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  1. Re:Got a better idea.... on No OLPCs for Indian Schoolchildren · · Score: -1

    How about you shut the fuck up before I come through the wire and kick your ass back the stone age?

  2. Re:grad school on Web Services and Open Source at OSCON · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It's called "Technology Transfer" you fucking idiot. How the hell did you make it into grad school anyway?

  3. Re:Level 64 on Remembering Alan Kotok · · Score: -1

    He tried to turn 65 and suffered a fatal exception.

  4. Re:Bad Reason Then on Belgium Chooses OpenDocument · · Score: -1, Troll

    What the fuck are you talking about? You are a fucking moron. Have you ever used linux? Obviously not. PunkOfLinux indeed. You are like a prison bitch, you are not gay but you take it up the ass anyway. Except in your case you don't use linux but you blow it out your ass like you do. I think your mommy is calling. Something about your cookies and milk being ready.

  5. meh on Bill Gates to Step Down from Microsoft · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    meh

    just want to get a top post in something that could get in the hof.

  6. You are a moron. on The End of Native Code? · · Score: -1

    End of native code? pfffft. Prepare to be thoroughly owned.

  7. Re:So According to the blurb... on The Art of SQL · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Christ, I think I've met a genius. Are you one of the 5 kings of Europe that owns an SQL database?

  8. Re:A Cautionary Tale on Proposal to Implant RFID Chips in Immigrants · · Score: -1

    I say again: Shut the fuck up, faggot.

  9. Re:A Cautionary Tale on Proposal to Implant RFID Chips in Immigrants · · Score: -1

    Shut the fuck up, faggot.

  10. Re:AdSense - ClickFraud and Google's 'Help' on Google, Submission AdSense and NoFollow Letdown · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    That's because Google - Slashdot's favorite cock to suck - doesn't give two shits about you or anyone else other than their stock holders. Oh no, got bitch slapped by Google? Well, guess what? There are 50 or 50,000 other people in line behind you. And their money spends just as well.

  11. more shit no one cares about on Immersion Queries Lack Of PS3 Controller Rumble · · Score: -1, Troll

    thanks.

  12. Re:CMDR TACO IS 30? SCIENCE IS GREAT! on CmdrTaco becomes An Old(er) Man · · Score: -1

    Re-read the post. "caused my inbox to explode" is slashcode for "rampant anal sex".

  13. Is there a question in there? on What Would You Like to See from Game AI? · · Score: -1

    Because I don't see a question.

  14. Obsession with Google? on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water · · Score: -1

    Looks like Slashdot and Microsoft finally have something in common. That is, other than the fact the 90% of Slashbots use Windows daily.

  15. Use the standard source forge model on Advice for Building a Multi-Platform Lyrics Database? · · Score: -1

    LAMP - that way the user only has to install mysql, apache (with mod_perl) oh and don't forget openssl/mod_ssl for encryption (someone might be eves-dropping on your dvd drive.) Add in mod_security too, just to be ultra safe. Then get Perl, but pick an obscure version like 5.7.9c. This way, the user will have the task of finding a bunch of obscure modules that don't work with either 5.6 or 5.8. Or better yet, use Perl 6. Use an old version of mysql too, that way you can give your user the education on linking to old libraries. Code it all up in Mason and be sure to turn PerlRefreshRestart to On so it doesn't work. That will be another nice little bit of education for your user. It's like an Easter egg hunt to figure that one out. What could be simpler?

  16. boring on The IRS Hits Symantec with a $1 Billion Tax Bill · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    boring

  17. Re:smug? -- makes two of you on Environmentalists Coming Around to Nuclear Power? · · Score: -1

    Your post is probably the first I've read on /. that I would use mod points to mod down. It is your good fortune (and possibly everyone else's bad) that I don't happen to have any at the moment.

    Thank fucking god you decided to give him a pass. I am sure he is counting his lucky stars right now while repeatedly saying, "From this day forward, I plan to post only meaningful, informed comments on Slashdot."

    That said, why don't you shut the fuck up and never post to here again you goddamned fucking self-important asshole. No one gives a shit about how you use your precious mod points and what a big man they make you feel like.

  18. Re:In other news... on Military Investigates Sale of Sensitive Data · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Dear

    [X] Dumbass,

    Please

    [X] grow some balls and post logged in.

    Otherwise,

    [X] Shut the fuck up!

  19. Re:In other news... on Military Investigates Sale of Sensitive Data · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dear

    [X] Whiny liberal asshole

    Please:

    [X] Shut the fuck up!

  20. A homo/geek slap fight! on Apple vs Bloggers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The best.

  21. Re:Please use correct terminology on Preventing Forum Spam-bots? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Give me a fucking break. Someone always pulls out the "WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BLIND PEOPLE" bullshit when this topic comes up. It's too bad, but I'd rather prevent my BBS from being overrun by spam than worry about accomodating a few blind people. Audio captchas? Hey, that discriminates against me because I don't use speakers. WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE PEOPLE WITHOUT SPEAKERS???

  22. Yep on EiffelStudio Goes Open · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm sure we'll all be programming in Eiffel in a few years. Yep.

  23. Queue on Microsoft Subpoenas Thrown out of Court · · Score: -1, Troll

    The stupid fucking Ballmer throwing shit jokes....GO!

  24. Re:Sent to citymgr@cityoftuttle.org on Slashback: Vista Rewrite, Tuttle Travesty, Mac Botnets · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    How much of your life did you waste writing that? Are you such an asshole that you actually believe you will get a response or better yet an apology? Keep firing off those letters, Sparky. You'll change the world someday. Fucking dipshit.

  25. Re:Yeah... on Sandals and Ponytails Behind Slow Linux Adoption · · Score: -1

    Oh, shut the fuck up, hippy. Sandals and pony tails are not what's holding back OSS adoption. It's holier-than-thou fucks like you that are doing the trick. Go slap another "kill you television" on the back of your piece of shit car, asshole. If I get one whiff of your type of attitude from an interviewee they don't have a chance. PS: Meat tastes good because it contains fat. Animal fat has a very nice taste when nothing more than a little salt is added to it. And unless you are a vegan - the most vile of the dirty hippies - you use that fat in some form or another to flavor your food. In addition, people are fat because they are lazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Fast food, no exercise. That makes you fat.