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Politicians For Sale... On Amazon

aldheorte writes "In either a brilliant move or a sick commentary on politics (or both), Amazon is now selling U.S. Presidential candidates, or at least contributions to such."

425 comments

  1. Decisions, decisions... by hendridm · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't decide between the serial killer and the dear hunter. Or maybe I'll just take a gamble this year...

    1. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon link spamming. What is it all about?

      Is it good, or is it whack?

    2. Re:Decisions, decisions... by bl1st3r · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Is the Serial Killer George Bush? I would think that was would be considered as such. He said he would do a better job this year of making sure the taxpayer's money would see good use, what I am wondering if that includes another 100billion dollar war campaign.

      That alone will be my reason for not voting for him. 100billion dollars could be used right here in America for so many great things.

      Worried about Homeland security? How about we spend 1billion dollars on making our nations security systems here more efficient? That still leaves 99 billion dollars to play with. Oh my god, the possibilities are endless.

      I hate fucked up spending.

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    3. Re:Decisions, decisions... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      hahahahhhahah that was great!!!!!

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    4. Re:Decisions, decisions... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      Oh, pooh on you! Did it have to get all serious? Couldn't you just let me laugh hysterically for a couple minutes without bringing up Bushie?

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    5. Re:Decisions, decisions... by McCrapDeluxe · · Score: 2, Funny

      That guy's more of a deer hunter. If you want someone who hunts his dears, you'd go for this guy.

    6. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Talinom · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that I'll vote for Senator Palpatine. At least we know where he stands.

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    7. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am frightened that the Deer Hunter has been allowed to spawn 9 children.

    8. Re:Decisions, decisions... by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      Brings all new meaning to "vote with your dollar", or however many dollars you choose to spend..

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    9. Re:Decisions, decisions... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Speaking of which, does this pictures look like it was taken through a sniper scope? It looks like someones about to off him.

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    10. Re:Decisions, decisions... by bl1st3r · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sorry sir. I couldn't, in good conscience, let that one slide. I've been going on for so long telling about how great GW is for this country and how everything he is doing is going to benefit the citizens in the long run. But this is just beyond crazy.

      We have the gvt on one side telling us we need to pay more money to support wars we don't want to be in, corporations on the other side telling us we need to buy stuff from them while they lobby the overworked gvt to steal our rights out from under us, and the same companies outsourcing all their jobs to other countries (laying off hundreds of thousands of Americans) and then have the balls to wonder, "WHY IS NOONE BUYING OUR CRAPPY PRODUCTS?!?! THEY MUST BE STEALING ON THE INTARWEB THINGYMAGIGER. LETS STEAL SOME MORE RIGHTS... OR BETTER YET, SUE@@!@!#!@"

      I'm sick of it.

      Maybe capitalism isn't the way...

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    11. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I can't decide between the serial killer

      You exagerate, or you are confusing LaRouche with Charles Manson. LaRouche was jailed for 15 years for fraud and tax evasion in 1988. He has been out on parole since 1993. I guess that the sentence probably expired completely last year (parole can extend longer than the original sentence).

      Amazon don't state the basis that they used to compile the list of candidates. Each election there are a couple of thousand people who file for president, so there has to be a cut-off at some point. Probably sending reports to the SEC.

      Its interesting the way that folk imediately translate dollars into votes. The fact that someone gives money to a campaign does not even mean they want them to be elected. Plenty of candidates in primaries get dollars from the other party, say there is a guy standing for re-election, folk will send dollars to a challenger in the primaries to help make it a rougher ride. I met a Democrat who freely admitted that 80% of his campaign dollars came from Republicans.

      The big issue in this campaign has been whether the Democrats would run the type of pusilanimous campaign that Gephart ran with in the mid-sessionals. Under that strategy the party would nominate 'Bush-Lite' - Lieberman or Gephart, someone who would not criticize the invasion of Iraq, someone who would basically roll over when the GOP press did their smear campaign.

      At this point Dean has made sure that whoever gets the nomination it will not be Gephart or Lieberman. Bush is going to be criticized on his record. Unfortunally for the poor Deaniacs they are now dispensible. We know full well that they will organize and vote for any Democrat candidate against Bush, except Lieberman that is.

      At this point I don't think anyone can say with confidence who the winner of the nomination will be. I think Kerry, Clark and Edwards all have a chance, Dean might recover. One thing I am sure of is that Edwards is the most likely choice for Veep. I don't think Clark or Kerry would even want it - Clark would almost certainly prefer Secretary of State. But Edwards is one heck of a smooth speaker, unfortunately the poor chump does not really have enough of a Resume to run. Last time that a guy with as little experience as he did became President was 2000 - and the results show it.

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    12. Re:Decisions, decisions... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow. I hope you don't have any firearms, sir.

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    13. Re:Decisions, decisions... by nebaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LaRouche was jailed for 15 years for fraud and tax evasion in 1988. He has been out on parole since 1993. I guess that the sentence probably expired completely last year (parole can extend longer than the original sentence).

      Isn't it interesting that if you commit a felony (which I assume that this is, as a 15 year sentence is nothing to sneeze at), you can still run for president, but in several states (PDF, sorry) can't vote for president, even after parolled. Kind of like how 21 year olds can buy beer, but 18 year olds can sell it.

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    14. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Elminst · · Score: 2, Informative

      Amazon don't state the basis that they used to compile the list of candidates. Each election there are a couple of thousand people who file for president, so there has to be a cut-off at some point. Probably sending reports to the SEC.

      RTFWP...
      It clearly states in the FAQ's-
      How does Amazon select candidates for listing?
      Candidates eligible for listing are those that have lawfully established and maintained a campaign committee with the Federal Election Commission (candidates can receive contributions only through such committees) and who, according to the FEC's monthly report, have raised/spent in excess of $5,000.

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    15. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope he does!

      I hate shooting unarmed psychos.

    16. Re:Decisions, decisions... by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You exagerate, or you are confusing LaRouche with Charles Manson.

      From what I've read about LaRouche, the idea of him as president is almost as scary as Manson as president. The guy is completely apeshit. I've seen a lot of his cultists around the Bay area; until I moved here, I thought he was pretty much defunct.

      Under that strategy the party would nominate 'Bush-Lite'

      Careful there. Ignoring the war issue for a moment (although there were many liberals who supported it, at least in principle, Clinton being the best example), this sounds a lot like an echo of Ralph Nader's preposterous claim in 2000 that there was no substantive difference between the Dems and the GOP. We've all seen how well that prediction turned out, havent' we? Ralph was just bitter because moderate neoliberal Democrats like Clinton didn't share his antipathy towards capitalism.

      At any rate, either of those candidates would have been capable of criticizing Bush on his record - and might have been better insulated against the inevitable RNC smear that they don't care about national security. (Note: I don't think this is a good reason for them to be president, however, nor do I support either candidate, although Lieberman's politics are closest to mine.) Personally, I would like to see a Democrat attack Bush from the right, and point out that we haven't yet captured bin Laden (but started another war anyway), he's ramped up the deficits, and the size of government (and spending) has actually expanded under Republican rule.

    17. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      At any rate, either of those candidates would have been capable of criticizing Bush on his record - and might have been better insulated against the inevitable RNC smear that they don't care about national security.

      Rove belted Gephart silly in the mid sessionals. And as for Lieberman his sanctimonious attitude is as sickening as Bush.

      You don't have to agree with Nader to realise that the quality of the candidate matters as much as the platform. The problem with Lieberman is that he has assiduously engaged in every practice voters dislike on the hill. He was still fighting stricter accounting rules when the justice department were turning up at Enron HQ with a search warrant.

      Nader is going to be humilliated if he is stupid enough to run this time. He would be lucky to get a quarter of his 2000 vote, if the greens let him run the conclusion will be that the voters have turned of green politics. The number 1, 2 and 3 priorities for the green movement are to get rid of Bush, Cheney and Halliburton from the US government.

      The only exception is if Lieberman gets the nomination. In that case more Deanies will bolt the party than Lieberman will bring in from the middle.

      Rove's strategy is confuse the middle and deliver for the base. Delivering for the Democrat base is easy - anyone but Bush. The problem with Lieberman is that he does not deliver that for the anti-war faction.

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    18. Re:Decisions, decisions... by operagost · · Score: 1

      If he got a 15 year sentence in 1988, then he's served it completely by now and can vote, run for office, whatever. When you're on parole, you're allowed limited freedom but are still under sentence unless that term is commuted or shortened for some reason.

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    19. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If we're going to be isolationist, have to start Homeland security by sealing the borders. Land and ocean. Figure out how much suitable walls will cost.

      If you knew your history, you'd also know that isolationism is why the USA did not join WWII earlier. It turned out that we could not safely hide over here...and in addition to Pearl Harbor, there were German submarines shooting along the East coast and Germany was designing high-altitude aircraft (or missiles) for attacking the USA. Hiding would not have been better.

    20. Re:Decisions, decisions... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Personally, I would like to see a Democrat attack Bush from the right, and point out that we haven't yet captured bin Laden

      The point is to attack Bush on a problem that he can't easily solve.

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    21. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Marlor · · Score: 1

      From what I've read about LaRouche, the idea of him as president is almost as scary as [Charles] Manson as president. The guy is completely apeshit.

      I have a LaRouche cultist living a few doors down from me, she keeps trying to give me her newsletters about how the Jews control the world economy from their secret lair under the Pyramids, and how the Queen is in charge of the international drug trade.

      When she's not doing that, she's rambling about how the international economy is about to collapse, and shoving petitions for a "New Bretton Woods" in my face.

      She runs in all the local elections, and loses every time, despite having the largest budget (I guess being part of a well-funded cult has some advantages).

      Basically, she's a total wackjob who spends all her time and money trying to convince the neighbours to join her crazy cult, and her young children are already brainwashed to spout out LaRouche propaganda.

      It's all very unfortunate. I really don't think that comparing LaRouche to Charles Manson is all that unwarranted. He's ruined just as many lives.

    22. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the democrats have nobody who will be able to widthstand the nonstop attacks by the republican hate machine. Kerry, Clark and Edwards are too decent and nice to be able to stand up to Fox, CNBC, MSNBC, Rush etc.

      They will get crushed.

      Al Sharpton should get nominated. He would lose like all the rest but at least he would fight back and be entertaining about it.

      BTW It's easy to attack GW from the right. Immigration, big govt, steel tarrifs, etc. This is the tax and spend president of our generation.

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    23. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so confused! I found the webpage's design to be similar to Florida's butterfly ballot. I wanted to donate to Joe Lieberman's campaign, but I think I pushed the link for Lyndon LaRouche instead.

    24. Re:Decisions, decisions... by netfool · · Score: 1

      Votings uncool. Stay home and get trashed off listerine.

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    25. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dear hunter? Is that anything like the Dear Leader? Cause that's the kind of person I want as president...

    26. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some states, if you are convicted of a felony, you can't vote for the rest of your life.

      What, you say?
      That's unconstitutional?

      So what?
      Besides, it's probably in the constitution somewhere, maybe in the appendix.

    27. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's NOT on teh spoke. Though that's pretty obvious.

    28. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loser. You are so frickin retarded.

    29. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Isn't it interesting that if you commit a felony (which I assume that this is, as a 15 year sentence is nothing to sneeze at), you can still run for president

      You can be convicted for DUI and have the US press say that both the conviction and lying about it don't matter.

      Come to that you can go AWOL from the National Guard for a year and later on have the US press fawn over you as you play dress up in the uniform you were so reluctant to wear in your youth.

      Larouche is just Bush with worse media relations and running a cult for aging hippies rather than the super rich.

      A while back I was listening to a story on NPR on the reaction of the big news rooms on 9/11. The thing that I found pretty jarring was the way that the ABC spokesman gave such an abject and grovelling description of how the sun shone out of Peter Jennings' nether regions. Up till then I had had quite a bit of respect for the guy, but I can't respect anyone who tolerates that kind of toadying, let alone demands it - as he obviously must.

      If you watch ABC news you will see a big smile on Peter Jenning face whenever he gives a report about a Republican, when he talks about a Democrat he has a frown. It isn't a concious bias but it is definitely there.

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    30. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, we know. Having established themselves as the party of people too brain-damaged to figure out a perfectly legible ballot in 2000, the left wing of the Democratic party is courting the ever-valuable felon vote in 2004. Why, next they'll probably come out in favour of infanticide. Wait a sec...

    31. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amazon don't state the basis that they used to compile the list of candidates.

      Yes They Do. (Scroll down and read the FFAQ).

      Or for the 99% who won't click, here it is:

      How does Amazon select candidates for listing?
      Candidates eligible for listing are those that have lawfully established and maintained a campaign committee with the Federal Election Commission (candidates can receive contributions only through such committees) and who, according to the FEC's monthly report, have raised/spent in excess of $5,000.

      There was a link to the faq right from the initial page.

    32. Re:Decisions, decisions... by __aabvlw4075 · · Score: 1

      I know that this isn't exactly "on topic", but it's important stuff.

      You forgot to mention Dennis Kucinich. Issue for issue, he's right on. I would think most /.ers would be huge supporters. From electronic voting machines to the Iraq war, from education to health care, from the WTO to our civil liberties. He's the only presidential candidate who voted against the "Patriot Act." He would kick George W.'s ass in a debate. He is such a clear alternative to the current president. No Bush-Lite or New Democrat (Republican-Lite) here.

      I agree about Edwards being Kucinich's VP.

    33. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Merk · · Score: 1

      Careful though. If you criticize Bush on either not capturing bin Laden, or on not finding WMD, don't be suprised if, at the opportune moment, those problems are solved, just in time for Bush to be swept into office.

      I wouldn't put it past them to hide any WMD discovery, or any capture of Osama until it was politically useful.

      The huge deficit, the increase in government spending, and the overall fiscal irresponsibility is another matter though.

  2. Can't Wait..... by OctaneZ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't wait til I can donate my $200 to Al Hamburg! and with only One-Click no less! Boy, a grumpy 72 year old man is just what this country needs!

    1. Re:Can't Wait..... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tell me about it. The best part about him is:

      Education: Self-educated by reading

      Now that, people, is what I call a TRUE American.

      "I read me some books edumacated mah self."

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    2. Re:Can't Wait..... by frisket · · Score: 1

      It has often been said that we have the best politicians money can buy -- and they've all been bought.

    3. Re:Can't Wait..... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

      KFG

    4. Re:Can't Wait..... by sabNetwork · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to mention that he's divorced with 9 kids. I'm sure the American public looks at him with sympathy.

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    5. Re:Can't Wait..... by Artifex · · Score: 1
      Tell me about it. The best part about him is:

      Education: Self-educated by reading

      Now that, people, is what I call a TRUE American.


      all the paper-certs should love him as one of their own... assuming they're smart enough to understand the parallel :)
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    6. Re:Can't Wait..... by cybercuzco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thomas Edison educated himself by reading, Abraham Lincoln educated himself by reading, many other famous americans educated themselves. Just because you never went to school doesnt preclude you from being smart.

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    7. Re:Can't Wait..... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      hahahahahaaaa

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    8. Re:Can't Wait..... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      They did so because that was all they had available. Give them a chance to have gone to schooland they would have jumped for it.

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    9. Re:Can't Wait..... by _KiTA_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So my learning Java by, ya know, reading a rather thick text tome and tinkering around with the Java SDK + Notepad makes me a idiot, eh? Or learning HTML and CSS by hanging out on htmlhelp.org till I grasped the basic concepts?

      Don't knock self-directed book learning. Remember that quite a few geeks, especially younger ones in, say, high school who don't have access to computer classes do just what you're mocking him for doing.

      Not to mention that the US of 72 years ago probably didn't have near the educational resources available to them that we do -- what with them recovering from the great depression* and all that, his learning from books might be very impressive indeed, given the era.

      * Is my math/memory off? Wasn't Black Friday in 1929, which would put him growing up on the tail end of it all?

    10. Re:Can't Wait..... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      Oh, c'mon. I'm just joking!! I can't help it if I found that little bit amusing given that everyone else had degrees from places like Yale, Harvard and Oxford. :)

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    11. Re:Can't Wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I read me some books edumacated mah self."

      Well he sure beats Bush on effort.

    12. Re:Can't Wait..... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh please. People like you are taking my casual remark WAY too seriously. I'm just joking! You people need to lighten up.

      If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure there are a lot of intelligent people who've learned JUST through reading books. I'm sure of them did it through reading about the Java SDK and only program in Notepad.

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    13. Re:Can't Wait..... by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. But I wanted to point it out, for 2 reasons:

      1. Just in case you were serious. Been hanging out at Portal Of Evil so I've lost my ability to tell when someone's just kidding and when they really do have their head really far up.
      2. I wanted to get +5 Insightful. ;) Go me! :D

    14. Re:Can't Wait..... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      :) Shows what a degree from Yale is worth...

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    15. Re:Can't Wait..... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      It has often been said that we have the best politicians money can buy -- and they've all been bought

      Problem is it's hard to buy an honest politician. By honest polititian, I mean one who, once s/he's bought, STAYS bought!

    16. Re:Can't Wait..... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Notepad is for wussies. ed(lin) is the standard editor.

      KFG

    17. Re:Can't Wait..... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      I don't understand WHY one would ever program Java in Notepad anyway. It's like walking on your hands when you have two feet. There are plenty of FREE text editors/IDEs that work much better for coding.

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    18. Re:Can't Wait..... by kfg · · Score: 1

      I prefer vi myself. Yes, even in Windows.

      KFG

    19. Re:Can't Wait..... by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      * Is my math/memory off? Wasn't Black Friday in 1929, which would put him growing up on the tail end of it all?

      Your math is fine. Your memory, however, is a bit shakey.

      Black Friday was in 2003. In fact, it'll come around again in 2004, just as it does every year, the day after Thanksgiving.

      I believe you're thinking of Black Tuesday. :)

      KFG

    20. Re:Can't Wait..... by Jonathan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Abraham Lincoln educated himself by reading

      Yes, but his administration was the one that passed the "land grant university act", which started the public university system, thus making university education cheap and available.

    21. Re:Can't Wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He certainly has some radical notions. Like using the US Army to defend the borders of the USA rather than the borders of foreign countries.

      Does he favour the secession of Florida though?

    22. Re:Can't Wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least he reads. That puts him a step ahead of Shrub who probably has Whitehouse staffers read reports to him...when he's actually awake during meetings that is.

    23. Re:Can't Wait..... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      ...university education cheap and available.

      Damn, where the hell did my $50,000 student loans come from??

      Maybe it is like cable modem providers, you have to call up and say "I heard about his deal that makes univeritiy education cheap and availible" or else they give you the crappy normal rate.

    24. Re:Can't Wait..... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      The fact is, 99.9999999999999% of the people who never get a formal education become absolutely nothing in their lives

      Hum. So there is only .000007 of a person on earth today who was not formally educated and made something of their lives? I know a few uneducated but successful people who prove your statistic wrong.

      You might be right if you had said "majority," but claiming 99.9999999999999% (or any such high number) is nonsensical hyperbole.

      For further reference on nonsense statistics, see here.

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    25. Re:Can't Wait..... by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      Damn, where the hell did my $50,000 student loans come from??

      If you attended a public university, I have no idea why you would need a loan. For Harvard, sure, but I paid for my own undergraduate education at the University of Wisconsin by working at the university library 20-30 hours a week. And like every other doctoral student in science or engineering, I got *paid* to go to grad school.

    26. Re:Can't Wait..... by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      99.9999999999999% of the people who never get a formal education become absolutely nothing in their lives and are simply a waste of life.

      Hmmm, one could argue the same for 99.9999999999999% that *do* get a formal education. We're all only as important as we proclaim ourselves to be.

      From an evolutionary standpoint you could say the only thing that counts is how many rug rats you bring into the world, and "educated" folks aren't exactly leading that pack now are they? :-)

    27. Re:Can't Wait..... by oddfox · · Score: 1

      And who are you, exactly, to be saying anyone's life is a waste of life?

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    28. Re:Can't Wait..... by wviperw · · Score: 0

      Al Hamburg... Family: Divorced, 9 children Yeah, that's just what America needs, a divorced guy w/ 9 kids...

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    29. Re:Can't Wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I didn't know they gave degrees in Moron, what are you a PHD? Or are you just telling yourself that to make you feel better about all those school loans?

      Idiot.

    30. Re:Can't Wait..... by Eiki · · Score: 1

      Like P.J. O'Rourke said, "If you think healthcare's expensive now, wait until it's free".

    31. Re:Can't Wait..... by fatgraham · · Score: 1

      So, how did he learn to read without education?

    32. Re:Can't Wait..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abraham Lincoln educated himself by reading

      He was also pretty bitter about it. But don't forget he was also interned to a fairly high up lawyer, I'd guess that contributed pretty well to his over all eductation as well.

    33. Re:Can't Wait..... by Listen+Up · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Even if you know a few 'successful' people who never received a formal education, that is by far fewer than the percentage I mentioned (which I was trying to make a point, not be completely exact); 2 or 3 you know out of 6.5 billion people, you can do the math.

      I was making a point which was missed. You were making a dumbass rebuttal. Which is worse? As a side note, I did mention a few occupations which are more related to 'people skills' to actual education. Unfortunately, you completely missed that.

    34. Re:Can't Wait..... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Even if you know a few 'successful' people who never received a formal education, that is by far fewer than the percentage I mentioned (which I was trying to make a point, not be completely exact); 2 or 3 you know out of 6.5 billion people, you can do the math.

      I did the math. That's where my number came from. Your percentage was ridiculous hyperbole, like I said.

      I didn't miss your point. It was just an incorrect one, which you tried to make sound better by adding a nonsensical number. Your claim was that nobody is successful without a formal education. That's just stupid.

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  3. Numbers by mpost4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would like to see the numbers at the end of the year. I would like to see who got how much and a break down of who is generaly intested in what contributied to who, and location.

    1. Re:Numbers by CausticWindow · · Score: 3, Informative
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    2. Re:Numbers by mpost4 · · Score: 1

      good site, but what I ment is on the people that would do this, aka the little guys not big corperations or groups.

    3. Re:Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you be more illiterate? I am guessing that you are using your daddy's account?

    4. Re:Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is pretty simple to anybody with an IQ over 90. Bush is obviously going to receive the largest dollar amount since he is one Republican against 5 or 6 legitimate Democrats. Since the country is pretty evenly split between the two parties it is a safe assumption to make.

  4. Not Compativle with Associate Programs by inertia187 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It appears that this aspect of Amazon is not offered to it's associates. At least, not that I could tell, and I really looked. ;-) Oh well.

    Then again, I don't see how it could be profitable to offer this through their associate program without taking it off the top, which isn't in the best interest of the candidate.

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    1. Re:Not Compativle with Associate Programs by FryGuy1013 · · Score: 1

      Their site says that they can't do something for free for the candidates, so they have to charge. The money that Amazon earns by this will be donated to a charity.

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  5. Contibutions by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    aldheorte writes "In either a brilliant move or a sick commentary on politics (or both), Amazon is now selling U.S. Presidential candidates, or at least contributions to such."

    Well, I suppose if you were completely cynical this is how one might view this, but to me, this is a great way to make political contributions, because this is about making contributions to your politician of choice.

    However, I would prefer to see an Internet based voting system that gets rid of the electoral college system....

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    1. Re:Contibutions by SkArcher · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it was a really sick commentary on Politics, they'd be selling them on eBay

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    2. Re:Contibutions by BJH · · Score: 2, Funny

      However, I would prefer to see an Internet based voting system that gets rid of the electoral college system....

      Well, you could always use Amazon's Sales Rank... ;)

    3. Re:Contibutions by hurtstotouchfire · · Score: 1
      However, I would prefer to see an Internet based voting system that gets rid of the electoral college system.... Dear god help us all. Have you studied why the electoral college was put in? It was to keep the last say from riding in the hands of ignorant commoners like ourselves. Think what the world would be like if we didn't have the upper classes to check and veto all our decisions. Then we might have a true government of the people rather than an illusion of one.

      But then again I'm not really fond of too many people.

      Alright I'll quit it with the hideous sarcasm. I still maintain that this is indeed both a brilliant move and a sick commentary, but the idea of an internet based voting system doesn't exactly spark my fuses either. Isn't a decent chunk of the internet population 12 year-old boys? Don't tell me they wouldn't find a way into the system eventually. That or sickos like myself would. And besides, how would my grandma vote then?

      It's a nice idea, but I don't think the internet is going to be a mainstay channel of our political voices any time soon.

    4. Re:Contibutions by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Why get rid of the Electoral College?

    5. Re:Contibutions by geekee · · Score: 1

      "However, I would prefer to see an Internet based voting system that gets rid of the electoral college system...."

      The electoral college system is not driven by the method votes are cast. The US doesn't count popular vote because a decision was made by most states that they wish to cast all their votes as one block for a particular candidate. There are a couple of states that divide their electoral votes on a percentage basis, but most choose to place all their electoral votes with the candidate that wins a simple majority in their state.

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    6. Re:Contibutions by Purificator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      yeah, i don't see the down side for this. the site basically says it's for small (below $200) donations, which isn't going to buy you ANY influence. it just makes it easier for normal people to give candidates money.

      people should save their cynicism for corporate/special interest soft money and lobbying (you know, the things that ACTUALLY buy off candidates). really, if candidates got all enough money through small, distributed, contributions then they wouldn't have to sell themselves to bigger contributers who could want favors in return.

      you know, since campaign funds translate into votes (funds buying ads and all), this is pretty close to an internet voting system --plus it's got more security to it than any of the real electronic voting systems i've read about.

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    7. Re:Contibutions by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      I would prefer to see an Internet based voting system that gets rid of the electoral college system....

      You realize, of course, that with an internet-based voting system, there'd be no need for the electoral college, as the Powers That Be could juggle the votes directly and invisibly. If you disagree, I invite you to view all the systems rooted in the last hour. What? You can't see them? Precisely my point!

    8. Re:Contibutions by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, of course. Otherwise, the system might be, ya know, democratic...

    9. Re:Contibutions by b-baggins · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um, the electoral college was put in because STATES elect the President, not the people.

      Theoretically, at least, we're a federal republic.

      BTW, Jefferson and a number of the other founding fathers were terrified of pure democracy, considering it, rightly so, to be nothing more than mob rule.

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    10. Re:Contibutions by Walterk · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      1 item found for iraqi oil

      1049 items found for george bush



      4 items found for presidential candidate


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    11. Re:Contibutions by BWJones · · Score: 1

      The electoral college system is not driven by the method votes are cast. The US doesn't count popular vote because a decision was made by most states that they wish to cast all their votes as one block for a particular candidate. There are a couple of states that divide their electoral votes on a percentage basis, but most choose to place all their electoral votes with the candidate that wins a simple majority in their state.

      I know why/how the electoral college system works, I am saying it does not adequately represent the voting public of this country (USA) and I (and others) would prefer a more democratic method for exercising our choice and voice in the political system.

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    12. Re:Contibutions by whiteknight31 · · Score: 1

      Why not? All it is is a complication. Anyway shouldn't the canidate who gets the most votes win the election? The only reason the Electoral College was put in the constitution was to make sure people that were "uneducated" were not able to vote. There is no real present use.

    13. Re:Contibutions by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, considering that the US is a REPUBLIC that would be a bad thing.

      The USA is a nation of states, not of big cities.

    14. Re:Contibutions by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      the electoral college was put in because STATES elect the President, not the people.

      I understand HOW the electoral college works, but your description is the most succinct I've seen of WHY we have the electoral college. Thank you for this gem! :-)

    15. Re:Contibutions by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we get rid of the EC than small states will not get a say in the Presidental election which is why we have the EC.

    16. Re:Contibutions by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      Better yet, have amazon collect money to pay off the debt in the name of your candidate, and the candidate that collects the most gets the job.

    17. Re:Contibutions by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because it stops the President from concentrating just on the Major Population centers and ignoring the rest of the country.

    18. Re:Contibutions by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Theoretically, at least, we're a federal republic.

      In practice, it's more of a rotational kakistodemocracy.

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    19. Re:Contibutions by mahbidness · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great Politician! Would do business with again! A++++++++++++++++

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    20. Re:Contibutions by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      In practice, it's more of a rotational kakistodemocracy

      I find the term 'kleptocracy' most appropriate: rule by thieves.

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    21. Re:Contibutions by BWJones · · Score: 1

      If we get rid of the EC than small states will not get a say in the Presidental election which is why we have the EC.

      But.....if everyone can vote individually, then it does not matter. States should not vote. Rather people should vote. You remember, "for the people, by the people"?

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    22. Re:Contibutions by rhakka · · Score: 1

      but there is still no longer a need for the electoral college, which in practice has only been the carrot to attract smaller states to our union.

      Even if we got rid of the electoral college AND the leglislature in favor of popular vote through some method, you still have the checks and balances of the executive and judicial branches.

      the only real obstacles left for true democratic response in our system are A) our current system and B) secure electronic voting.

    23. Re:Contibutions by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      but there is still no longer a need for the electoral college, which in practice has only been the carrot to attract smaller states to our union.

      I'm not so sure I'd disagree with that. America is too diversified along geographical lines, which seems to me justifies a federal republic very well. I lived in CT for five years and now live in the Bay Area, and even though both are solidly Democratic they couldn't be more different. And they're both even more distinct from, say, the deep South. The Electoral College may seem undemocratic, but I'm not so sure that reducing state power is a good idea.

      If you really want to make presidential elections more democratic, figure out how to get the current corrupt primary system abolished. How come Iowa and NH get to decide the major candidates for the rest of us? Maybe the initial primaries should rotate among states instead. . . make the candidates pander to Alabama or Oregon for a change.

    24. Re:Contibutions by vaguelyamused · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If we end the Electoral College candidates will only campaign in the biggest states with the biggest cities and nowhere else. They would only serve those constituents and their interests, not the interests of the country as a whole. One could easily win by campaigning in New York, Texas, California and Illinois. Attempts to end the Electoral College are unwise and misguided.

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    25. Re:Contibutions by pizzaman100 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      but there is still no longer a need for the electoral college,

      It's unlikely that the electoral college will ever be changed. It would require a constitutional amendment to pass. It takes 3/4 of all the states to vote to change the constitution. The small states have no reason to vote for a change as it would decrease their representation.

    26. Re:Contibutions by rhakka · · Score: 1

      Not sure how areas being different justifies a system that doesn't represent as many people as possible, but whatever trips your trigger I guess.

    27. Re:Contibutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because we have so much campaiging in Wyoming, Montana, and North Dakota to begin with.

    28. Re:Contibutions by k_187 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      FYI, Jefferson was very much in support of direct democracy, just on a much smaller scale than even the original 13 states. Make all the people in a small area make the decisions. Which is why he was called an Anti-Federalist. Madison and the Federalists pretty much set up the system we have today. And he was afraid of mob rule, which is why we have the electoral college. So otherwise, you're spot on.

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    29. Re:Contibutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you haven't noticed the huge amount of campaigning that has happened in Iowa and now New Hampshire? You obviously don't follow politics much.

    30. Re:Contibutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Surely you remember "in order to form a more perfect union". This is a country of states. Each state has its own government, its own laws, its own taxes, etc. What you are suggesting is an overhaul to the Constitution.

    31. Re:Contibutions by ljavelin · · Score: 1

      You got it - the best example of democracy gone haywire is California. The voters in California can vote for crazy things that simply don't make sense. And sadly, they often pass, leading to things like a impossibly chaotic budget situation (like "last year we had a 30 billion dollar surplus. This year, even costs are virtually identical to last year, we have a 50 billion dollar deficit").

      Alas, even with a federal republic, it's clear that there are some major loopholes - as shown recently, the Supreme Court is now a political vehicle no matter which side you look at it from.

      However, it's clear that the electoral college system no longer addresses any real-world problems - instead, it just makes people feel even less democracy, and provides no real safety (as seen in the last election).

    32. Re:Contibutions by DAldredge · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And if pigs had wings they could fly with out the assistance of explosives. Read the Constitution and you will find that we are not a republic and the majority of the states elect the president not the majority of the people. And the interest of those in the cities is vastly different those those in less populated areas.

    33. Re:Contibutions by syates21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Kind of. Don't forget, though, that eliminating the electoral college would also presumably eliminate the "all or nothing" nature of most states' electoral votes. Sure if you won 100% of the vote in CA, TX, NY, and IL you would be in good shape, but more like the best any one candidate could hope for would be 55-60%.

    34. Re:Contibutions by MacDork · · Score: 1

      However, I would prefer to see an Internet based voting system that gets rid of the electoral college system....

      Yeah, me too! Then I can hold people at gunpoint while they vote the way I think they should. It's too darned hard to do that in public ;-P

      Seriously though, voting should be a very public event for many good reasons. Ballots should remain anonymous, paper should never be considered a 'backup', and votes should be counted immediately and publicly in the place they were cast. The ballot boxes should never be removed from public view until all the votes are tallied. It's the only way to keep it fair and trustworthy. As for the electoral college, all we have to do is split FL, CA, and NY into 6 states and the problem's solved ;-)

    35. Re:Contibutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm almost assuredly feeding a troll, but on the offchance I'm not, you should know that this campaigning is all for the primary season. You can rest assured no one's going to spend too much time in Iowa from now until the next inaugration.

    36. Re:Contibutions by pedrop357 · · Score: 1

      Why do people always say stuff like this when discussing abolishing the electoral college?

      Without the winner take all system we have now, a person would have to have 100% of populations in those states votes, unlike now, where they can win just 35% and still get credited with the whole state.

      Does anyone really believe that EVERY SINGLE person in either NY,CA,IL and TX would all vote for the same person and therefore override the votes of every other state in the country? Not a chance.

      Abolishing the winner-take-all system of electoral votes would be a great start towards election reform.

    37. Re:Contibutions by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure if you won 100% of the vote in CA, TX, NY, and IL you would be in good shape, but more like the best any one candidate could hope for would be 55-60%.

      Not true. A candidate that is willing to screw over everyone living in the less populous 40 states could easily win the vast majority of the popular vote in a few key areas. That's the main reason why we need the electoral college.

      My personal preference for improving the election system would be to require all states to split their electoral votes in the same proportion as the popular vote in that state. It's not perfect, but at least it gets rid of the "safe states" where your vote doesn't mean anything.

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    38. Re:Contibutions by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      They already do this by and large. Most states consistently vote either democrat or republican. Those states get ignored. There are a handful of swing states and that's where the politicians spend most of their money and time.

      The solution is to remove winner take all. Take that away and you have real democracy.

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    39. Re:Contibutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those in "less populated areas" (See "hicks", "rednecks", "hillbillies") are but a necessary evil.
      Until agriculture can be fully performed by a slave army of robots, we must endure their worthless church-going, beer-guzzling, tv-watching, wife-beating existence.
      Afterwards, we can kill them all and process the meat into fodder.

    40. Re:Contibutions by vaguelyamused · · Score: 1

      We don't live in a democracy, the United States was founded as a republic. The Founding Fathers rightfully feared a true democracy.

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    41. Re:Contibutions by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Bah. It's still a form of government which attempts to represent the will of the people. The electoral college does not do this. It's tyranny of the majority in every sense of the word... the majority of a state's population is used to represent the entire population, thus disregarding the will of everyone else. Yup, sounds like a great system to me!

    42. Re:Contibutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The electoral college system is so bad that state-level versions have been struck down by the Supreme Court. It's so bad that a voter in Montana has three times the voting power of one in California. It's so bad that hundreds of thousands of people can't vote because they happen to live in Washington DC. The electoral college prevents candidates from campaigning only in big cities -- but it doesn't stop them from appealing only to (say) white people, or straight people, or Christians... And realistically, it doesn't stop candidates from campaigning only in big cities, since in many states, city populations outnumber rural populations.

    43. Re:Contibutions by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Yadda Yadda Yadda. What the hell does have anything to do with what we are talking about. Sure we are a republic but we are supposed to be a representive one. When the politicians ignore the vast majority of the public and concentrate on a handful of small states it does not serve a democracy or a republic.

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    44. Re:Contibutions by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Not that the small states actually count that much when you think about it. In the last election the 7 states + DC with 3 electoral votes each could have voted any way they wanted - a couple of houndred popular votes out of 6 million cast in Florida would have canceld out anything they did.

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  6. Cut out the middleman by glinden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Amazon takes a cut of these payments. You'd be better off giving directly to the campaigns.

    1. Re:Cut out the middleman by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, the legally cannot not take money for their services, but they are donating the proceeds to Kid's Vote, so in the end, it is a good thing and an interesting social experiement.

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    2. Re:Cut out the middleman by MisanthropicProggram · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I wonder if they're going to start a fundraising division. Like, click here to donate to the "Special Olympics" or some other charity.
      And their selling point to the charities will be: We take a smaller cut than other fundraisers.

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    3. re: Cut out the middleman by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 4, Informative
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    4. Re:Cut out the middleman by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you contribute by credit card to a campaign, a piece of your contribution gets taken by Visa or Mastercard since they're obligated to charge their normal merchant fees anyway too.

    5. Re:Cut out the middleman by TopShelf · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:Cut out the middleman by asuffield · · Score: 1

      That's a little backwards.

      They legally cannot give their services away for free, so they are charging their standard fee and donating the proceeds.

  7. Oh no! Amazon link on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where's the affiliate Barnes and Noble link for those disagreeing with patents or some damn thing?

  8. Move along, folks... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    The politicians have been selling themselves since forever.

    Arguably they're just a sub-specialization of the World's Oldest Profession.

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    1. Re:Move along, folks... by vwjeff · · Score: 1

      Thank you!!!! Finally someone who understands politicians. As George Carlin once said, "If honesty was introduced into american politics, the whole system would colapse."

    2. Re:Move along, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arguably they're just a sub-specialization of the World's Oldest Profession

      Farmers? That would explain all those donations to ADM and Monsanto...

    3. Re:Move along, folks... by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      Seamstress?

      (and if you don't get it, go read Terry Pratchett's DiscWorld novels)

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    4. Re:Move along, folks... by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. It was the great politician, lovingly referred to as Mr. Sam who said it best:

      No good politician would ever take a donor's money and then feel obligated toward him in any way.

      I always get a big kick out of people here ranting on and on about how corrupt, dishonest and untrustable politicians are. Except of course, when it comes to honoring the wishes of the people sending them money. Then they are as pure, honest and trustworthy as can be.

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  9. Wait, let me get this straight.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's a president of the United States now?

    This is all too much for me to handle!

    1. Re:Wait, let me get this straight.. by netfool · · Score: 1

      Futurama Reference Lilla: Fry, one of these men will become president of the world! Fry: Who cares, I'm from the United States. Lilla: The United States is a part of the world. Fry: Whoa, I have been gone a long time.

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  10. Might want to check their privacy policy. by junkymailbox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Amazon's privacy policy
    "We release account and other personal information when we believe release is appropriate to comply with the law; enforce or apply our Conditions of Use and other agreements; or protect the rights, property, or safety of Amazon.com, our users, or others.

    1. Re:Might want to check their privacy policy. by realdpk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep. Wonder how they'll use these donations to shape their book picks.

      Then again, I wonder what they'd do if someone donated $5 to each candidate. :)

    2. Re:Might want to check their privacy policy. by Grrr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's not forget their tendency to substantially change their own rules in midstream (and not honor individuals' requests to be removed from their databases)...

      <grrr>

  11. Not quite yet by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you actually look at the candidates, most say that amazon is currently asking for permission to accept donations. Looks like they may have launched this a little too early...

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    1. Re:Not quite yet by jester42 · · Score: 1

      It'll be a cold day in hell before any one of those guys refuse to take money...

    2. Re:Not quite yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Current conditions: 25 F

      I'd say it's pretty cold .

  12. Wow...they DO check the suggestion box by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been begging them for an easy method for buying a Politician, and here we go. Corporations shouldn't be the only ones with all the fun.

    Now, I hope they get around to the second part of my suggestion: Judges.

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    1. Re:Wow...they DO check the suggestion box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While your idea is sound, I doubt we'll see One Click Lobbying once the election is through. :(

    2. Re:Wow...they DO check the suggestion box by Grrr · · Score: 5, Funny

      If only they'd accept Flooz...


      <grrr>
    3. Re:Wow...they DO check the suggestion box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was hoping for the option to buy several used politicians for a lower price

  13. Uhhh by The+Spanish+Ninja · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are there only 2 republicans running for president? Sad...
    Anyway, this is kind of cool, because it gives people a way to contribute who may not have known how, and we don't have to join anything except amazon.com. And who isn't a member of that already?

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    1. Re:Uhhh by mpost4 · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean, I would love to see Alen Keys in there. I probably still do a write in, in the primary for him.

    2. Re:Uhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you're doing a write-in, why not just go all-out? Like Helen Chenoweth, Timothy McVeigh, or Juerg Haider? Keyes seems a little hesitant to actually follow his ideals all the way through, you know?

    3. Re:Uhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh Yah!
      there should realy only be one. if any party has a person currently holding office, simply by default almost, they get the party nomination.

      So republicans are coing to back Bush. Anybody running agenst him (in the primary) is being silly.

      once all the primary elections are over each party will have only one candiate

      Dont judg me buy mi spelling (pleez)

  14. Here's Who's Ahead by MissMarvel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is interesting, sort of a capitalist's popularity contest.

    Here are the standings between the top 4 Democratic contenders:

    Dean $385 from 33 contributions for an average of $11.67 per contribution

    Clark $545 from 34 contributions for an average of $16.02 per contribution

    Kerry $964 from 27 contributions for an average of $35.70 per contribution

    Edwards $475 from 18 contributions for an average of $26.39 per contribution

    Gee, Bush doesn't have any contributions. Surprise, Surprise!

    1. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, Bush doesn't have any contributions. Surprise, Surprise!

      Bush has more in his campaign coffers than all the other candidates combined.

    2. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by mpost4 · · Score: 1

      Of coure Bush would not get in the "top 4 Democratic contenders" here why and it might be a big suprise he is a Republican. He has as much of a chance of getting in that group that Dean has of getting in the Republicans top 4, it just not going to happen

    3. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by dublisk · · Score: 5, Informative

      Gee, Bush doesn't have any contributions. Surprise, Surprise!

      If you had read the FAQ on amazon you would see:

      Why can't I contribute to the Bush or Lieberman campaigns yet?
      It's up to each campaign to decide if and when they want to participate. We have invited each of these campaigns to participate and we're hopeful that they'll come on board in the near future. Meanwhile, we have posted information about each candidate and his campaign, and we've provided a link to the candidates' campaign Web sites where you can make a contribution.

    4. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      They're not accepting donations for Bush.

      If you want a laugh, take a look at the Sharpton page.

      $20 from 4 contributions. $5 (which is the minimum alowed) per contribution.

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    5. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by Cyph · · Score: 1

      Note that you can't submit contributions to Bush via Amazon. They have a sidebar stating just exactly that.

      I, however, am impressed that Clark received more contributions than Dean. Maybe he stands a chance after all, and maybe I'll have the opportunity to actually vote for my favorite candidate. Rock on.

    6. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      bush doesn't need any more money. In any case I'm waiting for it to go up on Ebay... I wonder if I buy my contribution at $10 today can I auction it off later at $200 right before the primaries are finalized?

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    7. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      Where'd you get this info?

    8. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

      Under G.W. Bush's Amazon page:
      Amazon is actively seeking permission to accept contributions for this campaign. Until then, you may contribute using the campaign's Web site.

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    9. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by mandalayx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Libertarian guy is currently leading, which is interesting.

      Nolan

    10. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $20 from 4 contributions. $5 (which is the minimum alowed) per contribution.

      All that proves is that there are 4 people who are willing to spend $5 each on either a gag gift or to help fund a noisy spoiler. Either that, or there are actually 4 people who believe that Sharpton has a chance to win. That would be deeply scary.

    11. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I, however, am impressed that Clark received more contributions than Dean. Maybe he stands a chance after all, and maybe I'll have the opportunity to actually vote for my favorite candidate



      Clark doesn't stand a chance in the main election. When the stories come out about how he tried to start WWIII (wanting to attack the Russians in Serbia) and violated the UCMJ by committing adultery with the wives of husbands under his command, then his campaign will be over.

    12. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by shut_up_man · · Score: 1

      It would be sweet if Amazon hadn't quite tested their payment code enough and I could give George Bush -$10,000,000,000.00.

      Hell, I'd do it twice.

    13. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by whiteknight31 · · Score: 1

      The only reason Bush has so much money is that most of the people that contribute to him give him the maximum of $5,000.

    14. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What isnt surprising is that an obviously left-leaning poster wouldn't educate itself to know that W is not currently accepting donations via this site.

      Now, if your "Surprise, Surprise" was intended as a knock on the quality or popularity of the candidate based on funds raised (which it clearly was),this website seems to indicate W pretty much owns their peepees. Is that what you intended?

    15. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by whiteknight31 · · Score: 1

      Hey! You stole my idea!

    16. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WWIII, eh? That "story" already came out, and got all the attention it deserved - which explains how you missed it.

    17. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by be-fan · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's not an entirely accurate standing, because Clarck and Kerry have had the pages up since the 16th of January, and Dean and Edwards have had them up since the 22nd.

      And Bush isn't accepting donations yet, so it doesn't matter.

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    18. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      The "Money primaries" are an important benchmark of a candidate's support before the actual voting starts... every quarter the FEC releases the contributor lists and totals and whomever has the most money is presumed to have the advantage. This seems to be a real-time tracking of at least a subset of contributions...

    19. Re:Here's Who's Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      Actually, most donations to GWB and the Republican party are $50 or less, they just get donations from more people. The Democrats get far and away more maxed-out donations.

      Do some fact checking. Contributions are public, and the information is available if you care to look.

  15. Party Affiliations by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

    Lyndon LaRouche is a Democrat? Since when?

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    1. Re:Party Affiliations by The+Spanish+Ninja · · Score: 1

      They're all just Baby Communists anyway. It's the life cycle of a Nazi. Democrat-Socialist-Communist-Nazi.
      A small step on the path to total control of the ignorant masses.

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    2. Re:Party Affiliations by Tomy · · Score: 1

      That's not the only possible life cycle. The other is Republican-Nazi. An even smaller step to total control of the religous right ignorant masses.

    3. Re:Party Affiliations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The other is Republican-Nazi."

      Nazis are socialists dumbass. You can criticise republicans for many things, but saying they're like nazis just shows you are ignorant.

    4. Re:Party Affiliations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most of the Nazis started out in the German's conservative political part of the time. So it would be Republican - Gold Standarder - Nazi, or some such thing.

    5. Re:Party Affiliations by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      If you understood what facism is, you wouldn't make this statement and show the world what kind of fool you are.

      Facism is a governmental system where the state nationalizes all industry. The very idea of a Republican wanting to nationalize an industry is so hysterical as to be complete lunacy.

      however, the idea of a democrat wanting to nationalize an business is a documented fact (national health care).

      Of course, you could make the claim that the white supremacists are on the kook right, therefore republicans are closer to the racial purity nonsense of the Nazis. But you could also make the claim that democrat kooks are rabidly anti-white and are closer to the racial bigotry of the Nazis.

      So, which is more nazi-like? White supremacist movements on the kook right? or rabid anti-white put them in the concentration camps WASP haters of the kook left?

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    6. Re:Party Affiliations by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      Facism is a governmental system where the state nationalizes all industry.

      That's an oversimplification. It's also usually based on some sort of supremacy, typically racial or nationalistic, perhaps class-based. And I'm currently reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, and it's clear that Hitler opposed the Socialism part of National Socialism - support from big business leaders was very important to the rise of the party.

      So, which is more nazi-like? White supremacist movements on the kook right? or rabid anti-white put them in the concentration camps WASP haters of the kook left?

      I'm as distressed as you are that a lying racist demagogue like Sharpton is still getting attention, but I don't think he's nearly as noxious as the white supremacists, who have several hundred years of history to answer for. (Sharpton has a few ruined lives on his conscience, but not the systematic oppression of an entire ethnic group.) Prominent Republicans are still courting overt racists, like Haley Barbour taking a photo op with the CCC in Mississippi.

      Regardless, I don't think either merits comparison the the Nazis, although I consider neo-Confederates to be among the lowest grade of trash this country has to offer.

    7. Re:Party Affiliations by Sanction · · Score: 1

      Facism is a governmental system where the state nationalizes all industry.

      Funny, I thought facism was primarily the system of an authoritarian state with rabid nationalism and militarism, usually with strict controls on the media as well as personal social and economic behavior. It often includes a cozy relationship between the state and the primary religious heirarchy, as well as between the state and corporations, who are often accorded greater freedoms than individuals within facist societies. Facism also often contains anti-art and anti-intellectual elements.

      I was not aware that nationalization of industry has been a major characteristic of facism, at most some featured state mandated cartels with the freedom to run their cartel and determine profits as they pleased due to rampant cronyism and corruption. Many would favor this, as it is far simpler to be handed a place in a cartel than to have to deal with the messiness of the market. Looking at the actions of most businesses, and how much they spend on advertising vs improving their products, they don't seem to much like market competetion either.

      The religious right would be quite happy with a nice partnership with a facist government, and any industrialist wanting a monopoly without having to work for it wouldn't mind much either.

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    8. Re:Party Affiliations by Tomy · · Score: 1


      Last I heard it was rebublicans putting people in concentration camps without due process or regard to the rule of law. If I am a fool then you are an idiot. I would challenge you to a duel of wits but I would never fight an unarnmed man.

      It's "a business" and not "an business."

      The comments about white supremacy, which were never brought up, along with the comment about WASP haters just shows your true colors. So, I'm guessing either Utah, Idaho, or South Carolina?

    9. Re:Party Affiliations by Tomy · · Score: 1


      So one group takes control of business through seizing the government, and that's called socialism, and another group takes control of business through political contributions to preserve their monopoly.

      What's the fucking difference? It's god damn high school all over again. In high school the jocks and cheerleaders ruled. Then the geeks made their mark. Now you're telling me that those who contribute the most to the class president's campaign fund are the true winners?

      "The spirit of the times may alter, will alter. Our rulers will become corrupt, our people careless. A single zealot may commence persecutor, and better men be his victims. It can never be too often repeated that the time for fixing every essential right on a legal basis is while our rulers are honest and ourselves united. From the conclusion of [their] war [for independence, a nation begins] going down hill. It will not then be necessary to resort every moment to the people for support. They will be forgotten, therefore, and their rights disregarded. They will forget themselves but in the sole faculty of making money, and will never think of uniting to effect a due respect for their rights. The shackles, therefore, which shall not be knocked off at the conclusion of [that] war will remain on [them] long, will be made heavier and heavier, till [their] rights shall revive or expire in a convulsion." --Thomas Jefferson: Notes on Virginia Q.XVII, 1782. (*) ME 2:225

      Either way, you're sheep.

    10. Re:Party Affiliations by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Actually, we're treating them a lot nicer than we have to. According to the recognized rules of warfare, non-uniformed combatants in military operations can generally be shot on sight as spies.

      of course it's "a business." A very poor execution of a shoot the messenger fallacy on your part.

      Whenever someone mentions Nazi, of course they are thinking white supremacy. That's all people think of when they think of Nazi today.

      Calling the kook left WASP haters is simply a statement of fact.

      To have a battle of wits, you actually need to bring some. Better luck next time.

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  16. If They're Going to Sell Them on Amazon, by CrankyFool · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want:
    A) "Other Amazon Shoppers who contributed to Howard Dean also purchased..."
    B) One-click ordering

    1. Re:If They're Going to Sell Them on Amazon, by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about a 5-star rating while you're at it? User reviews anyone?

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    2. Re:If They're Going to Sell Them on Amazon, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Delivery aggregation is rubbish.

      I was gonna switch it on, but then I realised that no matter how many I purchased, I still only get one delivered.

      Bad Amazon. Bad!

    3. Re:If They're Going to Sell Them on Amazon, by blamanj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know you meant that as a joke, but there's certainly nothing (technically) stopping them from using that information.

      Also, they can certainly sell it in aggregate (e.g., Democrats buy Wusthof knives, Republicans buy Henkels) without violating their privacy policies, since no individual data is released about you.

      I personally am not thrilled about this kind of data collection.

    4. Re:If They're Going to Sell Them on Amazon, by hopemafia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wesley Clark got the most stars of any of them, and he only had 4.

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    5. Re:If They're Going to Sell Them on Amazon, by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Forget that - I want free shipping if I contribute over $25...

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    6. Re:If They're Going to Sell Them on Amazon, by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1

      C) I want to put Wesley Clark in my shopping cart so I can buy him, his book, and a Doors CD at the same time.

    7. Re:If They're Going to Sell Them on Amazon, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When exactly did he say anything explicit? Whether or not you think it's a bad thing for him to get excitied at a rally, he certainly didn't say anything that would get him censored on national tv, as the ad nauseum commentary about the issue has shown.

  17. But it used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll just wait a while and then click on the "Buy It Used" button.

    1. Re:But it used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking about buying one, but then I read that they have no guarantee and that the return policy is to accept no returns.

    2. Re:But it used by TitusC3v5 · · Score: 1

      I'll just wait a while and then click on the "Buy It Used" button.

      Last time I checked, Bush was still in office, so you will have to wait awhile, it seems. :-)

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  18. check thre ref before you spend by joew · · Score: 1

    If you want to use this give money to some one other then bush you may want to check out the referral in the Url.

    ref=gw_pres_cand

    does this mean Slashdot was just trolled by the GOP ?

    1. Re:check thre ref before you spend by hendridm · · Score: 1, Informative

      Heh, I saw that too, but if you click on the "Presidential Candidates" link from the main page, you get the "ref=gw_pres_cand" in the URL too.

    2. Re:check thre ref before you spend by joe_bruin · · Score: 2, Troll

      i believe michael has been trolled

      the link posted adds a refer that contributes a small portion of your money to george w bush as part of the amazon refer program (notice ref="gw_pres_cand").

      http://www.amazon.com/gp/misc/flag.html/ref=gw_p re s_cand

      the proper link
      http://www.amazon.com/gp/misc/flag.html

    3. Re:check thre ref before you spend by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Informative
      Don't you think that if "ref=" refered to an affiliate (which it doesn't, that's not how affiliate URLs work), it'd be "ref=gwb_pres_cand"?

      In fact, the link on the front page redirects to another page which redirects to the URL in the Slashdot link (ie with gw_pres_cand) with the usual big long session string on the end. I'm guessing gw means "gateway" or some other internal code, and the idea is Amazon are tracing who went through what to get there.

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    4. Re:check thre ref before you spend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will need to wait about a year, we expect that Bush might be awailable. As you can see, you can not buy him yet - some asshole still owns him. But the rest are brand new - non used, for affortable price. I would recoment any of them.

      Yours Bezos

      Ps: no waranty warranty, no acceptance of returns.

  19. Dean by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 5, Funny
    From their page on Howard Dean:

    Current Job: Former governor of Vermont
    Prior Job(s): Vermont state representative, Vermont lieutenant governor, medical doctor

    How is "former governor" a current job? Given that he is no longer governor, wouldn't it make more sense to list governor as a prior job?
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    1. Re:Dean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They left off killing babies from "Prior Job(s)."

    2. Re:Dean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know that Dean served in Vietnam.

    3. Re:Dean by nnnneedles · · Score: 4, Funny

      Current Job: Unemployed

      Yeah, that would look really good..

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    4. Re:Dean by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, but what if he's getting payed to be the former governor of Vermont?

      KFG

    5. Re:Dean by Kylow · · Score: 1

      No wonder that guy keeps bitching about "Where are the jobs?"

    6. Re:Dean by greysky · · Score: 0
      Yeah, that would look really good..


      ANYTHING looks better than his "I have a scream" speech from earlier this week...

    7. Re:Dean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh; he can join the damn club then, IMO...

    8. Re:Dean by Gwyn_232 · · Score: 1

      That's what "Author" means.

      Or they could use "Currently between offices".

  20. some independants missing.... by Polybius · · Score: 1

    They clearly overlooked Mickey Mouse.

    1. Re:some independants missing.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no George Bush is at the top, on the right. Go check again.

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    2. Re:some independants missing.... by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      And Kevin Mitnick; He has a chance the way the electronic voting machines are being put in place.

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  21. Lucian Wojciechowski by Sparky77 · · Score: 1

    Make your donations and cast your vote for Lucian Wojciechowski! As president/patrolman/carpenter/realtor he'll rebuild Iraq, sell the unused land, and keep an eye out for skateborders.

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    1. Re:Lucian Wojciechowski by petabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      I couldn't do that to my (not yet existing) children. I mean what would they think?

      "Dad, I got a B on my History exam because I couldn't spell President Wojciechowski. How could you vote for him!?!"
      "Son, I'm so sorry ..." *tear*

  22. Umm.... by aussersterne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All I see is Libertarian, Republican and Democrat. Where are the other parties? Green? Socialist Workers? Communist? Or any of those lesser-known parties on the right that I'm not familiar with but know are there because of their stench?

    It seems a shame to create a potentially "democratic" contribution system like this wherein all the candidates appear side by side, yet return in the end to the flawed two-party (or at most three-party) set of limited choices...

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    1. Re:Umm.... by EmCeeHawking · · Score: 1

      Where are the other parties?

      Green?


      In parents' basement, masturbating to pin-up posters of Noam Chomsky, unemployed; no money to donate, and mom won't lend any until the trash is taken out.

      Socialist Workers?

      On strike, picketing their employer because $25/hour isn't enough compensation for putting food items into a bag; no money to donate, and bank won't lend any because it's a racist, misogynistic good ol' boy's club who won't help anybody but The Man himself.

      Communist?

      Smoking a pipe in his Harvard office, thinking up lies and propaganda to print in the next New York Times op-ed. Has plenty of money to donate, but doesn't want to be seen by his other wealthy colleagues as a moneyed bourgoise.

    2. Re:Umm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon is listing each candidate that has properly filed with the federal government and has raised over $5000 so far. They can't help it if everybody's favorite commie can't raise money.

    3. Re:Umm.... by cjhuitt · · Score: 1
      All I see is Libertarian, Republican and Democrat. Where are the other parties? Green? Socialist Workers? Communist?

      Well, I did see one Independant, but if you check their FAQ, they answer this:

      How does Amazon select candidates for listing?

      Candidates eligible for listing are those that have lawfully established and maintained a campaign committee with the Federal Election Commission (candidates can receive contributions only through such committees) and who, according to the FEC's monthly report, have raised/spent in excess of $5,000.
    4. Re:Umm.... by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Um, the Communist Party USA quit running presidential candidates about ten years ago. They now instruct their members to vote the Democratic ticket.

      This is not a joke. You can look it up.

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    5. Re:Umm.... by miniver · · Score: 1
      Um, the Communist Party USA quit running presidential candidates about ten years ago. They now instruct their members to vote the Democratic ticket.

      This is not a joke. You can look it up.

      I did, and they do. Not in so many words, but read it for yourself.

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    6. Re:Umm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By any chance, is your trusted news source Fox News?

  23. And the auction continues.. by OpenBSDer · · Score: 1

    This is not a democracy, it's an auction. May the highest bidder win. The anticipated 170 million should buy W back into the seat.

    1. Re:And the auction continues.. by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1
      What's your solution to the problem of the voting public being swayed into voting for whoever spends the most money and gets the most face time on television?

      It's easy to criticize the system or the people running it. It's a lot harder to actually help to solve the problems. The Democrats seem to have shifted from being a party with ideals and thoughts of their own to being the party of nay-sayers. Of course, this will get modded down. But I have karma to burn and I'd like you to think about how you can help to change the status quo instead of just whining about it. You've spent 30 seconds making a snide post to Slashdot - can you commit any more time, thought, or action to your cause?

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    2. Re:And the auction continues.. by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Well, you might start by stopping spreading that myth around. Do a little research and you'll find that total money spent on a campaign, past a certain minimum amount to get the candidate name and message recognition has a minimal effect on who gets elected.

      I'll get you started. Gray Davis beat Tom Mclintock even though McClintok outspent him about three to one.

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    3. Re:And the auction continues.. by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 0, Troll
      Well, I didn't actually make the statement that the person who spends the most money is going to win the election [if you would read my fucking post]. The point I was making is that it's easy to sit at your computer and whine about how the system works [I chose not to contest his statement that Bush will win the election purely because he has the most money.] then to actually help to do something about it. Furthermore, there are plenty of elections where the candidate with the most money won so your single example is not going to prove your argument.

      Don't fucking tell me to do research when I did not endorse what the person I was responding to was saying you fucking idiot.

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    4. Re:And the auction continues.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you fucking idiot.

      You can't say "fucking" on the internet. It's not Christian. Now how about you shit me a sandwich for dinner you worthless fuck.

    5. Re:And the auction continues.. by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      From your post (which I did read).

      - What's your solution to the problem of the voting public being swayed into voting for whoever spends the most money and gets the most face time on television?-

      Your profanity aside, the statement clearly implies your belief that money spent dictates who wins elections. If you meant otherwise, learn to write. (Hint: Profanity does NOT make you sound intelligent or passionate, but rather, crude, classless, tasteless and uneducated.)

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    6. Re:And the auction continues.. by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1
      "the statement clearly implies your belief that money spent dictates who wins elections."
      No it doesn't. It clearly implies that I was agreeing with that point for the sake of my post. It doesn't prove "belief" in the statement. My larger point was in regards to someone actually doing something if they have a problem with the status quo.

      It implies that in the context of my post, I was agreeing that the parent was correct but you are assuming that translates into an actual belief beyond the scope of a single post. This is false. I know this is hard for you to understand but it is the case. Are you aware that sometimes, in discussion, you may allow a person to make a statement you don't actually agree with and just roll with it in order to make a much more important point? [You may answer this question.]

      "Hint: Profanity does NOT make you sound intelligent or passionate, but rather, crude, classless, tasteless and uneducated."
      You think I care about how I sound to you? Or anyone else on Slashdot? Slashdot is a means of entertainment. I don't come here for anything other than to be amused. You mean nothing to me and your opinion of me also means nothing to me. To that end, I will not be replying to you again. I sincerely hope you can understand how in an argument, one will give up on arguing one point in order to make a larger one.
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  24. Sick commentary on politics ? by EmCeeHawking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clue to aldheorte: Campaign contributions have been a part of the democratic process for about as long as democracy has been around.

    I don't see how Amazon facilitating a higher-efficiency method of contributing somehow changes a standard adjunct of democracy into something that is "sick".

    1. Re:Sick commentary on politics ? by kenjib · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difference is symbollic. This gives the appearance of crass commercialization of politics, whether or not helping to enable more people to donate smaller amounts actually supports that. The clear subtext here is that politics is now a sub-category of capitalism and candidates are up for sale in an online shopping mall. The ever implicit connection through history is now made explicit.

  25. Why Bother? by freidog · · Score: 1

    I mean, Senators seem to be much Cheaper these days.
    I'd take 2 or 3 of those over a President any day....

  26. Al Hamburg by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 1

    I would love to see Al Hamburg in a debate. I bet he's funnier than Ross Perot.

    1. Re:Al Hamburg by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      Check out the photo of him on this site:

      http://shock-awe.info/archive/000648.php

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  27. Ratings? by jdunlevy · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, no option to "RATE THIS CANDIDATE"? No Customer Reviews? No "6 people recommended Howard Dean instead of Dennis J. Kucinich"? No "1 person recommended Lyndon H. LaRouche Jr. in addition to Howard Dean"? ...

    1. Re:Ratings? by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      Wonder why we don't see a Slashdot poll for "Presidential Candidates".

      Just hope they leave off "Cowboy Neal" on this one.

    2. Re:Ratings? by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

      George W. Bush:

      0 of 2,912,790 Florida voters found this candidate helpful.

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    3. Re:Ratings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to buy one used Hilary Clinton, please. Hmmm.

    4. Re:Ratings? by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      Damn, even his brother who is the govoner of FL thinks he is useless.

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    5. Re:Ratings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mel Martinez was the co-chair in Bush's Florida campaign. He's now running for US Senate. We should have many questions for him.

  28. Not As Bad As It Seems by thedbp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, it seems really cheesy and horrible to be able to "purchase" your candidate online, but at the same time, it give equal screen space to people like Dubya, Sharpton, and... holy cow, who is this?

    Al Hamburg?

    Divroced with 9 kids. Self educated ... by reading. This guy's got MY dollar AND my vote! God bless the democratic process!

    1. Re:Not As Bad As It Seems by lkaos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Holy crap. Check out these quotes from him:

      "White people are the victims when Affirmative action programs Hire those For race reasons only. White people Have no place to run to when illegals take over USA"

      "The Jews promoted the WAR on Iraq. The Jews are the only ones plus Halliburton Dick Cheney's Co that profited from the War in Iraq."

      "AIDS has spread because of stupid Catholic and right wing Nuts being allowed to much say about what causes AIDS"

      All via Project Vote Smart. While I'm all about supporting the little guy, I'd be careful about what you're saying giving him your money...

      Where's the uneducated under-dog who isn't a racist and bigot?

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    2. Re:Not As Bad As It Seems by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      "Albert "Al" Hamburg (Democrat, Wyoming)

      Perennial candidate Al Hamburg has lost 14 consecutive bids for President and for Governor, US Senate and Congress. He proudly describes himself as the "Very Independent UNPOPULAR Candidate" -- unpopular, he explains, because the special interests and bureaucrats hate him (well, that ... and maybe also because of the Nazi helmet he's wearing in his photo). A house painter by trade, Hamburg spent nearly twenty years in the Army -- serving in the Korean and Vietnam Wars. He has run for state office repeatedly -- at various times -- as a Democrat, an Independent, and as a member of the now-defunct New Alliance Party. Claiming to be a homeless veteran, Hamburg suddenly popped-up in Nebraska in 2000 -- claimed that state as his new residency -- and filed as a candidate there for US Senator in the Democratic primary. Hamburg is now back in Wyoming and running for President in 2004. He filed FEC paperwork for the race in July 2001."

      Check out the photo:
      http://shock-awe.info/archive/000648.php

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    3. Re:Not As Bad As It Seems by thedbp · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to support the little guy, silly goose. I was pointing out just how farcical this whole process is. I mean with quotes like

      I support sterilization Laws to enforce it against - Dopers - Drunks - Retards and Illegal Aliens

      and he's on the same page with Dubya, who's only a little bit less of a clown , and it really shows just how pathetic our choices are, how meaningless the position is, and how badly we're all being mislead while someone else is running off with the money.

  29. I like this by Cranky_92109 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Be as cynical as you like, we all know it takes money to run for any public office. Amazon has put up a page with all the candidates, many of which I have never heard of, and it has a little biography and overview of their politics. From there you can donate a small amount of cash, $200 or less.

    Maybe this will help educate some people on the lesser known candidates and help even the playing field a tiny bit for those candidates who don't have a lot of cash.

    1. Re:I like this by BJH · · Score: 1

      Most definitely not all the candidates. They're missing people like Muadin (who among other things supports the creation of "a planetary e-democratic federal government, The Terran Federation of Earth"), Jack Grimes (the Leader and Director of the United Fascist Union - see him posing in a bad wig with his wife? girlfriend? MOTHER???), and innumerable others.

      Check out a far more complete list at Politics 1.

  30. How about a reversal? by goingincirclez · · Score: 1
    If they really want to make a sick commentary and make a killing... they should let the average citizen sign up and sell their votes.

    You could categorize citizens by profession, perceived clout, public esteem, thugability, mindshare... and Joe Sleeze^H^H^H^H^H^politician would simplly just purchase an entire class or subset of society to back his personal agenda!

    Myself, classified as the Thorouglhy Mindfugged But Zealously Insane... I figure my own vote should be worth enough to elimate any moral qualms I'd otherwise have...

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    "The slave thinks he is released from bondage, only to find a stronger set of chains" - NIN
    1. Re:How about a reversal? by EmCeeHawking · · Score: 1

      they should let the average citizen sign up and sell their votes

      Selling, buying, or arbitraging votes in a federal election is a VERY VERY serious crime, for which Amazon could be taken to the cleaners if they were to implement your ridiculous idea.

      More background on election fraud can be found here.

    2. Re:How about a reversal? by Caseyscrib · · Score: 1

      They had something like this in 2000. It was shut down. See this article.

  31. i'm sure by relrelrel · · Score: 1

    the US is about ready to sell bush to the highest bidder.

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    1. Re:i'm sure by TaGirl_Keri · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry Sir, This item has been sold already. It was bought in 2000.

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    2. Re:i'm sure by geekoid · · Score: 1

      we'll give ya 50 bucks to take him...

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    3. Re:i'm sure by murphyslawyer · · Score: 2, Funny
      • The US is about ready to sell bush to the highest bidder.

      Ironically, this statement is equally true no matter how you interpret the phrase "sell bush", especially since we're discussing whoring out politicians.

      Of course, the easy thing to do here would be just to make a comment about someone's mother, and be done with it.

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    4. Re:i'm sure by be-fan · · Score: 1

      The US is getting involved in the international prostitution racket? Nifty...

      Oh, you mean capital 'b'!

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    5. Re:i'm sure by relrelrel · · Score: 1

      I don't believe bush is worthy of me capitalising his name.

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  32. It is serious. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1
    At first, I thought it would be a joke, like edavis.org which made it like Davis was selling property, contracts, and laws of California to the highest bidder. It was funny, especially when they tried to get it taken down.


    Maybe Bush bush auctioned off our e-mail boxes when he took payoffs to sign the I-CAN-SPAM act.

  33. Sound? by blackmonday · · Score: 1

    It would be cooler if I could hear the "I have a scream" AAIIIIEEEEEHHH every time I gave Howard Dean a buck! I'd be there all day! Are you listening Howard?

  34. More info on info transferred by Rescate · · Score: 3, Informative

    From the FAQ:

    Will Amazon.com transfer information about me?
    As required by law, Amazon.com will transfer to the campaign(s) to which you contribute your name and address (your credit card billing address) and the date and amount of your contribution.

    For campaigns that may accept federal matching funds, Amazon.com will also send the type of credit card you use (e.g., Visa) and the last four digits of your credit card number.

    The campaigns then will send a report including this information about you and about other contributors, no matter by what means (e.g., by mail or telephone) they contributed, to the Federal Election Commission ("FEC"). The FEC eventually publishes each contributor's name and address, the campaign supported, and the dates and amounts of the contribution, but not any credit card information.

    For further information, see the privacy policies posted on the campaigns' web sites.

  35. Delivery sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you buy all of them, you still only get one delivered.

    Not what I'd call value for money...

  36. That's right, *you* can be a lobiest... by hardaker · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... for Amazon.

    These guys are smart, you have to admit. They've convienced you, the nice citizen, to pony up some dough and help fund a senator. You know the next thing they're going to do is go to the senator and say "See how much money we raised for you? See how nice we've been to you? Now... Let's talk about patents for a moment..."

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    1. Re:That's right, *you* can be a lobiest... by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Then, why don't you start a PAC to express your views and influence the politicians in the direction you want them to go.

      PACs are a legitimate expression of the desires of like-minded people in influencing elected officials. Jefferson called them factions and considered them part of a healthy representative government, since they gave like-minded people voice and influence in government.

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  37. Last time I checked it's spelled "Politicians" by (1337)+God · · Score: 0

    But what do I know, I'm just a Linux coder.

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    1. Re:Last time I checked it's spelled "Politicians" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and an admittedly gay one at that.

  38. Duh! by toupsie · · Score: 5, Insightful
    All I see is Libertarian, Republican and Democrat. Where are the other parties? Green? Socialist Workers? Communist?

    You have got to be kidding! Greens, Socialist Workers and Communist are ANTI-CAPITALISTS! Signing up with the biggest online capitalist tool would be make them look silly and go completely against their political beliefs.

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    1. Re:Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have got to be kidding! Greens, Socialist Workers and Communist are ANTI-CAPITALISTS! Signing up with the biggest online capitalist tool would be make them look silly and go completely against their political beliefs.

      Maybe they could get a donation spot on gnu.org then.

    2. Re:Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they could get a donation spot on gnu.org then.

      Except the gnu project has some crazy ideas about Freedom.

    3. Re:Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ok, I can see the Socialist Workers and Communists being justly defined as anti-capitalist, but the Greens are a different creature. Because they are considered being on the "left" of the political spectrum doesn't imply they're commies, that's either a bad assumption or just plain ignorance. Take a look at the Greens platform, and hit up the Economics section (www.gp.org).

    4. Re:Duh! by E-Rock · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's because they advocate a command economy, just like socialism and communism.

  39. stars for sellers? by ArgumentBoy · · Score: 1

    I was sorta interested until I noticed that none of the candidates have stars for seller ratings, like ebay provides. Without those ratings, I'd just feel like I was buying a pig in a poke.

  40. If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad there isn't an "Add to Cartel" button. ;)

  41. Mmm...shopping instructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Select George W Bush...
    Add to cart....
    Select quantity 1....THIS IS IMPORTANT
    Proceed to check out...

    "The president of the U.S. will arrive in a box at your doorstep in 7-14 days"...

    laugh furiously...

    For extra bonus, make sure you live in Greenland or Siberia. K thnx.

  42. Politi-whats? by Speare · · Score: 1

    The title as I type this is "Politicans For Sale... On Amazon" [sic].

    I wrote an RSS-to-festival script in Perl a while back. Just now I heard it read "Politi cans..." from the next room.

    You know it's pretty bad when you can find typos on Slashdot, and you're not even looking!

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  43. yeah, the Republcan policies of the last few years by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    have been to actively discourage people to vote, taking money from large donors in direct exchange for policy while asserting federal government preminence over the people and the states. Sounds like mass-market fascism to me - flag waving for the people, policies for big business, and control for bureaucrats. How does this differ from your definition of Democrats? (let alone how it shows any less contempt for the people than you claim of Democrats)?

    This isn't your grandparents' Republican party - unless your grandparents cloned a leader from Nixon and Mussolini's (taking only their "best" aspects) and put him in charge. At best the Republicans are selling what the Democrats have been - IMO they're selling something significantly worse.

  44. Democracy != Money by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

    The reason that some might find this sick is that money should probably not have anywhere near the effect on elections as it currently does.

    A group or individual that contributed a greater amount of money to a campaign tends to be favored over those who may have voted for a given canidate, but did not actually throw any money into the campaign.

    It basically puts a spotlight on how politicians prostitute out thier influence for cash and encourages that sort of behaviour.

    END COMMUNICATION

    1. Re:Democracy != Money by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Here's a fun research project for you. Find the number of candidates in the last five years who were defeated by individuals spending LESS money.

      Be prepared to be surprised at the results.

      You'll find that past a certain level of money required to get the candidate's message out, the amount of money spent on a campaign has little effect on the final outcome.

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  45. Have they asked? by Dante333 · · Score: 1

    Have those other parties asked to have thier canidates listed? Or is it possible that the anti-capitalist/corporate nature of those parties have precluded them from wanting to be associated with Amazon.com?
    Of course you could be right, Amazon.com may not want to include parties that think Amazon.com and other corporations kind are evil and should be penalized out of existance or worse yet into government control. God forbid that you be forced to buy a bat for the guy that wants to beat the $h!t out of you.

  46. Free super saver shipping by llzackll · · Score: 1

    On all contributions over $25

  47. It should be tax deductable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    We should be able to deduct 3X the contribution, up to $100 from the top the 1040. This should be deductable for any candidate nominated by a legal party (or who gets > 5% of the vote) for any federal, state or county office.

    When this happens, politicians will be responsible to the middle class. Right now, special interests
    and the wealthy purchase candidates. We need
    to make it so that the middle class controls the
    candidates instead.

    Another thing that would make a more competitive
    and hence more responsive congress is to make it so that you can't keep your money between eletctions.
    These clowns pile up millions of "dont fuck with me" money and face token opposition in elections.
    Elections are for a reason, politicians should have to make a new case every time they run.

    A lot of people will give $25 to their favorite
    candidate because it will mean a $75 deduction
    from their gross income, regardless of their itemized deductions. Everyone who pays taxes
    could take advantage of it.

  48. One Click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no... bring One Click to campaign finance. When will we see political fundraising patented, with whichever party Amazon's CEO likes least sued out of existance?

    Possibly the Green party has a chance, after all...

    1. Re:One Click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, the CEO of Amazon will run for president *himself* - suing everyone else out of the race.

  49. this doesn't apply in CA by theMerovingian · · Score: 1

    To support their candidates, you just buy their respective movies (porn or otherwise).

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  50. unfortunately, yes... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    He's been Democratic for awhile - longer than he spent scamming elderly women with credit card donations, but not as long as he's been a raving loon. He makes Kucinich look both sane and moderate.
    (he may in fact have some good ideas but I still can't get over either his credit card scam or being told by LaRouche campaign people how the proof of cold fusion was being systematically hidden by scientists and politicians.)

    1. Re:unfortunately, yes... by welshsocialist · · Score: 1

      LaRouche calls himself a "Democrat" but has been disowned by the Democratic National Committee (DNC) due to his views, sorta like how David Duke has been disowned by the Republicans. In 2000, he won 22% in the Arkansas Democratic primary, enough to win delgates. He did not get any. Later he sued the DNC, and lost.

      I did some reading on LaRouche a few years back. He started in the far-left and over the years drifted into the far-right. Larouche is also a big beliver in conspiracies.

      Read more here.

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    2. Re:unfortunately, yes... by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      Around 20 years ago, there was a party in Germany called the EAP (Europaeisches Arbeiter Partei = European Workers Party) whose leader was LaRouche's wife. Their political platform was pretty xenophobic. That phase of LaRouche's plan for world domination came to an end when he was given a long sentence for tax evasion.

      Without having looked at those tax-evasion charges in any detail, they did appear rather politically motivated - giving credence to his conspiracy theories. On the other hand, it probably could not have happened to a nicer man.

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  51. great by gotem · · Score: 0

    now they will patent presidents

  52. or not... by joe_bruin · · Score: 1

    nevermind...
    the poster above me was correct. you may safely ignore my post.

  53. And the burning question is... by Arcanix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can you get your money back if the candidate turns out to be defective?

  54. (1337) God beat you to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad someone else already pointed it out many minutes before you did - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=94052&cid=8071 098

  55. Free Delivery? by 1HandClapping · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If I donate more than $25 do I get Free Delivery?

  56. Just to clear something up. by The+Spanish+Ninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before everyone goes off about democracy this and that, one thing should be made clear. The United States of America is not - I repeat, NOT - a Democratic nation. It is a Constitutional Republic. There is a small but significant difference.

    Also, our econimic system - for those of you who don't know - is commonly known as Capitolism. Such is the nature of a capitolist economy that the government, in order to function effectively, must operate as a business. They offer services - courts, police, etc. - and we pay for those services with our taxes.

    Now, running for president is not a government service, therefore the money must come from somewhere. Thus, camapign contributions. After all, it would be kind of hard to organize a Bake Sale large enough to support this kind of operation, wouldn't it?

    Of course, there are those who would love to see this system collapse and a new take its place. They are known by a variety of names and methods - Communists, Socialists, some Democrats (Not all, just the worst, like this Dean guy), and in general, idiots. In some places, they have already managed to gain some power. Like Oregon. Or New York. If this trend continues, we will all end up where Russia is now, and where China, France, and Australia will be before long. Poverty stricken fools, deluded by the promise of so-called "true equality" and condemned to a life of servitude to the very entity created to serve us - the government.

    Now, I believe in equality, but in ctual equality, which is that everyone has the same chance to succeed, not this crap they are trying to feed you, which is that no one should be rich and successful, and any who become so are the tools of an evil empire bent on keeping the average man down. I know I'll probably be called a troll or something for all this, and if that is the case, so be it. But the rest of you have a choice. You can either beome a pawn of those who would truly seek to rule over you completely, or you can be thankful that the founding fathers of this great nation had the incredible foresight to put into effect a system that is admittedly not perfect, but something much more important than that. It's free.

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    1. Re:Just to clear something up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well glad to see someone point out the obvious that the U.S.A. is NOT a democracy.

      I'm not sure if you meant the funny spelling mistake "Capitolism" to point out the obvious that the U.S.A. isn NOT a Capitalist country anymore. The proper term for what the it is, is Mercantilism. The use by large groups/companies of the government to create and maintain monopolies. It is what the United States of America fought against in 1776.

      Ironic that it is now what the U.S.A. has become.

      So your misstype of Capitolism (perhaps where control originates from the Capitol) may be far closer to the mark then intented. Heck you may have just invented a new "*ism" ;-)

      Sounds like you might be Libertarian
      (try www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html)
      would (in your words) "would like to see this system collapse" but without another system taking its place.

      After all highly oraganized crime (government) is still highly organized crime .. no matter what you call it.

    2. Re:Just to clear something up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back when they used to teach a few facts in the high schools, students were told that the Americans were revolting against taxation without representation. Next you'll be claiming they were fighting for universal health care or to legalize abortion.

    3. Re:Just to clear something up. by The+Spanish+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Much to my chagrin, I didn't intend my mispelling, but when you point it out, it is rather amusing. I don't know when this switch to mercantilism happened, and I never heard about it, but I don't like it. If you've ever read the second edition Shadowrun base book, it looks to me like that's what we're heading for. Corporations staffing private armies to protect their interests. The RIAA is at it already.

      I looked at that info on the Libertarian party. The quiz put me somewhere between centralist and left-liberal. It looks good on paper, or in this case, my screen, but unfortunately it seems another of those styles that fails in application. Too many people just don't care enough, and don't want to be bothered with things like personal responsibility.

      It does seem more and more like the mafia is running the show, doesn't it? I think, much as it pains me to admit it, I am above all things an idealist. I have a firm idea of what I would like to see the world become, and it's never going to happen. Oh well. At some point all of this has to collapse. Either Chaos Theory or Natural Selection - or both - will kick in at some point and everything will fall. Nothing to do but wait, really.

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    4. Re:Just to clear something up. by starm_ · · Score: 1

      I am all for capitalism, I think it is the only system that can really work. It is proven by mathematics and economics. It mimics evolution, it makes the strong and hard worker survive, which makes the whole country function better.

      There are some limits though. Often the rich people are rich because they were born rich or in an advantageous setting, not because they were intelligent, hard working or creative.

      Having social programs, free health care etc is good for the country in all ways possible. Even the most money driven corporations make their employee receive part of their salary in health insurance and other programs similar to what a socialist government would give. They do that because they know that having healthy and content employees makes the company more productive. They are not just trying to be nice. If you look at a country as a financially responsible entity it only makes sense that it provides these services to its people in order to make an efficient country. And not only does it stimulate the economy, it makes the population generally happier. Killing two bird with one stone! If you don't do that, you get all the costs of a sick unhappy population. A unhappy population stimulates crimes, drugs and inefficiency.

      Here in Canada, our economy is so strong that it is able to pay health care for every citizen dispite the fact that it is much more costly to live in our climate. Food only grows for 4 months of the year here and we have to spend enormous amounts of money for heating in the winter. We also feel we have much more freedom than in the United-States. Our government is not continually controlling us or passing crazy laws by spreading fear of continuous war against terrorism. (not unlike Big Brother of 1984 I might add).

    5. Re:Just to clear something up. by be-fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, our econimic system - for those of you who don't know - is commonly known as Capitolism.
      ---
      Its even *more* commonly known as capitalism. Beyond that, the United States preaches capitalism, but does not practice it. If it did, we would not have so many protectionist laws fouling up our legal books. A Republican president, someone who in theory believes in allowing the free market to do its work, recently passed (and later had to retract) a tarrif on steel! That goes against the recommendations of a majority of economists. They continue to favor subsidizing farmers, because although subsidies are uncapitalistic, they secure crucial votes in the Midwest.

      Such is the nature of a capitolist economy that the government, in order to function effectively, must operate as a business.
      ---
      Actually, capitalist economic theory says nothing about government functioning as a business.

      They offer services - courts, police, etc. - and we pay for those services with our taxes.
      ---
      The situation is nothing like that. Transactions between (competitive) businesses and the people are efficient. Transactions between the government and the people are closer to transactions between people and a monopoly --- they are inefficient in that they create a deadweight loss. FYI: "Efficient" has a very specific definition in economic theory, so do not look at the word in the traditional "government is inefficient" sense but in terms of the precise economic definition.

      They are known by a variety of names and methods - Communists, Socialists, some Democrats (Not all, just the worst, like this Dean guy)
      ---
      I propose a corollary to Godwin's rule. The first person to compare liberalism with communism in general automatically loses. Substantiate your arguments, don't use peoples' irrational reaction to communism as a crutch for fuzzy thinking. Plus, capitalism, as an economic theory, is somewhat orthogonal to socialism, as a social theory. Modern capitalism specifies how markets should be organized. It acknowledges the existence of a government that must tax its citizens, because a limited number of goods, such as defense and a clean environment, are produced in inefficient numbers in a purely free-market system. Capitalism says nothing about how government should spend the money that the free market creates. Indeed, most economists agree that the distribution of income in the United States today is far too inequitable, which suggest a policy favoring greater redistribution.

      and in general, idiots.
      ---
      Like people who cannot spell "capitalism" and don't even understand the economic system they espouse?

      we will all end up where...France, and Australia will be before long.
      ---
      You mean in a country that makes a reasonable compromise between absolute economic performance and reasonable social services? Your arguments against socialism would be more compelling if the healthcare system in the United States, and social services in general, was not so horridly unsatisfactory.

      Now, I believe in equality, but in [a]ctual equality, which is that everyone has the same chance to succeed
      ---
      In the United States, everyone does not have the same chance to succeed. One's odds of succeeding go up exponentially with the amount of money one's parents have. Let's use some actual capitalistic theory here. Production is a function of the amount of capital you have. The function is exponential, which means that the more capital you start with, the faster you can grow your capital. This suggests that if two people start with unequal amounts of capital (ie: rich parents vs poor parents), and are given an equal chance to succeed, then not only will this gap remain, but grow exponentially larger. This precisely describes what is happening in the world today --- both the rich and the poor are getting richer, but the gap between them is growing. You make the mistake of assuming that people start out at the same level. They do not. If you have two equally good runners, and give one of them

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    6. Re:Just to clear something up. by forkboy · · Score: 1

      You'll never hear a poor person espousing the greatness of capitalism. Your parent posted is obviously the "I've got mine, so fuck the rest of you" type, so of course he fears any change where someone else might benefit a little instead of him.

      I bet you $10 that if this guy lost his job, his money, and his health insurance, he'd be voting Democrat this election. It was nice to see someone with a firm grasp of the political issues put him in his place.

      There are far too many self-absorbed, selfish, xenphobic, misinformed fools these days. Lets hope they forget to head to the polls this year.

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    7. Re:Just to clear something up. by crimson30 · · Score: 1

      "I bet you $10 that if this guy lost his job, his money, and his health insurance, he'd be voting Democrat this election."

      To switch your vote to meet your financial situation would clearly show a lack of principles. In this case, switching your vote to Democrat would be quite appropriate.

    8. Re:Just to clear something up. by forkboy · · Score: 1

      Nice jab at Democrats, but I'd say the current administration shows a distinct lack of principles on an even greater scale.

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  57. Sounds + Movies by lindner · · Score: 1

    Maybe Amazon will start selling all the 'Yeah' speech remixes.

    Then Amazon could link to other stuff too. Dean had a bit role in the K Street TV series. Sadly IMDB removed the link between Dean and a Ninja movie.

  58. What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why giving up your money? The one that gets the majority of the votes is not the one who gets elected anyway....

  59. Or I could read the Faq by Dante333 · · Score: 1

    How does Amazon select candidates for listing?

    Candidates eligible for listing are those that have lawfully established and maintained a campaign committee with the Federal Election Commission (candidates can receive contributions only through such committees) and who, according to the FEC's monthly report, have raised/spent in excess of $5,000.

  60. FAQ: Is Amazon.com getting paid to do this? by Beolach · · Score: 4, Informative
    Is Amazon.com getting paid to do this?
    U.S. federal law prohibits us from donating services to any or all presidential campaigns, so we are charging the campaigns our usual and normal Amazon.com Payments fee.
    On a less capitalistic note, the answer continues:
    We've also decided that we'll eventually contribute the aggregate amount we're paid in fees to Kids Voting USA, a nonprofit, nonpartisan, national organization that works with schools and communities to enhance civics education and provide youth an authentic voting experience.
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    1. Re:FAQ: Is Amazon.com getting paid to do this? by Beolach · · Score: 1

      There's a lot more interesting stuff in the FAQs. You might want to read them before you decide to donate.

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    2. Re:FAQ: Is Amazon.com getting paid to do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've also decided that we'll eventually contribute the aggregate amount we're paid in fees to Kids Voting USA, a nonprofit, nonpartisan, national organization that works with schools and communities to enhance civics education and provide youth an authentic voting experience.

      Of course, this donation will be tax deductible for Amazon.com, so yes, they are making money, albeit indirectly.

    3. Re:FAQ: Is Amazon.com getting paid to do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  61. Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the... why is Howard Dean in my Gold Box???

  62. Well then... by TechnologyX · · Score: 1

    I think I'll contribute my $5 to George Bush next time I One-Click buy "Enron: The Truth behind the scandals" or Michael Moore's "Dude Where's my Country"

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  63. louiethe13th.com by npistentis · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who cant load www.louiethe13th.com, or have we slashdotted a presidential candidate's website?

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  64. Libertarian by Teppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Interesting that Gary Nolan has raised more money and has a higher average contribution than Dean, Edwards, Clark, and (almost) Kerry.

    1. Re:Libertarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could be skewed by the fact that Dean already takes donations direct via his website, so his supporters are unlikely to use Amazon (who take a cut)

  65. Re:Buy one get one free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think you could do anything better with that oh so amazing PC of yours than make fucking idiotic posts to slashdot? Go drown yourself in the tub.

  66. Does this qualify? by JRHelgeson · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I contribute over $25, does that qualify for FREE Super Saver Shipping?

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    1. Re:Does this qualify? by AtomicBomb · · Score: 4, Funny

      >> If I contribute over $25, does that qualify for FREE Super Saver Shipping?
      Yes, of course. Empty promise are always delivered for free. :-)

  67. How is this bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a good thing! This is how campaign is fund raising is supposed to work! The money comes right from the people. It's corporate contributions that screw up the system. Seriously, how else do you expect just anybody to run for president? Run on their own money? Great, so the options are either only the rich can run for president (no contributions allowed) or only the rich can run for president (corporate contributions are allowed)? Close Slashdot, learn the facts, use your brain, THEN come back say something.

  68. If they want to be fair by Sir+Haxa1ot · · Score: 0

    They should play it by American Presidental election rules -

    The guy who comes in second wins.

  69. Good way to skirt the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May I contribute?
    Based on U.S. law, to contribute to a presidential election, you must:
    Be a U.S. citizen or permanent resident alien;
    Make the contribution with your own personal funds, not with funds from any corporation, labor union, or national bank;
    Make the contribution on your own personal credit or debit card, not with a card issued to a business or to anyone else;
    Not be a U.S. federal government contractor; and
    Be at least 18 years old.


    Very easy and good way for those not qualifying normally to skirt the law... not that it's really that tough nowadays...

  70. woot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like the money will ever reach the candidates... another scam artist move on.

  71. Nitpicking by Sir+Haxa1ot · · Score: 0
    Not to nitpick but from the George W. Bush Amazon page:

    President Bush promised to make educating every child his top domestic priority and reform a system that has failed the most needy students in our nation's classrooms. He proposed a comprehensive, bipartisan plan to improve overall student performance and close the achievement gap between rich and poor students in America's more than 89,599 public schools.


    I mean, if it's more than 89599, wouldn't it be easier to say "less than 90,000"?
    1. Re:Nitpicking by TheShadow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, what if the real number is 90,001? That's not less than 90,000... but it's more than 89,599.

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    2. Re:Nitpicking by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      I assume it's because it was 89,599 at the time that was written, and the US of A is SO into education that they're building new schools all over the place faster than you can caount them.

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  72. Amazon isn't making money on this... by Hawkxor · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you read the FAQ links on the left side of the Amazon website screen, you'll notice that Amazon isn't making money off this - by Federal Law they can't just donate, but have to charge they're normaly money moving fee. But, they're donating to full revenue that they make from this project to charity (a Kids learn about Voting group).

  73. Re:yeah, the Republcan policies of the last few ye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " have been to actively discourage people to vote, taking money from large donors in direct exchange for policy while asserting federal government preminence over the people and the states. Sounds like mass-market fascism to me - flag waving for the people, policies for big business, and control for bureaucrats. How does this differ from your definition of Democrats? (let alone how it shows any less contempt for the people than you claim of Democrats)? This isn't your grandparents' Republican party - unless your grandparents cloned a leader from Nixon and Mussolini's (taking only their "best" aspects) and put him in charge. At best the Republicans are selling what the Democrats have been - IMO they're selling something significantly worse."

    You're describing both parties pretty well, actually. At least republicans aren't socialists.

  74. Does anyone know ... by petabyte · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... if there is a "political" portal similar to slashdot? The YRO section and posts like this are great and such, but I would occasionally like to read news about politics that are not directly linked to tech thingy-mah-bob's.

    That and I need another site to read besides slashdot ...

  75. Great Motives as well by llamashoes · · Score: 4, Funny
    From Vote-Smart.org
    Greatly Increase Funding: k) Other: program to stop school Bullying of litler kids
    1. Re:Great Motives as well by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

      And you didn't find this sentence even more scary?:

      "I support birth control - I support sterilization Laws to enforce it against - Dopers - Drunks - Retards and Illegal Aliens"

      Woo back to the good old eugenic days of the early 1900's for this chap. Fuck all of a sudden I feel almost good about being in the UK :S

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  76. Donations from outside United-States? by starm_ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder if they accept donations from people outside of the United-States. I know a lot of people that think the current administration is a menace to the world and I think some of them would even be willing to pay to help its competitors.
    It would be an interesting phenomenon if it ever happens.

    1. Re:Donations from outside United-States? by roundand · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they accept donations from people outside of the United-States

      Follow the link, maybe?

      "CONTRIBUTOR QUALIFICATIONS STATEMENTS

      I am a U.S. citizen or permanent resident alien."

      ... and that's just the first of nine points of legal boilerplate.

    2. Re:Donations from outside United-States? by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if you're a Democrat. You may then donate if you are from any of the following nations:

      France
      Germany
      Canada
      Communist China

      You may also donate if you are any buddhist monastery.

      Communist China is the preferred donor, because they will give you big bucks in exchange for a few little US technology factoids, and they are very good at laundering the money (ooh, a racist joke!)

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  77. Vote for Al!! by f-matic · · Score: 1
    This Al Hamburg character is pretty intriguing --some choice parts from the Dark Horse 2000 assessment:

    Al Hamburg really detests two thing: illegal aliens and "dopers". He's not too crazy about big business and special interests either, but the vast bulk of his campaign statements revolve around ridding the U.S. of undocumented alien and smuggled drugs and these issues form his simple platform: "Stop the illegal alien and dope invasions from Mexico - Pull troops out of Korea, put them on US/Mexico border."

    This 68 year old Independent is a 20 year Army veteran who served in both Korea and VietNam before becoming a house painter in Wyoming. Perhaps living in Hell Town, Wy explains some of his very feisty attitude. His 2000 campaign is not Hamburg's first venture into the political area. He has run for office, unsuccessfully, a total of twelve times, including campaigns for Congress, Governor and the U.S. Senate and proudly refers to himself as the "very independent "Unpopular" candidate."

    Most of his fire is saved for the illegal immigrant issue and his finger points first and foremost south to Mexico, though he opposes virtually all immigration, foreign aid and affirmative action as discriminating against white workers.

    He blasts the importation of illegal drugs and would sterilize all dopers (as well as illegal immigrants.)

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    1. Re:Vote for Al!! by toriver · · Score: 1

      He blasts the importation of illegal drugs and would sterilize all dopers (as well as illegal immigrants.)

      While liberals will only sterilize their needles. :)

      I assume Mr. Hamburg has no problem with domestically produced illegal drugs then?

  78. Circumventing Capmaign Finance Laws? by Scorpion_1169 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd be interested to know how exactly the donation is made, be it represented as a donation from Amazon or from the individual/corporation that makes the donation. This could be a VERY clever way of making large anonymous donations or 'donations-by-proxy.' Out side of that, what if you find out down the roand that some foreign national terrorist type has made large donations using Amazon? I see many dangers in this concept.

    1. Re:Circumventing Capmaign Finance Laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFF

      May I contribute?
      Based on U.S. law, to contribute to a presidential election, you must:
      Be a U.S. citizen or permanent resident alien;
      Make the contribution with your own personal funds, not with funds from any corporation, labor union, or national bank;
      Make the contribution on your own personal credit or debit card, not with a card issued to a business or to anyone else;
      Not be a U.S. federal government contractor; and
      Be at least 18 years old.

      Will Amazon.com transfer information about me?
      As required by law, Amazon.com will transfer to the campaign(s) to which you contribute your name and address (your credit card billing address) and the date and amount of your contribution.

  79. Pretty smart for amazon. by cphenry · · Score: 0

    I have to say, I think this is a great idea. Amazon is making it easier for it's customers to donate to a candidate, which could also help their business by bring new customers to their site. It's altruistic and self-serving at the same time. It will be interesting to see at the end of the campaign how much funds get generated through this.

  80. MOD PARENT UP by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

    No fair making me spit my pepsi all over my monitor. ;)

  81. Gave $5 to Clark. by Axe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just want to see what happens: how many solicitation for donations I will receive. That will test how much do they sell my personal information.

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    1. Re:Gave $5 to Clark. by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Informative

      No need to sell it. Presidential campaign contributors have to be disclosed...

    2. Re:Gave $5 to Clark. by welshsocialist · · Score: 1

      Here's a good way to test if Amazon.com gave your info to the FEC. Go to OpenSecrets.org. There's a search box to the left. Type in your last name. Depending on how often their database is updated, you should see your name and your donation.

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    3. Re:Gave $5 to Clark. by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      parent is modded too high; should be "misleading" but that category is slightly missing.

      Campaign contributions have a limit before disclosure is required. Five bucks is below it.

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    4. Re:Gave $5 to Clark. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Amazon has to tell the campaign that you gave $5 to them in order to make sure that's not the $5 that pushes you over a threshold value, so Amazon always has to turn over your name and address. From there, the campaign is free to use that information any way it wants...

    5. Re:Gave $5 to Clark. by Axe · · Score: 1

      Actually, they do not have to. Before you donate you have to acknoledge that you will not donate over $200 through Amazon.
      I know the disclosure rule - that is why I am testing. I have never had donated anything to politicians before. If I get a solicitation in any form - Amazon did not follow their stated privacy policy.

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    6. Re:Gave $5 to Clark. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      But there's a $2000 per candidate per election total cap that you cannot break even via multiple sources. If you've given $2000 elsewhere, even a $5 contribution through Amazon is illegal. Therefore, Amazon has to relay the identity of all contributors to the campaign. And that's disclosed in the FAQ, so there's no privacy policy breach. You will get other mail from the campaign, count on it.

  82. Amazon - guilty as charged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well maybe it's the other way around. Maybe the Greens, Socialist Workers, and Communists didn't want to have anything to do with a capitalist entity. Come to think of it, that's ridiculous. That would imply they were honest and had some integrity.

  83. Hey! by rune2 · · Score: 1

    Now I can be just like the RIAA and buy politicians!

  84. Mark Byland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something's coming soon that you're not going to like.

  85. I'm trading my copy of Bush on Napster by mmuskratt · · Score: 1

    I downloaded a copy for free from some dude in Pakistan...

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  86. Lyndon H. LaRouche Jr. by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    Good to see that he's alive :-) I remember him from my old days of AP Government from High School.

  87. This is great for democracy by EaglesNest · · Score: 1
    Populism is back! Really, this is great for democracy. Rather than have a bunch of rich people who can afford to give $2000 per candidate per election (really $4000 = $2k for the primary and $2k for the general elections), candidates really can gain substantial funding (and therefore electability) by collecting from millions of people, the pool of whom is much larger if you're only asking for $200 rather than $2000.

    Really, how many people do you know who can afford to give $4000 every election cycle? The Republicans loved the results of the most recent campaign finance reform because they have lots of contributors who can afford $4000, whereas the Democrats only have uber-rich contributors, now shut out from giving their millions in a futile attempt to reach the same stratospheric levels as the Republicans.

    1. Re:This is great for democracy by sik+puppy · · Score: 1

      Actually its MUCH more

      $2k by each adult, +$2k per child: $8k for a "typical" family

      very standard behavior for the well to do

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  88. Bush is already winning with small donors by Nova+Express · · Score: 1
    Bush doesn' need Amazon because he's already doing far better than any of his rivals at getting "hard money" campaign contributions from small donors.

    A few interesting facts:

    • "People who gave less than $200 to politicians or parties gave 64 percent of their money to Republicans. Just 35 percent went to Democrats."
    • "People who gave $1 million or more gave 92 percent to Democrats -- and a whopping eight percent to Republicans."
    It's ironic that Democrats were the primary people pushing for McCain-Feingold, as it has turned out hurting them (and their previously extremely effective "Union muscle" soft money operations) far more than the Republicans, an advantage that all George Soros' millions to organizations like MoveOn is unlikely to overcome.

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  89. Lucian by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

    Lucian is most definitely the entertaining candidate on the ballot.

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  90. Don't limit your choices so much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There are lots of declared candidates to choose from. Don't have a mouthful of coffee when you read their party affiliations. Yes, Michael W. 'Mike' Bay is running under the National Barking Spider Resurgence Party. And it appears that the United Fascist Union (whoever they are) has endorsed Jackson Kirk Grimes.

    1. Re:Don't limit your choices so much by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Jackson Grimes is pretty darn funny, but how could you miss this guy? And ladies, he's single!

      Heh.

      -T

  91. Re:Buy it used by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1
    wait a while and then click on the "Buy It Used" button.
    Hey, that's what Apple did with Al Gore!
  92. Two words by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

    Tax write-off.

  93. Maybe this is stupid... by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe im missing something big here but why not just ban all donations and have strict and dire consequences for anyone caught taking money? You do not want money being passed around when running the country is involved because ofcourse people are going to push their own interests and politicians are going to follow their own financial gain! Its a bad idea, you wouldnt have a jury taking donations from people involved in a case so why would you allow it in an election? Surely you dont need that much money to fund an election campagain (im thinking most of those baby-kissing photo ops are pointless) so maybe the government could finance _equally_ everyone and make sure that election campagains are all done on an equal stand and that no-ones policies are being 'swayed' in any way by money, threats, or a few the fact that they play golf with the head of global-cheap-labor-mega-corp.

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    1. Re:Maybe this is stupid... by Jubedgy · · Score: 1

      I've also thought about that idea, and I think I had a good reason not to but I can't remember it anymore. Until I can remember this phantom thinger, I whole heartedly agree...some of the poorer candidates may complain that it puts the country in the hands of the rich, but it's better than what we have now.

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    2. Re:Maybe this is stupid... by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      some of the poorer candidates may complain that it puts the country in the hands of the rich, but it's better than what we have now

      Er thats the whole point - the country is in the hands of the rich, it shouldnt be. It should be in the hands of whoever is fairly and democratically elected in a way that represents the best interests of everyone and not just big corporations that have the money and 'power' to push things around - for example the DMCA is in the interests of only a very few people and is totally not in the interests of the masses (which doesnt matter because its unconstitutional anyway).

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  94. greg palast by Krafty+Koder · · Score: 1
    This takes The Best Democracy Money Can Buy to a whole new level.
    What next - "Introducing the Presidential Survivor elections - sponsored by Halliburton, General Electric, AT & T , Monsanto, IBM.."?

    ERR,, scrap that - doesnt that already happen anyway... oh dear

    (krafy koder goes into "move along now - nothing to see here" mode)

  95. If They're Going to Sell Them on Amazon, by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should try to keep them in stock. I ordered a Carol Moseley Brown, but it says that she's Out of Print.

    And after the Iowa primaries, they should post a notice: Howard Dean [EXPLICIT LYRICS]

  96. I got mine the old fashioned way by rs79 · · Score: 1

    on eBay...

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  97. the iTunes option by galego · · Score: 1

    • Contribute at least $0.99 to Howard Dean and you get an mp3 remix of his Iowa Scream
    • Get 20 bushism's in an mp3 for your contribution to W.
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  98. I want this man in the Whitehouse by xski · · Score: 1
    Voteo for Al!

    Al Hamburg.

  99. I don't think by tepples · · Score: 1

    I don't think Michael Ei$ner is running.

    Yet.

  100. The Senior Programmer is now... by NowboyKeel · · Score: 1

    I think I'll vote for the the Nerd candidate

  101. You are absolutely right! by MikeCapone · · Score: 1

    Just because you never went to school doesnt preclude you from being smart.

    It's as if that guy you replied to had never seen Good Will Hunting!

  102. terrorists welcome too by m4ximal · · Score: 1

    If i was Osama bin Ladin, I would contribute to J W big time

  103. 'scuse me? by nyseal · · Score: 1

    Politicians for sale? Are you serious? This is something new? Well, I guess or that site it is...

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  104. Well for one thing... by serutan · · Score: 1

    Amazon.com isn't a public utility. If they want to help candidates raise money, they can include or exclude whichever ones they want. For that matter, so can you or I on our own sites.

    On the other hand, disguising money as freedom of speech is pretty much what has turned American democracy into a bribery-fueled special-interest feeding trough.

  105. What this country needs... by Pfhreak · · Score: 2

    ...is for a black, Muslim female to be elected president.

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  106. emacs! by General+Alcazar · · Score: 1

    i mean... c'mon.

    1. Re:emacs! by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      I second that.

      Maybe if you're doing a quick change vi is acceptable. But, even then, i'd use pico.

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    2. Re:emacs! by kfg · · Score: 1

      vim actually, it's more user friendly than pico. . . and the SDK. I don't understand the point of IDEs. They turn everything into some big production or something when you could just type some code.

      Although to be honest I only use Java under duress. It's not a very productive language.

      KFG

  107. Ralph Nader by rowdent · · Score: 1

    I guess Ralph Nader's not for sale (except on his own website).

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  108. Probably... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    But would that have been the same great men if theyd spent years in school(conformity factory) and been taught from someone elses opinions?

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  109. One click politics by DinosaurNeal · · Score: 1

    First Amazon takes over CDnow, and now they are take over the campaign contribution process. If you search for 'justice' all you get is "Chitty Chitty bang bang," which makes sense because if you search for Michael Jackson you get "LOTR." I hope Amazon doesn't try and copyright the "one issue politician"?

  110. This system needs to be expanded by Tolvor · · Score: 1

    Politicians only listen to money, and anything that will help them get elected/reelected. A $200 payment won't impress a politician much. It's the equivalent amount that you might pay for a fund-raising dinner in which one of the politician's spokesmen might appear. If the payments were lumped together, $5 here, $200 there, and so on, until you have a million dollar payment, then a presidental candidate might actually (briefly) listen to you, as long as there isn't a balancing amount of money on the opposing viewpoint. If you were able to raise ten million dollars, and guarentee a hundred thousand votes in an important state, like Iowa, then the president will closely listen to your issues, and declare an immediate national mandate to lessen that crisis to everyday American life. This is the fact of life. It's cynical, but I've never seen presidental, senatorial, or legislators care about people, but only money, photo-ops, and influence.

  111. Michael Badnarik by (v)Jargon(v) · · Score: 1

    Hey this is amazing , a senior level programmer running for President!

  112. Re:Ratings? What about: by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    If you voted for this candidate you might also like to vote for the following...

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  113. Inventor of the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, where is he this election? Got a sore mouth from putting his feet in it? Or just a sore loser?

  114. Ebay is so hypocrytical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I can't sell my soul or my body parts on Ebay, but you can sell soulless politicians. Go figure. :P

  115. Strange but no sale (on Amazon at least) by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

    Why is Amazon doing this? Do you care if the guy who bought the newest Grisham novel and a set of Ginsu knives likes Dean. How does some no-name politician get on Amazon's site? I'm not so upset about commercialism of it. It's not like Amazon is a lobbiest. I don't see the dishonesty. It's just that I consider myself politically informed, and I've never heard of half of those canidates, and I don't see the any members of the other parties like the Natural Law, Workers, Reform, or Green (which garnered about 5% of the vote last time IIRC).

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  116. It is down, but it is here. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1
    The egray.org site is down, but by courtsey of the Way Back Machine an archived version of egray.org is here.

  117. Is it me... by suman28 · · Score: 1

    or are there more democrats for sale than republicans?

    1. Re:Is it me... by munch0wnsy0u · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, yes it is you. George W. will run unopposed in 2004 because the Republican Party would like to see him re-elected. That is why there are no other Republicans in the race because George W. is the only Republican that needs to be in the race.

    2. Re:Is it me... by suman28 · · Score: 1

      It seemed to me that it was not just about Presidentail campaigns. There were ppl I never heard of, running for all sorts of govt. positions. That's what I was trying to point out.

  118. No libertarian candidate? by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    There's always a libertarian candidate. Just like Amazon to leave that party out. Oh well...

    1. Re:No libertarian candidate? by salimma · · Score: 1
      Bizarre; Michael Badnarik and Garry P. Nolan are both listed representing Libertarians.

      Furthermore, Badnarik was listed on top due to the way the list was sorted. What are you on about?

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  119. New patent? by ignavus · · Score: 1

    So will Amazon patent a method of influencing a politican by means of a single mouse-click?

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  120. Aww... Amazon Politicians are special things. by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Darn, Amazon does not allow Reviews of Politicians which we've bought.

  121. George W. Bush by hsa · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey!

    Do they check internationality? Some of the common folks in Europe might be interrested in putting more money on Bush and seeing your country go down the drain with him.

  122. Libertarians getting more money than Kerry by sadomikeyism · · Score: 1

    I should note that LP candidate Gary Nolan is out fund-raising Dem John Kerry by 20% on amazon... http://www.freestateproject.org Liberty in Our Lifetime

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  123. Interesting $$ Facts... by wviperw · · Score: 0

    Top 4 Canidates in the Iowa Caucuses:

    Canidate CASH Cont $/Cont
    John Kerry $1689 61 $27.69
    John Edwards $1105 41 $26.95
    Howard Dean $1085 70 $15.50
    DennisKucinich $175 20 $8.75

    Conclusions: My man, Howie Dean, is seriously getting shafted at more than $10 less per contribution than the top 2 guys. This is probably a result of the younger generation of support for him. Also, Kucinich officially sucks. :)

    Most money so far: Gary Nolan, whom I've never heard of, with an astounding $2060. Then there is Fern Penna with a whopping $47 so far. With a name like that, I can see why... :P I think he can now officially go out and buy himself a new George Foreman...

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  124. Bush contribution schedule by Animats · · Score: 3, Funny
    • $5. Added to campaign mailing list.
    • $50. Called back by telemarketer.
    • $500. Called back by junior campaign staffer.
    • $5,000. Called back by senior campaign staffer. Invitation to minor Bush campaign event.
    • $50,000. Called back by Cabinet member. VIP invitation to major Bush campaign events.
    • $500,000. Bush calls you back and thanks you. Invitation to major event at White House.
    • $5,000,000. Karl Rove calls you back, finds out what you want, and makes it happen.
    1. Re:Bush contribution schedule by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Clinton did the same for less because he was a CHEAP whore.

      But sense all politicians are whores, who really cares?

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  125. Re:Dean (Page Updated) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  126. Voting by Popageorgio · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Was this contribution worth anything in the grand scheme of things? Rate from 1 to 5."

  127. Buy this candidate used from only x$? by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

    Dows Amazon have that particular link up for the politicians? That would be cynical.

  128. Amazon Biased... by gum2me · · Score: 1

    Here's what i wrote to Amazon. I like Kerry at the moment, and his face doesn't load on the top. :( They sort this stuff alphabetically. :(
    -----

    On your FAQ, you state that you do not favor any candidate, and thus you sort it alphabetically by last name.

    If you truly want to seem like you do not promote any one candidate, you should have the order be randomized each time a person loads that page.

    As it's set up, Bush (and to a lesser extent Dean, Clark, and Edwards) have a tremendous advantage because their faces pop on the screen. You have to scroll to find Kerry.

    Kudos on the efforts people, but I will not purchase from Amazon.com in the future until you either randomize the names or take off this tab.
    Thank You,

  129. And you think Gore would not be in a war? by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    At the last election, I (conservative who had in the previous election been for Alan Keyes) agreed completely with Nader on that point. I still do.

    As far as I can tell, the Democrats and Republicans follow the orders of their leadership, who in turn spend more time with each other, and think more like each other, than they think like the typical voter.

    That means that their policies match. In other words, in something so simple as playing golf together, they make a one-party system out of what is nominally a two-party system.

    There is an interesting phenomenon that I like to call the "who gets to cave" phenonemon. Essentially, the leadership decides which bills will pass and which will fail. Then, the politicians can vote their consciences as long as it doesn't overturn that. The net result, though, is that your congressman seems "absolutely pro-labor", or "usually anti-abortion", though he sometimes has a surprise in store, and those surprises he explains away, but those surprises actually killed something that he'd always claimed to support, or ensured passage of something he'd always claimed he was against.

    Anyhow, I didn't see much difference between Gore and Bush, and I still don't. Gore's presence wouldn't have stopped 9/11 from happening. Once that happened, the mad dog was going to bite, so Afghanistan was inevitable. Iraq may admittedly have been Bush's own project, but the dog was still mad: if it hadn't been Iraq, it might have been Pakistan or Palestine/Israel.

    Most recently, my father, a longtime Republican, sent around an email saying that Bush had to be removed, because of the "free speech zones" that he sets up 10 miles from his visit site, considering negative political speech to be a danger. Honestly -- does anyone think that that came in with Bush? Or do we remember the WTO in Seattle? Bush couldn't have done it, if Democrats hadn't help set it up. The Democrats, in turn, help set it up because they want the same thing that Bush has -- though they'd prefer to be on top.

    Functionally, they're a single party.

    Come to think of it, I don't see anyone, Clark, Dean, or other, who outshines Bush in any area. And Bush, in my opinion, does not shine at all.

    Honestly, I'm to the point where I wouldn't care more if LaRouche was elected. And LaRouche's party is dishonest, crazy, and dangerous. But so is our current course.

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    1. Re:And you think Gore would not be in a war? by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      Or do we remember the WTO in Seattle?

      Yes, because I grew up there, and my parents still live there and got to see what happened in '99. What actually happened is the city was massively unprepared for the protests. The mayor actually greeted the protestors initially, but once things turned bad he and the police overreacted. The police chief did the honorable thing and resigned; the mayor stuck around and got third place in the following election.

      People keep trying to spin this like it was some corporate takeover of government, whereas what really happened was the city governmnet shitting all over itself. "Never assume malice where incompetence will suffice."

      Honestly, I'm to the point where I wouldn't care more if LaRouche was elected.

      Then you don't know enough about him. Go do some reading and come back when you're better informed.

  130. collaborative filtering by k2r · · Score: 1

    They use collaborative filtering techniques, which means that there is no human deciding which books to offer to a potential democrat or a potential republican but a computer program looking for people with similar behavior.

    That is: you would be offered the same books as people who donated $5 to each candidate bought. (if you had no history of purchases at Amazon yet)

    This is why collaborative filtering can be so dangerous: If you have a huge database and know a person you have data about is (libertarian|anti-war|republican|gay|whatever) you can just ask the system to show you people with similar purchasing behavior - and now "know" a lot about them.

    k2r

  131. wrong by paintbrush12 · · Score: 1

    this is truely disturbing.. if there going to sell themselves it should be for charity. i will give them some credit ,they found a way around the campain finance reform. but at the same time this country has truely grossed me out . i think half the reason we havn't had any good leadership in ... well since before i was born . is were getting to comercial. and beyond that, we really need to change the whole system , the united states is due for an overhaul!

  132. Rules on campaign disclosures by MichiganDan · · Score: 1

    The rule on campaign disclosures is that your name, occupation, employer, and some other personal information must be disclosed by the campaign to the FEC if you contribute more than $200 in an election cycle. Primaries and general elections are considered different cycles, so you could ostensibly give up to $399.98 without having your information made public. If you're interested, the laws are all posted here [PDF].
    All the information is now online at http://herndon1.sdrdc.com/srssea.html.

  133. Quote of the day: by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Funny
    Did anyone else notice the following quote at the bottom of their comment pages this morning?

    "I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating." -- Boss Tweed

    Ah, delicious.

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    ~Idarubicin
  134. Do this for MUSIC! by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    This would be a great way to do what all those song swappers are talking about - give money right to the artist. Imagine if iTunes or something let people donate DIRECTLY to the artists, instead of labels. Not just Metallica, but little bands too. Anyone who can put a recording online.

    People would finally have to forget the rhetoric that poor artists don't see the money and admit No I *DON'T* intend to pay for this music.

  135. Gary Nolan in First Place ($-wise) by tlianza · · Score: 1

    As of this Saturday morning, Libertarian candidate Gary Nolan had earned more donations than any of the other presidential candidates at that site.

    As far as I can see (noon on Saturday):
    Nolan - $2,640.00
    Kerry - $2,399.00
    Clark - $2,100.00
    Dean - $1,390.01
    Edwards - $1,370.01

  136. What happens, if... by Phekko · · Score: 1

    ...someone with terrorist connections decides to support someone's campaign? Can they somehow reject donations or something? Not that I think Georgey-boy will get much money from Al Quaida (sp?) but someone might, or someone might be framed so it looks like that. Ok, maybe I wathced conspiracy theory once too often, but it could be done, right?

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  137. You forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A black, Muslim, old, fat female.

  138. No. by SlashDotAgent · · Score: 1

    From the FAQ: May I cancel my contribution?
    Unfortunately, out of respect to the extraordinary legal reporting burdens placed on candidates for federal office, you cannot cancel a contribution through Amazon.com.

  139. how different are socialism and fascism, anyway? by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    isn't that like choosing whether you'd rather have your whole body flayed (inch by inch) or have capsaicin (hot pepper)-covered bamboo sticks placed into extremities and vital organs over a period of days until you die? If this is what is happening (socialism vs. fascism), it doesn't seem like there is a winner here (though there are losers - like the tagline for Alien vs. Predator: "Whoever wins, we lose.")

  140. Re: Larouche compared to Linux... by cometman · · Score: 1

    "From what I've read about LaRouche, the idea of him as president is almost as scary as Manson as president. The guy is completely apeshit. I've seen a lot of his cultists around the Bay area" Au contraire, Larouche as President would be like having your smartest, coolest old poli sci professor as president. Why do you think his followers like him so much? Larouche and his staff write interesting stuff. They use classical and mathematical references, are excited about the life of the mind, not the Barton Fink life of the mind, either, but the contesting of schools of thought down through the ages. Leibniz vs Newton, Walter Scott vs Poe, etc. Their political analysis is fact-based, rather than financial-contributor-based (no wonder it seems odd) For instance, http://www.larouchepub.com/other/2003/3048iraq_58_ const.html won't fit in a soundbite, but has more interesting facts on the subject than I can remember from a lifetime of TV news, or newspaper articles. He crossed George Bush senior & claims to have been framed on the fraud charges. Ok, before we dismiss that out of hand, think about what resources you could call on if you used to run the CIA. I'm not in Larouche's organization in any capacity, it's just, the guy can write, has formidable ideas and I love to read good writing. He's interesting. I had been leaning Libertarian-ward (obviously being part of the mainstream isn't real important to me) but not completely happy with them; looking around. Not ruling anybody out. He has a powerful vision - it may not be exactly the same as my vision, but I think he's an elder worthy of respect and a hearing. He has been marginalized by the "mainstream" the same way that Microsoft (or SCO) would like to marginalize Linux. There is worth in his train of thought but it takes time and effort to appreciate it. (Like the command line) So if you hear the name Larouche, at least in addition to "loony" you might now think "one person on slashdot actually thinks he's worth reading -although what does HE know?" mike bailey http://www.tarpley.net/bushb.htm bush 41 bio