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  1. Re:Hmmmm, Haikus. on Perl Haiku Contest Winners Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mod parent funny
    Mod this post minus one troll
    Metamod unfair.

  2. Re:System Monitor on Linux Duracell CPU Load Monitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cost for running system monitor: $0.0
    Time for setting it up: 00:00:30

    Cost for Duracell load monitor: $9.95
    Time for setting up: 04:21:23

    Slashdotting the French: Priceless.

  3. Re:Good job moderators! on Outsourced Confidential Data On Children Posted · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Oh, shut the fuck up. It was a joke.

  4. Re:One thing to say on Display Format Technologies Comparison · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really don't understand why Plasma still exists!

    To separate you from your money.

  5. Re:Not outsourced overseas on Outsourced Confidential Data On Children Posted · · Score: 5, Funny

    This was a guy named Mark Dennis. Not a very Indian sounding name.

    True, but if you replace the 'rk' in Mark with 'ndara' and the 'nnis ' in Dennis with 'eptanshu' then you have Mandara Deepthanshu. That, as I am sure you will aggree, sounds Indian to me.

  6. Re:Can someone explain... on Opera Browser Creators Planning IPO · · Score: 1

    If it is VC financed, the VCs probably want their money. If it isn't, why bemoan the people who own the company for wanting to reap the rewards of their hard work?

  7. Re:I Just said No on Modifying Employment Agreements? · · Score: 5, Funny

    When faced with the same situation about 5 years ago, I simply said "I'm not going to sign this".

    1999 called. It said things were different then.

  8. Re:Blow job on What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day? · · Score: -1, Troll

    give him a blow job

    After you smoke his cock, teabag him then surprise him with a $699 license.

  9. Re:how the communications are handled on A Deep Space Primer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Gravitational effects travel at the speed of light. Here is a decent explanation

  10. Re:how the communications are handled on A Deep Space Primer · · Score: 0

    Yet this is still limited by the drift velocity of electrons which is slower than the speed of light.

    A LOT slower. Electrons through a thin (~.001mm) copper wire at 10A move at .25 millimeters per second.

  11. Re:how the communications are handled on A Deep Space Primer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Something that works like a very long tube filled with ping pong balls for example. Push one into one end and one pops out the other instantly, no matter how long the tube

    why that won't work

  12. If nothing else on Satellite Programming for Free? · · Score: 3, Funny

    At the very least it will increase your geek coefficient.

  13. Freaky on When was the Last Time You Used Gopher? · · Score: 1

    I just used mozilla gopher and checked out the link. And what do I see?

    gopher://up-root.org/I9/sole/img/worksshot.jpg

    A post I wrote on slashdot in some random screenshot of someone's desktop. 'Why buy an ipod'. I posted it anonymously so I can't prove it, but I know I wrote it...

    The original:
    http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?s id=90355&ci d=7797473

  14. Archie on When was the Last Time You Used Gopher? · · Score: 1

    Remember Archie? That was one of the first things I ever used to batch download porn. Ahhh, sunet.se...the memories.

  15. Re:I had that job too for a while on Dream Jobs of 2004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Until the benefits ran out

    Hehe, you got layed off from being unemployed.

  16. Re:The thing is... on Three Vulnerabilities Discovered in Real Player · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot one important step: You must first attempt to to connect to ports 1026, 1027, 1029, 1034, 1026, 1044 and 1035 in that sequence within 5 seconds.

  17. Re:E-voting sucks. What we have today sucks more on Pentagon Cancels Internet Voting System · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Today I have to sign my ballot

    You sign the actual ballot? Or a security envelope? In Washington, you sign a security envelope that contains your ballot. Once the signature is verified and the ballot is removed, there is no way to tie the ballot to the person unless the person opening it made some sort of record of it and/or your votes. That of course would require a conspiricy of epic proportions, no?

  18. Re:Can't this be fixed? on Pentagon Cancels Internet Voting System · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, I have a partial solution for spam too. However, it relies heavily on the invention of teleportation and time travel. I am sort of waiting on that before putting much more work into it.

  19. Note To Attendees: on International Free Software Forum Call For Papers · · Score: 1

    Under no circumstances should you:

    A. Flip the bird to Brazillian airport security

    OR

    B. Douse any babies in face with water en route

  20. I see 'Young-Adult' and 'First Novels' on Locus 2003 Recommended Reading List · · Score: 0, Troll

    But where is the 'Adult' section.

  21. Re:why telnet? on GameCube-Powered Webserver · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why is there always telnet? Because of the clear text transmitted password?

    Why can't they implement ssh from start up of their project?


    Really. And what's with no windowing system? Console window? Why even bother?

  22. Re:Tired of the "fastest growing" statistic on Spammer Profile: Scott Richter · · Score: 1

    My company did all its projections at the end of the first month we got our first sale. Last month - no sales, this month - 2 sales. That's infinite growth. w00t!

  23. Mine are handling it pretty well on How Well are Your Servers Handling MyDoom? · · Score: 1

    #nmap -P0 -p 25 xx.xx.xx.0/24

    Starting nmap V. 3.00 ( www.insecure.org/nmap/ )
    The 1 scanned port on (xx.xx.xx.1) is: closed
    The 1 scanned port on (xx.xx.xx.2) is: closed
    ....
    The 1 scanned port on (xx.xx.xx.255) is: closed

    Nmap run completed -- 255 IP addresses (255 hosts up) scanned in 732 seconds

  24. Al Hamburg on Politicians For Sale... On Amazon · · Score: 1

    I would love to see Al Hamburg in a debate. I bet he's funnier than Ross Perot.

  25. Don't hate the cell phone on Cell Phone Is The Most Hated Invention · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    hate the playa