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  1. The Perfect Heckle on Star Wars Virgin Takes the Plunge · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have to sit through that uncomfortable kiss between Luke and Leia knowing that they are indeed brother and sister.

    At this precise moment during the '97 special edition release of Star Wars, in a packed house (the Uptown Theater in Washington DC, 840 seats), some guy down in front yelled,

    INNNN-CEST!!!!

    The whole place cracked up. I wish I could say it was me, but alas, it wasn't.

  2. Re:Keywords: Government. Health Care. Disaster on Biggest IT Disaster Ever? · · Score: 1

    I'm not so sure private enterprise is the panacea you seem to believe it to be.

  3. Re:domain names on Every Vista Computer Gets Its Own Domain Name · · Score: 1
    How about

    ms-prnp-is-the-digital-equivalent-of-bare-backing- on-meth.com

  4. Yes, But Will It Configure Your Touchpad? on Mandriva 2007 Released · · Score: 1

    I've had to fight with Mandriva installs since 9.1 to get my touchpad (barely) working. My machine worked more cleanlu two versions back, than it does now. *Fight*, I tell you. Not to mention the broken Kat and gam_server problems (act like malware on Windows, eating up scads memory and CPU time), badly incomplete documentation installed (for many K-applications) problems with Kiosk installs (crap like Mindawn, a paid music subscription service I'll never use with dependencies on the other stuff in the bundle), the harddrive jerking about for any operation, etc. These are all problems I (and others) have had with 2006. Next time I switch or upgrade, I'm going to Kubuntu.

  5. New O'Reilly Book? on Open-Source Prosthetics · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, are they gonna do a "Prosthetics Hacks" book? I see a lot of interesting Perl scripts coming our way ;-)

  6. Nah! The Six Million Dollar Ant! on Trap-Jaw Ants Break Speed Records With Jaws · · Score: 1

    Someone really needs to cue the bionic action sound effects from that show onto these ants jumping around, it'd be so perfect...

  7. Is Thurrott An Idiot? on Paul Thurrott Bitten by WGA · · Score: 1
    The second mistake was that WGA Notifications was also "phoning home" information to Microsoft on a regular basis. That's right: Not only was the software secretly installed on your PC, but it then regularly contacted Microsoft servers and provided them with data about the instances of pirated and nonpirated software out there. Customers and security experts reacted with alarm, as well they should: Microsoft had literally shipped spyware to its customers. Microsoft, meanwhile, reacted as they often do when something like this happens: They made as if nothing serious had happened and acted shocked that anyone could think otherwise. So much for the Glasnost of the consent decree.

    What kind of pillow-biting bottom is this fool? Knowing that Microsoft has this uncaring attitude towards its customers, why on earth does he continue to be such a fanboi? I can't believe anyone would apologize for this company.

  8. How Many Big Games... on Duke Nukem Forever Update · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...have been thought up, created and gone through two or three versions in this timeframe?

  9. Re:Captain Obvious on Early Puberty Often More Hazardous · · Score: 1

    I'm 36, and I'd still think that, if it happened :(

  10. Nice (If Math Heavy) Load Average Article on Understanding Memory Usage On Linux · · Score: 1
  11. Toilets Are Clean In Sweden Because... on Keyboards Are Disgusting · · Score: 1

    ...they throw the seats in with the dishes!!!!!! http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/toilet.htm

  12. Re:The Only Possible Response. on Retrofitting an iPod into a Geiger Counter · · Score: 1

    As well you should. I doubt I could do it, and it's amazingly funny and creative. Rock on!

  13. The Only Possible Response. on Retrofitting an iPod into a Geiger Counter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Javamoose,

    I mean it in the best possible way, in admiration of your creativity and technical acumen...

    but ...

    YOU ... FUCKING ... NERD!!

    Over the top and outta sight, she's outta here, baby :D

  14. I'll Replace You With Machines - Guided By Voices on Japanese Find Robots Less Intimidating Than People · · Score: 1

    If since the letter,
    ade a deal go sour,
    on pacts of golden seal,
    post marked.

    Ain't it funny how it gets there,
    and they say it never does,
    I'll replace you with machines,
    I can't face you.

    so I wrote a letter,
    to the messenger of my dreams,
    I see him at a party,
    endlessly.

    Ain't it funny how it gets there,
    and they say it never does,
    I'll replace you with machines
    I can't face you.

    It sounds like most of Japan's culture is rather maladapted to life as it currently is. The language is stuck in feudal warlord times, what with the various levels of what we call politeness, and everyone has to, out of the group-harmony thing, choke back every bit of anger they've got,while they're forced to live at Internet-speed.

    Where do they hide the anger? How do they get rid of it? Do they get rid of it? If they want to rely on robots instead of each other, they're failing themselves as a society. And as for Marie, the Filipina - the Japanese are notoriously racist, no that's no surprise. She's different from them, and in a land of supreme conformity, she'd freak them out too much merely by existing.
  15. Three Words: Tuskegee Syphilis Study on Testing Drugs on India's Poor · · Score: 1

    Indeed, no one should be surprised: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Syphilis_Stu dy You know something like this will happen again.

  16. Worst Case Of Rectally-Induced Brain Oxygen... on Xbox 360 Launches In U.S. · · Score: 1

    ..Starvation I've seen in a while. WTF would pay $5100 for this thing ?!?

  17. What About Robert Sheckley? on Top 20 Geek Novels · · Score: 1

    Dude was Douglas Adams before Douglas Adams was, in the same sort of way Gahan Wilson was Gary Larson before Gary was.

  18. Prepare For The Dark Ages, Part II on Is The U.S. Becoming Anti-Science? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let's face it, there's always been an anti-intellectual streak in the US, and now, these Bible-thumping ignoramuses are strengthening it.

    These are the people who want to bring back Old Testament style theocracy, and think that it jibes with the Constitution. Check out the Christian Reconstructionist article on Wikipedia. Ultramontanes of the highest order.

    Although I live in DC, I don't worry about Islamist terrorists as much as these folks taking over. Islamist terrorists could cause nasty infrastructural and personal damage, but these people, given a chance, will do everything they can to ensure nothing that conflicts with their interpretation of the Bible gets taught, women have no reproductive rights, gay people are executed for something they can't help being, etc., etc. They'll warp the laws to a viewpoint no one's held in 2,000 years - there's been progress since then, but they don't want it.

    If they had their way, the only science that would go on would be to prove absurd things, like Moses really parted the Red Sea, instead of say, forensic ethnobotany to show how people ate.

  19. God, I Hate Flash. on Quake 4 Linux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd just like to read the info, not have to figure out over-designed interfaces :(

  20. I Submitted Yesterday, And It Was Rejected on Mandriva Linux 2006 Released · · Score: 1

    Odd...

  21. MOD PARENT DOWN. on StarOffice 8 May Be MS Office Killer · · Score: 1

    Try opening a Word 2003 document in Word 97, or Word 6, dude.

  22. RTF Summary, Smegbrain. on Stem Cells Restore Feeling In Paraplegic · · Score: 1

    You may be incurably stupid, but I'll try anyway...

    Umbilical stem cells != embryonic stem cells. Note the key word "umbilical". That means from the umbilical cord.

    A few seconds' research provides http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbilical_Cord

    and

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cord_blood

    Précis: They're stem cells harvested from cord blood, which comes from the umbilical cord, which comes from newly-born babies ... not aborted fetuses.

  23. Ogasawara Island! That's Frickin' Monster Island! on Giant Squid Caught on Film · · Score: 1

    >> Ogasawara Whale-Watching Association. A little squid is *all* they got on film? What about Godzilla? Ebriah? Booooorrrrinnngggg!

  24. Re:Proving once again... on The Tech of Burning Man · · Score: 1

    It's here. They elected it.

  25. What's Next, Adamantium Skeletons And Teeth? on Australian Science Makes the Regenerating Mouse · · Score: 1

    I think we can see where all thi research is leading...