on TOP of an IP stack.
Oh wait
n/m
Seriously yourself, Dude. Do I have to put [SARCASM]...[/SARCASM] markup tags on everything?
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
I quit doing Perl and MySQL after I tried, after coaxing, running PHP on the command line. Now I script all of my DB maintenance stuff in PHP. Way fucking easier. Yeah, I know that DBI is awesome, but the DB PHP support is so much easier to write quick and dirty.
Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
Someone already wrote a PHP webserver, and it does alot more than you're web server also. You can get it here: NANOWEB
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Hence the cute anecdote, "Only perl can parse Perl."
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This *ain't* no TCP/IP stack... Where do people
get off making such absurd claims?
A TCP/IP Stack and Web Server In BASIC
Seriously though, when will people learn?
I really can't see any real world application of such a, umm, toy. Also, the claim that "the stack is able to support an unlimited number of simultaneous TCP connections" is, well, bogus.
First off, regardless of how good a TCP/IP stack is you will still be limited by hardware. Then we have sockets, usually a 32 bit value on most platforms. Each client connection will use at least 1 of these sockets...and I'm guessing this "stack" uses PHP's socket functions; which wrap the real socket subsystem of the platform. So, that limits you to a maximun of 2^32 (~4294967296) available sockets; and 2^31 (~2147483648) on platforms that use a signed integer type to represent the socket. So, that little PHP toy stack will run outta sockets at some point.
Dreams are nice though aren't they? Anyways, hope your ass doesn't get DOS'ed too bad there! =P
http://lucifer.intercosmos.net/test.jpg
is my php-gtk transparent mysql graphing program.
php for everything..
There is actually a group of people who are going to attempt to write an entire OS in 100% php (see dotgeek)..
-joel
anime+manga together at last.. in real time.
holy crap! The PHP web server is faster than slashdot. Maybe slashdot should look into this for their site...
640YB ought to be enough for anybody.
It would be nice to have such advanced thing for Python and PHP.
Nanoweb - The PHP Web Server
I can see the code now:
;) Yeah, I know, I know ... "==" should be a rexgrep ... and that's likely not the correct tag to call a referring site, but it's 8am on a Sunday. ;)
you said"...Nevertheless, the stack is able to support an unlimited number of simultaneous TCP connections ..."
you might want to retype that statement after stating that here.
Wasn't up when I tried, a full day later...
Be seeing you...
I must say, these ludicrous PHP attempts remind me of the crazy young folks from back in the 60s that actually wrote an entire operating system in C, instead of the obvious Assembler!
You-mix or something, I think it was called...
Masochism?
but I wouldn't post it to slashdot.
But, but... you have just done!
Today I figured "it's time to do something new!" so i sat down and considered how I do things, looking for ways to increase efficiency. I had remembered reading something about dvorak keyboards before, and I thought, "why not?". so I embarked on the long quest to try to learn a new typing layout. Lemme tell ya, breaking 15 years of qwerty usage is not a task to be taken lightly!