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A Lost Civilization Beneath the Persian Gulf?

Phoghat sends news of a new theory that a once-fertile landmass beneath the Persian Gulf may have supported some of the earliest humans outside of Africa. "Perhaps it is no coincidence that the founding of such remarkably well developed communities along the shoreline corresponds with the flooding of the Persian Gulf basin around 8,000 years ago... These new colonists may have come from the heart of the Gulf, displaced by rising water levels that plunged the once fertile landscape beneath the waters of the Indian Ocean."

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  1. this land is a fertile land... by rarel · · Score: 5, Funny

    and we will thrive... and we will call it... "this land"

    1. Re:this land is a fertile land... by Arancaytar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think we should call it... "your grave"!

    2. Re:this land is a fertile land... by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 2

      ...the inevitable betrayal!

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    3. Re:this land is a fertile land... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh!

    4. Re:this land is a fertile land... by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 3, Informative

      You said it all wrong! What Wash said next was:

      "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"

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  2. Old testament .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So here we have the origin of much of the stuff in the old testament ...

    1. Re:Old testament .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, your invisible friend was the murderer.

    2. Re:Old testament .... by MachDelta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does this mean that we'll have radicals from major religions rowing around the indian ocean in dinghies, firing mortars at eachother while screaming "GET OFF MY HOLY WATER, INFIDEL!"
      ?

      'Cuz its honestly not a bad idea.

    3. Re:Old testament .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey, whatever keeps them from immigrating to the civilized world, I'm all for it!

    4. Re:Old testament .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not exclude the heathen-killers from the show - We wanna get rid of ALL of the blood-crazed freaks, right?

    5. Re:Old testament .... by millennial · · Score: 1

      ... No, he's saying this might be part of the seed of the myth that grew into the flood story, not that the flood was an actual series of supernatural events -_-

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    6. Re:Old testament .... by jeffclay · · Score: 1

      Bush already joined in the Holy War declaring WMD's; now it's Obama's turn to announce a water shortage that can only be solved by the waters of that region.

    7. Re:Old testament .... by lahvak · · Score: 1

      Great idea! And then Cthulhu will rise from the water and eat them all up. Now someone just needs to figure out how will the FSM fit into all that.

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    8. Re:Old testament .... by Sebilrazen · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're kidding right? The FSM is Cthulhu's public relations image. "Noodled appendages" is the non-scary way of saying "tentacles of death."

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    9. Re:Old testament .... by jeffhole · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that we'll have radicals from major religions rowing around the indian ocean in dinghies, firing mortars at eachother while screaming "GET OFF MY HOLY WATER, INFIDEL!" ?

      if you have a boat with which we might position my weather machine (and set it to the OMFGBIGSTORM setting)...we may just be able to take serious advantage of this situation

    10. Re:Old testament .... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      To be anal-retentively accurate, they are not tentacles but feelers. Read the Lovercraft story and then you can be anal like me, about these details.

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  3. A book? by TamCaP · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a book about "crocodile people" who lived in the area of Persian gulf? I am however not sure where I read it and who wrote it.. It was of course borderline fantasy, but still, I recall it was quite interesting.

    1. Re:A book? by jcampbelly · · Score: 3, Informative

      It was a work of fiction by HP Lovecraft called "The Nameless City"

      Cool story - a lot of his stuff can be found fulltext on the internet, but here's the Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nameless_City

    2. Re:A book? by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

      There were crocodile people under the Mediterranean sea in "Ilium" by Dan Simmons. His books are usually based on several classical works at once (Hyperion was based on the Canterbury tales) so it's likely he got this theme from a much older work: http://www.amazon.com/Ilium-Dan-Simmons/dp/0380817926

    3. Re:A book? by dweinst · · Score: 1

      Orson Scott Card's "Pastwatch: the Redemption of Christopher Columbus" had a chapter or two. These were expanded to (or based on) his short story "Atlantis".

    4. Re:A book? by Orne · · Score: 2

      Atlantis, by Orson Scott Card.

      The gist is, Science(tm) has invented a machine that can view backwards in time, scientist finds society under the Red Sea. Cue up ancient barbarian, who leaves his crocodile worshiping village in a right of manhood, goes to the Indian Ocean, finds that the ancient floodwall is about to break in the monsoon, returns to his village warning everyone, builds a Super-boat, he and a small group survive while the city sinks beneath the waves. Amalgamation of Gilgamesh, Noah's Ark, and Atlantis all rolled into one mythos.

    5. Re:A book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's beginning to look a lot like fish-men
      Everywhere I go;
      From the minute I got to town
      And started to look around
      I thought these ill-bred people's gillslits showed.
      I'm beginning to hear a lot of fish-men
      Right outside my door,
      As I try to escape in fright
      To the moonlit Innsmouth night
      I can hear some more.

      They speak with guttural croaks and to hear them provokes
      A profound desire to flee
      Their eyes never blink and quite frankly they stink
      Like a carcass washed up from the sea.

      I wish I'd paid attention to that crazy drunken man.
      He tried to warn me all about old Marsh's Deep One clan.

      It's beginning to look a lot like Fish-men
      Everywhere I go;
      They can dynamite Devil Reef,
      but that'll bring no relief,
      Y'ha N'thlei is deeper than they know.
      I'll continue to see a lot of fish-men
      That I guarantee.
      For the fish-man I really fear
      is the one who's in the mirror
      And he looks like me.
      He looks just like me.

    6. Re:A book? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the "crocodile people" in the Mediterranean according to Illium were the Calibani - no ancient myth, this is directly ripped from Shakespeare's Storm. Caliban was the slave of the sorceror Prospero in that piece. The whole book is a wierd Homer/Shakespeare crossover. Highly recommendable by the way.

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    7. Re:A book? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >crocodile people under the Mediterranean sea in "Ilium"

      The Med was dry, and there where Calibani (clones of Caliban) there, but they are more fish-man than croc-man

    8. Re:A book? by Smauler · · Score: 1

      I love the fact that asking about a book with crocodile people in the Persian Gulf at slashdot nets you HP Lovecraft, Dan Simmons, Orson Scott Card, Shakespeare, and Homer.

    9. Re:A book? by DamienRBlack · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I just read this but forgot where. It is seems Card was on to something.

  4. So... by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    Is this place which was flooded where the Indo-European language roots come from?

    And when Helen sank a thousand ships, was she really just sending them home?

    Is Captain Jack Sparrow upside down in the Med?

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    1. Re:So... by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 2

      It's been awhile since class, but if I recall the original PIE speakers were from Eastern Europe near the Caspian Sea (assuming you agree with the Kurgan theory). Which of course isn't to say that these didn't speak some sort of early or proto-PIE with their descendants ultimately speaking PIE.

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    2. Re:So... by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Funny

      the original PIE speakers were from Eastern Europe near the Caspian Sea

      I've heard of Klipsche, Mission, and PSB, but you must be talking about some kind of hardcore audiophile gear there.

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    3. Re:So... by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Proto Proto Indo European? AKA P-PIE.....thats....pretty nasty :P

    4. Re:So... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Is this place which was flooded where the Indo-European language roots come from?

      No. There are too many cold weather/northern animal words shared across IE languages. The north Caspian Sea area is the most likely, though there are other possibilities. Any area as far south as the Persian Gulf though is highly unlikely based on weather/animal words shared across IE languages.

      Though it may be where Proto-Semitic language roots come from (Hebrew, Aramaic, Arabic, Syriac, Assryian, etc.), but there is extensive debate on that as well (whether Afroasiatic languages like the Semitic family formed in Africa and moved north, or the Middle East and moved south).

      Also, Helen didn't sink any ships. The phrase is 'launched a thousand ships.'

    5. Re:So... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      The oldest languages around the Persian Gulf are Semitic, so it's unlikely the forerunners of the Indo-Europeans lived in the hypothetical valley now sitting under the waves.

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    6. Re:So... by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Informative

      The oldest languages around the Persian Gulf are not Semitic. The oldest language that can be attested are Sumerian and Elamite, which are both isolates, with know perceivable connection to any other spoken language. The Akkadians and other Semitic tribes were later invaders that seized Sumer, though they largely retained the Sumerian religion and the language as a sort of liturgical language (much like Latin was to become after the fall of Rome). No one can be quite certain where the Semitic languages arose, though the parent Afro-Asiatic family appears to come East Africa, and the Semitic languages may have arisen in the Arabian Peninsula.

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    7. Re:So... by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 4, Informative

      The oldest languages around the Persian Gulf are Semitic, so it's unlikely the forerunners of the Indo-Europeans lived in the hypothetical valley now sitting under the waves.

      The Sumerians, the Hurrians and the Elamites want to have a word with you. (None of their languages were remotely Indo-European, but they weren't Semitic, either.)

    8. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and 1 milliHelen == the beauty required to launch 1 ship.
      (Stolen from Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers.)

      gewg_

    9. Re:So... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected, I thought Sumerian and Elamite were Semitic.

      Still, none of them were Indo-European so my conclusion still stands.

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    10. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original statistical analysis done by Rydberg (Se) in the 19th and Alexander (Is) in the 20th century analyzing common words for natural objects and concepts in IE languages pointed towards the Baltic area roughly from southern Estonia to northern Poland in modern parlance. Funny how you never see anyone quoting, critiquing or build on those simple but effective works

    11. Re:So... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      proto-PIE

      So was this before the invention of crust or whipped cream? Are the meringues considered advanced-PIE?

      I'm sorry.. it's late and I couldn't stop myself....

    12. Re:So... by Wynter+Stark · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, I'm glad you said it. Somebody had to.

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    13. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 mHelen predates by ages the existence of Click and Clack. Heck, it's older than the crust on me underpants!

  5. I know this, I know this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick, check for a Stargate. Then haul it back here.

  6. EGADS!!! by Apothem · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the lost city of... ATLANTA!

    1. Re:EGADS!!! by kiveya · · Score: 2

      Crap! I was hoping for the lost city of Atlantis. So what do you think they'll find down there? I'm betting on peach trees and a poorly constructed highway system.

    2. Re:EGADS!!! by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Don't forget CNN.

      Ah!!! Throw it back! Throw it back! :-D

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    3. Re:EGADS!!! by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      A Delta hub?

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    4. Re:EGADS!!! by Apothem · · Score: 1

      Dont forget the FABULOUS airport!

  7. Noah, etc by aBaldrich · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So is this the origin of the flood myth? It seems more plausible than the south-east indian origin. I see it as a middle-point between Egypt's myth of Atlantis and the Sumerian flood tale as told in the Epic of Gilgamesh.

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    1. Re:Noah, etc by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      If I had a nickel for every ancient civilization that had a flood myth...

    2. Re:Noah, etc by arth1 · · Score: 1

      So is this the origin of the flood myth?

      Or another attempt at lending credence to the myth, by people of a faith where it's central?

    3. Re:Noah, etc by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We're the most technologically advanced civilization that ever was, and we still have city-destroying floods even in industrialized nations with some regularity. Before the invention of modern irrigation and damming, massive flooding was even more common and more devastating. Given this, and the fact that basically every ancient civilization has myths involving massive floods, I doubt you could really point to any single event as the origin of any given flood myth with any degree of certainty.

    4. Re:Noah, etc by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      So is this the origin of the flood myth?

      Yes, this is the only time any ancient civilization experienced a flood, so it must be.

    5. Re:Noah, etc by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      I don't see any evidence of anything. Okay, there was more land exposed during the Glacial Maximum in the Persian Gulf, hardly a surprise. There were early humans, both pre-H. sapien migrations and H. sapiens for extended periods in the region... known for a long time. There were people camping along the shores of the Persian Gulf... well known and fits into the general theory that early migrations of modern humans out of Africa were along the coasts of the Indian Ocean.

      Where this totally runs of the rails is the whole Atlantis-based crapola. There is zero evidence of an advanced civilization, or civilization of any kind, being found on the sea floor of the Persian Gulf, and that, at a minimum, would need to be found to even justify any part of this claim. Everything else we've learned about the rise of civilization in the Old World; in particular in Eurasia, is that it wasn't until at least a couple of thousand years after the end of the glacial maximum that we begin to see the rise of agriculture, and the roots of it appear far to the north of the Persian Gulf, in the mountainous regions of Iran and far to the east in China, and it is out of these two areas that the vast majority of cereal crops and domesticated livestock species come from.

      This is just bullshit science journalism coupled with mad musings. Soon enough, it will be junked like all that crap about the Black Sea Flood.

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    6. Re:Noah, etc by Yvanhoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Interestingly, most civilizations that developped near shorelines have flood myth and most inland civilization don't have it. Floods happen really frequently you know.

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    7. Re:Noah, etc by endymion.nz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But, the end of the last ice age about 8,000 - 10,000 years ago would have inundated many coastal settlements at about the same time.

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    8. Re:Noah, etc by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Or just more shitty science journalism?

      This is like saying "lost civilization suspected on Beringia!" Well, the fact is that in both cases, the landmasses in question would likely have been home to nomadic hunter-gatherers. I'm not trying to sound snobbish or pejorative, but generally we apply the name "civilization" to settled, agriculturally-depndent, centralized, urbanized societies.

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    9. Re:Noah, etc by aussie_a · · Score: 2

      There was actually a considerable amount of flooding in our ancient past, that the flood myth is quite clearly based off. No the entire world wasn't covered in water. No there weren't only two survivors along with many animals on a single boat. But the terror inspired by the rising water is quite clearly what inspired those myths.

    10. Re:Noah, etc by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No. the origin is most likely dealing with a heavy rain and flood that cause a major merchant house to move.

      It's more likely it was just made up out of whole cloth to make a point.

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    11. Re:Noah, etc by khallow · · Score: 0

      we still have city-destroying floods even in industrialized nations with some regularity.

      These "city-destroying" floods haven't actually destroyed a city yet.

    12. Re:Noah, etc by phreakincool · · Score: 1

      Right, the cities are still intact. They're just under 500 ft. of water.

    13. Re:Noah, etc by PRMan · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually, over 200 civilizations have the same flood myth with similar details: one man (couple, family, etc.) is told by God that he will flood the entire earth. He builds a wooden vessel and survives (with or without animals) and everyone else dies. Even the man's name is Nue in Hawaii and Nuah in China.

      This kind of correlation between people speaking different languages living in all continents is hard to ignore. Occam's razor says there was a global flood and the man (probably named Noah) saw everyone around him die and believed that God's forewarning saved him, at the very least.

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    14. Re:Noah, etc by khallow · · Score: 1

      Name an industrialized nation that has a city under 500 feet of water.

    15. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You'd have what, 60 cents at most? ;-)

    16. Re:Noah, etc by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2
      "Even the man's name is Nue in Hawaii and Nuah in China."

      Do you have sources for that? I just asked two Chinese coworkers and they have no idea what you're talking about and google doesn't turn up anything about a "Nue" in Hawaiian culture.

    17. Re:Noah, etc by millennial · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, except no. Over 200 civilizations have myths about floods. Most of them are regional only. Few have any mention of saving animals. Some have nothing to do with gods. And many of them bring in elements that are purely fantasy, such as the flood being caused by the tears of thousands of goats. So, nice try, but reality strongly disagrees with you.

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    18. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to 80% of the people living in New Orleans in August of 2005. That could easily qualify as a "city-destroying" flood.

    19. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or in Black Sea. Obviously it was worlwide as the sea level was rising, probably with many occurrences of torrential floods around the globe. Enough to seal it in the collective memory of mankind.

    20. Re:Noah, etc by khallow · · Score: 1

      Tell that to 80% of the people living in New Orleans in August of 2005. That could easily qualify as a "city-destroying" flood.

      Sure, hey, 80% of NO, you weren't in a city-destroying flood. Given that New Orleans is still there, it wasn't a city-destroying flood.

    21. Re:Noah, etc by wetlandjack · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the first time that has happened either. Hurricane Betsy, Sep. 9, 1965.

    22. Re:Noah, etc by mosb1000 · · Score: 2

      I would say that New Orleans was destroyed in a flood.

    23. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Occam's Razor says that evangelical Christians, whose always predate the retelling of the Bible stories in any civilization, simply told the story as part of the various biblical myths and that the locals simply pronounce "Noah" in the best rendition the foibles of their language allow. Every Evangelical is hoping to see a native populace that automatically accepts and corroborates their myths, so the first ones to arrive find similar local tales (what! You had a flood many years ago too! Damn, must be the exact same one God told us about, no, the guy isn't named B'Xorri, he was Noah. No-ah. Say it right and you get fed tonight." "Nu-aagh" "Very good try."

      Then those evangelicals shove off and a hundred years later a new crop arrives, and the name's been changed because that was how a generation got help from the magic people.

      If God killed everyone but Noah and his wife,

        - Why do we have different languages?
        - Who (other than Noah and his wife) was a witness to these events?
        - Why do we have different races/colors of people? I though Man was incapable of genetic drift, being made in the image of God and all, but if there were only two survivors of the Flood...?
        - Why do we have known things like genetic inbreeding of recessive traits, and if there were only two of each animal (including humans) why didn't they die out of horrible inbred mutations within a handful of generations?
        - Why do people still believe any of this as any kind of science when it consistently and constantly refutes observable events? "The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways" is OK for a civilization that doesn't understand the world around them, but it's not like we're short on credible, observation-based theories that can explain things in much more likely terms than "Then A Miracle Happened".

      The Noah myth is like any other, it's a retelling of an amalgam of stories based loosely on some historically significant event or series of significant events that have been pasted together into one event in centuries of retelling over dozens of generations of word-of-mouth tradition.

      The use of Occam's Razor by someone who denies observable fact and engages in increasing contortions to explain everything in terms of a magical ghost just never ceases to amaze me.

    24. Re:Noah, etc by mswhippingboy · · Score: 2

      We're the most technologically advanced civilization that ever was

      Well, obviously you haven't been watching Ancient Aliens lately!

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    25. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that matter, from a single village that could have been all that survived (the world as perceived by an individual was a lot smaller in those days). I thought Orson Scott Card's Pastwatch book had an interesting take on the Noah story - he journeys weeks distance and sees that the tide is wearing away at a land bridge between the Indian Ocean and what is now the Red Sea. He realizes that when the land finally gives way, his village will flood and tries to warn them to no avail and is the only survivor.

    26. Re:Noah, etc by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 1

      New Orleans is still there. There were houses IN New Orleans that were destroyed, but there were plenty of places (~75%) that were untouched. The French Quarter, for example.

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    27. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make a good point. The biggest difference between floods in Noah's era and floods now is we have advance warning. But we still cannot do much about the flood itself. And people still ignore the warnings and die same as if they had no warning.

      Not much has changed in that respect.

      Where the Noah stories go wrong, fundamentally, is when they effectively state that land creatures are the only ones of any concern or value, when there are actually untold numbers of sea creatures most of whom would not be affected in the least by any flood event. From their perspective, this planet is called Water, not Earth, and the land is merely an area the water has yet to claim.

      In all seriousness, this planet's surface is 70% covrered by water. The 30% dry land area is basically lucky to exist at all. We say Noah survived. The sea might say he escaped.

    28. Re:Noah, etc by musicalmicah · · Score: 1

      The Ice Age ending only around 12,000 years ago seems to be pretty congruent with this idea as well.

    29. Re:Noah, etc by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      there were plenty of places (~75%) that were untouched

      80% of New Orleans was flooded.

    30. Re:Noah, etc by khallow · · Score: 1

      I would say that New Orleans was destroyed in a flood.

      You would be wrong since New Orleans is still there, but yes, you can say that.

    31. Re:Noah, etc by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Just because they rebuilt it doesn't mean it wasn't destroyed.

    32. Re:Noah, etc by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      Depends on how finely you want to separate them. Hundreds are known. Hawaii natives, Alaska Natives, Iceland, French Polynesia, East Africa, Cuban natives. The list goes on.

    33. Re:Noah, etc by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      So is this the origin of the flood myth?
      It can't be, because then there would be no flood myth, but a flood event.

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    34. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a waste of time to argue with assholes.

    35. Re:Noah, etc by telomerewhythere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This reminds me of the "Telephone" game. Start by saying something in one person's ear and go in a circle. What do you get at the end? Not the same story. Now, let's try a variation of this with something modern. Like JFK's assassination. Most people agree he was shot and killed, but that is where the agreement ends. But it still happened. So if you have 200+ different stories, but they all agree on flood and humans survive, 1)expect differences and 2) they might be onto something.

      Or another way, 200 people run out of a building and tell you, "there's a fire" and then you get 4 or 5 different basic scenarios from the 200.... It's highly likely that there is a fire.

    36. Re:Noah, etc by khallow · · Score: 1

      Just because they rebuilt it doesn't mean it wasn't destroyed.

      I hate to belabor this point, but only a few residents were lost, most of the real estate survived, despite the extent of flooding, and New Orleans is still where it was. It was not destroyed.

    37. Re:Noah, etc by khallow · · Score: 1

      So what? Most of that real estate survived being flooded. And that's only for New Orleans proper, not counting the surrounding urban areas.

    38. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe read the FA?

      First there where just small hunting camps, then around 7500 years ago they see an explosion of new settlements on the cost, with stone houses, domesticated animals, boats, extended trade-routes. The most acceptable theory is these people were immigrants from somewhere. I do not care if people call that Atlantis, but at least it is likely that they come from a more advanced (for that time) civilization. It is a good guess as any that this one was in the Gulf.

      After devastating flood, it may take a long time to rebuild civilization. Especially since they may have assimilated with other groups of people. But the seeds of the knowledge they brought may have helped the development of the later cultures in Mesopotamia.

    39. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you'd have about $1.35 (before taxes). Now start reading and post again when you have considered why such a terrific story has worldwide prominence.
      I like to point out, regardless of our differences, A BILLION Chinese can't be wrong.

    40. Re:Noah, etc by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      Even the man's name is Nue in Hawaii and Nuah in China.

      Do you have sources for that? I just asked two Chinese coworkers and they have no idea what you're talking about and google doesn't turn up anything about a "Nue" in Hawaiian culture.

      Wikipedia's list of flood myths has a Chinese "Nüwa". Unfortunately for the GP, it's the name of a Goddess that created mankind.

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    41. Re:Noah, etc by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, over 200 civilizations have the same flood myth with similar details: one man (couple, family, etc.) is told by God that he will flood the entire earth. He builds a wooden vessel and survives (with or without animals) and everyone else dies. Even the man's name is Nue in Hawaii and Nuah in China.

      This kind of correlation between people speaking different languages living in all continents is hard to ignore. Occam's razor says there was a global flood and the man (probably named Noah) saw everyone around him die and believed that God's forewarning saved him, at the very least.

      Before we apply Ockham's Razor we have to filter out the made-up evidence. Yes, there are lots of flood myths and some have interesting elements in common. But no, there's not the kind of consistency biblical literalists like to believe there is.

      Then, for whatever similar myths remain, Ockham's Razor would probably recommend cultural dissemination. That might be problematic in some cases, but then any claim that the myths represent the same event require an equal degree of dissemination.

      Occam's razor says there was a global flood and the man (probably named Noah) saw everyone around him die and believed that God's forewarning saved him, at the very least.

      Both geology and genetics tell us that there has never been a global flood. Every living species would have a genetic bottleneck from the time of the flood, and that isn't what we find.

      More importantly, the biblical flood story portrays YHWH as an evil fuck-up. Why bother with a flood when he could just wish the evildoers out of existence? Why drown all the world's babies and kittens? Why didn't this solution to the problem of evil actually work???

      If apologists for divinity had any sense they would distance themselves from the flood story even faster than the more secular minded do.

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    42. Re:Noah, etc by yuje · · Score: 5, Informative

      It refers to a goddess named Nuwa: It sounds like just cherry-picking of selected elements that are convenient. The Chinese myth of Nuwa seems superficially similar in pronunciation to Noah, but the myth is nothing like Noah. For one thing, Nuwa is a woman, not a man, and is a creator-deity, which is expressly counter to Christian theology.

      Chinese mythology does have some myths about floods, but they involve the Yellow Emperor teaching the commoners irrigation and flood control (of the Yellow River, not the sea) in order to bring about the creation of civilization.

      Christian creationists like to mix and match selected similar elements from myths, ignoring the rest, and use that as reason to support the "fact" of the Great Flood. At best this is ignorant, and at worse sheer dishonesty.

    43. Re:Noah, etc by siride · · Score: 1

      I love this trick. People point out inconsistencies in some biblical BS, and the Bible-thumpers come back and say that the inconsistencies are actually *proof* that what they are saying is The Truth. Classic. You do realize that you shoot yourself in the foot, of course. It may well be that the Noah story is the wrong one and some other civilization has the more correct one. Or it may be that none of them are correct and whatever event they refer to was rather different from any of the legends and myths that have survived. Thanks for playing, though.

    44. Re:Noah, etc by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2
      DISCLAIMER: I don't believe any of this, but this is what a Biblical literalist would answer you with.

      - Why do we have different languages?

      The Tower of Babel scenario happened after the Flood. Between those two events everybody spoke the same language.

      - Who (other than Noah and his wife) was a witness to these events?

      Nobody, obviously, since the rest of them died.

      - Why do we have different races/colors of people? I though Man was incapable of genetic drift, being made in the image of God and all, but if there were only two survivors of the Flood...?

      Noah apparently had kids of different races (wife must've really got around). Ham went south after the flood and from him came the Hamites (Africans). Shem went east after the flood and from him came the Semites ("Asians", meaning the near east, not the far east). Japeth went north after the flood and from him came the Japethites (Europeans).

      - Why do we have known things like genetic inbreeding of recessive traits, and if there were only two of each animal (including humans) why didn't they die out of horrible inbred mutations within a handful of generations?

      I don't think this is a stock answer, but I expect it would be acceptable to a Biblical literalist: everything was perfect in the beginning, and things do mutate, but mutations cause "devolution", not evolution; things get worse over time. The survivors of the flood were still pure enough to repopulate the world on their own, but since then we've accumulated all these recessive defects that make inbreeding a problem. Probably because of Sin. (Cause, you know, Sin is radioactive and causes genetic degradation).

      - Why do people still believe any of this as any kind of science when it consistently and constantly refutes observable events? "The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways" is OK for a civilization that doesn't understand the world around them, but it's not like we're short on credible, observation-based theories that can explain things in much more likely terms than "Then A Miracle Happened".

      Because people are scared and lazy and learning is hard and upsetting, so they latch on to simple, comforting myths, and fight to defend them so they don't lose the comfort they provide.

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    45. Re:Noah, etc by mysidia · · Score: 1

      If I had a nickel for every ancient civilization that had a flood myth...

      Due to inflation, and flooding of the markets with large volumes of printed currency, you would be really poor.

    46. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of the "Telephone" game. Start by saying something in one person's ear and go in a circle. What do you get at the end? Not the same story. Now, let's try a variation of this with something modern. Like JFK's assassination. Most people agree he was shot and killed, but that is where the agreement ends. But it still happened. So if you have 200+ different stories, but they all agree on flood and humans survive, 1)expect differences and 2) they might be onto something.

      Or another way, 200 people run out of a building and tell you, "there's a fire" and then you get 4 or 5 different basic scenarios from the 200.... It's highly likely that there is a fire.

      that ~"telephone game" is called Chinese whispers in Eurpose. but then again .. it has a lot of names....

    47. Re:Noah, etc by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, most civilizations that developped near shorelines have flood myth and most inland civilization don't have it. Floods happen really frequently you know.

      I imagine people that live near shorelines fear them the most, and spend the most hours of their lives being concerned about the possibility of rising water. Especially in extreme storm conditions.

    48. Re:Noah, etc by Pax681 · · Score: 1

      - Why do we have different languages?

      that's dumbass.. even within a single language there are regional dialects and variations which can make it seem like a different language.

      there are times when one language can become so split by these variations that they do indeed become seperate.........it happened a lot and as language evolves it still happens.

      mind you some god bothering tit will tell you it's because of the tower of babel

    49. Re:Noah, etc by Cigarra · · Score: 1

      Actually, over 200 civilizations have the same flood myth with similar details...

      [citation needed]

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    50. Re:Noah, etc by millennial · · Score: 1

      I get the feeling telomerewhythere isn't a Bible-thumper - more of finding the middle ground between the actual Bible-thumper's "this is just what happened to Noah" and my (wrongly interpreted) "this never happened".

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    51. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow - Informative? More like successful troll.

      With a bit of Googling one can learn that Nue in Hawaii and Nuah in China are all just "Noah" translated to the regional language, like how some Chinese folk who have a name like Xiao prefer to be called John in English. It's not like these are "Similar stories across the globe" - its the same story, its the friggin Biblical story. When you look it up, it's not some other chinese culture - its from the Bible. Its when the Missionaries went abroad with the Bible to teach the rest of the world. Thats how Nue and Nuah came about. (And honestly, how much ANCIENT Hawaiian culture do you think there is still around today?)

      The correlation is easily explainable. As outlined above. You also aren't applying Occam's razor correctly. Is it more probable that the one story has been told all over the world or that there was 1 man who made it all over the world?

    52. Re:Noah, etc by tsalmark · · Score: 1

      Washington is under 500 feet of shit, does that count?

    53. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iceland does not have a flood myth, not unless it is something very modern. In fact the flood myth appears to be something of a myth .....

    54. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The funny thing is, it sounds like you're being snobbish and pejorative about the quality of journalism in an article you didn't even bother to read:

      "Where before there had been but a handful of scattered hunting camps, suddenly, over 60 new archaeological sites appear virtually overnight," Rose said. "These settlements boast well-built, permanent stone houses, long-distance trade networks, elaborately decorated pottery, domesticated animals, and even evidence for one of the oldest boats in the world."

      Busted. I'm calling you out as an elitist hipster prick.

    55. Re:Noah, etc by gnalle · · Score: 1

      There was no flood event. Just a change in sea levels. (I read TFA)

    56. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true. That's because the ancient Akkadians had invented the Hummer and McDonald's millennia ago and caused a massive melting of the ice caps in the peak of their capitalistic greed... or maybe the sun had something to do with it. Perhaps one day we'll know the truth.

    57. Re:Noah, etc by tftp · · Score: 2

      More importantly, the biblical flood story portrays YHWH as an evil fuck-up. Why bother with a flood when he could just wish the evildoers out of existence?

      Perhaps YHWH was not an omnipotent god. An alien would certainly be able to project holograms from time to time, verbally command locals, and sometimes even do neat tricks using the machinery of his spaceship. For example, he could "stop the Sun" by sending a shuttle with a good searchlight, or even hanging a small artificial Sun in the atmosphere for a day or two. Those savages would not know the difference anyway.

      But when it comes to cleaning the slate, this hypothetical alien couldn't personally chase down and kill every person on the planet - not any more that it is practical for humans to chase and stomp every single ant from a large anthill. It would be infeasible to even investigate who is naughty and who is nice. But it would be very much possible to, say, use a force field generator (or just his ship's volume) to create a huge bubble in the ocean. The displaced water then rises and floods the planet - not much, perhaps, but with most people living near the water that would suffice.

      Most tales about YHWH aren't painting a picture of a nice guy. It's not that unreasonable to even half-seriously suggest that YHWH was an alien; too many of his actions and orders are pretty inhuman by anyone's measure, but fit a heartless robot just fine.

    58. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I'd say the flooding of the Black Sea would likely qualify. Right timing, right region.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_deluge_theory

    59. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd have to take compound interest since the start of each civilization into account...

    60. Re:Noah, etc by aBaldrich · · Score: 1

      Oh my God, you are SO right. In fact, it is impossible that any land west of Europe exists at all, it's just an old viking myth.... Oh wait

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    61. Re:Noah, etc by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 2

      early civilizations=river and coastal regions, rivers that are fertile always flood, cities flood, flood=bad, let's make a story or use floods as a bad thing for our myth. Human collective memory is short and lazy.

    62. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, stupid ancient civilization living on river *flood*plains. What were they thinking?

    63. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've believed for quite awhile that the Noah story was a viral e-mail type thing like a game of telephone but played over 1000 years or so.

      Noah lived somewhere and noticed a problem. He went to his neighbors and said "Hey!! We're gonna be in trouble because of this problem I just found. We need to move. NOW!!!". His neighbors told to go to hell and leave them them alone. Noah went home and packed up all his stuff and moved out of the path of the problem. This continued for generations as his decendents learned from the old man and kept moving ahead of the problems. Sometime along the way the story became "My great-great-great...Grandfather Noah was told by God to build a boat because a flood was coming.". Probably by a kid trying to impress a gril and get laid. One or two more generations and TA-DA Great Grandpa saved the world.

    64. Re:Noah, etc by khallow · · Score: 1

      I suppose. But that seems by intent, even if it is a disaster.

    65. Re:Noah, etc by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I get the feeling telomerewhythere isn't a Bible-thumper - more of finding the middle ground

      Stop right there. We don't take kindly to compromise here; anyone defending a bible thumper is a bible thumper by proxy. And you're defending a bible-thumper-defender. You're a bible-thumper-by-proxy-defender! Get 'im boys!

    66. Re:Noah, etc by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      DISCLAIMER: I don't believe any of this, but this is what a Biblical literalist would answer you with.

      [...]

      - Who (other than Noah and his wife) was a witness to these events?

      Nobody, obviously, since the rest of them died.

      Actually, Noah, his wife, their sons and their sons' wives. There is no mention of how many wives each son had.

      [...]

      - Why do we have known things like genetic inbreeding of recessive traits, and if there were only two of each animal (including humans) why didn't they die out of horrible inbred mutations within a handful of generations?

      I don't think this is a stock answer, but I expect it would be acceptable to a Biblical literalist: everything was perfect in the beginning, and things do mutate, but mutations cause "devolution", not evolution; things get worse over time. The survivors of the flood were still pure enough to repopulate the world on their own, but since then we've accumulated all these recessive defects that make inbreeding a problem. Probably because of Sin. (Cause, you know, Sin is radioactive and causes genetic degradation).

      And there were more than two people, see above (although apparently only one Y chromosome; Noah and his sons). And this is the same answer given when talking about Adam and Eve. There are two creation-of-human events in Genesis, one in Eden on the third day (Adam and Eve), and one all over the world on the sixth day (all of mankind). Cain and Seth married women from these other people.

      - Why do people still believe any of this as any kind of science when it consistently and constantly refutes observable events? "The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways" is OK for a civilization that doesn't understand the world around them, but it's not like we're short on credible, observation-based theories that can explain things in much more likely terms than "Then A Miracle Happened".

      String-Theory. Dark Matter. A Miracle Happened. It's not like the people of those times didn't have observation-based theories that could explain things. They knew that sex made babies (and that semen was vital), but that only reinforced the miraculous nature of a virgin birth. If they didn't have observation-based theories back then, a virgin birth would have been nothing special. Nor would have a great world-altering flood, a column of fire or cloud, or the parting of the red sea. They knew those things were impossible by the normal rules of nature, and yet they believed they happened. Maybe they observed some truly inexplicable events?

    67. Re:Noah, etc by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and there were seven pairs of each kind of "clean animal", seven pairs of every kind of bird, and a pair of every other kind of animal.

    68. Re:Noah, etc by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Most tales about YHWH aren't painting a picture of a nice guy. It's not that unreasonable to even half-seriously suggest that YHWH was an alien; too many of his actions and orders are pretty inhuman by anyone's measure, but fit a heartless robot just fine.

      There was this book by Franck Herbert (of Dune fame), I think it was the Dosadi Experiment, where for generations a mix of aliens and humans are stuffed on a planet in the most hostile conditions possible, always forced to fight between themselves and all, with the hope of building super warriors through natural selection. Of course the experiment turns on its experimenters... It kind of looks like you describe. Are there actually people who hold that YHWH could be the manifestation of some alien meant to coax humanity in some directions, with carrot and stick if necessary? Forced evolution via artificial selection ?

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    69. Re:Noah, etc by chip_s_ahoy · · Score: 1

      not (p or q) = (not P) and (not q)

    70. Re:Noah, etc by lxs · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the Babylonians who lived next door to all these Biblical events. They named the guy Utnapishtim. Now if you can twist that into Noah you must have studied under a Jezuit.

    71. Re:Noah, etc by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The book of Genesis in the bible describes the Tigris river in The Garden of Eden mixed with 3 unknown rivers. If you follow where it leads on the map it goes into the Persian Gulf. There is a geological theory that mega-thrust quakes which lower land elevation pull the land further underwater like a blanket. Infact an ancient underwater town in the black sea was discussed on slashdot many years. It is far underwater but could have been pulled. Netherless, the Tigress could have once flowed into the Indian Ocean before the Persian Gulf existed or was smaller, where in a cooler and wetter climate might have had more tributaries and other rivers that would be the other lost rivers under the gulf.

      It is certainly possible.

    72. Re:Noah, etc by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      you'd have about $1.35 (before taxes). Now start reading and post again when you have considered why such a terrific story has worldwide prominence. I like to point out, regardless of our differences, A BILLION Chinese can't be wrong.

      Of course, you ignore the vast differences between all the different flood myths, the very different times for the various floods, and the simple fact that flooding is such a common disaster all over the world. In one Chinese flood myth, the Great Flood takes about three generations. The Gilgamesh one is so similar because that is where the Old Testament story comes from! It's really not that hard to understand. You are doing what is commonly referred to as "grasping at straws".

    73. Re:Noah, etc by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      That's true. That's because the ancient Akkadians had invented the Hummer and McDonald's millennia ago and caused a massive melting of the ice caps in the peak of their capitalistic greed... or maybe the sun had something to do with it. Perhaps one day we'll know the truth.

      Yes, since flooding occurred sometime in the past, obviously anthropogenic global warming isn't happening!

      You know, some people have died of liver chirrosis who never drank a day in their life. So, by your "logic" it should be okay for you to drink a fifth of vodka every day. Please, try this experiment. Obviously it won't do you any harm.

    74. Re:Noah, etc by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Even the man's name is Nue in Hawaii and Nuah in China.

      You are thinking of Nuwa, who is female. But, like most of the fundie stuff you read, what you read is a load of garbage.

    75. Re:Noah, etc by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2

      Christian creationists like to mix and match selected similar elements from myths, ignoring the rest, and use that as reason to support the "fact" of the Great Flood. At best this is ignorant, and at worse sheer dishonesty.

      Usually, it is outright dishonesty. They desperately want something to be true, so it must be no matter how far they have to twist or ignore the facts.

      Or, as I have heard it before, there are liars, damned liars, and creationists.

    76. Re:Noah, etc by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Even the man's name is Nue in Hawaii and Nuah in China.

      Oh, and even the "Nu" in Nuwa means "woman". But, since you obviously know so much about Chinese language, culture and history, you must have known that...

    77. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      t's not that unreasonable to even half-seriously suggest that YHWH was an alien;

      There's at least one sci-fi book that uses this idea: Archangel by Sharon Shinn. YHWH is a computer on a spaceship. Haven't read it in a long time, but as I recall, it's not half bad.

    78. Re:Noah, etc by toddestan · · Score: 2

      After the Great Flood of 1993 (in the midwest of the US), several towns were not rebuilt in their original locations, but rather were moved to another location several miles away.

    79. Re:Noah, etc by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Had to think about it for a while. Give this person a cigar.

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    80. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So am I a liar or a damned liar?

    81. Re:Noah, etc by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k Sorry about the wait, but here it is.

    82. Re:Noah, etc by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      Just for you:

      I thumped a bible, and I liked it,
      The feel of its firm paper,
      I thumped a bible just to try it,
      I hope slashdot don't mind it,
      It felt so wrong
      It felt so right
      Don't mean I'm in love tonight
      I thumped a bible and I liked it
      I liked it

    83. Re:Noah, etc by berbo · · Score: 1
      I don't doubt the most early civilizations encountered flooding at some point- living near fresh water was important.

      But did the Sumerians and the Chinese and everyone else experience the same flood? at the same time? Let me know if you can back that up.

    84. Re:Noah, etc by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      So now floods and global warming are both myths?

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    85. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, let me start off by letting you know I am no where near a biblical scholar, but what I do know that this story has been misread for generations.

      If God killed everyone but Noah and his wife,

      Actually, you have the misconception that only two were saved from the flood. All of Noah's sons and their families were saved, in fact they helped with the ark, it was not just one old man building this thing by himself. A misreading or conceptual issue is here often, God told Noah the measurements and to build the ark because of a Great Flood that was coming; for this, people believe that he was the only one building it.

      - Why do we have different languages?

      It was not uncommon for multiple languages to coexist across families at that time.

      - Who (other than Noah and his wife) was a witness to these events?

      The generations of Noah.

      - Why do we have different races/colors of people? I though Man was incapable of genetic drift, being made in the image of God and all, but if there were only two survivors of the Flood...?

      There weren't only two survivors and their families had different generations of people.

      - Why do we have known things like genetic inbreeding of recessive traits, and if there were only two of each animal (including humans) why didn't they die out of horrible inbred mutations within a handful of generations?

      The Bible doesn't use 'Animals' to describe humans, never has.
      There were more than TWO of each kind, in fact there were SEVEN of each kind of animal; this is taught incorrectly, even though the Bible explicitly states how many there were.

      - Why do people still believe any of this as any kind of science when it consistently and constantly refutes observable events? "The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways" is OK for a civilization that doesn't understand the world around them, but it's not like we're short on credible, observation-based theories that can explain things in much more likely terms than "Then A Miracle Happened".

      We still don't understand the world around us. The 'string' theory can't be proven and the Theory of Relativity can't be unproven. All this is still in theoretical guess, we have a better understanding, but still don't 'understand the world around us'.

      You wonder why people still believe in this 'myth', as you call it, but thinking you know what it says and disproving it by asking rhetorical questions without base isn't helping people NOT believe it.

      The writings of "Epic of Gilgamesh" and "The Deluge" (Sumerian version) were written long after the flood happened, so just as the stories of your generations have been passed down, I'm sure it's easy for others to have past down the story of the "Great Flood". You make it sound as if all the different writings came from the four corners of the earth and had ZERO chance of relation.... which all stems from your original misconception... there were more than two people saved...

    86. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have 200 people from around the world claiming they ran out of a building that was on fire, it is highly unlikely they were the same fire.

    87. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many cultures don't have some form of vampire/werewolf stories?

      Oh, that's right, they all do. More common than flood myths, even. Perfectly sound logic.

    88. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The writings of "Epic of Gilgamesh" and "The Deluge" (Sumerian version) were written long after the flood happened, so just as the stories of your generations have been passed down, I'm sure it's easy for others to have past down the story of the "Great Flood".

      Actually they were written around 2000 BCE, which is later than the Noachian deluge is presumed (by Ussher et al.) to have happened, but long before it was enscribed in the Pentateuch.

    89. Re:Noah, etc by hogi90 · · Score: 1

      sunami, indonesia, mayby the term city is too broad perhaps 'peoples' or coastal populations' might be more appropriate or even the loss of massive amounts of information. this seems closer to the point, and then there is the alexandrian library which was thought to be destroyed by fire. now there seems to be a lot of recent underwater archeological findings in the area of alexandria that could account for the disappearance of the library.

    90. Re:Noah, etc by hogi90 · · Score: 1

      Christian creationists also use sciences, like geology to 'support' the mass flood and then there is that little thing called the good book ie the Bible which has over and over and over again shown to be an accurate history book. this is not ignorance, ignorance is when u ignore that there is truth out there and u dont seek it not for whatever reason [i dont know, like workin for the devil or stupidity or brain chemestry off or mental incapacity] Therefore taking like instances and 'cherry picking' is science not ignorance. when u investigate something u dont investigate everything else first to disquallify it all. u find similarities and then investigate. this has been called brilliance for thousands of years.

    91. Re:Noah, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christian creationists also use sciences, like geology to 'support' the mass flood

      Uh, sure, if by "use sciences" you mean "cherry-pick evidence that can be bent to support ludicrous theories."

      Don't forget, it was creationist geologists who determined the Earth was millions of years old, well before Darwin and radiometric dating came along.

      and then there is that little thing called the good book ie the Bible which has over and over and over again shown to be an accurate history book.

      Lol! Are you for real?

      Ask a Christian how historically accurate the bible is, they'll say 100%. Ask a professional historian, they'll say maybe 10% at best describes historical places, people, and events verifiably.

    92. Re:Noah, etc by yuje · · Score: 1

      This is in fact ignorance. Because you are exactly cherry-picking the facts that you like, and ignoring the rest that doesn't suit the conclusion you would like to draw.

      In real science (not the parody of it practiced by Creationists), if all the evidence doesn't fit the theory, the theory is changed, not the evidence.

  8. The land is under water... by bmo · · Score: 1

    because of global warming.

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    1. Re:The land is under water... by swanzilla · · Score: 1

      because of global warming.

      -- BMO

      Or alternatively, because we are not amidst a severe ice age.

    2. Re:The land is under water... by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      whoosh!

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    3. Re:The land is under water... by bmo · · Score: 1

      It was an almost troll. I'm kinda bitchy these days about how I turn on PRI's "Living on Earth" and how everything is tied to global warming somehow, no matter how tenuous the link. And NPR+PRI are supposed to be the smarter end of the spectrum of mainstream media. It's no wonder that the public in the US thinks that most of climate change science is a lot of "sky is falling" chicken-little fear mongering if that's the best US media has to offer.

      BBC programs are much more sane, but we don't get them much on this side of the pond.

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    4. Re:The land is under water... by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

      ...Or it could be that there is ALWAYS land under water! Geez...

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    5. Re:The land is under water... by Pax681 · · Score: 2

      BBC programs are much more sane, but we don't get them much on this side of the pond.

      -- BMO

      easy..... go download Expatshield and you can watch all the BBC, Channel 4 and brit programs you want :P

      you are very welcome!

    6. Re:The land is under water... by bmo · · Score: 1

      Not for nothing, but Expat Shield's privacy policy "taketh away in the small print what the big print giveth" as far as privacy goes.

      You are free to disagree, but really, compare the front page claims with the privacy policy.

      Bu
      --t the offer of help is appreciated. TY for trying.

      I'm not that hard up. I've gotten around the "you're not from around here, are you?" BBC ip filtering by torrenting.

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      BMO

    7. Re:The land is under water... by Pax681 · · Score: 1

      if you use avast.. what expatsheild taketh away... avast giveth back ;)

  9. Atlantis by Thelasko · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised there is no mention of Atlantis in TFA.

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    1. Re:Atlantis by yuje · · Score: 1

      Atlantis was never a real myth believed in by the Ancient Greeks.

      It was a story introduced by Plato. Plato admired the simple, warrior ways of the Spartans. In his view, the Spartans were simple and noble men who didn't venture out of their lands because they were content with all they had. On the other hand, the Athenians at the time were establishing maritime trading league, of which Athens was being increasingly dominant, bringing with it foreign influence, and the wages and costs of maintaining a military and fleet to keep the other cities in the league under Athenian submission.

      Thus Plato wanted to write a parable of a civilization not too dissimilar to Athens, a sea-borne civilization in its golden age, but brought to collapse through its own hubris.

  10. Atlantis? by rsborg · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Perhaps this is the fabled Atlantis described in Plato's accounts?

    Scholars dispute whether and how much Plato's story or account was inspired by older traditions. Some scholars argue Plato drew upon memories of past events such as the Thera eruption or the Trojan War, while others insist that he took inspiration from contemporary events like the destruction of Helike in 373 BC[1] or the failed Athenian invasion of Sicily in 415–413 BC.

    Alternatively it may be the basis of the Noah's Ark / Flood mythology.

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    1. Re:Atlantis? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Didn't Plato explicitly state his account described a fictional utopic civilization?

    2. Re:Atlantis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This explains why everyone thought Noah was crazy for building the Ark.

      I guess if he just walked a little he would've avoided the flood.

    3. Re:Atlantis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Plato explicitly state his account described a fictional utopic civilization?

      No, absolutely not. Plato described Atlantis as an evil society. The utopian Atlantis is a much later invention.

    4. Re:Atlantis? by kanto · · Score: 1

      Noah's ark story is most likely a ripoff. Atlantis, who knows? But I'd like to point out that we should stop assuming every time we find a group of people who lived and vanished that they were a civilization; might have been complete anarchist arseholes for all we know.

    5. Re:Atlantis? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Plato said it was an alagory, and there is no evidence of Noah, his ark, or global flooding.

      So, please, leave the myths out of science, mkay?

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    6. Re:Atlantis? by a+whoabot · · Score: 1

      Didn't Plato explicitly state his account described a fictional utopic civilization?

      Here's the situation. Atlantis is described in two fictional dialogues by Plato -- the Timaeus and its sequel, the Critias. In these dialogues, a character, Critias, gives a story, which he says he received from his grandfather (also named Critias, which is not unusual for the Greeks), who received it from his father, Dropides, who received it from the famed (and mysterious) Solon, who received it from an "old priest" in a city called Sa-is in Egypt, who says this 9000-year-old account of Atlantis is from unspecified "records".

      So, no, the account is not explicitly described as fictional -- but, the dialogue itself, in which the story is given, is fictional, and Plato describes the story's origins as obscure and its transmission as winding.

    7. Re:Atlantis? by a+whoabot · · Score: 2

      No, absolutely not. Plato described Atlantis as an evil society. The utopian Atlantis is a much later invention.

      Not really. It would be fair to say that Atlantis is described as a utopia at first, but then declined.

    8. Re:Atlantis? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      So, no, the account is not explicitly described as fictional -- but, the dialogue itself, in which the story is given, is fictional, and Plato describes the story's origins as obscure and its transmission as winding.

      And the Athens of 9000 years earlier kicked Atlantis's ass.

      People should understand that when reading Plato they're reading yarns he constructed to convey his philosophical views (if you can call them that). Instead of rushing out to look for Atlantis, they should be asking what role it plays in the construction of his message.

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    9. Re:Atlantis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its Bikini Bottom!

    10. Re:Atlantis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's WATERWORLD!

    11. Re:Atlantis? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      That's kinda the trouble with a bunch of nerds constantly pouring ridicule on the "soft sciences". No skill at all in literary criticism.

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  11. Quick! by Renaissance+2K · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's drill for oil there!

    1. Re:Quick! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      IIRC the exclusive economic zones meet in the middle so we're going to have to pay the bastards.

      We drill just on the Saudi side of the line and horizontal drill as far into Iran as technically possible.

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    2. Re:Quick! by rgigger · · Score: 1

      Let's drink that milkshake!

  12. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck? That's a nice Jumping To Conclusions Mat there bro.

  13. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Um, and?
    Why should that be a problem?

  14. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by scourfish · · Score: 2

    The timescale given doesn't really fit in with any sort of creationist timeline and the Methodist church advocates evolution.

  15. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2

    That the Persian Gulf was once smaller and dry where it is now wet is not in dispute, as far as I know.

  16. New? by mofolotopo · · Score: 1

    Unless I'm mistaken, this "new theory" was part of the plot of an Orson Scott Card book, Pastwatch.

    1. Re:New? by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      The discovery of the 'flood' in PastWatch from Orson Scott Card was just a neat side story - nothing more.

    2. Re:New? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're mistaken, it was the Red Sea in that book.

    3. Re:New? by Opyros · · Score: 1

      There is also a short story version, "Atlantis", which you can find on the Library section of his website along with other free etexts (with some restrictions on copying).

  17. And of course they had advanced technology, by hey! · · Score: 1

    but a cataclysm destroyed their civilization and the landform it was built upon. A few survivors made it to Egypt,where they built the pyramids and started an occult tradition of secret knowledge that has been passed down to this very day.

    I know this because my insurance agent told me. He belongs to this fraternal organization where they dress up in robes and are instructed in that secret knowledge by the guy who sold me my house.

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    1. Re:And of course they had advanced technology, by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      Let me guess:

      By establishing strict stratification (compartmentalization in modern terms), society can employ the equivalent of several hundred authority-issued sci-fi writers to lock human groups inside their own mutually exclusive, directly competing theologies.

      This sets the stage for a peace-maker that ceremoniously dispatches the anointed schlubs to bind each facet of reality within a monolithic meta-framework, thus transferring all the wealth that was spent establishing the stratification via the lineages of now dispatched schlubs right back in the pockets of the original architects.

      Am I close, or did you JUST buy your insurance and house from these people while letting the data get away?

  18. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 0

    Um, and?
    Why should that be a problem?

    Are you really that dense? Mitochondrial Eve demonstrates that we did all come from a single female "mother of us all". You cannot prove a "father of us all" through DNA because of the nature of the male chromosomes but that does not mean that it could have happened. There are two possibilities. 1. Humanity resulted from mating of one single female with multiple males OR 2. Humanity resulted from the mating of one male and an Eve female.

    Either way, you cannot get around the fact that some amount of inbreeding would have had to take place.

    Breeds of dog are the result of directed inbreeding for a specific purpose.

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  19. Investigate This Carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may be R'lyeh!

  20. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by CyberBill · · Score: 3, Informative

    There was not a single female ("Eve") alive at that time, there were at least thousands of females, and those females were all reproducing.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

    This image explains it pretty well:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MatrilinealAncestor.PNG

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  21. The dry land is an established fact, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dry land is an established fact, right? AFAIK, most scientists agree that sea levels were much lower 10-20k years ago due to the ice age. There was a land bridge in Alaska, and the San Francisco bay didn't exist. You could walk to the Farralone islands which are now something like 14 miles out in the ocean.

    Given that these lands existed, it seems likely that humans lived on them.

    FWIW, I always picture a primitive man with a fire. Another guy comes along and says, "hey, put out that fire. You're warming up the planet. If you don't stop that, it'll be the Farralone islands instead of the Farralone hills, and the whole planet will be destroyed".

    1. Re:The dry land is an established fact, right? by Pax681 · · Score: 1

      there was also a land bridge from the british isles to continental europe where human ramains are dredged up by trawlers.

      amusingly it's called "Doggerland"...... which makes me laugh and think of ancient car parks and marital tomfoolery :P
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerland

  22. BEWARE link leads to popups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    and spam and spam

  23. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, all the Y chromosomes trace back to a single male, too. The only problem for the Adam-Eve myth is that they lived 150,000 years apart, so likely they were not married.

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  24. Garden of Eden? by nebaz · · Score: 1

    Not that I necessarily believe in that, but two of the 4 rivers near the Garden of Eden were supposedly the Tigris and Euphrates, and the other 2, as far as I know, have not entirely been explained, though there are some theories.

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    1. Re:Garden of Eden? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well here's my explanation (read: theory) that you will not necessarily believe in. The Tigris and Euphrates of today are not the same ones from the Garden of Eden. There are two reasons. 1: the Flood drastically rearranged the earth's surface, and those rivers would be non-existent. They saw rivers that reminded them of the old ones, and gave them the same name. 2: the Tigris and Euphrates (and other 2) of the Garden of Eden were fed out of the ground by a single spring, further suggesting that they are not the same, but rather just have the same name.

    2. Re:Garden of Eden? by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      The word you are looking for is 'hypothesis', not theories.

      Not meant as a dig against you personally, but you probably grew up surrounded by people who do believe that myth, and it can be hard to realize that it really is just a story.

    3. Re:Garden of Eden? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no,it doesn't even qualify as a hypotheses.

      Stupid ass idea is more like it.

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    4. Re:Garden of Eden? by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      Pretty crappy theory. The amount of energy released in the short period (a matter of a few months) to so thoroughly rework the landmasses would turn the surface of the Earth molten. Noah couldn't have had an ark, he would have had to have had some sort of craft capable of floating of lava, or maybe an orbiting space craft with sufficient air and resources to keep a helluva lot of animals alive, and probably most of the rest of life on the planet, because as hardy as critters like Archaea are, I doubt they could live on a molten planet.

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    5. Re:Garden of Eden? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Considerable effort was put into proving Ye Olde Flood, but even da Vinci recognized the problems, and by the end of the 18th century, it was known to have been just a story that could not in any way explain the geological observations. Still, a lot of Creationists and semi-Creationists put a helluva lot of effort into trying to prove the veracity of the Genesis flood myth. Just as bad are those people like Robert Ballard, who, looking for sexy headlines, promote daft ideas.

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    6. Re:Garden of Eden? by geek · · Score: 1

      The Garden of Eden, should you believe such a place existed was actually in modern day Iraq. It's fairly well established that's where it is, biblically speaking and if you believe in it.

    7. Re:Garden of Eden? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Well here's my explanation (read: theory) that you will not necessarily believe in. The Tigris and Euphrates of today are not the same ones from the Garden of Eden. There are two reasons. 1: the Flood drastically rearranged the earth's surface, and those rivers would be non-existent. They saw rivers that reminded them of the old ones, and gave them the same name. 2: the Tigris and Euphrates (and other 2) of the Garden of Eden were fed out of the ground by a single spring, further suggesting that they are not the same, but rather just have the same name.

      As the saying goes, you're entitled to your own opinion, but not to your own reality.

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    8. Re:Garden of Eden? by Kongzilla · · Score: 1

      My money's on the "Invasion by beautiful women in miniskirts sporting rayguns and beehive hairdos" theory. It doesn't have anything to support it, but it has STOOD THE TEST OF TIME!! If it was good enough for Abbott and Costello, it's good enough for me!

  25. It's the lost city... by Cryacin · · Score: 3, Funny

    of Atlanta!

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    1. Re:It's the lost city... by Phoghat · · Score: 1
      "Though Gods they were - And as the elders of our time choose to remain blind Let us rejoice and let us sing and dance and ring in the new Hail Atlantis! Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be, Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be"

      There, fixed that for you

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  26. Knock it off with the pseudoscience by jcampbelly · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a link to the abstract just to nip all this 3rd and 4th hand speculation about flood myths and Atlantis: http://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/abs/10.1086/657397

    It's great for bringing public attention but not so great for highlighting the actual science behind the pop sci article.

  27. Perhaps "eden" ... by perpenso · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So is this the origin of the flood myth?

    The folks who once lived in what is now the Black Sea would probably want to share the credit for that one. They seem to have had a similar flood event.

    FWIW some geologists who compared the old testament to satellite images found some evidence suggesting that the rivers identifying the location of eden are consistent with rivers (current and ancient) converging on a location now in the Persian Gulf.

    1. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      IF the bible was correct, then they would need to see a big wall of flame.

      Also, I can compare text in Moby dick and find correlations to the bible. BFD

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    2. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the people of Israel really do belong deep under the sea.

      No, God kicked them out of eden and eventually gave them palestine as a consolation prize.

    3. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

      Every human living near a coast line 8-12000 BCE would have a flood event.

      Even here in North America, the coast lines were 50-200 miles further out than they are now.

    4. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by Esteanil · · Score: 1

      Not to mention when Thera (San Torini) exploded (volcano), sending a tsunami over Crete and salting the earth, thus eradicating the Minoan civilization.

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    5. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      IF the bible was correct ...

      Correct as in a people's ancestors once lived in a region where five major rivers flowed but they had to leave?

      ... then they would need to see a big wall of flame.

      A "big wall of flame" sounds like a phrase we use today when describing a forest fire? Like a flood, a big forest fire could inspire people to leave an area.

      Also, I can compare text in Moby dick and find correlations to the bible. BFD

      Moby Dick was not a collection of ancestral observations and rules for survival in a given region, the old testament may be so to some degree. Consider a pre-literate pre-scientific society passing along historical observations from one generation to the next, especially after reading up on the telephone game. Look at rules for wilderness survival and ecological management in some societies today, they are often dressed up in religious terms. If you are sure that the bible contains no correct information then go to the red sea and start to eat types of seafood that are prohibited. ;-) Seriously, the preceding was a joke, do not attempt this.

    6. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah, a big wall of flame is EXACTLY what you are likely to see when these topics come up.

    7. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real, material "paradise" is even below the persian gulf bottom, explaining a modern holy war for the turf in and around persian gulf.

    8. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Every human living near a coast line 8-12000 BCE would have a flood event.

      Even here in North America, the coast lines were 50-200 miles further out than they are now.

      Transient coastal and river flooding is one thing, slow rising sea levels is another thing, however having a hundred thousand or so square miles become a permanent sea **extremely rapidly** is something quite different.

    9. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by tokul · · Score: 1

      FWIW some geologists who compared the old testament to satellite images found some evidence suggesting that the rivers identifying the location of eden are consistent with rivers (current and ancient) converging on a location now in the Persian Gulf.

      Considering that religion came from same region it is highly unlikely that geography of old testament will be consistent with Caribbeans or Nasca.

    10. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by jpkeating · · Score: 1

      Smithsonian magazine had a good article on Eden and the Persian Gulf in 1987, too long ago to be in their online archives. Most references to it are on Christian sites. The article was based on archaeology by Juris Zarins. Genesis describes three rivers flowing into Eden. Zarins says two were the Tigris and Euphrates. The third is a fossil river in Saudi Arabia. The idea is simple and plausible. The Wikipedia page on Zarins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juris_Zarins/ A good description of the research: http://ldolphin.org/eden/ I thought of this often during the Persian Gulf War -- the war in the Garden of Eden.

    11. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iraq?

    12. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The late periods of the Wisconsin Glaciation in North America were anything but slow. Massive glacial advancement in 10-50 years, then retreats, repeat over and over. The coasts would have rose and fallen over and over.

      Things like the filling of Glacial Lake Missoula happened 40-45 times over 2000 years. A lake half the size of Superior being dammed, filling and then breaking lose to flood over eastern Washington, then repeat.

    13. Re:Perhaps "eden" ... by jpkeating · · Score: 1

      Make that the Tigris and the Karun.

  28. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the Persian Gulf is just like your girlfriend!

    I don't even know what that means.

  29. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Old guys like young broads, even 150,000 year old guys.

  30. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    Didn't you people see Ice Age - The Meltdown ?!?!?

  31. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he is. But what about the water in space? (Genesis 1:2, 1:6, 1:7) The first thing to do would be to make a phone call to the International Space Station and ask if there's water in space. If not, then the God drowned everyone-tale fails, no matter how many sunken civilizations you come across.

  32. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could draw a cartoon and call it proof too, it doesn't mean that it's accurate.

    Even evolutionary "science" (i.e. the religion of evolution) claims that all mankind is descended from a single "Mitochondrial Eve"

    I'm curious as to what religion you might be, since you apparently don't believe in evolution or creation. Probably one of those really wacky ones... Scientology maybe?

  33. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, all the Y chromosomes trace back to a single male, too. The only problem for the Adam-Eve myth is that they lived 150,000 years apart, so likely they were not married.

    That is actually not a problem. According to the Bible, everyone alive today is descended from Noah. According to the Biblical flood story, all male genetic material would come from Noah, but not all female genetic material would come from his wife. According to the Biblical account, Noah survived the flood along with his sons and their wives. Noah's sons were married before the flood. So, according to the Biblical account, while the most recent common source of all female human genetic material is Eve, the most recent common source of male human genetic material is more recent.

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  34. Underworld? by Necron69 · · Score: 1

    It sounds like some "real" archaeologists might owe Graham Hancock an apology. He's been saying for years that entire civilizations were swallowed up and lost at the end of the last ice age:

    http://www.grahamhancock.com/archive/underworld/

    I take his theories with a really large grain of salt, but it seems the basic idea isn't so crazy anymore.

    Necron69

    1. Re:Underworld? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      When you look at American Indian cultural regions like the Pacific Northwest or the western Alaska Natives and then look at maps of how far out the coasts went 8-12,000 years ago, how could there not have been dramatic cultural changes and cultures lost from the end that glacial period?

      Hell the Bering Land Bridge, Beringia, was up to a thousand miles wide

  35. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You cannot prove a "father of us all" through DNA because of the nature of the male chromosomes

    Actually, you can, via Y chromosome. And it is far more recent than the mitochondrial Eve (~60,000 years instead of ~300,000 years).

  36. Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by perpenso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So is this the origin of the flood myth?

    Or another attempt at lending credence to the myth, by people of a faith where it's central?

    It is unscientific to dismiss a theory because it lends credence to religious beliefs. Do you realize that the current cosmological theory for the origin of the universe, the "big bang" theory, was initially dismissed by the "leading scientists" of the day because (1) it was developed by a roman catholic priest and (2) it seemed too close to the "creation myth of genesis". The term "big bang" was coined by these "leading scientists" to mock the theory.

    Secondly, many myths and legends have a bit of truth behind them. Sometimes based on a multigenerational telling of historical events and sometimes as an attempt to explain things beyond a culture's scientific understanding. A real scientist tries to interpret myths and legends, not ignore or dismiss them.

    1. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by NEDHead · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe Hoyle coined the term 'Big Bang' as a mocking of the theory, he being a proponent of the 'steady state' theory.

    2. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      This was old news from a couple days ago, covered on some respectable media outlets

      What? Perposterous! Next you'll be claiming they found Troy or some such by looking where Greek Mythology said it was.

    3. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by millennial · · Score: 1

      It is unscientific to call a legend a theory.

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    4. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation please. Seriously. This would be very useful these days.

    5. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      the current cosmological theory for the origin of the universe, the "big bang" theory, was initially dismissed by the "leading scientists" of the day because (1) it was developed by a roman catholic priest and (2) it seemed too close to the "creation myth of genesis". The term "big bang" was coined by these "leading scientists" to mock the theory.

      I didn't know that.

      I always figured "big bang" came from another Goddess worshiper, in honor of the Greatest Orgasm Ever.

      Those who worship the Goddess have more fun.

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    6. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by perpenso · · Score: 5, Informative

      Citation please. Seriously. This would be very useful these days.

      "Monsignor Georges Henri Joseph Édouard Lemaître ( lemaitre.ogg (helpinfo) July 17, 1894 – June 20, 1966) was a Belgian Roman Catholic priest, honorary prelate, professor of physics and astronomer at the Catholic University of Louvain. He sometimes used the title Abbé or Monseigneur. Lemaître was the first scientist to propose what became known as the Big Bang theory of the origin of the Universe, which he called his 'hypothesis of the primeval atom'."
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Lemaitre

      "The Big Bang is a scientific theory, and as such is dependent on its agreement with observations. But as a theory which addresses the origins of reality, it has always carried theological and philosophical implications. In the 1920s and 1930s almost every major cosmologist preferred an eternal steady state Universe, and several complained that the beginning of time implied by the Big Bang imported religious concepts into physics; this objection was later repeated by supporters of the steady state theory."
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_bang

    7. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      So is this the origin of the flood myth?

      Or another attempt at lending credence to the myth, by people of a faith where it's central?

      It is unscientific to dismiss a theory because it lends credence to religious beliefs. Do you realize that the current cosmological theory for the origin of the universe, the "big bang" theory, was initially dismissed by the "leading scientists" of the day because (1) it was developed by a roman catholic priest and (2) it seemed too close to the "creation myth of genesis". The term "big bang" was coined by these "leading scientists" to mock the theory. Secondly, many myths and legends have a bit of truth behind them. Sometimes based on a multigenerational telling of historical events and sometimes as an attempt to explain things beyond a culture's scientific understanding. A real scientist tries to interpret myths and legends, not ignore or dismiss them.

      True. And further there is evidence of oral traditions documenting verifiable facts and events 10,000 years old (aboriginal land form tales in Australia). But there has also been an uncritical enthusiasm for trying to historicize and generate scientific support for ancient stories and accounts of miracles. When applied in a fictional context they have been dubbed "shaggy god stories" (Brian Aldiss, 1965). Even leaving pseudo-science (Velikovsky, von Daniken, ad nauseam) this tends to make scientists and historians leery of these attempts to tie myths, legends, and religious doctrines to scientific findings as the theory proponents tend to set the standards of evidence and reasoning pretty low.

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    8. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by smileymon · · Score: 1

      I subscribe to Roger Penrose's idea of cycles of time for big bang follows big bang and so on. Hear him speak in an interview on the Today program on radio 4 http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9032000/9032626.stm

    9. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by Smauler · · Score: 1

      One thing you've got to account for is that there are so many myths and legends within cultures that at least some of the time they're going to coincide with current scientific thinking. The great flood theory has always perplexed me a little. Every single place in the world has had major floods, at different times. Is it suprising that every single culture has a flood myth?

      I'm not dismissing the theory out of hand, but claiming a flood myth applies to an actual single event needs extraordinary evidence.

    10. Re:Unscientific to dismiss legends and myth ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Every single place in the world has had major floods, at different times. Is it suprising that every single culture has a flood myth? I'm not dismissing the theory out of hand, but claiming a flood myth applies to an actual single event needs extraordinary evidence.

      Slowly rising sea levels, overflowing rivers and even tsunamis are one thing, however having 100,000 square miles flood **very rapidly** and become a permanent sea is something quite different and extraordinary. Events such as these seem to have happened in the Persian Gulf and Black Sea and are far more likely to have inspired these *great* flood myths than the more typical flooding we still see today.

  37. ONE != ONLY ancestor by mangu · · Score: 4, Informative

    No matter how you try to spin it, the mitochondrial DNA of modern humans trace back to "ONE" female.

    To say we all descend from ONE woman does not mean she was the ONLY woman on earth at the time.

    Look at it this way: all my brothers, sisters, and cousins descend from my grandmother. But we have TWO grandmothers. Capisce?

    1. Re:ONE != ONLY ancestor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must hail from a Southern state. My cousins and I have seven grandmothers between us.

  38. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Informative

    Except that it's hard to reconcile the story with the fact that Noah and the "Eve" figure lived over a hundred thousand years apart.

    The Noah story is a myth. The Flood story is a myth. The Adam and Eve story is a myth. It's pointless to try to force fit science to myth, or myth to science.

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  39. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by arth1 · · Score: 2

    I could draw a cartoon and call it proof too, it doesn't mean that it's accurate.

    It's not the drawing, but the logic behind it.

    Evolution is all about the survival of the fittest (i.e. the best adapter). If Eve's descendants had even a minute advantage, that would in not too many generations make it more likely than not that everyone were descended from Eve.
    That doesn't mean that mitochondrial Eve was the only woman who had children, nor that we aren't descended from her contemporary females along any of the billions of lines with paternal elements.

    The picture makes sense because it makes sense, not because someone drew it.
    I'm sorry, but the picture the Abrahamic religions draw of Eve doesn't make that sense, and requires faith instead of logic.

  40. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by ByteSlicer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm afraid you misunderstand what 'mitochondrial Eve' entails.
    It simply means that all living humans have some mitochondrial DNA in common, which they all inherited from a single female ancestor.
    It does not mean there was only one female ancestor.
    That common ancestor lived at the same time with other females (and males), some of which passed on their mitochondrial DNA to people living today, just not to all of them.

  41. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but you slightly misunderstand "Mitochondrial Eve". It doesn't prove that we can all trace our bloodline back to one female, but rather that along the ancestral line that has only females in it's component, all the ancestors at one point in time had identical (or almost identical) mitochondria. This could be a small group of closely related women as well as one woman. And it's quite possible that no other gene of that particular set of women survived to present day.

    It's very close to what you interpret it as saying, but I think different. And significantly different.

    Remember that the mitochondrial line has only two special features:
    1) the genes mutate rapidly, and
    2) it is only inherited along the female line. (I.e., sons don't pass on mitochondrial genes.)

    The interesting thing is, if you count all genetic lines, then every person alive today is descended from every person alive at around the time of Julius Caesar (give or take a century) who has any remaining descendants. That's a lot shorter time line. (Personally, I find that one hard to swallow. But all it takes is one shipwrecked sailor and an otherwise isolated gene-pool becomes quickly merged.) (And note the caveat "who has any remaining descendants". A lot of lines were shuffled out of existence in recombination, even ignoring those who didn't leave any grandchildren.)

    (Then, as mentioned, there are the studies of the y-chromosome. But that doesn't mutate as rapidly, so it provides a less satisfactory clock.)

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  42. Silly to assume bias because scientist has faith by perpenso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >Until I hear about a few geologists supporting this, I read this as Yet Another attempt at trying to legitimize the Abrahamic religion flood myth. That the man behind this was educated at the Southern Methodist University makes it, in my opinion, more likely that there's a bias here.

    You realize you are engaging in the same bias practiced by those who dismissed the big bang theory because it was formulated by a roman catholic priest and seemed too close to the story of genesis? I am not vouching for this guy from SMU, just offering something for you to consider when you learn that a scientist has faith. Newton comes to mind too.

    Also what is wrong with myth? They are sometimes a pre-literate pre-scientific civilization's attempt to pass along observations from one generation to the next. A real scientist would try to interpret the myth, not dismiss it.

  43. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2

    Not quite. Mitochondrial Eve is a last common matrilineal ancestor, but that is NOT the same as saying that we are all descended from her, and her alone, in the way the biblical story goes, with the children of Eve interbreeding, and so on. What does mean is that if you trace any matrilineal line of descent, it goes back to her. If you trace a mixed line, it may (and some mixed lines definitely will) lead back to a different woman living at the same time.

  44. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    That is pure bullcrap. The time scales increased because our understanding of various geological processes increased, not to mention our understanding of various decay rates. But the age of the Earth being pegged at about 4.5 billion years has been accepted for decades now.

    But please, don't let the facts get in the way of your paranoid anti-science rantings.

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  45. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Arker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Archaeologists study Geology intensely, and any team of size will include a Geologist.

    Also Southern Methodist is a great place for archæology, home to Lewis Binford among others. The Methodist church isnt fundamentalist and doesnt have a problem with science.

    So you were offbase on every point.

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  46. Whoops! Don't you mean the Arabian Gulf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/navy-rankles-iranians-persian-gulf-change/

  47. It's funny because it's true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It has been said that if you blasted Jerusalem into dust, the Jews, Muslims and Christians would fight over the hole. In fact, if you removed the other two groups, the Jews/Muslims/Christians would fight among themselves over the sacred hole in the ground.

  48. Lost Civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was wondering where we left it. Now that we found it, can we be civilized again?

  49. Just imagine if there's a new ice age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a strong belief that global warming will actually bring on a new ice age. Kiss Canada goodbye. On a serious note what will this do to country borders? It's bad enough that suddenly former international borders will extend out hundreds of miles but imagine what will happen to the English Channel. 10,000 years ago, give or take a few thousand years, the channel was a grassy plain. Once it's above water where is the border between France and England? As peaceful as things are now I can see a war coming. It's at least hundreds of years off and odds are thousands but it will happen one day. Ice Ages are a fact of life and it's doubtful global warming will stop them it may actually make them worse.

  50. the important question by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    None of you are asking the important question. Which is, of course, whether I should be going underwater off the far southern coast of Kalimdor, and looking for places to dig.

  51. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by millennial · · Score: 1

    According to the Biblical account, people were planted as seeds by their father in their mother's womb, no genetics required. Oh, and you could make a cow have a striped calf by making it lie down next to straight wooden rods. So... whatever. Bible, schmible.

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  52. enough water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anybody do the math? 16 Lake Superiors were supposed to raise global sea levels by - what? 10m maybe? Can't imagine that was enough water for a flood.

  53. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you really that dense? Mitochondrial Eve demonstrates that we did all come from a single female "mother of us all".

    I can't believe you're that dense that you think "Mitochondrial Eve" means she was the "mother of us all."

    Here's a hint: M.Eve is the most recent common matrilineal ancestor, which means there must be other common matrilineal ancestors prior to her.

  54. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    The timescales were invented by proponents of evolution long before any dating methods were developed. Those dating methods were conveniently calibrated to support those previously made up timescales.

    Any time evidence popped up either here or on the moon which contradicted those timescales, the inconsistency was quickly covered up and the numbers were fudged to make it all fit again.

    Is that fantasy world all comfy and safe?

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  55. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by hajus · · Score: 1

    Sometimes, it can be fun though. We have the science of star trek, why not the science of the holy books? :)

  56. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 0

    That is pure bullcrap. The time scales increased because our understanding of various geological processes increased, not to mention our understanding of various decay rates. But the age of the Earth being pegged at about 4.5 billion years has been accepted for decades now.

    But please, don't let the facts get in the way of your paranoid anti-science rantings.

    4.5 billion years is the same number that was coined long before dating techniques were developed.

    Scientists claim that the reason why they cannot find any material in the crust anywhere near that age is because they claim that entire crust liquified several times since the formation of the earth. So this number of 4.5 billion years has no physical evidence to back it up yet you take it as gospel truth because a scientist (shaman) says so.

    Don't you find all of this a little bit suspicious?

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  57. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 0

    The timescales were invented by proponents of evolution long before any dating methods were developed. Those dating methods were conveniently calibrated to support those previously made up timescales.

    Any time evidence popped up either here or on the moon which contradicted those timescales, the inconsistency was quickly covered up and the numbers were fudged to make it all fit again.

    Is that fantasy world all comfy and safe?

    How do you like the fantasy of the earth being 4.5 billion years old? Scientists claim that no evidence of that age exists because there were allegedly several times when the entire crust turned molten. How convenient. So we are all expected to believe in a number that was invented by someone over a century ago just because they are scientists (shamans).

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  58. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Where did you get that wacko conspiracy theory from, the discovery institute? People were arguing that the Earth was anywhere from 75,000 to a billion years old as early as the 1700's. They used calculations based on observations of erosion and strata, these dating method were first used by Descartes in the early 1600's, three years BEFORE Ussher counted up all the begats and came up with the infamous 4004 BC date. By the time Darwin published the origin of species it was widely accepted by the geologists that the Earth was at least a billion years old.

    In other word the old Earth theory preceded the theory of evolution by at least a century.

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  59. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    How do you like the fantasy of the earth being 4.5 billion years old? Scientists claim that no evidence of that age exists because there were allegedly several times when the entire crust turned molten. How convenient. So we are all expected to believe in a number that was invented by someone over a century ago just because they are scientists (shamans).

    There's a fine article about how we know the age of the earth over at Wikipedia, in the unlikely event you want to learn facts that contradict your fantasies.

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  60. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by tompaulco · · Score: 2

    I figure the opposite. If the guys on the space station say the water is still all up there in space, then the flood myth is wrong.

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  61. Damn Global Warming by Dausha · · Score: 1

    As somebody who was there when it happened. I told them it was coming. I said, "Hey, keep driving around those large chariots and eventually this whole place is going to flood." A friend of mine said he was going to build a boat. Took him 100 years. He probably could have done it faster if he had stimulus money. But, hey, times were tough back then.

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  62. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Sometimes, it can be fun though. We have the science of star trek, why not the science of the holy books? :)

    "And God said TECHNOBABBLE, and there was light."

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  63. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    4.5 billion years is the same number that was coined long before dating techniques were developed.

    Actually that date is rather recent. In the 19th Century Lord Kelvin determined that the earth was a mere hundred million years old. (Way off because he based it on cooling, and he didn't know about radioactive heating.)

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  64. Homo sapiens 50000 years ago, not 8000 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets get the numbers straight

    Homo sapiens left Africa 50000 or 100000 years ago

    The land mass disappeared 7500 years ago

    The slashdot abstract is very badly written.

  65. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    The date is based upon meteorites. So no, it's no suspicious, and you're still just a pseudo-skeptic. The dates of the oldest extant crusts are still a sufficient fraction of the age of the planet to make using extra-terrestrial evidence a reasonable way to answer the question.

    Oh yes, and your still just a pseudo-skeptic.

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  66. Civilization? by grikdog · · Score: 1

    What do you mean "civilization"? Are there cities down there? Art? Ocarinas? What? Without artifacts, without context, without methodology, just discovering YA Alleged Antediluvian pile of flint chips (75,000 ybp corresponds to the human bottleneck, while 8,000 ybp is twice as old as the oldest Egyptian civilization. The time scales in TFA are preposterous. Not out of realm of possibility. Out of realm of provability.

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  67. comment from the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about Iran?

  68. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    It is your option to shit on reason, but if you do it, could you please refrain from using a nick that besmirches Aristoteles in the process? Thanks a lot.

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  69. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Give it up. You can't argue with those. They are nuts from a scientific standpoint, and heretics from just about every theological standpoint outside their own echo chamber. You can't reasonably talk with people who willingly lie, cheat and distort every fact to fit their "theory".

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  70. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, there is clear geological evidence that global sea level was lower by ~180m or so during the last Ice Age, and that sea level rose relatively rapidly between ~10000 and 8000 years ago to close to present-day levels as the continental ice sheets melted. The modern-day Persian Gulf is everywhere less than that, and most of it much less (~half of it is <50m, and I'm not sure any of it is >100m). Although a tectonically active area, the terrain hasn't shifted that much over such a geologically short period, so you can very confidently predict that during the last Ice Age it was exposed land, and that it drowned as global sea level rose. I found this paper by Stoffers and Ross (1979), which is about the Gulf of Oman and inferring what is happening "upstream" in the Persian Gulf from the sedimentation there, but you need access. This paper by Lambeck (1996) [pdf] is accessible. It lays out the geological case pretty well. But what's really needed is to go from archaeological speculation to actually finding sites on the sea floor. What they should do is swath bathymetry across the area, although it would probably be a bit of a mess to sort through all the modern ships, pipelines, and other structures produced from more recent activity.

    Anyway, from a geological perspective, no, it isn't a crazy idea. But as far as I know archaeologists have done little to actually LOOK on the sea floor of the Persian Gulf.

  71. Good news for Steam by lordgun · · Score: 2

    Cool, there will be a new $5 DLC for Civilization V.

  72. Is Bender Bending Rodriguez... God? by llamafirst · · Score: 1

    Most tales about YHWH aren't painting a picture of a nice guy. It's not that unreasonable to even half-seriously suggest that YHWH was an alien; too many of his actions and orders are pretty inhuman by anyone's measure, but fit a heartless robot just fine.

    Yeah, because when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

    See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfellas

  73. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Old guys like young broads, even 150,000 year old guys.

    But it was the other way around. Mitochondrial Eve was born about 150000 years before Y-chromosomal Adam. Maybe he was into extreme necrophilia, or liked them really really wrinkly...

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  74. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    We have the science of star trek, why not the science of the holy books?

    Then we end up with "A proof that heaven is hotter than hell" (Applied Optics, II, A14, 1972) which uses data given quite explicitly in the Book of Isaiah and the Book of Revelations to show the temperature is about 444C in hell and at least 525C in heaven.
    This was followed by "A refutation of the proof that heaven is hotter than hell" (J. Irreproducible Results, 25(4)17-18, 1979), which uses Leviticus and some assumptions on the pressure of the damned, modeled as a finite volume of ideal gas to increase the estimated the temperature of hell.
    However, the latter utterly ignores the assertion in Isaiah that hell is expanding (rate unspecified), which undermines its entire argument. And so on. Attempting to build any scientific interpretation based on stone-age mythology leads only to contradiction and absurdity. An amusing pastime in its own way, but producing results destined to be utterly misconstrued by the ignorant faithful.

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  75. Re:Attempt at justifying religion again? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Yeah I know, don't feed the trolls, but sometimes I can't help myself because they are so cute.

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  76. See, that there is dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See, that there is dumbass. How, pray tell, do you get from basically a Hewbrew language to the clicks of the Kallahari bushmen? How do you get the Chinese drift?

    How long does it take a language to change? Now, how long was it since the flood? Not very long according to the fairytale.

    1. Re:See, that there is dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Tower of Babel is their creation story for languages. According to fundies, there was no linguistic evolution, all the languages appeared in one moment by an act of God. So time is not an issue for them.

  77. A shame about Babylon... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking what a shame it is that the ancient city of Babylon used to exist in what is today Iraq. I mean there is a place that would be interesting to visit (well not anymore)...