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  1. Just what I always wanted on JavaFX Runs On Raspberry Pi · · Score: 1

    I've waited for so long for JavaFX - the same software framework that adds bloat and makes both my cable box and my Blu Ray player take a gazillion years to boot up and has slow menus that take the same time to display as a 386 running a copy of Windows 3.1 - to run on my embedded hobbyist devices.

  2. At least it wasn't a common password on Hacked Syrian Officials Used '12345' As Email Password · · Score: 1
    As we all know, the most commonly used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and... god.

    Apparently nobody bothered to read the IT guy's meticulously prepared memo.

  3. Re:Cannon fodder for our Overlords on NIH Restricts Use of Chimpanzees in Labs · · Score: 1

    Could I get a clear definition of what animal rights activists mean when they define "vivisection?"

  4. Re:2 million years younger than previously thought on Moon Younger Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    Cripes, I fail big time! 2 million is not 200 million!

  5. 2 million years younger than previously thought... on Moon Younger Than Previously Thought · · Score: 0

    I've known this for a while. For years, I've been skeptical every time a scientist claimed that the moon was 2,006,000 years old.

  6. Yeah, OpenSLL is all fine and good for security on Ask Slashdot: Is SHA-512 the Way To Go? · · Score: 1, Funny

    However I'm told that OpenSSL works a bit better.

  7. Re:Requires TPM on White House To Drop Details of Cyber ID On Tax Day · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that a national internet ID system would be a joke even if it included some sort of tire pressure monitoring

  8. If they're naturists on Software Firm Looking To Hire Naked Coders · · Score: 1

    then why are they using computers?

  9. Splinternet started in the Sewers on Splinternet, Or How We Broke the Good Old Web · · Score: 2

    There, it saw 4 baby turtlenets crawling in a green ooze...

  10. 500? on My $200 Laptop Can Beat Your $500 Tablet · · Score: 0

    Just like go to the Goodwill store or something, there are plenty of $20 tables there.

  11. Well this is disappointing on Microsoft Adds Selective ActiveX Filtering to IE9 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft was doing so great on their new feature set for IE9 up until they listed the ability to turn ActiveX back on.

  12. I'm not too terribly worried. on US Seeks Veto Powers Over New TLDs · · Score: 1

    I mean, after the morality squads reject the .xxx tld, Ill just have to get my hardcore porn at a website with a working tld: www.titfuck.jesus

  13. In reality, free internet porn is the most legal on Free Internet Porn Is Legal, Says California Appeals Court · · Score: 1

    I mean, if you try to sell porn across state lines, some overzealous, butthole-of-a-sheriff in Florida might extradite you for obscenity charges.

  14. I love the convenience of this on Starbucks Gets Mobile Payment System · · Score: 1

    I mean, all you have to do is start up a $500 electronic device, log into a web service, and generate a bar code that has to be scanned at the register. In the past, i had to go through the painstaking hassle of quickly sliding a small piece of plastic across a device after audibly saying "I would like a coffee."

  15. In the Navy... on In the Google Navy · · Score: 1

    You can search the net with ease...

  16. Why this isn't too much of a problem... on iBook Store Features Leave Indie Publishers Behind · · Score: 0

    If your 5 year old is able to use an iPhone proficiently, then he/she probably should be reading something more complicated than a children's book anyway.

  17. Re:So, the system works? on Retailers Dread Phone-Wielding Shoppers · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a nerd, you should be fully aware that correlation does not nessecarily mean causation.

  18. Re:So, the system works? on Retailers Dread Phone-Wielding Shoppers · · Score: 1

    When I lived in Ohio, the town next to me, Brimfield (Brimtucky was the colloquial term, though,) was a rural town with very little going for it in terms of an economy. A Walmart was built, and then right after that, several small shops opened up around the Walmart. Walmart did not, in this case, drive out small business.

    The people in my hometown petitioned to prevent it from being built there, and when it was built a town over, no small businesses closed down, the same people in my town who protested the place's construction now shop there, and instead Brimtucky recieves the tax revenue.

  19. Re:So, the system works? on Retailers Dread Phone-Wielding Shoppers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not saying we should regulate the hell out of everything but I really miss having other options when I shop.

    In the city to which I'm currently residing in Kentucky (you know, south of the Mason-Dixon, where all of those gun-toting conservatives people love to make fun of so much) there is a Walmart, at least 2 Meijers, several Kroger's, a bunch of specialty ethnic stores, a whole foods type co-op, along with both chain electronics stores and several specialty shops all over the place. "Other options" are doing just fine.

  20. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? on A Lost Civilization Beneath the Persian Gulf? · · Score: 2

    The timescale given doesn't really fit in with any sort of creationist timeline and the Methodist church advocates evolution.

  21. Re:Stop using the word 'Attack' on WikiLeaks Defenders Threaten Amazon · · Score: 0

    So if somebody burns down a ROTC building on a college campus then, it's considered a protest or sit in, as opposed to an attack?

  22. Re:Conservatives against Wikileaks.. on Digging Into the WikiLeaks Cables · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is it that whenever there is some sort of multi-national drama, suddenly the discussion gets shifted to "conservatives are mindless drones of some tinfoil hat New World Order," or "Fox News is partly to blame" or the likes? I seriously wish that Godwin's law could be modified to include the phrases "liberal media bias", "Fox News", "New World Order," sheeple," and "shill"

  23. Sometimes the cross site ad placement on Sites Guilty of Hijacking History · · Score: 1

    makes me laugh more than frightens me. It's always amusing to go to some popup-riddled website to look up the lyrics to a song, and off in the corner of all of the irrelevant-to-my-tastes "mp3 ringtone justin bieber ringtones here click here to guess your crush" ads is a singular "32-bit RISC based microcontrollers from Atmel" advertisement.

  24. The most boring day ever was a good day on Cambridge Computer IDs World's Most Boring Day · · Score: 1

    No smog, no barking from the dog, breakfast with no hog

  25. He would still be alive if on Actor Leslie Nielsen Dies at 84 · · Score: 1
    they had not treated him in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.

    I'm going to watch "Wrongfully Accused" in his honor.