"Windows 2000 Versus Linux in Enterprise Computing: An Assessment of the Hygene Of Developers"
Jean Bozman, Al Gillen, Charles Kolodgy, Dan Kusnetzky, Randy Perry, and David Shiang
IDC
A study of total smells of delevopers over five years for working corporate infrastructure shows that lower staffing smells are a large part of an 811-922% cost advantage for Windows. For teams of 4-8 developers in particular:
Deoderant expenses were 433.5% better.
Air purification costs were 932.3% better.
83% fewer beards.
I see the problem: No Engineers
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ISS May Have A Leak
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Reporter: It's a lovely day for a launch, here, live at Cape Canaveral, at the lower end of the Florida Peninsula, and the purpose of today's mission is truly, really electrifying.
Other reporter: That's correct, Tom. The lion's share of this flight will be devoted to the study of the effects of weightlessness on tiny screws.
Reporter: Unbelievable, and just imagine the logistics of weightlessness. And of course, this could have literally millions of applications here on Earth -- everything from watchmaking to watch repair.
Reporter: Now let's look at the crew a little.
Other reporter: They're a colorful bunch. They've been dubbed, "The Three Musketeers". Heh heh heh.
Reporter: And we laugh legitimately. There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.
Just shows MS can't win. If iTunes defaults unblocked, security users will say that an unnecessary port was left unblocked. If default is blocked Apple zealots will claim it's a conspiracy to take away Apple marketshare.
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I bet they are not compatible with beer goggles.
We're sending you to Mars because of your ties to terrorist groups.
Ok. If that's what it takes to get to go to Mars. Anyone know if you can join Al Qaida by email?
6 hour rant...
...and that is why they should be called the GNUbel Prizes.
Is that they do it at the prom and it is really embarassing for Microsoft.
XP would have saved it [extremeprogramming.org]
Would that be the single user version of XP? You know, the one where you only have one programmer.
Did the submitter of this story get a good deal on a case of commas or what?
I sure hope they can resolve all the problems.
Jean Bozman, Al Gillen, Charles Kolodgy, Dan Kusnetzky, Randy Perry, and David Shiang IDC
A study of total smells of delevopers over five years for working corporate infrastructure shows that lower staffing smells are a large part of an 811-922% cost advantage for Windows. For teams of 4-8 developers in particular:
Reporter: It's a lovely day for a launch, here, live at Cape Canaveral, at the lower end of the Florida Peninsula, and the purpose of today's mission is truly, really electrifying.
Other reporter: That's correct, Tom. The lion's share of this flight will be devoted to the study of the effects of weightlessness on tiny screws.
Reporter: Unbelievable, and just imagine the logistics of weightlessness. And of course, this could have literally millions of applications here on Earth -- everything from watchmaking to watch repair.
Reporter: Now let's look at the crew a little.
Other reporter: They're a colorful bunch. They've been dubbed, "The Three Musketeers". Heh heh heh.
Reporter: And we laugh legitimately. There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.
Just shows MS can't win. If iTunes defaults unblocked, security users will say that an unnecessary port was left unblocked. If default is blocked Apple zealots will claim it's a conspiracy to take away Apple marketshare.
They need to invent Schrodinger's Port.
Spirit actually received a signal from beagle2. It was only one word: "MEDIC!"
"You're nothing but a pack of fickle mushheads!"
It could be $0.0109!
...Stephen Hawking in Arabic.
Just add a little to the name and you got it: Stephen Hawking a luggie.
If the turbines killed three people a day... ...well, we'd probably accept that,
Yeah, because they would probably be acid-tripping hippies wandering the hills of Altamont.
It's payback time
*I'm* Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon
Either I play it down, or I look like an egotistical overlord
Do you, for one, expect to be welcomed?
Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
Neither, it's the five minute project. Which is the sum total amount of time spent on it before it is posted to Sourceforge.
Did you win the contest?
Stormtrooper #9: aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Slashdot: The antidote to well reasoned comments.
Hello, new sig.
Rophel? As in ROFL? Christ, you don't say that out loud do you?
The Linux zealots guide to getting laid.
Here's a synopsis
P diddy
Funny you should mention P Diddy. He'd fit right in here, what with all the tracks he's stolen.