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Sandals and Ponytails Behind Slow Linux Adoption

Eric Giguere writes "CNet is reporting that according to former Massachusetts CIO Peter Quinn 'the lax dress code of the open-source community is one of the reasons behind the software's slow uptake in commercial environments.' In particular, Quinn blames the 'sandal and ponytail set' for sluggish adoption of Linux by businesses and governments." From the article: "Quinn, who faced plenty of scrutiny over his support of the OpenDocument standards-based office document format, said proponents of open source in government faced formidable opposition from vested interests if they went public."

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  1. Yeah... by irimi_00 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its all about class and swagger.

    1. Re:Yeah... by BunnyClaws · · Score: 0, Funny

      I work better in Flip Flops and shorts. Actually I work better in my underwear from home via VPN.

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      "Anything tastes good if you deep fry it."
    2. Re:Yeah... by desNotes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Several years ago I interviewed with a company that did consulting with one of the big accounting firms (you know the one) and one of the stipulations for being accepted was to cut my ling hair. The president was sure I would not be accepted when dealing with representatives from the 'firm.' I left the company after 2 years, took another job (grew my hair back) that was hell and then went back to consulting. My first position was with the 'firm' that would not accept me with long hair. I didn't have time to cut it before my interview but was really to tell them I would. Not only did they not care but there were several programmers with long hair. Been there over 2 years and never had an issue with anyone regarding my hair. They are quite happy with my abilities and expertise. Maybe they put up with me because I don't wear sandals!

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    3. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      and furthermore, we don't want to see any nappy hair or dreadlocks in our lily white corporate environment either !

      Definitely dreadlocks are out. If you want to be a member of that culture, then fine, go do it. But don't be surprised when people treat you like a member of that culture.

      If you are black, you better be as Huxtable as it can get, buddy.

      Imagine that. If someone is black and they dress and behave in a civilized (i.e., "Huxtable") manner, then racism becomes a non-issue. What do you suppose that means?

      It means that 90% of racism is culture, not skin color. And I have absolutely no problem with rejecting someone out on their ass based on their (or lack of) culture.

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    4. Re:Yeah... by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Its true. Thats what "dress for success" is all about. Using peoples preconceived notions against them. These anti-pony tail and sandals folks don't realize the other side of their false requirements. They can and will be exploited by them.

      Shave yourself up, wear a nice suit, trim your hair, refine your accent. Be White, or at least act in a manner comfortable to the people your dealing with (which may include imitation). Its all part of the same game.

      Its not all sinister though. Lots of these are signs of successful upstanding trustable folks. Its easier to make decisions based on the signs than the substance which can take considerable amount of skill to discern.

      And when you lack skill...

    5. Re:Yeah... by metlin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Prejudice is still alive and well. POWER TO THE PEOPLE.

      You are mistaking professionalism with prejudice.

      If you are someone who is not willing to come dressed clean for your job, how would I know you are willing to do a lot of other things for your job? And if you are not even ready to dress to accomodate your employer, how would I know you would be able to design stuff that would accomodate others' needs?

      Case in point - anecdotal evidence at best, of course - I've noticed that amongst software developers, the worst UI and human factors folks are the pony-tailed, jeans and sandals folks. Why? Because these are the ones that tend to think that somehow, "their way" is the right way. The kind that recommend *nix and Macs rather than work with what they have and improve what they've been paid to improve upon.

      As another poster pointed out, there is little correlation between the "ragged, unshaven, jeans and sandals" look and a techie genius. Oh, sure, there are a few that are both, but that does not make every idiot in jeans and a ponytail a techie genius. Most tend to be wannabes, and between someone who would rather not care about what they wear but rather what they do, the choice is obvious.

      Appearance matters. Now just in how others perceive of you, but also in how you perceive yourself. Good appearance not only boosts your confidence, it also tends to project you as a more socially skilled, accomodating person. Your job is not merely to churn out lines of code, at some level, you are doing something to accomodate others' needs and you are interacting with end users, customers and clients.

      In that light, your appearance goes a long way on how your company would be projected to the outside world. Don't believe me? Dress like a homeless person and go to the bank, and dress in a suit and go to the bank. Or a bar. Or a restaurant. You'll notice the difference.

      Oh, you don't have to like it, but sadly, accomodating it tends to make your life easier.

    6. Re:Yeah... by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Long hair on males doesn't bother me but when it hasn't been washed in the past day and starts to get that 'hippie' skank is when I start to make prejudicial calls.
      You want to be taken seriously, have a clean appearance.

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      if you steal from one source, that is plagiarism, if you steal from many, well, that's just research.
    7. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And bathing. Try that, and maybe you'd be more accepted. And maybe laid... (yea right)

    8. Re:Yeah... by nostriluu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The culture of conformity and mediocrity, you mean. Me, I'll just keep an eye out for smart, thoughtful, talented people.

    9. Re:Yeah... by doubledoh · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      LOL. I liked your points, even though they are ruthless. Actually, I liked them because they were ruthless. Anyway, I just wanted to answer your sig question: Meat tastes good to you because your parents shoved it down your throat when you were growing up and every advertisement on tv told you it tasted good and all your friends that were influenced by their parents reinforced this idea and the multi-billion dollar meat/dairy industry spends millions of dollars every year making sure that you continue to believe that meat tastes good. I personally hate the taste of meat...and the odors that emanate from fast food restaurants makes me want to vomit.

      Evolution? The survival "instinct" of the human being is our ability to reason. Our science and reasoning has helped us discover that meat, despite it's "good taste" causes cancers, heart disease, and so forth. Science has also demonstrated why heroin "feels good" but is still "bad" for you. Our evolutionary bodies are also not in tune with the advent of the agricultural revolution. Despite the fact that most of us can easily pop down to a grocery store and buy as much food as we want when we want it, many of us have the instinct of fattening up for times of famine (even though famine is a thing of the past for most westerners). This fattening up instinct never meets times of famine and therefore we are getting more obese and more prone to diabetes...so I'd say that evolution f'd up big time in this case. Fortunately, our survival instincts (reason) will probably help us out with most of these evolutionary shortcomings via genetic engineering, biotechnologies, and nanotechnology.

      I could of course go on and on about how our body's perceptions don't always give us the most accurate or beneficial data, but I think you get the picture. I'll leave you with the best example...many people that smoke cigarettes claim to do so because they enjoy it or because it relaxes them...but evidence neverthless shows that nicotine consumption it is killing them. Science and Reason, not savage animal instincts, will determine the evolutionary fate of man.

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    10. Re:Yeah... by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      "one of the stipulations for being accepted was to cut my ling hair."

        Screw that, my monkey is hairy for a reason. But seriously folks, any company that discriminates based on the length of your hair, you probably don't want to work for anyway. Most IT guys don't get a lot of face time with customers let alone users, so having long hair and/or a beard isn't relevant. Now, if you could prove that you were a member of some wacky religion that requires long hair, you could have a discrimination suit (ka-ching) on your hands.

        *note to everyone, ling is Thai for monkey.

    11. Re:Yeah... by blhack · · Score: 0

      thank god somebody who agrees! I try to drill this through peoples heads all the time. No matter what the hell your skin color is, if you come into a job interview weiring a FUBU, or Eko, or some sports jersey that is 12 sizes too big, shorts that ALMOST cover your entire legs, you are slack jawed, have a bandanna on your head, can't speak proper english etc etc. You aren't going to get a job. Thats not called racism, its called being effective at the whole "screening process".

      btw, your sig: meat is healthier, from a "I have to eat this or i'm going to die" perspective. Not the meat exactly, but the fat in the meat. I guess if you were assuming that you should eat all foods in equal ammounts, then yes, vegis are healthier. But you NEED to have meat(fat).

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    12. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The culture of conformity and mediocrity, you mean. Me, I'll just keep an eye out for smart, thoughtful, talented people.

      Exactly what makes you think that there is some correlation between being freaky and being "smart, thoughtful and talented"?

      Dunno about you, but I've seen in my life a reverse correlation. People who dress and look freaky do it for a reason -- because they ARE freaky. They have so little to offer the world that they only way they can get themselves noticed is by changing themselves physically in order to prove to the world that they're "non-conformists" (never mind that they are actually conforming to a counter-culture).

      Or to put it another way, the smart, thought and talented (and psychologically healthy) people don't need to do all the other BS. They 1) have enough respect for themselves that they don't have to do it, and 2) have enough respect for themselved that they keep themselves cleaned up.

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    13. Re:Yeah... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      It works both ways- I use my dress as a moron catcher. I go to interviews in shorts and a t-shirt. If they don't hire me due to that, its a sign I wouldn't be happy there anyway. I'd like to thank you and people like you for helping me be happier in the jobs I do take.

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      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    14. Re:Yeah... by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, I see your point. I'd be more likely to do business with fine, upstanding, well-dressed "white guys" than other groups. I mean, appearance is 99% of your reputation, right?

    15. Re:Yeah... by blhack · · Score: 0

      A very good friend of mine is this way. He insists that command line on BSD is the ONLY way to fly. (in fact he doesn't run a window manager on his laptop...i think thats going a little far, whatever). He's the kind of person i would want managing servers, and writing backend stuff. Would i ever put him in charge of writing a UI? NO! It would come out with 900 differant options all aranged in a random order, with cryptic descriptions. Names? lol....no! memory locations!

      if you read this trav, I still think its cause you're just an elitist!

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    16. Re:Yeah... by Razor+Sex · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It means that 90% of racism is culture, not skin color. And I have absolutely no problem with rejecting someone out on their ass based on their (or lack of) culture.
      . WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) is not the pinnacle of culture. Other cultures are seen as inferior only because they are different, and practiced by minorities. Are you really comfortable rejecting someone on those grounds alone? I wouldn't be so morally smug if that's the case.
    17. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If veggies are healthier than meat, why, evolutionarily speaking, does meat taste so much better than veggies?

      What meat tastes good without a heaping portion of vegetables and spices piled on top?

    18. Re:Yeah... by nostriluu · · Score: 5, Insightful


      First of all, I did not say there was a correlation between being smart and being freaky. Smart people come in many shapes and sizes.

      Otherwise, I think you're totally wrong and lack real experience of diverse people. For example, I used to spend time with a bunch of goths. Looking at them with an uninformed eye, you'd just think they were a bunch of freaks, but most of them were university students and have gone on to do post graduate work, work with leading edge companies, and so on. I've had numerous other experiences of people who were "freaks," but were very smart freaks and have become very successful. Some of them dropped the unusual clothing and styles, some of them didn't. It doesn't have much to do with their success unless they work in a really conformant industry (which wouldn't attract them in the first place).

      Maybe you just live in a place where the culture won't accept this and works against people who are different, but the smart people I know are of all races and interests, and actively promote their differences and beliefs, and it rarely works against them.

      And it's not a matter of "need," it's a matter of want. I'm not desperate, are you?

      And what the --- does dressing differently have to do with "being clean?" I think you have a very bizarre picture of diverse people.

      I suspect your definition of success has very little to really achieving anything other than a generic "successful career," which is something anyone can do. Being really innovative, effecting meaningful change, being part of healthy communities, etc, has nothing to do with how you dress.

    19. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I personally hate the taste of meat...and the odors that emanate from fast food restaurants makes me want to vomit.

      It doesn't matter what you personally like or don't like, the vast majority of people like meat. Look at vegetarian web site... it's recipe after recipe of vegetarian meals that are supposed to simulate meat, and that's for people who don't WANT to like it.

      Then look at children. Very, very, very few children enjoy green vegetables. If they were so good for you, wouldn't we have evolved such that children would love them?

      Your points about heroin, etc, aren't relevant because those aren't subject to evolutionary pressure like food is. Food has a direct relationship to survability. If vegetables made a huge difference in how long someone lived, then it should be that people who liked vegetables a lot more than meat should be naturally selected. But they haven't been.

      I actually know part of the answer -- it's because the energy density of meat is far superior to the energy density of vegetables, so we naturally gravitate toward the thing that is better able to keep us alive.

      But given just how much better meat tastes than vegetables to the vast majority of people (including me, I really dislike vegetables for the most part, and looooooove meat), I predict that a lot of the nutritional bias against meat will turn out to be completely wrong in the future.

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    20. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what makes you think that there is some correlation between being freaky and being "smart, thoughtful and talented"?

      He was saying that there was no correlation, therefore you shouldn't consider it. You must be one nasty freak who isn't worth a single bit of interview time, to put it in your own words.

    21. Re:Yeah... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, yes :( It's not like they got where they were with many more skills than manipulating other people and being sociopathic

    22. Re:Yeah... by DaHat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You seem to be so anti-discrimination and yet... do not realize that discrimination is a perfectly normal and healthy part of business.

      Think about it, by hiring you they are discriminating against every other candidate. By giving you a work task that you are best suited for, they are discriminating against everyone else who is not as suited for it.

      Do you really think they should just hire any random joe of the street? Or should they do a bit if discrimination and determine who is best for the job.

      Of course, the sort of discrimination you are talking about is the illegal sort, the common ones being race, religion, national origin, sex, etc... no where on there will you see long hair, nor would a case where your religion requires long hare go anywhere.

    23. Re:Yeah... by utlemming · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not so much about class and swagger as professionalism.

      How many Slashdotters have tried to implement Open Source on an enterprise level? I have, and to be honest, it is a hell of a lot of work. Open Source is not user friendly when you have to start working off the desktop. KDE and Gnome make the desktop easy, but when you start playing with command-line stuff, things get hairy. Open Source will save acquistan(sp?) costs, but it won't save on labor.

      What I can see is if a business which has a culture of suits and ties contracts with a company to provide open source solutions, has support people which are wearing sandals and jeans, then, yes, I think there will be a problem. Why would an organization that has suits have a bunched of sandeled-footed and pony-tailed people walking around their offices? Being presentable is half the equation. Knowing your stuff is the other half. If you know a lot, but you are unpresentable, unbathed, unshaven and slovenly, then no one will accept your solution. I learned this working in a retail shop. On a number of occassions, I had to come from something or go to something after work and I would be in a suit. I discovered that it is far easier to sell something when your in a suit (mind you I was a manager at the time). Your dress goes along way for creditability.

      You can call it prejudices or whatever. But the fact remains that business has a culture. And being sucessful to your customers means dressing and playing a part of that culture. You have to sell yourself to make yourself sucessful.

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      The views expressed are mine own and do not express the views of my employer.
    24. Re:Yeah... by MBCook · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Exactly. That is one of my favorite pet peeves.

      A teen, in spiky blue hair with a bolt through his nose and tons of other piercings in beatup old all black clothes who demands you ignore their appearance and treat them just like everyone else.

      If appereance doesn't matter (his point, thus I should treat him just like the guy wearing the suit), then what is the point of dressing that way? It makes a statement. And if you choose to make that statement, then you have to understand other people will react to your statement. You can't make a statement and demand it is ignored at the same time.

      The article makes perfect sense to me. If you are a programmer at home, or you are working down in the bowels of the building running the network in the crampt hot server room, it makes sense you may want to dress comfortably.

      But if you want to consult, or if you have to deal with anyone (management, middle management, customers, etc) then you need to dress appropriatly.

      To take it out of context, let's have another example. Let's say you want to buy a BMW. So you go to the dealership. Now who are you more likely to trust as a knowledgeable salesperson? A woman in a nice suit, or a women in a old jogging uniform?

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    25. Re:Yeah... by DaveJay · · Score: 1

      >Or to put it another way, the smart, thought and talented (and psychologically healthy) people don't need to do all the other >BS. They 1) have enough respect for themselves that they don't have to do it, and 2) have enough respect for themselved that >they keep themselves cleaned up.

      Hmm. I have a beard, because my wife really really likes it. I have attractive clean clothes, but they're casual, because I feel (and work alongside people who feel) that being comfortable (and clean) is more important than being "dressed up".

      Of course, if I were going out to client sites again (previous job), I'd either lose the beard or trim it (depending on the audience), and you're darn tootin' I'd wear a suit.

    26. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Otherwise, I think you're totally wrong and lack real experience of diverse people.

      I live in Southern California. Believe me, I have plenty of experience with "diverse" people.

      I'm not implying that freaky people can't be productive citizens or whatever. Heck, one of my best friends growing up was 9-on-a-scale-of-10 bearded geek with all the stereotypical annoying personality flaws you can name. And when I worked with him once, I said "never again", even though he was a smart guy.

      My point is that there's usually a deep-seated psychological reason people need to be latch on to the Goth subculture or the drug subculture or the geek subculture or whatever.

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    27. Re:Yeah... by secolactico · · Score: 2
      I mean, appearance is 99% of your reputation, right?


      Sadly, yes. Well, maybe not. But a "clean cut" appearance will help you at least get your foot on the door.

      But once your rep has been established (say, you are well regarded in the industry or your particular field), appearance will not matter much. But before that, showing up for a job interview with a long hair that hasn't been washed for 5 days might be held against you.

      Personally, I believe that even if you don't spend face time with customers, if you have to interact with co-worker you should keep a clean appearance (not your "white guy" example, tho) as a sign of respect to them. Long hair is fine, but at least wash it every other day. And use deodorant and soap, for the love of god.
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    28. Re:Yeah... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with you here.

      I never used to dress up for anything. Well, weddings and funerals, but only if I really liked the people involved, and sometimes not even then. I never really thought about it.

      The latest job I'm working at came with a big pay bump and a significant dress code. I don't think I ever saw it in writing, but it's just clear: you don't come into the office without a long-sleeve collared shirt and dress pants, and some sort of shoes that have seen the business end of a horsehair brush and some Kiwi.

      Anyway, I found since I started working there that when I'm 'dressed for work' and go out into the world, the level of service and attention I receive is pretty significantly different from what I was used to. In fact I've tested it a few times; gone to the same restaurant a few times wearing work clothes, then gone a few times in a pair of cargos and a t-shirt, just to see what happens. People are politer, service is faster, I get called "sir" a lot more...it's not a huge difference, but it's noticeable.

      Unlike your skin color -- which I don't believe in judging people by, as they have no control over it -- you choose what you put on every morning. You can choose to look like pretty much anything you want (within the bounds of the clothing you can afford); and other people are going to judge you based on that implicit choice. When I see someone who looks like a slob, I don't feel bad judging them, because they chose to look that way. If you roll out of bed, put on the first articles of clothing that you find on your floor, and go with it, that's fine -- but don't say you weren't warned when your glass doesn't get refilled at a restaurant as fast as the guy in a suit's does. You knew, or should have known, what you were getting into when you decided to go out like that.

      My experiences are probably region-specific; the treatment I might have gotten in Southern California might have been different (I don't know, never having been there and having little interest in going -- too hot for my taste). But in an area filled with white-collar corporate and government types, and businesses that cater to them, if you want to be taken seriously it's pretty obvious how you want to present yourself.

      Having been on both sides of the issue now, I think there's a lot to be said to matching your dress and other aspects of your personal image (hair, accessories, etc.) to the impression you want to create. And on the corporate level, I think it's pretty fair to want to create dress codes that match the kind of business and team you want to build. And if you're selling something -- as a whole lot of OSS developers effectively are, whether they realize it or not -- to matching your appearance to your client or intended buyer.

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    29. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Other cultures are seen as inferior only because they are different, and practiced by minorities.

      Some cultures are different and not inferior. Other culture are definitely inferior. I'm sorry, but the culture of violence, anti-intellectualism and mysogynism practiced by certain members of the rap community is inferior and utter crap. Should I respect certain Muslim countries when the suppress women? Should I respect certain other cultures that practice child slavery? Should I respect certain African cultures that practice female circumcision?

      Not all cultures are morally equivalent.

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    30. Re:Yeah... by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      I am the original poster that got modded down faster than a housecat gets fucked.

      j00 say: It means that 90% of racism is culture, not skin color. And I have absolutely no problem with rejecting someone out on their ass based on their (or lack of) culture.

      I say it means that the dominant culture does whatever the fuck they want until there is an anti discriminination law passed, and then they just do it more stealthily.

      Well at least we are in a better situation than those african countries where opposing cultures are at bloody violent war with each other (Hutu vs Tutsi anyone?). I seem to recall some sort of Serbian Croatian battle also where females of the underdog cultures were raped and men were killed. _That_ practice goes back a long way.

      So, flamebait or not, in a society that proclaims itself a "melting pot" and "equal opportunity employer" etc. ad nauseum, to be intolerant of a subculture (no matter how small) is nothing less than hypocrisy. As someone that has seen different IT 'types', the sandal and ponytail set are usually stone cold geniuses compared to the guy in the suit that went to Technical College.

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    31. Re:Yeah... by rhakka · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As opposed to the corporate or sales subcultures?

      I agree with you in many respects... such dress is often just a uniform of a different sort for some people... but how you dress is ultimately an aesthetic choice any way you slice it, you're "conforming" to some image that has been done before, whether it's goth, punk, hippy, corporate suit, GQ... I happen to like baggy (not as baggy as ten years ago, but still loose and large) clothes. Very comfortable. I often wear a baseball cap. Backwards, even. I save my more fitting clothes for buisness appointments, out of self-preservation, but I do feel it's dumb to have to do that. Realistically or not, clothing does not in any meaningful way define an individual. It's just that a large number of ignorant people act like it does.

    32. Re:Yeah... by plover · · Score: 1
      A buddy of mine put it more succinctly than that. Here at work we can choose to wear either a collared shirt with a jacket or tie, or the uniform of our retail stores. Preferring not to be choked by the tie, he chose the latter. He refers to his uniform shirt as his "Tunic of Unpromotability +5"

      And he's right. There's a detectable bias, even internally, against people not wearing the "professional" garb.

      --
      John
    33. Re:Yeah... by James_Aguilar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I had to LOL at that spelling of acquisition. I hope someone mods you +5 funny just for that. It's OK, everyone has brain-farts now and then. :)

      (For the record, when I first wrote this comment, I spelled it "aquisition," which is also wrong. I was about to hit, "Post," but then I was like, "Damn, wouldn't it look retarded if I spelled it wrong too?" Thank God I did that or else HUMILIATION == ULTIMATE.)

    34. Re:Yeah... by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      My point is that there's usually a deep-seated psychological reason people need to be latch on to the Goth subculture or the drug subculture or the geek subculture or whatever.

      Probably the same reason some people need to be conformists. :-)

    35. Re:Yeah... by Flaming_cows · · Score: 1

      I agree that 'WASP' is not the apex of culture, but a person's mannerisms can tell you a lot about a person. If someone is very openly of an alternate culture that at least has some sophistication to it, it's generally okay. However, when you get into people who act and sound uneducated, who clearly lack social skills or the language skills needed to work well with other employees, who clearly do not have enough self discipline to at least practice basic hygiene, or who obviously don't care enough to try to make a good impression, screening can be a valuable tool. That being said, you of course need to screen based on what job you're trying to fill. If you're looking for the next hypergenius to design a quantum computer, you should obviously give precedence to factors like job history, education, recommendations, etcetera. On the other hand, if you're just looking for a junior programmer, you might want to give a bit more precedence to factors like how well they fit into the work environment (which is affected by mannerisms and culture), how well they communicate, how much care they take in making themselves 'acceptable', and so on.

    36. Re:Yeah... by paving-slab · · Score: 1

      Bacon.

    37. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, as you seem to be, I am a proponent of the "when in Rome, do as the Romans" philsophy. However, the GP has a point - do you really want to be in Rome if the Romans all have short hair?

      That said, I've worked with many Fortune 100 companies of all types, including two of the largest and most traditional banks in the nation, and I have never had anyone make an issue of the length of my hair. (Incidentally, the only place that ever mentioned my hair length as an issue was in a retail Staples store, back in like 1996, and I quit two weeks later.)

      However, I keep it very clean and orderly (it's nearly always pulled back into a low bun) and do my best to adopt a very "corporate" look - certainly no sandals or shorts. As someone once quipped to me, I try to follow a "look good, feel good, do good" mentality, and my employers have always seemed to respect the effort I put into my professional appearance more than focus on the length of my hair (or my piercings, which I usually take out at work anyway).

      But were it to come down to the wire and I was told that I was required to cut my hair to keep my job or move up in the company, I would almost certainly file a lawsuit for sexual discrimination. I put every bit the same (and often times more) effort into my appearance as the women with long hair who work here, so I expect to be shown the same courtesy. So long as my appearance is not harming my productivity or the greater image of the company (not likely in my job), there is no reason I should be discriminated against simply because I choose to keep my hair long.

    38. Re:Yeah... by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

      Long hair is fine, but at least wash it every other day.

      Every OTHER day? Please be more courteous than that.

      Both when I had hair down to my ass, and when I'd shaved it clean off, I washed it every day (except those days when I'm lazing around the house, maybe). Hell, I work from home now, and still show the proper courtesy towards my cat by showering every day ;)

    39. Re:Yeah... by narrowhouse · · Score: 1

      Oh, but people who think that a suit and tie are proper business attire are not convinced that "their way" is the right way? Form should follow function, if your job is to "make an impression" such as with sales, marketing or executive positions, then by all means wear a suit and tie.If you want me to wear a suit and tie so I can sit in a cube and crank out code, or worse yet crawl under desks arranging cable and electrical outlets, then you are not making any sense. Professional dress requires SOME conformity, sandals and ponytails may be inapproptiate in a job that interacts with the public, but if an employee's clothing and grooming are not distracting to their co-workers and not visible to the general public please give one SUBSTANTIVE reason why it should be changed.

      It's anecdotal of course but I have noticed that technology (hardware and software) sales people who are the best dressed tend to be the ones who know the least about the product.The sales guy who wears chinos and an oxford has a much better chance of explaining what the product actually does without having to quote the brochure.I see well dressed SOFTWARE salesmen all day that aren't willing to learn how to use email well.How do I know they are willing to learn other things to do their job when they say things like "I'm a sales guy, I don't know this technical stuff"? I couldn't care less how much their suit costs if they are unable to understand the products they sell.

      I know of a software company that is run by an old school ex-IBM salesman. He wears great suits and has his assistant print his emails because he doesn't have a computer in his office. Not too long ago he floated the idea of tightening the dress code to present a more "professional" image. Unfortunately someone had to remind him that he hasn't given anyone but executives and salesmen a raise in over 5 years, so asking for everyone to dress better was a hard sell. If you give people a reason to do something besides "it's just more professional" you might be surprised. I bet many (not all of course) "unprofessionally dressed" people can give you a good reason why they dress the way they do.

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    40. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, a cultural relativist.

      Which culture would that be exactly? The asian culture which was static for a few thousand years? The african culture which hasn't ammounted to much of anything? The middle eastern culture which is either static or stagnating into religious dictatorships? There is a reason western culture is dominant and it's not that we are as good as other cultures it's because we are, per definition, superior.

      I also have a few questions for you: Is cannibalism good? Religious sacrifice? Female circumcision? Sharia law? Slavery? Ah, sorry I forgot they're all equally good, but different.

      Cultural relativism is a load of crap.

    41. Re:Yeah... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      By the same token, there is a usually a deep-seated psychological reason people need to dress and act like everyone else --- it probably has to do with fear of expressing individuality and being accepted. Hair grows naturally; but we aren't born with business suits and razors.

    42. Re:Yeah... by Flaming_cows · · Score: 1

      Almost every meat...

    43. Re:Yeah... by misleb · · Score: 1

      Question is, why would you want to work with people who lack the ability to distinguish between a sharp dresser and a skillful worker?

      -matthew

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    44. Re:Yeah... by rk · · Score: 2

      Meat is evolutionarily preferred, because any adverse health effects from it are put off until most us are long past our child-bearing/raising years. Meat is a very efficient protein source for those animals with the ability to process it.

      Evolution isn't about living long... it's just about living enough to procreate. From this perspective, once you quit punching out kids, what happens to you is largely irrelevant.

      With that said, although I differ from you in that enjoy vegetables as well, I love a good slab of prime rib run through a warm room. If I've been brainwashed to like that, well than hip-hip-hooray for brainwashing. And if it kills me sooner than eating nothing that casts a shadow, then at least that's that much less time I have to hear holier-art-than-thou neo-Puritans bitching about what I eat.

    45. Re:Yeah... by doubledoh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sorry dude, I don't buy it. Most vegetarian parents I've talked to have told me that their kids like vegetables and fruit for the most part with rare exceptions. When you only offer your kids the choice between vegetable A and vegetable B...they learn to like one of them. When you offer the choice between meat A and veggie B...then due to their evolutionary instincts which gravitate toward the most "energy dense" foods, they will choose the meat because of its short term benefits. Now that we have science to repudiate the errors of evolution, we are able to determine that protein rich non-animal foods are far more healthy than protein rich meats. When one primarily feeds their kids fatty foods, meat, and dairy products...which have been proven to be addictive, it's easy to see why kids (and adults) reject healthy veggies over addictive meats and fatty foods.

      I predict that a lot of the nutritional bias against meat will turn out to be completely wrong in the future.

      I also think you're making the mistake of believe that evolution has some kind of purpose or that it is intelligent. Evolution is not necessarily smart. It creates far more "bad" mutations than it does "good" ones. It's just that we only see the "good" mutations because they are the ones that survive. You're also placing somewhat too much emphasis on nutrition as the means to survival when there are many other factors to survival...including the bodies ability to store and process food energy, the bodies hunting and gathering faculties, mental capacities, and the species social behaviors. I'd say that human survival has been much more a function of their ability to communicate in depth with each other as it has been with the types of food they eat. We are after all, one of the weakest species out there compared to those with similar weight (without our big brains, we'd be dead). In any case, almost every species has become extinct historically because the species's evolutionary progress was not able to adapt quickly enough to their changing enviornment (or they didn't have the brain capacity to evaluate and alter behavior that was inevitably destructive). I think human survival henceforth will largely depend upon our ability to make better choices in light of our scientific discoveries (ie, by marginalizing dangerous religious dogma, eating healthier plant based foods, and continuing to advance technologies that can make life easier and safer).

      You surely can't deny that our culture has become more glutonous and obese BECAUSE of processed foods and meats served at fast food restaurants. And you also can't deny that obesity and high cholestrol levels leads to diabetes, heart disease, cancer, lupis and countless other ailments. This is not optimal anymore than lung cancer caused by smoking is optimal. Evolution, in this context, is wrong (if it is evolution's fault). It doesn't matter if you think meat tastes "soooooooooooo" much better than veggies. Science can prove that a diet based on cold-water fish and plants is far less destructive to your body than one based on fowl and red-meat. The meat eater in general may become bigger and stronger (if he doesn't eat lots of tofu or fish), but in human terms...is that necessary? Isn't the human's claim to fame our mental capacities? By eating red-meat in light of our scientific knowledge that it is not healthy, you are choosing not to benefit from the human's evolutionary strength...our ability to reason.

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    46. Re:Yeah... by PygmySurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can't I buy a car from the dude with spiky blue hair and the bolt through his nose? I think he'd better be able to tell me what kind of car would suit MY needs than the two women in your example.

    47. Re:Yeah... by bigredradio · · Score: 1

      If you know a lot, but you are unpresentable, unbathed, unshaven and slovenly

      Doesn't that describe most of the open source community?

      ;-)
    48. Re:Yeah... by heisencat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I had long scraggly hair for years before and during college. I cut it off when I started going bald and I've worn it short ever since.

      I've discovered that there are advantages to looking as straight as I do now. Nobody expects me to be the most radical freak in the room. It's like stealth mode. (Also, I or my wife can cut my hair. I haven't paid anybody for a haircut in eight years!)

      Still, whenever I see somebody in a suit, I assume that they've spent time and energy on their appearance that would be better spent on their work. And, conversely, if somebody wants me to conform to a dress code, I assume that they care more about appearance than performance.

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    49. Re:Yeah... by Assassin17 · · Score: 1

      He also misspelled "occasions", "successful", and "you're". Hopefully, he won't be met with the harsh reality that some people out there form a low opinion of those who can't spell at a fifth grade level. True, there may be very little correlation between spelling ability and software development. However, employers are going to make judgments. Why would an organization containing PhDs want support people who can't even spell the brand names of the expensive suits they purchase? Your articulation goes a long way for creditability.

      You can call it prejudices or whatever. But the fact remains that society uses language to communicate. And impressing others sometimes requires an ability to harness that language rather than butchering it.

    50. Re:Yeah... by misleb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm guessing it might have more to do with his use of terms such as "Tunic of Unpromotability +5" rather than the clothing itself, but I could be wrong.

      -matthew

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    51. Re:Yeah... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thats all nice and true as long as you don't look at the flaws of your own culture, sadly enough a rather common flaw in the USA nowadays.

    52. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bacon does.

    53. Re:Yeah... by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      I let my knowledge do the talking, not my apperance. I don't need to look a special way to fit in. When that is said, I work for a company where dresscode for everyone outside parts of the company that deals face-to-face with customers, is whatever we want. Then again, my company rewards talent and intelligence and accepts that some of the talent can be rather odd and not suited for customer contact. And it has never done any drugtesting either, it would have had to fire 50-75% of the people in my LOB.

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    54. Re:Yeah... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      It's anecdotal of course but I have noticed that technology (hardware and software) sales people who are the best dressed tend to be the ones who know the least about the product.The sales guy who wears chinos and an oxford has a much better chance of explaining what the product actually does without having to quote the brochure

      I think this is a corollary to the rule that the greater your level of mastery, the greater your privilege of letting your mastery speak for itself, and the less you are required to inspire confidence and communicate professionalism and commitment through other means (such as dress and demeanor).

      That is, the problem isn't subject-matter experts dressing down. The problem is people showing up for a job interview dressed down, expecting to be given the benefit of the doubt that they're subject-matter experts before they've put in several years with the prospective employer, fully demonstrating that they're masters regardless of what they're wearing.

      It's the whole attitude of "I'm so good, I don't need to show respect or professionalism; you should just read my resume and give me full credit immediately" that turns people off during an interview.

      If your sole purpose during the interview is to get the job, you'll dress professionally, and take many other steps to convince me that I should risk several hundred thousand dollars a year investing in you.

      If your purpose in the interview is to confront my prejudices, raise my awareness, communicate your disdain for my workplace customs... well, you may succeed in your purpose, but you won't get the job.

      Remember, I'm not interviewing you in order to fight injustice, right wrongs, build a better tomorrow, celebrate diversity, or learn new things.

      I'm interviewing you because I want to give lots of money to a skilled laborer in exchange for his skilled labor. You want lots of money? Do everything in your power to convince me that you're the laborer I'm looking for. If you don't want lots of money, don't waste my time and yours on some juvenile performance art crap about how even purple-haired freaks in muumuus can be good software engineers.

      (I actually know a purple-haired muumuu freak who's a damn fine software engineer and an all-around genius of the first order. And even he puts on shoes, a suit, and a tie for his job interviews. He doesn't get his freak on until after he's established through other means that he's a worthy candidate.)

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    55. Re:Yeah... by heisencat · · Score: 1

      If I want to buy a car, I'm most likely to trust the salesperson who'll shut the hell up and leave me alone except when I have a question, and who then gives me an intelligent and helpful answer. I don't give a shit what they look like.

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    56. Re:Yeah... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Let's say you want to buy a BMW. So you go to the dealership. Now who are you more likely to trust as a knowledgeable salesperson? A woman in a nice suit, or a women in a old jogging uniform?

      The later is obviously not intending to divert my attention away from the actual product so would be the more trustworthy one intially.

    57. Re:Yeah... by rholliday · · Score: 1

      Still, whenever I see somebody in a suit, I assume that they've spent time and energy on their appearance that would be better spent on their work. And, conversely, if somebody wants me to conform to a dress code, I assume that they care more about appearance than performance.

      The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Someone putting on slightly better clothes in the morning may or may not take a little longer than jeans and a T-shirt. Expecting your employees to do this does not mean you expect them to work less.
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    58. Re:Yeah... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Uhm, but you're ignorant if you say that clothes don't partly define a person. I mean, a person who looks like shit, there has to be a reason for that choice, right?

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    59. Re:Yeah... by abigor · · Score: 1

      Goths are generally fools, university grads or not. Show me anyone who wears their "uniqueness" on their sleeve, and I'll show you the most boring person in the room. "Freaks" are generally mentally impoverished individuals desperate to secure some kind of separation from the masses, not realising that it is deeds, not appearances, that count.

      Signed,

      Someone who used to date a lot of goth chicks

    60. Re:Yeah... by frizop · · Score: 1

      nail on the head. (excluding first impressions)

    61. Re:Yeah... by fbjon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Long hair does require more maintenance to look ok, though, and some people just don't look good with long hair at all.

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    62. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because money is useful for living.

    63. Re:Yeah... by nostriluu · · Score: 1


      And your bitterness shows.

      I used to date goth chicks (and would do so again, were I not in a long term relationship), one is a doing serious research into cancer (heaven forbid, that might be construed as holier than thou! along with living healthily), and otherwise I haven't noticed any correlations with the things you've said. Sounds like you're well on your way to becoming a grumpy old man.

    64. Re:Yeah... by abigor · · Score: 1

      What sorts of structural injustices does U.S. culture impose on its own citizens that even compares to the examples given by the grandparent? Get a grip, idiot.

    65. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Thats all nice and true as long as you don't look at the flaws of your own culture, sadly enough a rather common flaw in the USA nowadays.

      Jeez, people like you are irritating. Where did I say that US culture was perfect? In fact, I think I specifically named part of US culture that I don't like (i.e., Rap culture). Just because we aren't perfect doesn't mean that all cultures are morally equivalent.

      Though, for the record, I do believe that mainstream US culture is the greatest culture in the world. Just an opinion, of course, though one that plenty of other people share (just look at how many people try and emigrate to here).

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    66. Re:Yeah... by rholliday · · Score: 1

      The dress code at a company contributes a lot to the environment. When I was interviewing for jobs last year I wore a suit and tie. My first interview was at a small medical software company. I sat in a little room while they sent in different coders to ask me questions. They all looked extremely uncomfortable in their flip-flops, shorts, and T-shirts, though I was the one melting in the heat. I ended up being told I was "not right for their environment," though I had no problems with their questions and tests. After that I would ask the interviewer about the dress code. Most often I would come in khakis and a tie. When I went to IBM I wore my suit again. Even though I was the only one with a coat and one of few with a tie, I did not stand out blatantly because everyone was dressed professionally.

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    67. Re:Yeah... by rhakka · · Score: 1

      And when you can pin down *what* that reason is by simply looking at their clothes, then you would be right that clothes could partly define a person. In my experience, at least a short conversation is usually required in addition.

    68. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you respect certain western cultures that practice male circumcision?

    69. Re:Yeah... by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      People who dress and look freaky do it for a reason -- because they ARE freaky.

      And it turns out that creativity and freakiness are related. Read Touched with Fire: Manic-Depressive Illness and the Artistic Temperament for more information. It's no accident that the SF Bay Area is both known for being accepting of freaks and is the heart of the high-tech industry.

    70. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats great. I use your dress as a moron catcher. When you show up to your job interview dressed as a moron, you don't get hired. Thanks for making my job easier.

    71. Re:Yeah... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      showing up for a job interview with a long hair that hasn't been washed for 5 days

      Why is is that so many people are automatically adding "unwashed" to "long hair" in this discussion? When I had long hair I had to wash it every day without fail to feel comfortable.

      Nowdays I've got fairly short hair, just because it's lower maintenance. However I also have a beard for the same reason, shaving every day is a bitch (and the beard gets washed every day before you ask). And I wear sandals too, to complete the stereotype, though not to interviews.

    72. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, Goths are just as conformist as the yuppies on the golf courses. They all seem to have a holier-than-thou attitude because they (in their mind) are "pushing the social envelope".

      Yes, I know that not all goths are like that, but not all yuppies on the golf courses are like that either. Actually, the way that Goth attitude of conforming while seeing themselves as a bunch of non-conformists adds a whole level of pretentiousness to their conformity

    73. Re:Yeah... by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      So I don't have to type it all out again, here's the short version:

      Cultures are supposed to conflict. That's what makes them separate cultures. If you don't find another culture inferior, superior, or at least alien in some way, then you should really consider the fact that it probably isn't another culture at all.

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    74. Re:Yeah... by misleb · · Score: 1

      Not a skilled worker, I take it?

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    75. Re:Yeah... by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      Thank God my cobalt blue hair matched my collared shirt and tie with my last interview. ;) I still have the hair, but I haven't worn the suit since. The trick is rejecting bad job matches; this may mean you get rejected, but who wants to work for such a reactionary company anyway?

      And no, I don't live in California. Heh.

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    76. Re:Yeah... by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      True, for some. Some just find it fun, or are making the very same point you are.

    77. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Cultures are supposed to conflict. That's what makes them separate cultures. If you don't find another culture inferior, superior, or at least alien in some way, then you should really consider the fact that it probably isn't another culture at all.

      I find Japanese culture neither inferior nor superior overall (though it is certainly alien). Exactly how does that fit your premise that all cultures are supposed to conflict? I can find something interesting, but different, without passing a judgment on it.

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    78. Re:Yeah... by The+NPS · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying Goths don't suck, 'cause they do. I saw a guy wearing a goth skirt the other day, it was awful ...

      .... but anyone can put on a suit and look nice -- ever see american psycho? I know it's a rare instance, but putting on a suit doesn't make you well adjusted. It doesn't make them a professional. Just because you don't like to dress up doesn't mean there's something wrong with you. There's a big difference between some casual dress, and being a goth, as well. Similarly, you can't suppose that because someone's a goth that they can't be an effective worker. You don't know where their quirks lie.

      A suit and tie is just a different uniform than goth wear is.

    79. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Do you respect certain western cultures that practice male circumcision?

      Actually, I think male circumcision is barbaric and am not afraid to label it as sexual mutilation. It should be totally outlawed, and I don't give a crap if a religion thinks it's part of their cultural heritage (e.g., Jewish religion).

      It's unfortunately too late for me on the score, but my son was not circumcised.

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    80. Re:Yeah... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      You have to sell yourself to make yourself sucessful.

      Reminds me of a better quote:

      The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
      -- Jean Giraudoux

    81. Re:Yeah... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      In my experience, Goths are just as conformist as the yuppies on the golf courses. They all seem to have a holier-than-thou attitude because they (in their mind) are "pushing the social envelope".

      If so, they're just following in the footsteps of the non-conformists of the '50s who carefully conformed to the rules of non-conformaty. Rather pathetic, really, trying to be different to rebell and they can't even be original about it.

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    82. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's credibility you illiterate fool!

    83. Re:Yeah... by delong · · Score: 1

      Not so much about class and swagger as professionalism

      Yes. This is why people would rather patronize a mechanic or plumber that doesn't look like he is a hick-ass Deliverance extra.

    84. Re:Yeah... by here.i.chel · · Score: 1

      Perfectly right.
      Seeing how even the dumb can perform with a customer with the right dress code, why should you pass on this opportunity?
      If the guys know their stuff, which happenes every now and then, you can go ahead and save yourself and them the discomfort after the first meeting.
      If they are just the usual off-the-rack customers, better appear the way they expect from a trustworthy partner.

    85. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were true, slurs like "oreo" would be a thing of the past. Unfortunately there are people who look at anyone who isn't lily-white with disdain, and if you're black but don't "act black" (e.g., you don't speak in stereotypical eubonics, you dress conservatively, and don't have a "kill whitey" attitude, don't collect welfare/actually WORK for a living) then you're an oreo. We may laugh at the term when spewed out on All in the Family or The Jefferson reruns, but people STILL use that term today. Granted, they're fewer and farther between, but racism is far from dead. :(

      I blame folks like Jesse Jackson who play the "race card" every time some natural disaster, attack, or criminal prosecution comes about for the perpetuation of racial tension, and I blame affirmative action, which basically says "hire this minority because although he may be inferior, you need to hire minorities. The media whores (like Jesse) are quite transparent, and affirmative action only serves to assure that people are treated as inferiors over skin pigment.

      Racism is not as rational as you make it out to be. Many people hate for no good reason.

    86. Re:Yeah... by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

      Bacon is made with smoke (from wood) and salt. I doubt plain pig back fat would be very enjoyable.

    87. Re:Yeah... by TrailerTrash · · Score: 1

      --- Are you really comfortable rejecting someone on those grounds alone? ---
      --- I wouldn't be so morally smug if that's the case. ---

      What grounds for moral smugness do you find acceptable? Personally, moral smugness is just as offensive from someone who wants to give me free high quality software as those who want to sell me crappy software for way too much money. Or just as offensive from someone who is a tech genius but deliberately dresses in a way that says "I don't give a crap what you like" as from a talentless hack who dresses just like me in order to suck up.

      Either way, moral smugness sucks.

      When you enter someone's world, you follow their rules. If you don't like their rules, don't enter their world. That world could be goths playing Marilyn Manson, it could be tattoo warriors prowling alleys late at night, or a corporate environment. No one culture is right; the only wrong is seeking out an opportunity to enter a particular culture and defy the norms for no reason than to just do it. No one makes you take a job in corporate America (can't speak for the non-English speaking world, though I've worked in the UK and Australia). If you don't like the environment, don't go there.

    88. Re:Yeah... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Where did I say that US culture was perfect? In fact, I think I specifically named part of US culture that I don't like

      I didn't think or suggest you said it was perfect. What I said is that it is easy to see your own culture (whichever it might be) as superior only when you disregard its flaws. I also said that that was a rather common attitude in the USA at the moment. For the rest, the USA is a bit too big to talk about a single culture there.

      In the end it has a lot to do with what you find important. For example, African culture might not have brought much to US American standards, but it does have the longest surviving cultures on this planet. If ensuring the future existance of your culture is an important goal, they have done well for the last 20+ millenia for what we know about, and prolly longer. Depending on how you define 'superior', they could be considered superior to every other culture on the planet.

      At any rate, I have no problem with you believing that the culture you live in is the best for you, as long as you don't assume that that automatically makes it best for others also.

      As for wanting to live and work in the USA, been there, done that. Could have returned there till early 2003 but didn't feel like it. Your person and the culture you live in have to match well enough to not make it a constant struggle. The one that matches that best for you is not unlikely the one you were born in, and is easily called superior for you. The USA has lots of oppertunities for those actively looking for them, and things are possible at a scale no other country can even think about at this time.. That makes for a good reason for people to want to move there.

      Last but not least, yes, there are some cultures that have ideas that both of us would find horrible. Thing is, we do have some such ideas of our own in the eyes of other cultures, not to mention some that we ourselves recognized recently as being quite bad (slavery anyone?)

    89. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I washed it every day

      Whether your hair is long or not, it is not healthy to get into the cycle of washing (ie soaping) it every day. Your hair will be no cleaner than someone who uses soap at a lower frequency (though still regularly) because your scalp responds to overwashing by secreting more oil in an attempt to defend itself from this kind of abuse. All you are accomplishing is increasing the damage soap does to your skin.

    90. Re:Yeah... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      If you want me to wear a suit and tie so I can sit in a cube and crank out code...

      I've spent some time as a telemarketer, targetting businesses only. (If we called a private residence, we appologized, ended the call and marked the number not to be called again.) The boss had us all in business dress, including ties for the men, just in case a client came in to see us. Stupid, really, especially when you consider that it never happened. Of course, you have to take into account that the only callers who did well were those who ignored the boss's spiel and made up their own.

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    91. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool. ;) I just mentioned it because you specifically called out female circumcision, and I believe most people in the USA tend to be rather hypocritical on this because male circumcision is so common. Most people I've talked to (and I used to feel the same way) think nothing's wrong with male circumcision but are absolutely appaled at the female "genital mutilation" (same thing) that goes on in other cultures.

      It's one of the few areas where we're hypocritical against males!

    92. Re:Yeah... by Fluk3 · · Score: 0

      So is it okay for your girlfriend to not shave her legs, pussy and armpits?

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    93. Re:Yeah... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      So, flamebait or not, in a society that proclaims itself a "melting pot" and "equal opportunity employer" etc. ad nauseum, to be intolerant of a subculture (no matter how small) is nothing less than hypocrisy.

      Hardly. The reason the melting pot culture is so succesful is precisely because it allows for multiple sub-cultures to exist but refuses to advance or allow culture traits which are viewed at inferior by the majority of people. The reason that modern "civilized" culture does not involve rape, sexual opression, constant infighting and death is preciesely becuase the people look down upon such cultural traits and work to lower, reduce and eliminate those traits (socialy or legaly it doesn't matter both are effective methods of modern culture)

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    94. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I work in the IT department of a top 25 law firm. Some of our attorneys have buildings named after them and quite a few of them have been on Nightline and 60 minutes. I work with them, pass them in the halls, talk to them, and we know each other by name.
      I have hair down to about mid back (and it is somewhat curly and "poofy"). I went from Tier 1-2 to network engineer in less then 3 years (I was a previous network administrator at my previous job so I had a few years experience already). We just hired a tier 2 tech with at least 3 earings in each ear.
      They value employees that can get the job done and that they can count on regardless of the stereotypes many people have.

      There is absolutely no connection to your personal choice of hair style or shoe choice to your work ethic or knowledge level. No one can dispute that.

    95. Re:Yeah... by Eternauta3k · · Score: 0

      I'm so non-comformist I don't comform with what they say (South Park anyone?)

      --
      Yeah. Would you choose a neurosurgeon who pokes around people's brains in his spare time? I wouldn't.
    96. Re:Yeah... by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Smart talented people with people-sense know that sometimes how you look can make or break a deal.

      Now, if you don't mind losing the occasional deal to the fact that the person you're talking can't get past your grooming, then no biggie, but if you're a CEO, and that 'occasional deal' can be worth millions of dollars, then (if you're worth your salt), you're gonna make sure that you're dressed to whatever your client is expecting.

      This one time I had two job interviews the same afternoon. One at a university lab, and the other at a downtown regional office of a large company.

      At the university I wore a nice clean casual shirt and crisp pants. In the car going downtown, I was frantically switching to a suit and tie.

      I got offered both jobs (at about the same pay). I chose the University.

      --
      OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
    97. Re:Yeah... by kfg · · Score: 1

      This just in; business suits and short hair (what there is of it) hold back the adoption of ethics.

      KFG

    98. Re:Yeah... by Fluk3 · · Score: 0

      Most mammals groom themselves or one-another. Look at cats and monkeys. The fact that we use metal tools and fabrics is no different. We aren't born with sandals and pony tails either (nor pachouli oil).

      --
      I've been upgraded to "bad"!
    99. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think image is as important, more the fear of doing something different in small to medium sized businesses.

      I mean check out this group photo of a small bunch of garage hackers in 1979:
      http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/photos/images/micros oft.jpg/
      http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/photos/microsoft.htm l/

      What is more worrying is the adoption of MS only desktops in many educational facilities. I loved the time I was at tech here in NZ, we had desktops (Intel 8088 and 286's) running DR DOS, Servers were Netware 3.x, many of the tutors ran Macs, there was a DEC mainframe in the library (Old at the time but at least we could have a play with some big iron technology), and it all worked together on the campus LAN. Now people graduate from the same facility never having touched an OS other than Windows, so that is all they know. So that is then what they install/buy for their own business or at home.

    100. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should try to listen to some rap music, or experience some other elements of hip-hop culture my friend. I would suggest grabbing an album or two from the following artists (The earlier the better):

      Tupac Shakur
      Nasir Jones (Nas)
      Rakim
      Common (Including his most recent, "Be")

      Start there. Also, do some fact finding and some historical digging. The oft' lamented misogynistic characteristics of rap are largely the result of its having become 'mainstream' beginning in the late 1980s and early 1990s and becoming yet another product of the form-feeder music industry, dominated by anglocentric conceptions.

      I am a classically educated man. I've read a great deal of Western thought. While I would make no claims to deny that there is some rap which is garrish, materialistic, misognystic, etc. I would also suggest that some of the most profound, activistic, socially aware, and progressive messages that I've come across in a modern context have been ensconsed in the lyrics of rap artists.

      It's the 21st century. Stop spouting cliche assumptions about the music and the people behind it. Get on the ground and learn.

    101. Re:Yeah... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 0
      You can call it prejudices or whatever. But the fact remains that business has a culture.

      Great. You are a prejudiced idiot. "Professionalism" is an attitude and a work ethic; it has nothing whatsoever do to with the clothes you are wearing. Nothing. I've met social retards in Armani suits, and I've met consummate experts in overalls and yes, sandals and ponytails. I feel bad for you if you cannot see this.

      --
      If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
    102. Re:Yeah... by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've found the opposite to be true about long hair. Short hair requires getting it cut very frequently. Long hair requires trimming the ends every few months or so, a procedure taking a few seconds. It takes almost no extra amount of time for me to wash or brush my long hair than it did when it was short. I tie it back in a pony tail and go.

      I keep my hair long because short hair requires too much maintenance. :)

    103. Re:Yeah... by Razor+Sex · · Score: 1

      Reality Master, I completely agree with you, and any others who claimed I was a cultural relativist, except for the white supremacist downthread.

      Not all cultures are equivalent, and there's a base of morality that isn't relative. You listed a bunch of cultures that are indeed poisoned.

      I was sort of replying to someone's post, and sort of commenting on the thread itself. The part of the guy's post (I can't find it now) I quoted struck me as someone making pretty superficial judgements, which I thought was stupid, and morally wrong. If you reject someone for being a white supremacist, or for endorsing barbaric practices, more power to you. I honestly didn't really have in mind the kind of cultures you listed, RealityMaster. I was thinking more along the lines of rejecting a black kid just because he spoke in ebonics or something like that, which no doubt a lot of people perceive as inferior (linguistically, and IAALinguist, it's no different than any other vernacular or dialect). Situations to that effect.

      Now Jim-Callahan thinks he has me trapped as a hypocrite because while I identify with American culture (the melting pot thing is true to an extent, but we have a ton of obvious shared cultural norms), I say that we shouldn't discriminate, amd discrimination is the basis of culture. The thing here is that he's using two different definitions of discriminate. Cultures exist because the peoples of them discriminate against each other, which is to say, they note and recognize their differences from one another. There's another definition of discriminate, which cultures sometimes but do not necessarily do, which means treatment, adverse treatment in this case, without regard to individual merit or capability. It's the latter form of discrimination which I am against.

      There was also an anonymous poster downthread, a borderline white supremacist, who said that WASP/white/European culture is obviously the best. Despite their flaws and mistakes, people of European descent have done so much to advance our technology (objectively true) and are so good looking (completely subjective) that they must be superior. Just that they accomplished these things does not mean they were the only ones capable of doing so. If you want a better explanation as to why Europe and its descendants have been ascendant in modern times, I suggest Guns, Germs and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies as a starting place. There are plenty of great attributes to western culture, and the "tireless " protestant work ethic, a significant underpinning of American culture, is one of these, or at least responsible for so much success. But this is a cultural meme, not a genetic trait.

    104. Re:Yeah... by (negative+video) · · Score: 1
      If your sole purpose during the interview is to get the job, ...
      Ah, but it is not. I am interviewing you too.
      ... you'll dress professionally, and take many other steps to convince me that I should risk several hundred thousand dollars a year investing in you.
      And my most important question is "Are my prospective colleagues going to flush my stock options down the toilet because this bozo hired them based on their ability to arrange bits of cloth and leather?"
    105. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      I just mentioned it because you specifically called out female circumcision

      The only reason I singled that out is that it's a (fairly) unambiguous target. I never really thought about male circumcision either until I had children, and really thought about it, and did a little research into it. It's amazing how few people care about such a horrible thing. Probably because there are so many men who don't want to admit that they're walking around with something that doesn't function as well as it should.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    106. Re:Yeah... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A teen, in spiky blue hair with a bolt through his nose and tons of other piercings in beatup old all black clothes who demands you ignore their appearance and treat them just like everyone else.

      If appereance doesn't matter (his point, thus I should treat him just like the guy wearing the suit), then what is the point of dressing that way? It makes a statement. And if you choose to make that statement, then you have to understand other people will react to your statement. You can't make a statement and demand it is ignored at the same time.

      You seem to have missed a vital detail here - you chose that reaction. And implicitly this is not a good reaction, judging by your tone. Why did you react that way? Let me see if I understand correctly, its because the spiky-haired dude made you react that way? Come on. You reacted the way you chose to react.

      When someone wears something that doesn't fit into a nice little societal box, yes indeed that person is telling a story about themselves. What I find, frankly, sad and pathetic, is that you would not give this person even a chance, based on your own tightly-bound little worldview of what constitutes 'professional'. As I pointed out in another thread, and I'm sure most of you would attest to this - I've met some of the most immature and mentally stunted people of my whole life wearing expensive suits and holding high positions. It is meaningless.

      Sure, I think poorly of someone who is, say, unhygenic (there are limits) - but frankly it all depends on the job. If you ask me to trust a graphic designer in a suit, and one in a black turtleneck with a brow piercing, I don't have an answer - I need to see their work and speak with them. The suit is completely meaningless. And there is a huge area between 'not wearing a suit' and 'looks like a refugee'.

      --
      If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
    107. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh really? So why is crime glamorized in the popular culture? Why is there rampant blue collar white collar and just plain old crime still.
      Why are the little dominant culture boys running around imitating 'gangstas' in the suburbs?
      The Melting Pot has yet to be proven succesful. So far we have had slavery, institutionalized racism with the paint still fresh over the Jim Crow signs, Italians beating Black kids in Bensonhurst, exploitation of a cheap labor pool (hello mexico!) The melting pot is a largely a myth, as the ingredients have formed well defined Strata and have not blended or melted together at all. America is still a very young work in progress, we shall see what happens.

    108. Re:Yeah... by stor · · Score: 1

      What sorts of structural injustices does U.S. culture impose on its own citizens that even compares to the examples given by the grandparent? Get a grip, idiot.

      Whoa dude, you're really asking for it. How about we start with:
      - Abortion
      - Gay marriage
      - Janet Jackson's breasts
      - Software patents
      - The Patriot Act
      - The DMCA

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    109. Re:Yeah... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      This is basically a reply to say ditto.

      I've found that keeping my long hair clean, and in pony tell as well as my goate trimmed and neat allows me to look every bit as professional as the short haired guys.

      When I dress nice (which actually isn't required at my job) my long hair is almost never an issue with anyone.

      In spite of my long hair, my computer skills are never in question. I've even had Tech Support call me for help. The funny thing is I don't even work in IT, though everyone I know thinks I probably should.

      The problem is I've landed myself in a pretty good paying job and in order to go into the field working with my friends it would require I take a cut in pay. While the job satisfaction might be greater, and my long hair is obviously not an issue, I simply cannot afford to make the switch.

      I would agree that being clean and presentable is by all means a favorable trait for someone working in a professional environment, but in my experience just long hair alone isn't considered "unclean". Having scruffy facial hair, unkempt hair and raggy clothes is a totally different issue from just having a pony tail or long well groomed hair.

      I don't always look my best. As I said, my job doesn't require it. But I did notice long ago that I get treated much differently when I'm dressed nice and trimmed up.

      --

      "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

      Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
    110. Re:Yeah... by tacocat · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You probably never have worked for a corporation of any longevity.

      The older and larger the company, the more wrapped they are in the bureaucratic policies and society the they are born from. These companies are also the ones that are slow to adapt technology and are more concerned about appearance and presentation than capabilities of anything technical.

    111. Re:Yeah... by rikkards · · Score: 1
      Screw that, my monkey is hairy for a reason. But seriously folks, any company that discriminates based on the length of your hair, you probably don't want to work for anyway. Most IT guys don't get a lot of face time with customers let alone users, so having long hair and/or a beard isn't relevant. Now, if you could prove that you were a member of some wacky religion that requires long hair, you could have a discrimination suit (ka-ching) on your hands.


      Different situation though. The first place was him dealing with the customers on a regular basis. When he moved to the firm he was no longer needing the pretty look.
      First impressions are everything. It is safer to play the "suit and tie" with the client as they may be old school and believe that looking "clean" is a sign of respect.
      Sad but true.
    112. Re:Yeah... by Sargeant+Slaughter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "white guys"

      They use asians now. White guys in suits (the target audience) think Asian means good at math and computers. Just check out intel or AMD or Dell's business websites. At least 50% of the people in there marketing photos are asian now. Funny thing is, all the hype will just imprint it even more into suit's brain that Asians are good at computers.

      --
      I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. -Confucius
    113. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Actually, I think male circumcision is barbaric and am not afraid to label it as sexual mutilation.

      Uncircumcised men have a much higher risk of penile cancer. Furthermore, in the ancient Hebrew world, the non Hebrew surrounding tribes and countries noticed a curious trend amongst Kosher practicing Hebrews, Hebrews lived much much longer and had a healthier life than others. In fact, that very reason caused many to convert to Judaism. What was your point again?

    114. Re:Yeah... by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      Not all cultures are morally equivalent.

      How do you determine the moral weight of a culture? If you examine moral propositions and statements in depth, you quickly come to the conclusion that they are solely relative in nature. There is no particle called the "moralton" that you can detect and determine the frequency of morality. There is no science of morality. To attribute moral qualities to any object is based on belief that is not founded in "physical" reality.

      The only way to claim moral absolutism is to invoke God. That there is a metaphysical essence to moral propositions which are true by nature. They are true because God says so. But then of course cultures have their own Gods, so which God is right?

      This isn't an argument for moral relativism but an argument against moral absolutism. As a human being I want my fellow human beings to be judged and treated fairly. I will not claim to be superior or for others to be inferior in some supernatural attribute. This in essence separates me from my fellow human beings when in reality there is little difference amongst us.

      --
      The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education. - Paul Feyerabend
    115. Re:Yeah... by abigor · · Score: 0, Troll

      Not grumpy at all. I've just wised up a lot, and realised that outlandish appearances are deceptive. Regarding your anecdotal evidence about your wonderful cancer-researching goth chick, that's great. But the vast majority are hilarious idiots. I still hang out with goths all the time, by the way, since a bunch of female friends are lightly connected with that scene. And my impressions are confirmed every weekend when I'm trapped in a room full of them.

      Sounds like you're in an unsatisfactory relationship. Does your girlfriend know you'd rather be dating goths? You should stop lying to her.

    116. Re:Yeah... by abigor · · Score: 1

      Er...let me get this straight. Are you seriously equating the DMCA with female infanticide, forced clitorectomies, forced marriages, and on and on? You have to be kidding me. Civil rights concerns != human rights abuses.

    117. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is, it should be up to the son whether or not to be circumsized. Once it has been done, it cannot be changed. Performing the operation on someone when they are only a few days old robs them of that choice.

      Also, your examples are silly. I'm sure there were more issues than just circumsion going on in those cases. Besides, even if it is true, why not let the guy reach maturity and then decide for himself if he wants to do it? It's asinine to perform it on someone without their consent at that (or any) age. If they grow up and don't like it, it is a major problem. The violation they feel is severe.

      I guess it just comes down to the question of: why? Why is this so important to people? Why do they force this on their sons? Why do they mutilate their child's body for no discernible reason? No one seems to have much of an answer.

    118. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. Mainstream for the USA is a culture of greed and selfishness measured by the personal material wealth one has attained.

      High standards, indeed...

      This attitude is not self-sustaining and will eventually collapse.

    119. Re:Yeah... by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Put any group of similar people in a room and they all sound the room, specally if you're disillussioned.

      Thanks for the cheap shot! Bit of a reach though. I do think goths are cute though.

    120. Re:Yeah... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Scraping hair off your face with a knife and putting on a suit and tie is far different from mere grooming. Cats and monkeys work with what they have and maintain their individuality. Having to shave and suit up shouts to everyone that you are willing give up personal freedom in order to become a cog in the machine. Now that's something to be proud of.

    121. Re:Yeah... by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Well, Asia is kinda building everything electronic right now. Not that it's designed there (which alot of it is), but it's being built by Asians in Asian plants. Where I work, white guys own and run the place, white guys do CAD design, and Asians are building and soldering everything along with keeping the machines running smoothly. So maybe their rep isn't so far off.

        I know Cisco has quite a few Asians doing design work and alot of Indians as well. The irony is that most of the Indians are work-visa guys and the Asians are born here/live here guys.

    122. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange.. In many cases, you could associate "professionalism" with "prejudice".

      Professionalism is just another metaphor for "toe the line". If you're not falling into someone's preconceived ideas as to how things should work, you're labelled as unprofessional. There's no bible that says what it means, it's nice and vague. Kind of like like saying someone is too ethnic.

    123. Re:Yeah... by MBCook · · Score: 1
      I agree. I've met some very nice and interesting people who look very "weird" at first. I wouldn't ignore someone just because they looked like that.

      That said, most people would have that reaction, I would too. I wouldn't really act on it, but many people would. If you are in a business environment, dressing that way means you will have a harder time getting people's trust and respect than if you dressed "correctly." It may be just a little bit harder, it may be near impossible.

      My point was that when presenting yourself for something important, to dress far outside the norm starts you off on the wrong foot; and that is something that is just a fact. It may not be nice. It may not be the way things should be, but that is, without a doubt, the way the world works.

      But you are a manager and two people come into present what to do about the network. The first guy sounds like he knows what he's talking about and is dressed well. Maybe a suit, maybe just business casual. A second guy comes in, sounds like the knows what he's talking about, and is dressed like in my example in my original post. Maybe 10 people are presenting solutions. Chances are your looks are not going to help you, they are going to hurt you. It's just a fact.

      Same with applying for a job. Some employers get hundreds and hundreds of resumes and applicants. They have to weed that down to just a handful. You make a spelling mistake or your resume just doesn't look professional, and they'll toss it. You get into an interview and you look like in my example and the others looked professional, you are not going to get a call back unless you REALLY REALLY REALLY knock it out of the park.

      As to your point at the end of your comment about it depending on the job, I agree completely. The graphic designers and professional artists I've met (this is only a few though) do not tend to wear suits. Maybe when they make a big presentation they might but day to day? No way.

      What I was talking about here was in your standard office job though, where everyone is expected to dress up to a dress code. Think IBM only not a computer company. If you are guy from IT who has to interact with management, you need to dress that way too; at least when interacting with them. The intern kid who just runs around fixing PCs doesn't. There are cases that are famously casual (many dot-coms, Apple in the early days (don't know about now), Atari, etc.) where this wouldn't apply (and in fact, being in the suit may hurt you like the goth look would hurt you at the IBM like entity above).

      --
      Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
    124. Re:Yeah... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I discovered that it is far easier to sell something when your in a suit (mind you I was a manager at the time). Your dress goes along way for creditability.

      Only if that's all you have to offer. Being a successful salesman requires that you be flexible enough to sell your wares to the customer in front of you.

      I've done both retail AND business sales. I was able to put together deals while wearing black leather work boots, a pony tail AND a full beard. If you can show a customer why product X is better than product Y and how that difference benefits THEM, you'll be able to close the deal.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    125. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience is that most guys dressed in a suit and a tie are technically clueless. They *have* to dress in a suit and a tie because appearance is all they have.

      Thomas

    126. Re:Yeah... by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Half-truths or outright lies!

      Some people can get away with washing their hair only every other day, some even less frequently (!)

      Then there are folks like I who cannot - and even one day without a wash leaves my hair greasy and nasty.

    127. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was funny that he had to have a GUI in order to manage his enterprise level system. If I were running a company, I'd want someone that knew how to run things from a command window. He obviously wants what looks good, regardless of knowledge.

      In specialty medicine, you get referrals by the three A's. Availability, affability, and last, ability. It looks to me that big business is similar to medicine in that those with ability are not necessarily the ones that get to do the job.

      A doc in MO.

    128. Re:Yeah... by kz45 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think male circumcision is barbaric and am not afraid to label it as sexual mutilation. It should be totally outlawed, and I don't give a crap if a religion thinks it's part of their cultural heritage (e.g., Jewish religion).

      It's unfortunately too late for me on the score, but my son was not circumcised.


      I have agreed with you up until this statement. Male circumcision is actually healthier for males (I have talked to numerous doctor's about this). There is less of a chance for spreading diseases and it's an overall pain in the ass to have your foreskin still attached. You are doing your son a great disservice in not having him circumcised.

      A female circumcision, however, offers no benefits. It is barbaric.

    129. Re:Yeah... by raddan · · Score: 1
      I think many people see an apparent contradiction between 'cultural relativism' and morality. While the predomainant thinking in social science may say "your beliefs are relative to your own culture", that does not mean that morality itself is vapid. I think we can recognize that while a belief system may be rooted in tradition, that does not mean that those roots are not also pragmatic. Furthermore, it does not follow that it is not valid for a culture to judge itself better than another culture based on its own criteria.

      Your example of fundamental Islam vs. Western democracy is a good one, and I see no reason why we should accept practices like the subordination of women, religious intolerance, etc, just because we know, in the grand scheme of things, that those beliefs are the product of our own [Western] culture.

    130. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Uncircumcised men have a much higher risk of penile cancer.

      Maybe higher, but "much" higher is crap. In any case, who cares? I'm sure if we cut off the nose of infants, we'd have a much lower incidence of nose cancer. Does that justify mutilating them?

      On the other side of the ledger, circumcision removes sexual nerve endings, causing much less sensitivity. Do yourself a favor and do some research on it, especially men who have had it done late in life, and how they report that sexual feeling is much more muted.

      Why does anyone even argue this? I somewhat suspect that nature has spent a lot of evolutionary attention on optimizing the sexual organs.

      There is absolutely no justification for circumcision.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    131. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're culturaly prejudiced. With your idea of racism, you are different from a racist how? Look forward to the day when you're on the other end of the stick.

    132. Re:Yeah... by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Once you've got it down, 15-20 minutes a night is all it really takes to keep up a professional appearance. If you can't be bothered to put that much into how you look, what does it say about you?

    133. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Male circumcision is actually healthier for males (I have talked to numerous doctor's about this).

      What do you think doctors are going to tell you? A lot of doctors make a good bit of change in doing circumcision, and of course a lot of them are going to look for excuses to keep doing them. Who wants to believe they're mutilating the genitals of boys?

      There is less of a chance for spreading diseases and it's an overall pain in the ass to have your foreskin still attached.

      Cleanliness is much more effective at stopping the spread of disease than cutting off important, functional, sexual parts of our bodies.

      You are doing your son a great disservice in not having him circumcised.

      Yeah, I'm sure he'll hate me for not killing a great deal of his sexual nerve endings. Do yourself a favor and stop talking to doctors, and do your own research, especially reading about men who have had it done in adulthood.

      There is absolutely no difference in morality between male and female circumcision.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    134. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I live in Southern California. Believe me, I have plenty of experience with "diverse" people.


      I have lived in SoCal before. There are diversity of people there, but most stick to their own kinds (ethnic group, occupation, etc.). Being a place where people drive to their next door neighbor, there really is not much mixed encounters there (drive-by shootings don't count).

      My point is that there's usually a deep-seated psychological reason people need to be latch on to the Goth subculture or the drug subculture or the geek subculture or whatever.


      You obviously know whole lot about these people and their "deep-seated psychological reasons." What's your "deep-seated psychological reason" for acting like know-it-all jackass?
    135. Re:Yeah... by kthejoker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because nobody could possibly like a shaved face and nice clothes. You know, nobody's idol could be Cary Grant or James Bond.

      You know, that whole metrosexual thing doesn't exist. Nobody wants to be a suave pretty boy.

      Everyone wants to be a freak, and wear sandals and have long ponytail hair. Everybody, seriously, look it up. Everybody was like, "man, it sucks that I have to wear a suit in business." Nobody ever says, "Gee, this suit makes me feel like a powerful and attractive person" and means it. They're all just posturing, right? They're just lying to themselves. That's the machine for you, self-delusional and everything.

      Wow. So true. I never thought of it like that. When I was dressing slick in high school and getting all the ladies, I was actually rejecting my freedom! And in college, when I looked at the Goths and didn't pity them, but felt absolutely no desire to dress like that, or like a surfer, or a geek, or an emo kid, or a punk - I had no idea I was playing right into The Man's hands!

      This whole conversation has crushed me. I'm gonna go lay down with my beautiful wife and ponder this moment.

    136. Re:Yeah... by Assassin17 · · Score: 1

      "Creditability" works as well. From Dictionary.com:

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            2. Worthy of belief: a creditable story.
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      Besides, I was intentionally mirroring utlemming's post anyway.

      Unlearned buffoon!

    137. Re:Yeah... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      So, tell me... why aren't we blaming the opposition from vested interests? These are types that will intentionally misquote the facts just to keep their software in the hands of big buyers.

      And, of course, the US Commercial and Government establishments - being what they are - fall for the 'vested interests' shit.

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    138. Re:Yeah... by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Did it ever occur to him that maybe his bosses don't like DND geeks ? Uniforms are what the minimum-wage monkeys wear at McDonalds and Walmart. Shirts and ties are what salaried people wear. Choose your income, choose your attire.

      Yeah, it sucks and its stupid but I'd rather look good than be a bum.

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    139. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a perfect example of the problem. You seem to think that professionlism = Knowing your job. It does not. Professionlism is about selling yourself to others, and the way you dress goes a long way to doing that.

    140. Re:Yeah... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      And these are also typically the firms that have idiotic policies and the reason why they have them dates back to some political thing years ago.

      This is why I'm at my third software startup.

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    141. Re:Yeah... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Hell my hair generally is feeling greasy and nasty about 16 hours after it's washed. I wash it once each morning at a minimum, and will wash it again if I go out for the evening.

      I even had an instance a few days ago when I woke up a bit late and showered really quickly. Forgot to wash the hair (I'd washed it the day before naturally). It got on my nerves so bad that when lunch came I ran to the store, bought a bottle of shampoo, and then came back and washed it in the bathroom at work. I just couldn't take it any longer :).

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    142. Re:Yeah... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      You know, nobody's idol could be Cary Grant or James Bond.

      Gee, this suit makes me feel like a powerful and attractive person

      I'm gonna go lay down with my beautiful wife and ponder this moment.

      It sounds like you put a great deal of stock in how people look. Small wonder in a world that increasingly values form over substance. Whatever will you do with your wife when her skin wrinkles and her tits sag --- kick her to the curb? Or will you simply ignore her and vainly strive to catch a glimpse of yourself in every mirror you pass by? You do realize that a turd with a shiny coat of paint, a ribbon, and a touch of perfume is still just a turd.

    143. Re:Yeah... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Looking at his use of grammar I'd say English isn't his first language and he still has better grammar and spelling than most of the people on here.

    144. Re:Yeah... by paving-slab · · Score: 1
      Not where I live. That would be smoked bacon.

      Besides, when did smoke or salt become a vegetable or spice?

    145. Re:Yeah... by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      I agree completely! Before I decided to grow my hair out, I kept it practically shaved so I didn't have to comb it into a part, etc. Having normal-length hair is a pain in the ass. With my current shoulder-length hair, I just tie it back and I'm done. It does take longer to wash, though.

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    146. Re:Yeah... by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      That you would rather spend 20 minutes a night coding, reading, or otherwise _accomplishing_ something?

    147. Re:Yeah... by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of people in general are hilarious idiots.

    148. Re:Yeah... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1
      Let's say you want to buy a BMW. So you go to the dealership. Now who are you more likely to trust as a knowledgeable salesperson? A woman in a nice suit, or a women in a old jogging uniform?
      Sorry, that analogy just isn't working. Do you know who built that car? Certainly not someone wearing a suit. Do you know who designed that car? Certainly not someone wearing a suit. Do you know who is driving the car? Certainly a suit.
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    149. Re:Yeah... by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      1. Considering the time I spend on /. accomplishing nothing, 20 minutes is not an unreasonable expenditure of time to spend on looking good.

      2. For reasons elaborated on much more eloquently than I'm willing to elsewhere in this thread, looking good throughout the day accomplishes a great deal.

    150. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, try taking Moral Philosophy 101. Real basic stuff, but you'll see there are inherent truths about morality, and they have nothing to do with "god".

    151. Re:Yeah... by yukonbob · · Score: 1

      A teen, in spiky blue hair with a bolt through his nose and tons of other piercings in beatup old all black clothes who demands you ignore their appearance and treat them just like everyone else.

      If appereance doesn't matter (his point, thus I should treat him just like the guy wearing the suit), then what is the point of dressing that way?


      Maybe the statement is that you do in fact treat them differently?

      Let's say you want to buy a BMW. So you go to the dealership. Now who are you more likely to trust as a knowledgeable salesperson? A woman in a nice suit, or a women in a old jogging uniform?

      Who would I trust? It depends what comes out of their mouths. If one seems like a greedy shuckster, and one know's what she's talking about, who cares what label is on their pants?

      -yb

    152. Re:Yeah... by JonLatane · · Score: 1

      Thinking about this, perhaps we need to redefine what "bad/illegal discrimination" is. I propose that it be defined as "treatment or consideration based on any qualities not relevant to the transaction, position, or event in question." This would cover race, religion, style, and anything else of the sort provided it could be demonstrated that the quality does not affect performance.

    153. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny, you go after the negative part of black culture, but don't go after the negative part of the white culture that brought many black people to this country.

      your mind is warped. slavery was 1000% worse than rap culture, but it doesn't bother you because, being self absorbed, it hasn't impacted you.

      the most HEINOUS EVIL perpetrated on this continent was by white european people.

      slavery and genocide.

      nothing is even close.

      but neither warrants a peep out of you. why? b/c the devil of the time had white skin?

      that's warped thinking.

      i think a person long ago said to take the log out of your own eye before complaining about the splinter in another's eye.

      that probably sounds like a foreign language to you, doesn't it?

    154. Re:Yeah... by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      1. Reading slashdot does keep you in touch. While it isn't the greatest news source, it still is a source of news and (moreso) culture.

      2. You currently have 4 posts in this thread, none of which strike me as eloquently stating anything about looking good throughout the day, other than a comment about hair needing washing at different intervals for different people. This could simply be server lag, however.

      However, I would bring up the point that looking good only seems to accomplish stuff because people think it should accomplish stuff. The clothing itself does little. This is in contrast to spending your time coding something, which has very direct results, or reading slashdot, which increases the clutter in your head at a staggering rate.

    155. Re:Yeah... by Cutter7 · · Score: 1

      In my day we wore a suit and a tie 7 days a week, even when we made love to our wives! And we Liked it That Way!

    156. Re:Yeah... by ami-in-hamburg · · Score: 1

      Um...maybe not support, but a little tolerance might help. IMHO, the root of many social problems is the inability of many people to tolerate others.

      That is why, just for example, some cultures literally hate Americans. They view us as arrogant and imperialistic. And I have to admit, as an American myself, not all of them are off the mark. Americans tend to believe that their way is the right way. There is not always necessarily a right or wrong when dealing with culture.

      For example, some cultures practice (or used to practice) cannibalism. To me that seems utterly barbaric and sickening. But to them, it was a deeply religious practice. If I had grown up in New Guinea 50 years ago I probably would have thought burying your loved ones without sampling their flesh would have been unthinkable. Does that make them right or wrong?

      Depends on your point of view I guess.

    157. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I put every bit the same (and often times more) effort into my appearance as the women with long hair who work here

      FYI, if you want to move up in your company its advisable to not be a woman.

    158. Re:Yeah... by theripper · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between wearing "baggy (not as baggy as ten years ago, but still loose and large) clothes" and wearing such clothes so low as to show underwear, fake gold/silver/platinum teeth, t-shirts long enough to be confused with dresses, and enough jewelry to make Mr. T fall over. I have seen many sharply dressed individuals who like baggy clothes, however I have seen far more wearers of baggy clothes who look like thugs.

    159. Re:Yeah... by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      Do you mean Kant's categorical imperative? Maybe you should take Moral Philosophy 201, where they start with Nietzsche.

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    160. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not so much about class and swagger as professionalism.

      [...]

      Open Source will save acquistan(sp?) costs, but it won't save on labor.


      Yes, sir. You are the pinnacle of professionalism. Look, anybody can make a typo or a spelling mistake. No worries, there. But you clearly knew that you were unsure about the word "acquisition" and yet were too frigging lazy to bother to look it up. You are utterly lacking in credibility.

    161. Re:Yeah... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      So why is crime glamorized in the popular culture?

      For the same reason anything is glamorized, it's unattainable and forbidden.

      Why is there rampant blue collar white collar and just plain old crime still.

      Note that these things are illegal and punished rather than allowed and accepted. The existance of humans by definition will never allow for a perfect culture, but a sucessful culture works heavily to subdue and eliminate undesireables.

      Why are the little dominant culture boys running around imitating 'gangstas' in the suburbs?

      See glamor above. Also note that the suit and tie world which you criticise is exactly the thing that will beat these wanna be losers into real members of society or let them whither and die depending on their choices.

      So far we have had slavery, institutionalized racism with the paint still fresh over the Jim Crow signs, Italians beating Black kids in Bensonhurst, exploitation of a cheap labor pool (hello mexico!)

      Note that all of these things are illegal. As I said, a succesful culture seeks to subdue and eliminate undesireable culture traits.

      The melting pot is a largely a myth, as the ingredients have formed well defined Strata and have not blended or melted together at all. America is still a very young work in progress, we shall see what happens.

      Hardly. The strata separation of the cultures is largely myth and more extensively the natural grouping of people that we see. Mobility into or out of the various sub cultures that make up america is considerably easy compared to for example attempting to integrate with japanese or french culture.

      If anything causes the american culture to decline it will be relativism. The moment undesireables become semi desireable is the moment things begin to fall apart. Suceess as a culture is like anything else, it must be ruthless and unforgiving, allowing only the best and seeking to eliminate the worst.

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      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    162. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First impressions are everything. It is safer to play the "suit and tie" with the client as they may be old school and believe that looking "clean" is a sign of respect.

      When I see a tie, I think "sales person" (or PHB, same kind of moron). "Yadda yadda yadda, just shut up and let me talk to someone who knows what he's talking about".

      Yeah, I'm working in the IT department.

    163. Re:Yeah... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Goths are generally fools, university grads or not.

      That just proves we're as human as the rest of you.

    164. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact I've tested it a few times; gone to the same restaurant a few times wearing work clothes, then gone a few times in a pair of cargos and a t-shirt, just to see what happens. People are politer, service is faster, I get called "sir" a lot more...it's not a huge difference, but it's noticeable.

      Dress like Al Capone, get treated like Al Capone. Of course the service is faster, they wouldn't want you to open your violin case and pull out the machine gun.

    165. Re:Yeah... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      The problem is that a lot of people do care about this stuff.

      Personally, I really don't care. I've managed programmers who have a wardrobe that contains one shirt and one suit and I'd hire them again in an instant. My only rule is that if a client's visiting, you put on some chinos, a shirt and a pair of shoes (and that's a rare circumstance).

      People who care about appearances of their staff are people who don't know what you are actually doing. They are managers who somehow got to be running an IT team, but don't really know what they are dealing with. So, the one thing they can deal with is the simple stuff - are the timesheets produced on time, do you turn up for the requisite number of hours, how do you look.

      When you do contract work, you see all sorts. Sometimes, it's just about working out what will keep the client happy.

    166. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about putting both sets of points in the same order?

      Forced marriage versus outlawed marriage.
      Female mutilation vs male mutilation.
      Covered up women vs covered up women.
      etc...

    167. Re:Yeah... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      There is actually a very simple argument to be made for 'moral absolutism' on the basis of freedom and harm: People should be free to do whatever they want, provided that what they do doesn't (a) impinge on the freedoms of others and/or (b) harm others. This doesn't require a God, it's a common sense "do unto others" philosophy. You don't need a God to 'explain' or 'figure out' why violence or female circumcision are wrong/immoral.

    168. Re:Yeah... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      I see you've evoked the "white guilt" defence ... our white ancestors did some really nasty shit, so whites are no longer "allowed" to criticise other obviously wrong practices.

      This makes no sense. Things like violence and subordination of women are wrong, regardless of who is saying so. Nobody was claiming that white cultures were pure or innocent, so I'm not sure where you got that idea. We're talking about particular cultural practices, stick to the topic.

    169. Re:Yeah... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      If I had grown up in New Guinea 50 years ago I probably would have thought burying your loved ones without sampling their flesh would have been unthinkable. Does that make them right or wrong?

      What makes a practice right or wrong is a question of harm, not a question of disgust. People often confuse "disgusting" with "immoral". Sampling the flesh of loved ones certainly seems disgusting to me, but I'm struggling to see who is harmed in the process (dead people are dead). "Barbaric" would be eating them while they are alive or killing them just to eat them, which clearly would be immoral, as that clearly harms the people who get eaten (who, presumably, don't want to be eaten). OTOH, if sampling the flesh of a loved one who has died is seen as a sign of affection/respect, then one can presume that the people themselves would even want that when they die.

    170. Re:Yeah... by caffeination · · Score: 1
      There are ways, for example you can ask how many people it makes happy, or how few it makes suffer (these both have philosophical names that I've forgotten).

      Problem is even these tend to be quite subjective. An American, for example will probably say his own culture is the best in these regards, yet someone from Japan might claim the exact same thing.

    171. Re:Yeah... by pilybaby · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you're a girl?

      You posted as AC and I couldn't tell from your post what your gender was. So your comment is somewhat meaningless without more context :P

    172. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ethical behavior has little to do with moral values.

    173. Re:Yeah... by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      "Morally" equivalent? WHICH moral? Yours? Which one? Yours today or the one you sported a year ago? Or perhaps the morals of the southern states in America some hundred years ago where slavery was a must if you wanted to be rich?

      Morals are like fashion and should have no place in judging a culture. Yeah, the way some muslim countries treat women on the outside is really not okay. But what does that say about how they are treated at home? And just because we westerners talk about equality all the time, does that really mean we treat our women or black, latin-american or asian neighbours as we should? Now come on, don't be naive.

      We are so busy thinking of new ways to address black people here (mind you, calling them black because they are black while I am white is nowadays seen as racism in German speaking countries, it seems.) that we don't seem to have the time to actually treat them like humans too. Sickening, ain't it?

    174. Re:Yeah... by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      People should be free to do whatever they want, provided that what they do doesn't (a) impinge on the freedoms of others and/or (b) harm others.

      While I certainly agree with this statement, my argument was that moral propositions are different than say scientific or mathematical statements. Moral propositions do not have the same truth-values in all possible semantics. Because of this moral absolutism is false.

      The only way to counter this is to say the truth-value of these propositions is inaccessible but knowable. Which is essentially invoking a God or God-like being. Even though it might not be explicity stated these arguments reduce down to that.

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    175. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now who are you more likely to trust as a knowledgeable salesperson? A woman in a nice suit, or a women in a old jogging uniform?

      You are right in that if your work is oriented towards the public you should conform to the company's dress code, but equating being well dressed to being competent is going a long way. Dress code is just a way to sell a "professional attitude"... it's all sales pitch!

      And I'd swear that of all the salespeople I have met in my life (which don't amount to a lot, I must admit) only two knew what they were selling. The rest of them were neither knowledgeable nor trustworthy: they only repeated the stuff in the brochures, but wouldn't be able to see the difference between a USB connector from a Firewire one. One of those bastards even tried to give me a motherboard without SATA ports to see if I wouldn't notice! But he conformed to the company's dress code the while doing it. One has to admire such a professional attitude. Oh, yes.

    176. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I just couldn't take it any longer :)"

      Yeah... and you will probably show other obsessive symptoms too.

    177. Re:Yeah... by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Most of these are minor annoyances by comparison. The one I would really worry about as American is the Patriot Act:
      It may be a sign of the USA drifting towards a fascist dictatorship. And where this leads, has been amply demonstrated before...

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    178. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I was circumcised at age 25 because of medical reasons (too tight foreskin) in a country where cc is not common. Now it's not the end of the world, but there definitely is a slight difference (lack) in sensation because of the missing foreskin. Also, the glans is slowly starting to dry out because it is not protected by the foreskin, which I expect will result in decreased sensitivity as time passes.

      So, I think cc should be performed only when it is medically needed.

    179. Re:Yeah... by cfuse · · Score: 1
      Anyway, I found since I started working there that when I'm 'dressed for work' and go out into the world, the level of service and attention I receive is pretty significantly different from what I was used to. In fact I've tested it a few times; gone to the same restaurant a few times wearing work clothes, then gone a few times in a pair of cargos and a t-shirt, just to see what happens. People are politer, service is faster, I get called "sir" a lot more...it's not a huge difference, but it's noticeable.

      The reverse also works. Everytime I go anywhere where I'm going to haggle about price I tend to dress like a refugee from the bad part of town. Hobo dress code = automatic discount.

    180. Re:Yeah... by somersault · · Score: 1

      meh, you probably have a nice shower. The last place I lived had a decent shower and I used it most days, though the place I live in now has a crappy weak electric shower (that doesnt even have its own cubicle, so the air in the place stays pretty cold, which just plain isn't comfortable)

      Maybe that's getting too personal :p but I think that one of the only things I'd actually care about having when I get my own place, is a good shower (and a largish washing machine and drier) =p

      (my hair is about shoulder length, and I do tend to wash it every couple of days, but .. that crappy shower.. o.o)

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    181. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a life. Or rather, go have some fun. Your morals are obviously completely skewed.

    182. Re:Yeah... by Dominic · · Score: 1

      I never used to think that (male) circumcision would even happen in the West for non-religious people until I saw an episode of 'Sex And The City' where one of the awful women in that was actually surprised that one of her men was 'uncut'.

      I mean... WTF? What the hell do Americans do this for? Here in the UK I don't know a single person who has been circumsised (well, maybe I do, but from my time in the gym I can tell there can't be many). Why did it start happening in the US when it doesn't happen elsewhere? Does anyone know?

    183. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I do believe the US has the highest incarceration rate on the planet.

      http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=us+incarcerati on+rate&btnG=Search&meta=

      How about a 17 year old getting 10 years (and put on the sex offender list for the rest of his life) for having oral sex (intercourse would have been okay) with a consenting 15 year old at a crazy party. There was a video, and apparently the jury felt it was a no brainer, but the judge was very definite about the "find guilt or innocence according to the letter of the law" line (to bad they didn't know that that is not actually a requirement if the jury finds the law to be seriously unjust -- see jury nullification).

      http://www.wilsonappeal.com/
      http://www.blackamericaweb.com/site.aspx/bawnews/w ilson0111
      http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/LegalCenter/story? id=1693362&page=1

      Or how about the California man who was growing medical marijuana for critically ill patients under a California law and the DEA busting him (claiming federal jurisdiction) and rigged the jury (very selective picking of members and forbidding mention of the fact that what he was doing was legal in California).

      http://www.green-aid.com/
      http://www.alternet.org/story/14973/
      http://www.reason.com/sullum/020703.shtml

      Or how about screwing around in pretty much every country under the sun. I have to say, having been through it, that the history learned in schools is quite selective (almost false by selective omission -- no wonder it keeps getting repeated). Checkout out (for instance) how Hawaii was illegally annexed at the request of the sugar barrens.

      http://www.globalpolicy.org/empire/history/history index.htm
      http://www.unpo.org/news_detail.php?arg=28&par=51
      http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=hawaii+annexed &btnG=Google+Search&meta=

      So, yeah, I'd have to say there is a long history of some pretty screw culture in the US. Maybe the whole thing will tip over someday due to the growing accumulation of fat cats and lawyers at the top.

    184. Re:Yeah... by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      "You seem to have missed a vital detail here - you chose that reaction."

      False. Nobody chooses a reaction. The person reacting may have failed to cultivate the possibility of reacting differently, but that's, uh, different.

      That reaction is also nominally no less legitimate than the reaction the person wearing the supposedly non-conformist clothes intended to provoke.

      "The suit is completely meaningless."

      Also, false. It's a social fact that someone who dresses in a way opposed to those in authority is making an anti-authoritarian statement. That's generally why it is repressed by those in authority. I don't care whether the person *meant* to make the statement. If they meant something different, then their choice of clothing is polysemic. The "real" meaning is not necessarily the one a person intends.

      Why does this matter? Because business is, to a greater or lesser degree depending on the position, social. People are not simply functions or cogs or whatever metaphor you want to use. Anyone who makes an anti-authoritarian statement by their dress is saying that they don't work well in teams and don't take orders very well (eventually we all take orders even if we don't want to call them that). This matters to a greater or lesser degree, as I said above, depending on the job, but it does matter in business.

      I realize people who are supposed to be objective (scientists, engineers, etc) tend to discount the social context (usually when it is convenient), but it does matter (and I don't mean "Oh, unfortunately..."). How someone behaves tells you objective facts about them that are relevant to how they will perform as a part of a business. Granted, it may not tell you anything about their ability to code, but that's not the only fact to consider when hiring. When you are trying to sell something that's probably the time when social skills matter most.

      Now, if someone gets better service because of how they dress (whether it's a beautiful woman or a guy in a suit), that's totally different. Those people are just trying to curry favor (a date, a fat tip, etc) from the powerful. That may seem similar to selling, but it's different and a whole different response.

    185. Re:Yeah... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Yes, very true. It may seem like a "common sense" basis for a moral philosophy, but that's not exactly terribly scientific in itself. There was an unstated premise underlying the notion, however, and I suspect one might be able to find something resembling a logical/scientific/mathematical "confirmation" if one works from some premise as starting point. In other words, one could say something like: "Assume that one wants to build a civilized, cooperative and sustainable society of members of the primate species Homo Sapiens, what is the best way to go about it for all concerned?". Clearly some moral philosophies would always result in failure to reach that goal while others would be more likely to lead to success; seems to me there must be some 'logical process' one could follow to figure that out even if extremely complex. (Of course one would probably want to better pin down the definitions of all of the terms in the premise.) Without stating some goals up front, then indeed one could end up with almost any kind of "moral philosophy" (deity-defined or otherwise). But the above seems like a reasonable and fair goal if 'given a planet with a bunch of apes that recently evolved a relatively high degree of intelligence' and assuming there are no deities to "divinely" give us a moral code.

    186. Re:Yeah... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Not all cultures are morally equivalent.

      Not all cultures have the same moral to be equivalent to...

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      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    187. Re:Yeah... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Hmm ... looks like interesting reading material, thanks for the "leads" (have never done any formal philosophy courses (yet), so haven't studied this.)

    188. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot the idiotic Real ID Act !

    189. Re:Yeah... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      What did you mean when you said, "never again?" You would never work with that particular person again, or overly geeky people in general?

      I do hope it's the former, because if it's the latter, not only are you a serious asshole, but you'll be missing out on a whole lot of people who have more to offer than you ever will. Please not that I'm saying that as someone who does not consider himself geeky.

      I do agree with you that there are reasons people latch onto different subcultures, but, the reasons are many, and one shouldn't be quick to judge people based on that. Indeed, that's really fucking short-sighted.

      --
      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    190. Re:Yeah... by x-vere · · Score: 1

      On a normal workday (as in no interdepartmental meetings), I dress on the extreme casual end of "business casual." I'm lucky to be in an IT department that defends the limited staff's ability to dress comfortably. However, when dealing with folks outside the department, it is certainly a matter of self preservation to dress more professional.

      Think of it this way... A few years back in my early college days I was a staff assistant for an old-school accountant/auditor. She as an upper-teir professional making very very good money, divorced from a wealthy man and lived happily off of the paycheck and alimony. She has never experienced the casual or laid-back lifestyle of the lower-middle/middle class. Imagine her impression when you show up to work with lose jeans and an untucked polo. Now consider that its people like her that ultimately determine your capacity for advancement in the company.

      Conversely, I worked in a Linux shop of a local ISP the highest ranking memeber the company would change out of slacks and into swimming trunks when he was in the office. Of course, he didn't care how we chose to dress, but at the same time, the company's greatest weaknesses were realized when we had to enter a formal bid process because we were slobs. I didn't work there long.

      All in all... I think the problem isn't that open source types are slobs. I think that the geek subculture, by and large, has adopted a "dress comfortable first and foremost" mentality. So imagine a guy in jeans, sandals and a pony tail sharing an idea with "the suits." Especially if they're being pitched an idea that is outside of their comfort zone--What do you think they'll say?

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      One day the toilets of the world will rise up... And I'm going to nuke them.
    191. Re:Yeah... by Mordaximus · · Score: 1
      Other culture are definitely inferior. I'm sorry, but the culture of violence, anti-intellectualism and mysogynism practiced by certain members of the rap community is inferior and utter crap.

      This has never happened in your "culture"? Considering the rap community is a sub-culture, what influences do you think formed this mindset?

      Should I respect certain Muslim countries when the suppress women?

      When was it again, in North America, that women won the right to vote? Weren't women expect to have the house clean and hot food ready for the husband upon his return not that long ago?

      Should I respect certain other cultures that practice child slavery?

      Should you respect the culture that buys products made from slave labour? Should you respect the culture that opens factories in other coutries to take advantage of cheap labour? The culture that wants everything cheaper, no matter the price to others?

      Should I respect certain African cultures that practice female circumcision?

      Or other cultures that circumcise males?

      Not all cultures are morally equivalent.

      Some feel the need to push their morality and philosphies on others. Some practice tolerance.

    192. Re:Yeah... by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      unbathed!!

      not wearing a suit doesn't mean you go unbathed!

      There are reasons for wearing a suit and reasons not too
      A Sweaty person in a suit with halitosis trying to sell me something forget it.

      I must admit I hate sales men, i'd rather talk to an engineer, suits just make me think parasite.

      I think non suit people tend to scare the suit types because they have proven value. This is why they are not yoked in suits and ties. They are the idea's people who make the products and create the solutions for suits to work with.

      On the other hand women tend to like the look of a man in a suit, smart and freshly shaved and smelling nice.
      The only good reason to want to wear a suit:)
      So presentation does matter, It just depends who wants what from who.

    193. Re:Yeah... by jridley · · Score: 1

      It's an evolutionary thing. Bower birds who have extraordinary displays obviously are SO successful that they have tons of time to mess with their display rather than being out looking for food. Cats with lustrous coats that are well groomed and well muscled obviously are keeping themselves fed and have time to groom, and therefore could easily feed a mate and children.

      People who maintain a business look have the time and ability to groom themselves and buy nice clothes.

      Watch some human studies documentaries sometime. I recommend "The Human Animal" in particular. When viewed from the outside, it's pretty amazing how well human activity looks just like the activity of any other animal, though sometimes there's perversion.

      BTW, I just don't like having a beard. I wish someone would come out with a dipilatory cream that would keep my face hair from growing for months at a time. I don't like shaving, but I like having a beard less.

    194. Re:Yeah... by jridley · · Score: 1

      I don't agree that a God is necessary to form a basis for moral absolutism.

      My basic moral foundation is that all people should be free. Of course, "free" needs definition. I mean that each person should be able to rise to the level of their ability and desire. If a person is talented and desires to use that talent, they should be able to. Nobody should be punished for things they did not do, including being born a certain gender or color or of a certain family or ethnicity.

      Lack of these rights is really the basis for a lot of the misery in the world today. The only other real source of anguish, IMHO, is power-hungry or control-hungry mental cases in positions of power.

      I don't really believe that mankind will ever achieve this basic level of universal rights, but it's something to work for, and I don't appeal to any god to define or enforce it.

    195. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know Cisco has quite a few Asians doing design work and alot of Indians as well.
      Last I checked, India was part of Asia.
      the Asians are born here/live here guys.
      ...which would make the "Asians" Americans, not Asians (assuming you're posting from the US).
    196. Re:Yeah... by Erixxxxx · · Score: 1

      You said:

      Let's say you want to buy a BMW. So you go to the dealership. Now who are you more likely to trust as a knowledgeable salesperson? A woman in a nice suit, or a women in a old jogging uniform?

      Thats easy. The woman who is ~not~ in the suit. The woman in the suit is lying to me before shes even opened her mouth. She has put on a facade that, based upon contemporary social bigotry, is calculated to give a particular impression. This is insulting to my intelligence, as if I were stupid enough to draw some correlation between how she is dressed and the quality of the product she is selling. If the quality of the product is without question, then why the need for the whole act? What is it she is hiding? How can you trust someone who so obviously goes out of their way to put on a false facade? Either she has a problem with self esteem and so feels she cannot be herself, or shes trying to dupe me in some way. Either way, how on earth can you trust a person like that?

      The woman in the jogging uniform on the other hand, obviously has enough confidence in the quality of the product she is selling that she doesnt need to lie with her appearance. I can trust her, because she is saying 'this is me, warts and all, take it or leave it'; she is the only one of the two being honest before shes even opened her mouth. Obviously the product quality is such that she doesnt need to dress up, she doesnt need to lie; all she needs to do is to be there to facilitate the transaction. This might indicate to me there must be something special about the quality of the product.

      I mean, after all, that ~is~ the purpose of being there, right? To buy a product? Or is it to have your ass kissed (which would thus be insulting due to the insinuation that you were the type of dirtbag who expected people to kiss your ass)?

      But then, I wouldnt buy a BMW any more than I would fly first class on an airline. Both are overpriced and are very good examples of pretentious people having their pretentions used against them by those of us willing to exploit pretentious people for our own gain.;)

      Lets rephrase your question:

      "Let's say you want to buy a book. So you go to the bookstore. Now what are you more likely to consider as a good book? A book with a nice cover, or a book with an old ripped cover?"

    197. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Male. I thought that was assumed. The other tech they just hired with the earings is a male as well

    198. Re:Yeah... by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1

      I can't wash my hair more than once every other day. If I do, I get cradle cap. Seriously.

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    199. Re:Yeah... by bigman2003 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You sir are an absolute winner.

      I have never taken advice from anyone on Slashdot, because as we all know, every single one of us is a self-righteous prick.

      But, I am going to follow your advice. As soon as I finish this post, I am going to get off my ass and go iron my clothes. I am giving a presentation today, and I was thinking that my clothes ('business casual' is my usual form of dress) were fine just coming out of the dryer.

      I am going to take that extra step, and actually iron my shirt and pants. Because you are right- the 10 minutes I spend doing that will serve me much better than reading the ramblings of the incoherent fools here on Slashdot.

      With absolutely no sarcasm, I thank you for the suggestion, and I want you to know that you have reached out to at least one person today.

      --
      No reason to lie.
    200. Re:Yeah... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand what the word means. Discrimination, by definition, means choosing someone based on qualities other than individual merit.

      By picking the most suited candidate, you are not discriminating.

      Of course, the sort of discrimination you are talking about is the illegal sort, the common ones being race, religion, national origin, sex, etc... no where on there will you see long hair, nor would a case where your religion requires long hare go anywhere.

      But it would certainly be sex discrimination if they don't apply the same policy to women (talking of which, I'd make that point to many of the comments in this thread - I must have missed that ponytails or long hair have somehow become equivalent to "untidy", clearly they aren't considered that for half of the population at least).

    201. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This has never happened in your "culture"? Considering the rap community is a sub-culture, what influences do you think formed this mindset?

      Good question, but not relevant. Whatever it was, it was bad.

      When was it again, in North America, that women won the right to vote? Weren't women expect to have the house clean and hot food ready for the husband upon his return not that long ago?

      Yeah and that was wrong. North American culture is now superior to what it once was.

      Should you respect the culture that buys products made from slave labour? Should you respect the culture that opens factories in other coutries to take advantage of cheap labour? The culture that wants everything cheaper, no matter the price to others?

      No you shouldn't. What is your point?

      Or other cultures that circumcise males?

      No I shouldn't. Thats why I have no intention of circumsising my children. That aside, it is undeniable that female circumcision is much more barbaric than male circumcision.

      Some feel the need to push their morality and philosphies on others. Some practice tolerance.

      "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!" -- Barry Goldwater

    202. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Case in point - anecdotal evidence at best, of course - I've noticed that amongst software developers, the worst UI and human factors folks are the pony-tailed, jeans and sandals folks. Why? Because these are the ones that tend to think that somehow, "their way" is the right way. The kind that recommend *nix and Macs rather than work with what they have and improve what they've been paid to improve upon.



      Hmmm...I wonder what makes you think that you're idea of a good UI is the right one. How do you (or how do we) know that the UI your sandals folks presented wasn't actually a really good one, and you were just to stupid to realize it? You could be one of those fools who thinks that a UI needs lots of color and spiffy effects, even though the provide no help to the user, and may even harm their experience.


    203. Re:Yeah... by Makarakalax · · Score: 1

      It's a shame you posted ac as I wanted to ask for you to recommend some tracks for d/l. Now I expect to think rap and hip-hop are shit forever more.

    204. Re:Yeah... by dwandy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Great. You are a prejudiced idiot. "Professionalism" is an attitude and a work ethic; it has nothing whatsoever do to with the clothes you are wearing. Nothing. I've met social retards in Armani suits, and I've met consummate experts in overalls and yes, sandals and ponytails.
      "Professionalism" is a perception. It's how others perceive you. Yes, it's the perception of your work ethic, and the perception of your attitude, but it has just as much to do with the perception of your appearance, and this includes your clothes. It's also one of the bits of your apearance you can change: You can't get taller, better looking or change the color of your skin; but you can change your clothes and brush your hair.

      The problem is that techies think that physical appearance should not matter. We should be judged on our technical abilities, and anyone who does otherwise is an idiot, moron or stupid. Then we get cranky when the office schmooze gets promoted despite the obvious lack of talent...

      Perhaps it's because we sometimes don't meet face-to-face (ever!) with people we respect - and we respect them because we respect their work. And we want to work with them because we respect their work. And their work (them being good techies) makes our work easier and more enjoyable. No office politics.
      But let's take the flip-side. We judge too: We pre-judge the quality of the code by how nice it is to read. We automatically assume that code that is hard to read (poor formatting/layout/comments/whatever) was written by some sub-standard coder ... we've just judged the code and the coder without really taking the time to see if it's actually good code. The compiler, afterall, doesn't care about things like formatting and good commenting. So if the resulting compiled code is in fact efficient code, how come we've judged the coder?

      So, here's the social version: people have preconceived notions, and these include 'professional' dress code as meaning a suit and tie. You don't have to like it, but if you want the 'suits' to respect you, you have to wear a business suit*.
      Another poster said he didn't get the job because of the suit: the place wanted a more relaxed atmosphere. Again, prejudged, but this judgement is rare in the corporate culture.

      So the bottom line is people pre-judge you based on (amongst other things) how you dress. And if you want to sell Linux to the Corporate Suit, you have to meet their preconceptions. And those preconceptions are that professionals wear suits. That's why Sales Guys from any major software vendor always show up in a suit....Why should Linux be any different?

      *the exception is to be/play the guru: then the expectation is in fact the long hair and sandals... :)

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      If you think imaginary property and real property are the same, when does your house become public domain?
    205. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm gonna go lay down with my beautiful wife and ponder this moment."

      So did you get that idea from the poolboy or the mailman?

    206. Re:Yeah... by ph1ll · · Score: 1
      Do you really think they should just hire any random joe of the street? Or should they do a bit if discrimination and determine who is best for the job.

      Sure you need to discriminate. But if you're a manage whose only important metric is dress-sense, then you're probably in the wrong job.

      --
      --- "We've always been at war with Eastasia."
    207. Re:Yeah... by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what the --- does dressing differently have to do with "being clean?" I think you have a very bizarre picture of diverse people.

      Exactly. Talking about Goths, there's an important point here - most of the arguments presented here in favour of things like wearing suits and short hair have been based around the idea that it is synonymous with making an effort about your appearance, and looking clean and tidy.

      Yet take a group of people who stereotypically spend far more time on their looks and dress than most people - and yet they're still lumped with the "untidy poorly-dressed shouldn't-be-employed" people!

      This makes it clear that the issue isn't really with looking tidy or making an effort, but instead requiring people to change their appearance to fit a particular look (a look which is inherentely sexist too - for example, no one would dare make these "long hair is untidy" comments of women, after all...)

    208. Re:Yeah... by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Ding ding! Exactly. Going in front of customers is not the same as wrangling code in a back-office cube. The reality of the business world is that "corporate image" is HUGELY important. When you are in front of a client, you ARE the company as far as the client is concerned. Grooming and dress are a big part of "image."

      While YOU may like a companies products, the pointy haired bean counters may be unwilling to sign a PO for $1,200,000 if the company reps are in "long-haired hippie freaks in jeans and sandles."

      But being a team member is also not the same as being part of a management team. This has even non-client facing impact.

      I was in a merger situation once where one of the managers in the acquiring company was a total Goth with enough piercings to set off a metal detector 100 feet away. All of the acquired staff members in the department that was merged ended up quitting as they "couldn't work for someone like that" out of self respect. This ended up damaging the merger process so much the company ended up in bankruptsy - a situation that could have been avoided since the employees concerns were clearly transmitted to the senior executive team prior to the merger. Yes, this is more than hair, but the point remains.

      Like it or not, your personal image, and how you present yourself DOES have an impact on people's willingingness to trust and respect you. Some people will just NOT trust people with facial hair, or tattoos, or "guys with long hair". It's frequently not a concious decision, but an automatic reaction due to a conflict with one's subconcious ideas of social norm. Most people can overcome this in time as they grow to understand a person, but some cannot.

    209. Re:Yeah... by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0
      in the ancient Hebrew world, the non Hebrew surrounding tribes and countries noticed a curious trend amongst Kosher practicing Hebrews, Hebrews lived much much longer and had a healthier life than others.
      I've got some outfit called the 20th century on the other line - I think they're trying to sell us something called fridges, showers and ... [what's that again?] ... running water.
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      Only three things are certain; death, taxes, and apocryphal quotations - Ben Franklin.
    210. Re:Yeah... by torokun · · Score: 1

      I have to applaud you for this comment, and I agree 100%. I am in the same boat as you, and my son is not circumcised.

      Parents should not be able to mutilate their male children by ignorantly checking a box or nodding to a nurse.

    211. Re:Yeah... by torokun · · Score: 1

      IIRC it mostly began in the late 1800's as a misguided attempt to prevent masturbation. Look it up; I'm not kidding.

    212. Re:Yeah... by atari_teenage_riot · · Score: 1

      I have to remove my facial piercings everyday for work and I can't say that I enjoy it. (nose and lip) I think there's a whole lot more than suit and ties to this issue. There's things that should, of course, be kept out of the office, I don't think sandals are appropriate, half-buttoned shirts, dirty jeans, any type of holes in your clothes etc. However, I don't see what exactly makes a pair of dress pants and a shirt more "clean" than a nice pair of jeans and a polo shirt. I personally dislike corporate wear, I have to bring my mother shopping with me because everytime I try on something I just want to take it off because no matter what, I hate it. The fact that I have my lip pierced (labret) doesn't make me look unprofessional, I generally wear a very small bead on it with a tiny white sparkly stone in it. I have to remove it, to sit in a cubicle all day long basically, what's the point? I really don't know. I think that as long as you have good personal hygiene, present yourself well, wear clean & appropriate clothes (not showing cleavage the size of mt everest) there should not be a problem. Hey, i can always dream.

    213. Re:Yeah... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      My point was that when presenting yourself for something important, to dress far outside the norm starts you off on the wrong foot; and that is something that is just a fact. It may not be nice. It may not be the way things should be, but that is, without a doubt, the way the world works.

      On this point I agree as well. I guess I just really don't want to help perpetuate the habit (prejudging) even if it is the 'realist' approach. Thanks for the reply.

      --
      If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
    214. Re:Yeah... by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      "Let's say you want to buy a book. So you go to the bookstore. Now what are you more likely to consider as a good book? A book with a nice cover, or a book with an old ripped cover?"
       
      Well, if it's the same book (which it would have to be, to be a analogue of the situation in the GP post, where you get a car salesman either way) then you obviously go for the well-maintained book, because that's the best value for your money, unless you're planning to use your purchase for firewood or something. Way to come up with an analogy with an obvious result totally counter to your intended point.

      --
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    215. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, what a bunch of self-rightious bullshit. Homo sapien has evolved to be omnivorous. That's why I've got these sharp pointy teeth up front; for ripping the flesh off the dead. You want to be a broccoli-boi, that's totally your business. But don't come strutting in here trying to pass it off as "science" or "reason." Millions of years of evolution say you're full of shit.

    216. Re:Yeah... by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      If someone is black and they dress and behave in a civilized (i.e., "Huxtable") manner, then racism becomes a non-issue. What do you suppose that means?

      Dude, it means you're a fucking bigot.

      --
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    217. Re:Yeah... by Suidae · · Score: 1

      once you quit punching out kids, what happens to you is largely irrelevant.

      True, but there is some evidence that having old people around to pass on culture and take care of the kids while the younger adults do the work aids in survival as well. So where the culture has family groups living together, the ability to be old and reasonably healthy might provide a breeding advantage.

    218. Re:Yeah... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      There are ways, for example you can ask how many people it makes happy, or how few it makes suffer (these both have philosophical names that I've forgotten).

      I think you mean utilitarianism, proposed by Jeremy Bentham & John Stuart Mill.

      Or Star Trek, where Spock dies fixing the radiation leak. Oops, spoiler!

      --
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    219. Re:Yeah... by operagost · · Score: 1
      Expecting employees to wear a jacket and tie is not "reactionary"-- it's the status quo. Wearing sleeve protectors, spats, visors, and bowler hats would be reactionary.

      That being said, my office is "business casual," but I still showed up for my interview wearing a suit for the obvious reason that an interview is a special event. I expect even a "hippie shop" would understand that.

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    220. Re:Yeah... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Nobody was claiming that white cultures were pure or innocent, so I'm not sure where you got that idea. We're talking about particular cultural practices, stick to the topic.
      Seconded, and I'll add that we're talking about now, rather than then. I'm not responsible for things that happened 200 years before I was born.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    221. Re:Yeah... by Hieronymous+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      (insert obligatory "they're on Slashdot-what girlfriend?" joke)

      Well, let's see. Personally, I don't mind what my wife or either of my girlfriends do, though some choose
      to remove body hair, and some have not.

    222. Re:Yeah... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      This was the whole business model of EDS and IBM in the blue suit days. Banks and other such institutions that were once paper based had hard time trusting their critical information to a realm they couldn't "SEE". This is ancient history to us today. People trust computers today in general...but it is still TRUST that the serious IT providers sell.

      If you look like you might have taken a bong hit in your car before you showed up for your interview you will have an initial hurdle to overcome before you are trusted.

      If you were going to have brain surgery would you want your Dr. to look like Sam Waterston or Tommy Lee?

      --
      When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
    223. Re:Yeah... by fitten · · Score: 1

      Yup... The couple times I've bought a car I "dressed down" quite a bit. Torn up jeans and an old t-shirt. At one dealership, I had set my budget and started looking around. The sales guy came over and kept pointing me towards low end vehicles that, I guess, he thought were in my price range. I wanted something a little higher end. Eventually, I got annoyed at the guy because he kept trying to pull me away from what I wanted to look at so I told him what I did for a living. He immediately did a 180 degree change and then started constantly pointing me to vehicles that were above what I wanted to spend, even after I told him what I wanted to spend. Eventually, I got annoyed at him and told him that if he couldn't point me to vehicles near my budget even after I requested him to do so, that I wouldn't buy a vehicle from the dealership and I left.

    224. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But if you want to consult, or if you have to deal with anyone (management, middle management, customers, etc) then you need to dress appropriatly."

      Stuff like this just pisses me off.

      I took a communications class once, and they were ripping on people with southern accents, basically saying that, if you have a southern accent, you might be perceived as being "stupid". Then they go and talk about how pronouncing words "correctly" can influence how people percieve you. But the kicker is they used the word "sheik"...only they pronounced it "sheek" not "shake"...

      I absolutely cannot stand crap like that. It's like the people who are talking about the "immigrants" now, and how "if they weren't here, who would clean our clothes and manicure our lawns"...HEY ASSHOLE, THEY'RE PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU!!! Just cause you work in some building and wear a suit DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. The only difference between you and the guy working at McDonald's are pieces of paper.

    225. Re:Yeah... by Ytsejam-03 · · Score: 1
      Having been on both sides of the issue now, I think there's a lot to be said to matching your dress and other aspects of your personal image (hair, accessories, etc.) to the impression you want to create.
      I could not have said it better. I experienced this first-hand just after finishing college. I had long hair reaching about half way down my back through most of my twenties. I noticed a significant difference in the way I was treated after cutting my hair.

      The most notable difference was when I would go out with my wife. When I had long hair, about half the time the waiter would give her the check. Now that I'm clean-cut this almost never happens.

      I was already a couple of years into my career before I cut my hair. I'm a software developer with a large company (not Microsoft), and managed to land this job and two previous jobs in this industry before cutting my hair. I'm happy with my job, but I wish I had cut my hair earlier. If I had, I belive that I would have had more opportunities after college, and as a result could probably have negotiated an ever higher salary.

      Everyone judges you on your apperance whether they are aware of it or not.
    226. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "OTOH, if sampling the flesh of a loved one who has died is seen as a sign of affection/respect, then one can presume that the people themselves would even want that when they die."

      Incidentially, it also leads to the spread of disease. Southeast Asian cultures that practiced cannibalism also tended to have frequent cases of diseases similar to mad-cow disease, for the same reason (cow feed contained ground-up cow parts, including the brain). But yes, disgusting and a bad idea is not necessarily the same as immoral.

    227. Re:Yeah... by k12linux · · Score: 1
      When I see someone who looks like a slob, I don't feel bad judging them, because they chose to look that way. If you roll out of bed, put on the first articles of clothing that you find on your floor, and go with it, that's fine -- but don't say you weren't warned

      I think that in many cases the amount of time and effort you put into grooming and dressing is what is judged more than the clothes themselves. The exception seems to be suit and tie. I think people equate them to "rich" or at least "has a real good job." Funny enough, having just a little gray hair also seems to get you better service and respect.

      My experiences are probably region-specific

      They are. Where I used to live the best way to kill your chances for a consulting or tech job was to show up in a suit and tie. The people running many of the businesses in the area just felt uncomfortable around you and they wanted to do business with someone they can "go out for a beer" with after hours if the occasion calls for it.

      And if you're selling something -- as a whole lot of OSS developers effectively are, whether they realize it or not

      This is the only thing you said that I take issue with. Most OSS developers could care less how many copies of Linux, etc. are sold or used. They want to fix some problem that directly affects them or is needed for wherever they work. Since they make $0 "selling" anything the loss of a "sale" really isn't much of a concern for them I suspect.

      However... IF you actually are trying to make money off of FOSS then you really should look at your target audience. Want to sell to the "500" crowd? Better don a suit and tie. Regardless of who you want to part with their money and give it to you, you shouldn't look like it took only 60 seconds for your entire grooming and dressing session in the morning.

    228. Re:Yeah... by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      The Eloquence I speak of is that of other people.

      if I could be eloquent, I would be, maybe then I wouldn't have to dress nice.

    229. Re:Yeah... by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      ^_^

    230. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to sell yourself to make yourself sucessful.

      "Selling yourself" is a nice way of saying you're a whore.

    231. Re:Yeah... by k12linux · · Score: 1
      Realistically or not, clothing does not in any meaningful way define an individual. It's just that a large number of ignorant people act like it does.

      As long as those people have the $ and you want it, you can choose to either use it to your advantage and get paid or fight the stereotype and risk missing out on jobs.

      Case in point... when I went for my first actual "job" working with computers I wore a suit and tie to the interview. I found out later that I was the only one who showed up "dressed for the part" and that they had almost made up their mind to give me the job before the actual interview started.

      Were these people shallow? Well.. I can say that at least one of them was (very.) But the point is that I got the job and it definately made a difference in their first impression.

      Since then I have always worn a suit and tie to interviews. Only once did I not get the job I interviewed for and even then I got called back two weeks later for another interview and got a higher paying job than the first one. Interstingly except for needing to wear a shirt and tie for 2 months at one place I have never had to actually "dress up" on the job in the past 15 years.

      Obviously the phrase, "the clothes make the man" is BS. I'm just as good of an admin/tech/coder whether I have on a suit or a pair of swim trunks. (I'd argue better because I'm more comfortable.) So, no, you can't tell anything about someone's technical abilities from their clothes.

      But consider this; Imagine that someone interviews you and someone else who is (as far as the interviewers can tell) equally technically qualified. When they talk about prospective candidates afterwards, do you want to be refered to as the guy who "knows his stuff and was well dressed" or the guy who "knows his stuff but looked like he just rolled out of bed"? You shouldn't think that going for a meeting with a potential customer is really that much different from an Interview.

      Even if the people conducting the interview don't personally have a problem with the way you are dressed they may very well worry about how well you would "fit in" with their other employees. This is especially true if they have a dress code. (People tend to get a big jealous when they see that not every employer mandates how their staff must dress.)

    232. Re:Yeah... by rhakka · · Score: 1

      I absolutely understand the reality differs from my ideal. All I'm saying is, I think the reality is highly flawed. Whether we need to deal with that or not is one thing... usually, we do... though you could make a nice case for a small-scale rebellion in this way ;) But you're right, whenever you fight the accepted norm, there are consequences.

      I think the ultimate problem I have with it is the perpetuation of decisionmaking based on irrelevant criteria. I'm talking society-wide here.. the people your company may be afraid will not do business if you are the sales guy in a T-shirt, the suits who do the hiring, all of it. It just shows poor critical thinking skills as a whole, I think, which is troubling to me. The world where it doesn't matter how you're dressed because the people are interested in what you can do and who you are, period, is the one I wish we were in and would like to push towards, you know?

    233. Re:Yeah... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I think your comments are well taken. I just wanted to clarify my point about OSS developers. You are correct that the great majority of them probably are not interested in how well Linux does (although I would argue that perhaps they should be, since I think most people who use OSS benefit indirectly by its popularity/use, even though it may not be direct or obvious); I suppose rather than generalizing out to "OSS developers" I should have made it more specific to 'OSS developers who want to make that their main source of income.' Obviously there are a lot of people writing code that are perfectly content to keep it as a hobby, and I respect both their attitude and the work that they do. However if someone's goal was to get paid to either create free software, or make money from some sort of ancillary service (consulting/installation/support, etc.) that would allow them to bankroll development activities, I think they'd be well advised to consider their personal image as part of the 'total package' they're selling.

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    234. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Discrimination, by definition, means choosing someone based on qualities other than individual merit.

      That is a secondary definition. The primary definition is:

      a. To make a clear distinction; distinguish: discriminate among the options available.
      b. To make sensible decisions; judge wisely.

    235. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple question: Are you on crack?

      I've never seen such a load of bobbins in my life. The person on the outside is not important - it's what their abilities are that is.

      So, we can see that you're sexist (men can't have long hair, but women can), elitest (only those that wear the appropiate gear are suitable) and stupid (conclusion from the first two). What next? Sack fat people? Sack ugly people? Sack unshaven people? Sack non-tanned people? I'm glad that Europe has better employment laws than that.

      You fail to understand that the most important thing for *productive* work is comfort. You fail to understand that some people *cannot* look smart due to body shape (e.g. I have an over sized neck, so I cannot close the collar on most shirts - if I get a shirt large enough to fit the collar then it looks like I'm wearing a tent).

      Grow up and rot in Niflheim you narrow minded, elitest twat. We've spent the best part of last century trying to get out of the biased twisted society we were in.

    236. Re:Yeah... by dossen · · Score: 1

      There is a good reason to judge code on readability: People have read and write it to make changes. The code can be as nice or as ugly as the coder wants to make it, as far as the compiler is concerned, so for the benefit of the next guy one might as well lean towards making it nice.

    237. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slavery and genocide were practiced in North America long before any Europeans ever set foot there..

      And both were common (especially slavery) in nearly every other culture worldwide since people started remembering - including Africa.

      "Those who do not remember history are ... probably going to do well in a modern PC classroom."

    238. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps that's because 'sheek' is the preferred pronounciation? http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sheik
      Not that 'shake' is wrong either.

      You also need to consider local custom. For example, here route is pronounced differently based upon its contextual use: Route 66 (root) and IP Route (rowt) are pronounced differently.

    239. Re:Yeah... by BiggerBoat · · Score: 1

      WTF? What the hell do Americans do this for?

      I think it's still done in part because a lot of people believe it's healthier in the long run (I've seen too much conflicting evidence here to be sure either way), but I also think it's so accepted for aesthetic reasons. Americans prefer circumcision for the same reason they prefer females shaving their underarms and legs - not circumcising (for men) or shaving (for women) may be perfectly natural, but it's considered "gross."

    240. Re:Yeah... by doubledoh · · Score: 1
      With that said, although I differ from you in that enjoy vegetables as well, I love a good slab of prime rib run through a warm room. If I've been brainwashed to like that, well than hip-hip-hooray for brainwashing. And if it kills me sooner than eating nothing that casts a shadow, then at least that's that much less time I have to hear holier-art-than-thou neo-Puritans bitching about what I eat.

      I don't care what you eat. Yes, I do personally care about animals the general health of society, but as a libertarian, I would never let my personal opinions interfere or infringe upon the private affairs of others. You can do whatever you want regardless of how unhealthy it is...your body is your property, not mine. The only thing I ask in return is that you don't make me pay for your increased healthcare costs via taxation. If you pay for all your own medical expenses, then as far as I'm concerned, you can shovel dead cows down your throat with a conveyor belt. Can't afford your own private healthcare insurance? Then you can't afford to eat unhealthy foods, smoke cigarettes, or have unprotected sex.

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    241. Re:Yeah... by BiggerBoat · · Score: 1

      I'm circumcised and don't care one iota. The main argument I hear for why a man who has been circumcised should care that he was is that his penis is less sensitive as a result. This argument just makes me laugh. The last thing, I mean the absolute last thing I need during sex is to be more sensitive.

    242. Re:Yeah... by orim · · Score: 1

      If you go to Webster online, you'll see there are two valid pronunciations: sheek and sheik.
      Southern accents do "sound dumb". Then again, I think Bostonian accents do too. Or the heavy New York accent. Don't ask me why, or whether the reputation is deserved. I don't think that it's helping the sourthern cause right now that seem to be forever complaining about "the ivory tower elite," and the preznit (who flaunts his Southernness, deserved or not) who brags about getting C's.
      [listened to him introduce a speaker once, and he said something to the effect: yeah, this guy has a PhD, and I got C's in school, and look who's listening to whom now]...

      Who's supposed to lead but smart people?

      So to recap: southerners are waging war on smart people. Which puts them squarely in the other camp right now.

      I agree with the other stuff you said though...

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    243. Re:Yeah... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      you shouldn't look like it took only 60 seconds for your entire grooming and dressing session in the morning.

      Why not?

      Why do we, as a society, insist on spending more than that?

      I mean, I'll shower and brush my teeth, sure, but why comb my hair? Why choke myself with a tie, wear an uncomfortable, impractical shirt, and so on?

      Seems just as stupid to me as wearing a mortarboard on Graduation day. Now, I'll enjoy getting dressed up for one day, especially that day, but every day?

      I'm not saying I won't do it. I certainly would rather be at a good job in a tie than "You want fries with that?" in a tshirt. I just want to know not only why this is so highly valued in our society, but why it takes the shape that it does. Why couldn't we be measured by our personal grooming / choice of clothing that is actually functional and comfortable? Why isn't there a dress code involving high-quality T-shirts and cargo pants?

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    244. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by that same token, if in the future we can change our skin color you would say that discriminatin based on skin color would be all right because everyone chooses what skin color to have.

    245. Re:Yeah... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      do you want to be refered to as the guy who "knows his stuff and was well dressed" or the guy who "knows his stuff but looked like he just rolled out of bed"?

      That's just spin. Why can't I be referred to as the guy who "knows his stuff and knows how to relax and be comfortable"?

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    246. Re:Yeah... by metalligoth · · Score: 1

      Goths are generally fools, university grads or not.

      It would seem that Sussex University disagrees with you.

    247. Re:Yeah... by Senzei · · Score: 1
      If you can show a customer why product X is better than product Y and how that difference benefits THEM, you'll be able to close the deal.

      I agree completely. That said, a suit and tie usually does not hurt. If it buys me credibility with management weenies who actually will object to something because the salesman "didn't look professional" then I will go ahead and suffer through it. Outside of situations like that though, a good salesman should be able to make a sale based on their product, not their clothing.

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    248. Re:Yeah... by dwandy · · Score: 1
      ...that's why I specified that we are judging not just the code, but the coder. We tend to have less respect for the coder that writes messy code.
      Does this stem from a practical reason? Sure, but that's not the point. The point is that we've judged the quality of the code based on the appearance of the code.

      By the same token, people are judged by their appearance.

      You don't have to like it or agree with it, but it is reality.

      Wear a bathing suit to work, or a 3-piece suit to the beach and people will look at you funny ... the particular discussion was about selling linux to the corporate environment, and that calls for a suit.

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    249. Re:Yeah... by k12linux · · Score: 1
      Why do we, as a society, insist on spending more than that?

      The simple answer is, "because we do." Just be happy we aren't in the days where even the most menial office job still required a suit, tie, dress shoes and black socks.

      I suppose the most likely reason is that you *appear* to be lazy. After all, if you can't bother to comb your hair to look "nice" then how much should anyone really expect from you.

      Don't think that I'm a grooming natzi though. I tend to shave once every 2-3 days and the closest I've managed to come to our "slacks" dress code is a black pair of jeans instead of blue. On the other hand I wouldn't even consider coming in with ripped jeans or overyly faded ones.

    250. Re:Yeah... by k12linux · · Score: 1
      That's just spin. Why can't I be referred to as the guy who "knows his stuff and knows how to relax and be comfortable"?

      Because the guy(s)/gal(s) doing the interview feel that poor dress and grooming are a sign of a lack of pride in yourself which might carry over into a lack of pride in your work. Or maybe they are just uptight. Or they put a value on something superficial like how attractive you are. Or they are secretly jealous that you are nice and comfortble while they are sinched up in their suit and tie. Take your pick. Short of mind-control don't expect to make many changes to this fact of life.

      The point isn't that judging people by how they dress is a good thing. The point is that people *do* make those types of evaluations and it could cost you a job. The truth is that, everything else being equal, almost everyone will hire the person who thinks and acts in the way that is most appealing to them.

      If you so strongly value one type of clothing over another that you are willing to reduce your job opportunities then go for it! (I personally wouldn't interview with a place that expected me to be in a suit/tie all the time unless they were paying WELL above what the other options were.)

      There are certainly people out there who place little value on appearance compared to ability. (I have a customer like that and I dress accordingly when doing work for her.) There are even people who don't find intense body order offensive and won't hold it against you. (Not many.) Heck, some business owners (as I mentioned) won't even want to do business with you if you are wearing a suit and tie.

      The ratio of these types of people in HR or who own a business probably varies as you move from region to region or even from area to area in a state. If you are willing to limit your job prospects only to them then do so. If you are willing to strap on a tie if needed then you expand your options.

      In the end it's your choice. If a high enough percentage of tech people refused to wear a dress shirt and tie then things might change. I'd argue that they have changed a lot already actually. A lot of techs DO say (as I do) that the amount they are willing to dress up is directly related to how much above average the paycheck would be.

    251. Re:Yeah... by Rick+BigNail · · Score: 1

      Looks like the sales guy is incompetent.

    252. Re:Yeah... by Redtech · · Score: 1

      Given the 2 options, the saleswoman in the suit or the jogging outfit, I'm going to go with the one in the jogging outfit. My perception is that she is going to be less likely to try to rip me off so she can go buy more expensive suits.

      Reminds me of a Paul Graham essay about startups spending money of fancy, new age furniture and not having enough left for their business or just using old, cheap curbside freebies so they can spend more money on their business. I'm going with the one who doesn't care about looking good, but cares about being good.

    253. Re:Yeah... by jamboarder · · Score: 1

      What the??? How on earth is this insightful?

      If you want to be a member of that culture, then fine, go do it. But don't be surprised when people treat you like a member of that culture.

      And how exactly should members of that culture be treated? Please, enlighten us!

      If someone is black and they dress and behave in a civilized (i.e., "Huxtable") manner, then racism becomes a non-issue.

      So the "Huxtables" are civilized? By whose standard? Yours? The "Huxtables" are fictional and you are an idiot.

      It means that 90% of racism is culture, not skin color. And I have absolutely no problem with rejecting someone out on their ass based on their (or lack of) culture.

      Ahh, cuz if you're an asshole to someone for no other reason than that they're from a different culture then that's just peachy (cuz any culture other than your own is simply a lack of culture).

      Better to remain quiet an be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt. As it is, I'm quite sure, you are an idiot.

    254. Re:Yeah... by Confuzzled · · Score: 1

      Now that we have science to repudiate the errors of evolution, we are able to determine that protein rich non-animal foods are far more healthy than protein rich meats.

      Reference? I call bullshit on that. I won't say that protein rich meats are healthier than non-animal sources, because there's evidence both ways. In fact Tofu and Soy have several documented adverse effects. Obviously meat products high in saturated fat are not desirable either; but there's chicken and fish; fish being high in Omega-3 fatty acids (which most people don't get a lot of).


      You surely can't deny that our culture has become more glutonous and obese BECAUSE of processed foods and meats served at fast food restaurants.


      I completely agree with you, but notice that pure sources of meat (chicken, fish, meat) are rarely processed (I'm not going to go into antibiotics and the other stuff in meats, or franken foods like McD); what is processed is usually carbohydrate based foods; most of the time to reduce fat.

      You have to realize that diet is much more complex than what you're trying to simplify here.

      * Meats are good. Better to eat meats low in saturated fat like fish and chicken.
      * Vegetables are good as well; great source of anti-oxidants, vitamins, etc.
      * Saturated fats in general are to be minimized (notice that I don't say avoided), but you want a healthy intake of Polyunsaturated Fatty Acids (PUFAs). See here and here. Also fat plays an important role in the feeling of being satiated or full.

      The key is moderation, you don't want to eat only vegetables (you'll be missing many important nutrients like certain vitamins and protein). You don't want to eat only meat.

      We're herbivores, get over it.
    255. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      your mind is warped. slavery was 1000% worse than rap culture, but it doesn't bother you because, being self absorbed, it hasn't impacted you.

      As the others pointed out, we're talking about now, not a culture that was dead a long time ago.

      But I don't think you want to go there anyway. Who is worse... the slaver, or the people in Africa who sold their own people to the slavers?

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    256. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Ahh, cuz if you're an asshole to someone for no other reason than that they're from a different culture then that's just peachy (cuz any culture other than your own is simply a lack of culture).

      Where, exactly, did I say any culture other than mine was bad?

      If someone walks in wanting a job from me, and they're dressed in rap gear looking like an idiotic thug, then yes, I will bounce them out. Too f-ing bad. If they want to identify with a violent culture, then they should not be surprised that I don't want them around.

      So the "Huxtables" are civilized? By whose standard? Yours? The "Huxtables" are fictional and you are an idiot.

      Yeah, it sure was horrible that the Huxtables represented a black family that was financially well off, with a father who was a doctor and a wife who was a lawyer. How dare they show black people who could speak English properly!

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    257. Re:Yeah... by jamboarder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it sure was horrible that the Huxtables represented a black family that was financially well off, with a father who was a doctor and a wife who was a lawyer. How dare they show black people who could speak English properly!

      Yes, yes because only financially well off black families with a father who is a doctor and a wife who is a lawyer are adequately civilized. Yes, yes look at how empathetic you are because you champion the cause of showing black people speaking English properly. You sir, are an idiot.

      And if you came into my business talking about how black people need to be more like the Huxtables and speak English properly I'd happily bounce you out too.

      Look, it's entirely your right to be as much of a bigot as you bloody well please. Just don't be surprised when people call you on it.

    258. Re:Yeah... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Yes, yes because only financially well off black families with a father who is a doctor and a wife who is a lawyer are adequately civilized. Yes, yes look at how empathetic you are because you champion the cause of showing black people speaking English properly. You sir, are an idiot.

      Sheesh. You seem have a reading comprehension problem.

      The point is not that all black families should be successful as they are, only that there's nothing wrong with being that way. And that there's nothing wrong with choosing to speak English properly.

      Look, it's entirely your right to be as much of a bigot as you bloody well please. Just don't be surprised when people call you on it.

      I'm not a bigot; I treat all stupid people equally. And someone who identifies themselves with the violent part of rap culture is stupid (or any particular culture that is idiotic), whether they are black or white, or any other race.

      You know, if some religious fundamentalist worked for me and bragged how he beat his wife every night and how woman have to be kept in line, I'd probably fire his ass, too. And you'd probably think that was bigotry.

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    259. Re:Yeah... by pooly7 · · Score: 1

      You, then have no curly hair. Tangled hair, anyone ? conditionner ?

    260. Re:Yeah... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      suits just make me think parasite.

      Then you're just as prejudiced as those people who dismiss anyone who's not in a suit or business casual.

    261. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you pointed out, discrimination is not the problem. It is doing it by the *wrong* things that is a problem.

      Measuring technical merits, or your aptitude to work, by the way you dress is plainly wrong. Even worse, it is stupid. Only an inept would do that, right?

    262. Re:Yeah... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 0

      You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?

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    263. Re:Yeah... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      If you think that I'm evaulating you on your "ability to arrange bits of cloth and leather", then your instruments need calibration. Badly.

      I'm evaluating you on three criteria: Your claimed expertise (your resume), your exhibited expertise (your response to technical challenges during the interview process), and your professionalism and attitude (communicated primarily by your dress and demeanor, as well as your punctuality and preparedness).

      I'm taking a chance by hiring you; a three- or four-hour interview and your resume is precious little to go on, in terms of the long-term commitment you want me to make. My team is very casual, but very hardworking and very professional. We enjoy a very positive reputation with our customers, who demand not just technical proficiency but also social proficiency. If you can't be botherd to make a good impression on your prospective teammates, they'd be the first to tell me you're not getting the job.

      Emphasizing your technical contributions to the team isn't enough; I already have a stable of skilled technicians. Emphasizing the social cost you'll impose on my team is counter-productive.

      Obviously, other managers may differ. Assuming it's the case, I congratulate you on finding a niche where your particular personality quirks don't greatly interfere with your pursuit of happiness. I probably wouldn't offer you a job, but I'll certainly wish you luck.

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    264. Re:Yeah... by jafac · · Score: 1

      Anyway, I found since I started working there that when I'm 'dressed for work' and go out into the world, the level of service and attention I receive is pretty significantly different from what I was used to. In fact I've tested it a few times; gone to the same restaurant a few times wearing work clothes, then gone a few times in a pair of cargos and a t-shirt, just to see what happens. People are politer, service is faster, I get called "sir" a lot more...it's not a huge difference, but it's noticeable.

      I've noticed just the opposite.

      In fact, back in the dotcom days, when I was a millionaire (on paper, thanks to stock options), I could walk into my bank, wearing jeans and a t-shirt and sandals, long hair (no tattoes, no piercings), and they knew me by name. If we overdrew our checking account, they wouldn't charge us, they'd float it. Mind you, I was making then almost exactly what I'm making now, but I had the stock options then.

      Today, I don't get the same treatment at my bank that I used to, even when I'm wearing a tie (which was not required attire at my dotcom-era job).

      It's not the clothes. It's the perceived wealth (and implied power).

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    265. Re:Yeah... by NateTech · · Score: 1

      I know a number of long-haired, sandal-footed engineers who created software that ran on 12 DOS boxes in 1995 and pulled down $16 million a year.

      They knew how to sell, they knew how to talk to management people, and they worked HARD on finding a few well-dressed "champions" who handle those people too dim to figure out their dress-code has NOTHING to do with their ability.

      You know what else two of them had: MIT Degrees. Those spoke louder than their tie-dye T-shirts and sandals.

      Repeat after me: It's not about dress, it's about ABILITY. Corporate management types know how to find people that a) can do things, b) they feel comfortable with.

      There are PLENTY of examples of "hippie types" making millions... no problem at all. Heck, Wozniak is a good example.

      Making people think it has something to do with how they dress shows that you grew up thinking that society will shun you if you don't follow societies norms. However, it's EXACTLY that type of thought that stifles creativity NECESSARY for new products and ideas on how to make old products BETTER.

      It all has more to do with the ability level of the people involved (both suits and hippie-types) to communicate, and effectively create products that do something productive. If more teachers, parents, and communicators like yourself took the time to explain that ABILITY is how EVERYTHING happens, less worrying about people's outward appearances and more focus on their RESULTS would help the country (and world) a whole lot. Screw what the person LOOKS like -- can he communicate effectively and get things DONE?

      Changing out the corporate desktop is the LAST place to look at for most open-source or Free software types to help companies grow and thrive. There are usually MUCH bigger impact opportunities available in the back-end processes that will save the company FAR more than changing out the Desktop OS will. They're not glamorous or ego-puffing jobs for anyone other than the people who know the system works better behind the scenes and costs less. This is the #1 reason the Holy Desktop is always pursued first. Dumb engineering. Dumb strategy.

      In other words, even your story sounds like your ABILITY to THINK about which technology to use, and gain a big-picture perspective of what the CEO and Board would like to see happen (better technology, lower price, ZERO disruption to workforce, and ZERO re-training costs = lower bottom line) is impaired by a pre-conceived notion that the Desktop OS was the answer... at least in one of your projects. It's almost never the first place to go changing things.

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    266. Re:Yeah... by (negative+video) · · Score: 1
      If you think that I'm evaulating you on your "ability to arrange bits of cloth and leather", then your instruments need calibration. Badly.
      That is what you are evaluating. What you really want to know is whether I am capable of insight into your mind, and can carry out a plan to manipulate you. Since you can't measure that directly, you estimate it using a trivial litmus test: can this dude figure out whether to tuck in his shirt tail. This is why I dress up for interviews, not because I am dedicated, skilled, or anything else. Note that people with dire personality disorders, like psychopaths and professional brown-nosers, will often pass this test too.

      This sort of hurdle is not far removed from those idiots who take the interviewee out to a meal. If he salts his food before tasting it, the interview is over, no hire. Sure, in theory it probably has some predictive power in weeding out idiots, but more than making the person perform during the interview? I doubt it.

      For what it's worth, the really excellent people I know, the elevens on a scale of one to ten, the people who can haul my bacon out of a nuclear reactor and make it oink, generally don't dress "professionally". If I ever had to interview people, I'd be horribly afraid of rejecting that sort of person based on clothing alone. As long as they didn't show up wearing a suit of armor or a pink tutu, I'd put fashion sense way down the list of things to hold against them.

  2. chicken or egg by yagu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Eventually I think linux and OSS will take hold. I agree with the articles thesis: uptake of OSS (and, for the record, ANYTHING) is affected (negatively in this case) by sandals and ponytails.

    In my long career pathetically ended after 21 years by an unfortunate "right-sizing" (let's get rid of the 20% MOST expensive employees in IT, but make sure to get rid of some of the kids too so we don't get sued...), I conducted an ongoing rant/argument/rage/discussion with my best friend at work about the impact of dress. Bob (not her real name) insisted not only are others impacted by your appearance and demeanor, but your very own work and feelings about yourself change based on your dress.

    Being a long-haired sandaled techie I disagreed. It took Bob about fifteen years to win me over. I get it now, maybe a bit too late, but it does matter.

    For doubters, read Robert Malloy's book. I love and hate this book. It's hard to dispute empirical research... you dress for your audience or risk losing them.

    Still I like to wear my rose-colored glasses and think good conquers evil eventually, and still hold hope someday linux along with OSS gains the purchase it needs to be a viable and dominant market force unto itself (it already passes the viable test...).

    As an aside: this does take an interesting turn when you consider that the "dress code" for "good tech" is oxymoronic, i.e., while it is true business leaders and decision makers like/prefer business dress and decorum from people they meet and strike deals with, at the same time it's a time-honored tradition that the most savvy and high-octane techies wear cutoffs, sandals, t-shirts (that probably say "fuck you" in some obfuscated way), and piercings. Go figure. (From my own personal experience, I would add, I found little correlation with the raggedy techie look and competence and would even submit many less competent techies cultivated the look as an offset to their less-than-great skills.)

    And, now I'm off to install the new Firefox /. extension (God Bless OSS)

    1. Re:chicken or egg by dedazo · · Score: 1
      Bob (not her real name)

      OK... is this a freudian slip or do you want to follow up with the untold side of the story? =)

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    2. Re:chicken or egg by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It's hard to dispute empirical research... you dress for your audience or risk losing them.

      Hrm? Ahhh... So that explains Steve Job's Gap turtle neck!

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    3. Re:chicken or egg by Skjellifetti · · Score: 4, Interesting

      but your very own work and feelings about yourself change based on your dress.

      While that can be a positive correlation for some folks, for many of us it is a negative correlation. The dressier the environment, the less relaxed I feel and the less I am able to concentrate on producing high quality product.

      But I have noticed a large positive correlation here in the stuffy Midwest between dress and pay. My previous job was in IT at an airline. I took a 20K/year pay cut just so I could wear blue jeans and sandles. Fuck that business casual crap.

    4. Re:chicken or egg by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      I remember IBM having one of the strictest dress code up to a few years ago, perhaps they relaxed a little.

      But many places in the hacker/programming culture, you see the sandal-wear freestyle dress. Even within companies such as Microsoft and Nintendo.

      The only difference I perceived between businesses and opensource operations is that companies are mostly headed by businessmen while OSS operation are many times headed by techies/former techies (much like a start-up).

      Businessmen know to keep their programmers hidden or tell them to "dress up" when a client comes while techies may be somewhat insensitive to this more social side of business. Even if the businessman doesn't "hide" his programmers, he represents the face of outfit to a client and is better off well-dressed.

      But it's doesn't mean that the techies are at a disadvantage, if money is on the table, techies can learn fast.

      BTW, programming in a business suit can be fun once in a while, plus you have the advantage of getting away from junk food (crumbs) which is a health bonus:)

    5. Re:chicken or egg by fanatic · · Score: 1

      I took a 20K/year pay cut just so I could wear blue jeans and sandles.

      I've told my bos that the toothpaste is out of the tube, as far as going back to suit and tie goes.

      BUT, for $20,000/year extra, I'd wear pretty much whatever they asked for.

      --
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    6. Re:chicken or egg by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, it does.
      You see, Steve Jobs is dressing for his audience: creative people. You know, artists, visual designers, people in Hollyweird. All those phreaks who consider themselves to be outside of the rat-race.

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    7. Re:chicken or egg by killjoe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ha Ha. Hollyweird. That's funny dude. I get it. They are weird because they don't think like you!. LOL. That's fucking hilarious dude.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    8. Re:chicken or egg by Saige · · Score: 1

      Get out of the midwest - it helps.

      I did just that. Left a large communications company to move to the pacific NW. I ended up at a better company in a better area and made more money. I also found the dress code was even MORE relaxed - and next thing you know, I had multicolored hair, and the piercings are collecting. And it's not like that's gonna be a problem - I just recently ended up taking a position for a different team that I'm going to like EVEN MORE, and my hair was purple, blue, and green during my interviews.

      If I was working with customers, I'm sure it would be different. But I don't, so those sorts of details aren't treated as that important. I could wear pajamas to work. And I love that fact. :)

      --
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    9. Re:chicken or egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bob (not her real name)

      Thank god for that.

    10. Re:chicken or egg by maize · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The entire reason the OSS movement started was to bypass the "suits". The frustration and aggravation of letting the "suits" make architectural design decisions, nerf a product so that it could meet some artificial deadline or sabotage a dependent competitors product (often focusing on changing the tech to erect barriers of entry). OSS frees software development from the whimsical vagaries of corporate politics and lets us focus on the technical merits of a design decision.

                Claiming that it's the "style" of OSS that's at fault for lack of Corporate uptake is just another way of saying that the "suits" are more concerned by superficial considerations of appearance (corporate politics) then they are by technical considerations. OSS wouldn't exist if the OSS developers felt the same way.

                What's necessary isn't that developers adapt to coporate politics, but an intermediate class of OSS Entrepeneurs who are willing and capable of marketing the OSS technology to the "suits" in a way that they will understand and appreciate. Similarly, the OSS culture needs to integrate more artists to help polish clipart and GUI's, and writers to flesh out documentation and instruction manuals.

                The best treatise I've read on OSS's role in the Corporate ecology was written by Bruce Perens:
      http://perens.com/Articles/Economic.html

                It is definitely worth the read and will put a lot of these dynamics into perspective. Corporations are slow to realize the need for them to take an active role in exploiting the tech that is now freely available. Their need to shift some of their spending from what would have gone toward off the shelf software toward OSS developers directly to customize what's already available to suit their specific needs.

                Does coporate politics hinder this adjustment? Yes. Because of blame game politics. What's necessary then? That middle class of entrepeneurs to sell a Consulting service where they are the business middlemen between the Corporations and the OSS community.

      --
      iami
    11. Re:chicken or egg by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      No, that explains Steve Jobs expensive designer turtleneck.

      However, it doesn't seem to have helped get Apple very far into the IT departments of the Fortune 500. So I guess hip latte sipping metrosexuals with goatees don't fare that much better than dirty smelly hippies with birkenstocks.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    12. Re:chicken or egg by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      For 30 years I have been in software engineering. I have seen entire dynisties rise and fall. I have also seen a lot of crap out of the mouths of those with mighty egos. Ms.Windows is fighting for its life, that much is clear. Ms.Windows can not beat the bench marks so it searches for ANY argument it can grab and sling. With Ms.Explorer being divorsed from Ms.Windows and the birthing of Ms.Vista-Windows, Ms.Gates needs all the help it can get. Because, lets face it; Ms.Windows will take your money, but from Linux money is not required to feel its love.

    13. Re:chicken or egg by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      No, her real name's actually Kate. She just pretends to be a man so she doesn't have to go on the game to feed her ailing father.

      --

      Cogito, ergo sig.

    14. Re:chicken or egg by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      Well, that goes to show that "business" prefers multi-colored pierced people from one side of the server wars over dirty hippy sandal-wearers from the other side. (Imagine an emoticon here depicting a humorous intent.)

    15. Re:chicken or egg by Otter · · Score: 1

      Except that the metrosexuals have money to spend.

    16. Re:chicken or egg by eranu · · Score: 1
      No, her real name's actually Kate. She just pretends to be a man so she doesn't have to go on the game to feed her ailing father.

      Well somebody beat me to it so I'll just provide the link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_(Blackadder_chara cter)

    17. Re:chicken or egg by Saige · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps it's that I'm clean and non-sandal wearing while being pierced and colored-hair-having. Maybe that's the key. :)

      --
      "You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."
    18. Re:chicken or egg by Queer+Boy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Fuck that business casual crap.

      Business casual is an oxymoron if I've ever heard it. The only CEO you're going to see coming into the office without a suit is Steve Jobs. The concept of dress casual came about in the 90's as a way to immediately distinguish the management from the unwashed masses of workers. In the 80's, the president of the company didn't look any different than the receptionist. I did a paper on this in 98.

      --
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    19. Re:chicken or egg by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs dresses for the consumer. That pretty much describes Apple in a nutshell. So no stuffy suit or bland button-up shirt. More importantly, he wears those black shirts on stage so as not to distract from the slides (they have dark backgrounds) or the products he has on display (which contrast well since they're white plastic). It's a bonus that black looks cool.

      Someone like Steve Ballmer has to dress like a corporate guy during important presentations (like roadmaps or product previews) because Microsoft's top customers are corporations who expect a look of professionalism and stability. If he's talking to an audience of developers, however, he knows he can jump around like a monkey because it's a different audience.

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    20. Re:chicken or egg by Queer+Boy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Similarly, the OSS culture needs to integrate more artists to help polish clipart and GUI's, and writers to flesh out documentation and instruction manuals.

      Yeah, it does. However, trying to say to a Firefox coder that it would take up less space on a tab and be more useful if the Favicon of a tab would alternate with the close tab control when you hovered over the tab. AdiumX on Mac OS X already does this for tabbed chatting. Well, I got a screenful of how the way the close tab control disappears when the tabs get crowded (except the current tab) is somehow better because of consistency.

      That's just one real life example. When people with a sense of aesthetic try to get involved in most OSS projects, you get drowned out by the guys who think there's nothing wrong with their code if it doesn't have bugs.

      I hope everyone remember Firefox only exists because someone on the Mozilla team thought the interface for Mozilla looked like ass.

      The whole argument about suits vs. sandals really is that people without a sense of aesthetic refuse to admit it.

      --
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    21. Re:chicken or egg by fbjon · · Score: 3, Funny
      (Imagine an emoticon here depicting a humorous intent.)
      Here, let me invent one for you using plain text characters:
      :)
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      True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
    22. Re:chicken or egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bob (not her real name) insisted not only are others impacted by your appearance and demeanor

      We have a word for people who judge others based on appearance: SHALLOW

    23. Re:chicken or egg by zotz · · Score: 1

      "It's hard to dispute empirical research... you dress for your audience or risk losing them."

      You just have to be willing to lose them. You pays your money and you takes your picks.

      If you have to change so much that you lose in order to win, you may as well not change and lose anyway. At least we will lose with your self respect.

      So, when is it recommended for the clean cut, three pice suit set to don sandals and a ponytail wig to dress for such an audience?

      all the best,

      drew
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    24. Re:chicken or egg by edmicman · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but I for one know that I would work a lot more comfortably at work if I could at least wear jeans. I hate business casual - khakis, shirts tucked in, blech. I'm not gonna wear torn jeans or a tshirt, but come on, if I'm not interacting with anyone outside of my department, why can't I just be comfortable?

    25. Re:chicken or egg by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      It's hard to dispute empirical research... you dress for your audience or risk losing them.

      I totally agree, but only while putting emphasis on the idea that there's more than a single audience on the planet. Go to a meeting without a suit in some states, and you'd get lynched. But the exact opposite would be true in some other states with a vested interest in their "good ol' boy" image. It's the usual tribal crap we primates love so much, and people who ignore that fact for fantasies about clothing having anything to do with individuality do so at their own peril.

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    26. Re:chicken or egg by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      Seriously, is putting on a suit that much of a subversion of your "self-respect"? That's pretty pitiful, that you've placed so much of your self-respect on your refusal and pride in not wearing a suit and tie for a meeting that involves your expertise. To sacrifice a victory for that kind of "self-respect" - that just smacks of stubbornness.

      In fact, you will "lose" more people by underdressing because they themselves will feel disrespected by your appearance - by the fact that you feel you don't need to offer them a nice appearance when delivering your message. Very few people will be thoughtful enough to think that "Hey, he's underdressed, his message must really be worthwhile."

      People will judge you more by the decision to underdress than the actual underdressing. They'll view the process as disrespectful, arrogant, and more than a little contrived. *That* is how they judge you. They don't think you're stupid or lazy or untrustworthy: they think you're coming to the table insincerely, and they will treat you in kind.

    27. Re:chicken or egg by slapout · · Score: 1

      I've never been much for sandals myself, but I never understood how wearing a tie would help you write better code.

      --
      Coder's Stone: The programming language quick ref for iPad
    28. Re:chicken or egg by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      It's amusing that you used the term "phreaks" considering that Steve Jobs and Wozniak started out selling blue boxes to phreakers so they could make free long distance calls. :)

    29. Re:chicken or egg by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      He always dresses in the same way! How should that appeal to creative people? :)

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    30. Re:chicken or egg by mrjb · · Score: 1

      We have to deal with shallow people too. I don't care about the way I dress, but I'm smart enough to be neat and clean -- because although I might not care, I realize that other people might be shallow enough to do so. Just because I choose to dress properly, that doesn't make me a conformist.

      When your dress code is intended to make a statement, you can make that statement in neat clothes too. All you have to do is to walk the walk, rather than letting your clothes talk the talk.

      --
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    31. Re:chicken or egg by ookaze · · Score: 1

      Similarly, the OSS culture needs to integrate more artists to help polish clipart and GUI's, and writers to flesh out documentation and instruction manuals.

      Yeah, it does


      Yeah, we need more, but we are far better now than some years ago, when we could not even get good looking icons.
      Now, we are actually trying to level the work of artists, to have something usable.

      However, trying to say to a Firefox coder that it would take up less space on a tab and be more useful if the Favicon of a tab would alternate with the close tab control when you hovered over the tab

      Which goes against usability. To be more precise, it goes completely against discoverability.
      You see, people also say FOSS lacks usability experts, and when some try to do sth, they are called names, and the trolls say we give the usability people too much power. Your example is a perfect example of too much geekiness that needs to be leveled to have a usable desktop.
      Discoverability outweighs your need for leet thing like what you describe. My wife has problems using the same feature in a KDE program that uses the same effect : the result is that she rarely close the tabs.

      That's just one real life example. When people with a sense of aesthetic try to get involved in most OSS projects, you get drowned out by the guys who think there's nothing wrong with their code if it doesn't have bugs

      Straw man, you get drowned out by perfectly valid usability concerns that you are quick to forget. And I'm sure I forgot about other valid reasons.

    32. Re:chicken or egg by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      and dirty smelly hippies don't? You've never heard of a Trustafarian or heard the expression, "the smellier the hippy, the bigger the trust fund"?

      OK, granted, most linux developers aren't trust fund babies.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    33. Re:chicken or egg by lahvak · · Score: 1

      The whole argument about suits vs. sandals really is that people without a sense of aesthetic refuse to admit it.

      I am not completely sure what suits vs. sandals have to do with aesthetic. I know plenty of artists, many of them very good, some of them relatively famous, who probably don't even own a suit.

      --
      AccountKiller
    34. Re:chicken or egg by dodobh · · Score: 1

      [i]I conducted an ongoing rant/argument/rage/discussion with my best friend at work about the impact of dress. Bob (not her real name) insisted not only are others impacted by your appearance and demeanor, but your very own work and feelings about yourself change based on your dress.[/i]

      If my feelings about work depend on the way I dress, the works sucks and I'll be looking for a new job. My feelings about work are driven by a) Work content, 2) Coworkers.

      I don't care about anything else, as long as it works. Clothing is infrastructure, just like electricity.

      --
      I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
    35. Re:chicken or egg by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      For doubters, read Robert Malloy's book. I love and hate this book. It's hard to dispute empirical research... you dress for your audience or risk losing them.

      If your bosses don't like the way you dress, sack your bosses. Resign. Go and work for someone else, or for yourself. If you're any good, you'll do all right. If you aren't any good, you'll soon find that out, and that's good learning experience.

      --
      I'm old enough to remember when discussions on Slashdot were well informed.
    36. Re:chicken or egg by zotz · · Score: 1

      "That's pretty pitiful, that you've placed so much of your self-respect on your refusal and pride in not wearing a suit and tie for a meeting that involves your expertise."

      Oh, you reach too far. My self respect is in no way tied to what I wear or don't wear. Nor does my respect for others depend on what they wear or don't wear.

      To start again:

      Amazing.

      Call it what you will. These days I don't even own a suit that fits.

      Just FYI. I am not a "long haired freaky people" and I have never worn a ponytail.

      That said, I am happy to do business with people in three piece suits and people in greasy overalls. I try to dress clean and neat each day. I am generally jeans (short or long depending on weather) and a buttondown or polo shirt with a collar and boat shoes.

      I can be in a meeting one hour and under tables or in cielings pulling wires the next.

      If someone is so fixated on dress that my dress prevents them from doing business with me, so be it. So far, there is enough of the other business around that it has not prevented me from earning a living so far. Since I am not gung ho to get rich, this is not an issue for me.

      I don't actually think I have lost any business as a result of my dress, but if I have, I am sure those who got it instead are happy about that and that's cool.

      "People will judge you more by the decision to underdress than the actual underdressing."

      And that my friend is their problem to work through and overcome and not mine. I do not dress a particular way in order to provoke people mind you.

      all the best,

      drew

      --
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    37. Re:chicken or egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Steve Jobs is dressing for his audience: creative people. You know, artists, visual designers, people in Hollyweird.

      Ironically, these people are grand-prize winners of the rat race. These are the lucky few who have actually crossed the finish line to fame and fortune: the rat race elite.

    38. Re:chicken or egg by sjames · · Score: 1

      There is a happy medium. On the one hand, cut-offs, shirt with holes and flip-flops is off-putting to business people. OTOH, a techie in a 3 piece suit and tie is equally unlikely to succeed. The latter suggests salesman who pretends just long enough to sell you a bunch of crap.

      Somewhere on the spectrum of 'business casual' is often right. Long pants, no holes, and shoes. Simple pullover shirt (no death metal concert tees!) works well. Hair CAN be long but should be pulled back. That look suggests willingness to do what needs doing (who pulls up the floor in a 3 piece suit?), enough confidence to NOT hide behind a suit, but still caring enough to be presentable.The latter is probably the BIG problem with the cut-offs and sandals look. It suggests (to business people) that the future holds a lot of skipping out on work to go surfing, showing up hung over, and general failure to understand business priorities (server down trumps discussion of where Mao went wrong).

      It is possable to wear comfortable and functional clothes in a business environment.

    39. Re:chicken or egg by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      For the record, neither the CEO, President, COO or CFO of the company I work for wear suits to the office.

    40. Re:chicken or egg by charlesnw · · Score: 1
      Bob (not her real name)
      Obviously. Bob is a guys name. LOL
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      Charles Wyble System Engineer
  3. What? by kunwon1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does -anyone- wear sandals and a ponytail anymore? That's kind of cliche.

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    1. Re:What? by krbvroc1 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Does -anyone- wear sandals and a ponytail anymore? That's kind of cliche.

      Thats so Jesus.

    2. Re:What? by irimi_00 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, why?

    3. Re:What? by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      Does -anyone- wear sandals and a ponytail anymore? That's kind of cliche.

      Yes, my ex-girlfriend does. And without her I'd probably know a lot more about Linux by now. :)

      (I say this because she was fun to hang out with, not because she was evil.)

    4. Re:What? by winkydink · · Score: 1

      One of my best developers does, though he's old enough to have been doing it since it first became popular.

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    5. Re:What? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Remember the pinko commies of the 60's erra? Now contrast Linux as a socialist movement (the whole one for all, all for one)

      My fingers are burning. Without a doubt my comment will be modded as flamebait. INCOMMING!!! Fire in the hole!

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
    6. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brent Sienna does, but I think he's a Mac user...

    7. Re:What? by golem100 · · Score: 1

      Well... Sandals w/o the ponytail. [Mountain climbing boots w/suspenders in the winter--like any good, former, VAX-Geek should!]

    8. Re:What? by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Does -anyone- wear sandals and a ponytail anymore? That's kind of cliche.

      I'm sure some people do, but it's like "suit and tie" it means more than just what it says. Basically any "uncouth" dress.

      In particular, Quinn blames the 'sandal and ponytail set' for sluggish adoption of Linux by businesses and governments."

      I've just gotta say, this guy isn't paying attention to the industry. I interviewed at Microsoft with a guy in sandals, shorts, and a "Lego Star Wars" shirt. I don't recall if he had a pony tail, but it wouldn't surprise me.

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      I am unamerican, and proud of it!
    9. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep and they all wore boring suits.

    10. Re:What? by shawnmchorse · · Score: 1

      I'm wearing sandals at work right now. My hair's down at the moment, but it'll be in a ponytail in around one hour when I get ready for Yoga class. No, I'm not kidding. :-)

    11. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And remember: Jesus Saves! :D

      (don't forget off-site backups ;-))

    12. Re:What? by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      Ponytail and motorcycle boots. Sandals just aren't a good choice when you ride.

      The weather's warming up here though, and the boots can get uncomfortable after a couple hours. I've been thinking of keeping a pair of bunny slippers at my desk to change into.

    13. Re:What? by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

      "And remember: Jesus Saves! :D"

      Jesus saves... fakes to Moses... shoots... SCORES!

      (Yah, it's old, but it's still good.)

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    14. Re:What? by 2centplain · · Score: 1

      Jesus saves.
      but...


      Moses invests!

    15. Re:What? by irimi_00 · · Score: 1
      I think of Linux movement as more like the womans liberation movement or the civil rights movement.
      Who should have to pay 200 dollars to a company to start a business when they can just use Ubuntu or CentOS?

      And everyone is under this spell.. "I must give Microsoft money to be successful."

      Its like, "I must wear a bra and shave my pits to get a husband."
      Or.... It's simply not true.

    16. Re:What? by 2centplain · · Score: 1

      When my Birkenstocks sandals finally wore out, I bought a pair of Crocs [http://www.crocs.com/]. They're even uglier than Birkenstocks, and would be sure to annoy the "suits" if I ever wore them to work.

    17. Re:What? by badspyro · · Score: 1
      Yes, I do!
      nothing better than sandles.
      am thinking of getting a pink wig from cradlefalls.tk too, after all the jesus comments.
      maybe then they will come up with something inventive... (or maybe just shut up!)

      I thought the entire idea of being smart was that you were smart enough not to care about dress sence or such?
      oh, well...

    18. Re:What? by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I too have a ponytail. I look weird with short hair (most of the people who knew me when it was short agree) and tying it back keeps the Scottish Hair of Doom at bay. About the only time I wear sandals is if I'm wandering around the yard or go across the street to get the mail. I wear boots occasionally (anything from hiking boots, to combat boots, to knee length moccosons) but normally, it's just casual leather tennis shoe type things.

      None of my clients or employers have ever had a problem with the way I dress or groom. I'm clean shaven, the hair is kept neat, and I generally wear either nice jeans or slacks and a sweater, casual shirt, etc depending on the season and weather. The only thing any of them have ever had a problem with was that I sometimes wore my sunglasses inside, but they were fine with it after they learned why I did it (I'm photosensitive and some days are worse for it than others).

      I've found that a lot of it isn't necessarily the clothes you wear but rather that you look presentable in them.

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    19. Re:What? by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      I don't even wear pants most of the time. (Working from home has plusses and minuses.)

      Though I have long since cut my hair, more because I got tired of having it long than any business pressure.

    20. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its like, "I must wear a bra and shave my pits to get a husband."

      Except now, bras are optional and they have to shave their pits *and* their pussies if they want any respect and that is a beautiful thing.

    21. Re:What? by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. It works for me. The long hair and beard thing go over a lot better if they have some grey in them.

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  4. Worst...excuse...ever! by objekt · · Score: 0

    quoth the comicbook guy.

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    1. Re:Worst...excuse...ever! by objekt · · Score: 1

      Who of course WEARS sandals and a pony tail.

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  5. Erm... by setirw · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://blogs.sun.com/roller/resources/roumen/micro soft_old_small.jpg

    How did Microsoft become so successful, then? ;)

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    1. Re:Erm... by ziggamon2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can't you see?

      They had actual _girls_ in there!

    2. Re:Erm... by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Check out the dude in the bottom left-hand corner. If he were painted green, he'd be Kermit the Frog!

      Wait a minute... Bill? Is that you?!

    3. Re:Erm... by lebski · · Score: 1

      Lol... I know one of those guys. Whats the picture?

    4. Re:Erm... by Pneuma+ROCKS · · Score: 1

      Where? Where? I don't see them...

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    5. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They had actual _girls_ in there!

      Whom later sued them... :P

    6. Re:Erm... by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Excellent work, digging this up! You made my day.

  6. He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantage by DavidNWelton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People who are too shallow to see past how some dork dresses get what they deserve, sheez..

    On the other hand, people who don't care whether you wear sandles, have a ponytail, are black, white, asian, a woman, or whatever, will come out ahead, because they'll pick stuff that is best, rather than looking to see if it wears Armani suits.

  7. A great disturbance in fashion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they think *that's* bad, wait 'till they see 'em naked!

    1. Re:A great disturbance in fashion by Cousin+Scuzzy · · Score: 1

      That's just what the vested interests are worried about!

    2. Re:A great disturbance in fashion by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I once worked at a startup where our dress code was, "genitals must be covered when guests are in the building." No one took it quite that far, but it made for a nice, relaxed atmosphere.

  8. Never judge a book by MECC · · Score: 1


    Never judge a book by its cover. Didn't these guys pay attention to their grandmas?

    --
    "We are all geniuses when we dream"
    - E.M. Cioran
    1. Re:Never judge a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet a book should strive to have quality in all dimensions.

    2. Re:Never judge a book by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You're confusing the sandals-and-ponytails set with the beard-and-suspenders set. The kids don't ever pay attention to grandma but the elders did. :P

  9. By that measure... by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 1, Funny

    We ought to switch to the teddy and pointy bra model. Madonna seems to be shipping lots of product. :-)

  10. Just goes to show... by Cursive23 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nobody likes a hippy. Get those sideburns cut, Mattingly!

  11. The Sad Truth.. by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    It's contagious. Adopt Linux and the next thing you know, people are gonna want to trade in their vests, ties, and wing-tips for something that's not painful to wear, and thus begin the unravelling of civilisation itself.

  12. That's not the problem by b00m3rang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is with idiots who believe that they can judge the quality of a product by the shoes of it's creator. Noone ever complains about my t-shirt, Dickies shorts, and piercings when I'm done fixing their shit... in fact, I'm the one they ask for by name.

    Some of us feel that being proficient at your job and being comfortable are much more important than being a shortsighted, uninformed asshole in a fancy monkey suit.

    The problem is on THEIR side.

    1. Re:That's not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As long as you perceive it to be THEIR problem, linux and OSS will never be what it can be in the corporate space. The "short-sighted uniformed asshole" is the same "short-sighted uninformed asshole" who is going to open their pocketbooks when see opportunities arise.

      If you think the right approach is to sit around and wait for some sort of epiphany to occur with THEM, I would suggest that YOU not hold YOUR breath.

      The game has rules. Just not YOURS.

    2. Re:That's not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As long as you perceive it to be THEIR problem, linux and OSS will never be what it can be in the corporate space. The "short-sighted uniformed asshole" is the same "short-sighted uninformed asshole" who is going to open their pocketbooks when see opportunities arise.

      Why again do we want corporations to adopt linux so much?

      How about we just take all our cool toys and build amazing things with them ourselves and tell the corporations to go fuck themselves?

      That's my plan. I don't care if corporations use linux as long as I can.

    3. Re:That's not the problem by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Some of us feel that being proficient at your job and being comfortable are much more important than being a shortsighted, uninformed asshole in a fancy monkey suit.

      That's fine - as long as you know that a decent pair of khakis and a nice polo shirt aren't comfortable, and haven't just ruled them out without trying. Is there any harm in dressing comfortably in a business-friendly way?

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    4. Re:That's not the problem by fjf33 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there is a guy that fixes our machines and he IS really good. I always ask for him, the one with the long hair and the wierd accent (I think he is South African). I never ask for him by name, yet everyone can identify him. :P

    5. Re:That's not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suit pants are incredibly comfortable compared to jeans and khakis; the problem is that damned top collar button and tie!

    6. Re:That's not the problem by rhakka · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Kind of. I do war with this a bit myself... when I went into business for myself, I had a nosering, for example. Lost it one day, slow to replace it, healed over... and I would kind of like to have it back, but now i'm all nervous about it (now that the biz is moving up).

      On the one hand, I very much like the idea that perhaps dressing as YOU feel comfortable could strike some sort of blow for a meritocracy. That is, if it makes just a few people stop and re-evaluate their set of assumptions about "people with piercings" or what have you... it may make some beneficial changes. Perhaps encourage more people to look at substance instead of image. and in the meantime, I get to look the why I like to look.

      On the other hand, if it spooks someone, it could cost me and my biz a whole lotta bread. And while I like my nosering, I wouldn't walk out and pay $5000 to have one, and I'm not sure I'm willing to risk that (or more, or less) simply for a fashion accessory which isn't ultimately all that important.

      But, maybe that's the kind of thinking that allows image-based evaluations to continue on a wide scale?

      I still don't know. I have no concrete evidence that when I did have one, that it ever cost me, or my previous employer a project. but what if, what if...

    7. Re:That's not the problem by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Then you have a reputation. If you really were out of the norm to what your customers expected, you must have built it despite your appearance. Congratulations on taking the harder path.

    8. Re:That's not the problem by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Some of us feel that being proficient at your job and being comfortable are much more important than being a shortsighted, uninformed asshole in a fancy monkey suit.

      Not everyone in a suit is uninformed and not every who dresses like something out of some odd "hacker" film is a competent tech. Infact, I think you'd find more wanna-bes have the "slacker" attitude versus the suit and tie guys who are willing to give a bit to get the job done.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    9. Re:That's not the problem by Queer+Boy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Noone ever complains about my t-shirt, Dickies shorts, and piercings when I'm done fixing their shit.

      That's because you're a blue collar worker. You're hired help. You're not viewed any differently by companies than the guy that comes to fix the garbage disposal or the guy that brings the water coolers.

      You deal with the "little people" of a company. The ones whose job is going to India tomorrow. What president of a company cares if they like what you're wearing? He's never going to see you.

      You're not an executive so your point is moot. The article is about executives at companies having to deal with the pony tail and sandals crowd. NOT Charlie Cubicle.

      --
      Not since Marie-Antoinette played milkmaid has looking simple and honest been so fake and complicated.
    10. Re:That's not the problem by ClamIAm · · Score: 1
      Noone ever complains about my t-shirt, Dickies shorts, and piercings when I'm done fixing their shit... in fact, I'm the one they ask for by name.

      That's because you're so darn lovable. The problem is with the people who are not pleasant to be around.

    11. Re:That's not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      PC Network Administrator?

      What the fuck kind of job is that for a smart person?

      If you were so smart you'd be designing architectures and running million dollar projects, not fixing some turkey's broken PC.

    12. Re:That's not the problem by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      As long as you perceive it to be THEIR problem, linux and OSS will never be what it can be in the corporate space.
      You know what? Free software could survive without "the corporate space". Companies that cannot distinguish skills and ponytails, on the other hand, will be eaten alive by competition that can...

      Might take a while, but those are the rules, mr Anonymous.

    13. Re:That's not the problem by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      The "short-sighted uniformed asshole" is the same "short-sighted uninformed asshole" who is going to open their pocketbooks when see opportunities arise.

      Good, fuck 'em. That selfsame shortsighted, uninformed asshole? His time is fucking short. He's an endangered species and he doesn't even know it.

      The game does indeed have rules. And as long as we're on the supply side, the rules are indeed OURS.

      --
      Hey, I finally got my first freak! Took you long enough!
  13. Richard Reid-Stallman by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 4, Funny
    Could Richard Stallman be part of the problem?

    Messiah figures don't work for software.

    Linux + Business Suits = Success.

    1. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      um no, because no one outside of OSS knows who richard stallman is... and people looking at it for business implications are surely not payign that much attention to the leaders of OSS but what companies exist.

      --
      The phrase "more better" is acceptable English. suck it grammar Nazis
    2. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think what comes out of Stallman's mouth would be a lot worse for OSS's image than what he wears.

    3. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Linux + Business Suits = Success

      Linux + Military BDUs = World Domination

      Seriously, what do you think the Military puts on their tomahawk missles these days? BDU's and combat boots beat Armani's and Italian shoes anyday. ;)

      --
      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    4. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they do. The problem is, Stallman doesn't look like a Messiah figure. He looks like an obese, unkempt loon, and looks especially deranged in that picture.

      Now, if some well-groomed son of a Duke happened to ride into Redmond on the back of a sandworm, then defeated Ballmer in a treacherous knife fight, you'd see Linux on every single computer in the world within a month.

      God created source code to train the faithful. One cannot go against the word of God.

    5. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by modecx · · Score: 1

      I think what comes out of Stallman's mouth would be a lot worse for OSS's image than what he wears. ...And yet he's done more for the OSS movement than any number of monkeys at keyboards^W^W^Wanonymous cowards ever will.

      --
      Constitutional rights may be respected, repealed, or modified; but they must never be ignored.
    6. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Yes, lets get rid of one of the smartest and the hardest working people in the open source ecosystem. Let's replace him with somebody who looks good in an armani suit and who can afford 500 dollar shoes. I nominate Ben Affleck. Yea, imagine how far OSS could go if we replaced Stallman with Ben Affleck!. Now that would spell success!.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    7. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current situation in the US demonstrates just how untrue that is.

    8. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by grcumb · · Score: 1

      "Could Richard Stallman be part of the problem?"

      No, unless you define the problem as 'The GPL'.

      "Linux + Business Suits = Success."

      Bullshit. I've worked as a consultant and have briefed rooms full of people up to executive management levels of large international organisations and corporations. The clothes I wore were usually hand-made and extremely conservative. When I recommended FOSS for use in the Enterprise, I spoke about having a useful, low-cost toolkit, not about Freedom (though I believe that you can't have one without the other).

      People weren't biting. Why? The timing was wrong. This was the mid-90s, and nobody wanted to go out on a limb. They barely knew what this stuff was, and kept asking, 'Yeah, but what do I own?' The problem was not that nobody in a suit was talking about it. The problem was another one entirely - nobody else was using it.

      FOSS is not a frontier any more. Everybody's using it, so people assume that it's for everyone. I can assure you, however, that they do not give a rat's ass what the developers are wearing. They only want a tool that works. Suggesting that the cause for this uptake was people in suits is to mistake cause and effect. The fact that suits are talking Linux these days, that not all developers are bearded hippies (they never were, but that's another story)... these are symptoms of FOSS' mainstream status, not the cause.

      The cause of FOSS acceptance is that independant-minded developers cooperated to create something so compelling that nobody could deny its value. The fact that many who did so are not bound by traditional social mores should be celebrated, not vilified.

      --
      Crumb's Corollary: Never bring a knife to a bun fight.
    9. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Octorian · · Score: 1

      And what people often forget is that Army-types *always* wear BDUs. Yes, even in an office situations. Yes, regardless of rank. In fact, the only place you're likely to see Army officers in anything but BDUs is on TV.

    10. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Firehed · · Score: 1
      Well, consider consumerism. Just pick someone who wasn't in Gigli and you'll probably find that it helps considerably. Take a name that the general public is familiar with and is generally favorable and you can could sell frozen shrinkwrapped horseshit. And think, OSS is actually *useful* (and gernally devoid of unpleasant scents). I betcha anything that Linux would be a lot stronger if people knew it ran the Death Star or something (though something used for good might have been a better idea... the Falcon perhaps?)

      Just think about it... I use OSS on a daily basis and encourage others to do the same, but Stallman doesn't ring a bell with me. While Affleck is hardly my favorite actor, it's a name I'd find much easier to associate with something. Consider: "Harrison Ford surfs with Firefox!" vs "Get more out of the internet with Mozilla's finest, Firefox!" Which is going to appeal to the broader audience? While I can't testify to the statement being accurate, you can be pretty darn sure that more people are going to be inclined to surf like Indy.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    11. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Richard is definitely part of the problem, the open source community fears closed source patenting and liscencing because they know that corperations are maintaining their ability to sweep the rug out from under you.

      But open source is doing much the same thing, businesses need the promise of upgradability and futureproofing and Linux until recently hasn't been able to offer that.

      When Stallman comes out with GPLv3 it's just as scary to the business set as Gates coming out with DRM is to the Linux set.

      5 Years ago it was a technical battle now it's an ideological one. And when you fight based on ideology you go to extremes, DRM isn't something the industry wants it costs them money but they're doing it to fight open source.

      Likewise GPL suing to keep source open isn't the goal but it might help prevent open source from remaining marginalized and trampled on.

      I think the real battle will be fought in education and the home where locking everything down isn't going to be popular but there is an arguement that open source won't have the initiative to produce good code for industry (read secure, slow, stable as all get out, ugly, integrated, administered).

    12. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Having been a defense contractor for 20-something years, I can attest to this. This includes generals with up to 3 stars. I can't say anything about the Navy, though -- never worked on a naval contract.

      The only time I have seen military personnel in Dress Greens/Blues is at meetings, and about half of them will wear BDUs to them.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    13. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Typical.

      As I said replace somebody with brains and a work ethic with somebody who is merely good looking.

      Sad but typical. Hey let's also replace linus with Matt Damon. He knows nothing about kernels but he is good looking and wears expensive watches. As a bonus he is an American!.

      We don't have to stop there do we? Doesn't alan cox have a long beard and hair? Let's chuck him too, I nominate charlie sheen!. I bet he will look great on his blog homepage. Sure the kernel development may suffer but that's not important is it?

      --
      evil is as evil does
    14. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Could Richard Stallman be part of the problem?

      Without GNU/GPL/FSF/etc would there even be a credible OSS solution for the business world to consider?

      --
      A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
    15. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      BSDs made plenty of headway without much support from GNU/GPL/FSF. Make of it what you will.

      --
      I Browse at +4 Flamebait

      Open Source Sysadmin

    16. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and a joke picture about Emacs proves that RMS has a God complex. Wait, no it doesn't.

    17. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Dont the BSD's use gcc as a C compiler?

    18. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but without it, they could use ACK or Tendra instead.

    19. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without GNU/GPL/FSF/etc would there even be a credible OSS solution for the business world to consider?

      Ross, is that you?

    20. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      ACK (Amsterdam Compiler Kit) was closed source until 2003. TenDRA seems not to have been available before 1998, although the FreeBSD people are porting their kernel to it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TenDRA_Compiler [wikipedia].

    21. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Firehed · · Score: 1

      We don't need replacements, just PR reps. Matt Damon supporting and representing linux is quite different than him coding for it. The former will, I'd imagine, be considerably more helpful.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    22. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Here is the rub. If Matt Damon was the kernel PR rep and he didn't know his spinlocks from a hole in the ground then he would be crappy rep. That's the problem in a nutshell. I for one prefer people who know what they are talking about to people who are pretty.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    23. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Congrats, you're all set to fail in American markets! Smart people don't sell stuff here, pretty people do. I don't like it either, but if you want to push a niche into mainstream, you need more than a good idea.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    24. Re:Richard Reid-Stallman by killjoe · · Score: 0, Troll

      So be it. I have no problems with losing the american market. Linux isn't for everybody.

      --
      evil is as evil does
  14. Funny.. by Red_Chaos1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ..we raise our children to "not judge books by their cover", and then turn around and do just that.

    I understand that by dressing like the stuffed suits would make me more appealing to them, but I don't care about them. They need me more than I need them. I'll always be able to find tech work somewhere. They won't always be able to find a lot of techies to work for them. The sooner they get over themselves and their dress code ideas, the better, for realities sake.

    1. Re:Funny.. by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ..we raise our children to "not judge books by their cover", and then turn around and do just that.

      Excellent point. I also think we need to look more deeply into the reasons why opensource people refuse to wear suits and the like. We tend to like openness and honesty, and therefore we have a problem with those who hide behind buzzwords and attire.

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    2. Re:Funny.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not true. Every peer group has their standards -- and I challenge you to show me an example where a man dressed in the traditional style of a respected gentleman (where the here so bashed dress code stems from) has made his way up to a respected position in open source. /Despite/ being known from pictures.

    3. Re:Funny.. by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Okay, fine. But what else can you do, when you might have hundreds of applications for each position? You simply can't possibly spend the amount of time necessarily to get to know the life story and inner feelings of each one. You start having to make judgements which really boil down to educated assumptions until you have a manageable number. Then those candidates get the full treatment. Not surprisingly, candidates who try to work against those assumptions get weeded out sooner, and often never make it to the stage where getting to know them would work in their favor. On the other hand, given everything I say, if they can't or won't work with HR by trying to signal their employability, that itself says something about them as a potential employee.

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      If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
    4. Re:Funny.. by ChronoZ · · Score: 1
      ..we raise our children to "not judge books by their cover", and then turn around and do just that.

      But the "cover" can tell you a lot about the person inside ;P.

      I think you're confusing the "cover" (race/gender) with personal attire (which can be changed in a few minutes). It may sound superficial but a lot of people do find that personal attire tells a lot about you, regardless of what whether you're employed, a student or just walking through a mall..
    5. Re:Funny.. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Of course we judge books by their cover. You have to. If there's a bald guy at a party with a teardrop tattoo and a knife on his belt, you're going to stand away from him. You're not going to go, "Golly, gee, I shouldn't judge, he might be a chef!"

      Someone dressed in a suit is showing a level of devotion. That's why it's appealing to companies. OSS people should get over it and accept that.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  15. unlikely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    obviously no one's seen my anarcho-goth-punk linux nerd mates...

    they seem to go down pretty well, actually - I think their employers are pleasantly surprised at how effective tehy are considering how much time they spend throwing moltovs

  16. That's funny by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Quinn blames the 'sandal and ponytail set' for sluggish adoption of Linux by businesses and governments.

    I thought it was the companies thinking they could replace their technical management with bean counters responsible for the slow uptake. Managers that think if IT gets on their nerves enough they can simply outsource them to India. Or the fact that many company IT departments are staffed with MCSE's who see every IT problem as a nail for the MSFT hammer.

    And here all this time it was sandals and ponytails. Missed it by that much!

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  17. It's more like by ClaraBow · · Score: 1

    Linux is on the outside looking in; its hard to break into the inner circle of the policy and decision makers.

  18. We can only hope! by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    n/t

  19. With a tie like his ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... you are in no position to say anything about ponytails and sandals.

    1. Re:With a tie like his ... by banano · · Score: 1

      it is ugly...but if i'm not mistaken thats a versace tie...

  20. Works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In particular, Quinn blames the 'sandal and ponytail set' for sluggish adoption of Linux by businesses and governments."


    And I blame the incompetent PHBs for growing resistance to invasive advertising and draconian computer laws.
  21. Quoth Cartman... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    This just seems so apropos....

    "No...no....hippies all around me..."

    --

    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  22. Heh, not in academia! by What'sInAName · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I work for a well-known university doing IT work, and I cannot imagine getting dressed up too much for work. Hell, most of the professors here are not even as well-dressed as *I* normally am, and I'm generally only wearing jeans and a shirt with a collar.

    Of course, it all depends on context. If you're interacting a lot with clients, then you probably want to dress somewhat like them, depending on the situation, of course!

    1. Re:Heh, not in academia! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      That's what I love about academia. People only expect you to put on shoes if you actually leave the building...

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      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
  23. Or... by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    It sounds like someone's jealous that they can't have a ponytail at work.

    "If I can't wear sandals, NO ONE CAN!"

  24. haha by bloosqr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So sad but its obvious Quinn is talking about Stallman in sandles. Quinn is the MA open source guy and Stallman is unequivocally the most idealistic, free software guru that has come out of the MA area and the go to guy for all things free software. Who would I listen to, Quinn or Stallman.. Stallman of course. Who has a habit of rubbing "open source" people the wrong way, Stallman of course. Who do you think Quinn is talking about as being a thorn in "open sources" business friendly side? Stallman of course. What a cheap "ad hominem" shot.

    1. Re:haha by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Admit it, you're really Stallman. Because only he is self-centered enough to take this article and think it's all about him.

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    2. Re:haha by SimHacker · · Score: 1

      Bloosqr writes:

      Stallman of course. What a cheap "ad hominem" shot.

      The term "ad hominem" makes the assumption that Stallman is human. Are you sure about that? (Speaking of cheap shots...)

      -Don

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  25. RMS Factor by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    I guess this is similar to the gnarly beards of Jobs, Allen, and Woz back in the day. Once they shaved and put on business suits, their companies succeeded. Or was it the other way around?

    1. Re:RMS Factor by middlemen · · Score: 1

      Never seen Linus/Bill in a beard ? Do they even have facial hair ?

  26. Typical. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    The fascist pigfuckers who run "big business" (and presently the White House) are doing their dead level best to run this country back to 1954. This opposition to lax dress codes isn't an opposition to ponytails and sandals (FWIW, I have neither) but more idiot handwaving to enforce their "cult of the neck serpent" dress code.

    I haven't worn a tie to a job since 1985. I always dress in clean clothes, I shave and bathe daily, and have fairly short hair. My colleagues appreciate my personal dress code - dark slacks, long sleeve pull overs or turtlenecks. Sometimes I'll wear a nice sweater if weather requires. but suit and tie? Never. Fuck that shit. I intend to keep it that way.

    I say fuck the suits.

    RS

    --
    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
    1. Re:Typical. by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      The fascist pigfuckers who run "big business"

      I didn't know former Massachusetts CIO Peter Quinn who took heat for backing OpenDocument standards-based office document format is a "fascist pigfucker who run big business".

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    2. Re:Typical. by c0l0 · · Score: 1

      Word! Welcome to my friends-list! xD

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      YTARY!
  27. Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 0, Troll

    To every suit who doesn't take me seriously because of my appearance (and yes, I do bathe regularly, and my clothes, casual as they may be, are clean and good repair):

    Deal with it. I'm smarter than you. I could do your job in my sleep; you couldn't do mine in a million years. You need the product I, and people like me, provide; and good luck finding someone who dresses like you who can provide it. If you prefer to buy crap from other suits, go for it. Your competitors, who are also smarter than you, will happily deal with us long-haired freaks to get the good stuff.

    At 37, I haven't suffered any harm from this attitude yet.

    --
    The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    1. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by networkBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At 37, I haven't suffered any harm from this attitude yet

      Or you're too conceited to have noticed.
      I would not work with you based on that comment.
      -nB
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      whois gawk date unzip strip find touch finger mount join nice man top fsck grep eject more yes exit umount sleep dump
    2. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Deal with it. I'm smarter than you. I could do your job in my sleep; you couldn't do mine in a million years.

      Exactly the ignorant elitist attitude that will place you near the top of the list when it's time to lay a few people off. Fact of the matter is that management needs tech and tech needs management, but neither needs arrogant know-it-alls like you.

      At 37, I haven't suffered any harm from this attitude yet.

      Time is not on your side. A more polite and still smart and pleasant to be around kid will soon replace you. Sure they will need some training and education that comes with experience, but the benefits to the management, that you are so quick to insult, of this new fresh blood out weigh your value.

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    3. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Deal with it. I'm smarter than you. I could do your job in my sleep; you couldn't do mine in a million years.

      Just based on this post, there's no way you could do the suit's job in a million years.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    4. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      At 37, I haven't suffered any harm from this attitude yet.


      Operative word in the above: yet . It's fun to hold on to that attitude from your youth (note: not necessarily a "youthful attitude", but an "attitude from your youth") and all but 40's thundering over the proverbial hill and has you in it's sights, young man, and you'll soon show up (if you haven't already, unbeknownst to you) on the corporate "OhMyGodHe'sNotTwentyAnyMoreAndWhatIfHeGetsSenile/ Mid-Life-Crisis/RectalCancer/Whatever-itisAndLeave sOrWorseYetHangsOnUntilOrPastRetirementAndBecomesA Long-TermDrainOnTheBottomLineWe'veGotToCutHimLoose AtTheVERYNextAvailableOpportunity" radar screen that EVERY corporation with even a single "bean-counter" on the payroll has. Happened to my buddies. Happened to me. Couldn't believe it. Didn't agree with it. Completely understand it. And, like the song says, "we won't be fooled again" (as if it's not too late...)

      Ah, on second thought, nevermind -- Lots of luck with that attitude and I hope you like peanut butter. See ya! (and I will, every time I look in the mirror. But hey, look on the bright side: that "middle-aged-spread" is easier to keep off when you can't afford Twinkies AND beer...)
    5. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Exactly the ignorant elitist attitude that will place you near the top of the list when it's time to lay a few people off.

      That's assuming he gets the job in the first place. Pretty big assumption in most places east of the Sierra Madre.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    6. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by metlin · · Score: 1

      Wow.

      Sure, you might be a genius, but you sure as hell come across as being unprofessional and with a complex to boot. I think between a genius with an anti-social, superiority streak and an average person who is more accomodating, the choices would be obvious.

      At 37, I haven't suffered any harm from this attitude yet.

      Just because something has not does not mean that it will not.

    7. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Sometimes a suits job is easy and sometimes it looks easy.

      However, social skills cannot be learned from a book and there is a reason why the top salesman can earn more than a good programmer.

      If a programmer has both social skill AND hacking skills, he can only be better off.

    8. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Look there is no dispute that most CxO types are incredibly shallow and incredibly stupid. They make the vast majority of their decisions based on how things look. The company with the biggest ad, the best colored product, the best logo, the sales man with the most expensive suit, the hottest account rep etc. Anybody who has worked in corporate america knows that CIOs value an ad in PC-Magazine or CIO magazine more highly then a thousand benchmarks. They value a garner report then a million testimonials from actual people doing actual work.

      The real question is do we want linux to be another lotus notes? A crappy, ugly mess of a program that is wildly popular in the fortune 500 for no other reason then because IBM has salesmen with really really shiny shoes. Do we really want to sink down to the level of these idiots running corporate america. Do we really want to kiss their asses and beg them to use our operating system knowing full well that they will continue to demand hotter account reps and shinier shoes while completely ignoring the real things like security, performance and yes freedom and joy.

      I for one am really reluctant to go into that pit. There is no getting out of it.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    9. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, wait until you hit 50 with that attitude and your company goes through a youth movement. Arrogant pricks like you are why we have outsourcing.

      Now, go fuck yourself.

    10. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Deal with it. I'm smarter than you. I could do your job in my sleep; you couldn't do mine in a million years.

      If this post is not meant in the most ironic way, I would say your own post disproves that claim. No way you could his/hers job in a million years.

    11. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by hazem · · Score: 1

      I could do your job in my sleep; you couldn't do mine in a million years.

      So let me ask you some questions related to my job.

      How would you implement a demand-pull model in a supply chain? What are the key features of that model and for what kinds of products is demand-pull recommended? And for those products, what is the expected benefit of using demand-pull? What is considered the most important variable in implementing a successful demand-pull model? And what usually happens when a demand-pull model is implemented incorrectly? And when that happens, how do you solve the resulting problems?

      For what kind of products is a demand-pull model not appropriate? For those products, which model(s) are more appropriate?

      I know you can do my job in your sleep, so I expect you'll be able to answer quickly.

      And if you're product is a database, we've already found a contractor that has a much better attitude than yours. They happen to wear suits - and I guess they're over-dressed for our offices. But they do great work, suits or not.

      I'm not a suit, per-se, but I work at a strategic level in my company - I'm just lucky enough that we can wear jeans and sandals if we want to. I also used to be a techie, and there's a good chance it wouldn't take me a million years to learn your job.

    12. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Radres · · Score: 1

      If being able to explain the "demand-pull model" is the only knowledge necessary for doing your job, then you can be replaced by Google: http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=mozclient&ie =utf-8&oe=utf-8&q=demand-pull+model

    13. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      A crappy, ugly mess of a program that is wildly popular in the fortune 500 for no other reason then because IBM has salesmen with really really shiny shoes.

      Notes filled a need before there where other options. After time, when there where other options, people where to invested to be able to leave Notes... My take on it...

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    14. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Exactly the ignorant elitist attitude that will place you near the top of the list when it's time to lay a few people off. Fact of the matter is that management needs tech and tech needs management, but neither needs arrogant know-it-alls like you.

      The bitch of it is this: he's probably right. Management isn't hard, it's just irritating. Pay me enough and I'll go manage people and do it well.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    15. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by westlake · · Score: 1
      Do we really want to sink down to the level of these idiots running corporate america

      Since it is corporate america, IBM, Sun, the Mozilla Foundation, that provide staff and funding for projects like OpenOffice.org and Firefox, the answer is "Yes."

    16. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

      Is /. moderated by "assholic", full of complexes idiotic managers that know nothing else but act smart asses to hide their C- in undergraduate CS classes? For god sakes people don't label flaimbaiter someone who said something that is absolutely true in IT. Not only in IT, but in high tech industry and in academia. As long as a geek does not smell and as long as he acts confident about his job, the pony-tail should not harm him in an engineering-science environment. It actually helps him establish his geek/hard worker image. So to all of you, ignorants who think this guy is a flaimbait: wake up we are engineers/scientists, not real estate or marketeers. If you want to dress up good (and attract the crowd and the ladies) go do another job.

    17. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      However, social skills cannot be learned from a book and there is a reason why the top salesman can earn more than a good programmer.

      That's because sales are easier to measure. Note that a top programmer in a position to be measured can out earn a top salesman, it's just a bit riskier.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    18. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by dyoung9090 · · Score: 1

      What you fail to realize despite your immense brain and god-like powers is that your competitors, who are smarter than you, know what I and people like me want (and what you need us to want to pay for) and are more than willing to put on some damn shoes and "play the part" it takes to impress us. Colleges are crapping out computer folk every May and December and just becaue you haven't noticed any closed doors in your 20 years in the future doesn't mean that there haven't been (a) better opportunities you weren't ever even in the running for, and (b) opportunities you're never going to be in the running for.

      Things like need and demnad are two way streets that NOBODY on Slashdot seems to understand. Yes, in your view of things you're a vendor able to charge X for what you have to offer (Y) and we're willing to pay. In our view of things, you are willing to pay us in so many hours/programs/whatever of Y for all that X we have standing around in our bank accounts. You're only as valuable as we make you and you're just as we're as valuable as you let us be. You set your prices, we set ours and in the end babies get made.

      You've probably got another 20 years minimum before you can retire (You do have a 401k or an IRA right? You did think about savings plans for retirement right? You did hook yourself up with a nice company offering a brilliant pension after 40 years right? Course you did... smart fellow like you...) so I wish you well and I hope you don't get replaced in too ironic a manner.

      PS, you don't even know what half of our jobs are, just like we don't care what yours is. Many of us love seeing people who "can do our jobs" come crawling when they actually need our help. When your arteries harden, you find yourself in jail, you have some tricky tax question or your car is making a skree-pump-pump-eeeerrrrrkkkk sound, I'm glad to know that you won't need any of our help.

    19. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
      I would not work with you based on that comment.

      I probably wouldn't paint myself into a corner on somebody based on solitary Slashdot posting... ...two, on the other hand...
      --
      Who did what now?
    20. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

      "
      How would you implement a demand-pull model in a supply chain? What are the key features of that model and for what kinds of products is demand-pull recommended? And for those products, what is the expected benefit of using demand-pull? What is considered the most important variable in implementing a successful demand-pull model? And what usually happens when a demand-pull model is implemented incorrectly? And when that happens, how do you solve the resulting problems?

      For what kind of products is a demand-pull model not appropriate? For those products, which model(s) are more appropriate?"

      So, all you job requires is answering the above 7 questions, which can be found in any extremely easy to read business book? Have you ever tried to actually work with a team to actually build a complexed > 100 000 lines of code product?

      Do you have any education with regards to math, physics, software engineering algorithms? Do you have the slightest idea how much more difficult it is to master this knowledge comparing to the ridiculous business subjects you mentioned?

      I know this is what you do best, trying to impress people by spitting bullshit like the above, knowing that nobody knows everything and hoping that they will feel inferior because they don't know what "demand-pull" is. Well my friend, your marketing approach gets F in this case, because us as scientists/engineers know how not to be intimidated by new terms (which we need to learn every 30 minutes continuously) and know that most problems are more tractable than they initially appear.

    21. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Exactly the ignorant elitist attitude that will place you near the top of the list when it's time to lay a few people off. Fact of the matter is that management needs tech and tech needs management, but neither needs arrogant know-it-alls like you.

      And if he really is a know-it-all and not just a poser then he doesn't care because there will always be high-paying jobs for the guys who do know it all in their niches. Getting laid off from one job just means it is time to move on to another one. The real know-it-alls internalize this, and become contractors where beacoup bucks and temporary employment is just how business is done.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    22. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I'm smarter than you. I could do your job in my sleep; you couldn't do mine in a million years.
      Their Response is: "I am the one with all the money. So who is the smarter one."

      You will be surprised how smart Management can be, if you give them the opportunity. Sure there is the arrogant bastard who pushed their way up by stepping on the people under him and exposing all the issues of the ones above him. But most of them are actually smarter then you give them credit for. Sure they may not be Computer programers or Engineers but that was because they were never interested in the area, or interested enough to focus on that area. Just like any other field of study it takes a different focus. And I bet if you got stuck in a management job you will get just as lost as the manager in your job. Sure management looks easy if you are not doing it. But so does programming all you do is look to the management, all you do is take some keywords and put them in a different order and bingo you have a program.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    23. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by theLOUDroom · · Score: 0

      Exactly the ignorant elitist attitude that will place you near the top of the list when it's time to lay a few people off.

      Maybe you aren't aware of this but there are things this in this world that can't be done by just anybody. Brain surgery, pro-sports, quantum physics research, etc.

      It's a simple fact of the world that not everyone can do these things. Recognizing that you are one of these people and expecting not to jerked around is not elitist, it's basic self respect.

      Fact of the matter is that management needs tech and tech needs management, but neither needs arrogant know-it-alls like you.

      I don't think you get it. TFA is basically calling people unprofessional because they don't dress a certain way.

      THAT'S arrogant and elitist. It's the damn definition of arrgant and elitist.

      I'll give you an example from them past:

      an interesting anecdote, as told by Charles M. Vest, President of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, during commencement on June 4th, 1999. "In the early years of this century, Steinmetz was brought to General Electric's facilities in Schenectady, New York. GE had encountered a performance problem with one of their huge electrical generators and had been absolutely unable to correct it. Steinmetz, a genius in his understanding of electromagnetic phenomena, was brought in as a consultant - not a very common occurrence in those days, as it would be now. Steinmetz also found the problem difficult to diagnose, but for some days he closeted himself with the generator, its engineering drawings, paper and pencil. At the end of this period, he emerged, confident that he knew how to correct the problem. After he departed, GE's engineers found a large "X" marked with chalk on the side of the generator casing. There also was a note instructing them to cut the casing open at that location and remove so many turns of wire from the stator. The generator would then function properly. And indeed it did. Steinmetz was asked what his fee would be. Having no idea in the world what was appropriate, he replied with the absolutely unheard of answer that his fee was $1000. Stunned, the GE bureaucracy then required him to submit a formally itemized invoice. They soon received it. It included two items: 1. Marking chalk "X" on side of generator: $1. 2. Knowing where to mark chalk "X": $999."

      Time is not on your side. A more polite and still smart and pleasant to be around kid will soon replace you. Sure they will need some training and education that comes with experience, but the benefits to the management, that you are so quick to insult, of this new fresh blood out weigh your value.

      You wish. Senior technical people make good money for good reason. They've been around enough to have enough real world experience not to make REALLY costly mistakes on their employer's time. And contrary to certain people's beliefs education doesn't stop when you get your B.S.

      It would also be nice if you could understand that HIS COMMENTS WERE ONLY DIRECTED AT THOSE JUDGING HIM BY HIS APPEARANCE. He's right. Those guys are jerks. He doesn't want to work for them, nor do I.

      If you're making technical decisions based on how people dress, you are incompetent and not worthy of respect. It's not that you need to know everything I do to be respected, you just need to not be an asshole.

      Ask enough people for "executive summaries" until you know enough not to make silly, arbitray decisions. Do your damn job right and people will respect you. People DIE beacuse of managers like that making bad decisions on critcal projects. (People do not die because an engineer wore a t-shirt to work.)

      --
      Life is too short to proofread.
    24. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by hazem · · Score: 1

      Being able to explain what demand-pull is and knowing how to actually implement it are two very different things. I ask for an explanation because it's hard to give a demonstration of implementation here on Slashdot. I'll wager that he can't implement it if he can't even explain it.

      I didn't add the fact that we work in a matrix organization here, so there are no clear chains-of-command and very few people who can simply tell people to "do it, or else". Implementing anything requires the ability to get buy-in from a lot of people. That usually takes a great deal of charisma and influencing skills.

    25. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by ninjagin · · Score: 1
      I'm now a manager after a decade of being an engineer and I find management to be very challenging. Irritating at times, sometimes very rewarding, but a hard job to do well. It's not a thing that's easy to compare with engineering, where I was focused on the question of "does it work or doesn't it?" and then on making it work. Instead I spend my time on relationship management, goal setting, budgets, project planning, personnel issues (hiring and firing). All of those things are guided by the policy and practices of my company, but I'm forever having to make judgements in uncertain circumstances where the outcomes are not easy to anticipate and the result could mean the difference between winning or losing tens of millions of dollars or any number of employees. Everyone thinks they can be a manager. It's easy, right? Try it sometime, if you haven't already. Maybe you have and you found it easy. The best managers I've ever had, and the executives I have as mentors, have all found management to be one of the most challenging job roles they've ever had. I'd agree. The stakes are so much higher and the opportunities for failure are so much more numerous.

      To get back on-topic, I found that I had to change my dress a little bit when I assumed the new role, and it's actually made it easier for me to be get work done in meetings (it's harder to dismiss someone when they're dressed just like you are) and easier to get and stay in touch with the execs. Not much has changed -- no more shorts, no more t-shirts, no more sandals, dark socks instead of white tubes, wearing a pressed dress shirt, keeping my beard trimmed when I grow it for the winter, more regular haircuts, nicer shoes -- these are not big changes. I still wear jeans almost every day. I seem to get more dates with the ladies, too, which is nice.

      And to the long-hair bearded techie (GP or GGP, it's hard to spot) that wrote:

      "Deal with it. I'm smarter than you. I could do your job in my sleep; you couldn't do mine in a million years."

      All I can say is "You again? I've already turned you down for jobs twice this month, and not because of your appearance. It's because you're such an arrogant prick that nobody on my team could stand the thought of working with you. Get a haircut and a clue."

      --
      .. pa-ra-bo-la, pa-ra-bo-la, 2 pi R, 2 pi R, where's your latus rectum, where's your latus rectum, 2 pi R
    26. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by hazem · · Score: 1

      So, all you job requires is answering the above 7 questions, which can be found in any extremely easy to read business book?

      Do you always over-simplify like that? That's just one example of the many things I do in my job. The guy said he could do my job in his sleep, so I picked on of the easier examples of what I do. It's not just terminology, but rather, understanding how things work together. One you can get from a book. The other usually requires experience - just like coding, and just like managing a coding project.

      And as for my education, I've done considerable amounts of physics, and math. And it is challenging, but I also find it has a direct application to the work I do. A supply chain can be thought of as nothing more than a network with interesting dynamics, latencies, and information flow. Running an efficient demand-pull model is in a way application of what you learn in an Engineering Control Systems class to a business process - signals, feedback, out-of-control processes, etc. In fact, I consider a lot of what I do "business engineering" - applying engineering principles to business processes.

      Have you ever tried to actually work with a team to actually build a complexed > 100 000 lines of code product?

      Nope - but I'm not a programmer or a programming project manager. But I've worked to implement multiple supply chain models in an organization that uses a matrix structure. That means there is few chains-of-command, and very little ability to call on someone who can/will say "do-it, or else". It also means you have get consensus on your project and point of view from people with a variety of backgrounds and motivations.

      It's one thing to run a team when you have hire/fire authority. It's much more difficult when you have no autority at all over the people you need to do work for you and you have to rely on your ability to make your case in a variety of ways - and to convince those people that they should expend their already limited resources on your project.

      I'm not trying to impress anyone. But I am trying to point out that there is a lot more to what some "suits" do than read magazines and play golf.

    27. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a troll and so are you.

    28. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      You have written some fairly insightful comments in the past which I have enjoyed, so I will take the stance that you are not trolling as you have been modded, but rather expressing a heartfelt opinion. Likely, you are very skilled with computers/networks or whatever your professional field happens to be. (I don't know what that field is to be honest, I can see that you are a writer from your personal website, but I don't know if that is your full time profession. So, please excuse my ignorance in this matter.)

      However, my guess is that you have not learned a similar skill set with people. I could be wrong, but many have commented on the tone of your post, and it may be a valid and true point in the real world.

      You can read books to learn how to hack machines and code, and you can also read books to learn how to hack people in (slightly) the same way as you do with computers. There is a difference however, and I don't have the room or time to go into the particular details here.

      I *DO* however, have the time to recomend the most profound book you can get on the topic:

      How to Win Friends and Influence People By Dale Carnagie. quick summary here.

      I have gone through that book four times now, and I feel like an idiot for not having read the book much earlier in my life. In the computing world I made a huge number of interpersonal mistakes with co-workers and others because I was blatenly unaware of the real world protocols that people use. Just like computers, people have protocols - and you have to know what they are, and you can't know what those things are unless you take the time to listen to people.

      The suits know this, at least, the good ones do. They also know about the effects of things like first impressions and the like. But the best suits, the ones who are on the top of their game know the material in Dale Carnagies book.

      I am willing to bet that if you take the time to read it, your job will become easier as you will become much faster at convincing the suits of the right things to do with your network/code (or whatever it is that you do.)

      Just my opinion on the matter.

      --
      Try to hack my 31337 firewall!
    29. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard anybody from IBM, Sun or Mozilla foundation complain that the developers were not wearing expensive suits. Have you?

      --
      evil is as evil does
    30. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Salamander · · Score: 1
      good luck finding someone who dresses like you who can provide it
      This is where you went from mildly annoying to delusional. Sorry, but unless you're truly one of the top hundred people in your specialty (and there's no evidence in your bio that you're even in the top million) there really are people just as good as you who are willing to wear a suit a few times a year to meet with the people who pay them. Then they'll dress however the heck they like the rest of the time while they get the work done.
      If you prefer to buy crap from other suits, go for it. Your competitors, who are also smarter than you, will happily deal with us long-haired freaks to get the good stuff.
      That cuts both ways. If you want to get peanuts from other longhairs, go for it. Your competitors, who are also smarter than you, will happily deal with the suits to get the good stuff. There's nothing wrong with dressing down - I wore shorts to work yesterday - but the person who's more flexible will always have an advantage over the person who is less so. If you can't or won't dress any other way than what you're used to, that sends a message that you're inflexible and it will cost you business. You might only need to do it once, ever, with any given customer just to show you can, but it does make a difference. If your attitude about dress codes really hasn't hurt you it's because all the damage had already been done by your other shortcomings.
      --
      Slashdot - News for Herds. Stuff that Splatters.
    31. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      That usually takes a great deal of charisma and influencing skills.

      Oh, you're referring to the asswiping skills, well, these are learnable if
      you're willing to bend over properly.

      I think gp has a point. Most marketing and sales "geniuses" that I have met, even those with a pile of books near their desk of which they have actually read most of (well, at least I saw them highlighting important sections with neon markers...) were pretty, well, sorry, simple minded.

      They knew how to socialize, they knew how to make "deals" with others of their breed.
      But when it came to actual implemention of *anything* beyond an ad-campaign they needed and
      need "us", the techies, to explain to them what it is that they just bought...

      I know there are exceptions (there must be) but I have yet to meet a sales- or marketing-person
      that can display some actual hard skill. To me that means more than being able to memorize the
      latest acronyms of the field (without grasping them), more than knowing how to operate the outlook
      calendar and certainly more than building colorful PPT presentations or shuffling simple equations around in Excel.

      I know these people are hired and paid for their soft skills, for creaming up customers, for holding impressive speeches with tons of buzzwords and for doing all the tedious Excel sheets.

      But for my taste, and you may call me prejudiced, most of them are way overpaid for what they're doing.

    32. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by bataras · · Score: 1

      >>Response from a long-haired, bearded techie

      Bearded! Loose that beard and you're screwed.

    33. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not a "long-haired, bearded techie" nor am I a "suit".

      All this post is is a statement without pretense to horrible social constraints such as: hiding the fact that you are proud of yourself and fearing to openly admit that you are more capable than most. I applaud your lack of social constraint. There is nothing to be ashamed of. and I fear that the other replies are unfortunately the way most people think. You could be in trouble. Just make sure to continue doing your job better than everyone else, and choose your battles wisely.

    34. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, in my experience, he is not likely to be laid off iff he is good AND needed. The problem is not the lay-offs. The real problem is that the reputation will follow and make new jobs quite a bit more difficult. While HR/managers are not suppose to say anything, they always do. However, a cocky attitude rarely helps in any job, be current or future.

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    35. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by hazem · · Score: 1

      Oh, you're referring to the asswiping skills, well, these are learnable if you're willing to bend over proper

      Well, most jobs have their unpleasant aspects. But what I'm talking about is not really the schmoozing you're describing.

      First, though, I'm not in marketing or sales. I'm in operations.

      From my experience, most "business problems" have two components: a math problem, and a people problem. The math problem is usually the easiest. It's mostly empirical and your case can usually be proven with statistics. The people problem is usually a lot more difficult because people are not logical, usually have competing agendas, and often don't understand the simplicity of that math problem.

      For example, in a project, I've gone through tons of historical data, found trends, and determined that if we did a certain thing in our business process, we'd save an average of 5% of our supply chain costs. We run some simulations that verify our assumptions - and maybe even get a small part of the company to try out the changes. The changes are scaleable and should work for most of the organization. The VP I work for likes it and wants to see the change take place.

      Now is the hard part. I'm pretty junior in the company. I now need to make the case to multiple director-level people in the organization and find a way to convince them that the changes we want to make will yield an improvement, and that they can make the changes with the resources at hand. They don't report to my VP, so he can't just tell them to do it. With some of those directors, I can make a pretty easy case just with the math. Others will need other ways to convince them. Some will be convinced that the change is good and will work - but they believe they don't have the resources to do it. Of course, some don't believe that the changes have any relevance to their organization.

      That's probably the hardest part of my job. And it's really great when I get buy-in from everyone and the project goes succesfully. It's really frustrating, though, to know you have the answer - you know how to make things beter - and you just can't get the key people to buy-in.

      I agree that most "business types" do not understand technology well, nor what techies do (believe me, I've done a fair amount of tech work before and have seen it first-hand). But I believe that misunderstanding often goes both ways. I've often seen techies pushing the "latest & greatest" thing just because it's new - and not because it really serves a good business purpose.

    36. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thanks for the non-kneejerk reply. :)

      Honestly, I'm a pretty decent guy. I get along well with the people I work with, and for the most part always have, in a number of different settings (the military, corporate IT, and now academia.) And although of course I've had to do things I disagreed with, for the most part, when I felt strongly about an issue, I was able to bring management around to my point of view through reasoned discussion.

      My original post, as only one other poster seems to have noticed, was directed at a specific type of manager -- the type who automatically dismisses people who don't dress the way he does, who refuses to recognize that for the most part (not always, certainly, but that's the way to bet) casual dress is just as much a mark of the competent techie as a sharp suit is of the competent businessman, who honestly believes that Microsoft is better than F/OSS because Bill Gates wears a suit and Richard Stallman doesn't. And who, not incidentally, inevitably ends up driving competent tech people away from his organizations because smart people refuse to put up with his crap.

      People like that are really just as lacking in social skills as the stereotypical smelly geek; but (as with smelly geeks, come to think of it) there are a lot of them, and they congregate in groups where their antisocial behavior is not only accepted but encouraged, and they reinforce each other. Unfortunately, because they are primarily interested in telling people what to do rather than actually doing anything useful themselves, they tend to acquire enough power to make other people's lives miserable.

      Believe it or not, I don't prejudge people in suits; I deal with them exactly as I do everyone else, and that's pretty well. However, I refuse to deal nicely with anyone who does not extend me the same courtesy.

      (Oh yeah -- I'm obviously not a full-time writer, and never have been except for a brief period a number of years ago. The truth is, making a living from writing is damned rare. Which is too bad, but so it goes.)

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    37. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason management is difficult is because of other managers...

      If every manager came from an engineering background, it would never be a problem.

    38. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a jack ass. Read some of his comments here, go to his web site and hear him whine about how his ex wife didn't properly appriciate him. Jack ass.

    39. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The cocky attitude and who you show it to is the problem, and can lead to replacement if it makes interaction difficult enough that people have to go around you to get their jobs done or hold off on work to avoid you unless they absoutely have to.

      I and a colleage have replaced a couple of "irreplaceable" guys for long enough to sort out an absolute rats nest of interelated systems and cabling beyond belief into a form where others could use it. Things broke, systems went down, scripts that had to be run at specific times by hand didn't run and things came crashing down whether it was an intentional dead man switch or stupidity. In the end the cost to do it including downtime probably came to less than a couple of months of excess bandwith charges from the anonymous FTP site filled with porn DVD rips the guys had set up. In the end everything ran better than it had in years, without the "irreplaceable" people coming back in.

    40. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      Preach on, my brother!

      I wear cheap polo shirts and jeans and Reebok walking shoes to work, and make $150K designing hardware. I laugh at the guys who wear ties and slacks, and put dirt in their hair. Hasn't stopped me.

      Of course, the fact that my designs blow the customers' minds, make out cimpetitors whimper in the night and bring in millions of dollars helps, too. :)

    41. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      you couldn't do mine in a million years. You need the product I, and people like me, provide; and good luck finding someone who dresses like you who can provide it.

      They can hire a replacement for you in a matter of weeks.

      I don't know you, or what you do, but statistically speaking I can say with a fair level of confidence that you're fully replaceable, even if the list of candidates is narrowed down to people who shower and shave. No matter how brilliant you are, there are many more like you or better.

      Also, you couldn't do their job, not in a million years, if you have an attitude like that. You don't even know what it takes. Their world is as foreign to you as yours is to theirs.

    42. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How to Win Friends and Influence People By Dale Carnagie.

      Stereotypical piece of sh*t. Just read the summary: "Six ways to make people like you: 3: Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language. "

      That's not even true for myself. When anyone says my name when they are already talking to me (i.e. when it's not to get my attention), I immidiately think "oh no, what did I do wrong?"
      Maybe because when I lived with my parents back in the previous millenium, the only times I heard my name was when they were yelling at me. Or maybe it's a cultural thing, over here we can have a conversation just fine without mentioning the other persons name at all. Often mentioning a persons name is not even necessary to start a conversation.

      Besides, I didn't choose my name, and I don't especially like it. I like names with "soft" letters, but my (four-letter) name both starts and ends with a "sharp" letter.

    43. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Himring · · Score: 1

      Still ... your previous post was dripping with hubris. Pride cometh before the fall my friend.

      As far as all this talk of dressing up or not.... I don't know. I'm 38 and was raised to say please and thank you and yes sir, yes ma'am. I can't shake those things. Yes, the world is changing, but I have found people still appreciate good manners and clean-cutness. I, too, had a time when I didn't care what I looked like. I was in an art field making an artist's living (i.e., very little). I now work for a large corporation where they have a dress code which requires a full suit with tie and jacket -- matching. They even sent us to a dress-code class. Looking-the-part is simply a fact of life like brushing your teeth, combing your hair and pressing your shirts. It's just what you do. Wtf it has to do with how smart you are I just don't get.

      But, the fact is, appearance matters -- nothing can change this. If a cop pulls me over and is wearing sandals and cargo pants I'm going to be baffled. So would you. If my doctor walked into the room in a winston tank-top, same. I've visited the west coast and, yes, saw more people than on the east in gothic or other dress. I didn't judge them, but I found my east-coast suit and tie garnered the same "yes sir"s and nice treatment.

      I put on a suit now 6 out of 7 days. I also shave daily. I keep my dress shoes polished, my nose hairs in check and teeth white. I do all of this for my career, my personal life, friends, family, etc. In recent years I became single again, and worked even harder on my appearance to a fault. After some time the ladies will confess to me how impressed they are with my appearance and tell stories of guys who didn't care about such.

      I work hard on my manners too which I've always been taught to do. I always get the door. When I'm out to dinner with a lady and she leaves to use the restroom I stand. As she comes back, I stand again. It blows their mind.

      Trust me, I am also crude and obnoxious, but I know when to turn it off and on.

      Point being this: no matter how successful you are due to your lack of thought in clothing, it does mean something. The fact that you've made it a point to state how successful you are without it, really, speaks to this point.

      James Bond would be far less badass in tie dye....

      --
      "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
    44. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by StressedEd · · Score: 1
      ..who pushed their way up by stepping on the people under him and exposing all the issues of the ones above him..

      As I like to say:

      "Be nice to people on the way up. You will meet them again on the way down."

      --
      Be nice to people on the way up. You will meet them again on your way down!
    45. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're so smart, how come you don't know its from it's?

    46. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by ooze · · Score: 1

      Hehehe. I'm in a major software project with lots of big players in the business having some subcontracting in it. I'm one of the key knowledge holders in this project. And the company I work in has by far the biggest technologial grasp on it, simply due to the fact that we have the most people who know how to do thier job. Did I mention we are the smallest company and by no means any major player?
      So how does this disceprancy in ability and knowledge come up? One single look at the coders and techies will reaveal that: we are the only company where there is no strict dress code and people are actually allowed to do the work up to their abilities in their own ways (within the limits of the project of course). I overheard several times a loud question how our small company, that also doesn't pay as much as those others can attract so many good engineers. Simple. They are not forced to be something that they aren't. They have fun at their work and there is a really friendly atmosphere of collaboration. All those are things a dress code and similar rules will very likely destroy.
      We have not a single suit. No ponytail and sandals type too. But we have leather adorned bikers with beer bellies. Stereotypical snowboarders and the like. Well, I'm neither. I'm just the normal geek type with a disinterest on how I look.

      --
      Just because I can imagine doing a hippopotamus, doesn't mean I'd like to do it.
    47. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      People do not die because an engineer wore a t-shirt to work.

      However, people do die because engineers use power point to convey important messages, drowning out their actual point in a snazzy presentation.

      Conceivably, people could die in similar circumstances because the guy uttering the warning did not get taken seriously because of his (lack of) dress...

    48. Re:Response from a long-haired, bearded techie ... by DotWarner · · Score: 1

      The problem is, neither can the suit.

  28. oddly enough by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the real reason, right there in the article, has little to do with dress and more to do with the incredible political influence (money) wielded by those who want to keep OSS down. the 'image' of OSS developers is not the problem. it is that the political process has been hijacked from seeking public good to seeking personal good.
     
    there are plenty of suits involved in the OSS movement. but as he says at the end of the article, what got him to drop out of the fight was not the image of OSS but the constant barrage of attacks brought against him by those with the wherewhithal to do so - big business.

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    It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
    1. Re:oddly enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That what I was thinking. The hair and sandles is just a proxy. I mean it is like saying you don't want jerry curl and baggy pants in your office. I should a person have to shaves their head and wears a suit just to enter the class of desirable people. It really comes down to the fact that in order to get a job, one has to at least make an effort to fit in with the dominant culture, i.e. change everything that can be easily changed. Why else would breast implants and bleach be so popular.

  29. Cnet has to stop this kind of thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, seriously. They run this stuff? I know we make fun of Dvorak and so forth, but we know that they guy's out to get readers to his portion of the 'Net. This is just a big "Oh Linux sites, link us! Link us!"

    This isn't journalism. I hope the next time they're up for some "SuperDuper Web 2.0" award, the judges actually read what they're writing here.

    I'm not slagging CNET, they write some good stuff. But these kind of stories and their "newsmaker" celebrity BJs don't add anything of value.

  30. Oh, Give Me A Break! by GeekBird · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since when does a developer's alleged mode of dress influence the decisions of those who never meet him? It's yet another excuse: "Oh, those open source guys are hippy dippy slobs with pony tails and sandals! Let's buy from MicroSoft who makes their (sales) people dress up nice!!"

    It's bullshit.

    Besides, microsofties wear west coast developer attire too, just they don't let them make sales calls. Also, I know damn well what the Apple geeks wear, and it isn't suit and tie. I see them whenever I drive down the DeAnza Blvd in Cupertino. They are definitely ponytail compliant - although some of them their *only* hair is their ponytail, with nothing on top!

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    use Sig::Witty;
    1. Re:Oh, Give Me A Break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was once in a Q&A session with Scott McNealy (CEO of Sun for the youngins) who talked about this problem. It was a while ago, so I may have some of the details wrong, but it essentially goes like this:

      Back in the 80s, when Sun was a new California company, they were trying to land a sale to large company on Wall Street. They had better technology and better pricing than the other bidders, but since they were new, the corporate people in charge of the decision decided they wanted to meet the CEO. So Scott hopped on a plane and went in for a meeting, dressed as he normally did at work (in Silicon Valley)... I don't remember if it was jeans and a shirt or slacks and a shirt, but whatever it was, it wasn't a suit; Sun's salesman was in a suit. The meeting went well, but the next day the company went with another bid (IBM, I think) because they didn't think a company run by someone as "unprofessional" as Scott appeared would be around very long. It took another decade before they got that particular contract (and I think he wore a suit to the next meeting).

      The bottom line is this: most people these days care more about what you can do and your personality/mannerisms than how you dress, but there are also a lot of people that believe a professional appearance (whether it be "modern", "classic", or "conservative") says something about your work ethic and character. Interestingly, these people tend to be older and in positions with more responsibility and influence. These are the people you're dressing for. Sandals and pony-tails rarely invoke any style-description other than "hippie" (or "unkempt", "slob", "slacker", and so on). The problem that Peter Quinn is highlighting is that the corporate products have salespeople pushing their products, while OSS products are pushed by the developers themselves. The moral of these stories is that, if OSS developers want to be taken more seriously today, they can try improving their dress and appearance in the eyes of the corporate world. In 10 years, it will probably matter less.

      It may be bullshit, and you don't have to dress to impress. Just don't complain when the person you're meeting with is more impressed by your (non-OSS) competitor that did.

    2. Re:Oh, Give Me A Break! by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Besides, microsofties wear west coast developer attire too, just they don't let them make sales calls.

      That's the key right there. Microsoft spokesmen don't wair pony tails and sandals. Unfortunately, few FOSS spokesman can say the same. Bruce Perens is about the only FOSS techie I know that will wear a suit and tie when speaking in public.

      Geez guys! At least put on some dockers and a polo shirt. Both are comfortable, and you can get little penguins and daemons on the shirt. It's still not sales call appropriate, but at least you'll look like a professional engineer instead of permanent Berkeley grad student.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    3. Re:Oh, Give Me A Break! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Since when does a developer's alleged mode of dress influence the decisions of those who never meet him?"

      "Here, let me introduce you to the team that will be working on your project..."

      If you've never seen a client, either your job isn't as important as you seem to think it is, or your sales department is doing a lousy job; most clients would like to see what will be happening before they put their signature on a check with that many zeroes.

    4. Re:Oh, Give Me A Break! by GeekBird · · Score: 1

      "Here, let me introduce you to the team that will be working on your project..."

      You are assuming that the environment is always a consulting "coder for hire" gig. You assume wrong.

      Places I've worked tend to make products that they sell to several entities, not just one feature creeper.

      The sales and marketing droids deal initially with customers, then it's the support folks, mostly by phone and email. If they bring in engineering on a problem, they expect the engineer to dress like a geek - otherwise they look like just another sales droid, and aren't credible. I get corroberation on this from friends on the client side of such equations as well.

      I like the place I'm working now, BTW. The marketing people are actually technical, and are comfortable doing very technical presentations and taking questions. Our partners and customers don't want to meet the SDEs. They want to talk to project managers and VPs, as well as marketing. ...your job isn't as important as you seem to think it is...

      Oh, that gives me a chuckle! I'm not just talking about my job, but the way entire companies work. In Silly Valley, the ones who dress the most business-y are either low level clerical or sales people. Engineers are almost expected to dress geek casual, or maybe business casual (geek dressy).

      The only reason I don't wear ratty t-shirt and blue jeans every day is that I work in downtown Palo Alto, and the homeless tend to dress that way. I still wear sandals, and my hair is purple. One of our managers shaves his head and wears an earing. The CEO dresses like a college professor.

      This is actually very common in the valley, sort of the hallmark of a serious tech company versus a "hype" company.

      YMMV east of the Mississippi river.

      --
      use Sig::Witty;
    5. Re:Oh, Give Me A Break! by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 0

      But why be lke them? We existed before there were any corporate funding and will continue to exist when their corporations have crumbled. What we produce is a beutiful thing that is Free and Open and cannot die. They discovered that our code is better than what their corporate developers produce. Thwy need us far more than we need them. We must show our strength. If they want to talk to us let them look like us.

      --
      US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
    6. Re:Oh, Give Me A Break! by Arandir · · Score: 1

      But why be lke them?

      You don't have to look like "them", but if you want to sell to "them", it really does help. That's the point of this whole story. When you dress to deliberately alienate yourself from society, don't bitch that society won't accept you.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
  31. Depends on the environment by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the last job and some others I've worked, the ones with ponytails were generally the big-boys in admin. Really, one generally didn't notice it, as their attitudes were still professional. Sandals I'm not so keen on (who wears those, anyways), but a ponytail is hardly as damaging as the lack of professionalism some people have. Moreover, I've met quite a few geeks that had rather unpleasant hygiene (see: body odor), which is far worse than the ponytail and sandals.

    As for myself, I'm hardly a shirt-and-tie person. I'm not sitting here with a kokanee shirt and shorts, but when your job often involves crawling under desks and in other various recesses where computer parts dwell, a white shirt and tie are hardly functional for the position at hand.

  32. You can't judge a book by its cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the stench can tell you a lot.

  33. The state of the battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It may be that, at the current moment, this is what Mr. Quinn sees as the major issue. But it's just the latest battle in the war, and it won't be the last.

    I dress well enough at work. Nothing that I can wear without ironing it first, anyways. That battle has been fought and won, but now I'm faced with people who insist on paying the idiot tax - why spend $10,000 on a good FOSS (commercial or in-house) solution when you can spend $150,000 on a craptacular proprietary one? Obviously the proprietary solution must be five times better if they can charge that much.

    Of course, that's utter malarkey. Anybody who works the trenches in IT knows that the industry is full of used-car salesmen, and at this point in time, virtually every "manager" I know is far too stupid to know any better.

    Red Hat has the right idea. Raise prices. Their stuff is way too expensive for what it offers, but if they lowered their prices, they'd lose sales. Go frigging figure.

    (We're a software development shop, and our stuff is priced in the millions. Recently our President and CEO needed to increase the price by an order of magnitude or else risk losing credibility in the target market.)

    1. Re:The state of the battle by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      I run up against this shit ALL the time. The best way to win these is to show SAVINGS, not COST. It also helps if you can say that company A, B, and C all use this solution too. However, this is not fool proof, some project mgrs hard link Oracle with DBs, MS with PCs, Sun with servers, and nothing you can say will break them out of that mindset. It's the old, you don't want to be the highest or lowest bidder on a project.

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      Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws-Plato
  34. Ah, yes, becaue we all know... by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    .. that only people in a shirt and tie or similar "professional" dress are capable of performing their assigned duties to which they agreed when they signed the employment contract. After all, how many of us completely lose the mental faculties (alcohol not withstanding) to do our jobs as soon as we get home and get the jeans and t-shirt on? Come on, raise your hands! { watching tumbleweed blow by }

    So, basicaly what the author of the original article is saying is the following:

    open source + casual dress = no credibility regardless of the quality of work

    open source + "professional" dress = complete credibility regardless of the quality of work

    Someone needs to do a study on this. I'm fascinated by the attitiude that some people have that the design of the cotton on the outside of our skin somehow has a direct correlation on the ability for us to maintain our servers through open source. It must be some kind of intellectually stimulating chemical that is weaved into the fibers of "professional" clothing that we absorb through our skin whereas casual dress does the opposite.

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    1. Re:Ah, yes, becaue we all know... by kz45 · · Score: 1

      open source + casual dress = no credibility regardless of the quality of work

      open source + "professional" dress = complete credibility regardless of the quality of work

      Someone needs to do a study on this. I'm fascinated by the attitiude that some people have that the design of the cotton on the outside of our skin somehow has a direct correlation on the ability for us to maintain our servers through open source. It must be some kind of intellectually stimulating chemical that is weaved into the fibers of "professional" clothing that we absorb through our skin whereas casual dress does the opposite.


      Do you really not understand this mentality?

      You can fight the current all you want, but you will only get left behind. Everything in this world is about marketing. an interview or a date, you are marketing yourself. A business is marketing their product.

      If a person knows nothing about you, they will judge you on the way you look and dress. It's just human nature.

      Software is the same way. Most users will not judge a product on functionality but on the way it looks. If an application, open source or not, has a bad UI, it will have less of a chance in becoming popular. In this respect, the open source community should look at Microsoft.

  35. Oh for the love of... by Chas · · Score: 2, Informative

    I, for one, am familiar with the concept of "dress for success".

    There's a dress code at my company. It's fairly easily followed, but it's still a dress code.

    And there are considerations when going out to customer sites. Some, we could show up in a pair of shorts and a wife-beater for all they care. Others, if we're not in a suit and tie, they look at us funny.

    Even so, this argument is an especially large patty of bullshit.

    If you're reviewing software, review the damn software. Stop worrying what Joe Slack down the road happens to be wearing while using the self-same software.

    Competent managers understand this. And they're usually dealing with (well dressed even) technical staff who do as well.

    All the idiots who can't actually grasp the significance of the technology are covering themselves by going "OMG! IT'S WRITTEN BY A DIRTY, TREE-HUGGIN' HIPPIE! RUN AWAY!"

    These individuals will, eventually, be replaced by more dynamic individuals who aren't so concerned with what some community programmer in Bumblefuck, KY is wearing.

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
  36. Peter Quinn take notes please by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Free Software is given to you free as in speech, and free as in beer.

    If you want us to look the way you want us to look, that will cost you a FUCKING LOT. Start writing big checks, or STFU and stop looking a gift horse in the mouth.

    Ungrateful stuffed suit.

    --
    Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
  37. Because, of course... by troff · · Score: 1

    ... appearance is more important than, say, performance metrics. Or pricing. Or history of repeated and drastic flaws in the "competition". ... after all, that's the historical behaviour that brought commercial standings today to their lofty position, isn't it?

    > "I blame the IT community, I blame the IT leadership, over and over and over again, about their inability to articulate correctly the business opportunity that we've got here," Quinn said.

    I blame the business community for not realising that the "sandals and ponytail set" are the ones who GAVE YOU this working technology!

    Perhaps it behooves you to consider, you pointy-headed business morons, that:

    - function is more important than form
    - the form of which you so disapprove BROUGHT you this function for free
    - and perhaps your tiny-minded preconceptions, given the EVIDENCE, might possibly require a little review?

    It's like the [RI|MP]AA... they want "fresh, new acts"... but anything that doesn't fall neatly into their metrics and feature matrix equates to "unmarketable".

    Horse before cart. Apples and oranges. Insert here your favoured aphorism.

    Not to mention the beautiful irony at the end of the article. To justify the investigation into his "unauthorised trips", he says "You can only stand in the public arena for so long and have mud thrown at you".

    What's the brown, wet, clingy substance on his hands he throws at the "sandals and ponytail set"? ... at least we're not wasting money on Armani suits when he flings it at us.

    Vented, I return to dealing with users; exeunt.

  38. Slows Adoption of Everything! by Prien715 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was this religion started by some guy with sandals and a ponytail about peace and goodwill. Suits really didn't like him, nailed him to a tree. Don't remember if it caught on or not....

    There was also some strange government of people with ponytails and almost-sandals with the idea of "liberty or death" and "all men created equal".....

    I can't remember if either of these things exist anymore, but if they do, I bet the people in them are OK with ponytails and sandals.

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    1. Re:Slows Adoption of Everything! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      Suits really didn't like him, nailed him to a tree.

      I thought they wore togas back then! You learn something every day on Slashdot!

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      That is all.
    2. Re:Slows Adoption of Everything! by Trapped+Database+Adm · · Score: 0

      FWIW, the ponytails and almost sandals WERE the suits of the times back then...

    3. Re:Slows Adoption of Everything! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly there were also these people, who wore extremely neat looking suits. They also had swasticas on their sleeves. I think they were fighting for world peace or something. Or is my memory failing me?

    4. Re:Slows Adoption of Everything! by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > There was this religion started by some guy with sandals and a ponytail about peace and goodwill. Suits really didn't like him, nailed him to a tree. Don't remember if it caught on or not....

      Yes: it did catch on. But, bizarely, the people now most likely to judge that image negativly are the ones who profess that religion most strongly.

    5. Re:Slows Adoption of Everything! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Suits really didn't like him, nailed him to a tree."

      Then his disciples started setting people on fire and nailing people to doors, etc. etc. Not so laid back.

      "There was also some strange government of people with ponytails and almost-sandals with the idea of "liberty or death" and "all men created equal"....."

      But you can't get elected without a red tie.

  39. Yesterday by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 1
    Today I'm wearing a pair of basketball shorts, a backwards hat, and an old t-shirt at work. I program video games for a living - Is this how my target audience wants me to dress? I'm comfortable, I'm working hard (I'm waiting for a build right now so no cracks about posting on /.) and I'm happy with the environment.

    If times get tough and I end up programming business software or something for a living I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to endure the stranglehold of business casual.

  40. Alternate headline by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1

    Silly Suits' Prejudices Behind Slow Linux Adoption

  41. Opinions based on clothing/hair are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I've never been one to accuse business leaders of being all that bright. Sure let's hire the guy in the nice suit, he obviously has it together. You can tell he knows what he's doing because the shoes match the shirt. Not like that hippy Steve whatsisname that was in here a few years back, what a loser that will never amount to anything.

    Retards.

  42. Actually, it's the marijuana by jfengel · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Specifically, the marijuana that Quinn has clearly been smoking. There are a host of factors behind the reluctance to switch to Linux desktops: unfamiliarity, MS lock-in, intertia, the confusing array of different Linux distros, not to mention the number of Slashdotters themselves who will tell you that Linux isn't completely ready for the desktop yet.

    If Quinn thinks that my footwear is the deciding factor, I wish he'd quit bogarting that joint.

  43. Everybody knows... by svunt · · Score: 1

    I thought it was common knowledge that an excellent IT setup went hand-in-hand with beards & burrito-stained shirts wandering around the office.

  44. No it's on your side. by Cybert14 · · Score: 1

    Looks matter in the business world. Maybe they won't after the singularity, but they do now.

    1. Re:No it's on your side. by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      They may after the Singularity. It may just mean changing your avatar though.

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      The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow
  45. Why is this true? by Gryphn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Style is always much more important than substance to those who have little of the latter.

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    Fantasy and superstition should be used for entertainment purposes only.
  46. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the other hand, people who don't care whether you wear sandles, have a ponytail, are black, white, asian, a woman, or whatever, will come out ahead, because they'll pick stuff that is best, rather than looking to see if it wears Armani suits.

    That may be hyperbole, but let's not confuse dressing well for work with dressing expensively. Armanis could just as lose as much respect as dressing up in shorts and sandals, depending on the work culture. Ultimately, it comes down to how well the person gets along with the team. After all, you don't always want to deal with a know-it-all asshole, even if/when (s)he is really good. If the company can afford it, they'll fire him (which is what happened here at work). In some places of work (thankfully not here), if an individual comes in looking as if they just came back from the beach, it can be inferred by others that the person has little respect for the work they do.

    In the end, of course, it comes to the quality of your work. But if you make it hard for people to want to work with you, eventually a threshold is reached and you're no longer welcome there. You or your ideas.

  47. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all about oxygen supply for the brain. Lose the neckties. But seriously, he's right: Not dressing fashionably is a symptom of not thinking about the way you're perceived by others. If you don't care about what others want, how are you going to supply the software they need? The Open Source developer user disconnect is classic.

  48. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 2, Informative
    pick stuff that is best, rather than looking to see if it wears Armani suits.

    Let's not forget that all of those C-level types currently on trial were very well dressed . . .

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    I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

  49. suits are OK by cornellfOo · · Score: 1

    seems like everyone here is assuming that if you have a suit on, you don't know anything. imagine being in the user community...would you rather interact with the guy that's in the shorts and stained tshirt or the guy in the nicer button-up/slacks (assuming their level of technical knowledge is the same)? in the "normal" world, i might say the guy in the shorts/tshirt, but in the business world? button-up hands down. it's just more professional. i think there's something to be said about perception.

    1. Re:suits are OK by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      would you rather interact with the guy that's in the shorts and stained tshirt or the guy in the nicer button-up/slacks (assuming their level of technical knowledge is the same)? in the "normal" world, i might say the guy in the shorts/tshirt, but in the business world? button-up hands down. it's just more professional. i think there's something to be said about perception.

      You're making a logical error here. When you're meeting someone and making purchasing decisions, you usually don't have the time to really understand which of these to hypothetical people is more technically knowledgeable. Maybe the one who is a better speaker will convince you that they are. The question is, if you have to judge the competence of two people using their clothing as a criteria, which type of clothing would you think the more technically knowledgeable person is likely to be wearing?

      The answer to this question varies in different markets, but in much of the technology field people will perceive a shabbily dressed geek as more proficient than a nice looking guy with a buzz-cut, wearing a tasteful suit. That may not be a valid correlation, but it is certainly a commonly believed one. If your life was on the line and you had to pick one of two people to get that T1 back online, pronto, and given that you don't have any other criteria upon which to pick, which would you choose?

    2. Re:suits are OK by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      i think there's something to be said about perception.

      Yes, I have plenty to say about perception. Chiefly that we permit our perceptions to blind us all the time. We let our eyes do the thinking instead of our brains, and jump to incorrect conclusions based on appearance all the time. I dress down for a few reasons:

      a) It's comfortable. So screw everyone else who doesn't like my clothes, I'm the one that has to wear them.

      b) On purpose, because if people don't want to interact with me because they think I am 'bad' based on my long hair and jeans, that's good, I probably didn't want to interact with shallow idiots like that anyhow. It's a nice little filtering system, as only those willing to seek beyond the appearance will gain the benefit of my time.

      c) If I miss a job opportunity because of it, that's also good. No I don't show up to an interview in my worst, ripped up stuff, I do make an effort to wear my 'good jeans' and make sure I've brushed my hair. That's the best you get from my appearance. If I'm not hired because of how I look, then good, I probably wouldn't have been able to stand it there anyhow.

    3. Re:suits are OK by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1
      i think there's something to be said about perception.

      Yes, Perception is just that: perception.

      Everyone is guilty of it to a certain degree, but ultimately it amounts to absolutely nothing. Clothes do not define the man, and a book cannot always be judged by its cover. Individuals have a depth and breadth of experience that cannot be measured by a mere visual cue. Anyone making a snap judgments on a person's character or abilities based on nothing more than how they dress is going to miss a lot.

      The sad part is, they probably won't care about what they might've missed - it's too convenient and comforting to drop people into a handy little pigeonhole. Hell, it requires almost no thought at all.

      --

      I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

    4. Re:suits are OK by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      The question is, if you have to judge the competence of two people using their clothing as a criteria, which type of clothing would you think the more technically knowledgeable person is likely to be wearing?

      Why is that even remotely resonable as a criteria? No time? Well too bad, then go ahead and make stupid decisions based on pure fluff. Eventually we as a people might figure this one out, but it's not happening today.

    5. Re:suits are OK by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Why is that even remotely resonable as a criteria? No time? Well too bad, then go ahead and make stupid decisions based on pure fluff.

      I'm not suggesting that this is a good criterion, nor advocating that people use it for decision making. What I'm saying is that, realistically, the people who influence and make the purchasing decision, usually do so with only a small subset of the information that would be useful to them. While the dress of the people presenting the product is one of them, it is not clear which way that influences them in a given market. Common opinion in the tech field is that sloppy dress equates to competence. For those without the means to determine this from the product, one presented by someone in less standard attire, may well seem the better choice. Even for those who have an understanding of the technology, said style of clothing may be an influencing factor.

      By all means I'd encourage you to fully evaluate each and every product, right down to the source code comments. That does not mean everyone will, so if you are selling something you might want to take into account the effect you think clothing will make.

  50. Power to the People by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some of the vested interests are, in fact, hippies. When the government rejects valuable technology because it's not offered by the required jock or yuppie, whose own tech isn't good enough, the government has to change style, not the hippies. Or the government by, for and of the yuppies gets left behind.

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  51. ...sometimes by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sometimes dressing in less "professional" apparel can lose you a sale. Sometimes, it can gain you a sale. I know a lot of the sales guys are somewhat leery of dragging along scruffy looking geeks to business meetings, but from what I've seen it often works to convince businessmen of the credibility of tech. "Wow look at all those piercings, if the company lets him get away with that he must be brilliant!" This works well in smaller, more technical markets I imagine.

    I also notice that the work environment at a company is one of the most important aspects in attracting really talented people. Smart people, who love what they do would rather dress like slobs, have free beer, and a ping-pong table than make an extra $20K a year. The environment is worth a lot to a person's quality of life. Now that does not mean just because a company is relaxed it has talented people, but if you are looking for extraordinary people, that is one very visible sign.

    I also notice that given a relaxed or absent dress code, the clothing of choice widely varies. Some people prefer to wear a suit every day, even if they are just going to sit at a desk and code for 12 hours. Others will be wearing shirts with fake boobs attached. I have not noticed that either type tends to be more or less proficient.

    I know I'm not the only one to have noticed this trend and I know it is something in some businessmen's minds when they are meeting with new partners, suppliers, or customers. The rule that a dress code will get you more sales is not universal and does not apply to all market segments. A dress code might get you more sales, right up till all your talent moves on and your more relaxed competitor starts to clobber you in head-to-head comparisons.

    1. Re:...sometimes by Mingco · · Score: 1

      Some people prefer to wear a suit every day, even if they are just going to sit at a desk and code for 12 hours. Others will be wearing shirts with fake boobs attached.

      Hmmm... I guess I might start wearing a suit to work if I actually want to get some work done. Considering how I normally dress, it would give my coworkers the impression that "OMG, this time, he's REALLY gone crazy" and maybe they would leave me alone to do some coding.

      Nahhh... I'll just come in late and leave at 4am as usual.

    2. Re:...sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The smart ones know that $20k more a year is more valuable than a few "free" bottles of beer!!!

    3. Re:...sometimes by RembrandtX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been on both sides of the fence with the 'perception' issue. And I agree, it all depends on the market and the perception.

      a lifetime or two ago I was in Sales. Not only Sales, but selling from an anglo country into Japan. Not only selling into Japan, but selling toy SOLDIERS into japan.

      Games Workshop makes a table top war game / hobby product line. A very large english company that sells multinationally [including here in the USA]

      Selling into a foreign country, like Japan (this was just around the time of the economic burst.) its a tricky animal. I know it seems stereotypical, but foreigners were held in HIGH suspicion. An expensive [brand name] suit, an expensive meal after your meeting - these are the things that could close a deal. You had to look and act the part.

      Prior to my time across the pond, I sold to chain and independant stores here in the USA, and it was the opposite. 'Hobby' guys selling to an independant retailer were expected to wear jeans and a polo shirt - suits made them nervous - like you were out of touch. Selling to a Hobbytown or larger chain, and you were expected to wear a suit if you were talking to execs.

      I bring this up as a stark relation to my IT life.

      I have a closet with several Armani suits, and a handful of custom made english / italian suits from my sales life. I rarely wear them.

      I started working in IT again for a fortune 500. A rather .. large .. Cable company that I am betting 90% of you are familiar with. I started there in sales, and they eventually needed technical people - so I moved depts. Dockers and a button down shirt was the dress code. Which turned into Jeans and a nice shirt if your sitting at your desk all day. If i dressed nicer than that - folks asked where i was interviewing - and my bosses got very nervous.

      I left that company, and started working at a power tool manufacturer [again in IT.] that everyone here has heard of.

      They had a typical dress code, which i ignored - most of the time wearing jeans and a shirt. or sweater etc. Nothing ragged mind you - just nothing dressy either.

      One specific day comes to mind. I was meeting with a director of IT, a director of Marketing, [I was originally in the marketing IT dept for e-commerce and branding development. read :: web development.] A higher level sales manager, a few retail managers, and some channel folks from outside companies.

      I did my pitch, explained what we were doing and sat through the rest of the meeting. [No one talked during my presentation - I was wearing jeans and a company polo with dress shoes.] As others were talking, people took out their blackberries, laptops, left to go to the bathroom etc.

      After the meeting, I was talking to the Marketing director, and the IT director about what the vendors might have thought, and the IT director - being somewhat of a .. well .. prick .. said [in front of my boss]:

      "I can't believe you went to that meeting wearing jeans, thats totally against the dress code." He forced a chuckle as he said "I wish I was special enough to get away with that." [He was a very condesending fellow - and just so you can all see how the wheel turns, has lost over 70% of the people from his dept in the past year.]

      The marketing director said to him [and indirectly my boss] :

      "How is he supposed to dress ? He is *THE* web guy. We like when he dresses like this for meetings, becuause it shows outsiders that he MUST know what he is talking about - because he dresses like this and is not only working here, but taken into these meetings with outside vendors. It shows that he is confident that his work here is so valuable that he doesn't have to worry about having perfect business attire."

      Now the icing.

      I left that company as well, about six months ago. To WORK with the same marketing director guy at another company. I'm much higher up the food chain, and I am still not expected to wear suits. Sometimes they complain (semi jokingly) that i don't dress 'edgey' enough, and people might not take me seriously.

      what a world :P

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      --Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
    4. Re:...sometimes by robertjw · · Score: 1

      If you can't drink $20k of beer in a year, there is something wrong with you.

    5. Re:...sometimes by bizard · · Score: 1
      Smart people, who love what they do would rather dress like slobs, have free beer, and a ping-pong table than make an extra $20K a year.

      exactly what I was thinking. I know that I have passed over job opportunities (and even turned down an interview) at places which felt that proper attire was a coding requirement. I still have more work than I can handle and those places still have crappy static web sites.

      I don't need to dress like a slob and have free beer, but if you are more concerned about wether I dress like you than what I can do for you then I can go work elsewhere.

    6. Re:...sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Seriously, when is the last time you saw someone sit down to write code in a suit? I suppose when they really get in the zone, they might stand up, take their coat off, and get back to it. This image just doesn't seem realistic.

      And if you really care about your suit, I guess you'd have to code with no pants on so the suit stays nicely pressed. Now we're on to something... coding in a suit with no pants on. I might have to try that one day this week. I think my supervisor might recommend a psychiatric evaluation.

    7. Re:...sometimes by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      [...] dragging along scruffy looking geeks to business meetings [...] often works to convince businessmen of the credibility of tech. "Wow look at all those piercings, if the company lets him get away with that he must be brilliant!" This works well in smaller, more technical markets I imagine.

      There's a term for this in management theory: "Idiosyncracy credit." One of the fringe benefits of being a rare talent is that suits let you do a few odd things - and then other suits notice you doing them and figure you must be important.

      Rule one for walking the exposition floor at trade shows: Try to talk to the company guy (or gal) in the booth who is NOT all dressed up. He's probably the guy from the development team with the inside knowlege, there to support the sales droids and booth babes (or dropping in on his way past the booth on HIS visit to the show.) And yes, sometimes it's a gal who's the key player.

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      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    8. Re:...sometimes by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      The smart ones know that $20k more a year is more valuable than a few "free" bottles of beer!!!

      How much of your life do you spent at work? 1/3? What is the value of enjoying that time rather than spending it stressed out or unhappy? What is the value of being able to express yourself in your hairstyle and clothing? What is the value of having that 14 inch tall mohawk that attracts the punk-rock chicks like crazy and contributes to your getting laid every weekend? What is the value of being able to say, "hey guys my kid's school was just closed for the day due to leaky pipes, I'm going to go take him to the zoo. I'll see you all tomorrow. Maybe I'll be online later tonight." What is the value of being able to say, "hey my kid's school was just closed for the day due to leaky pipes. I have to get this project out today, so I'm going to go get him and let him play Quake III on the extra PC over there. If anyone feels like it, you should join in and frag him a few times." What is the value of you and four other guys coming into the office at midnight till 4 am to work on a special project you all enjoy and making something really, really cool?

      $20K is a bargain for the return of enjoying your workplace and hence enjoying a lot more of your life. I'd much rather ride a motorcycle to work and enjoy it than drive a top of the line beamer and be miserable for eight hours a day. Personally I drink about $1K in beer every year. I eat less than that in free snacks and soda and coffee. I probably put in more than 8 hours in the average day. But I enjoy doing what I do and that makes a huge difference in my life. More than that, the people here care about what they are doing and are motivated to do it well. The managers care about the people and aren't trying to screw us over. If someone needs to move, telecommuting is an option. If someone is not working out, they are told that and they either need to pull it together or start looking for a more compatible job. I think maybe one or two people have ever been fired. Some are encouraged to move on because they are not working out. Some move on to other places that interest them (like google). The lowest evaluated 10% aren't fired every year. Everyone is not expected to be in the office 10 hours a day. If you have a repairman coming, no one says a word if you log in from home. The value of all of that is much more than $20K in my estimation and in the estimations of a lot of other very bright people who I work with every day.

  52. Whatever!! by shaedee · · Score: 0

    Long hair and pony tails???
    well....
    Bill Gates is hardly a style guru is he..
    Ya don't hear young fellas saying..gee i am gonna stop dressing like Brad Pitt, and dress like Bill
    Coz Bill is cool!
    Oh no.. not a lot of that going on
    i know that TFA is about power dressing, which in theory probably does work, but who wants to be dress like a politician..
    And what about Google... (Don't be evil), i thought they were all about comfort not image...and last time i looked they were kinda successful IIRC!

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  53. Everybody knows by Bloater · · Score: 1

    Because everybody knows that a necktie is imbued with magical powers and carries a logical deduction field that emanates modus-ponentrinos into it wearer's brain, thus making his/her software better. As if Microsoft programmers don't wear sandals and pony tails too...

  54. Get what they deserve by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    But, it works both ways, If NO ONE reconizes the poorly dressed dork only beacuse of his dress, then he is still screwed as he never gets a chance to prove his worth beyond what he chooses to wear..

    Appearance is how the world works. If you want to be part of it, you have to deal with it.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  55. It's all about appearance by radiotyler · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Open source has an unprofessional appearance, and the community needs to be more business-savvy in order to start to make inroads in areas traditionally dominated by commercial software vendors. (Having) a face on a project or agenda makes it attractive for politicians (to consider open source).
    That is so true it's scary. Right or wrong, confidence in a product is instilled by the person presenting the product - but probably even more so in the software business. What the community as a whole seems to miss sometimes is that the people that are making the major software decisions are at best technically inept, and at worst blissfully clueless.

    Given a choice between a guy in a suit with a mediocre piece of software, and the guy in jeans that hasn't shaved for two days and smells of pizza with an amazing array of programs - they're going to take the suit. The marketdroids want to see success oozing from the vendor, not an air of dishevelment.

    All in all, it's sad to see decisions based on quality of presentation as opposed to quality of product, but with few exceptions, that's the way it's always been - and probably always will be.

    Shower. Shave. Buy some button up shirts and a pair of slacks. From my experience, this makes all the difference in the world. Like it or not - it's the way the game is played.
    --
    hi mom!
    1. Re:It's all about appearance by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Shower. Shave. Buy some button up shirts and a pair of slacks. From my experience, this makes all the difference in the world. Like it or not - it's the way the game is played.

      Funny, having worked at several successful software companies I've heard the phrase, "he wore a suit to the interview," used in a negative way more than once. Often your appearance does matter, but you need to tailor it to your audience. In some markets bringing along a sloppily dressed geek will instill in your potential customers a belief that your product must be advanced. In others, it is seen as a sign of a small player, not worth dealing with. Most customers expect a somewhat professional looking salesman, but in many cases they are happy to see "those geeky guys" if they tour the facilities or if someone comes out to install a few million dollars of high-tech gear for them.

      As for the game, that isn't half of it. Knowing where the good strip clubs/bars/hookers/drugs are is more likely to get you sales than your dress, from what I've seen. I've seen us lose sales to people we were pounding into the ground in head-to-head comparisons, because the competition spent a week taking the purchaser out to strip clubs. The point is, sales is more than dress code, and lack of dress code may actually get you more sales in some markets.

    2. Re:It's all about appearance by IsItWashable · · Score: 1

      One word - PROFESSIONALISM. That's what TFA is talking about - you might have piercings, or facial tattoos, or just a bad attitude to people who you percieve to be "corporate suits" - but at the end of the day, they earn more money than you, and do you know why? Because they know how to talk to people, and understand that business is not about the championing of a methodology or product, but about meeting the NEEDS of a business.

    3. Re:It's all about appearance by symbolic · · Score: 1

      I agree with part of your reasoning- that it is about professionalism, but I wouldn't confuse that with "meeting the needs of a business". Much of what goes on in the deal-making arena is about gamesmanship, not about necessarily about quality or value. It's who can put on the best show, and walk away with the biggest wad of cash at the end of the game. The more your audience feels like it's getting something big and shiny, the more they are likely to buy in - even if they're actually getting a turd dipped in gold-colored glitter. Otherwise, how could you explain large companies that routinely create disasters(think software), but still manage to stay in business?

      That said, I do agree that professionalism is important - if for no other reason than to be considered a contender, or a participant.

    4. Re:It's all about appearance by radiotyler · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean though. Some times it's beneficial to be a chameleon and suit yourself based on what you perceive the customer wants to see. An ISP that I worked for had "dress up day" for us phone support nerds when investors came in. What some people perceive as "business casual" is really rather interesting. But I guess I was thinking more about the political / government clients that would be looking for something from the Open Source community.

      I mean, I see what he's talking about. What's the image that pops into your head when you think, "Open Source Community"? I'm pretty sure it's not something along the lines of the status quo for business, again, not that it's a bad thing.

      I really see this problem as being more self-correcting, anyway. As Open Source becomes more accepted, businesses / government will become more accustomed to the ah, more eclectic, people that are providing them with the software solutions that they are / will be using. Breaking the traditional business model for software development was hard enough, continuing along that same vein with perceived professionalism based on appearance will surely have to follow. There will be some give and take on both sides but it'll balance out.

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      hi mom!
    5. Re:It's all about appearance by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      The marketdroids want to see success oozing from the vendor, not an air of dishevelment.

      They're also trying to figure out if you're going to be around 5 years from now, when they need help. A suit goes a long way to instill confidence in that.

      It's not just about the product you sell. It's about whether or not the customer/client's posterior is covered.

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      Slashdot: Where people pretend to be twice as smart as they really are by behaving like children.
    6. Re:It's all about appearance by Jerim · · Score: 1

      People want to do business with successfull people. People who look like they are successful will be successfull. Image is all that matters. Ask any con artist.

      If you look like a million bucks people will listen to every word you say, even if it is stupid. Simply because whatever you say has to have some value, since what you know has made you money. If you dress poorly, people will think that you can't afford to do better. And the reason you can't do better is because you don't know anything useful to warrant a better salary.

      Seriously, if you have to choose between Group A who look like they make millions or Group B who look like they owe someone millions, who are you going to choose to do business with.

      This applies to all sectors of the market. If I enter a restaurant where everyone is wearing sweat pants and stained T-shirts, then I am going to have a negative opinion of the place. Make them all wear suits and I won't mind paying $20 for a hamburger.

    7. Re:It's all about appearance by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      I don't think many in the position to make decisions about using Linux in their buisness spend any time at all pondering the "Open source community". They are more concerned with who they will use to make a switch, what type of support they would get, and whether their exisiting staff can function with it.

      This whole "ponytail" buisness seems like someones uneducated wild-assed guess. If you were a buisness looking into such a move, you would look to another buisness to help you make the move. I am pretty darn sure that whoever came to visit and demonstrate would be a salesperson dressed as a salesperson.

      Now to the crux of it.. Do the Linux distros themselve present themselves as "professional" ?
      I think Novel/Suse does.. Redhat ? .. um kinda.
      The "user distros" such as Ubuntu, Fedora, Debian, etc.. are great, but a hard sell to a corporation.

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    8. Re:It's all about appearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So true. And as you so graciously point out, in some industries lack of any clothes at all can get you sales too.

    9. Re:It's all about appearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Knowing where the good strip clubs/bars/hookers/drugs are is more likely to get you sales than your dress, from what I've seen. I've seen us lose sales to people we were pounding into the ground in head-to-head comparisons, because the competition spent a week taking the purchaser out to strip clubs.

      You just have to be talking about these guys: www.o2networks.com.au - although they are a very small company so maybe not.

      We had one of their sales guys try the strip joint trick with my boss, apparently that's the main way the sleazy fucks make sales. As a female its the first time I heard of low lives like the Ewan guy from o2networks. Turns out they get the costs for this sleaze back with the amount they overbill their customers and thankfully are getting a real bad reputation and kicked off accounts currently. Good.

      Its a man's world for sure and annoys the hell out of me that people use these stunts rather than judge a product / skill on its merit.

    10. Re:It's all about appearance by Tom · · Score: 1

      the people that are making the major software decisions are at best technically inept, and at worst blissfully clueless.

      You got your problem right there. Why are these people allowed to make these choices? That is the real question, not "how do we fool them? Oh wait, by dressing just like them". That's business, not problem-solving.

      Shower. Shave. Buy some button up shirts and a pair of slacks. From my experience, this makes all the difference in the world. Like it or not - it's the way the game is played.

      But it's a multiplayer game where the rules can be modded. We're modding the rules. During the dot-com era, we were quite successful at doing so. Right now, we got gibbed and are still busy gathering the powerups after the respawn, but sooner or later we'll be back.

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    11. Re:It's all about appearance by zornorph · · Score: 1

      Funny, having worked at several successful software companies I've heard the phrase, "he wore a suit to the interview," used in a negative way more than once. Often your appearance does matter, but you need to tailor it to your audience. In some markets bringing along a sloppily dressed geek will instill in your potential customers a belief that your product must be advanced. In others, it is seen as a sign of a small player, not worth dealing with. Most customers expect a somewhat professional looking salesman, but in many cases they are happy to see "those geeky guys" if they tour the facilities or if someone comes out to install a few million dollars of high-tech gear for them.

      I completely agree. Think about this: Your company buys a lighting/plumbing/whatever system from XYZ Corp. The salesman from XYZ wore a suit and tie. Now the electricians etc come to install it. Do you feel they are less competant at what they do because they aren't wearing suits?

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    12. Re:It's all about appearance by real+gumby · · Score: 1
      I've heard the phrase, "he wore a suit to the interview," used in a negative way more than once.
      And it was mean. If you're coming to a company for an interview, you won't know whom you'll be talking with. It could be some HR weenie whom you'll hardly ever see again -- but whose opinion matters. Why take a risk? "Dressing up" is a safe choice, just like checking that return value from a system call even though you're pretty sure it'll be OK.

      Plus if the organization downticks you for your dress, well, perhaps it's not the kind of place you want to work anyway.
  56. Yeah, IBM are known for a bad dress code by pyite69 · · Score: 1

    This is the silliest argument imagineable.

    In fact, I remember in the 80's people complained about how Bill Gates dressed, and how he used un-adult-like language at times (e.g. "That's cool").

    If you want someone who dresses better, pick a different vendor/programmer/salesperson/whatever.

  57. No, you're wrong by PCM2 · · Score: 1
    Some of us feel that being proficient at your job and being comfortable are much more important than being a shortsighted, uninformed asshole in a fancy monkey suit.

    The problem is on THEIR side.

    No, I'm sorry, but the problem has always been on everybody's side. And as long as there are people with attitudes like yours on both sides, the problem will continue to exist.

    If I ask you, "Is Citizen Kane a good movie?" and you say "no," and then I go and look at your DVD shelf and it's full of nothing but the complete runs of about twelve different series of anime, then I'm probably not going to be inclined to value your opinion very highly.

    Similarly, if I ask you, "Do open source and open standards have credible value for my business?" and you say "Fuck yeah dude and anybody who tells you different is an asshole who sucks Bill Gates' cock all day!" and you're wearing a Penny Arcade t-shirt, shorts, four facial piercings, and a ponytail ...

    Surely you see my point? So get past your righteous indignation. It's not really all that righteous.

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    1. Re:No, you're wrong by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      And as long as there are people with attitudes like yours on both sides, the problem will continue to exist.

      GOd forbid someone value competence above dress sense.

      Surely you see my point? So get past your righteous indignation. It's not really all that righteous.

      All I saw was a strawman about copping attitude when all he said was that they ask for him by name because he fixes shit right. You have to expect a bit of hostility when the attitude he's responding to is that he can't know anything because he's got sandals on.

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    2. Re:No, you're wrong by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Similarly, if I ask you, "Do open source and open standards have credible value for my business?" and you say "Fuck yeah dude and anybody who tells you different is an asshole who sucks Bill Gates' cock all day!" and you're wearing a Penny Arcade t-shirt, shorts, four facial piercings, and a ponytail ..

      Reductio ad absurdum: A type of logical argument where one assumes a claim for the sake of argument, arrives at an absurd result, and then concludes that the original assumption must have been wrong, since it led to this absurd result. This is also known as proof by contradiction.

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  58. De facto, not preference by MythMoth · · Score: 4, Informative

    Having read the damned article, I'd like to point out something that a lot of posters seem to be missing.

    Nowhere that I've seen in that article does he say that ponytails and sandals signify anything about the skills, attitude, or professionalism of the people in question.

    He is talking about peoples' perceptions, and the need to be politically savvy when selling OSS to those same people.

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    1. Re:De facto, not preference by eddy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the correct bugfix is for people to fix their b0rken perceptions, not for everyone to dress up.

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    2. Re:De facto, not preference by idlemachine · · Score: 1
      He is talking about peoples' perceptions, and the need to be politically savvy when selling OSS to those same people.

      Am I the only one who thinks the failing lies in the people who're making decisions based on shallow surface impressions rather than an actual deep understanding of the issue?

      What he takes for saavy, I see as pandering.

    3. Re:De facto, not preference by MythMoth · · Score: 1

      Sure, and the correct bugfix for war is for people to start being nice to each instead. But here in the real world we need diplomacy.

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    4. Re:De facto, not preference by Tom · · Score: 1

      He is talking about peoples' perceptions, and the need to be politically savvy when selling OSS to those same people.

      But he's also assuming that they have more to offer us then we have to offer them.

      And that ain't true. They might offer us a business deal worth thousands of dollars, but we offer them software worth several millions.

      It's only because we give it away anyway that they even stand a chance with their "adopt to me, why should I adopt to you?" attitude.

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    5. Re:De facto, not preference by MythMoth · · Score: 1

      That you don't approve of it doesn't make it untrue.

      If you want to get something you usually have to compromise. If you can't stomach the compromise, then you have little choice but to accept that you might not get what you want.

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    6. Re:De facto, not preference by idlemachine · · Score: 1
      If you want to get something you usually have to compromise.

      Like enterprise organisations tolerating 'sandals and ponytails' in exchange for decent software?

    7. Re:De facto, not preference by MythMoth · · Score: 1

      Sure, if they want it badly. So far they don't seem to. So if you're selling OSS it's time to lose the sandals.

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  59. Quote from the movie "Brazil" by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 1

    INTERVIEWER: Deputy minister, what do you believe is behind this recent increase in terrorist bombings?

    HELPMANN: Bad sportsmanship.

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  60. Tuxedo by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    and tails, the natural dress for a penguin promoter.

    Either that or a jumpsuit and a motorcycle helmet.

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  61. Uh... right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Because when I open up a software program, I know the way my first impressions are created is by hunting down the people who wrote that software program (often hiring private investigators to do so) and evaluating their visual appearance.

    In other news, I spent some time as an employee of Sun Microsystems and you know, it's the funniest thing, I was writing commercial, proprietary, closed source software the whole time, but oddly enough I still went to work with a ponytail and birkenstocks on every day. I wonder how that works? Oh, even odder, have you ever seen a picture of Jonathan Schwartz?

    Now, there might be a point here if the object of the advice were to separate the people who create and use open source software from the people who evangelize it to businesses and governments. If the advice were to get some people who wear nice suits to promote the benefits of open source to business suit types in their own language, then that would make a lot of sense. It is indeed quite possible that the public face of open source promoters looks too much like me, the guy who at Sun would have been stuffed in the back room writing the code, whereas the public face of closed source promotion tends to look like Scott McNealy or Johnathan Schwartz (whose hair may be as long as mine, but hey, he cleans up well). I have no personal experience of this; I would imagine that Peter Quinn does. As it is though his advice was quite poorly explained.

  62. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    "On the other hand, people who don't care whether you wear sandals, have a ponytail, are black, white, asian, a woman, or whatever, will come out ahead, because they'll pick stuff that is best, rather than looking to see if it wears Armani suits."
    Okay what you wear is a choice. Your race and gender are not.
    Judging people by their choices is completely logical. Somebody that does the sandal and ponytail thing may make a good developer or do well in RnD. They may not do well as a network admin, CTO, or help desk person. A person that dress how they want and doesn't care about how they look may also not care about being on time, meeting deadlines, following guidelines, or security procedures.
    I don't care what gender or race you are I do care if you show bad judgement and a lack adaptability. Your statment about being shallow is exactly backwards. How someone dresses for an interview shows a lot more about their attitude than there technical skill. Just like if I do see a developer that is wearing a tee shirt, jeans, and a ponytail I don't assume he can code his way out of a wet paper sack.
    How you dress at an interview says a lot about how much effort you will make to fit in and that is important.

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  63. Well ... by s20451 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If nothing else, that picture proves that there is such a thing as the opposite of pornography.

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    1. Re:Well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd always thought of goatse as the opposite of pornography.

    2. Re:Well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What for? A gaping anus probably arouses a certain crowd.

    3. Re:Well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's a rotten thing to say about Microsoft!

    4. Re:Well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, quite accurate.

  64. Marry them... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Then you find out how really evil they are!

    And you still don't learn anything about Linux!

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  65. So, by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 1

    I take it this will be the first "fashion" tag.

  66. Dressing... by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of suits make the mistake of thinking of Linux as a unified market force. It isn't. It's just, for lack of a better term, a technology. Saying that the dress preferences of the people behind Linux are holding it back is like saying that you don't see rocket-powered cars because the rocket scientists look nerdy and wear tape on their glasses causing the car company execs to decide against it. It's just silly. Sometimes Linux is the wrong tool for the job. Sometimes strapping a rocket to a vehicle isn't the best way to get where you're going. Slow adoption ultimately allows for more intelligent deployment and utilization. It's not a race.

  67. Oh and in an alternate reality... by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    The Reichsministry for Information Technology has conducted a study which shows that the adaption of open source software is held back by what is believed to be ungerman behavior of the authors. It is well known that open source programmers are perceived to not display less swastikas in public or even return the German salute either sloppy or hesitate to return it all.

  68. all hail the new king of the editurs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Goddamnit ScuttleMonkey (?!), this is four days early! Pretty slipshod, even for a /. editur.

  69. This just goes to prove... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's gotta be the shoes.

  70. Glad to hear it... by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1
    ...because that means you live in the magical world of People Who Are Not Affected By Layoffs. Unfortunately, most of us (yes, I'm talking about tech geeks here) have to live with the fact that there's always someone who will do the job much more cheaply than we can.

    The fact is that, as a software engineer, your usefulness to a business is only as good as (1) your ability to work with some difficult-to-understand core technology and/or (2) your ability to document business processes. If you can do both (1) and (2), you're set. If you can do (2), you'll do okay creating glorified databases (maybe). If you can't do either, or if (1) no longer becomes valuable (as happened to a Foxpro programming friend of mine), you're hosed.

    I learned this at 28. How you got to 37 not learning this is beyond me.

    1. Re:Glad to hear it... by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

      "The fact is that, as a software engineer, your usefulness to a business is only as good as (1) your ability to work with some difficult-to-understand core technology and/or (2) your ability to document business processes. If you can do both (1) and (2), you're set. If you can do (2), you'll do okay creating glorified databases (maybe). If you can't do either, or if (1) no longer becomes valuable (as happened to a Foxpro programming friend of mine), you're hosed.

      I learned this at 28. How you got to 37 not learning this is beyond me."

      Nowhere in his post he mentions anything about him not knowing (1) or (2). In fact in order for him to retain his job successfully all these years he must be very capable in both. You could argue that he does not know (3) great communication and social skills. I would argue that just because he tells the truth about the useless business admin people (suits who are the first to be laid off btw when sales go bad...) this does not make him an unpleasant to be around worker.

  71. "sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Here we have the age-old clash between the following sets of people.

    set #1
    ------
    1. "sandal and ponytail set"
    2. geek (a.k.a. SlashDotter)
    3. Einstein

    set #2
    ------
    1. "suit and tie"
    2. dumb jock
    3. neo-conservative Republican/Democrat

    Which group of people is more likely to understand technology and its implications for society?

    Look closely at the picture of Einstein at the top of the SlashDot web page. If he had attended public school in straight-laced, suit-and-tie Mississippi in the 1950s, the clean-cut students in the class would have laughed at him, bullied him, and probably lynched him. Just look at Einstein's hair and his goofy personality.

    1. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      As an aside, according to my grandfather Einstein's own father referred to him as a "crazy duck".

    2. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A few problems with this. First of all, being a "geek" doesn't put you in the same league as Einstein. Come back when you've revolutionized a field of science. Second of all, Einstein didn't have a ponytail and his hair, while wild, was not that long. Third of all, Einstein frequently wore a suit and tie, or at least a sweater and tie or a sport coat. Fourth of all, he would have been lynched? Give me a break.

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    3. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by irimi_00 · · Score: 1

      You're using labels to create stereotypes that limit your perception and you don't even know it.

    4. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by oc-beta · · Score: 1

      Wow, you can tell all of that from a single pictuer on slashdot? Awsome.

    5. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by b17bmbr · · Score: 1
      Fourth of all, he would have been lynched?
      hey, this is slashdot, home of hyperbole and exaggeration.
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    6. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by budgenator · · Score: 1
      lynching might not be that farfetched for a jew in Mississippi during the '50's, especialy one who had trouble blending in with main-stream society. A neighboring state, Lousianna had a governor David Duke, who was a KKK Grand Dragon and said durring the '70's said
      "It's really the Jew Marxists who see the nigger as their instrument, as their bullets, by which to destroy our society."- The Sun (Wichita, KS), April 23, 1975
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    7. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by dyoung9090 · · Score: 1

      Oh good god man. Don't post about how we are supposed to look not at a person's dress but at their actions and then give a summary of Einstein based solely on a picture from Slashdot and your own view of how hard his life as a pre-Slashdot Slashdotter must have been.

      I can't remember which college off hand, but didn't he teach at a "straight-laced, suit-and-tie" college full of clean-cut students that didn't lynch him? And didn't he interact with a ton of "straight-laced" fine gents in just about everything he did, from publishing to research to government work? Isn't he the guy famous for always wearing a suit, even though they were all the same style because he didn't want to waste the brain energy?

      Of course, Einstein was theoretically "worth" putting up with. His hair being wild was ok becuase his product was worth more than his haircut. The product many of these sandel-wearers are peddling is not so much. Oh, sure, it may have it's benefits but with Einstein you had a trade off:

      Good: Beyond his time theoretician
      Bad: Wild hair

      But with teh sandel-wearers of this argument the trade-off isn't quite so one sided
      Good: Theoretical benefits to implimenting a system that does what they think their current system can already do.
      Bad: A parasitic tech-division that can't be erased or laid off (yet) because they sold us on this software that only they could fix when something goes wrong, and wait, why can't we do that with what we already have? Oh, and all the other problems (breakign employees of the Microsoft learning curve for some end-user stuff, can't just send teh office manager in to hit reboot when something goes wrong because nobody's sure what that'll do)

      Now, when companies can get someone willing to what the sandal-wearing hippie who can't be replaced becuase he's just so damn good at his job (a) cheaper, (b) faster, (c) in "the company spirit" (meaning dressed with some self-respect, willing to help his fellow co-workers instead of looking down at them for not knowing how to Mozillafox while cc'ing a distro of Buntutu) they'll say "hmm... well Larry's done the work OK so far but, well, I think John can do it better/cheaper/faster/with a better fit"

      You're ignoring the fact that the article is using "the look" (ie, sandals and ponytails) to evoke a certain stereotype of worker. It's not saying that people with ponytails and sandals are bad workers, just that "you know... that type of guy... the hippie type" is a type of mindset that is harmful to the movement. It's the same way when you're talking about corporate structure you say a "suit and tie" kind of description, and when you're talking about the American youth you might use a Good Charlotte description (if the year were 2005) or talk about "the shaggy-haired iPod wearing bastards."

      And whether the sandal and ponytail set will admit it or not, they have thier own preconceptions. They're not going to go to the doctor with his ears distended to his jaw line, and they probably wouldn't like being stuck on a project with MC Jazzy Jahsay who's got on more metal than the server.

      As for your list, I would shutter to think of your preconceptions. I would rather have a suit-and-tie set do focus groups and research and say "here's something interesting that's just taking off... lets throw money at it and see if it catches fire" (ie, the foundation of the internet and everything from Amazon to Ebay) than to have a Slashdotter (at least hte one your list conjures up for me) bust into my office and say "Dude! I just saw on freshmeat this new paleoraid-dashboard-torrent-wiki that would look so shagged if we implement it!" "What's it do?" "It parses the binhex-numerology through Seti@home to project a poly-linear gateway for overclocking, and it might cut down on server load according to Bob who tried it on an office of 3 and doesn't have to babysit it any more."

      I would also like to have the dumb-jock who knows that if he doesn't meet the standards of the rest of the team, he's likely to

    8. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell man 28 states had KKK governors at the same time ince upon a time. NO shit.

    9. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      I can't remember which college off hand, but didn't he teach at a "straight-laced, suit-and-tie" college full of clean-cut students that didn't lynch him?

      I guess he left the University of Berlin before they got a chance.

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    10. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      That's the funny thing about American schools. You can tell exactly what's going to happen to a particular person there based only on their appearance, because that's all that matters there.

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    11. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by hackstraw · · Score: 1


      From what I remember, Einstein had four white shirts and four pairs of pants that were the same color.

    12. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1
      Einstein frequently wore a suit and tie, or at least a sweater and tie or a sport coat.

      And he was known to have gone on at least one trip where he forgot his clothes, and a coat... he just didn't think about bringing them. His hosts had to get him some spares. It was noted that his second wife often was the one who helped him 'get it together'. Dressed properly etc. and pointed him in the right direction in social situations (in fact, she often ran interferance for him... would talk to people/fans/reporters/etc. so he would not have to). Of course in math and physics he charted his own course. But he was usually involved in this kind of thinking, societal thinking came second. Combing his hair, shaving, dressing in style... they weren't as important to him it seemed. At least from the biography I read.

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    13. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I told you a million times... we DON'T exaggerate on /.

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    14. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      But some of them sure tried.

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    15. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by airjrdn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn, how freaking old are you?

    16. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we all know that Berlin Germany was the most culturally tolerant of countries at the time.

    17. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      In my opinion, many ponytailed geeks have much better looks than Einstein. While I'm not questioning that Einstein was a genius, I think he had an awful sense of style, even with a suit and a relatively (pun intended) short hair.

      IMHO, it's possible for a man to dress really well without a suit, and to dress really badly with a suit. Many men have this twisted impression that a suit in itself guarantees good and 'professional' looks, and it's simply not true. It's in fact quite hard to make a suit look outstandingly good.

      For example, I think the blue IBM suit looks awful on most men, if only for the simple fact that certain face and hair colors require 'warm' tones on clothing to make a nice combination.

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    18. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      Except that by the 1950's lynching was just about dead (pun intended) in the United States. A lynching of a white man by that time was unheard of.

      Perhaps Einstein would not have been accepted in the post-plantation society, but the chance of him being lynched was far less than the chance of being killed by lightning.

      I searched high and low for a single example of a white man lynched in Mississippi in the 1950's. I could not find any. Do you have any examples to cite?

      Or is it just your own prejudice that makes you believe that the Klan (and others) has far more power than it really does?

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    19. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by hey! · · Score: 1

      Damn, how freaking old are you?

      Newton always went around with ink on his cuffs. Half the reason the Continent backed Leibnitz was that they couldn't abide Sir Isaac's slovenly habits. We used to beg him for the love of sweet Jesu to shave: he thought nothing of showing up at Royal Society meetings with his actual hair peeking out at the edges of his periwig.

      Archimedes, now. He had only one pair of worn out sandles and a ratty old toga which he never bothered to change or wash. It's a good thing he spent so much time in the bath. Even so he stank worse than a wet goat unless we saw him heading to the bath and snuck in to throw the wretched rag in after him.

      And Ogg-The-Wheel-Builder ... Oh, don't get me started.

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    20. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by dwpro · · Score: 1

      I'm not certain how important his overall appearance was to him, but I remember in the biography I read that he did shave, always. Without shaving cream. Once, someone gave him some, and he used it up but never got another bottle. A minimalist to a fault.

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    21. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      My mom met Einstein several times. She's in her 60's, so it's not hard to imagine someone on /. having had similar experiences.

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    22. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by charlie_vernacular · · Score: 1

      Check out this page of photographs of Albert Einstein. When he developed his theory of relativity, he was in his twenties, and you will see that in the picture that shows him as a young man, he is dressed conventionally. He worked in a patent office at the time. His 'mad scientist' persona coincided with the ever-increasing media profile that came with the immense fame that followed his discoveries.

      Here's the link.

      http://www-history.mcs.st-andrews.ac.uk/PictDispla y/Einstein.html

    23. Re:"sandal and ponytail set" vs. "suit and tie" by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Lousianna had a governor David Duke, who was a KKK Grand Dragon and said durring the '70's"

      You might want to check your facts....DD was never elected governor....He only ran, and was defeated by Edwin Edwards. EE, sure he was a crook...but, not assoc. with the KKK.

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  72. dress code?? by buhatkj · · Score: 1

    this just in:
    Working for dress-code-obsessed nazis discovered to be significant cause of stress in people under 30.

    story at 11!

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  73. It's obvious.... by Uncle+Warthog · · Score: 1

    That this is Mr. Quinn's way of thanking the open-source community for all of the hard work done on open-source software and open standards such as ODF. I'd hate to see how he treats the creators of software and standards he doesn't like....

  74. Long hair is useful by RoboSpork · · Score: 1

    Long hair makes a great social filter. With long hair I find that all of the people I do not want to interact with avoid me. All of the people I would like to interact with are more forthcoming (think girls). Professionally I havent felt hindered at all by it, and I work for a very large enterprise software company.

    Hmm, then again, I am always passed up for recruiting at career fairs, ohhh what a shame that is.

  75. Heard this 20 years ago .... by taniwha · · Score: 1
    My boss used to make me wear a suit when we did Usenix/Uniforums back in the mid 80s, finally he twigged to the fact that no-one would take me seriously at a Unix trade show dressed like that. As you said 'you dress for your audience' - wear a suit and you might not be taken seriously

    In general people used to make the same claim back then - well it was more like 'you have to wear a suit like those IBM sales people' - and now look at all those IBM guys, they're the ones with beards and sandals

  76. That's right dress code matter much by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1
    Look at all these Enron, Nortel, Tyco, MCI and others CEOs. All these fine men/women are well dressed and they got so much trust from the investors they were able to steal many billion dollars.

    No doubt, the dress code matter much.

    It's easier to "judge" a product by the dress code of the users than by its real technical value.

    Laziness rules the world!

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  77. Damn Straight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Long haired freaky people need not apply.
    No dreadlocks,
    no rastafari!

    ~~ I think it was Pluto Shervington doing a cover of Five Man Electric Band's, Signs.

  78. Let's look at real survey results. by PengoNet · · Score: 1

    Linux is already widely adopted, except on the desktop.

    If you want proper surveys, instead of one guy's opinion, have a look at OSDL Desktop Linux Client Survey (pdf) which will tell you:

    Top inhibitors of Linux desktop adoption:
    *Application support
    *Peripheral support
    *End user training

    See also:
    Linux adoption

    Peter Galaxy.

  79. Works both ways, too. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd gotten unsolicited offers at trade conference visits before (when I was casually dressed). But the first time I came out to Silicon Valley for a deliberate job hunt I caved in to my 'ol dad's suggestion and wore a suit to interviews. I didn't get a single offer on that trip.

    Don't know what happened at most of 'em, but I later heard that, at one place, everybody was impressed by my tech prowess and wanted to hire me - except one key guy who was SO offended by my suit that he flat-out refused to work in the same company with me, strictly because of it.

    Know your audience. B-)

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    1. Re:Works both ways, too. by radarsat1 · · Score: 1

      I think the best approach to the job interview situation is this: I wear a shirt & tie. (Don't have a jacket actually though I'd wear one if I had one.) But I wear it in a sort of way that says... "I'm wearing this for the interview but I'm obviously very uncomfortable here and not used to it at all. My first day here I'll be in a t-shirt, don't you worry." Seems to give a good impression: relaxed, but willing to bend over and take it if necessary...

    2. Re:Works both ways, too. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      But I took the duit coat off first thing when I got there and saw nobody else - not even the "suits" were wearing suits. Didn't help.

      Turns out in Silicon Valley at the time (mid '80s) the T-shirt-and-shorts crowd was quite convinced that anybody who would wear a tie at all was not up to snuff - even if they were from an area where it was mandatory.

      (I'd been doing SW in the auto industry, where there was a strict dress code separation between the salaried and the unionized hourly personnel. Software was "engineering" - wear a suit, dress shirt, and tie, drop the coat at the office but the tie stays on even in the plant. Stay away from rotating machinery and keep your hands off it - a guy in a tie touching certain things was cause for union greviance or even a walkout.)

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  80. Vested, huh? by turbopunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    formidable opposition from vested interests

    Ok, just tell all the people in sandals and ponytails to all wear vests . . .

    On second thought, I've seen people in sandals and ponytails wear vests. There is generally no shirt under the vest.

    1. Re:Vested, huh? by frankm_slashdot · · Score: 1

      you really need to stop looking at slideshows from my families bbq'ss... hahaha. that vest was a gift. i swear!!

    2. Re:Vested, huh? by thc69 · · Score: 1

      I wear sandals AND a vest, but luckily for you, I always manage to wear at least a T-shirt under my vest. If I try to grow a ponytail, however, the best I can do is a fr0, so I just keep my hair short.

      I wear my sandals all year, even while shoveling snow. I wish there were actively ventilated shoes.

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  81. Quick tutorial for software buyers: by jpmattia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Quick tutorial for software buyers:
    Jacket and ties are signs that too much of a software company's resources are being spent on clothing.
    Sandals and ponytails are signs of software you should pursue.
    Pretty simple really.

  82. nice pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "vested" interests. heh heh.

  83. Something to it by LiquidEdge · · Score: 0

    There might be something to all of this. Maybe this set who considers themselves elite programmers/coders/sysadmins/whatevers *want* the OSS stuff to be somewhat difficult to use. A barrier to entry to keep the not-as-intelligent-as-me crowd out of what they're doing. A little job security because they're the only ones that understand it. It's no wonder that everytime an easy-to-use distro comes out it's quickly lambasted by every Command Line Loving FreeBSD guru. There's a lot more to it than just the look, it's the entire attitude that hurts it from taking off.

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  84. Everybody is focusing on the wrong by AnonymousPrick · · Score: 1
    issue that he brought up.

    FTFA: Quinn also blamed the leaders of technology departments for not communicating the benefits of open-source software to their businesses effectively.

    That's the issue. The whole dress thing is just his little hang-up.

    I've gotton the blank look from the bosses when I've mentioned switching to F/OSS. This article has a great reason: being able to transfer documents to different applicatons and systems. What we need is more reasons.

    How about a F/OSS sales pitch/reasons to use/why are you using it document on SourceForge?

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  85. not so far off topic by micromuncher · · Score: 1

    Most fortune 500 companies still have restrictive dress codes. My IT job requires I not wear jeans, t-shirts, sweats, or otherwise look "unprofessional."

    'course I argue as I am usually not in the face of clients, since when do my clothes affect my work or ability to work?

    "The man" argues that my colleagues won't take me seriously.

    Hell, "the man" doesn't take the female engineer down the hall seriously. Why can't I wear shorts? She can wear a skirt. Guess I could wear a skirt.

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  86. Talk about an over simplification! by John+Whorfin · · Score: 1

    Where I work our OSS hating Windows and Solaris admins are fscking slobs. I mean, damn, the ass crack on those fat bastards would put your average plumber to shame.

    I OTOH wear Dockers and generally dress in "business casual" (unless it's storming, then the (nice, clean) bluejeans come out)) and where I work am esentially an OSS martyr. My peers think OSS (often just called "freeware") is worthless, amatuer crap (even though it powers the core of so many of our commercial systems).

    No, what's holding back OSS in my neck of the woods is fear, simple as that. You see any idiot can call Microsoft or Sun when a server isn't behaving. If it's Debian or OpenBSD you have to do something radical... you have to think.

  87. But post-singularity by Cybert14 · · Score: 1

    We'll all be customizable, and looking one particular way will take no more work.

  88. Yep, boardroom follies by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    In a galaxy close nearby, not too long ago, I got a consulting gig at a BIG accounting firm. They wanted to learn about that new thing "the Web". They wanted me to talk to the big guys. I was herded into the private elevator to the penthouse level. From there we went into your proverbial executive meeting room, with the marble tile, drapes, long oval mahogany table.

    The big cheeses kinda listened to me, but not too closely. They asked some really dumb, impossible to answer questions, then I was nearly frog-marched out of there. The problem? I wasnt wearing a suit. I knew everything they wanted to learn, but I didnt look like what they associated with "competence".

    They stiffed me on my fee until I threatened legal action.

  89. Full Article by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Addendum to article, before editorial cuts:

    Quinn went on to further add that there were too many 'colored' people and 'orientals' working on open source for it to ever be viable in the market. "I mean, really", he mused, "I can see these people doing manual labor, like railroad work, but software development? Please!"

    This guy would have fit in well in the 1930's, where it was acceptable to judge people in broad sweeping strokes. To suggest that all open source devs are granola eating hippies is no different than saying blacks are criminals, blonde women are dumb, and polish people are stupid.

    Hey, Quinn eat some of your own crap - You are just like all other worthless white CEOs: Stupid, overpaid, and probably a thief just waiting for the SEC to blink so you can rob everyone blind.

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  90. If God had hair, it would be long. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hot diggity! Finally us long-haired men are getting the recognition we deserve in the press, as the way it was meant to be.

    On another, less strange note, I've found the computing industry far more accepting of the casual ponytail/sandals attire, and in many cases helps you to judge the appropriate nerd status for said individual.

  91. Lots of funny comments... by ElboRuum · · Score: 1

    But they all say either one of two things and both are true, too bad they are at cross purposes.

    1) Iconoclasm and a dissatisfaction with the status quo (with purpose) is what created Linux into what it is. As such, in the context of development it is a prime mover in the community and keeps it a powerful creative force.

    2) Businesses do look at professionalism when making decisions, and they decide what professionalism means. Today it means that the interface with the end user must project that professionalism which means suit and tie. Someone mentioned about how some of those with their hands on the IT purse strings are impressed by the dissheveled geek mystique, but I would really question how often this is really true.

    The fact is that the business world operates quite a bit off of appearances, maybe more than we'd all like, but if you want widespread Linux acceptance, you're playing on their court. No one's asking a Linux developer to trade in the ability to dress him/herself (or lack thereof) or attend his/her own hygiene any more or less than previously, but if you want to make inroads to the commercial desktop, you've got to play the game a little.

    Sell out or buy in... call it what you will... I call it necessary for the promulgation of Linux to commercial desktop acceptance.

  92. New England Suits by PineHall · · Score: 1

    I think this depends on where in the USA you are. I think it is California Casual versus New England Suits. Out West we dress less formal, but back East formal is required.

  93. the blame game by nuzak · · Score: 1

    > In particular, Quinn blames the 'sandal and ponytail set' for sluggish adoption of Linux by businesses and governments.

    Huh. Me, I blame ineffectual state bureaucrats. Know any, mister former CIO?

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  94. Ponytail? check. Sandals? check. by jonathan_95060 · · Score: 1

    I happen to be, at this very moment, sporting a ponytail and wearing sandals (no socks) reading slashdot here at work (a well known network equipment company in silicon valley) as I wait for a build to finish.

    My boss doesn't have a ponytail but I have seen him wearing sandals on many an occasion.

  95. There And Back Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a 10 year long ponytail wearing geek who recently went short-haired and is on his way back to long hair, this strikes close to home. Why am I going back again? Turns out it was an easy filter for biggots like this guy. With short hair, people who never gave me the time of day were "really nice". I don't need those people in my life. As to the story, change the perception of people, don't conform to them.

  96. Partly due to dot.com attitude by ScottLindner · · Score: 1

    It's not all about class. A lot of it has to do with the lingering dot.com attitude. I work with a lot of dot.com'ers that got all of their experience from companies that failed. They still come in like anything we're doing is old school, and clearly the wrong way to do it, and everything they are doing is the only way to do it. I'm open minded and see the value to wise application of Open Source in development and deployment, but the heavy push for Open Source adoption is mostly coming from computer nerds that all have come from dot.coms that have failed. That's not a comforting message to clients and management.

    A little professionalism and consideration for wise use might be good for everyone in this industry.

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  97. An economic analysis... by Mingco · · Score: 1

    If the brilliant insight of this man is true, then why limit ourselves to just the OpenSource community? Certainly, they may benefit the most, but if they benefit at all, then who *wouldn't* benefit?

    All we need to do to improve the economy of the United States is to buy everyone suits and ties and give them haircuts. Bush can initiate this sort of "dot-com-fashionate conservative" economic reform.

    Furthermore, with our worldwide lead in fancy suits, we can further reinvest our profits into fancier suits and more expensive haircuts so that our global competition has no chance to ever catch our groove! Meanwhile, the rest of the international community is foolishly investing in education, infrastructure, and technology when they ain't never gonna be all that, baby.

  98. Ponytails do not a reason make by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    to avoid Open Source.

    That's like refusing to buy Sushi from people who understand freshness, cleanliness, and how to keep the food preparation surfaces shiny.

    Besides, all the hot g1r1s have ponytails ...

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  99. Ob. Homer Simpson by AnonymousPrick · · Score: 1

    MMmmmmmmm, Twinkies and Beer! Hghulbhglubhglubhglubhglubhglubhglub....

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  100. Sandals and pony tails are free (as in beer) by Skapare · · Score: 1

    ... but the suit and tie will cost you extra. Businessmen speak of "money motivated people". Offer enough money to motivate me.

    Hey, you can get Linux from companies like IBM, with suit and tie on the sales people and even the consultants that come in to play sysadmin for you. So what's the issue?

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  101. What? by xnot · · Score: 1

    If anything, the corporate community should learn something from this. Dressing like a "professional" doesn't make you a "perfessional". It just makes you a boring suit that has no imagination or creativity. (I'm reminded of the classic "Lemmings" commercial apple put out to describe IBM bots just doing the same old boring thing day in and day out.)

    Maybe that's what the corporate world wants. But the smaller, faster companies know that putting their key producers in little cubicals and crippling their imagination also cripples their productivity. What, haven't people learned anything yet from Google's "al of you can spend this X amount of time per day just having fun doing your own project" strategy?

    Immediately, the corporate world should put in these standards:
    1) No dress code. Business attire is reserved for "serious" presetation meetings or other times when respect need to be demonstrated. (Literally people should have lockers at work and change into "uniform" when necessary. Otherwise they should be left alone.)

    2) Repeated breaks throughout the day. The standard 30 minute lunch break is just pathetic. People are burned out because they work to much, and they are burned out because the mind needs constant breaks in state in order to assimilate and learn new information.

    3) People should be able to take a nap during the midday slump when body temperature goes down (see circadian rhythm - i.e. your "body clock")

    4) The cubical should die and people should be forced to interact personally much more then they do now. Kill the 5 hours a day spent on the computer (unless you are in an IT job)

    5) The workplace should be filled to the brim with high energy rituals and events. People work better when they are in high energy states. Anything which ads negative energy to the workplace environment should be removed.

    6) "Nature" should be added. More sunlight, more water, more natural sounds. This immediately relaxes people and again, puts them in an optimal state of free flowing productivity.

    I would say the number one reason why the US has fallin behind in technology is a failure to understand how to properly create an optimal environment for people to work in. "Work" should not be work at all- it should be fun. If it's not fun, then people are going to be doing their best, and getting people doing their best should be the major focus of every company.

  102. Open Source Pragmatist by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

    Call me pragmatic, but I've always evaluated technology on its suitability to the task and rather it accomplishes my goals (price, support, stability, security, documentation, language du jour, whatever), unless I have specific moral objections to the supplier (CEO eats third-world children for desert, and buying said product would give him funds to import eight more children, etc.) Otherwise, if my component was written by Nepalese nudists but it was free, full-featured, stable, and fast, I'll take it. I don't care who wrote it, as long as it works for me.

    Those who procure technology based on what color Armani suit the sales guy wore are going to wind up buying overpriced junk. Those who fairly judge technology on its merits and suitability to an application will succeed. Eventually group 1 will catch on once they see the example of group 2.

  103. Big foot by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
    Hey -- where's the big foot? He is joking, right? Right guys?

    Because if government officials were this idiotic, there'd be no hope.

  104. smell not looks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. I don't really care what you look like as long as you can do the job quickly and proficiently and respectfully. But I do care if you reek. Co-workers who offend either by BO or by stinking the place up with perfumes, colognes, booze, smoke, totally piss me off. Jeezus, take a shower for christsake. I might even rather work with a less competent non-stinkin tech than a perfectly dressed dork who smells of cologne, or some perfume, smoke, etc.

  105. Tribal Affiliation by gregor-e · · Score: 1
    You can rant all you want about how shallow people are for pre-judging a product based on the appearance of the preseneter, but it's a simple fact of human nature - we are far more likely to trust people from our own tribe. The first thing we use to judge "us" or "them" categorization is appearance, followed by sound, mannerisms and even smell.

    Bottom line - if you want to play their game on their field, wear their dammned uniform. (Oh, and use the same postures, hand gestures, idioms and aftershave).

  106. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by rhakka · · Score: 1

    It is, if you're trying to hire sycophants. Personally, I like my hires to have some individuality and creativity. How they dress, either way, says nothing about this to me. A short interview, however, can tell quite a lot. Being personable is important. I guess if you don't have that, you probably need to dress to mask it rather than call attention to it. Camoflauge?

  107. The state of dress, casual or professional by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it's a good thing to remember that ties and folded down shirt collars used to be the sign of drug users, rebels, and layabouts, in earlier times.

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    1. Re:The state of dress, casual or professional by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1

      And only men wore wigs and stockings.

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    2. Re:The state of dress, casual or professional by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      don't forget high heels - originally, men wore high heels.

      so i don't see why pony tails and sandals matter or are a bad image for Open Source in the 21st century - ties are dead here in Seattle anyway.

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    3. Re:The state of dress, casual or professional by ameoba · · Score: 1

      ties are dead here in Seattle anyway

      That's _almost_ enough to get me to move back.

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    4. Re:The state of dress, casual or professional by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      well, it still rains, so ties or not, Seattle's not the best.

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  108. Bosses perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a tech guy and I come to work everyday in dress clothes. Not a suit but decent pants not jeans, and a button up shirt with a tie. I am not at all uncomfortable in what I wear and I bought it cheap.

    I used to do the T-Shirt and jeans thing but I am way happier not having to fight my boss on the issue and not hearing the jealous harrasment of my co-workers. Why go out of your way to fight it? As for quality of my work it is the same if I wear a suit or a T-Shirt.

    If some guys in the office should have to IE. Sales and other assorted executives then so should everyone else. If you choose not then you are breaking the rules of your company do not expect them to be happy about it. Who wants a employee who still thinks he is in grade school and can rebel whenever he so chooses without repercussion.

  109. Missing the point by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I may get flamed for this but it seems that many of the posters are missing the point Peter Quinn is trying to get across. He used the "sandal and ponytail set" as a figure of speech, trying to point out that many of the open source advocates need have a more professional appearance AND be business-savvy. He wasn't really talking about some programmers locked up in an office somewhere programming, as this applies more to people who are visible. For example, if there's a sales meeting full of suits and the presenter is in a t-shirt, jeans, and "sandal and ponytail set", do you honestly think the suits will take the presenter seriously? Sure, in an idea world, no one will "judge a book my its cover" but this is not really different that a good looking jerk having better chances with the girls than no-go-gook looking nice guy.

    Quinn also blamed the leaders of technology departments for not communicating the benefits of open-source software to their businesses effectively.

    He has another valid point here. Just look at the posts on Slashdot. It seems that many here think that posting insults and profanities makes them look smarter than they really are. Picture this in your head:

    Slashdotter (S): Dude, you really should switch to Linux.
    Business Guy (BG): Why should we need to do that? Every Dell we buy already comes with a copy of Windows.
    S: M$ is an evil empire and they kick puppies.
    BG: That MS sales guy sure seemed nice to me.
    S: Only morons like you fall for their shit. I know this because I'm so smart.
    BG: I don't see why I need to listen to someone that's insulting me but Windows run fine and all of my clients use Office.
    S: OMG! It's motherfuckers like you and your idiot clients that enabled M$ to retain its power. You guys all need to fucking die because to are just too stupid. In fact, the sheer number of cuss words that I used just proves how smart I am.

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    1. Re:Missing the point by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
      You guys all need to fucking die because to are just too stupid.

      I can vouch for this response. It even features a typo!

  110. Peter Quinn not taken seriously, news at 11... by capsteve · · Score: 1

    Peter Quinn, are you smoking crack again?
    what makes you think the "ponytails and sandals set" is cramping linux adoption?
    maybe if you wouldn't wear such hideous ties, people might start believing you...

    take a look at a bell labs publicity photo of UNIX inventors dennis ritchie and ken thompson working at a pdp-11 console(a paper console at that!)... if the room they were working in wasn't so cold, they'd probably be wearing sandals! and shorts! and drinking lot's of yoohoo!!!

    shhh... they were in the process of growing their ponytails when they took this photo, but don't tell peter, or he will call unix a frivolous operating system.

    in all seriousness mr. quinn, i think you need to wake up. suits and ties and "appropriate dress" isn't going to make a difference in linux adoption. linux and open source technology will/will not be adopted for a variety of reasons: existing technology, legacy systems, budget, skill set, vendors, etc. dress code is probably not even a blip on the radar of consideration.

      just a thought, but maybe if you had a ponytail, you might have made more headway with your open document initiative... government people would have looked at you and thought "hmmm, ponytail, sandals, tech-talk... he must know what he's talking about!"

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  111. buy me a suit!!! by lkcl · · Score: 1

    so give me some friggin money, i'll go get a bath,
    cut me hair, buy a suit, shoes, get a life _and_
    still write better code than the dicks who take
    thousands or millions of dollars to tell you jack shit!

  112. The Real Resistance by rtb61 · · Score: 1
    A lot of the resistance comes from those who struggle to keep up to date. The abandonment of their existing knowledge and having to learn new methods is a real struggle for them. I have dealt with them in the past, cobol experts who become computer salesman after top paying carreers because they did not keep up.

    The dress code for computer geeks relates to the kind of people they are and the willingness, nay desire, to keep up to date with latest in computer technology. The requirement for each four days of work you need to maintain a day of education still holds true. Why should geeks change their behaviour because they did the education and like Linux.

    If you want a suit go to IBM, where you will get Linux with a tie. You can also go with Novell, and you will get a peguin in a penguin suit. Red hat I am also sure will provide you exactly the kind of corporate reassurance that a lot of people are looking for.

    Go to your friendly neighbourhood computer geek and you will get your casual dressing, casual attitude, friendly neighbourhood computer geek. It just happens that Linux is the operating system of choice for your friendly neighbourhood computer geek, nothing more nothing less.

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  113. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Insightful
    On the other hand, people who don't care whether you wear sandles, have a ponytail, are black, white, asian, a woman, or whatever, will come out ahead, because they'll pick stuff that is best, rather than looking to see if it wears Armani suits.


    If only people were that objective.

    The truth is that, as a salesman, you have to play to your audience and different audiences have different requirements - in essence you sell yourself along with a product. This doesn't always mean a suit, but you are conforming yourself to your audience.

    If a business suit might level the playing field where your potential clients take you that much more seriously, while someone who shows up in stained T-shirk and slack will have to have a product that is that much more better to be taken seriously, why even risk it?

    You see it everyday, in how consumers pick products. Usually, lets say in electronics, the more polished products get more serious consideration. Something that looks slapped together or superficialy cheap/chintzy is either not taken seriously or has to be sold cheaper - even if the functionality is better.

    If you really like to believe that people are so objective to look past the superficial, I suggest you put some research into "packaging..."
  114. East Coast vs West Coast Attitudes by Vicissidude · · Score: 1

    The idea of over-dressing for work, and generally all occasions, is definitely an east-coast attitude. The west coast is well known for dressing down. That's why IBM in New York is famous for the blue suit while Microsoft in Washington state is known for jeans and t-shirts. These attitudes extend beyond business too. I had to argue with my wife, who is from Connecticut, that coming to a birthday party in Seattle in jeans was perfectly acceptable. She just couldn't imagine coming in anything less than a dress.

    The best way to dress is in the manner of employees already at the company. Put on that suit when you visit IBM. But, you better leave that 3-piece suit at home to be taken seriously at Microsoft.

    1. Re:East Coast vs West Coast Attitudes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bush is a crook."

      What did you expect from what a friend of mine calls "The Bush Crime Family".

  115. Mea culpa by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Mea culpa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You really like to hear yourself talk, eh Nelson?

    2. Re:Mea culpa by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      No, I like to hear other people talk about me .... thanks!

      (no, you can't win this argument; give up before I taunt you again.)

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  116. This isn't about dress code by The+Waxed+Yak · · Score: 1

    What I took from the article was that it is more about mind-set. Software has to serve a purpose, and in the business world it has to serve a business purpose. (Wow, what a concept.) We geeks tend to look at things from a "Wow, that's cool!" perspective. I say we because I am a software developer myself.

    In the business world "cool" doesn't cut it. I'm an independant consultant, and one of the things that has made my business wildly successful is my cognitive dissonance between what is cool/good and what solves the customer's problems.

    Whenever I take on a new contract, I immediately begin trying to work OSS solutions in. My development platform of choice is Java on Linux, using Tomcat as the application server behind LVS. I immediately try to get the customer to understand that the money they will save on software licenses will be much more than they have to spend on additional hardware. (Tomcat is great, but it does need a bit more hardware in the enterprise environment.)

    Next is where the difference lies: If the customer can't accept my OSS platform requirements, I just work around them. The "sandals-and-ponytail" mentality tends to be one of "OSS or bust", whereas I will use whatever technology the customer ends up dictating that I use. But I don't stop there.

    By having advocated a (largely) OSS platform, I can then point out to customers how these tools would have saved them the headaches they encounter later in the project, had we been allowed to use them. I do this tactfully, because my end goal is an incremental integration of OSS tools.

    To sum things up, my business approach is:
    1) Solve the business problem, regardless of the tools.
    2) Solve the problems caused by proprietary tools using OSS tools, and make sure the customer knows who/what their savior was.

    One of my current contracts is 100% MS, and is rabidly ANTI-OSS. I'm making headway with them, slowly but surely, and making a bunch of money while I do it.

    We all just need to think on a smaller scale. Not just "change one customer at a time," but instead "change one tool for a customer at a time." It is a war of attrition, and in the end we will win.

    p.s. I have had the rare customer who says "I don't care what you use, just build BLAHBLAHBLAH." They're my favorites, and get a preferential billing rate.

  117. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by ditoa · · Score: 1

    Unfortunatly they don't always come out ahead. You see while your company may be better, you might not get hired for that big contract because of how your staff dress. Its not fair but its how things work. You see most managers are not techies and most managers are smart, infact I would go so far as to say very smart. If a manager isn't smart it can put other smart managers off, they start to think "hmm I hope he works better than he dresses". This causes the manager to pick the smart guy/company/whatever over the scruffy guy. Its not always true but it is in most cases. The number of very talented people I have seen turned down for jobs because of how they dressed (just for the interview in most cases) is shocking. And not just in one company! Its unfortunate but its the way the world works.

  118. Curious phenomenon by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

    It's interesting to note the bewilderment in the Linux community over why people outside aren't embracing Linux with open arms. They try to find all kinds of explanations: Microsoft FUD, the ignorance of managers, paid shills writing negative comments in the press, and now prejudice about how open source developers dress. Anything but looking at Linux itself. 10 years ago I installed Linux on a PC for the first time in my life and it was an exciting moment. Now, however, I'm forced to use Linux at work. The landscape has changed over the last decade and I have no difficulty understanding why people don't want to adopt Linux without looking to sociology for explanations.

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  119. It's not clothes by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    It's about age.

    The underlying social issue here is that the suits were educated and got most of their business experience before computers came into common use. Things like dress code and the idea that business and technology are antithetical are nothing more than glorified generation gap. And I'm being charitable to put it that way - another way of looking at it would be age discrimination.

    This is why I keep my hair cut and styled such that the maximum amount of grey is visible. Dyeing out my grey hair would be murder to my credibility with customers and vendors. On more than one occasion I've been selected as the tech representative for my department explicitly for that reason (and have been told so).

    Don't kid yourselves, kids. It's us vs. them. The good news, however, is that this is a self correcting problem.

    1. Re:It's not clothes by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "The underlying social issue here is that the suits were educated and got most of their business experience before computers came into common use."

      You sure about that? I'm mid-career, and I've watched a whole generation of suits come and go... They got fresh meat.

      I see a more pointed issue. The technical people who think they are such rock stars, rarely manage to find themselves in positions of decision making authority. There are reasons why tech folks are always complaining about "PHB's", and it's *not* just because PHB's are oldskool.

      There appears to be much more to it than that.

      Still, you can always find some tech person who will tell you his boss, and his boss, etc., are all morons. That superior intelligence never seems to translate into increased authority, though. Why don't you ever read about someone who used his brain, and his superior productivity, and his personal investment in the enterprise, to get himself into a position where he made the decisions about things like software choices and dress codes?

      This is something that really bothers me, and I happen to be one of those long-haired, sandal-wearing hippies. But I don't behave as if I'm entitled to anything -- I happen to have created a product that made my employer a lot of money, and the relaxed attitude is one of the ways they show respect for my contribution *and* for my individuality. Respect is earned, not taken for granted.

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  120. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

    In fact the only problem I see is business people being influenced by irrelevant factors like OSS developers' dress code instead of concentrating on the strength and weaknesses of OSS adoption.

    Decision based on appearance is prejudice. I'd expect a successful businessman to make a profitable deal with a hippy, rather than discarding an opportunity because of a prejudice.

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  121. jesus had a ponytail and sandals too by capsteve · · Score: 1, Insightful

    guess business people won't take jesus seriously now.

    please disregard the son of god, he's lying.
    there is no salvation, it's just some ponytailed-sandal-wearing-freak, waxing poetically.

    instead, listen to the religious leaders who are appropriately dressed. only those who have a clean presentation can provide the truth. and don't forget, you get what you pay for. so it should be expensive too.

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  122. Freeze!! This is the music Police! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Long haired freaky people need not apply.

    You owe us a license fee for using that line from the 1971 hit "Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band

    Pay up or face your demise...muwahhaha!!!...

  123. The Real Reason for the slow adoption of GNU/Linux by Jastiv · · Score: 0

    The real reason for the slow adoption of GNU/Linux is the RTFM wanabee hacker crowd that hangs out in places like linux.com scaring newbies away with comments like "if you don't want to learn go back to windows" If we did not have them, then adoption would go much faster.

  124. A bit off-topic, but... by The-Bus · · Score: 1

    A lot of complaints here says something along these lines: "If Business Woman #2 picks XYZ Corp's product over mine just because I wear shorts, she's in for a world of hurt! Their product sucks!"

    In this case, we have every right complain about Business Woman #2 and her choice to pick someone who was incompentent but in a suit vs. someone competent in chinos and sandals. It's too bad she has those views.

    But you know what? We all lose.

    Saying "I shouldn't care about my appearance" is always going to hold someone back. Even if you made small improvements, you'd be surprised at the new, different (better, even?) treatment you will get.

    What if dress was the only thing standing between you and a $15,000/yr promotion? What if your haircut was the only thing standing between you being involved with a project or being project lead on something?

    The fact of the matter is that an immaculately dressed idiot is not going to fool anybody. But, if you're already good at what you do, and adding a bit of "professionalism" can get you to the next level, you're only doing yourself a disservice by not taking advantage of it. Don't go overboard, just go up one or two notches. If you wear a t-shirt, wear a polo or collared shirt. If you wear a collared shirt, wear a loose tie and sports jacket.

    And finally, the idea that by putting on a tie you lose your individuality is ridiculous; it implies you let your apparel define who you are.

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  125. Hells Angels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the most feared gangs, with a cadre of lawyers who always dress to kill in court. You play the part in the game of life when on stage and dress in your robe when at home.

    1. Re:Hells Angels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the lawyers are hired, not because they are members of the gang who are dressed differently to represent themselves in court.

      Your comment has no meaning.

  126. Presentation skills are also a problem by ditoa · · Score: 1

    The hardest part for companies regarding OSS isn't just their presentation as a person its also their presentation of the product. A lot of the time companies want the supplier to come in, do a nice powerpoint presentation of their product and chat with the tech guys. Its very hard to do that with OSS and even when you can most of the time their presentations are awful. You can tell its been rushed and they don't know how to present anything. Now they are software developers and not marketing guys and that is part of the problem. OSS still needs to be "sold" to the company. Now internal techs can push to get an OSS tool used, lord knows I have tried a lot. I have had some successes but also a lot of knock backs. The company doesn't feel all that comfortable with ME trying to sell ANOTHER COMPANIES product. They ignore the fact there is not other company and its free, they see it as me trying to get my own way and a lot of managers get a bit defensive as its "their decision". My advice to OSS groups is to dress smart (it won't kill you!), be clean (I have seen some OSS devs who have some serious hygene problems) and learn some basic presentation skills so you don't "umm" and "err" every 10 seconds.

  127. What about the Capitalist/Communist angle? by eris23007 · · Score: 1
    Note: the following is not intended to troll or tick anyone off. Just a possible alternative explanation...

    It seems useful to evaluate the possibility that the reason OSS has such a difficult time winning acceptance in some quarters has to do with its communist image and development approach. The U.S. is, obviously, very capitalist in nature and culture, even in the government, and I have to wonder if that has something to do with this issue.

    Capitalists tend to be very comfortable with the notion of "You get what you pay for." When you try to impress upon them the idea that there's all this great software out there, and it's free! they start to wonder to themselves, "Why is it free? What's wrong with it?" I don't think OSS advocates have done a great job of answering this question, or necessarily even of asking the question of themselves - Why is it free? (A host of reasons, some good, some not-so-good) ...What is wrong with it? (Many things, starting with frequently difficult user interfaces - note I use OSS myself regularly, but only the most ardent fanboy will refuse to acknowledge that it does have its problems and limitations, though it may still be preferable to proprietary software in some or even many cases)

    Remember that techies are rarely the ones making decisions about these sorts of issues - instead it is mostly executives, marketers, managers, etc., who may not be willing or capable to make a judgment based upon the technical merits. When they see something free, their natural inclination may be suspicion...

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  128. it's not me it's them?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well you can say that dress code and appearance shouldn't matter but your skill should but well dress code and appearance does display skill too. After all doesn't the media hire makeup artists etc... don't they use beautiful women to sell?

    You can tell everyone who cares about your pony tail to get stuffed because they are stupid but how many people in the world do you think are really smart and can see through all that? When I started at my first job I got really frustrated with this idiot won't go into details but this old project manager took me aside and said "Hey you're valued so much BECAUSE there are idiots out there, and get used to it because they are the majority!". I think is a person is shallow enough to give your more respect or money or promotion or whatever because you have a nice haircut then you've got to a make a decision are you smart enough to take the opporunity or do you go no they suck they are stupid and you'll ignore what they have to offer.

  129. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive avantage by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "People who are too shallow to see past how some dork dresses get what they deserve, sheez.."

    Sadly, the likelihood is that nearly all of us are guilty of this in some form or another. I've watched as people right here on Slashdot have summed up a poster's intelligence by how many typos or grammatical errors that person had made. We should all be mindful of the 'never judge a book by its cover' lesson we all learned as kids.

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  130. IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IBM used to make their techies wear suits. Then, during the dark period in the late 80s and early 90s when they were struggling to reinvent themselves, they had a revelation: Business-type customers like to see people in "professional" business atire, but this only matters if the customer actually sees you. The rest of the time, it is fine to dress comfortably. Thus sales, marketing, and any techie who happened to be interacting with the business-type customers would wear a suit and tie, everyone else wore what they wanted. Bam! Problem solved! And since then, the "sandal and ponytail set" hasn't stopped IBM from making sales, now have they?

    So the fundamental problem, if there really is a real problem behind the article, is that the wrong people are speaking to each other. If you're trying to make an OSS business case to the business-types, then yeah you need a business-type person dressed in business-type clothing to do the talking. If you aren't a for-profit organization who can hire such a person to do the talking for you, then why do you give a fuck if the business types listen or not? The techies will listen to you, and you'll get in like most OSS has gotten in -- via the back door in the server room. If you are a for-profit, then why do you need a cnet article to tell you to "dress for success" and hire a marketing person instead of sending your be-sandled techies out into the field?

    I don't know, this whole thing smacks of misdirection. He says it's the poor dress code that's causing the slow adoption, but then makes it sound more like it's politics and "IT leadership" (interpreted to mean some kind of management, shouldn't be wearing sandals) that are to blame. It sounds to me like the real reasons for the slow adoption of OSS have nothing to do with "sandals and ponytails", and "OMG RMS dresses looks like a dirty hippy!" is just an excuse.

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    1. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Being a person that is very shortly to escape corperate america I can give some real good insight into this....

      There are Two truths to attire in the workplace if you are never seen by the customers.

      Restrictive dress codes stem from new CEO or other leadership trying to prove they can control people and getting their personal high from doing it. Dress at work has NOTHING to do with performance and "professionalism" IN fact I code best in my ratty jeans and the "SHUT UP! I'm coding." on the back T-shirt. I remember one really good IT guy from 2 years ago when we became Comcast was verbally reprimanded by a upper level exec for not being clean shaven. The man just worked all night getting the Jackass exec's equipment working... All he said was, "so fire me. do me a favor so I do not have to work with assholes like you." The exec tried to fire him, the regional VP put the exec in his place and made him apologize to the IT guy... He left 9 months later because he saw the downward drain sprial before everyone else did.. now the rest of us rats are jumping ship.

      Second, It's about percieved professionalism. Too many MBA's are programmed at college that expensive clothes make you successful and try to encourage the staff to do likewise. Which is great if the exec's will give everyone a 30% raise so they can afford to dress like him. It's a "clone" ideal. Just look at the sales department.... they look like fricking clones because they think they have to.... now look at the most sucessful sales people, they are different, get in trouble with the boss regularly but will not be fired because they out sell the other sales people 3 to 1.

      It's all about the fact that most business professionals really do not have a clue to how to really manage people. They can run numbers and repeat verbatium all the BullShit(tm) they teach them at business college but none of them have a clue how to manage people and get the most out of their workforce. It boggles the mind how clueless corperate managers really are when it comes to motivating their employees.

      (Hint: Do EVERYTHING to increase morale in any little way. if you make high 5 figures or 6 figures then you buy the office donuts every week out of your pocket will go far. You buy lunches for your people once in a while, throw them bones, etc... Either business majors are morons or the professors are morons because I can not believe they do not teach this stuff in college.)

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    2. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by bladesjester · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a team lead back when I was still in college, I used to buy my people donuts once a week or so (sometimes my money was too tight to do it thanks to tuition, but I usually managed). It was the ritual of the Krispy Kreme. Pick up a small box of glazed on the way to the office and have a short chat over food before starting for the day.

      The funny thing was my boss hated it, because they'd look at me if he told them to go do something, waiting for me to okay it.

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    3. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by stor · · Score: 1

      Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

      Cheers
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    4. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      It's the little things, I think. Just showing someone they aren't simply a drone tends to get a fair amount of respect from most technical people that I've known.

      It's just a respect thing. The fact that we were all poor college students didn't hurt. I tend to get the older brother rep in most teams I'm a part of.

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    5. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Serzen · · Score: 1
      IBM used to make ALL their employees wear suits while entering and leaving the campus. Janitors would carry their uniforms/coveralls with them, or leave them in the locker room and change clothes upon arrival and departure. It was strictly forbidden for any employee to make the company look bad in any possible way. In fact, if an employee was found to have cashed his or her paycheck at an institution other than a bank, they were subject to termination.

      Admittedly, this was the 50s, and today you can see IBM employees standing outside the building in short sleeves, smoking a cigarette, but the idea remains the same: IBM demanded that the world take them seriously, and to ensure that the world would, they fostered an appearance of great power and presitge. If OSS wants the world to take it seriously, it needs to take itself seriously. Not necessarily to the extremes of IBM, but if you can't be bothered to pay attention to your appearance when making a public presentation, how can the public be sure that you pay attention to the details that they find significant?

      The issue, truly, should not be "The public should accept me the way I am," or "He should look the way we expect." No one is truly expecting a perfect situation, although they might hope for one, and concessions can and should be expected. You don't have to cut your hair, but make sure you brush it out before putting it in a ponytail. Likewise, sandals may feel great, but most people don't enjoy seeing other people's toes (and if you're wearing socks with your sandals, you're defeating the point of the sandals in the first place); wear loafers or dock shoes, they're as comfortable, and about as lazy as footwear can get and they even provide extra protection from people stepping on your toes or dropping stuff on them. You, largely, keep your style and the public sees you making an effort to please them.

      Of course, we are human, and we live in a world that doesn't appreciate compromise, but a guy can dream.

    6. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Preclaimer: I'm a semi-sloppy dressing engineer.

      Second, It's about percieved professionalism

      There are so many bullshit posts in this thread from anti-dressup types that I decided to pick one near the top. Don't take it personally, I just picked the first self-important, self-proclaimed geek who was full of crap.

      It's not about 'professionalism' at all. It's as much about professionalism from the busniess side as it is about comfort from the geek side (t-shirts and cutoffs aren't very comfortable compared to well-made, ironed clothing). It's about laziness. They see you as too lazy to make yourself look good, and let's face it you (and I) are too lazy to do the work. Business clothes aren't any more expensive than jeans, and if you don't count trade show handouts, button down shirts can be had for the same price as a printed tee. But you have to iron, and wash properly, and button, and groom. You'd rather pull on whatever is lying around and go about your day. That speaks to your attitude. There are things you are going to decide aren't worth your time, and your clothes show it. Subconsionsly, everybody else knows it too.

      Ok, so it pisses your off when you have a dress code. Dress codes *are* stupid for grown adults. Choosing to dress nicer does make a difference though. I still can't get myself to do it every day, but it's obvious the way people's attitudes change towards you when you put in the effort. It also makes you feel better about yourself once you get over the rightous rebel bullshit. Also, a nice cotton button down with a color (even if it's plaid) and some ironed pants are more comfortable than jeans and a crappy big-seamed tee with huge silk-screening any day.
      Semi-related, since hair matters a bit less as long as it's washed and combed... Also only a subset of techies are culprits: Cut off the damned pony tail when the hair has fallen out on top already. You look like an idiot, and combined with the smell of your t-shirt, it's why you never get laid.

    7. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      'Color' should have said 'collar' in that post. Damnit.

    8. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by mce · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You'd rather pull on whatever is lying around and go about your day. That speaks to your attitude. There are things you are going to decide aren't worth your time, and your clothes show it. Subconsionsly, everybody else knows it too.

      When I hire someone (I'm a software engineer / team lead), I want him or her to have things that they consider to not be worth their time! I want them to spend their effort on what is worth their (and my) time. I want them to be studied, creative, productive, committed to quality, ... much more than I want them to be dressed up for a wedding party every other day.

      For clarity: I never wear T-shirts or jeans myself, most of my clothing has a decent brand name, and I even wear an original (albeit a by now badly worn one) Armani leather vest on a daily basis. But I don't care at all what the people I work with wear, as long as they don't show up at a sales meeting in their underwear.

    9. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Random+Walk · · Score: 1
      There are things you are going to decide aren't worth your time, and your clothes show it. Subconsionsly, everybody else knows it too.

      More precisely: there are things that I consider more worthy of my time - like, e.g., getting some work done, or spending some time with the rest of my family. If you spend your time on ironing shirts, then neccessarily you will miss out something else. Actually, from time to time, I evaluate the idea of dressing nicer, but there are always other things with higher priority.

    10. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by caffeination · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, I (a student) am wearing £10 cargo pants, a £3 t-shirt, and about £3 worth of underwear.

      I had to wear "smart office-wear" for my sixth-form college a couple of years back, and that came out over £100. Fucking elitist school, but the best in the area. Worth the sacrifice, but for the rest of my life I'll always look back on it with an element of shame because of the sheer elitism of it. Not that that's applicable to business and IT jobs, but the prices are, at least over here in Britain.

      By the way, you could have done without the second part of this phrase:

      Don't take it personally, I just picked the first self-important, self-proclaimed geek who was full of crap.
    11. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All I can say is that one of the 'self-important' geek says, you're full of shit.

      Programmers/geeks ARE SUPPOSED TO BE lazy, by definition. Otherwise why would we write programs at all to do things for us?

      Dressing is not about 'look formal' rather than 'comfort' and 'practicality'. I'd never employ a programmer who prefers to wear a suit, because it gives one sign: "this guy prefers to do things the less practical and efficient way".

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    12. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

      Ok, so it pisses your off when you have a dress code. Dress codes *are* stupid for grown adults. Choosing to dress nicer does make a difference though. I still can't get myself to do it every day, but it's obvious the way people's attitudes change towards you when you put in the effort. It also makes you feel better about yourself once you get over the rightous rebel bullshit. Also, a nice cotton button down with a color (even if it's plaid) and some ironed pants are more comfortable than jeans and a crappy big-seamed tee with huge silk-screening any day.

      I think the point is to know WHEN to make an effort with your apperance. There are some people who don't give a dam if you look smart, and even think that a suite is not cool, there are others who will not take you too seriously if you don't dress well.

      Having the apptitude to know when dress is important will make a big deference to your carear, and your life in general.

      All these "I'm a techie god i wear what I want", and "scruffy unwashed geeks" coments seem to miss the point.

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    13. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who hates their dress code? Be happy your not working for this guy.

      Grooming - All hair, moustaches and beards must be neatly groomed and cologne must be used sparingly. Protruding nasal hair is prohibited and all tattoos must be fully hidden. If you have been working all-night and have an early morning meeting, you can use an anti-inflammatory hemorrhoid cream (e.g. Preparation H) to quickly shrink those unsightly puffy bags under your eyes. Just carefully dab the ass cream on your lower eyelids (being careful not to get any in your eyes) and you will look fresh and well-rested.

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    14. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Programmers/geeks ARE SUPPOSED TO BE lazy, by definition."

      And you wonder why your job is getting outsourced?

    15. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Grrr · · Score: 1

      let's face it you (and I) are too lazy to do the work

      Speak for yourself.

      (t-shirts and cutoffs aren't very comfortable compared to well-made, ironed clothing)

      Speak for yourself.

      Business clothes aren't any more expensive than jeans, and if you don't count trade show handouts, button down shirts can be had for the same price as a printed tee.

      I don't know where you shop, or if you're under the impression that all /. readers are in your country... anyway, speak for yourself.

      Opinions are potentially more interesting than assumptions. Or blanket statements.

      <grrr />

    16. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Expensive clothes? Jeans = 20-40$ new, slacks = 10-20$ new. T-shirt ~ 10$, collared shirt ~10$. Tie ~ 5$, and you only need one. The only thing more expensive about business attire it the jacket for the really formal stuff. And shoes... I've heard tennis shoes are selling for 50$ these days? I wouldn't know, I haven't bought anything (aparrt from hiking boots) but business-suitable walkers since about eighth grade, and never for over 30$.

      It's never been about expense. It's been about cultivating an air of casual reserve and dignity: employers probably hope that if employees pretend to be stable and dependable long enough, some of it will rub off and become the reality. Then, I naturally dress in what's currently styled 'business casual', so I'm probably a bit biased.

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    17. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by analog_line · · Score: 1

      There are so many bullshit posts in this thread from anti-dressup types that I decided to pick one near the top. Don't take it personally, I just picked the first self-important, self-proclaimed geek who was full of crap.

      There are also so many bullshit posts fom the "dressing in business attire makes you feel better about yourself" crowd, that I decided to pick the one with the most self-righteous and needlessly inflammatory prologue. Take it personally. I picked you. Feel special?

      It also makes you feel better about yourself once you get over the rightous rebel bullshit.

      Getting over the "righteous rebel bullshit" is what makes you feel better, not dressing in a button down shirt and slacks. People who feel better about themselves because they're dressed in a suit and tie are just as insecure and in need of some self-esteem building as the people who only feel good wearing full goth makeup and gear, or have the latest New York fashions. People who need to attach something to themselves in order to feel good have problems. Of course, that means the vast majority of humanity has problems, but who can really deny that? I know I've got a share.

      Choosing to dress nicer does make a difference though. I still can't get myself to do it every day, but it's obvious the way people's attitudes change towards you when you put in the effort.

      For the record, I'm a long-haired, van-dyke-sporting techie (I get the 'are you in a rock band?' question all the time). In the end, I'm a plumber that deals with data pipes instead of water pipes. I have clients including big-shot lawyers, bank VPs, doctors, ad people, etc. Rich people who wear suits in their everyday life and make decisions. My long-hair hasn't stopped them from being very happy with my work fixing their computers and wrangling with their ISPs, because I'm a handyman. No one complains that their plumber or carpenter doesn't wear business casual, as long as they fix the plumbing. Even so, with new clients I generally show up the first time in slacks and a polo shirt at minimum. More than half the time, I'm overdressed. Especially in the design/ad houses, unless someone just got back from a sales meeting. As the saying goes, when in Rome do as the Romans do. If Romans get better service in restaurants or stores, dressing like a Roman is likely to get me better service. However, I rarely go to those kinds of places to eat, and I don't require stellar service. I know how shitty a lot of those jobs are, because I've done a few. Being nice and respectful to the waitstaff, complimenting them when they do a good job, and not being a skinflint with the tip if they did a good job, work wonders for getting good service too, regardless of your dress. And as far as shopping goes, I despise having to deal with sales personnel, whether it's corporate sales or going down to Best Buy. The less "service" I get, the better. They all respond to dead presidents no matter what I'm dressed like.

      And frankly, though you didn't directly say this, the people who assume that long-haired men don't shower and wash their clothes just amaze me. It's like assuming that long-haired women don't shower or wash their clothes.

    18. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      t-shirts and cutoffs aren't very comfortable compared to well-made, ironed clothing

      Pfft. Says you. If you find a button-down collar shirt you have to iron every morning (or whatever the hell you meant by "well-made, ironed"), then wear it. I find little to be more comfortable than a cotton t-shirt and a pair of shorts. If you, the self-acknowledged sloppily-dressed engineer, are too lazy to dress in a way that you feel would both make managers think more highly of you and make you more comfortable, that's your problem.

      And yeah, there are things that aren't worth my time. Like ironing a shirt that I would be less comfortable wearing.

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    19. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Mostly+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Like reading and posting on Slashdot? ;)

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    20. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Business clothes aren't any more expensive than jeans,,/i>

      you either shop at the wrong places for jeans or buy second hand dress clothing.

      Last time I checked a decent looking and fitting suit (so you do not look like a used car salesman) cost well over $600.00

      Great jeans cost me $24.95 goo looking polo shirt Costs $21.95 les swith the company you work for logo on it.

      I either do not know much about math or I see a major price difference there. 5 suits = more than 5 sets of jeans and 5 polo shirts.

      Unless you shop at ambercrombie and are stupid enough to buy $19.95 quality jeans with a $55.00 label sewn on them. More if you want to be trendy and buy "destroyed" jeans that look horrible everywhere.

      Please explain how you can rationally think that dress = casual in price.

      Even dressing in Tommy Hilfinger business casual = 3X the price of good jeans and a polo.

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    21. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Archtech · · Score: 1

      "Just look at the sales department.... they look like fricking clones because they think they have to.... now look at the most sucessful sales people, they are different, get in trouble with the boss regularly but will not be fired because they out sell the other sales people 3 to 1."

      I've said it before, and I'll say it again: read that terrific book, "The Psychology of Military Incompetence" by Norman Dixon. It's not just about the military, but the pattern sounds familiar. In peacetime, armies are run by officers who think parades, uniforms, and saluting are what matters. Come wartime (a real war, I mean) it takes about six months for them to start being replaced by officers who can fight and win - many of whom dress in ways that would make the stuffed shirts faint. (Or wear pearl-handled six-shooters, or whatever).

      Those who can, do. Those who can't try to look like they can.

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    22. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      You can get a very nice suit for around $300, but who said you have to wear a suit. A decent button down shirt ($15 on sale) and a nice pair of pants (the same price as jeans.. $30 range...) is all you need to not dress like a slob. You don't need to wear a suit.

    23. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by M-G · · Score: 1

      t-shirts and cutoffs aren't very comfortable compared to well-made, ironed clothing). It's about laziness. They see you as too lazy to make yourself look good, and let's face it you (and I) are too lazy to do the work. Business clothes aren't any more expensive than jeans,

      What a load of crap. You put on nice ironed clothing to lounge around the house on a weekend?

      And business clothes are a lot more expensive than jeans. I can go to TJ Maxx and get a pair of CK or Chaps jeans for under $20. And I crawl around under desks, etc. without worrying about them. If I'm wearing nice khakis, there's a good chance of ruining them that way, or at least looking really bad the rest of the day.

    24. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by hobbesx · · Score: 1

      lazy !== effecient

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    25. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      You put on nice ironed clothing to lounge around the house on a weekend?

      Yes.

      I can go to TJ Maxx and get a pair of CK or Chaps jeans for under $20.

      You can go to TJ Maxx and get a nice pair of Khakis for the same price as the jeans they sell. Do you ever even bother looking at that rack?

      And I crawl around under desks, etc..

      If you do blue collar work, then you should wear blue-collar clothes, and we're not talking about you. Programmers and engineers don't crawl under desks typically.

    26. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by sirinek · · Score: 1

      I'm having a hard time believing that page is real... I just can't imagine. The guy goes to all those lengths to look professional and then suggests using "ass cream" to make you look rested. Nice.

    27. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by Random+Walk · · Score: 1
      Like reading and posting on Slashdot? ;)

      Yes - definitely more fun than ironing a shirt!

    28. Re:IBM figured this out in the 90s. by M-G · · Score: 1

      You can go to TJ Maxx and get a nice pair of Khakis for the same price as the jeans they sell. Do you ever even bother looking at that rack?

      Yes, and I've actually bought things from it before. However, that selection is usually very limited.

      If you do blue collar work, then you should wear blue-collar clothes, and we're not talking about you. Programmers and engineers don't crawl under desks typically.

      Why does it sound like you're living in the 1950s?

  131. HEY DUDE! by cmacb · · Score: 1

    Hey dude! Dig my new photo:

    http://macbeach.googlepages.com/snap2.jpg

    I think though, that we are passing, or have passed, the point where Open Source advocates should be thought of as asking for any favors, with respect to dress code, or otherwise.

    As a mainframe systems programmer in the 70s I, on occasion, wore pony tails and sandals to work. It was symbolic that I was important enough to the company that I could thumb my nose at any dress codes. Those days may be over (for me anyway) but that has nothing to do with Open Source.

    Companies and government organizations that want to be lead around via a ring through their nose (or lower extremities) by Microsoft should feel free to do so. Microsoft is only so glad to oblige (substitute IBM, Apple, Dell, HP or your own favorite IT dinosaur). If Open Source doesn't represent a competitive advantage to companies that adopt it, then screw Open Source. Don't do us any favors please!

    As to dress, I wore my hair long and wore jeans and sandals to work because it was comfortable, not because it was fashionable, and not really for the statement that it made. I wore suits when it was called for too. These days I'm sure there are many dot-net programmers dressing like pigs and still toeing the Microsoft party-line. The two issues are unrelated, and always will be.

  132. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by ditoa · · Score: 1

    Creativity and lazyness are different. You can dress creativley and still be smart. I would not consider a dirty tshirt and jeans with dirty trainers or sandles to be "creative".

  133. Right for the wrong reasons by Desert+Raven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's a completely different point of view.

    Yes, the corporate suits are not comfortable with OSS companies, because the folks in the OSS companies don't wear suits. But it's not actually because of the clothing, it's what the clothing implies. The lack of suits tells them that these are technical people in charge, not business people. The suits don't like dealing with technical people, because they don't really understand us. They feel more comfortable with people wearing suits, because people who wear suits are their kind of people.

    I just love hearing from our C_Os about how we in development should do whatever the sales/marketing folks tell us, because "if it weren't for them, we wouldn't have jobs". Meanwhile, I'm sitting here thinking, well, what the heck would they sell if we weren't creating products?

    Never mind the fact that the sales department has a very regular turnover, and the sales people themselves aren't anything special, just your average ex-fratboy business major who made it through four years of college with an average 0.8 BAC. Nobody blinks twice when they leave, they just replace them. Yet, the company is horrified that I ride a motorcycle, because of the possibility that I may get injured/killed and thus leave them with a serious hole to fill that requires very specialized knowledge.

    Truth? They fear us. They know that they are a dime a dozen. Our entire sales department could get hit by a bus tomorrow, and it would set the company back a month at worst. If the engineering department walked out, the company would fold up like a wet kleenex, and would *never* recover.

    1. Re:Right for the wrong reasons by asuffield · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, I'm sitting here thinking, well, what the heck would they sell if we weren't creating products?


      Products that you don't have. Which is probably not very different to what they sell today.

    2. Re:Right for the wrong reasons by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      AMEN brother!

      Can't count the number of times we've been here:

      "How long will it take to build X?"

      'At least three months, and it may not even be possible.'

      "You've got two weeks, because that's when customer X comes on board, and we told them we already do it."

  134. I agree by xutopia · · Score: 1

    Imagine if some slob with long uncombed hair vented the merits of a sandwich... would you eat this sandwhich?

    Please get a hair cut and some real shoes. That goes for anyone who's working on GPL3 especially.

    1. Re:I agree by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      sounds like every sandwich shop i've ever been to.

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  135. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you equate intelligence with expensive clothes and designer outfits do you? You must be in management.

  136. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by ditoa · · Score: 1

    You would expect wrong. The first thing a successful businessman would probably think is "hmm, i wonder what my manager will think when he sees this guy, will he think 'omg the guy looks like shit'? Hmm, probably, lets go with the smart guy, if he isn't as good I can always say the this guy was worse"

  137. Does Linux need sucess? by doesnothingwell · · Score: 1

    Sucess is measured by the marketing and bean counter types, If you want sucess they come along for the ride. Just look what sucess has done for the internet, tell business linux sucks and they don't want it, while its still worth having. Wait till linux has stockholders then it will truley suck.

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    1. Re:Does Linux need sucess? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      > Sucess is measured by the marketing and bean counter types

      If you deliver beans for them to count, they won't give a rat's ass what you wear. These people tend to realize fertilizer smells.

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  138. It is in the attitude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know deep inside that I will rather make it to the top of a company than

    1) get accepted without a lot of social engineering as a kernel contributor
    2) be respected in one of the self-centered elite foss groups, like e.g. the german PHP guys
    3) <tag class="yourPersonalWish" />

    So people here really believe humans in business and humans in foss are soooo different? Hahaha!

    And don't let me even start with the long cultural history of our western dress codes. Just a hint: A tie wasn't exactly invented by a farmer...

    I for one will welcome our men-should-wear-hats overlords, as soon as they come back.

  139. From the Suit Job FAQ by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Q: Are you wearing brown lipstick?

    A: No! I've got great social skills!

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  140. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive avantage by ditoa · · Score: 1

    Excellent point. I try hard not to judge someone by their looks but sometimes you can't help it. I have done this recently with someone new at work (as well as everyone else in my department, perhaps I gave in to peer pressure). The guy needs to take a bath and clean his clothes. Not to mention sort out his attitude. God knows how he actually got the job as he isn't even that good (the manager who hired him moved jobs 2 weeks after hiring him, perhaps it was payback? heh). It is very hard to stop your subconscience from prejudging someone when trying your hardest, I suspect most managers don't even try.

  141. Meecrosoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    El señor Gates es malo, el señor Gates es el diablo...

  142. Yes, ponytails and sandals are the problem! by ikekrull · · Score: 1

    From this point on, if you are not dressed in a suit and tie, you will not be able to contribute software to Open Source Software projects.

    I predict this will immediately result in a massive jump in both adoption of the software and its functionality, because, as we all know, it is people dressed in suits who are the smartest, most efficient and most productive members of our society.

    I mean really, if this is a problem, why hasn't the larger business community contributed some type of ISO standard for dress code, and required everyone developing software for them to comply with it, simply rejecting any software products that have been worked on by people who do not conform?

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  143. the problem is on your side as well. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Its the arrogance that some techs have that their appearance should not matter that is a major problem. Look, most fortune 500 companies got that way by doing things in an orderly fashion. Some of this involved having their workforce conform to rules which made it easier to both judge performance as well as attitudes. Businesses are loathe to change something that works. Look at what people term "casual work attire". It runs the gamut but I can tell you this, most of corporate America took a long time to adapt to it and when they did they did so in an orderly fashion.

    Many of the guys above paid their dues and some still do. They managed to do it within the system. It does work. Yeah people won't complain about your dress when your fixing their shit but I bet some upper management folks will appreciate your work more if you dress better while doing it. I know, it should not matter you say. Yet it does, by doing so you show respect for the organization and them. Respect is key to the game. What you do on your own time is your business, what you do on theirs is theirs.

    Hell if your clothing really didn't matter then why in the hell are you bitching about it? Obviously it matters to you. Whose more immature, the people expecting others to dress appropriately for work or those who this its a bunch of hogwash? I can tell you who is more professional and that is the key to business. Appearance goes a long way, it won't save your ass in the end but it does make many people more comfortable when you play the game by the rules.

    If you want to dress a certain way then find an employer who will let you or start your own business. Whats stopping you?

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  144. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by rhakka · · Score: 1

    exactly my point, how you dress has nothing to do with qualities that I would consider to be important. I've seen extremely friendly, personable, intelligent people with a face full of piercings wrapped in the best money can buy at goodwill. People that would, in meaningful way, be an asset to my company. I've also seen such people looking like they stepped out of GQ. And morons of both cuts of cloth as well. Yet you imply that somehow, the rags on their bodies actually indicates something of value about the person?

    I'm not saying it's not "smart" to dress for the culture you are trying to join. I'm just saying it's not a real indicator of a damn thing of worth, and as an employer I would hope that more relevant criteria would guide my hiring.

  145. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheesh, this is a well researched phenomena we've known about for, like, a hojillian years. We even have a name for it. Namely Halo Effect. It's the tendency for superficial traits to cloud our first impressions (she wears glasses, so she MUST be smart). Thanks to belief bias and confirmation bias and a few others, once that initial impression is made, it's incredibly hard to shake. There's nothing to see here. Basically, it's just common sense. No matter how good F/OSS is, if it wants to break into big business and especially big government (government bureaucracies tend to be much more adverse to trying new things), it's going to have to play on their terms. If that means getting a hair cut and dressing conservatively so you can get your foot in the door, so be it.

  146. Oddly enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You just described two of the biggest problems the world faces today, especially when considered in combination.

  147. yaaas, dahling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it is always better to look good than to be good!

    Fuck 'em! Let 'em crash! In the meantime, those companies that can look at the abilities of people and ignore (or, the hell with that, just tolerate) the appearance of competent individuals will prosper. And, more importantly, those that can judge the ability of a tool regardless of the appearance of those who espouse it will continue to suffer from an embarassing surplus of profit due to money not spent maintaining an inferior solution.

    Not to sound politically correct or anything but these exact same attitudes (just imagine how it would look to have that darkie at the front desk; it's not us, it's our customers! Or, in the political arena, "I'd be all for civil rights, but they'd vote me out of office!") were used to justify racism once upon a time.

    1. Re:yaaas, dahling... by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >Fuck 'em! Let 'em crash!

      Here's the problem: Theory X management, and I don't know where the term comes from, but I think you know what it refers to, *works.* Even if you hire only sycophants who will dress like bozo the clown if that's what you order them to do, there's still a sufficiently large pool to select from that it doesn't matter.

      Fortunately, I work for a company that doesn't play that game. I've shown up to regional meetings wearing a suit, partly for laughs, and partly because I think I look good in a suit, and the reaction is approximately the same as if I showed up at an EDS meeting or a Congressional hearing wearing a tie-dye and barefoot.

      After the second time I did that, I was ordered by my boss not to do it anymore :-) I think I might have been the only person *ever* to show up at one of our offices wearing a tie...

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  148. I agree. Story is bunk by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2

    Ever walk around the Redmond campus? Lots and lots of people with long hair and sandals. I've not been to the Apple campus but I'd wager it's about the same except for the really faithful who wear only black turtle necks.

  149. Reminds me of Asimov. by technoextreme · · Score: 1
    To learn to live and dress with full attention to style would require hours upon umpteen hours of thought, of education, of decision-making, and so on. And that takes time I don't want to subract from my writing. What would you rather have? Asimov, the prolific writer, or Asimov, the fashion plate?
    Noone ever complains about my t-shirt, Dickies shorts, and piercings when I'm done fixing their shit... in fact, I'm the one they ask for by name.

    That's nice. I dress in fairly nice dress clothes and someone asked me who I was going on a date with. T-shirt and shorts are normal except for right now where it's that pretty chaotic part of spring. I also got asked if a buzz cut was voluntary. I really couldn't think of what scenarios that my boss was thinking of.
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  150. So much for the market being "rational". by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1

    Clothing and hairstyle more important than substance? And these PHB's don't get driven out of business by their screwed up priorities? Someone explain to me again why we take economists seriously at all.

  151. Ras Karbi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long haired freaky people need not apply.
    No dreadlocks,
    no rastafari!


    It wasn't Pluto Shervington. It was Ras Karbi. The song was called 'Discrimination' and it was a hit in 1976.

  152. Only management wears suits at IBM these days. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    When I got hired in 1996 the company had recently moved to corporate casual. I remember "not wearing a suit and/or tie" was an important thing for me. I still work there and I STILL don't own a suit!

    The sales guys obviously still dress up, as does higher management...but it's corporate casual at all the sites I've been to. Doc Martins, Cheap Old-Navy Khakis and a nice shirt...button down or 'polo' is perfectly acceptable.

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    1. Re:Only management wears suits at IBM these days. by rholliday · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I haven't seen a suit yet at my IBM center, except the one I wore to my interview.

      I remember seeing the news stories back in the 90s about the change, but everyone still seems to assume we're all drones.

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  153. The opposite is also true by wrook · · Score: 1

    I'm a programmer with roughly 20 years of experience. And while I don't have a ponytail, or wear sandals (I don't even have a beard), I am often a little on the shabby side -- jeans, t-shirts and runners. I own exactly one sweater and I wear it every day (Hmmm... maybe I have Charlie Brown complex...)

    Anyway, in deference to my advancing years, I thought I should probably clean up my act a bit and look respectible. I asked my friend what she thought. Her comment was very insightful.

    She said, "You mean wear long sleeve shirts, nice pants and fancy shoes?"

    "Ya. Something like that.", I replied.

    "Don't do it. None of the technical people will take you seriously."

  154. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget that all of those C-level types currently on trial were very well dressed . . .

    Hey, when you're looting the pension fund, it's easy to pay for the best.

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  155. Asteroid B-612 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this remind anybody else of the classic story "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint Exupery?

    From chapter 4:

    I have serious reason to believe that the planet from which the little prince came is the asteroid known as B-612.

    This asteroid has only once been seen through the telescope. That was by a Turkish astronomer, in 1909.

    On making his discovery, the astronomer had presented it to the International Astronomical Congress, in a great demonstration. But he was in Turkish costume, and so nobody would believe what he said.

    Grown-ups are like that . . .

    Fortunately, however, for the reputation of Asteroid B-612, a Turkish dictator made a law that his subjects, under pain of death, should change to European costume. So in 1920 the astronomer gave his demonstration all over again, dressed with impressive style and elegance. And this time everybody accepted his report.

  156. Because they like that style? by FatSean · · Score: 1

    It's called Fashion. I personally don't understand attraction of following Fashion trends, but there it is. Not everyone who looks differently than you do is doing it for attention or to make a 'statement'.

    As for your car-buying example...dude...you trust car salesmen?

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    1. Re:Because they like that style? by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "Not everyone who looks differently than you do is doing it for attention or to make a 'statement'."

      its purely about attention. Why do girls have 40 pairs of shoes? they are hoping someone will notice that the shoes they are wearing that day matches their hat. Most people are that vain yes. If you dress like a punk, your making the statement that you like punk music, no?

      for the record i hate mens fashion. If it were up to me id wear no logo jeans and a plain black shirt every day. Unfortuately the man owns you and you have to realize that if you dress like a coke head, you might be looked at like one. life's too short to get to know how nice everyone is on the inside.

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    2. Re:Because they like that style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were up to me id wear no logo jeans and a plain black shirt every day.

      Whoah... Steve Jobs is that you?

    3. Re:Because they like that style? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      It's called Fashion. I personally don't understand attraction of following Fashion trends, but there it is.

      It's really very simple: style is "here's how I like to look" and fashion is "me too!" Copying how others dress (fashion) is easier than finding the look that's best for you (style) and takes much less thought.

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    4. Re:Because they like that style? by MBCook · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Fashion is a statement.

      You statement by wearing something may be as simple as "Look at me" or as complex as "I'm a smart business woman bucking for a promotion." It may say "Stare at my chest and think I'm sexy" or it may say "I'm trendy and hip." It could be "I'm rich and ostentatious" or "Don't notice me, I just want to blend in."

      But make no mistake, any fashion is a statement.

      So to dress one way and be mad at people for taking the hint you're sending. That is one of those things that really annoys me.

      • Dressing slutty or looking like a hooker then being mad that men pay attention to you
      • Dressing like the columbine kids then being mad people stare at your or avoid you
      • Dressing in clothes that don't fit with pants that are barely above your ankles and people thinking you're not highly intelligent

      As for the car buying example, that was the first thing I thought of. It would work for realtors and other sales people too. Same with doctors. Do you trust the one in the white lab coat, or the one in the bike-racing suit more?

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    5. Re:Because they like that style? by weierstrass · · Score: 1

      many coke heads (and especially dealers) are often seen in extremely sharp 'business smart' suits if you move in the right circles..

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      my password really is 'stinkypants'
  157. Be carefull whom you appear to be... by bec1948 · · Score: 1

    or you will become what you appear to be. (Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night) If you look like a bum, you'll probably be treated like one. Unless you have an entourage and some fame (not notoriety). It all has to do with comfort. If you have to meet with suits regularly, in their environment, they'll be much more comfortable if you look something like them. If nothing else its a sign of respect. If they're coming to your cave, and they're in a suit they'll feel out of place, too. Business suits are actually egalitarian costumes. A dark suit, reasonably well tailored and clean, looks pretty much the same to all but the most fashion conscious. A $100 suit works as well as a $3000 one. (I won't go into the psychological affect of wearing a custom made suit.) If everone is waring a dark suit and a white shirt and a tie eveyone at least appears equal. Smoothes out the hierarchal and machismo affect. BTW, I have longish hair (most of the time) a beard and prefer polo shirts and chinos. In fact I only own one suit, no sport jackets, and my ties are Garcia. I regularly meet with senior executives from major tech companies. I try, when I can to at least where a sport shirt instead of a polo.

  158. Ridiculous by James_Aguilar · · Score: 1

    I think your dress might have caught the moron on that one . . . i.e. the one within the clothes. Not dressing up for an interview is nonsense -- if you won't even conform that much, it's a pretty good sign you won't conform to company policies either, which is a good enough reason not to hire you alone.

    Basically, I just think that the terminology you used is wrong. You're not catching morons by dressing that way, you're just catching people who might want you to do things you don't always want to do and view your not dressing as expected as evidence you won't. If this is your definition of a job that you don't want, OK, that's fine, but most jobs require even the most dedicated employees to do some things they don't want to do.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not at all. It catches those who know and understand whats important for buisness and what isn't. How I dress doesn't effect the code I produce, or how I answer interview questions. Since how I dress doesn't effect my work, as long as I am dressed (not being dressed would probably effect the work of others) and not wearing stuff with racist/offensive slogans and the like that would effect my coworkers negatively, they shouldn't care. If they do care, it shows they're wasting valuable company resources on utter bullshit, and are actively counterproductive to the company (happy workers are productive workers. And if I have to wake up and care about what I dress in or spend money on a new clothes, I'm not happy). As such they are a moron, and such a stuffy place is somewhere I would likely not enjoy working. This is actually better for both parties- I wait for a job I'll enjoy more, and they don't get someone who would actively flaunt a dress code and tell them to fire me if they don't like it.

      On the other hand, there are things that do matter- coding conventions, code review procedures, etc. I follow these because there's a reason to have them, even if I think some are suboptimal (if suboptimal enough, I may try and work to change them. Depending on how much effort it'd take and how much unneeded red tape there is). Hell, if I did nothing I don't want to I wouldn't have a job in the first place :)

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    2. Re:Ridiculous by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Wow, clothes don't make the programmer but how he dresses-up his code does? Coding conventions are the tux and tails of the software world.

      If you want to be anal about non-functional factors, don't blame the man for doing the same thing.

    3. Re:Ridiculous by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      No, thats what bad coding conventions do. Good coding conventions are used to make sure the code is clean, and to give you more information about what the code is doing from a casual glance.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    4. Re:Ridiculous by VdG · · Score: 1

      A job interview really doesn't give an employer a lot to go on. They won't really know how an employee is going to work out until they actually see them on the job for at least a few months. Therefore it's understandable that they'll look for anything which might give a hint as to the prospective emplyee's nature.

      Taking some effort with appearance could be taken as being indicative of some attention to detail and a lack of general sloppiness, both characteristics which are valuable in the IS/IT world.

      Failing to conform even a little bit to expectations could show an inability to work with people, which almost inevitably must involve compromises of various sorts.

      Ultimately, most dress-codes are pretty arbitrary - including jeans and T-shirt - so it's foolish to say that one is better than another. One might make a case for a purely practical and safety-related form of dress but I'm not sure that really applies all that much in the context of the original post, which specifically related to an image presented to the outside world, not people stuck in back-rooms where nobody of importance ever sees them.

      Myself, I usually wear a polo shirt and plain, black trousers, with either boots or deck-shoes according to season. If I know I'm going to be scrabbling around under the floor I'll wear jeans, but it's not a big part of my job. For a quick expedition under a desk I find my normal office attire quite acceptable. Anyone who finds that is not the case might like to suggest to their employer that they get some better cleaning staff.

    5. Re:Ridiculous by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      I disagree, coding conventions (good ones) can be essential for the success of a project. For one because programmers will have an easier time learning the code if the conventions are good (less training time == less money wasted). Also other factors such as they will feel better when working on the code/not cussing at it all the time (a happy employee == a productive employee), it might be easier to catch bugs, some bugs can be avoided, ...

      You don't want to go too far in your coding conventions (e.g. the whole \t versus 2-4-8 spaces discussion, although that has its place) but some well-designed rules might make a project cheaper and more amenable to work on. Which in the end will definitely save you time, money and grief.

  159. Sandals and Ponytails - Like at IBM??? by kilgortrout · · Score: 1

    What nonsense. I can think of no bigger open source supporter than IBM, a company long ridiculed for one of the most restrictive dress codes in the US. I can remember when every IBMer was required to wear a white shirt and tie. I think they only recently allowed colored shirts. If sandals and ponytails are code words for the political musings of Mr. Stallman, he may have a point. But I doubt that RMS cares about business or government acceptance.

    1. Re:Sandals and Ponytails - Like at IBM??? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Back when I was working OS/2 phone support I once went in to work in some slashed up jeans, indian boots, denim jacket, tie-dyed T-shirt, mirror shades and a cowboy hat. That was early 90's. Someone thought I was a manager because no support guy would have had the guts to wear that at IBM. No one complained, though. My last gig there was through EDS and EDS had a much more restrictive dress code than IBM. A couple of the folks who jumped ship liked to wander through the office every so often in shorts and birkenstock sandals just to make that blood vessel pop out on the EDS manager's head.

      It's different if you meet customers face to face, of course. I had to go 'round to Bank of Austria years later on a rather ironic OS/2 printer drivers issue they were having. I actually dressed up for that. I think I was still a notch or two below classic big blue style, but not too much. I'm pretty sure the customer was more impressed by my solving his problem by noon on the first day than how I was dressed.

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    2. Re:Sandals and Ponytails - Like at IBM??? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >I can remember when every IBMer was required to wear a white shirt and tie.

      Not just a white shirt and tie, but also a *jacket* which you had to *wear*, you could not just hang it up in your office. Even the service reps that had offices at the client's place had to follow this. Saw it with my own eyes. We were the client, and we didn't have it much better. It was an oil exploration and producing company in Texas, I won't name it, but it had a mythical winged horse for a trademark. My workday started at 7:30 AM, and I was routinely told that meant I was expected to be there at 7:15. I've come to realize that this schedule is actually a biological incompatability, and I simply do not produce well in that time frame. There was a great deal of flexibility in the dress code, so long as it included leather shoes, slacks, a solid-colored button down shirt, and a tie. This was to work in a data center with restricted access, for a records management system. Toward the end of my career at Mumble Oil, I actually stirred up controversy by growing my hair past my shoulders. My manager routinely criticized my appearance, even as I consistently delivered far more quality than they were paying for, and I actually believe they were surprised to see me go, which I did at the first real opportunity to work in my chosen field.

      The funniest thing? Soon after I left, that company got *harshly* bought out by another big oil company, that I won't name, but it was formerly known as Esso. Many of those who saw it coming, went to Houston, to work for an energy marketer called Enron... I'm not religious, but I would believe some greater power was watching out for me there.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    3. Re:Sandals and Ponytails - Like at IBM??? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Something else amusing. If your workplace requires fancy dress, expense it! How far you can take this sort of thing depends greatly on how f*cked your manager will be when you quit, and whether he or she realizes this, of course.

      Also, don't forget to deduct your business clothes. Even if your company doesn't specifically require a uniform, *always* make a deduction with a few hundred dollars worth of receipts from clothes and shoe stores.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  160. What? by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

    Who says OSS folk don't wear suits? Tux wears a suit 24/7 and he's one of our most recognizable mascots. Chuck, the BSD daemon on the other hand wears sneakers most of the time and look where that's got him.

  161. If you hired a plumber by here.i.chel · · Score: 1

    would you like to have the guy with the bad breath, the shady looks and filthy hair take a real good look around your house? Now why dont you think he's a good plumber? Obviously you can't tell anyone's abilities by their hairstyle, clothing or general appearance. Once you know the abilities it would be equally wrong to ignore them. But don't pretend you are blind to appearance with your own choices.

    1. Re:If you hired a plumber by Assassin17 · · Score: 1

      I'm really shocked you're using plumbers as an example, since showing at least 2" of butt crack is part of their dress code. Read the union handbook if you don't believe me.

      Furthermore, a plumber with some grime on him can be a good sign: he's willing to dig in the pipes to rectify the problem. Would you prefer some prissy type who shies away from the task out of fear of soiling his splendid tuxedo, even if it means you might be drinking sewage for the foreseeable future?

      Better it be on the plumber's shirt than in my dinnerware.

    2. Re:If you hired a plumber by here.i.chel · · Score: 1

      Point taken. You're obviously right.

      I really hope this is the way our customers see it

      Suits my natural inclinations better, btw.

    3. Re:If you hired a plumber by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'd say that this is actually a counter-example. Would you trust a plumber who shows up at your door wearing cologne, a 3-piece suit, a tie and carrying his 'tools' in one of those 6" thick briefcases that you sometimes see lawyers carrying around??

      "Let him in, I'm expecting him", your partner yells to you from the bathroom as you're heading out the door....

      --
      OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
    4. Re:If you hired a plumber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know the difference between a fitter [pipe fitter] and a plumber? A plumber sticks his head where a fitter sticks his ass.

    5. Re:If you hired a plumber by badzilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Something like this has happened to me on occasion when working in tech support and something goes critically wrong onsite at a customer. One of us would arrange to visit them to fix whatever and the account manager would specifically direct us to dress shabby otherwise the customer would not believe they were actually getting a deep-level tech person. In contrast I have also once been shown the door from a bank's datacenter for wearing a coat/jacket and tie but not actually a suit!

      --
      "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace." V.Stone, Microsoft Corporation
  162. Re: meatalicious by kevin_osborne · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    (so very, very offtopic, but...)

    eating meat essentially means you are a stupid ass man. please let me explain you good for long time fun:

    Your points about heroin, etc, aren't relevant because those aren't subject to evolutionary pressure like food is. Food has a direct relationship to survability. If vegetables made a huge difference in how long someone lived, then it should be that people who liked vegetables a lot more than meat should be naturally selected. But they haven't been.

    junk science buddy. evolutionary pressure is way too slow an effect to alter diet - it's like saying gravity is why we are muscular. it has an impact, but very negligible in comparison to, well, evolutionary pressures (strongest man gets the mate) in this case :-). there are plenty of skinny predators that get along fine with bulging pectorals.

    diet and preference is all about resources. our palate evolved to make sure we lusted after fats, proteins, sugars and salts because 50,000 years ago (the last time we were any diffrent in physiological evolutionary terms) these substances were extremely hard to get a hold of - they either required killing something with the equivalent defensive properties of a tank or migrating long distances between scarce and contested resources.

    each of these things (fats, proteins, sugars, salts) are now very, very easy to get hold of but our hunger sense for them hasn't underdeveloped yet because evolution is so damn _slow_.

    the fact is these foods are now, on average, very very _bad_ for the average persons health, and evolution is starting to grind into action - hence the rise of vegetarianism - but in the mean time most of us are beholden to out of date instinctual urges that are unhealthy.

    so the _intelligent_ among us are leapfrogging evolution and choosing not to eat meat. they're evolving, and we're being culled for being unfit for survival. So if you're smart enough to understand evolution, you should be smart enough to short circuit your meat palate. If not, you're an evolutionary chump.


    Then look at children. Very, very, very few children enjoy green vegetables. If they were so good for you, wouldn't we have evolved such that children would love them?

    junk, junk, junk. children play with themselves in public as well, do you think that replicating it as an adult would be a positive addition to your evolutionary chances? I'm thinking no, dumbass.

    - and yes, I eat meat, but in honour of a good rant I'm prepared to be a raving hypocrite to assuage my excoriation fetish. have nice day good buddy! (yes, you need to say it in a pidgin asian accent to make it funny :-)

  163. Offtopic funny fact by Ztream · · Score: 1

    My father is a Microsoft MVP, and has that picture hanging on his office wall. See the blonde guy on the second row? A lot of people (including parts of my family) thought it was a portrait of me photoshop:ed into the picture :).

    I need a haircut.

  164. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

    Thats a foolish statement.

    Sales is about confidence. Not about being P.C.

    Lets put it in real world terms:

    If you were going to buy a Rolex watch. Would you feel more comfortable purchasing one :

    a) From a very expensive jewlrey store on high street, at a moderate discount.
    b) From a blanket or card table vendor in Times Square, for $5.

    Once your wrist turns green a few times - those Armani suits sure start looking nice.

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    --Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
  165. It's not the dress code - it's the attitude & by Trapped+Database+Adm · · Score: 0

    Having recently switched from XP to Ubuntu (dual booting) on my home pc there are other problems when considering OSS for business applications.
    This will probably get modded trollbait, but hey.
    1) Attitude - asking setup and developmental questions on the online forums (several that I've tried) gets you largely flamed as a noob/newb, or accused of leeching with little actual support. Additional to this is the very defensive attitute the community at large has regarding OSS when dealing with actual criticism.

    2) Consistency of formats - I guess that this is often seen as a feature of OSS, however in a business sense it is a barrier to OSS in the normative workplace (ie: not just IT Industries) - this problem even seems to go down the the file systems - ext2, ext3, as opposed to a single NTFS. Yes, there are apps that can overcome it, IF you are able to locate them amoungst thousands of wierd little 'fun' abbreviations. Processing addins is another problem with this - rpm vs deb etc. I'm always having to go back to the root tarballs and compiling from there. Not every business has a tech that knows how to compile handy just for processing an update.

    3) Hardware support - configuring network printers is just a pain, however may the Almightly help you if you need to install a PCI dialup modem (especially Conexant). It's one of the reasons my home pc is a dual boot. Even Linuxant doesn't have dialup drivers built for the amd_64 builds.

    4) Learning curve - most business are reasonably adept at managing systems and processes via windows, where the majority of configuration work is via a GUI, rather than having to learn all the different parameter options and run them through a shell or terminal system. There is a good start from what I've seen on GUI's (Ubuntu, Red Hat, Knoppix), however there is still a lot of work to do.

    Also, an observation - everyone enjoys sniping at MS, and yes, some of it's business practices are somewhat arrogant, however the advantage of being a single ivory tower is that everything (software apps) in that tower does actually talk to each other reasonably well. Dealing with *nix is lots of ivory towers, or a tower of Babel, where nothing talks to each other without an interpreter.

  166. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

    Follow the line of thought in the summary and you will see that it is suits that stop open source adoption, not sandals.

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    /. bug #926803 - Why I can post.
  167. MS Techs are Hawt by kevin_osborne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    according to the office girls; and you know what it's true.

    I have a good mate who is thick as a brick but still managed to get an MCSE - I guess when a company is paying the the big bucks to the training organisation they'd be hard pressed to fail them.

    But while he is thick he has great teeth a good tan and dresses like a CEO. so he scores plenty of sweet contracts and rides the fine pussy at those workplaces - at the office I met him at he banged three hott secretaries - but asked me how to spell crowd. twice.

    Same thing goes for their marketing people - the MS account managers and biz devs are hot fucking shit. I have no doubt they vet their customer-facing teams on looks - they have a far higher proportion of genuine stunners than you would expect. If I had a 300k contract dangling I would definitely let these hotties pitch to me. pitch it baby... aw yeah

    linux techs are ugly fuckers. I know because I am one, and so are you bitches. sad but true

  168. The dilemma by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Does the computer nerd with a disshevelled appearance only look that way because he puts his passion for what he does over and above what he looks like? Or does his apparent lack of concern over his appearance imply that there may be other things that he does not care about such as professional integrity, punctuality, or simply doing a good job?

  169. Photocopier repairmen. by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

    A guy comes in, cleans a bit of gunk out of your photocopier... maybe 20 minutes of fiddling.
    Then drops you an enourmous bill, which gets paid without complaint (out loud).

    They man was wearing a suit and looked businessy, so of course he was a highly skilled professional. Not just a guy who dusted a bit of gunk out of the machine.

  170. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
    they'll pick stuff that is best, rather than looking to see if it wears Armani suits
    Your argument is like saying that software doesn't need to be attractive or easy to use as long as it works well.
    --
    Not since Marie-Antoinette played milkmaid has looking simple and honest been so fake and complicated.
  171. Toscanini... by ktakki · · Score: 2, Insightful
    One of my old trumpet teachers used to tell me stories from when he played in the NBC Radio Symphony Orchestra, led by the maestro Arturo Toscanini, back in the Thirties and Forties.

    The orchestra played in the space in Rockefeller Center currently used by Saturday Night Live. However, there was no audience present during the radio broadcasts, save for a handful of people not in the orchestra (radio engineers, NBC executives, perhaps a representative from the sponsors or two).

    Despite this fact, every member of the orchestra wore a tuxedo, and Maestro Toscanini wore tails.

    Radio. No audience. Formal dress.

    The story has stuck with me ever since, and I'd often pondered the reason for this. Remember, this was back when even street dress for a professional musician was a suit, tie, and snazzy shoes. No "business casual" back then.

    The best reasons I could determine for this were:
    • Dress uniform, play uniform: having everyone in tuxedoes fostered cohesion among the members of the orchestra, cohesion that would affect the performance.
    • Respect: formal dress would be considered a sign of respect for the repertoire and, by extension, the composers.
    • Tradition: back then, broadcasting and recording took a back seat to live performance. Orchestras wore formal dress onstage; why should a closed session be any different?
    • Professionalism: according to my old teacher, Toscanini was a stickler about things like this, and his sense of professionalism extended to how the orchestra looked, as well as their performance.
    • Attitude: street dress was acceptable for rehearsals, but wearing the tuxedo sent a signal that this was a performance, even if you couldn't see the millions of people listening nationwide.


    Personally, I'm inclined to judge a person's performance rather than their appearance. But even I can't help but think about appearance sometimes: if a vendor showed up to pitch my company while wearing shorts and a UCSC Banana Slugs t-shirt, my first thought would be "Jeez, he just doesn't care, does he?". The product or service would live or die on its merits, but my opinion of the salesman would be tainted by that first thought.

    I think the bottom line is finding the appropriate level of casual/formal dress for the situation. The owner of the surf/skate shop might not mind if I showed up in shorts and sandals to install a POS system, but the funeral director probably would.

    k.
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    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
    1. Re:Toscanini... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Perfect example! Because now that art form only survives with substantial government subsidies.

      A few jobs ago I was back and forth to China to work out some manufacturing issues. Everyone wore the same clothing. The guards at the factory stood up and crisply saluted every time management walked by.

      It took a sandal wearing hippie from California to try to get enough innovation and insight into their manufacturing process that they could take that incredible ability to march in lock-step and actually produce something with it. And as China's economy grows, those jobs are going to be automated away.

      Just as music changed and evolved more quickly when the long-haired sandal wearers got involved, and even if you're a lover of large orchestral works it's been crossover artists who've brought innovation to that genre, so does technology.

      The thing is that most enterprises are afraid of change, and therefore afraid of innovation. Government, the topic of the story, is one of the worst classes of organizations in this respect.

      So you can have your uniform behavior, your respect for tradition, all of that stuff. I'm interested in pushing on the fringes of tradition and questioning behavior so that we can break out of the ruts which are trying to keep us stuck in our same old patterns.

      Besides, ties and super shiny shoes make people look like dorks.

    2. Re:Toscanini... by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1
      I'm thinking that the tuxedo rule had more to do with getting paid.

      Mr. Toscanini knew that he could expect better treatment from the station, and better pay, if he could bring in a roomfull of tuxedo-clad musicians because the people who paid him (and their sponsors) were present to see them.

      The more "high-class" the musicians looked, the more one would think that they ought to be paid.

  172. He wouldn't want to work with you anyways... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    His Slashdot ID is in the 100,000's, and yours is in the 700,000's.

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
    1. Re:He wouldn't want to work with you anyways... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      The 37 year old is a moron and has either a loose grasp of reality or is surrounded by bigger morons.

      Happy now?

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    2. Re:He wouldn't want to work with you anyways... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      I was just joking. Seemed like an egotistical thing this guy might be likely to say.

      If only Slashdot had smiley icons. Ah well.

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      Weaselmancer
      rediculous.
    3. Re:He wouldn't want to work with you anyways... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      Ah well. :)

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
  173. Styles dont influence ability. So what? by here.i.chel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doesn't it strike anyone that it might make the job a lot easier if you just adapted to whatever dress standards your customer might like? I'm just a coder, so I don't do a lot of work around customers, but if I am to appear at a meeting I damn well know how to put on a suit. Try explaining something they won't be able to understand to your customers. Do it in a suit, and they probably lay off the really silly stuff. Do it in slacks and slippers, and they won't believe a word you say. Maybe the tech guys would, but you put them in a bad position for supporting you just by looking the way you do.
    Once you're back behind your workstation, go ahead and wear your underpants on your head. It's what I do, if not so explicitly, but I'm definitely one of the shorts and sandals type.
    It just seems unsensible to me that you try to do your best to keep your code clean and manageable, you go to all lengths at keeping up to speed with technology and then spoil more than you can make up with speed and quality by having one client meeting going the wrong way.

    1. Re:Styles dont influence ability. So what? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      I guess it really depends on whether your success depends on the quality of your work or the appearance you present. Mind you, I'm neither unconscious of my appearance nor trying to make a a counter culture point, but it sounds like you're preparing to be a prime background character in a dilbert cartoon.

    2. Re:Styles dont influence ability. So what? by here.i.chel · · Score: 1

      About the dilbert part: How did you guess I was on the cast for next weeks show? I hope you didn't violate anybody's intellectual property.
      But seriously: I've saved myself some onerous discussions by looking "business-smart". Of course that doesn't make me a better coder in itself, but I guess from being able to adapt to this I get some 30% more time to code (which I like) entirely ripped off the time to discuss stuff (which I dislike because nobody understands anything as well as I do).
      Compared to some people I work with who I wouldn classify as halfbrains either, except for the attire-thing.

    3. Re:Styles dont influence ability. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, unless you are a worker that spends all of their time in a cubicle never interacting with the outside world, then your success does in fact depend partly on the appearance you present.

      Are you going to go to a customer site wearing black lipstick and a huge amount of body piercings? If you are a boss, would you send one of your people to a customer site like a bank or a corporation looking like that, even if you have full faith in their abilities?

      I'm not trying to say that the world should be that way; if I could wave a magic wand and get rid of this aspect of our society, I probably would. Actually I'd love to be able to save money on dry-cleaning and not have to wear a suit to a job interview. But all of the idealism in the world won't change a damn thing.

      If one's insistance on being a non-conformist trumps one's willingness to adapt to these realities, you're going to have to accept that you won't get as far. If you have no problem with that, then more power to you.

    4. Re:Styles dont influence ability. So what? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you're not one of those crazed, knife wielding, sandal wearing goths.

    5. Re:Styles dont influence ability. So what? by nostriluu · · Score: 1


      What will change a damn thing then? :)

    6. Re:Styles dont influence ability. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A supernova :-)

  174. Re: Professionalism by dstone · · Score: 1

    I think you're twisting words and their definitions. Let me give you some examples...

    If you are someone who is not willing to come dressed clean for your job...

    Please don't equate casual with unclean. There's nothing inherently unclean about casual dress, ponytails, sandals, a t-shirt, etc.

    Good appearance not only boosts your confidence...

    Definitely, but your opinion of "good" may not be mine. I suspect you're trying to equate "good" with "suit", which is manipulative. If you think a "suit" would boost someone's confidence, please say that. On that note, I don't believe that a suit necessarily boosts confidence -- it all depends on what one's job involves (sitting, assembling, reaching, typing), one's body and comfort, the quality of suit one can afford, etc.

    Dress like a homeless person and go to the bank, and dress in a suit and go to the bank...

    Absolutely. Now roll the clock back 100 years and replace "dress like a homeless person" with "be a female" or "be a non-white person", and you'll see why simply accepting things the way they are, with old and unquestioned values, is commonly neither the right thing to do nor the path to progress.

  175. Re: Morally Smug, eh? Find yourself a mirror. by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    (actual logical point)
    You realize where 'cultures' come from, right? People select behaviors that seem to work well, and abstain from those that don't, until they have a complete set. So, to make it nice and bolded for you, the only reason cultures exist at all is because they discriminate against each other.
     
    So, what do we call people that identify themselves with a culture and then complain about it leading to discrimination? Hm... complaint of behavior inherent in one's own actions... ah, yes. We have a word for that:
     
      Hypocrite
    (/actual logical point)
     
    So, uh, to answer your question: yes. I feel I judge cultures of themselves and not of the shade of brown the majority of the constituents are coated with, so I'll discriminate all i damn well please, thanks. And I obviously think my culture is the best one, because if I didn't, I'd, you know, switch. Which brings me to my next point:
     
    (opinion)
    The best culture is the American culture: i.e. no culture at all, or everyone's personal culture, however you decide to look at it. We are US, your cultural and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile!
    (/opinion)

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  176. Perfectly legal social engineering by monopole · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I follow the dress code of my California based company (beard, polo shirt, chinos, dress shoes), I am well known as someone who "cleans up well" and can readily give a good impression at a goverment or business presentation. I have no problem with this and rather much enjoy having an excuse to dress to the nines. On the other hand, when I'm back to the lab I'm casual again. This works for me.

    The key point is respect, by dressing up I'm showing in a rather painless way that I can meet managers or business types halfway and can effectively interface with them. If I'm dressed sharper than they are I've beaten them at their own game and have a point in may favor immediately. It makes them considerably more receptive to my non-negotable issues.

    On the other hand folks who made a point of not being able to "clean up well" tend to be rubbing their arrogance in peoples faces. They do it because they assume that they can get away with it because of their awesome skills. Problem is, skills change, and everybody loves to undermine an arrogant bastard, especially when they hand you shovels. Worse yet, they don't see it coming because they aren't able to collect intelligence dressed like that.

    Haberdashery is a form of legal social engineering which is fun and easy to practice.

    1. Re:Perfectly legal social engineering by ministerofsickeningr · · Score: 1

      spot on brilliant. i rad a post a long time ago here on slashdot, and it stated the experience of the educated engineer that was able to rise above the fear of perceptions of self image, and how much happier he was doing other work.. bad story, but in any case your anecdote is appreciated.

  177. Missing the point... by Hairy1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The point Mr Quinn is making isn't that the Linux crowd in general should wear suits. The average programmer isn't going to be doing sales. I personally think the issue is a lack of open source advocates who are business friendly at all. When a organisation wants to move to open source they want to know the company doing it is professional. Having someone turn up in a T Shirt and jandels doesn't do much for their confidence.

    Appearance is important, we cannot possibly invest the effort to get to know 'the real person' for everyone we meet. In order to function we need our sterotypes. Its a bit like justice - justice not only must be done, it must be seen to be done. Similarly, quality in service must be seen. Thats not to say everyone needs to be in a suit; but certainly if you are making a open source presentation to a large organisation you should have appropriate attire; or not bother at all.

    Not bothering is fine of course - nobody is forcing you to advocate and sell OSS solutions, but if you are in that game, and you do care about getting that contract, then perhaps how you dress will impact your chances.

  178. Never a 2nd chance for 1st Impression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You never get a second chance for a first impression. Whether you like it or not, looks and appearances are very important. You often must impress someone who is in marketing, a CxO, etc. Those are the ones who majored in partying and had a minor in business or finance, often also were big greeks on campus (I am a BSEE, MBA, greek, and Linux hacker, so I should know). The sad part, they are usually dumber than you but make far more money (can you say bonus?).

    I often have to "dress the part" and am frequently asked to "talk on their level" as I get critized for being too technical. Those of us who pride ourselves on our technical capabilities often have little tolerance of the ignorant or PHB's (often one and the same). We have to play by their game (they can't play by ours).

    Much has been said about what needs to happen for Linux to succeed. The server room is nice, but the PHBs often don't see the backend servers (remember the post yesterday about the City Manager in OK?). The desktop is critical. Appearances are critical. Overcoming the very polished (read CxO oriented) marketing by Microsoft is difficult.

    Most of the middle and upper managers today learned to use computers on a DOS box and thought that Windows 3.x was the greatest thing in the world (so what if it had to be rebooted several times a day). They see Bill Gates as a hero (very rich, they want to be like him). They often never saw a mainframe (old, legacy IBM stuff in insurance companies and banks, right?). They often never saw a UNIX box, or when they did only saw the command line (how backwards, I can do it all from my Windows GUI). MAC was too liberal, often for the artsy, fartsy. They now are making decisions on budgets, software purchases, and in the end what technology gets used. How ironic.

    Get a haircut then put on a tie and wingtips. They might listen to you. You can then play games and hack the kernel.... You might further Linux's market penetration (and you might even get to penetrate).

  179. Gumma one break mon. by zotz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'the lax dress code of the open-source community is one of the reasons behind the software's slow uptake in commercial environments.'

    Assuming for the sake of argument that this is true, my response would be that if the clean cut, three piece suit set did more of the actual important work on the big projects, then they would be more visible and this would not be such a big problem.

    Therefore, it is the clean cut, three piece suit set who are really holding back the uptake of Free Software in commercial environments.

    Assuming what we did, what is wrong with the reasoning that followed?

    all the best,

    drew
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  180. if you think about it... by mliikset · · Score: 1

    ...it says more about the corporate set than they think it says about OSS. It's not as though long hair in business is unheard of. The sandals, though,...

  181. Sandals & Ponytails give 1 specific message. by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 1

    "I don't follow anyones lead, and I do as I please"

    Sounds like a groovy motto, until you think about it..

    Are you going to want to manage someone, who cannot follow?, Probabbly Not.

    --


    (If at first you don't succeed, do it different next time!)
  182. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    They want people that care about the job. Being willing to wear a suit and tie (which, lets face it, no one really _likes_ wearing, or you'd see a lot of people in their underwear and a collared shirt and tie coming out to get the paper in the morning) indicates a willingness to sacrifice personal comfort to see the job done right. Which, let's face it, is a much more desirable quality in an employee than any amount of smarts will ever be.

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  183. Re:I rate you +5 Ironic by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    "...than being a shortsighted, uninformed asshole in a fancy monkey suit..."

    +5 ironic!

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    ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
  184. OSS has few suit volenteers by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    Geeks get something (ego boosts or working software your call) from contributing.

    What would a marketer get from contributing? (They generally work for money)

    Why would we want to invite the scum in. The day after they sell some fortune 500 on OSS we'll find out what kind of crazy promises they made and scream.

    That said some evangalists (Stallman) are the worst enemy of OSS being accepted in the buisness world.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  185. Re:It's not all about appearance by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I agree. Here at the UW, people tend to wear tshirts or turtlenecks more than shirts/ties. Ties get in the way.

    And you can always throw on a lab coat when you need one.

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    -- Tigger warning: This post may contain tiggers! --
  186. Worst... look... ever by Fluk3 · · Score: 0

    Pony tails on men are ugly, dated and lame. If you have long hair, wear it long. If you can't have long hair, a pony tail doesn't make it look clean cut. It looks like a ratty, cheesy pony tail. The only thing worse than a man's pony tail is dreadlocks (gross).

    Sandals are for the beach and the park. Men shouldn't wear sandals in public places and certainly not in an office. Who wants to see those nasty feet, much less smell them. The only thing worse than seeing a man's feet is seeing his "junk". Men's feet are disgusting to look at. Cover that shit up.

    As for linux.. it is worthless as a desktop and I would never, ever use it as a file-server. A web-server or router at best. But as a workstation... forget it.

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  187. A rule a acquisition by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    Never trust a man with a nicer suit then yours.

    You want to clean up well. But you don't want to pretent you're something you're not.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    1. Re:A rule a acquisition by thirdrock · · Score: 1

      You want to clean up well. But you don't want to pretent you're something you're not.

      What you wear is not what you are.

      --
      >>
      I am the director, and this is my movie ...
  188. Real Reason: IT Mgr's read CNet or are pro-MS by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

    what a developer dresses like, has nothing to do with decision making.

    What IT Managers decide upon, is based upon either A) their own experience, or B) the marketing-hyped FUD they read in mainstream 'tech savvy' sites like Cnet, Computer World, etc.

    Why should people have to dress in a suit and tie, just to sit in a cubicle and code PERL? I do it in my underwear at home, running a multi-million dollar business (from home), self employed, all thanks to open source and learning online (for free).

    my 3 years of internet addiction, now = $3.5m/year revenue, so far.

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  189. hmmmmm by xamomike · · Score: 1

    and to think, I thought it was all due to my collection of Lord of the Rings action figures.

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    There are 10 types of people in the world; those who can read binary, and those who can't.
  190. Nobody forces you to wear sandals by VGfort · · Score: 1

    Seriously I've been using PHP for years now and have never met the PHP developers or had them over to dinner to help promote it to me. So what's the big deal? Its like saying you dont want to use sourcecode cuz the developer who created it is bald.

  191. so what? by j1mmy · · Score: 1

    that just gives businesses less concerned with appearances and more concerned with performance an advantage. companies that still expect suit-and-tie professionals to deliver their software are going to lose market to upstarts without such hangups.

  192. Suits vs. Sandals for Techie Audiences by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Yup, been there, done that. I do Systems Engineer kinds of consulting, which means sales people drag me along to customers. For my customers in the Midwest, I'll wear a suit and tie until I see how they dress at work, and for banks it depends on whether I'm talking to the CIO or the working levels. But I wouldn't dream of wearing a tie to a typical Silicon Valley customer - as one of them said to me a decade ago "extra points because it's a Jerry Garcia tie, but we don't wear ties here". If anything, my job is to be the guy in the beard and sandals that the sales rep brings along to talk to the techies or look like an expert to management, and having me dress like a sales rep would defeat the purpose of having me there.

    I might wear a jacket, if the weather makes it appropriate, but if I do it's usually the tweed-professor-costume, not the 3-piece-banker costume, and I usually wear the formal black Birkenstocks instead of Tevas. At trade shows, the real costume choice is usually whether to wear a T-shirt from a project that's long-dead but interesting, or just a plain shirt, unless I've got booth bunny duty in which case I'll wear whatever color scheme and shirts the marketing people want to use so customers can tell staff from visitors.

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  193. close but not completely correct by rtphokie · · Score: 0

    The dress code (or lack of) observed by Linux and Open Source proponents isn't the problem, even the unprofessional image at can produce isn't the problem. The attitude of the "Sandals and Ponytail" set is the problem.

    "Sandals and Ponytails" are associated with the carefree California lifestyle. This is also associated with fanboy know it alls. This just doesn't mix well in a business environment.

    "Sandals and Ponytails" are some of the most inflexible people out there. If it doesn't conform to their moral view of the world, then it doesn't exist to them. This doesn't mix well in a business environment.

    Introducing a new technology, especially a new OS into a business environment is all about supporting legacy applications. Changes have to be introduced incrementally. This is a big challange with open source OS's and software. Too often the answer is "rip that out and replace it with an open source version." That doesn't fly with the business types and the "Sandals and Ponytails" just cant understand why.

    As long as the "Sandals and Ponytails" refuse to listen to business types and vice versa, open source will continue to struggle.

  194. You have it all wrong by Fluk3 · · Score: 0

    If someone can't be bothered with simple grooming and looking presentable... why should I believe that person would bother doing a good job with their work. How you look says a lot about what you do with your time (or don't do). When I see a lazily, sloppily dressed person, that is an indication of their personality. You should be able to spend time on your appearance AND your work. If you skimp on one, I'd bet you skimp on the other. When you dress like a lazy bum, it is reasonable to suspect you work like a lazy bum. It is a fair and accurate conclusion. I know plenty of hippy dressers and they all fit that mold.

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    I've been upgraded to "bad"!
    1. Re:You have it all wrong by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone always assume that not putting on a suit and tie makes one 'lazy' and/or 'sloppy'? Last I checked, it took me about the same time to put my Jeans on as it did to put my Khakis on. The tie is the obvious exception, but other than that - dressing time is pretty nominal. If my jeans are clean and have no holes, my shoes are clean, and my flannel is likewise fresh, I see no reason why I should be treated any better or worse than someone who chose a different looking ensemble.

  195. dumbest sh1t i ever read by teckfrek · · Score: 1

    This guy is an idiot. The first time I made a trip to Redmond to work with M$, I was an engineer at a startup using Linux as our core OS. My biz dev guy and myself, walk in to meet with a Sr Product Manager at M$ in our khaki's and polo shirts and the Sr PM is wearing a white t-shirt with the sleeves literally torn off and ragged jeans with guess what? Sandals!!! This article is the most ridiculous I've seen in a long time.

  196. On the Other Hand... by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

    if you wear a suit and tie, clients will bend over and drop trou as they give you their wallets? Well, yes, I think the corollary is true too. If Steve Ballmer wore sandals and long hair, and maybe a nose ring, the patsies in corporate wouldn't buy a thing from him.

  197. Hair's too thin for the ponytail these days by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Actually I never did like wearing a ponytail - by the time my hair got long enough, it was usually too hot, and I'd started the male pattern baldness bit early.

    But I've got the graying beard down pat (currently in medium-length mode as opposed to ZZTop mode), and I'm wearing the black Tevas today to go with the black jeans, as opposed to the formal black Birkenstocks I wear to customers or the brown ones I wear with bluejeans :-)

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    1. Re:Hair's too thin for the ponytail these days by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      I like mine long because I've got a bit of a bald spot on top.

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  198. Sandals by Chemkook · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah - that reminds me ...

    I need to buy some new black leather Birkenstocks right away !!

    (I can't believe they first started making them in 1774)

    Because if you are going to wear sandals, wear Birkenstocks.

    Fashion Tip:
    ------------
    Wear black socks with them.
    (any other color looks funny)

  199. The word is "cliched" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does -anyone- wear sandals and a ponytail anymore? That's kind of cliche.

    Sandals & ponytail are a cliche. To be wearing them is cliched.

    I leave it to the Frenchman who comes after me to correct my lack of accents ;)

  200. It's the suits... by Pete+LaGrange · · Score: 1

    The suits.
    They're everywhere.
    They've been running things for about 80 years and look where we are.
    Be afraid, be very afraid.

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    loyalty above all, save honor
  201. Wrong question by Fluk3 · · Score: 0

    The real question is: Why would an employeer want to hire someone that dresses like a child?

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    1. Re:Wrong question by misleb · · Score: 1

      I dunno, maybe because the person has the skills to get the job done? Huh, imagine that. An employer seeking skilled employees.

      And what do you mean exactly by "dresses like a child? Are you talking about a little hat with a propeller? Diapers? Is putting on jeans and a t-shirt dressing "like a child?"

      -matthew

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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    2. Re:Wrong question by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      Where I work, Jeans are seen as unprofessional. Not even perfectly clean, hole-less jeans. I don't quite understand how the fiber something is made out of makes it unprofessional. Its like purchasing clothing that is rugged and lasts is seen as a sign of the proletariat. I personally think they look pretty good ... but i'm not a PHB.

    3. Re:Wrong question by misleb · · Score: 1

      Don't get me started on the arbitrariness of women's dress codes in the workplace. They basically get to wear anything they want because few people have the guts (or knowledge) to criticize their clothing. And when you do, they just dazzle you will fancy terms for their clothing. "Oh, this isn't a t-shirt. It's a blouse." And I love it when they pass off shorts as "skorts." It's like a skirt, 'cept different. Heck, I've seen women come in wearing summer dresses. Nobody cares! But if I'm missing a collar, all hell breaks loose. :-P

      -matthew

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    4. Re:Wrong question by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      I have also noticed that. Problem is, if you complain about it, the only thing that ever gets done is they have their freedom removed. That isn't what I want ... I want to wear shorts!

  202. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    "It is, if you're trying to hire sycophants."
    No it is all about judgement. If you go to an interview to be a network admin for a bank wearing a NIN shirt and flip-flops then you have very poor judgement. If you go to an interview to be a network admin for Slashdot wearing a Windows Polo and penny loafers... Probably a bad choice unless you also have a tux pin.
    Judging a person by the choices they make is really the only way to judge someone.

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  203. You forgot the hair and piercings by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    -:!)

    A mohawk is the closest I can get to multicolored without resorting to ASCII escapes....

  204. Boy... glad I'm in Advertising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy, I'm glad I'm in advertising. Instead of sandals and ponytails, my creative team has tatoos and facial piercings. My boss is a very butch lesbian. She's the one in the Brooks Brother suit.

    I take them on pitches with me to Fortune 50 companies all the time. Never had a client complain about their dress while praising their campaign ideas.

    Perhaps it's the words coming out of the mouth, not the shoes and hair... the screaming corporate antidisestablishmentarianism that comes out of the extremes of the open source movement doesn't paint a good picture of "reliable vendor"

    1. Re:Boy... glad I'm in Advertising... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Your people, no doubt, deliver results, to the same folks who have thrown money down the pit of well-dressed con-men in the past.

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  205. This dress code applys to Unix in general. by olddotter · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that someone should right a book explaining Unix to business types. A full chapter should be devoted to the fact that in the UNIX world (whether developers or system administrators) a person's competence is inversely proportional to their level of dress.

    So a new manager of a UNIX group should look around. The guy who is wearing ten-year-old sandals, with jean shorts, and a t-shirt you would be embarrassed to wash your car with. That person is your best employee, learn to kiss his or her ass.

  206. Everyone is in a subculture. by sultanoslack · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Latching onto subcultures is pretty typical human nature. The corporate softball team is a subculture; the PTA is a subculture; the local church is a subculture. It gives people a sense of belonging and generally, looking at social structure you see that views on appearance, subsets of morality and so on are quite flexible and usually are readily adaptable to belonging to a given subculture. Actually, the ones that you really need to worry about are the ones that can't find a social group to latch on to. Believe it or not, relating to goths or ravers or punks isn't nearly as fundamentally different to relating to suits as the guy that wears polo shirts, but can't talk to other humans.

    I personally think the European underground techno scene is a lot of fun. I really enjoy dancing all night on weekends. To an extent I look the part. But this doesn't keep me from being one of the lead developers in the LinuxLab at one of Europe's largest software companies.

    Why don't I take on the appearance that's typical for the European IT industry? Well, honestly, I'm not that far from the default, though I do have hair down past my shoulders and tend to have kind of a grunge-nouveau look. But the more important thing is that I'm established within my field. I feel like my accomplishments speak for themselves and if you're not the sort of employer that's willing to look past my long hair to the long list of cool things on my resume, then you're not the sort of company that I want to work for. It is in a sense a statement -- it's a statement saying, "I'm good at what I do. I'm not going to be a cookie cutter cog in the corporate environment. You do need to have some flexibility, but if you're cool with that, then I can probably do good things for you."

    1. Re:Everyone is in a subculture. by k12linux · · Score: 1
      I'm established within my field. I feel like my accomplishments speak for themselves and if you're not the sort of employer that's willing to look past my long hair to the long list of cool things on my resume, then you're not the sort of company that I want to work for

      Good point. If you are established and skilled enough to be able to turn down potential jobs in order to find the one you are the most comfortable and happy in, congratulations! I guess I fall into that catagory to a point. I would rather work in a job with flexable hours and not too uptight of a dress code.

      But if someone isn't established or skilled enough to do that then they may have to "play ball" and dress in a way they don't like.

  207. Who cares what the devs wore? by leenks · · Score: 1

    This sounds like FUD to me.

    I work in the UK as a civil servant and my department has quite a large take up of open source software - everything from MySQL through JBoss, Eclipse, Ant, and Firefox. Running on a variety of operating systems, including Linux and *BSD (as well as the usual commercial suspects).

    Tools for the job, and supportability are key, not what the developers wore. Hell, most of our own devs wear jeans!

    1. Re:Who cares what the devs wore? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      > This sounds like FUD to me.

      No doubt at all, there are managers who are far more interested in what you're wearing and how your hair looks, than anything else about you. And this attitude is predominate in the corporate world. The unfortunate thing is, that style of management seems to actually have a positive impact on the bottom line, so it remains the status quo. On the other hand, anybody that comes into my office wearing a tie gets fired on the spot :-)

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  208. It's all about conning people. by leereyno · · Score: 1

    Sales is about conning people, gaining their confidence, getting them to like you. Any con man knows that the pitch for every mark is different. The first step to conning someone is figuring out who they are. When you know who you're selling to, then you know how to sell to them. A good con man can size a mark up in under 5 seconds and have him eating out of their hand in less than a minute.

    But you don't have to be a master con artist to appreciate how this works. The best example is a job interview. How would you dress if you were going to work for IBM? What sort of body language would you employ? What pseudo-persona would you invent to best match your understanding of the kind of person they are looking for? How would you alter these things in response to your perception of the individuals conducting the interview? How would these things differ if you were looking for a job at Amazon? At Google? As a construction worker? Or as a fry cook at the local Bob's Big Boy?

    Most people understand these things intuitively. The need to alter your presentation of yourself to fit your audience is something most discover when they're still toddlers. Unfortunately most hackers (!cracker) are addled with "the knack" http://home.pcisys.net/~tbc/sounds/dilknack.wav and as a result just don't understand why the middle aged man in the nice suit reacted negatively to their Hooters T-shirt, greasy hair, and 5-day shadow -- not to mention their personality quirks.

    Selling ANYTHING is 50% selling yourself, and that means understanding your target audience and being able to manipulate them.

    Another example of this is picking up girls. What do you do? You show the girl what she's looking for. Figuring out what she's looking for is easy, all you have to do is study her for a few minutes, even less if she's with her friends. Assume the persona that is going to pique her interest, and go in for the kill. Dishonest? You bet, but it sure beats lame pick-up lines, unless of course pick-up likes are part of your schtick.

    Lee

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  209. Yes, well ... by Mathness · · Score: 1

    Quinn blames the 'sandal and ponytail set' for sluggish adoption of Linux by businesses and governments.

    That might be true, but it sure beats the viagra PEZ dispensers, mohawks and phallic attachments worn by spammers.

    --
    Carbon based humanoid in training.
  210. use when applicable by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    You have to dress for your audience. I've met with business people and politicians to talk about physics and funding and if I'm not wearing a suit, I'm wearing something not far from it.

    Meeting with other academics, or even people like the Regents of the UC system requires good, practical lab attire (sadly, not sandals).

    The difference being that one group wants to see that I actually put science first, and will be returning to the lab any minute to make great discoveries. The other group wants "respect" or something like that above all else.

  211. Re:Erm...I work there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the average manager still dresses like that. I feel over dressed wearing a geek logo polo shirt, and jeans instead of shorts (even in February.) Quinn ought to visit MS some time.

  212. Comic Book Guy by paullyjunge · · Score: 1

    Well you don't exactly want to do business with the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons do you?

    1. Re:Comic Book Guy by EZLeeAmused · · Score: 2, Funny

      Worst....analogy......ever...... :)

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  213. Re: Professionalism by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. Now roll the clock back 100 years and replace "dress like a homeless person" with "be a female" or "be a non-white person", and you'll see why simply accepting things the way they are, with old and unquestioned values, is commonly neither the right thing to do nor the path to progress.

    Being female or non white is not a choice. If you choose to dress / act / speak a certain way, I will choose to judge you based on your choices.

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    T Money
    World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  214. Oddly enough... by sloanster · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've ever seen a linux sales rep wearing sandals, nor a ponytail. Suits or business casual is the only type of apparel I can remember seeing on any of the reps from redhat, novell, etc.

  215. People still think in producer/consumer terms by ishmalius · · Score: 1
    A great many Windows users, when switching to Open Source, still retain the impression that there is some group or some person responsible for making them happy. The fact that they generously condescend to put an Open Source program on their box means that somebody somewhere owes them a great debt of gratitude and should always be ready at their beck and call to provide them with whatever assistance or service that they need. Now, I'm not blaming the users at all. They have been trained to act this way, to expect corporate hand-holding by the computer companies themselves. And although Mr. Quinn is a hero in my eyes for his support of Open Source, I think that he might be a member of this group. OSS can only be respectable if it is backed by pinstripe suits and big money. I think what Mr. Quinn wants is some kind of godlike figurehead to show up at board meetings and conferences.

    Open Source is not such a model. Rather it is a group effort, and a partnership among developers, distributors, and users of software. You aren't required to join the party, but it certainly helps its cause, and your own. Merely being a software leech is like showing up at the party, taking one of the kegs, and leaving. Oh, and then complaining about the quality.

    By the way, I say "Windows users," because although they would claim to be experienced with computers, they have no knowledge of computers at all, but merely of Windows and GUI applications hosted upon it. Therefore, all computer programs must work and act exactly like Windows if they are proper computer programs.

  216. Rebels vs Empire by namekuseijin · · Score: 1

    It's rebels vs evil empire all the way: the rebels wear ragged clothes, are almost always dirty looking while the evil empire minions are almost always wearing tight and sometimes even downright cool outfits.

    Star Wars and Matrix depict the situation nicely. :)

    I think ideology and freedom go hand-to-hand with poor material condition...

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  217. The news by ficken · · Score: 1

    must be really slow today.

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  218. So true! by ishmalius · · Score: 1

    I want to disagree with you, but I can't. I can't count how many times a contract was won at a strip club. The boss's corporate card bill must have been enormous. But, hey, it worked. Oh, and don't forget to hire your potential customer's son as an intern. Teamsters and longshoremen are saints compared to the tech and aerospace industries.

  219. a good story for slashdot by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

    That should make a good story. make sure you post it whjenever you find the salesperson who'll shut the hell up and leave you alone. I am sure many people would like to know where we can find such a mythical creature.

    1. Re:a good story for slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The local toyota dealer. Ok, his business card said "manager", not "sales person".

      Went in there, "the car is over there". After we checked out just about everything, he came over: "So, how about a test drive?" Took it out for a drive, came back, he told us how much he was willing to cut down the price without being asked (I was ready to pay the full price). Bought the car a few days later.

      I brought my brother who is a mechanic himself, because I don't trust salespeople one bit (although that's the only time I bought a car, so I don't have any experience with car salespeople). So the guy I trusted on the subject *was* the guy in the blue overalls.

  220. I love racist fuckheads by popeguilty · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dare you to say that under your username. Fucking coward.

    1. Re:I love racist fuckheads by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Racist my ass, man has a point.

      Where do you draw the line between accepting something as "part of someone's culture" and "Wrong?"

      Are you in support of any of the cultural norms the Parent posted?

    2. Re:I love racist fuckheads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the AC you're calling a racist. If I had a username I would still post the same thing. I just can't be arsed to register on this site. I would like to know how you reach the conclusion that I'm a racist. I don't give a shit about genetic makeup only behaviour i.e. culture.

  221. WHOA! by JPribe · · Score: 1

    This is one of the most messed up bunch of comments I have ever seen....anywhere.

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  222. I'm a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not.

  223. I dunno, man... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    If Quinn thinks that my footwear is the deciding factor, I wish he'd quit bogarting that joint.

    I dunno, man ...

    If that stuff leaves him F***ed up THAT bad AFTER he comes down and tries to go to work, I'd rather he smokes it all up himself.

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  224. Western & 3rd World Programmers by jantoxicated · · Score: 1

    I dont get it, why should we have to wear nice suits and our counterparts in the Western world have to wear anything but cool?

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  225. completely agree by pedrotabrar · · Score: 1

    open source is just a bunch of tree hugging hippees. Long live M!cr0s0ft and Bill and may they grow bigger and stronger!!

  226. It was strategy, not dress code. by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    IBM turned themselves around by cutting out low-margin commodity businesses - PCs, hard drives, and more recently, laptops.

    And what did they replace these low-margin businesses with? You guessed it! High-margin consulting (with consultants dressed in suits). The strategy shift could not have happened at a better time - Sarbanes/Oxley almost tripled the need for these types of services in the US.

    Sure, IBM still sells a lot of "Big Iron" products, but they pay make a lot of money by selling billable consultant hours.

    Dress code had very little to do with IBM's success.

    -ted

    1. Re:It was strategy, not dress code. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I was fairly certain I didn't imply that dress code had anything to do with causing IBMs turnaround, but apparently that was a bad assumption. The dress code change occured during IBMs re-evaluation of their strategy, said re-evaluation being the historical backdrop for the matter of discussion, that being dress codes.

      The point was that this change in dress code is clearly not harming the adoption of IBM products.

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    2. Re:It was strategy, not dress code. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      The consultants at IBM do not wear suits. IBM'ers who wear suits are called sales people. The techies wear blue jeans and T-shirts in their office, and on the road they'll wear khakis and shirts with collars, but no ties and definitely no jackets.

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  227. im surprised` by [cx] · · Score: 1

    he didnt say it was that kids dont respect software updates anymore and that when he was a kid nobody was talking about penguins and "the internet" software updates was all we had!

    back then it wasnt even software it was cardware!

  228. That's right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slow government adoption of OSS has nothing to do with pork and patronage no sir. It's all about how those people dress.

    What a crock.

  229. Doesn't anyone here watch TV? by Loualbano2 · · Score: 1

    Or look at websites?

    Long hair and sandals used to be the cat's ass, but no more.

    Now if you don't have short little dreads you aren't shit.

    A black man with short dreads is the ultimate in coolness and hipness AND technical ablility.

    Any AOL commercial can confirm this.

    -ft

  230. Dressing professionally... by Belial6 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I keep running into people that use that term, and don't seem to know it's meaning. Being 'professional' means that you do the job in a competent way in a timely, cost effective fashion. Professionl dress is clothing that allows you to complete that job in a competent, timely, SAFE, cost effective fashion. Ties and white shirts are absolutly unprofessional for IT guys that crawl around under desks. Suits and ties are also unprofessional for virtually all blue collar workers, which like it or not, we coders are. To be honest, I would never trust a guy in a tie to touch my computer, and with good reason. While I have met some very competent managers and sales people whole dress in suits and ties, when it comes to coders I have known, cost of clothing and quality of code has been mostly inverse of each other.

    1. Re:Dressing professionally... by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      Being a 'professional' does not just mean you get paid. That is the literal definition, professional means a whole lot more. Just as the comments way above talk about 'acting white'. That doesn't mean you put on a little makeup. There is more to it. (If you want details, just ask- I am a professional at acting white)

      And the guy who crawls under desks? He is NOT a 'professional'. He is a 21st century plumber. One who probably gets paid less than a 20th century plumber.

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    2. Re:Dressing professionally... by Poingggg · · Score: 1

      Well, I have worked for an IBM service company where the field-engineers were required by their manager to wear a tie when visiting their customers. They were the guys who had to work on the innard of servers that most of the time had not been opened for years and I guess you know what that looks like. But even in a clean computer a tie is the summit of impractical attire.
      But those manager-types have the weird mindset of tie == professional, never mind practical considerations.
      I was glad to work in-house although shorts were a big no-no there, despite the fact we had no contact with customers.
      Personally, I hate dresscodes.

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    3. Re:Dressing professionally... by arth1 · · Score: 1
      And the guy who crawls under desks? He is NOT a 'professional'. He is a 21st century plumber. One who probably gets paid less than a 20th century plumber.


      You've never had to pay a plumber, have you?

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    4. Re:Dressing professionally... by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      Obviously your post insinuates that I have never paid a plumber, and therefore either are not very experience, or I still live in a situation where I don't hire plumbers (parents/apartment/etc.). So just by asking the question you make it obvious that you consider yourself superior in at least 2 different ways.

      Umm...yes, I have paid a plumber (yay! I'm in the club!). And that was the point of my post.

      Plumbers get paid a lot of money. An IT guy who makes his living crawling under desks doesn't make nearly as much. Even though both get paid, neither is a 'professional'.

      Yet the plumber can make a lot of money. But there is a social difference between a professional job and a very high-paid blue-collar job.

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    5. Re:Dressing professionally... by rholliday · · Score: 1

      I keep running into people that use that term, and don't seem to know it's meaning.

      You could make the case that "professional" dress applies to your profession, but that is not the generally accepted connotation. What you describe I would phrase as "appropriate" dress.

      One of the definitions of professional behavior is "the person's actions remain in accordance with specific rules, written or unwritten, pertaining to behavior, dress, speech, etc." This covers both our uses. You should wear what is appropriate for your job role and what is accepted (or expected) for your company. No one is saying that you have to wear a tie to crawl under desks, though I've done it. In my original post I mentioned that very few people were wearing ties. A general style of clothing that you would most likely not wear to a frat party or grunge concert is the bottom line. It's about having a modicum of respect for the corporate environment you're in.

      As to programmers being blue collar workers, I think you would find most people would not define sitting at a desk in an office writing code as a blue collar position. You usually have to at least be performing manual labor to earn that title.

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    6. Re:Dressing professionally... by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
      As to programmers being blue collar workers, I think you would find most people would not define sitting at a desk in an office writing code as a blue collar position. You usually have to at least be performing manual labor to earn that title. (emphasis added)
      At my last internship, not only did I get the job with a blue collar (long sleved, incl. tie) shirt, but I was hired as a documenter... Manual labor! Get it? I was working on a manual?? I crack myself up.
    7. Re:Dressing professionally... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 0

      Pleae, stop reidefining words, professional does mean doing something professionaly as in 'getting money for your work'. Btw, what would you call an errr professional electrician as opposed to amateur electrician?

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  231. Dress codes are evil by sycomonkey · · Score: 1

    The sooner the human race is rid of this vile intrusion into our wardrobes the better. What you are wearing very rarely has anything to do with your productivity unless you're a salesman or dealing in PR.

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  232. it's a stereotypical biased world out there by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    If linux were made by minority transvestite single mothers that were gay, I bet it would take off.

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  233. Thats not why its slow to be adopted by justncase80 · · Score: 1

    Its slow to be adopted because it sucks.

  234. More generally true... by Junta · · Score: 1

    Wherever I go, I've found in decent sized organizations the ones that look the least presentable but have managed to stick around a few years are among the best. Not because of anything intrinsic about the unkept look, it is because those are the ones that are good enough that the uptight suits couldn't justify firing in a million years *despite* the look that really rubs them the wrong way. If you don't dress very well and aren't bulletproof with respect to your technical merits, uptight suits up higher will find a reason to replace you with a more visually acceptable candidate, even if technically they aren't quite as good.

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  235. However... by Junta · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it is valuable to have a good team that doesn't need to be led.

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  236. It;s not how good you are..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... its how good they THINK you are.

    Applies everywhere, to everything.

  237. functionality by r00t · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The foreskin mechanically helps to open the woman. It moves hair and labia aside, spreads the vagina open. lets the penis enter with less dry abrasion. Generally, the foreskin helps you get started.

    The foreskin also has estrogen sensors. (you can feel the estrogen, like heat/cold/pressure/etc.) No other part of the human body has this feature.

    Do you find it odd that very few adults with foreskins want to be circumcised? In any case, one ought to let a person choose for himself if he likes to be sexually mutilated.

    1. Re:functionality by ringbarer · · Score: 0, Funny

      I jacked off to this post

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    2. Re:functionality by JJman · · Score: 1

      The foreskin only "mechanically helps to open the woman" if the penis isn't erect. During an erection, the foreskin pulls back to reveal the glans.
      "Do you find it odd that very few adults with foreskins want to be circumcised?"
      No, not in the least. It hurts like hell. That's the only reason. The difference in stimulation is negligable (and based on mearly anecdotal evidence). It is easier to keep a circumcised penis clean. Please, get your facts strait.

    3. Re:functionality by metamatic · · Score: 1
      During an erection, the foreskin pulls back to reveal the glans.

      Dude, you need to see more uncircumcized penises.

      The difference in stimulation is negligable (and based on mearly anecdotal evidence).

      There's nothing anecdotal about the documented loss of millions of sensory receptors. If you want to argue that you can lose sensory input without losing sensation, maybe you ought to come up with a plausible mechanism and some evidence?

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  238. Why is this a problem, again? by t34g4rd3n · · Score: 2, Insightful
    To reiterate: the failure of linux and other open source developers to dress or otherwise maintain themselves in a professional manner is impeding the adoption of open source software in the business world. If they cleaned themselves up, they would find a more receptive audience.

    I am not at all certain I understand the problem. As I read it, the Linux and open source communities are not driven by the goals of market share and profit. Rather, they are driven to provide quality software at no cost, along with the means for other users to use, share, and modify that code. Maybe they see a niche that needs filling, maybe they just like coding - the reasons are not important. What is important is that they don't give One Tight Shit about whether Linux etc. is being adopted by the business world. Whether or not that happens is completely, utterly irrelevant to the ongoing development of their software. If Peter Quinn is concerned about it, that's his deal. What, exactly, does he feel are the consequences that will befall the open source movement if they don't take his advice? Are they going to stop developing Apache just because the head of IT at, say, Sears thinks it's put together by some dude with a Prince Albert? Is the NSA or Merrill Lynch going to stop using Linux because Dan Lyons makes a bunch of jokes about smelly hippies in Forbes? If you can't make a cost- and quality-based argument to convince accountants, CXOs, or politicians, I don't know what to tell you. I don't understand that bullshit world, and I'm glad I'm not a part of it.

    I find it hilarious that some in the business world are trying to use ignorant statements like this as some sort of blackjack with which to intimidate the open source dudes. "You guys better shape up or we won't use your software!" To which the obvious reply is, "That's fine, your decision makes no difference to us whatsoever. If you change your minds, however, Apache, Linux, MySQL, ethereal, snort, and any number of other wonderful programs are available to you at no cost, any time day or night. Good day to you, sir." There's no leverage in this situation because they don't understand that while outward appearances trump everything else in the business world, they don't make any difference at all to the people who actually write the software. If your company believes this, that's fine - you will get the IT you want, and the IT you deserve. I'm sure these people would be shocked to find out that IBM, Merrill Lynch, JP Morgan, Novell, Dreamworks, Lucasfilm, Pixar, the NSA, and the United States Armed Forces , among others, all use software written by scumbags who have long hair and wear t-shirts while they work, because everyone knows that anything done by someone with a ponytail is shoddy and unreliable, and will never be accepted by serious professionals.

    In one tiny nod to the suit-and-tie crowd, however, if they want the textbook example of the childish arrogance of the bedroom coding crowd, look no farther than BitchX. You, sir or ma'am, are either a twelve year old kid, a stupid, childish asshole, or both. What are you, in fourth grade? "Dude, I'm going to call my program BitchX! It'll be totally awesome!" Fuck you, child. Why didn't you call it CuntTalk or FaggotyFaggotClient? Maybe you could have made a fart joke for good measure. I know, I know, you didn't write it for the business community or for grandma's desktop. You wrote it for those who weren't too shallow to be put off by appearances. You sure showed us, we are totally impressed by your non-conformity.

    1. Re:Why is this a problem, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOH! Nice rant.

    2. Re:Why is this a problem, again? by PenGun · · Score: 1

      Well it's obvious you don't know much 'bout the bitch. Attack program par excellance, self defending with deadly responses, well to win98 anyway:). Oh and it does chat too. What do you want to call something like that?

          PenGun
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  239. Guess he's never heard of Sun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he'd been on the major Sun campuses--you know, the second largest open source contributor--he'd discover that most of the employees are definitely not wearing suits... and that includes the CEO and COO. Current issues aside, I'd consider Sun as being quite successful in the corporate world.

  240. What is so magical about suits? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What is with this dress for success bullshit? Will society EVER outgrow it? Fuck, this archaic crap dates back thousands of years.

    Shady car salesmen wear suits. Drug kingpins wear suits. The heads of Enron wore suits.

    A man in nice suits sent our military into Iraq after WMDs that weren't there.

    The former thug leader of Iraq wore suits.

    So what does a suit prove again?

  241. Can't forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unkempt beards, the occasional trenchcoat, fannypacks (my favorite), belts with multiple cellphone clips, and publically visible multitools for the world to see. ahhh, some day these kids will learn to be socially acceptable. wait... no, who am i kidding?

    SHAVE IT. maybe you'll get to kiss a girl someday.

  242. Phimosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Actually, I think male circumcision is barbaric and am not afraid to label it as sexual mutilation. It should be totally outlawed,

    Posting anonymously for obvious reasons. What about people suffering from Phimosis? I had to go through an operation to fix that problem, and I was already an adult at the time.
  243. Tell Me Something I Don't Know by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

    "Quinn, who faced plenty of scrutiny over his support of the OpenDocument standards-based office document format, said proponents of open source in government faced formidable opposition from vested interests if they went public."

    I spent 10 years trying to save the tax payers money by promoting open source solutions within a government agency. For my trouble I was underpaid and denied promotion, and eventually wrongfully terminated under trumped up offenses. "[F]ormidable opposition" is putting it mildly. Promoting open source within government agencies is a good way to get screwed -- even without the pony tail and sandals.

    Eric Giguere writes "CNet is reporting that according to former Massachusetts CIO Peter Quinn 'the lax dress code of the open-source community is one of the reasons behind the software's slow uptake in commercial environments.' In particular, Quinn blames the 'sandal and ponytail set' for sluggish adoption of Linux by businesses and governments." From the article:

    My response to this is f 'em -- if they're so shallow that they ignore technically superior solutions because those who create and promote it don't dress the way they like, they can keep getting ripped off by traditional commercial software. If you're willing to sell out your wardrobe for political expediency, you would be well served to stop promoting open source too and focus on mastering corporate politics so you can get a managerial job with high pay and little work.

    1. Re:Tell Me Something I Don't Know by CamelTrader · · Score: 1


      My warddrobe is a cut off t shirt with knee high boots. thats all. Should I sell out yet?

      From the opposite perspective, the suits could say "If you are willing to lose jobs and money to your right to wear sandals and a sabbat shirt, by all means let us give our money to the guys who look like us."

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  244. I look at it the other way... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
    The move toward Linux has made it more acceptable to wear sandals to the office.

    People still think I'm weird for wearing socks, though.

  245. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stuffy Business types not hip enough to grok LInux benefits... headed to "Acid Tests" to start getting it.

  246. he's right by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

    The conclusion? It's not that OSS developers need to change the way they dress. Rather, it's that the people demanding suit and tie must be kicked out. Decision makers need to start making decisions based on the quality of the product, not on the clothing style of the people developing it.

  247. more like the gas thingies rather than the rope by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    lynchy thingies that Einstein might have been subject to.

  248. It should be noted that by sentientbrendan · · Score: 1

    Plenty of people at microsoft go to work in shorts and t shirt. When I worked there I got made fun of for wearing a buttoned up shirt (short sleaves) a few times, seems that I looked like someone from accounting. The lax dress code is pretty pervasive in the computer field whether you are working on proprietary or open source...

    Generally the places that expect you to dress up are places which are not technology shops at heart, which is to say it isn't a core part of the business.

    Why do computer science guys dress so sloppy? Well,
    1. We work long hours alone in our offices.
    2. We *have* offices for the most part. If you're stuck in a cubicle, and your neighbor Dafnie can see you, you might feel more pressure to take off your "I spend all my reward on whores and ale" T shirt.
    3. We *think* for a living.
    4. Few women at most companies. No matter what the other factors are like if you have more than a few good looking coworkers, you can be sure that people will start coming into the office better dressed and groomed.

  249. cue: Peace Frog by ahfoo · · Score: 1

    I'm sure most of us are too young to recall the Get Clean for Gene campaign in 1968. But, I think the 1968 Chicago Democratic National Convention speaks volumes about where these calls to cut the hair end up. Certainly that time and place was a locus of dozens if not hundreds of millions of factors but whether or not to grow long hair is a deeply personal and passionate subject and that's because even more than the clothes one wears the style and length of one's hair speaks volumes about one's political position.
            This is not a simple algebra of long hair equals liberal while short hair equals conservative. That sort of generalization is generalized enough to be as good as saying nothing at all. But within the delicate and complex intricacies of personal politics that are as unique and varied as each individual on Earth, we can say one thing --it does mean something. The style in which one wear's one's hair means something to that individual. What it means exactly cannot be generalized. But it does mean something to the individual who chooses to wear that hair style and that's the whole point. People absolutely have the right to make their own choices about how they want to appear.
            When someone comes along and says you can't choose that style because I don't like it or I'm saying that society doesn't like it so you better not choose that --that's looking for trouble. THat's oppression. Even if people go along with it, the results get ugly nonethless. The problem is not how much hair people do or don't have, the problem is oppression and the addiction to controlling other people's appearance and behavior.
            But this guy is just an old geezer ready to retire. He looks old enough to have voted for Johnson. So, whatever.
            What he doesn't know is that there is actually a trend in the United States today towards long hair that hasn't happened in many years. I notice these things as I haven't cut my hair since I was eighteen and I'm almost forty now. For many years it was rare for me to see a fellow long hair. But since the war started I've seen crowds of younger kids go from shaggy to little ponytails and I'm starting to see some braids out there.
            Now, you might think I'm biased, I am, but if you don't believe there's a trend then I have a little Google for ya. Go to Google news and look for Regis. Regis is a parent company of Vidal Sassoon, The Hair Club and dozens of hair salon chains located around the country. This quarter they didn't make their numbers. Their official explanation was that there is a nationwide trend towards growing long hair which is cutting into their profits.
            Don't believe it? Go look for yourself.

  250. Re: meatalicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're so much better than everyone because you don't eat meat, then why can't you find the shift key, dumbass? Ever heard of capitalizing the first word of each sentence? It will make you look more intelligent, but that's not saying much.

  251. Do you care enough to "be them"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this isn't "the truth", but there sure is some smoke here:

    * If you don't care enough about fixing something simple like your appearance, how can I trust you to with my complex business? It is complex to me, that is why I want help, right?
    * If you care about me, why do you meet me looking like you don't care? I'm supposed to be important to you, a client with money, yet you treat me with disrespect by not showing outwordly by dressing up that our deal is significant to you.

  252. Bill Clinton by unknownworld · · Score: 1

    Let us hire Bill Clinton to market OSS...

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  253. Muggle Money. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    My response to this is f 'em -- if they're so shallow that they ignore technically superior solutions because those who create and promote it don't dress the way they like, they can keep getting ripped off by traditional commercial software.

    So if I use Linux and am not a muggle, can I pay 95% less tax?

    The government is a scam. The only reason to give them a thin dime is that they have all the guns. --And that all the dimes were made by them.

    I wonder what would happen if you set up your own money system in your community, (and thereby, stop using banks and traceable, taxable income, and only donate your cash and time to whatever system of government your community agrees to establish in your region). . ?

    Oh yeah. They'll call you communist and anti-capitalist, stir up all the dumb 'mericans with time-tested propaganda, and then burn you down Branch Davidian Style.

    Golly! You can't have people opting out of the tax grid, now can you?


    -FL

  254. USENIX UniSuit by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Still, whenever I see somebody in a suit, I assume that they've spent time and energy on their appearance that would be better spent on their work. And, conversely, if somebody wants me to conform to a dress code, I assume that they care more about appearance than performance.
    Hence this joke from around 1991 on rec.humor.funny about the UniSuit
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  255. Obsolete programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When I see ponytails and sandals on a programmer today, I tend to think "obsolete". That went out decades ago. If they're fat, probably "lazy", too.

    The better young people seem to be well-dressed. Not necessarily conventionally dressed; they may have tats and piercings. But they have some sense of style. To be a useful programmer today, you must have some sense of style and design. Almost everything has a graphical component today. (Command line fanatics: you're obsolete.)

    Actually, when recruiting programmers, I usually ask them, by e-mail, to send me a thousand lines of C++ code they're proud of. Most of them bail at that point. Some send back terrible code. ("Your code sample has been received. Your first buffer overflow is on line 56. Thank you for your interest.") And once in a while, you get a good one.

    None of the ones who sent in good code showed up with beard, sandals, or a pot belly.

  256. Ugly and Cheap by wwwillem · · Score: 1

    Those little blue "flip-overs" Walmart makes its staff to wear, can hardly be called a uniform. It's IMHO a disgrace to force your employees to wear something so ugly and cheap. But those are the two Walmart keywords, so it is probably fitting (the words, not the uniforms :).

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  257. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by ditoa · · Score: 1

    Of course it [w|sh]ould however if the choice is between a scruffy person and a smart person who are pretty much equal you are not helping yourself by not dressing smartly.

  258. RMS is the best example... by b166er_zeroone · · Score: 1

    A while back I was invited to a FLOSS convention in an Arab country where RMS was a speaker. So he shows up, as usual, wearing his red shirt with sandals ( he was even bare foot at one point as I recall). So he does the usual speech, what freedoms the GPL guarantees, why patents are bad, and bashes Microsoft along the way.
    He finishes and we all leave. On the way out I overhear two people speaking to each other, from the looks of it one is a big shot political personality, probably a minister, and his secretary. The minister was wearing a suit that probably costs more than the income of a couple of families for a whole year in that country. The conversation goes like this:

    Minister: So who's this guy again?
    Secretary: Sir "Seedy in Arabic", this is the American guy that made the company called "Lie-nooks" and he is challenging Microsoft.
    Minister: Hmmm, well from the looks of it he's not doing so well...

    I just chuckled and moved along. Thing is even the LUG members over there, who had a speech to give, were all wearing suits which is sensible since it was a highly government sponsored event and they didn't want to look like a bunch of slackers.
    The sad part is that the minister would have been more convinced if RMS was wearing a suit, I can't even imagine RMS in a suit, and looking like a marketting puppet from a mega-corporation from the states.

    1. Re:RMS is the best example... by PenGun · · Score: 1

      As a long time slackware user, I take exception.

          PenGun
        Do What Now ??? ... Standards and Practices !

  259. Think of it as interface design by jacquems · · Score: 1

    All too often, software that is great in concept gets overlooked because the interface is clumsy, ugly or intimidating. The same applies to people: you may be brilliantly talented, but if you show up for an interview or meeting looking like you've spent the night in a dumpster, it's not going to make a good impression. Regardless of whether it should or not, appearance matters. Making the effort to be nicely dressed and nicely groomed is seen as a sign of respect and professionalism. If you want to game the system, you have to figure out how it works first. Women have known how to dress for effect for longer than history can record. Time for men to catch up.

    1. Re:Think of it as interface design by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      You started off well, except for the substance over appearance concept - most good UIs don't just look good. A basic dressing style is more akin to a Google or useit.com, compared to a Flash front end (armani suit).

      Later, I could almost the same thing about taking the boss to a strip club. People have been doing it for ages. Other people have been making the point that one person's "well dressed and groomed" is another person's poison, I wonder which culture you are favouring in your choices.

  260. Sandals and Ponytails slow adoption by S3D · · Score: 1

    I completly agree. Businesses and governments better adopt sandals and ponytails faster if they don't wont to fall behind the leading edge of the technology. Their rigid dress code face formidable opposition form the hight tech community.

  261. goths are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goths are stupid.

    confirmed.

    They keep from conforming to social norms by conforming to the norms of a subset of society. Goths are so totally non-conformist... and that's what makes them cure cancer.

  262. Classic Slashdot by caffeination · · Score: 1
    Meh...
    Circumcision as a therapeutic medical procedure may be recommended to treat a variety of conditions, such as pathological phimosis, chronic inflammations of the penis and penile cancer
    National medical associations in America, Canada, and Australia do not recommend routine infant circumcision, and several recommend that doctors discuss the benefits and risks with prospective parents.
  263. Office politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With perhaps a dab of paranoia: Most of us work in some sort of company of individuals where at any given moment, there's a finite amount of resources, titles and booty. Some people will fight, and fight dirty for those resources. Even when fighting dirty, one needs some sort of weapon/ammunition. By dressing stylishly conservative, 98 times out of 100, you've eliminated your personal style as a weapon to be used against you. You can't conceivably guilt trip every person you will ever meet into accepting your quirks, so this is something one ought consider when building a carreer.

    My solution: Find a company without politicians (hard to do, but I've done it). This way, whenever I wear a suit these days, I do it because I look like a million dollars - and not to placate the trolls in the shadows. Makes me happier in a innocent sort of way.

  264. Discrimination is discrimination is wrong by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    It's the person on the inside that counts. If you have a problem with what I'm wearing, it's your problem. Just like it's your problem if you have a problem with the colour of my skin or what's between my legs. It's your problem, and you don't have a right to take it out on me.

    But, some people just have the idea in their minds that there are two types of people in the world, good enough and not good enough, and that they can be told apart visually. That idea can manifest itself as sexism, racism, homophobia ..... or clothesism.

    Just because a person can change their clothing more easily than they can change their sex or the colour of their skin, does not mean that this is legitimate grounds for discrimination. In fact, I would say the opposite: as long as the sin of clothesism is perpetrated, there will exist some justification in some people's minds for racism, sexism and all the other -isms out there.

    The obvious answer is to unify the sex discrimination, race relations, disability discrimination, gender preference discrimination and all other similar laws into one new law, making it a criminal offence to discriminate against any person on any grounds beyond aptitude for a particular endeavour. Your would not say to a black employee, "Look, can you try to stay out of the way this afternoon, please? We've got some important new potential customers coming around, but they're Ku Klux Klan. It's not going to do us any favours if they see you here."

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    1. Re:Discrimination is discrimination is wrong by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      The obvious answer is to unify the sex discrimination, race relations, disability discrimination, gender preference discrimination and all other similar laws into one new law

      I always think of laws as rules designed for people who lack common sense.

      Let's face it, most of us intelligent people just go about our daily lives interacting with other people without thinking about what they're wearing or what colour their skin is... added to this, I always turn things on their head anyway - if someone discriminates against or prejudges me, I treat them as people who probably aren't worthy of my time in the first place - so it's no great loss to have nothing to do with them.

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    2. Re:Discrimination is discrimination is wrong by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      What about beauty? Does me wanting to nail hot chicks, and not ugly ones, count as discrimination?

      This is a serious question, because in many areas, appearance matters.

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    3. Re:Discrimination is discrimination is wrong by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Phraseology such as "nailing" "chicks" sounds rather sexist, so you lose already.

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    4. Re:Discrimination is discrimination is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think "panel pinning", as opposed to "nailing", would be more accurate in your case.

    5. Re:Discrimination is discrimination is wrong by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Hot chicks with huge tits rule.

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  265. Maybe so by caffeination · · Score: 1
    Probably not, but that doesn't mean RMS just gets to be the spokesman for the entire movement for the rest of his life. If this is a meritocracy, companies like IBM and Red Hat are our overlords, and thankfully, for the most part are probably seen as such thanks to all the *Expos and *Cons.

    Everyone has to outgrow their founders and visionaries at some point. In our case, the sooner the better. We don't need another tin foil RFID tag stunt. Not that I don't agree with the sentiment, but that sort of thing is the EFF's fight, not the FSF's.

  266. You're confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's apple employees who have ponytails and sandals, not the open source crowd.

  267. You do not 'choose' your reaction by karzan · · Score: 1

    We learn our reactions through our culture and our personal experiences, and then we react without thinking or choosing when we perceive stimuli to which we have learned to react. We might even be unable, upon trying to choose to react otherwise, to change our reactions because they are so deeply entrenched.

    For example, if I take out a knife and walk toward you menacingly, you are going to react by being frightened. Even if I say, 'I am only joking' you are still going to be frightened. Why? You are just choosing to react that way right? Wrong. People are not little atomic, liberal, choosing machines. We are made by our environment as much as we make it. We do not choose the reactions we have learned, that is why it is a 'reaction' rather than a 'choice'.

    Similarly, we learn stereotypes. We learn racial stereotypes, gender stereotypes, this is why it is so difficult for many people to overcome them. People who have deeply entrenched racial stereotypes are like people who have developed strange phobias, they may come to realise that they are irrational but they cannot just 'choose' to suddenly rewire their brain, although they may be able to do it painstakingly over the course of a long period of time.

    We learn cultural meanings. And a suit has a cultural meaning; a clean shave versus a beard has a cultural meaning; scraggly hair versus neatness has a cultural meaning. Everything has a cultural meaning. The way that society has to work, for purely logistical reasons if nothing else, is that most of the time, people have to conform to each others' expectations rather than every one of us having to constantly change our expectations for the exceptions. This is why for example we don't see nudists coming in to work naked. People can scrape by dressing like shit, but they still don't break the rule of wearing clothes.

    Nevertheless, what they wear has a cultural meaning, and people do not react to it as a 'choice', they react to it through a learned reaction, they same way they react to everything else through a learned reaction. To go in to work dressed like shit and say 'Why don't you overcome your prejudice, man?' is absurd individualistic tripe. Get over yourself.

  268. What total nonsense by ACORN_USER · · Score: 1

    This simply BS of the highest degree. When large organisation investigate open source technologies, they do not interface with the likes of your run of the mill or guru linux developer. They use commercial interfaces, wearing suits and selling oss as enterprise solutions. If you goto CA and they set you up with Linux, you are really unlikely to see a pair of sandels. If you are using enterprise Linux and paying $$$ for a support contract, you are not going to interact with penguin wearing hackers. We are an articulate bunch and those that go off dealing with high profile clients on large projects are sensible enough to wear formal trousers and at the very least a shirt. If you're lucky, there might be a penguin tie. That was jest. In reality you'll see suits and hear enterprise buzz words. And whether the employee wears sandels or not is down to company policy. A lot of high caliber oss developers wear suits to work. Yeah, I missed the days when I'd wear my vectorised BSD daemon t-shirt, but you have to write an adapter or standardise to whatever API is expected in a given situation. We do with code and we do it with clothes. Obviously you can spot the geek with the short tie and belly bulging shirt who has just been to an interview, but in a couple of years he'll refine his interfacing skills or remain in the background. That said, the person interfacing with large institutions is probably barely technical and mostly good at selling stuff.

  269. If Only... by goodtim · · Score: 1

    If only those people at Google would only get their act together and start acting and dressing professionaly, then maybe Google would make some money and their stock would go up. Jeeze. [/sarcasm]

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  270. Dressing up for a date by Meneguzzi · · Score: 1

    Despite all of the sociological/antropological-prejudice/lifestyle discussions, I think that the people who made the point about dressing up for talking with the customer are the ones that got it right. Namely, dressing up for the customer is like dressing up to go on a date, it is a statement for "You matter to me". When you really care about somebody you will effect changes in small details of your attire to please them, and this is exactly what you are doing by dressing up to go to the customer. You don't have to necessarily put on a suit and a tie, but going well-shaved (or nicely trimming your beard if you have one) in well ironed clothes (rather than that "Unix Rocks!" scruffy t-shirt) says that you have taken the time to please the customer.
    Please bear in mind that the way you dress in your workplace has nothing to do with that, because if you are a programmer and you are expected to do long hours of coding, well your workplace has become your second home, and it is your right to feel comfortable there. But that too is true only to a certain extent. Nobody is an island, and most companies where large projects take place, there will be a team of people doing the job alongside you, so taking the time to look pleasant to your colleagues also states that *they* matter to you, but there you are supposed to be among friends, so as long as you are not doing anything completely anti-social (like lacking personal hygiene to an extent that others notice...) sandals and lack of shaving will not be such a problem.

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  271. Obvious answer by acariquara · · Score: 1
    To take it out of context, let's have another example. Let's say you want to buy a BMW. So you go to the dealership. Now who are you more likely to trust as a knowledgeable salesperson? A woman in a nice suit, or a women in a old jogging uniform?


    I would definitely buy from the woman in a cheerleader outfit and stripper heels.

    Wouldn't you?
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  272. Wrong way around by Tom · · Score: 1

    Given that it's the corporations who'd profit quite considerably from adopting Free Software more, and no so much the other way around, I'd say he has it backwards:

    It's the outdated and irrational reliance on basing technical judgement calls on clothes instead of technology that is holding the business world back in their adoption of Free Software.

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  273. Comfort by hicksw · · Score: 1

    A made to measure suit is more comfortable than mass manufactured clothing. You can look good and feel good at the same time. And a lightweight woolen suit over a 100% cotton shirt is about as cool as anything you can find to cover yourself with.

  274. Ah... the endless smallness of human minds by TractorBarry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In most "advanced" human cultures it's illegal to discriminate on the grounds of:

    1 Race.
    2 Skin Colour.
    3 Sex.
    4 Sexual orientation.
    5 Physical Disability.
    7 Age.

    However personal choice of attire seems to be amongst the last bastions of acceptable discrimination.

    And just why is it that the "acceptable standard" is always based around the preferred attire of a fat, middle aged, white man with no discernible dress sense and who's probably spent one half of his life being dressed by his mother and the other half being dressed by his wife ?

    (And now I'm off on a good rant) Have you seen the fat fools in their golf wear ? or in the utterly embarassing "casual wear" they occasionally wear on the rare "team building" events in the pub ? The mind simply boggles... but hey it that's what floats their boat more power to 'em. (yeah I know I'm sterotyping heavily here but this is the mindset we're dealing with...)

    Personally I look forward to the day when the mindless majority wake up to the idea that the packaging is not the contents, that people are all different, and that this is a GOOD THING. Diversity breeds innovation. Conformity breeds stagnation. We need suit wearing, small minded, twits as much as we need poinytailed, sandal wearing geeks. The two should just learn to see the good points in each other and get along... Or have a war when us geeks will seriously kick the suits asses (after all who invents all the good weaponry ?)

    And people wonder why aliens never bother landing... when most humans can't even cope with members of our own species who have a different taste in haircut or pants.

    Pah.

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    1. Re:Ah... the endless smallness of human minds by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Or have a war when us geeks will seriously kick the suits asses (after all who invents all the good weaponry ?)

      You can count me out of any of that "war" rubbish... I'm heading down to the nearest concrete bunker wearing my sandals with my big collection of O'Reilly books under my arm...

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    2. Re:Ah... the endless smallness of human minds by udippel · · Score: 1

      What about lack of basic math ?

      (or was it one-two-three-sex-four-five-seven intentionally ?)

  275. Oh tvell by Erixxxxx · · Score: 1

    The article is just one idiots subjective opinion. This is what happens when management is responsible for technical purchase decisions - the decisions are based on any number of superficial criteria (i.e political).

    Its not all that accurate though; in my experience, open source software is usually considered right along side commercial software; if its adopted, its because it does something better; if not, its because the commercial software does something better. Whether its open source or not doesnt end up influencing anything unless theres a good probability the code may need to be tweaked in the future. Most all places Ive worked use a mix of both. The exceptions have been just that: exceptions.

    The article is somewhat interesting from a cultural perspective, though. It seems that the behavior normally exhibited by groups of 13 year old girls in malls is now being seen as 'mature'. If it really is seen as rational to make purchasing/business decisions based on nothing more substantial than social bigotry, then its a good time to become a used car salesman - the patsies are lining up at the door. After all, pretentious self important people exist for others to use and exploit. The single largest reason to not let your ego get out of control is that it becomes a weapon others can and will use against you.

    'How dare you come in here with that long hair and those jeans and try to sell me that pneumatic hammer gun? This standard hand-held hammer works just fine; you seriously expect me to pay attention to someone who couldnt even dress decently to show me his product?'

    'Ok dumbshit, never mind. Scuse me, I gotta jet; Ive got a meeting with your competition.'

  276. They're called fags. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Mac has always been the fag computer.

  277. Copernicus, right? by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

    That's what happened to him too, wasn't it?
    With a fancy dress you can do anything. I've got to get me one of those Supreme Ruler Suits:)

  278. You can afford to look presentable by swordfish666 · · Score: 1

    Listen up kids!!

    We live in a world where bling is the thing. When J.Crew looks form models for their catalogs they look form people that are easy on the eyes and are not going to detract form their cloths. Sure some male models may have long hair but it doesn't look like a rats nest. The same goes for LLBean. Long haired gernola eatin hippies that look nice.

    I've said this before in another post.

    Van Husen is your friend. They sell nice looking well fitting cloths (invisible elastice waist-bands for you chubsters) that are wrinkle-free. Wrinkle free means if wash it, dry it ,iron it and then hang it up you've got a shirt or trousers that you can ware at least twice before you need to iron them again.

    The prices are not bad.
    $40 Will get you a nice pair of trousers and an Oxford Button-down.
    $50 will get some nice expand-O waist Trousers and a Button-down.
    Another $50 will get you a blazer.
    If you don't own a blazer buy one. Get a Navy-Blue one because it will go with any shirt and trousers.
    The other cool thing with Van Husen is that there cloths are designe form modularity. You can mix-and-match their stuff and you'll still look good.

    If you're really on a budget Target has a line of cloths called Merona which need a little more ironing but look good and won't break the bank.

    Face it social perceptions out weigh your skills and knowledge.

    Anyway all of the above information is useless if you don't shower and comb you hair!!

    BTW- I'm not gay, I've just been married for too long.

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  279. Santa Claus by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 1

    One of the most popluar men on the face of the earth wears a red and white suit, has a big fluffly beard, wears a stocking cap, is over weight. I think someone needs to cut the ponytail/sandal crowd some slack lest they find a lump of coal in their stocking.

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  280. In The Words Of Brit Comedian Ben Elton... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    ... Hitler wore a nice pressed suit, his hair cut short & shiny boots - Jesus Christ had uncut hair, a beard and sandals...

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  281. Open Source Poseur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Peter, perhaps the slow adoption of open source could be attributed to poseurs like you spending 5 million taxpayer dollars on crappy CA products...pass me the sandals and ponytail...

  282. Sometimes Yes, Sometimes No by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

    I think that several people have stated it or parts of it, but here's my take:
    Does the sandles-&-ponytail nature of OSS development effect it's saleability?
    No
    Does the lack of 3-Piece-Suit-Wearing face men for those OSS projects effect it's saleability?
    Yes
    The people who ultimately decide on which software is going to be used are the 3 piece suit MBAs.
    Do they care what the techie in the basement wore when they wrote it?
    No
    Do they care what the man in their boardroom is wearing when they try to sell it to them?
    Yes
    I've been a tech for 20 years now in 3 different industries (Bio,Chem,& now IT), I've had to deal with everybody from the schmo who resurfaces FTIR-TIR plates to President/Owners who want to know why they can't successfully run a water catalized coating on an unsealed unit in the middle of a weeklong thunderstorm. The cruel reality is that people divide the world into US and THEM a lot more than they will admit, and the most obvious way to see that someone is an US is how they dress.
    Best advice I ever got for interviews? Find out how you are supposed to dress on the job everyday and show up to the interview 1 step higher.
    Job is casual - dress business casual, the job is business casual - dress business, etc.
    The other thing is dress for your audiance. You show up for a tour of the sewers in Armani, everyone is just going to think you are a pompus asshat & not give you any respect. You show up in cutoffs and a T-shirt for a board meeting, you are a bum who can't possibly provide them with anything usefull.

    Of course there are times that people are just nucking futs about the dress-code. One company I worked for made us wear button-downs, dress-slacks, dress shoes, and ties - to work in a lab with liquid adhesives and rotary presses. Their reasoning? They had expanded the sales office space to surround the lab and we were now 'Office' people because customer's might see us.
    Same company once called a company they had been doing business with for 15 years and told them to cancell all the orders and never send another salesman. The reason? The salesman had shown up with a well trimmed beard.(Everyone knows you can't trust people with beards.)

  283. On the symbolic importance of dress... by GnomeChompsky · · Score: 1

    Well, so I'm not strictly speaking, a techie. But as a University student, I have had occasion to notice the difference that different styles of dress have on my own behaviour.

    For instance, once while having terrible trouble focusing on writing a paper, I decided to take the indirect advice of an old Bugs Bunny cartoon: I dubbed an old hallowe'en witch hat my "essay-writing hat" and put it on. I was focused, not due to the hat, but due to the power I imbued it with. It's silly, but even now, it still works. I feel like I can write better and quicker when wearing the hat than when not doing so.

    If you associate a suit and tie with working, it's likely that you'll work better while wearing them. It's purely psychological, but people are fetishistic like that. Exploit that symbolic potential all you can!

  284. Professional Dresscode in Oracle consulting... by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

    Here's some consulting dress codefor professional Oracle Database consultants. That could teach something for OSS about how to look in front of a customer. And how important is to look good when customer is *NOT* seeing you.

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  285. As long as his 'tools' stay in his briefcase... by Poingggg · · Score: 1

    I would not be bothered. Or does he have 'tools' in his pants too?

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  286. Don't judge a book by its cover by corvenus · · Score: 1

    Simple answer. I know it's cliché to say this, but to me it's very true.

    Not everyone in a suit is an arrogant asshole, not is everyone wearing casual clothes is trustable.

    If you consider that a women wearing a suit is automatically a lying hypocrite than you are no better than the suit guy who doesn't trust you because you're not wearing a suit. Perhaps the girl in a suit dresses like that because she likes it. Who knows? I sure don't assume to know her motives for dressing that way.

  287. Counterexample by metamatic · · Score: 1

    My parents did their best to bring me up as a meat eater, but I never liked the stuff. You can ask my mother about the battles to get me to eat bacon, pork, lamb, liver, ...

    As soon as I moved away from home and had the chance to make a free choice without requiring that they cater to my whims, I stopped eating meat.

    So I really don't believe that meat has any unique appeal.

    Now, cheesecake on the other hand...

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  288. Dispute by metamatic · · Score: 1
    For doubters, read Robert Malloy's book. I love and hate this book. It's hard to dispute empirical research.

    The very first review on the page mentions that the book doesn't include any details of the methodology or the research results. On that basis, it's pretty easy to dispute. In fact, it's a worthless "because I'm an expert and I say so" book.

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  289. Dressing up is not about... by cmdrwhitewolf · · Score: 1

    "Professionalism", it's about conning people - Making people judge you favorably by only your appearance - not your skills, or actions, or integrity. That's where the problem really lies, in the active deception by many individuals!

    I've heard it multiple times before, whom would you trust to buy your product from more?

    A well dressed man holding a snazzily packaged set of eggs, or a dirty jeaned farmer holding a wicker basket of eggs?

    The well dress man, naturally. But in this situation, the well dress mans' eggs could be tainted, and farmer's could also be perfectly healthy.

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  290. http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/ by seramar · · Score: 1

    I somehow stumbled upon this while doing some research in college. I decided after reading through all of the articles that most of us have been cheated, and if I ever have a son, it'll be a decision he can make when he is older.

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  291. Who cares what Peter Quinn thinks? by pigs,3different1s · · Score: 0
    1. I'm ahead of the tech curve, and he's waaay behind.
    2. I don't need a suit and tie to make people accept me, but maybe he does.
    3. I'm employed, and he's not!
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  292. quality doesn't need wrapping paper. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just because of being raised in a rural western small town but when I see someone wearing a suit, who isn't actually engaged in running a large company, my thoughts are "what's he trying to sell me?" and "why does he have to dress up to do it?" Immediate suspicion.

    but then again, I'm about as far from a CEO as you can get. They probably think exactly the opposite that I do, so the article's probably completely right.

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  293. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by Risen888 · · Score: 1

    A person that dress how they want and doesn't care about how they look may also not care about being on time, meeting deadlines, following guidelines, or security procedures.

    I see this argument advanced all the time whenever a topic like this comes up. I've never understood it. How the hell do you correlate those two things? What do they have in common? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    Hey, I finally got my first freak! Took you long enough!
  294. Professionalism by aminorex · · Score: 1

    The open source community as a whole respects function above form, and regards true professionalism as the ability to produce results. The center of gravity in most open source subcultures incorporates a meritocratic value system, including tolerance of individualism and respect for others, which can be construed as professionalism in the best sense, whereas personality and fashionistic bigotry and posturing can be understood an unprofessional in the extreme. The opposition of these viewpoints is essentially irreconcilable. I rather expect business culture to change, than open source culture to change, because business culture also has a figure of merit, measured in cash, and will change in order to adapt to the society, while the principles of open source culture run deep into values of human dignity which are not mutable over the short term. Businessmen need to sell things to others in order to continue in their project, and so they will adapt to the value system of the surrounding culture. That includes, and in the large is being increasingly influenced by, the deeper human values expressed in the open source movement.

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  295. Totally OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is OT and apropos of nothing, really, but as I was reading your post, "Sultans of Swing" cycled in on iTunes. Meaningless synchronicity.

    Mad props to you for hanging out in the Euro underground techno scene.

  296. How I lost my dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd studied Art & Design in college, and wound up in sales at Walt Disney World. Not much more than minimum wage, boring crappy job. So I looked at the want ads daily.

    I'd taught myself to program in assembly and was looking for something in IT when I saw an ad for a job at a game company (this was back in the days of the text adventure and Pac Man). They wanted someone who understood programming that had an art background.

    So I called the number and talked with the fellow who owned the business, a man named Scott Adams. He seemed impressed with me over the phone and set up an interview to meet the staff and see the facilities.

    I wore slacks and a button down shirt. Working at Disney meant I had shorter hair then a US Marine and no facial hair, not even a little mustache.

    All the people there had long hair, and dressed in tshirts and jeans.

    I didn't get the job. I'm convinced that if I'd worn jeans to the interview I'd have been hired.

  297. Tie Fighter by BodhiCat · · Score: 1

    Did you see the tie the guy was wearing in his picture on the article? Its pretty tacky for someone concerned with personal apperance.

  298. I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You can call it prejudices or whatever.

    I do, and so do a lot of people. You can justify it however you want but the fact remains that it is prejudice.

  299. Well, excuse me all to hell, then. by Rinzai · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am not a business drone.

    I don't do business drone-like things. You know what I mean by that--have endless, usually pointless, meetings (not to mention "pre-meetings," whatever the hell those are), generate tons of paperwork in an effort to appear like I'm actually working, and rely on charts and graphs to know my position in the world. I don't treat automobiles, houses/neighborhoods, or wives as some kind of a status symbol. I'm down on the metal, doing what I do best--sculpting in pure electricity.

    So, I don't feel any particular need to dress like a business drone. I think it's a good thing for me to dress in such a way that people can tell the difference, so they know what to expect.

    Socially aware? Please. My social contract with the world at large is not to show up naked. That's it. Beyond that, it's all up to me. The world can deal with it, because the world benefits from what I do. [You better believe it--what I've done over the past 10 years, in concert with a small team of very talented people, has revolutionized a very large world-wide industry.] If the world wants what I have, then the world deals on my terms. I didn't ask to be in the game, and nobody offered me an opportunity to determine the rules. Ipso facto.

    For the record, I don't have a ponytail and I don't wear sandals. I also don't wear long-sleeved shirts, or dress pants. If that gives the business guys an aneurysm--GOOD.

  300. OB little prince by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    Image That is all.

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  301. Isn't that the problem by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1
    i.e. keeping your eye out, when your eye does not measure smartness, thoughtfulness, talentedfulness ...

    'Course as the metaverse expands eyes will become more-or-less obsolete...

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    1. Re:Isn't that the problem by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Nah, they'll continue to be another sense organ.

  302. "huge education process" by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1
    How sickening. How presumptuous.

    Here's another huge education process: getting people to reserve judgment about others until they know something about them. Something relevant to the task at hand.

    Why is it a given that the powers-that-ben't (yet) are the ones that have a lot of learning to do?

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  303. A "Suit" Can Get Away With Anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He could easily sell your company down the tubes (Skilling & Lay at Enron), screw your wife and father your kids (probably has already), slip a knife in your back (ditto) at work, and bypass all security at your workplace to do anything he wanted. The 9/11 terrorists wore suits because they knew that men in suits have been screwing the USA for years without reprisal.

    Once I stopped and questioned a guy I didn't recognize in a suit in the "highly secure" central computer area of a law-enforcement agency - he claimed to be a security auditor, but I escorted him to upper management anyway. I was the first and only person who questioned him. Walked right into the facility, past guards, electric locks, security cameras, key badge entries, police personnel and computer operators. In fact, most people he spoke to helped him move around the building.

    Thieves often parade as "suits" in office buildings - they steal laptops and other valuable equipment. They know that if they "dress down" they'll be questioned. Usually staff will help them by providing dollies or carts - astounding!

    So next time you see a strange "suit", be suspicious of him. Treat him like a potential well-trained terrorist or thief and keep him at arms' length. The same goes for well-dressed software consultants who will rob you blind with a smile on their face!8-))

  304. Introverted creative types by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    It's my experience that being part of one of these subcultures identifies you as a creative type. The cultural references and accepted norms of behaviour are very different.

    Just imagine the office watercooler:


    Suit#1: "My wife is going to take the SUV to pick up the children from their swimming lessons."
    Suit#2: "Ah, your new CRV?"
    Suit#1: "Yes, it's quite nice, we decided not to get anything too expensive, it's nice not to worry about what other people's children might do to it, although some jerk dented it in the parking lot the other day"
    Suit#2: "Hey, were't you putting in a swimming pool?"
    Suit#1: "Yes, the contractor is trouble though. There are delays."
    Suit#2: "Bob, you said your children take swimming lessons too?"
    Creative type (Bob): "Oh, my partner is homeschooling them. She takes the bus to the community centre."
    Suit#1: "Isn't it difficult without a car?"
    Creative type: "My wife and I think it important that our children be exposde to different cultures and have friends from the local community."
    Suit#2: "Where did you hear about that?"
    Creative type: "umm., personal experience? intuition?"
    Suit#1: "So she doesn't work?"
    Creative type: "She homeschools, that's plenty of work, she takes shifts with our neighbour."

    If Bob had long hair and sandals, these awkward conversations would be avoided.

  305. Re:He sees a problem, I see a competitive advantag by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Simple I said "may". And it has to do with judgement. Going for a job interview and not making the judgement call to dress any old way you want shows an act of bad judgement. It also shows how much effort that a person is willing to put in to get the job.
    I used to think like you but experience has taught me that attitude at the interview is important. Another thing I have learned is someone that dress in an expensive suit, is perfectly groomed, and acts like they are doing you a favor coming to work for you is usually a waste of time. This is just what I have learned from 15 years of interviewing and hiring techs.
    Depending on the job I would say the best impression is made by dressing well. Acting like you are excited about the job. The other thing I look for are people that don't know what they don't know. I often ask a question that I think there is not a chance in hell of them knowing for the level I am hiring for. If I get a good honest, "I don't know" that is a BIG plus. If they make up crap that is almost an instant don't hire. Again I have found that people that think they are experts are the hardest to teach. It is almost seems that someone that says I know a little about say networking often knows more than someone that says they know it all.
    Again it all comes down to judgement. If I can get an entry level employee that can make good judgment I usually have a winner. What they don't know they will learn. When they have a problem they will ask. When they need to be depended on they can be. When they make an error they learn from it an tend to only make that error once. A person with bad judgement can not be depended on, can not learn, and will make the same error over and over again because the never see it as their fault.
    The other thing that people that don't hire people don't understand is just how hard it is if you make a mistake. For me letting someone go is really painful. They may have left a job to come work for you, they have a family, and bills just like you do. Telling them that it just isn't going to work out really sucks. Before I hire someone I want them to have the best chance of being a keeper I can. Just giving someone a shot that doesn't have a chance is often the worst thing you can do for them.

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  306. Yeah right... by gnovos · · Score: 1

    So it's NOT about money? All the pin stiped suites in the world won't save your business if you don't watch the bottom line...

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  307. Re: meatalicious by kevin_osborne · · Score: 1


    1. i eat meat
    2. i say so in the post
    3. the capitalization thing is redundant. if i put two carriage returns or a period+space before a sentence, then you know it's the start of a new sentence, so why bother to do what MS Word/Outlook does and automatically capitalize. i.e. capitals=ballmer-fanboy-shill. capitalization is going the way of allcaps - the oracle has spoken, sweetcheeks

  308. Sure, but what is the meaning by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    You have no idea what the hell they were thinking. You can make some educated guesses but that's it.

    Am I wearing jeans today because
    a) they are the only thing in my closet
    b) because jeans are comfortable
    c) because I don't see wasting some salesman's time, some casheir's time, some trucker's
    time, some gas station pump attendant's time, some banker's time, some manager's time,
    some oil manager's time and thirteen government official's time just so I can have a pair
    of jeans that are faded, but faded by the manufacturer instead of by use?
    d) because I actually get paid to wear these jeans, and I'm a corporate plant.
    e) because I'm a dirty good for nothing GNU/Hippy
    f) I'm a homeless bum
    g) I can't afford it
    h) I'm a stupid pothead
    i) some other reason?
    "Do you trust the one in the white lab coat, or the one in the bike-racing suit more?" I mean if we're in an operating room, I'd probably be somewhat suspicous of the lab coat but not for professionalistic reasons, but rather pragmatic reasons; reasons that actually have a reason other than mere speculation: if you have a white lab coat you can clean it and be aware of dirt easier. Certain types of uniforms are OK if they are the right tool for the job. But most people do not gain significant advantages from their clothing(I'd say a lot of people lose...I mean how many office shoes could you run from the police effectively in?)

    If people want to make a guess about me and guess wrong, they are welcomed to it. It's their loss, mostly. Oh and yes when my job requires it I dress spiffy and professional. But only insofar as it's required(unless I have some reason to do so. I've been known to surprise my peers by occasionally showing up to school in black & whites complete with tie, for no other reason than I felt like it, or that I had nothing else to wear. If anything wearing a suit to me can mean I'm either too poor or too lazy to do anything else.
    Summary:
    If you see me in a suit: assume I'm a lazy bastard
    If you don't see me in a suit: I'm not being lazy, somehow. Unless you notice I'm also posting on slashdot, of course...

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  309. Odd by triso · · Score: 1
    Vested interests


    Vested interests? Does that mean wearing three-piece suits?
  310. Here's your answer dumbass by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

    "Who's supposed to lead but smart people?"

    Leaders. If you were smarter, you'd know that.

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