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The Tech of Burning Man

Marc Merlin wrote:"Some of you have probably heard of burning man, but most of those who haven't gone probably don't know that saying that it's just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot, is a very unfair description of the event. I have been writing reports of it for the last 4 years now (akin to the linux show reports I used to do), and my 2005 report is the biggest one yet (1440 pictures, and a fairly complete overview page, showing the highlights) You can also look at the burning man index page (with pictures from the sky), and look at my first 2002 report for a view as a first timer."

352 comments

  1. of course not by mmkkbb · · Score: 0, Redundant

    they smoke more than just pot at burning man!

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    1. Re:of course not by fshalor · · Score: 1

      The server's burning... the man's burning... the server that is burning is hosting the review of the burning man...how is this off topic?

      Good review, I just wanted to see the pictures. I coul;dn't so I posted such.

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  2. Boligatory South Park Quote by Relic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

    1. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
      Farnsworth: "Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!"

      Hippie: "You can't own property, man."

      Farnsworth: "I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!"

    2. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ok, I'll admit it: although I had heard of Burning Man, I was only vaguely aware that it was some sort of festival. So of course I looked it up at wikipedia.

      Seemed like a pretty straight-forward hippie festival; I'm cool with that. Then I get to this part:

      Commerce Free Event. No cash transactions are allowed at Burning Man... The only commerce that has been allowed are sales of coffee and ice at Center Camp, which benefit the local Gerlach-Empire school system...Besides this, participants must buy tickets to attend the event. Tickets are sold through the Burning Man ticket website.

      At this point my irony meter pegs and I giggle incessantly through the remainder of the article.

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    3. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
      At this point my irony meter pegs and I giggle incessantly through the remainder of the article.

      Dorm room hippie: Fuck capitalism, man. Who needs that shit, when we can all just share the wealth, you know? Live off the land and pool our resources and shit.

      2nd dorm room hippie: Hey man, can I get a dime bag?

      Dorm room hippie: Sure man, $25.

      2nd dorm room hippie: Thanks.

      Dorm room hippie: It's like Huey Long and Karl Marx said, we should just share everything, man--just work together, you know?

      -Eric

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    4. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Faggot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cut them some slack! You can't set up for and clean up after 20000 people without money. Its leave-no-trace ethic is unparalleled in any other festival -- even the Bureau of Land Management, who's been trying to squeeze them out for years, had to admit that the desert was impeccable 2 months after the event. The net profit from ticket sales goes to art endowments and the local school system.

      And as any Burner knows, the cost of the ticket is a drop in the bucket.

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    5. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Rei · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the lack of cash transactions are an attempt to foster a sense of community. People give whatever they can, and if they have nothing, they offer services for free. While this may seem hard to comprehend why people would do this, at the same time, wherever you go, people give you whatever you need. It makes it more like a family than a city.

      Burning Man exists in the real world, and naturally has expenses that it has to deal with; however, inside, it's a different story.

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    6. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of a headline from The Onion: "Apartment of Marxists living example of why Marxism doesn't work". The article then details how nobody does the dishes or the trash and they all forget to pay the bills.

    7. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have just focused on the ice and coffee sales which is what really tickled me. I mean, come-on, no commerce unless you are talking about creature comforts like your morning joe or ice for your mixed drink.

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    8. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Arandir · · Score: 1

      I had a landlord once who was a self-confirmed marx-quoting communist. Living there was like piloting a submarine through a sea of irony...

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    9. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by rossifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In both cases, there is nothing to prevent you from bringing your own supplies and making your own coffee or ice. In fact, this type of self-driven event preparation is highly encouraged.

      When it comes to ice, however, the hardware to produce it in any quantity would get expensive rather quickly. Which is the pretty much the point of them charging for it (can't clean up the desert after the party if you're broke).

      I do think that the burning man planners would like nothing less than to eliminate these two monetary transactions as well...

      Regards,
      Ross

    10. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      With respect to the ice, it's not a creature comfort. It's a necessity, especially when the temperature is 120 degrees. Especially when, like me, you run a bar, serving hundreds of people FREE drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) all week long. They began selling ice at the event because the traffic in & out of the event (to the local town, usually to buy ice) was getting out of hand.

      Burners bitch about the coffee thing too. Quite frankly, I don't care. The proceeds go to charity. They had collection barrels for the Katrina victims this year, too. The only difference with that was I didn't get a fucking coffee out of that one.

    11. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by raoul666 · · Score: 0

      You've never bought a dime bag, have you?

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    12. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      2nd dorm room hippie: Hey man, can I get a dime bag?

      Dorm room hippie: Sure man, $25.

      I always thought dime bags were called that because they cost $10. (And nickel bags were $5.) Eh, inflation.

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    13. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Hyperkinetic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seemed like a pretty straight-forward hippie festival; I'm cool with that. Then I get to this part:

              Commerce Free Event.
              No cash transactions are allowed at Burning Man... The only commerce that has been allowed are sales of coffee and ice at Center Camp, which benefit the local Gerlach-Empire school system...Besides this, participants must buy tickets to attend the event. Tickets are sold through the Burning Man ticket website.

      At this point my irony meter pegs and I giggle incessantly through the remainder of the article.


      Vending of ice is absolutely critical to the survival of Burning Man. Remember this is a survival trip before anything else. Participants are responsible for supplying everything they need to survive the harsh desert. Everyone is living for a week or more out of ice chests. If there was no way to replenish the ice, food would spoil, many people would likely get sick, and the event would have to be canceled. No profit is made by the BM org, and all proceeds are donated to the local school system.

      It's unfortunate that anything has to be charged at all, but the ice is produced in Reno, 125 miles away, and has to be trucked in. That alone implies that there is a cost to the ice, and therefore has to be passed along to those consuming it.

      The coffee I can't defend, but I think it's an attempt to keep Thunderdome from being overun by grouchy burners who haven't had their morning fix of joe.

    14. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone notice they are all white people, too? I am a whitey and I noticed it....

    15. Re:Boligatory South Park Quote by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      You've never bought a dime bag, have you?

      You've never lived on the east coast, have you?

      -Eric

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  3. Work safe or not work safe by BiAthlon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are naked hippies work safe?

    1. Re:Work safe or not work safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depends on your line of work.

      If your job involves naked hippies, then, yes, it's fine.

      Also, if your job involves lots of naked hippy chicks, I would like a job interview.

    2. Re:Work safe or not work safe by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are naked hippies work safe?

      Most of them are so un-photogenic, your boss can't reasonably claim you had an prurient interest in them. And given the hairiness and man-boobs, you often can't even tell the women from the men.

      It's as safe as looking at photos of some Stone Age tribe in National Geographic. Except, in this case it's a tribe of "Aging Stoners".

    3. Re:Work safe or not work safe by shreevatsa · · Score: 2, Funny
      To quote from TFA:
      Day 3: Friday
      In addition to visiting more camps, I had to attend the two yearly rallies: first the critical dicks march, and later the critical tits bike ride, which was the largest one yet: it went on for 45 minutes. This is actually the first time I've heard men say "Ok, I've seen enough tits for today" :-)
      'Nuff said.
    4. Re:Work safe or not work safe by elrous0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Are naked hippies work safe?

      Only if you dip them in disinfectant first.

      -Eric

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    5. Re:Work safe or not work safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on mod parent up to +5 funny. Its not everyday a nerd pulls off a clever chiasmus on slashdot.

    6. Re:Work safe or not work safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a naked hippy chick?
      Otherwise, fat chance. :P

    7. Re:Work safe or not work safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Most of them are so un-photogenic...

      Oh man oh man, you are SO wrong. I've been to Black Rock City twice now. There are many hairy hippies, and many naked ravers (they usually shave *everything*), and there are plenty of nudists, voyeurs, exhibitionists, performers, and even a lot of people who defy classification.

      Hang out by the Porn recruitment camp - visitors are definately photogenic. Hang out by the Carcass Wash - take your chances, as a carcass comes in many shapes and sizes.

      On second thought, don't hang out, don't go at all. Burning Man encourages participation, and frowns on those who treat it like a freak show.

      Oh wait - you were modded funny. It's a joke. I get it. Naked people are ugly. Ha ha.

    8. Re:Work safe or not work safe by Reverend528 · · Score: 1
      And given the hairiness and man-boobs, you often can't even tell the women from the men.

      You know, for women, they're just refered to as "boobs", not "man-boobs".

    9. Re:Work safe or not work safe by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Hippies = baby boomers Baby boomers = 50-60 years old If you volintarilty want to hang out with burned out naked 60 year olds, a job interview is not your most urgent need.

    10. Re:Work safe or not work safe by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Well, apparently at least one hippie here has some mod points.

      -Eric

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  4. Yikes! Pagan rituals! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uh. Ever considered that the whole burning man thing has its roots in paganism...

    1. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Uh. Ever considered that the whole burning man thing has its roots in paganism...

      Uh. Ever consider that the whole Christmas season has its roots in paganism....

    2. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      damn italics....

    3. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by sysfal · · Score: 1, Informative

      Er, most christian festivals are from the pagan festivals, yes including Christmas. And the one that people think is a dirty pagan festival but is in fact christian is Halloween! Check wikipedia if you want...

    4. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by UncleSocks · · Score: 0

      Ever considered that the whole burning man thing has its roots in paganism...

      Yeah - just like Christianity or Norse Mythology...

    5. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by SimilarityEngine · · Score: 0

      Although "coincidentally" Hallowe'en occurs at the same time as the Samhain festival (which was pre-Christian).

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    6. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey, don't leave out Easter!

    7. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by the_wesman · · Score: 0, Redundant

      well, sparky - I called your bluff and found this on wikipedia under "halloween"....

      "The holiday was a day of religious festivities in various northern European pagan traditions, until it was appropriated by Christian missionaries (along with Christmas and Easter, two other traditional northern European pagan holidays) and given a Christian reinterpretation."

      Halloween is a pagan holiday that was absorbed by Christians - next time you post a source, read it first, jack ass

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    8. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      ..I thought it was either something to do with male cystitis or blank CD-Rs?

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    9. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Informative

      Er, most christian festivals are from the pagan festivals, yes including Christmas. And the one that people think is a dirty pagan festival but is in fact christian is Halloween! Check wikipedia if you want...

      OK http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween

      The holiday was a day of religious festivities in various northern European pagan traditions, until it was appropriated by Christian missionaries (along with Christmas and Easter, two other traditional northern European pagan holidays) and given a Christian reinterpretation.

    10. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      On "the Secret Life of" on the food network, they said that in ancient Rome people were jailed for making sausages due to some pagan sausage festival.

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    11. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was trying to say that, and just didn't phrase his post correctly.. so try reading a little harder to understand what someone is saying before you call them a jack ass, jack ass..

    12. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Uh. Ever considered that the whole burning man thing has its roots in paganism...

      Uh. Ever consider that the whole Christmas season has its roots in paganism....

      Yeap, most Judeo-Christian holidays, sacred days, and celibrations have pagan or Zoroastan roots.

      Falcon
    13. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by taniwha · · Score: 2, Interesting
      you say that like it's a bad thing .... I guess if you believe in a god that might be threatening, if you don't what you're saying is just propaganda

      Besides Burning Man is full of religion, drunken debauchery, wierd forms of transport but most important FIRE

    14. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by denttford · · Score: 1

      News to me. Must have missed the Judeochristianity department when deciding how to apply to grad school to study this stuff.

      Oh, and it's spelled "Zoroastrian."

      Nice troll, though.

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    15. Re:Yikes! Pagan rituals! by Whale+Shark · · Score: 1

      And the one that people think is a dirty pagan festival but is in fact christian is Halloween! Check wikipedia if you want...

      Directly from the Wiki;

      "The majority of Christians ascribe no doctrinal significance to Halloween, treating it as a purely secular entity devoted to celebrating imaginary spooks and handing out candy."

      Halloween is simply the day before All Hallows, which obviously does have Christian doctrinal significance.

  5. oh man by Naikrovek · · Score: 4, Funny

    dudes they are going DOWN. 1400 pictures, many of them on the front page! HAHA FEEL THE WRATH!

    "Burning Man"? no: "Burning Servers"!

    1. Re:oh man by ChrisF79 · · Score: 1, Funny

      The best part is, he did it to himself, no?

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    2. Re:oh man by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Especially considering that their server is made from a converted 1971 cadillac and 18,264 rubber ducks.

    3. Re:oh man by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's 11:20am and the server is completely unresponsive. Stick a fork in it, guys ... it's done.

      The coral cache is still working, however.
      http://marc.merlins.org.nyud.net:8090/perso/bm/200 5/

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  6. I'm missing something by the_mighty_$ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since when does a few pictures of naked hippies become news for nerds and stuff that matters?!?

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    1. Re:I'm missing something by geminidomino · · Score: 0

      The ones on men hardly count...

      unless you're into that sort of thing, I guess...

    2. Re:I'm missing something by hackstraw · · Score: 0

      Since when does a few pictures of naked hippies become news for nerds and stuff that matters?!?

      Because its about the _tech_ of the event. If you read the article, you would have seen the 1 time that the word was used near the beginning.

      Since we are talking about Burning Man, its worth noting that this was the 20th anniversary of the annual event. I didn't get to go this year, but definitely next year. Looks like a bunch of fun.

    3. Re:I'm missing something by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Because a goodly measure of slashdotters ARE hippies.

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    4. Re:I'm missing something by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope my submitted story about the Sears Catalog having almost naked ladies gets approved now.

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    5. Re:I'm missing something by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 1

      God forbid anyone question the greatness of Slashdot, lest they be smited. I'm actually surprised you got modded up, between this shit and good 'ol Zonk this place has gone to hell. I find myself here less and less by the week now. A true shame.

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    6. Re:I'm missing something by Cainjustcain · · Score: 0

      They played Dance Dance Revolution in full fire protection suits and got flames blown at them for mistakes... that's just awesome.

    7. Re:I'm missing something by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      Also mention that they sell computers capable of viewing the Google website and you're guaranteed to get on the front page.

    8. Re:I'm missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when does a few pictures of naked hippies become [...] stuff that matters?!?

      You're right. You are missing something.

    9. Re:I'm missing something by pjrc · · Score: 5, Informative
      I went to burning man for the first time this year... been curious for some time... finally talked my girlfriend into going. Playa dust aside, it really was a lot of fun. But it's not for everyone.

      This is a lot of very interesting home-made tech out there.

      I resisted the urge to build any large-scale project, though I did do a couple little things. I built some custom lighting for our two bikes, using a couple handfuls of LEDs and a little microcontroller and already-present wheel sensors (from those little bike trip monitors) to switch gradually between different colors as we ride.

      We stayed with a camp called Burnstream court. They had a sign that'd broken. They had a mail list, which we'd been on much of the year, and the guy who was working on repairing the sign was using little light bulbs and dreaming of someday "animating" them. Being an electrical engineer (and not being able to resist a cool project), I broght a little microcontroller board that I had solder several high current MOSFETs (and associated circuitry) into a prototype area. On the second day out there, he was working on putting all those little lights on the sign, and I gave them the board, hooked all the lights up to it, and wrote some code to sequence the lights. Everyone in the camp was really excited about the flashy sign. It was cool. It was fun.

      Yeah, I'm into creating stuff. Geeky, perhaps? (as opposed to the other geeky... playing video games... or ooggling over shiney new products).

      Thousands and thousands of other creative and highly inspired people (must moreso than me) so there every year. And you just can't imagine all the amazing and wacky things they create and build out there.

      Well, maybe you can sit back and imagine all sorts things. Surf though the tens of thousands of pictures people post, and feel like you know. But it really is something to see in person.

      There's amazing displays of technology, like the cubetron art piece, which had a 9x9x9 cube of LED-lit pingpong balls suspended on wires in a big cube shape, which lit up in mulitple colors in all sorts of interesting animated patterns. There were many, many other very interesting things people created and brought out there, and made work in such an unforgiving environment. It really is quite amazing.

      So if you're the sort of person who see tech and wonders "that's really cool, how'd they do that", or "I should of thought of that", or "I'd love to make something like that"... then you'll probably really like burning man. But if you're one of those people, who I personally wouldn't call true geeks but saddly inhabit slashdot, who sees tech and thinks "I can get that cheaper at walmart", then burning man is defintely not for you.

      Burning man is also about lots of other things than just building art and viewing and playing with art (much of the art is intended to be played with, unlike traditional art).

      For many people, burning man is about partying all night long. There's lots of people who set up bars, which give out free drinks when they're open (pretty much when they feel like it). There's also lots of camps that set up night clubs with lights and large sound systems. Perhaps hundreds of little ones for about 20 to 80 people to party, and on the ends of the city, dozens of huge ones where hundreds of people are dancing and partying all night long.

      For others, it's a more mellow social gathering. Lots of people hang out, play some musical instrument or just lounge around and be mellow. It seems like there's some pot smoking, but the cops to drive around and mionitor from the streets, so any drug usage is well out of ordinary sight.

      Some people, mostly those who've never been and will never go, just can't seem to see past nudity. Yes, some people go around with little or no clothing during the day, others wearing something provocative. And some are even "hotties" by conventional mass-media standards. But it really isn't that big a deal.

      There is a hippie

    10. Re:I'm missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      best post of the thread. I'd mod you up if I had any damned points. (Why is it that the only times I have mod points are when the first page is full of crap like SCO or Microsoft blah blah that's been beat to death, posts whose probability of containing mod-up-worthy comments approaches zero??? gah.)

    11. Re:I'm missing something by fullofangst · · Score: 1

      You've only just noticed how offtopic slashdot front-page headlines can be ??

    12. Re:I'm missing something by superdude72 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if you're the sort of person who see tech and wonders "that's really cool, how'd they do that", or "I should of thought of that", or "I'd love to make something like that"... then you'll probably really like burning man. But if you're one of those people, who I personally wouldn't call true geeks but saddly inhabit slashdot, who sees tech and thinks "I can get that cheaper at walmart", then burning man is defintely not for you.

      Holy false dichotomies, batman!

      Might there be *other* reasons people don't like Burning Man, besides being brain-dead, TV-besotted oafs who've lost the ability to think for themselves?

      The community of people who don't like rock concerts sponsored by Bud Lite is significantly larger than the Burning Man community, I would venture. As is the community of people who enjoy art. As is the anticorporate community. And the tech community.

      But some people just aren't into dressing up in dayglo cowboy BDSM outfits while camping in the desert for a week, and paying thousands of dollars (ticket + travel) to do so. Some people are put off by the number of "art" installations that involve getting naked in a hot tub with a 50-year-old tech entrepreneur, while there's some kind of light show and House music playing in the background.

      I'm not saying that that's all Burning Man is. Oh, no. But there are certain aesthetic guidelines that not everyone wants to follow. For instance, it helps if you like electronic music. And dressing up in costumes with a BDSM theme. Nothing wrong with that, if that's what you like. But don't pretend that Burning Man involves any more openness to new ideas than any other festival of tens of thousands of people. There is a pretty established aesthetic, and it's not everyone's cup of tea.

    13. Re:I'm missing something by ctp · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm missing something. This was my 7th burning man. I wear shorts and a t-shirt, as do most all my camp mates. And as do hundreds of our friends up there. We fix bicycles all week, and actually listened to the greatest hits of the 70s, except when the guys across the street were playing old black sabbath really loud, and then that was the soundtrack.

      Anyone, including you, who try to describe it with such a broad brush end up only describing a small slice of it. It is a little bit of what everyone tells you it is...really, only a little bit.

      There is no "pretty established aesthetic" that I can find, and I'm very active and invloved on and off the playa. BTW - some people base their idea of there being an established burning man style on the pictures they see of the event. Trouble is, all us many many thousands not dressed up (and we are the vast majority) don't get our picture taken, since we don't attract much attention.

    14. Re:I'm missing something by pjrc · · Score: 1

      have you, superdude72, actually been to burning man?

    15. Re:I'm missing something by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      I wear shorts and a t-shirt, as do most all my camp mates.

      If you go to Burning Man Decompression in that outfit, you'll have to pay twice as much. Your outfit is Not Approved.

      http://burningman.com/blackrockcity_yearround/spec ial_events/decompression/decom2005.html

      Anyone, including you, who try to describe it with such a broad brush end up only describing a small slice of it. It is a little bit of what everyone tells you it is...really, only a little bit.

      I've never gone, but I have friends who go every year. I used to support them by going to various performances and fundraisers (my friends are fire dancers), but it's gotten to the point where I'm just like... meh. Fire. Devil horns. OK, you look cute with the devil horns, and the fire... ok, maybe not fire because you can't get a permit, but glow sticks, hula hoops... Meh.

      I support Burning Man in principle, as long as they stick to principles, but I've just never felt an overwhelming desire to attend, given the tastes of it I've had.

    16. Re:I'm missing something by malex23 · · Score: 1
      That outfit comment was in relation to a specific party. And yes, they do appreciate (with good reason) some form of effort put into one's dress, but it's not exactly what one would call a strict dress code.

      Your basic premise is right... Burning Man isn't for everyone, and not everyone who isn't into it is an Old Navy shopper. But they still deserve more credit than you seem to be offering. There's a lot more going on that you know about.

    17. Re:I'm missing something by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      have you, superdude72, actually been to burning man?

      Nope. Just some related events in SF, and some unoffical parties to raise funds for friends' camps. See response here.

      Perhaps this is just a narrow slice of the burning man community and I shouldn't overgeneralize. But nothing at these parties made me want to go to the main thing. I'm not criticizing them; their tastes just happen to differ from mine in this regard. In other ways, they're still my friends and I like to do non-burning-man-related things with them.

  7. 1440 Pictures? by Tethys_was_taken · · Score: 0

    1440 pictures?

    Can someone summarize this summary of the event, please? :-)

    PS: Slashdotted.

    1. Re:1440 Pictures? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      With "summarize" you mean collect all the pictures of naked women, put them on a real server and post a link?

    2. Re:1440 Pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is news.

      To me, Burning Man is an event that lies on the border between Nerds and Artists.

      The only people I know that would attent Burning Man are either nerds/geeks or artists.

    3. Re:1440 Pictures? by alexandreracine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      naked, boobs, girls, fire, man, dancing, makeup, UFOs, communication devices, joy, drugs, weird, tents, sex.


      Now search for the intruder :)

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    4. Re:1440 Pictures? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere else about growing discontentment regarding the increasingly commercial aspects of burningman.

      One of the last straws apparently was that a reality tv show was filmed there this year, and a discovery channel-related person was throwing eggs at the crew while it was assembling the man-to-be-burned.

    5. Re:1440 Pictures? by troc · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Erk, I must get my brain fixed. I read "weird tent sex" and was strangely interested. I mean, what constitutes weird tent sex exactly, is sex in tents intrinsicaly weird or is it only weird when the tents themselvs are participating? Do I need to smoke more weed to understand, or less?

      Maybe I just need more sleep. In a bed not a tent. Gah, I have tents on the brain now. It's an intents feeling.

      Yes, my whole pointless ramble was designed to get you to read that inane pun.

      *smirk*

      Troc.

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  8. yeah, I know by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Funny

    This group of hippies is different, man ... they're deep ...

    1. Re:yeah, I know by thuh+Freak · · Score: 1

      some more than others.

      /thuhFreak eyeballs "Loose Lucy" in disgust.

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    2. Re:yeah, I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This group of hippies is different, man ... they're deep ...
      I figured it was your typical science fiction convention crowd, with pretensions of deepness....they just can't seem to figure out they're losers
  9. Re:damn by obii · · Score: 1

    just wanted to point out the same thing...

    mirrordot.org should definitively mirror more then just the linked pages... in its' actual state it's next to useless.

  10. Re:And the tech is...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Er, as far as I could see the tech constisted of a digital camera, a few bicycles and some large gears. Please someone tell me I missed something and link me to the cool stuff!

  11. Stereotype? by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On the contrary, my stereotype of 'Burning Man' was, and is a bunch of Wired-reading Californian rich kids with iPods (*) and the like playing at being Pagans, and pretending to do the hippie thing for a few days.

    Not that dissimilar to the more bandwagon-jumping hippies in the 1960s, who went on to found large, corporate companies and sell out (a la "Ben and Jerries", one of the worst examples of corporate hippie culture), whilst living off their supposed hippie credentials. Plus ca change...

    (*) Okay, iPods are *way* mainstream now. Replace with whatever that pretentious rag is recommending they buy this month.

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    1. Re:Stereotype? by imsabbel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Strange.
      My stereotype was: Tons of pyromanics gather and burn down everything they can carry there....

      (might be biased because i first heard about that even on the website of one guy who wrote about how be burned 20 magnesium engine blocks from cars in a pit)

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    2. Re:Stereotype? by HardCase · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yep, I'm with you. My boss took a week's vacation from his $150K engineering job to drive his Hummer down. Of course, if he didn't have time to make the road trip, there was also an airstrip for all of the private planes, too.

      Judging from the (somewhat less then 1400) pictures that he brought back (and that we endured in our weekly department meeting), he wasn't atypical.

      It looked like a bunch of drunk and stoned rich kids (and more than a few parents) camping out in the middle of nowhere for a week and worshipping a few hardcore hippies.

      -h-

    3. Re:Stereotype? by NineNine · · Score: 0, Offtopic


      (*) Okay, iPods are *way* mainstream now. Replace with whatever that pretentious rag is recommending they buy this month.


      No, they're not... only in big cities where the yuppie/normal person ratio is absurdly high. iPods are still an overpriced yuppie toy (along with VW's, of course).

    4. Re:Stereotype? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      only in big cities where the yuppie/normal person ratio is absurdly high

      There are plenty of smaller communities where Yuppies are found. For whatever reason when they tire of the city the ALL seem to move to Town X, Village Y, or community Z.

      I go to the Philadelphia Folk Festival every year. When I was 8 years old, the concert grounds where the middle of nowhere. Today, the grounds are at the same field, but it's surrounded by Yuppie farms. I wouldn't mind so much, if the neighbors didn't complain about the noise, the traffic, and all the stuff that was there WAY before their 'cottage in the wilderness.'

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    5. Re:Stereotype? by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      iPods are still an overpriced yuppie toy (along with VW's, of course).

      You insensitive clod! I drive a BMW.

      --
      I laughed at the weak who considered themselves good because they lacked claws.
    6. Re:Stereotype? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ah yes, the annual political battle at the Old Poole farm in Shwhenksville.

      Here is how the Conversation goes:
      Folkfest: "we're going to do it again this year"
      Residents: "No you arent, we cant stand the hippies"
      Folkfest: "Fine, then the poole family is going to sell the farmland to low-income housing deveolpers."
      Residents: "Dont be so hasty... we'll just ignore you for the weekend"

      The only reason that section of shwenksville is country-like is because of the poole farm. if that goes, it will be just another horrible suburbia.

      i've been a volunteer there the last 5 years, but had to miss this year, as i've got a 7 month old...

      the funniest thing, is the amount of "high level" people; CEO's and such that go there to get funky once a year.

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    7. Re:Stereotype? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Funny, I didn't spot a single iPod in that gallery.

      Other than the that hippie-fied a Mercedes, I didn't see a hole lot that really screamed moneybags. Even the prop airplanes looked pretty old, and old airplanes really aren't as expensive as people seem to assume.

    8. Re:Stereotype? by GeckoX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apparently there is something fundamentally wrong with partying for a week.

      Though I fail to see what it is.

      Looks to me like a few tens of thousands of people had a great time for a week. And yet all we can find to do is criticise.

      Me thinks you all need to take a freaking vacation.

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    9. Re:Stereotype? by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny, I didn't spot a single iPod in that gallery.

      Of course not; that's "so four years ago", which I believe I alluded to in the original message.

      If they have iPods, they're probably iPod Nanos which are discreetly stored up their left nostril.

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    10. Re:Stereotype? by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      My stereo type was: this guy

    11. Re:Stereotype? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Eric Schmidt @ Google
      link

      :-)

    12. Re:Stereotype? by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Do you make a lot of judgements based solely on your asshole boss' vacation slides, or just this one?

    13. Re:Stereotype? by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Very snappy response, there, Chester. And the answer to both questions is no. Oh, and he's not an asshole. Just a poser.

      -h-

    14. Re:Stereotype? by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      If he drives a Hummer, he's an asshole.

  12. Proving once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That white American suburbanites have too much money and too much time on their hands. They are too fat, too weak, too drugged, too much of everything. C'mon natural selection, where is our war, pestilence, and drought?

    1. Re:Proving once again... by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Natural selection? I vote that they go back to "burning man" 1973 style.

      That should weed out the suburbanites from the real pagans (^_^)

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    2. Re:Proving once again... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      C'mon natural selection, where is our war, pestilence, and drought?
      Dear Anonymous Coward,

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    3. Re:Proving once again... by saudadelinux · · Score: 1

      It's here. They elected it.

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    4. Re:Proving once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people that I know who go to Burning Man are amateur anthropologists who are experts in pre-literate tool making.

      They would survive war, pestilence, and drought much better than you or I would.

    5. Re:Proving once again... by bohemianflux · · Score: 1

      That's funny man.

      Yuppy or not human society wants to celebrate little things or big things or no things at all. This one is hyped up by the media 'cause it so far falls outside the consumerist circle. Or perhaps the suburbanites as you say require an endorsement of their revolution.

  13. Brilliant timing by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1, Funny

    Put the word 'naked' in a story with thousands of pictures and post it first thing Monday morning. Sounds like a DDOS attack.

    1. Re:Brilliant timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      No, this is:

      You can find the rest of the critical dicks pictures here, and critical tits there
  14. Is Burning Man still relevant? by BoulderDad · · Score: 0

    Is Burning Man still relevant?

  15. Naked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    GILES: And how was your summer?

    JENNY: Extreme. I did Burning Man in Black Rock. It's such a great festival -- you should have been there. There were drum rituals, naked mud-dances, raves, mobile sculptures, you would have just... hated it with a fiery passion.

    GILES: Yes, I can't imagine finding any redeeming -- naked?

  16. You got a problem by Cally · · Score: 1, Insightful

    with naked hippies smoking pot in the desert? Sure beats working for a living...

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    "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
    1. Re:You got a problem by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      with naked hippies smoking pot in the desert?

      How about sunburn? How about fat, old and naked don't go well together?

      Ick.

  17. mirror mirror mirror! by coolnicks · · Score: 2

    Not sure if the summary photo page will get slashdotted, she seems to be holding, but incase...here we go:

    http://data.coolnicks.co.uk/burningman

  18. &@%$# HIPPIES! by Turbofish · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's all just a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap!

    (Sorry, had to get the Cartman quote out of my system.)

    Seriously though, who really cares about a bunch of brain damaged losers trying to save the world one reefer at a time?

    1. Re:&@%$# HIPPIES! by wwwillem · · Score: 2, Funny

      a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap

      Let me get that straight ... trees in the desert?? and then a few thousand people that burn everything in sight??? Mmmmm, there better is some other hugging going on .... :-)

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    2. Re:&@%$# HIPPIES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Seriously though, who really cares about a
      > bunch of brain damaged losers trying to
      > save the world one reefer at a time?

      You're off the mark. The majority of Black Rock City dwellers are not brain damaged, in fact they are more creative and inventive than you apparently could ever imagine.

      And it's not about saving the world. It's about art.

    3. Re:&@%$# HIPPIES! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Let me get that straight ... trees in the desert??

      Perhaps they are cactus-hugging hippies?

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    4. Re:&@%$# HIPPIES! by wwwillem · · Score: 1

      painful !!!

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  19. Buddy of mine went. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He said it was basically bunch of hippies.

    Not too many naked, though.

    I gather the place is set up like a miniature city, with the "loud drunk dudes" over there, and the "stoner naked hippie dudes" over yonder.

  20. Hippie Cool by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    "just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot, is a very unfair description of the event"

    Consider how much computer technology you're using right now that was invented by potsmoking hippies, often naked, though only occasionally in the desert. Then consider how useless and lemminglike are so many of the people who survive a week on the Burning Man Playa (and how useless are those who don't survive). Then consider how unfair to hippies is that comparison.

    "Why don't we do it in the road?"
    - The Beatles (prefiguring much mobile computing)

    --

    --
    make install -not war

    1. Re:Hippie Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Consider how much computer technology you're using right now that was invented by potsmoking hippies"
      Such as?
    2. Re:Hippie Cool by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The most obvious example is graphics tech, much of which was envisioned and invented at Evans & Sutherland in the 1960s, where a lot more funny stuff than pot was consumed. And the whole modern paradigm was produced by people at SRI, then injected into the zeitgeist by the "Homebrew Computing Club" members Jobs and Wozniak, no strangers to the waterpipe. And don't tell me that screensavers are the product of mere coffee and tobacco. Quite a lot of the tech we take for granted is the product of the imaginations of pioneers of "virtual reality".

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    3. Re:Hippie Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Woz:


      "Well, when I was younger, in high school, I started out smoking pot. Which escalated into taking acid on a regular basis, which escalated into selling acid. And then I started, when I went to college, I started doing opiates."


      Steve Jobs:


      "[...]Taking LSD was one of the most important things I have ever done and those who have not tripped on acid can not fully understand me"

      Need any more? I'm sure there are tons. I mean, these were just the ACID trippers...

  21. Looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I looked at the pictures and it seems like just bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot.

  22. A discussion I once had by ifwm · · Score: 4, Funny

    It went something like this

    Acquaintance: "Hey I went to Burning Man last week!"

    Me: "Why?"

    Acquaintance: (stunned by my question) "It's BURNING MAN!"

    It's so clear now.

    1. Re:A discussion I once had by jolshefsky · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You need smarter friends is all. Are you a hippie?

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      --- Jason Olshefsky

      Karma: Poser (mostly affected by adding this line long after everyone else did)

    2. Re:A discussion I once had by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful
      it went something like this

      Acquaintance: "Hey I went to Burning Man last week!"

      Me: "Why?"

      Acquaintance: (stunned by my question) "It's BURNING MAN!"

      It's so clear now.


      Meh, one could easily put ...

      Acquaintance: "Hey I went to a Shuttle Launch last week!"

      Me: "Why?"

      Acquaintance: (stunned by my question) "It's A SHUTTLE LAUNCH!"

      It's so clear now.

      It is entirely possible that for some people it is of a sufficiently cool magnitude as to be self-evident as to why you'd go. Replace Shuttle Launch with Stone's Concert, Star Wars Movie, amusement park, or anything of your choice if it's not suitably attractive to you.
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    3. Re:A discussion I once had by ifwm · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It is entirely possible that for some people it is of a sufficiently cool magnitude as to be self-evident as to why you'd go"

      I agree, but we were talking about Burning Man, so I don't really see how that applies.

    4. Re:A discussion I once had by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Acquaintence: I went to a Stone's Concert Next week!

      Me: Why?

      Acquaintence: (stunned by my question) To test my TIME MACHINE!

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    5. Re:A discussion I once had by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      "It is entirely possible that for some people it is of a sufficiently cool magnitude as to be self-evident as to why you'd go"

      I agree, but we were talking about Burning Man, so I don't really see how that applies.

      Meh. I've always thought Burning man looked really cool. And while it's thousands of kms away and not something I'm really ever likely to attend, it's cool to see some of the wierdness that happens there.
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    6. Re:A discussion I once had by ifwm · · Score: 1

      Meh. J-O-K-E. God what an uptight SOB...

    7. Re:A discussion I once had by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      Probably because a lot of the people that go have no recollection of the entire event. Drugs do that to a person. The only thing they're capable of coming up with is "Dude, it's Burning Man!"

    8. Re:A discussion I once had by goodrob · · Score: 1


      If you have been to burning man you will know it's more like:

      Acquaintance: I went to psychedellic tatooine last week.

      Me: Why?

      Acquaintance: because it's Friggin Full-On Magical Psychedellic Tatooine!!

      and 1,000,000 other things..

    9. Re:A discussion I once had by goodrob · · Score: 1


      I met people that came all the way from Japan and the UK just for Burning Man.

      I drove a 77 VW Van 1000 miles each way to be there.

      If you want to be there don't let the distance stop you. Just take it into account.

    10. Re:A discussion I once had by starman97 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Burningman.
      For those who have never been, no explaination is possible.
      For those who have, none is needed.

      --
      Starman97@Gmail.com (bring it on spammers)
    11. Re:A discussion I once had by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      But burning man is a pile of wood. A shuttle launch burns the hydrox equivalent of a nuclear bomb, rattles bones a dozen miles away, lights up the full sky for tens of miles and can be seen from most of florida. If you're a pyro, there's no contest.

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    12. Re:A discussion I once had by SveltGastropod · · Score: 1

      It's a pile of wood...STUFFED WITH EXPLOSIVES!!! ...seriously. heh... I actually have a great deal of respect for shuttle launches. Now all you need is a couple hundred fire dancers, a roller coaster with flame throwers and cages for the go go dancers, Dance Dance Immolation (like DDR but they shoot a flame thrower at you if you screw up), a fully mobile country western saloon, and a giant machine that tears itself to pieces over the course of a week and you'd have the start of a real party.

    13. Re:A discussion I once had by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You want explosives? shuttle's got explosives! try explosive bolts holding things together, monopropellant hydrazine maneuvering thrusters and ammonium perchlorate + aluminum solid rocket boosters. (perchlorate plant explosion a few years ago was quite impressive.) AND there's REAL PEOPLE INSIDE!

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  23. Oh come on! by geminidomino · · Score: 0

    just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot

    Dude, you so forgot the wicked gnarly bisexual orgies!

    1. Re:Oh come on! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Lesson of the day:

      Naked, pot smoking, wicked gnarley bisexual orgy-having hippies have no sense of humor.

  24. I'll bite... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    Some of you have probably heard of burning man, but most of those who haven't gone probably don't know that saying that it's just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot, is a very unfair description of the event.

    OK. Considering the page is nuked (and consisted of the image equivalent of 1.4E+6 words anyway), what would be a fair description in 100 words or less?

    1. Re:I'll bite... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Naked hippies smoking pot pretending that Burning Man isn't all about naked hippies smoking pot.

      --
      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    2. Re:I'll bite... by michaelredux · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been to Burning Man, and it's not that easy to write a "fair description" in 100 words or less. Although I saw the "nuked" page, and it seems fair, the pictures are great, and he probably uses more than 100 words. (wait for the slashdot effect to cool off, the site will recover). It's tempting to say "These are not the droids you are looking for, move along...", but you asked nicely, so I'll try to offer a short description.

      Burning Man is gathering of about thirty-five thousand people for a week-long art festival on a dry lake-bed in the Nevada desert. The alkaki dust doesn't form dunes, and no bug or blade of grass can live on it. Miles of flat dry mud form a blank canvas, fresh every year.

      Participants bring amazing sculptures and structures of all kinds to the desert, some huge projects, like towering temples and mazes full of art, a gigantic Tesla coil throwing unbelievable lightening bolts, giant sculptures made of laser-light, and thousands of small creative expressions everywhere, crazy costumes and ad-hoc fire-spinning and music jams. I've seen huge vehicles that look like a 100-foot long fire-breathing dragon or a full-sized pirate ship with dozens of people and a rocking party on top. Some people play dance-music or drums late into the night. Earplugs are recommended.

      You must bring with you everything you need, not just to survive, but to thrive. And when the event is over, you take everything home, and leave no trace. Just planning your packing list for a week in the desert can be enlightening, but learning to "leave no trace" can be equally educational. No exchange of money is allowed during the event. (with minor exceptions) And although it's a simple concept, I believe it has a profoundly liberating effect on attitudes of participants. This is one of those things that really can not be adequately described in 100 words or less, but really has to be experienced.

      Buring Man is a celebration of each individuals' uniqueness, amazing diversity, creativity, skills, humor and generosity. The experience of becoming a participant, not just a spectator, is what really makes Burning Man different. The process seems simple, but Burning Man has subtly changed how I think about my own creativity, self-expression, and citizenship. Perhaps trite, but true, more than almost anything, what you get out of Burning Man totally depends on what you put into it, and every person's experience will be different.

  25. TBH, it does look kinda cool... by Willeh · · Score: 1
    Not sure what is has to do with Slashdot, apart from the hordes of geeks that attend each year. But yeah, nice stuff there.

    What'd be newsworthy though, is to maybe have an idea of the infrastructure behind such an event, since they have danceclubs in the middle of nowhere, which is kinda cool.

    --
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    1. Re:TBH, it does look kinda cool... by Da_Biz · · Score: 1

      A few things I'd note from my Burning Man experience in 2003:

      * Lanceland: the "power nexus" of Burning Man, where many a kW of power is being generated and shipped out on 1.25 mile long legs to other power distribution boxes. One semi-trailer mounted generator after another.

      * Fire/EMS: One of the best organized event emergency medical teams I've seen. 24 hour computer aided dispatching (CAD) was used, and teams were coordinated on multiple channels, with repeater support from towers around the city (some permanent). This is in addition to the REMSA "Life Flight" helicopter, (paid) ER docs/nurses, and professional wildland firefighter companies staged AT Burning Man. This is, in part, the reason for the price of the ticket NOT being free.

      * Sol System: They were present this year with the following system:
      http://www.solsystem.org/solarium
      In 2003, I stood in the middle of their setup and was blown away by how clear and authentic their spatializing technology sounded. Apparently, two of the camp's principals were heavily involved with acoustic research funded during the dot-com boom.

      * Satellite Internet uplink: courtesy of the folks (hippies) at Oregon Country Fair. Attached to the related 802.11b network.

      * Feats of Nifty Mechanical Engineering: Go to Google and do an image search for the following words (not phrase):
      Burning Man Temple Of Gravity

      One of many neat things I've seen out there.

      For a different take on Burning Man that has little to do with drugs or hippies, see the piece I wrote on my ten days out there...

      http://petelee.blogspot.com/ look for "The Man Has No Hands" under Pete's Favorite Links

  26. Mirror by TeknoHog · · Score: 4, Informative

    Coral cache seems to work fine.

    --
    Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
  27. Re:And the tech is...? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The cameras, bikes, and gears look a lot cooler after you've smoked the pot.

  28. Firefly by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah; slogan....

    "Burning Man: It's like those villages in 'Firefly', but with more SUVs and naked hippies"

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  29. Having been to burning man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two years ago a hippy wannabe friend convinced me that it was not a bunch of hippies roaming naked in the desert high on Tijuana jerkweek.

    He was right!

    It was naked hippies (and a lot of folks who came to see the naked hippies) smoking pot, dropping X, munching shrooms, dropping acid and experimenting with free love.

    There were some really cool displays and great costumes but mostly it was ugly guys and fat hippy chicks hoping that this desert oasis was going to be their little slice of acceptance heaven; that some tripping smelly hippy dude will actually pay attention to them because they are walking around topless.

    Had I been into fat hippy chicks, I'da been fucking till the wheels fell off.

  30. A very technological experience indeed by SpaceGhost · · Score: 5, Informative

    In 2002 I had the distinct pleasure of attending both Siggraph in San Antonio and, about a month later, BurningMan. I found them both to be amazing examples of what the human mind can do.
    If you go to Siggraph just looking to see the people who made Spideman's butt look tight, that's all you'll see - but the hundreds of tiny forums and sessions with researchers exploring the edges of science is both enlightening and frightening.
    BurningMan may look like a big party in the desert, but unless you go, you just cant understand the experience. The most striking and important thing about BM is the "gift economy" - aside from ice and coffee, there is no money-based commerce. It's not even a barter economy - you can almost always find whatever you want or need, and quickly find yourself getting engaged in the societal lovefest. Even the law enforcement officers we met (and had to deal with after an assault in a neighbooring camp, a very unusal occurence there) were outstanding examples of restraint and respect. The only time Ive seen that level of public harmony and effort outside of BM has been in disasters, my personal experience being the volunteers for the Columbia Debris efforts and here at home on Houston, the Katrina relief efforts.
    That said, technologically, BM is a treasure trove of ideas and thoughts - there are many amazing technologies, it's many of the same people that I saw at Siggraph, but this time using their advanced knowledge and resources to delight and amaze their fellow citizens of Black Rock City.
    Siggraph and Burningman - I recommend both heartily and without reservation. Look for the beauty, it's not hiding at all.

    1. Re:A very technological experience indeed by PetriWessman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Agreed.

      The thing that has struck me both the times I've been to Burning Man has been how nice everyone was. In today's all too cynical world, it's surprisingly refreshing to spend a week in a community that encourages people to be friendly and helpful to each other. Maybe it's the fact that the place is just so weird and the desert to hostile, people have more need than usual to be social. Or maybe it's a just an ongoing cultivated culture thing. Whatever, it works, and I like it.

    2. Re:A very technological experience indeed by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      If you are in the Philadelphia area, try the Philadelphia Folk Festival. It's been around for 45 years, and has a colorful following. There are camp sites that have been around for decades, and they each form a village that seems to pick up next year where this year left off.

      If you volunteer, you get in for free. So you get everything from RV's with decks on the roof, to folks showing up with a sleeping bag and not much else.

      I've been going since I was an infant. (And slightly before.) I really don't know much about Folk Music. I just show up to work and run into folks that I only see once a year.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:A very technological experience indeed by SpaceGhost · · Score: 1

      That sounds awesome! Many of us Houston Burners are hoping to hit some of the regionals that are astarting up.
      And if you're ever down in Texas, Flipside is the annual event in the Austin area. It's the largest burn outside of BRC, but still only 1700 last time, so much more manageable. Then there's "Log", our tiny little Houston event going on this weekend up around Huntsville for the second year.
      Pee Clear!
      wayne AKA ranger martha

    4. Re:A very technological experience indeed by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      'Fest is great. The one time a year when waking up, smoking a joint and having a shot of tequila is the right thing to do.

      and the music - even if you dont like folk music. is great.

      --
      ... hi bingo ...
    5. Re:A very technological experience indeed by __aapopf3474 · · Score: 1
      For those that missed the event, Andrew Johnstone has used Micro$oft Flight Simulator to display models of the various Burning Man objects, See virtualplaya.org. The work was covered in Wired in January 2004.

      Just yesterday I took a stab at converting the models from MS FlightSim to FlightGear, which is freely available. See the FlightGear thread on Virtualplaya.tribe.net for details.

      Personally, I think Burning Man is way too big and is destroying the Playa because of the dust load created. My hope is that Burning Man will move between sites, much like the rainbow gathering. Perhaps a virtual reality component like Virtual Playa will help spawn smaller events in other locations, including cyberspace.

    6. Re:A very technological experience indeed by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      fest is the same week as the burn...

      its also a different vibe... no percussion instruments are allowed... and walking around in bondage gear is kindof frowned uipon, as this is considerred a family-friendly affair.

      --
      ... hi bingo ...
    7. Re:A very technological experience indeed by Ben+Newman · · Score: 1

      Didn't make it this year, but last year we constructed a poetry reciting robot for our camp. the servo controls and speach synthesis were all done through an old 486 we stashed in the beast's chest and completly run on open source/custom code. Burning Man is a great test of what you can do with slavaged tech, as you really don't want to take anything up there that you'll be afraid to lose, and you really haven't lived until you've done a Slackware install and troubleshot a pile of perl code in the middle of a 70 mile an hour windstorm with 6 inches of visibility. We never did figure out why the damn thing would always crash halfway through Dante's Inferno.

    8. Re:A very technological experience indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >BurningMan may look like a big party in the desert,
      > but unless you go, you just cant understand the experience.

      This was my second time, I suspected as much the first time, but it's true; unless you go there is no way to understand the experience.

      Your post is well put, highlighting on the gift economy. However, "decompression" is just as meaninless to those who do not attend.

      Too bad the bits of description and thousands of words in pictures, which can lend an impression if not an understanding of the event to non-burners, are completely lost among all the "hippie" and "pagan" comments of accusation and prejudice.

    9. Re:A very technological experience indeed by niXcamiC · · Score: 1
      The only time Ive seen that level of public harmony and effort outside of BM has been in disasters

      I think theres a correlation here...
      --
      Chances are any disscution on Slashdot will degrade into a flamewar about ID/Christianity within 14 posts.
    10. Re:A very technological experience indeed by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Actually they are moving Fest up a week starting next year. Too many schools are starting the Monday after fest, and we are losing folks to move-in weekend.

      It's not all THAT family friendly. (I should know, I'm up in the camping office taking complaints.)

      Because the grounds are so much smaller than, say, Burning man, you can't just pick up stakes and get out of earshot if something bugs you. The standing ban on Bongos stems from one particularly awful year back in the 90's where we had bongo circles a few hundred deep, and people started turning everything into a percussion instrument. Including port-a-potties and dumpsters. You couldn't hear yourself think.

      I was on some of the patrols trying to crack down. We kept pulling guys out of the circle, and they kept saying "You don't want the drumming to stop."

      We were prying guys off the dumpster, who were 'playing' it with 2x4s and tent poles. And every one of them told us "you don't want the drumming to stop."

      I was dragging one guy to the gate, by the scruff of his neck. He kept yelling "you don't want the drum circle to stop." Finally I asked "what is going to happen when the drumming stops?"

      He responded "A Bass Solo."

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    11. Re:A very technological experience indeed by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      they're moving fest UP a week? blech! we'll have an entire week of shitty hot humid weather instead of the beginning of the week hot and humid, with saturday and sunday cooling off.

      but fest is much more family friendly than BM... seriously... i will bring my son to fest, but he will go nowhere near BM (note that i didnt say the I wont go to BM)....

      I do understand the bongo (non) ban, drumming at 4 in the morning would tend to piss me off... almost as much as The Ghetto did.

      Your story, is pretty friggin funny, though...

      Others in my camp have convinced me and my wife to try Spring Gulch next year... it sounds much more family oriented than 'fest, more spread out, and you have actual toilets and showers. That will be the test to see if i can do a toddler at a festival.

      btw - i'm on the parking commmitte. my most entertaining story is the guy who showed up Thursday morning dead drunk and made us dodge him.

      that, and the cranky lesbians when working the point.

      --
      ... hi bingo ...
  31. fucking sterotypes by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Just who is starting this bullshit sterotype of hippies becoming corporate types? I hear this bullshit all the time. I've known plenty of former hippies... most of them are still hippies, just without the obsession with drugs and other silly shit. But this sterotype of hippies starting big companies I hear mostly from people who are on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

    And regarding Ben & Jerry's... The same B&J that dropped a few products because making the product was giving the factory workers RSI? The B&J that started in a garage? The same B&J that donates 7.5% of its pre-tax profits to charities? The same B&J that's still doing this so many years later, even after having gone public and being acquired by a larger corporation? I don't know, maybe they have become corporate scum and should be hated by hippies, but I can't find any evidence of that after googling for a couple minutes. In fact, the only criticism of B&J's that I've found so far is by conservatives attacking their ideals. Forgive me if I'm a little skeptical of criticism of Ben & Jerry's coming from the fucking Cato Institute.

    Fucking hell man, I don't even LIKE hippies. They're extremists, and they piss me off. But don't even try to call them out regarding their integrity... 'cause damn, most criticism directed their way is from people who have no goddamn legs to stand on.

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    1. Re:fucking sterotypes by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It all comes down to the fact that Corporate types just don't understand a world that is not driven by money. They believe that everyone has a price. The also believe that everything has a price.

      The myth of the Hippies going whoreporate is a coping mechanism for cube dwellers. It makes them think that everyone eventually will adopt their lifestyle.

      What did happen in the 60s was a large number of maleable individuals tried adopting the Hippie lifestyle. Then they became disco freaks in the 70s before putting on collars and dress shoes to work as cogs in the great mill of capitalism.

      These were not the hippies. These were simply boomers. And if the ascetic lifestyle of Tibeten monks suddenly got popular you'd see a pile of 50 year olds on the street corner bumming rice.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:fucking sterotypes by drsquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The same B&J that dropped a few products because making the product was giving the factory workers RSI?

      Because of risks of legal action, which is expensive.

      The B&J that started in a garage?

      The B&J that makes money off making people fat and getting kids addicted to sugar, giving them diabetes and tooth decay. Yeah, hippies are all about making money on other people's misery.

      The same B&J that donates 7.5% of its pre-tax profits to charities?

      If they were real hippies, rather than sell-outs, they'd give 100%. But then they wouldn't be millionaires, which is what it's all about in the end.

    3. Re:fucking sterotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if Bush were really a conservative he'd balance a budget.

      Still worshiping Mammon are you?

    4. Re:fucking sterotypes by cyber0ne · · Score: 1

      I agree, and I would just like to add something to your point...

      It's been my experience (and, no, I'm not a hippie by any definition of the word) that most stereotypes about hippies come from experiences with people who claim to be hippies, but in all actuality are not.

      This is just like stereotypes about Christians (and, yes, I am a Christian) or Islamics or any number of other social groups.

      Just because a person claims to be part of a specific group or demographic, and no matter how much that person may actually believe it, that does not mean they really are. When passing judgement on poser-hippies, one should not include the real ones.

      --
      http://publicvoidlife.blogspot.com
    5. Re:fucking sterotypes by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      The myth of the Hippies going whoreporate is a coping mechanism for cube dwellers. It makes them think that everyone eventually will adopt their lifestyle. What did happen in the 60s was a large number of maleable individuals tried adopting the Hippie lifestyle. Then they became disco freaks in the 70s before putting on collars and dress shoes to work as cogs in the great mill of capitalism.

      That was pretty much the people I was referring to; the people who pretended to be hippies, who *thought of themselves as hippies*, and are possibly still kidding themselves.

      Ben and Jerry probably still do think of themselves as counterculture types...

      --
      "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
    6. Re:fucking sterotypes by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Fucking hell man, I don't even LIKE hippies. They're extremists, and they piss me off. But don't even try to call them out regarding their integrity... 'cause damn, most criticism directed their way is from people who have no goddamn legs to stand on.

      My criticism wasn't directed at all hippies; it was directed at the bandwagon-jumping rich Californian-types who played hippie for 3 years in the late 1960s (a good excuse to smoke pot and sleep around, but don't tell me they meant it more than that) then went back to their corporate ways.

      Anyhow, B&J's have to give the Toyota Prius-driving "left-wing" types (left wing by US standards, perhaps) something to feel good about while they're driving to the mall.

      this sterotype of hippies starting big companies I hear mostly from people who are on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

      In fact, the only criticism of B&J's that I've found so far is by conservatives attacking their ideals.

      That's interesting. What exactly do you think my political opinions are?

      Hint; if I ever met an American "conservative", he'd probably think I was a communist (I'm not, I don't even consider myself socialist- probably centre-left by UK standards, but that's beside the point).

      --
      "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
    7. Re:fucking sterotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Way off topic, but unfortunately true. I am a true conservative - an independant libertarian (note the lack of a capital "l,") who tends to vote for Republicans. I'm afraid that George Bush has done damage to the Republican Party, the conservative ideal, and our country that may never be repaired.

      Once we realized the WMDs weren't in Iraq, we should have left. It's not out right to change another country's political situation. Not to mention that it's nearly impossible AND incredibly expensive to even try. (However it is our right to "kick down the door" if we think that they have something that they would use to hurt us.)

      We shouldn't be spending $200 billion dollars to rebuild New Orleans. Why should people in Kansas pay to rebuild a ghetto in another state, especially when that ghetto will probably be destroyed again sometime within the next 50 years or so?

      Once this type of thing becomes the norm (which George Bush has effectively guaranteed,) it'll be impossible to escape from the spend billions, raise taxes, spend billions cycle. Eventually our taxes will be as high or higher than in other countries, our economy will stagnate, our power will diminish, and eventually someone (China?) will come over and kick our collective asses. It will truely be a dark day.

    8. Re:fucking sterotypes by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Once we realized the WMDs weren't in Iraq, we should have left.

      No. Once you 'realised' (call me a sceptic, but I don't believe that those in power ever seriously believed that) that there were no WMDs, you (or rather, 'we'; I'm from the UK) had already invaded the country. It would have been grossly immoral to leave the country in that chaotic state; doubly so, since the premise of the war was flawed, if not falsified (i.e. turns out you/we didn't have the right to "kick down the door").

      Yep, I'm glad Saddam's out, but that wasn't the basis for war (the fact that some in the US government implied it was, in retrospect, proves how dishonest they are).

      --
      "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
    9. Re:fucking sterotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My criticism wasn't directed at all hippies; it was directed at the bandwagon-jumping rich Californian-types "

      Californian-types? Oh, go fuck yourself.

    10. Re:fucking sterotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you disagree with the conclusions people draw based on their experience, you don't get to invalidate their opinion entirely by claiming that they picked the wrong sample and should instead use a sample which you approve of that would give results you agree with.

    11. Re:fucking sterotypes by cyber0ne · · Score: 1

      Either you mis-interpreted me or I was not as clear as I should have been. I was not saying that "your sample is wrong, you should find a sample which yields results that I find more agreeable." I was saying "your sample is fine, but please don't use it to infer common traits outside of anything other than your sample."

      For example... Suppose a company wanted to do market research for a product. They interview thousands of college students around the US and find that the majority of them like the product. It would be grossly inaccurate for the company to then claim that "most people in the world like our product." It would be more accurate to claim "most college students in the US like our product."

      Over-generalizing results based on a limited sample of data is, unfortunately, a common mistake in many analyses. To judge a group based on the actions of people who are not part of, or only a small sect of said group is, at least to me, unsound analysis.

      --
      http://publicvoidlife.blogspot.com
    12. Re:fucking sterotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh... we get it.

      So they weren't REAL hippies... They were just faking it. :)

      It makes so much sense now.

    13. Re:fucking sterotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of stereotypes, the Cato Institute isn't conservative. It's libertarian, which is different. Sometimes waaay different.

      It only matters because you're ranting against stereotypes of hippies while stereotyping libertarians.

      I'm curious about what someone there said about B&J's, but couldn't find it. Got a link?

  32. Nooooo! You've got it all wrong! by asland · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some of you have probably heard of burning man, but most of those who haven't gone probably don't know that saying that it's just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot, is a very unfair description of the event.

    This is such a horrible misconception. There are many other kinds of drugs available besides pot!

    1. Re:Nooooo! You've got it all wrong! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Hell, caffiene is the only thing thas is allowed to be sold on site!

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  33. Hippies? Pot? by kalirion · · Score: 1

    I thought "Burning Man" was that music video of the guy on fire...

  34. Your journal entry is now closed ... by timothy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So this is off-topic. But re: the Twiddler 2 (which you ask about in your sig): I had a twiddler (original version) and found it pretty neat, but quirky, and not so neat that I spent the time it would have taken to become truly proficient. I gave it to a friend a while ago; it refused to operate for me through a USB adapter, and fewer and fewer of my computers have PS/2 ports.

    The device itself was well-constructed and sturdy, but the buttons are ... they're not *unresponsive*, but they felt to me a bit like a Fischer-Price toy or a volvo -- externally smooth and well-finished, but sort of clunky / chunky in their operation, required more finger pressure to depress than I would have liked. However, my overall impression was good, and I did at least for a while have it down well enough to laboriously "type" a few hundred words at a time, but the backspace key was the one most often pressed ;) (I can't recall if that was a chord or a single key to press ...)

    These comments sound negative, but part of this is also that I'm a slow developer of muscle memory; very possibly you're more adept at learning new typing systems. I'm sure it *is* learnable, but I didn't get well into the groove. I would be happy to try the current version, if it works well with Linux and Mac OS X, and doesn't have a complicated cabling system :) (I'm lazy enough that I'll check later, but IIRC it just has a USB plug, eh?)

    timothy

    --
    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  35. Yes and.... by CFTM · · Score: 1

    The only people I know who go to burning man are either nerds who like to blow shit up or hippies who like to smoke shit up. I have yet to meet someone in the middle ground who attends burning man, but I'm sure they're out there ;)

  36. You don't own your photos. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Burning Man Corporation are a bunch of thieves.

    If you have any images of nudity or drug use at Burning Man, expect a call from Burning Man Corp.'s lawyers. Unless you're registered as a "pro photographer", you are forbidden from publishing pictures. If you *do* register as a "pro photographer", you're required to give them copies of all of your photos for promotional use, and give them 10% of any money you could make from your photos, *and* they still get to decide what you can and can't show.

  37. "You Must Be This Cool To Attend This Event" by Petersko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why taunt the slashdot dweebs? Most would feel out of place there even after taking the various pharmaceuticals available onsite. It's a party, and we know how well geeks do at parties.

    Imagine two people arguing through a thick mental fog of ecstasy, pot and a little ketamine over the question of which linux distro is more secure out of the box. Somebody would be bound to pants you.

    1. Re:"You Must Be This Cool To Attend This Event" by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      That's when I revert to discussions about Dungeon and Dragon's campaigns past, or deck strategies for Magic the Gathering. Which leads to the inevitable discussion about why the new blocks are good or bad, and then turns into a fistfest when folks discuss the impact of Color Screw on Multiplayer games, and how the game is now fun now that nobody plays for Ante anymore.

      If you are in a sufficiently stoned crowd that stuff is deep, man.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:"You Must Be This Cool To Attend This Event" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Imagine two people arguing through a thick
      > mental fog of ecstasy, pot and a little ketamine
      >over the question of which linux distro is more
      >secure out of the box. Somebody would be bound to pants you.

      Actually, I saw something exactly like that last year. But without the pant-ing part. BRC welcomes all forms of art, even the geek kind that is talk or boxen. Keeping a server going in the middle of the Playa is hard regardless of the platform, but at Burning Man it's done and done well.

  38. WTF???? by sabre307 · · Score: 1

    Ok, this guy did the Linux show report, you would think he would be enough of a geek to know two things. 1) Be weary of the /. effect and 2) THUMBNAILS. Holy shit, it took like 5mins for the google cache to load on my computer and I've got a 3ghz on a cable modem connection. I can imagine what it must be like with dial-up. Seriously though, all those pictures and I only saw about 5 pairs of tits. "Stan your dog is a gay homosexual"... "Not that there's anything wrong with that"

    --
    My software never has bugs.
    It just develops random features.
    1. Re:WTF???? by marcmerlin · · Score: 1

      The funny part is that the page actually has thumbnails of the 5MPix pictures (down to 640x480 or smaller) :)
      But yes, it takes a long time to load, although all IMG tags have sizes so the page can render without all the pictures having been loaded.

      But no, the page couldn't take the ./ effect, I would have had to tone it way down, and it was more meant to be complete than to be able to take 100hits/s. I'm also on vacation on the other side of the globe, so that doesn't help with timely remote admin.
      People who cared have come back later, or will do soon. Others, well, too bad :)

      Cheers,
      Marc

  39. It's what you make it by PetriWessman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Burning Man is one of those things that's very hard to describe, mainly because it's pretty unique. Trying to stereotype it into a "naked hippies" thing is sort of like stereotyping Slashdot into "geeks who can't get laid" -- probably accurate for a small percentage, but not all that illuminating.

    This year was my second time there. It was different, calmer, but that's because of me not the event. Last year was mind-blowing -- and no, I didn't do drugs there (apart from a few random joints and lots of alcohol). This year I spent a lot more time socializing at camps and less time with the art, which left me feeling a bit art-deprived (but not too much).

    My impressions of this year? Less dust storms, I almost missed the constant whiteouts. Great art, better than last year. Cool stuff -- a small dome in the middle of the playa with a microphone and software that played harmonics based on the feedback. Hard to describe but very cool. A huge 3d cube "screensaver". Burning windmills. A very moving & emotional Temple, proving size does not matter. Lots of very cool people. The Group W bench (and Math Camp). The Moroccan double-decker bus from the always wonderful Bee People. The Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro.

    In other words: total gibberish to people who haven't been there. That's the way it is. It doesn't translate, even through pictures.

    It's an experience. Most people will hate it, it's not an easy "entertain us!" event for idle spectators and attention-deficit mindsets... and hey, camping for a week in the desert can get tough. At times you could scream about the playa dust getting everywhere. But for the people who love it, it's worth it many times over.

    Things I would change: the fucking motorized scooters. Annoying and they raise dust. Get rid of them. Also get rid of the tourists, the people who arrive just before the burn with videocams for shots of naked chicks. I'd tar & feather the bunch of them if I could. Spend the whole week there and get involved or keep out. It's not supposed to be an easy, convenient weekend experience.

    Oh, and Center Camp should only sell ice, not coffee. Dammit. :)

    1. Re:It's what you make it by Jethro · · Score: 3, Funny

      and no, I didn't do drugs there (apart from a few random joints and lots of alcohol).

      So what you mean by "didn't do drugs" is that you did, in fact, do a lot of drugs?

      --


      In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.
    2. Re:It's what you make it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Most people will hate it, it's not an easy "entertain us!" event for idle spectators and attention-deficit mindsets...

      Why does it always have to come down to this?

      "I do activity X, therefore I'm better than most people." Perhaps not your intent, but that's how it comes across.

      Also get rid of the tourists, the people who arrive just before the burn with videocams for shots of naked chicks. I'd tar & feather the bunch of them if I could.

      How inclusive of you. How open and loving. Burn the unbelievers! Death to the outsiders! Great... :-\ Think I'll pass. Have fun in your little cult.

      Spend the whole week there and get involved or keep out.

      Translation: Thou shalt experience the way I say, and have no other points of view before Mine!

      Maybe they should start calling the event Burning Bush.

    3. Re:It's what you make it by PetriWessman · · Score: 1

      I think you know what I mean. :)

      To most people, smoking a few joints and drinking alcohol isn't "doing drugs", even though they of course both are drugs. Hell, I'm "doing drugs" while I drink this coffee right here, but still popular word usage would not have me saying that.

    4. Re:It's what you make it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to stereotype it into a "naked hippies" thing is sort of like stereotyping Slashdot into "geeks who can't get laid"

      So you're saying it is a naked hippies thing..

    5. Re:It's what you make it by PlacidPundit · · Score: 1
      Burning Man is one of those things that's very hard to describe, mainly because it's pretty unique. Trying to stereotype it into a "naked hippies" thing is sort of like stereotyping Slashdot into "geeks who can't get laid" -- probably accurate for a small percentage, but not all that illuminating.

      So you're saying 90% of the visitors are Bush supporting, pro-war, states rights, strict constructionalists? Somehow, I doubt it.

    6. Re:It's what you make it by goodrob · · Score: 1


      > So you're saying 90% of the visitors are Bush supporting, pro-war, states rights, strict constructionalists? Somehow, I doubt it.

      because you are either that or a pot-smoking hippy?

      get a clue.

    7. Re:It's what you make it by goodrob · · Score: 1


      I would like to point out that the population of Burning Man is very diverse.

      Not all of us share the same perspectives.

    8. Re:It's what you make it by PlacidPundit · · Score: 1

      Put that attitude away before your hurt somebody. No, I just thought the implication that Burning Man was incredibly diverse was a bit overstated.

  40. yuppies are different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They smoke crack,drive SUV's,spread AIDS, use wind0ze XP, and molest little boys.

  41. Re:BTW: slashdot effect by Soon-to-be+Has-been · · Score: 1

    AAARRGH!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!!!! Oh, wait. It must be that flash of blindingly obvious insight. (with apologies to scott adams)

  42. Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 5, Informative
    Quoting Jamie Zawinski:

    The hypocrisy of the Burning Man organization really pisses me off.

    Last year, rzr_grl registered as a pro photographer, and so she got the press kit, which was possibly the most hypocritical thing I've ever read. Basically, the Burning Man Organization's attitude is, "if you take a photo on the playa, we own it, and get to tell you when and where and how it can be published. Even if you take that photo of yourself, inside your tent, surrounded by your own stuff."

    Update: rzr_grl pointed out that I forgot the best part: they also demand a percentage of profit (10% or 20%) plus that you send them a copy of all photos, for them to use however they like.

    Which is not, in itself, necessarily a bad thing -- that's just a matter of contract. You buy the ticket, you camp on the land they rented, you submit to their rules, and their rules consist of a Disney-like protection of their brand. They try to protect the image of "Burning Man" in as structured and proprietary a way as Disney protects the mouse: you can be sure that Disney demands the same kind of submission the part of any press who take photos inside Disneyland.

    But the thing that really pisses me off is that they do all this -- they lay out this completely one-sided you-work-for-us lawyerly document -- and they fill the whole thing with an incredible amount of pomo hippie noise, in a sad attempt to disguise what they're actually saying! They go on at length about how they are viciously protecting their brand for your own good. And every other paragraph says stuff like "Larry Harvey -- dare we say it -- a Genius..."

    They're taking a totally standard, normal, corporate line toward their theme park -- but that idea embarrasses them, and would offend their clientele, so they cloak it up in bullshit and hope that everyone reading it will buy the lie that it's really some spontaneous group-hug, and not a theme park. (Try to listen to them explain why it's ok for them to charge money in center camp, but it's not ok for anyone else to do it without your brain melting with the incredulousness of it.)

    She really needs to find that press packet and type it in, it will make each and every one of you vomit, I promise.

    Now, you might say that the motivations are different, and that makes the intentional obfuscation ok, but A: it doesn't, and B: I don't think the motivations are different at all.

    Disney protects the mouse because the mouse's image is their whole business, and any change in how the mouse is viewed by the public could effect their ability to do their thing.

    Burning Man is no different. Disney protects their brand because if someone else exploited their park in a way they didn't like, it would no longer be projecting the image they want, and the park would no longer be profitable (or, "full of happy little kids" if you prefer to look at it that way.)

    I don't have any problem with that. What I have a problem with is the hypocrisy: Disney is at least honest about what they are doing and why. The Burning Man people went through such amazing verbal and mental gymnastics to avoid using the word "brand" it was comical.

    I've enjoyed Burning Man every time I've gone, but after reading that document, I'll be damned if they're getting another dime from me. Which is a major contributing factor to why I'm not going this year: I'd feel dirty giving them my money, and sneaking in sounds like just too much effort (given that I have little tolerance for roughing it.)

    I think someone should do Capitalism Camp: the theme of the camp will be to trade US Currency for Goods and Services. If anyone complains, tell them, "Dude, radical self-indulgence! Stop harshing my mellow!"

    Now, I am not complaining that Burning Man is about money and shouldn't be. I've got no problem with money.

    I think it would be cool if th

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  43. No Pagans! by lilmouse · · Score: 1

    This guy broke up with his girlfriend. He and a bunch of friends got drunk (or stoned, whatever). They built a giant effigy of her. They burned it.

    At least, that's the story I heard N-th hand :)

    I don't know if she was a pagan.

    --LWM

    1. Re:No Pagans! by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      Well the event does have its origins in San Francisco...

  44. started in San Francisco by peter303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The originally did it on Baker Beach. Lots of gay and Silicon Valley nerd content in the beginning. Then they dot.com arts scene joined. It got to big to do in S.F. and migrated to the Nevade desert.

  45. Not hippies by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but Bay Area yuppies who load up on Burning Man supplies at Costco.

  46. Here are some pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That burning man is quite famous these days

  47. Burning man caused global warming by Hao+Wu · · Score: 3, Funny

    All that carbon released more than makes up the difference saved by hybrid cars and conservation.

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    I suggest you read Slashdot
  48. dude, man, like... by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    dude, man, like... I think the server's cashed dude.

  49. Naked hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "saying that it's just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot, is a very unfair description"

    Oh well in that case I'm not interested.

  50. burning man is shit by hyperstation · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    free love is stupid and irresponsible, they only want your money, plus i'm sure you can hang out with thousands of drunken frat kids in your own town. don't bother unless your some hipster who thinks crapping in the desert is "art".

    it's a waste, and pretty much everyone there is too.

  51. Burning Man 1997 by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

    It was something... To everyone, just go there! Totally cool, special thanks to Adrian and Piss Clear.

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  52. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have _you_ gone to burningman?

  53. You're an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It is entirely possible that for some people it is of a sufficiently cool magnitude as to be self-evident as to why you'd go"

    I agree, but we were talking about the Shuttle Launch, so I don't really see how that applies.

  54. Anyone says it's hippies smoking pot is wrong by wuice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All types of subcultures are represented there. All types of drugs are too. Other than that, your comment is right on the money.

  55. Burning man, the worlds most popular hate crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For as much as there is really cool stuff that goes on down there..you get to it's origins and...

    It's all essentially a popularized hate crime.

    Burning man started over by baker beach15 some odd years ago, Larry buildt an effigy of this guy who had stolen his girlfriend a year or so back, they spent a fey months building him, in I think Chris's garage, took him down to the beach and torched him... all these drugged out hippies got jollies off of it, so they decided to do it the next year.

    The first time it was essentially ritually no different than a cross buring... but the baker beach freaks loved it.

    Now it is a cash cow for an ex landscaper and a stripper turned performance organizer.

    And it is amoral as fuck... my gf's ex was drugged by there art curator who goes by Lady Bee... she slipped ketamine into his drink, tried to rape him... he got away and they laughed about it... but she works for that corporation...

    The whole thing is kinda cool but also kinda fucked up with wierd shit like that always going on...

    white trash that found a cash cow and enough cattle to follow them and pay to go...

  56. moron by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    Because of risks of legal action, which is expensive.

    Right... because lots of companies are in hot water over workers getting RSI syndrome...? The money made from the products they dropped would certainly compensate for any risk. Otherwise, the product wouldn't be worth keeping in the first place. So I submit that you're completely wrong. Either they wanted to put a spin on the dropping of a product that wasn't worth keeping to bolster their already excellent public image, or they really didn't want their factory workers getting RSI.

    The B&J that makes money off making people fat and getting kids addicted to sugar, giving them diabetes and tooth decay. Yeah, hippies are all about making money on other people's misery.\

    Right. Sugar, especially ice cream, is pure dagnasty evil. And it's their responsibility to parent all kids and make sure they don't eat too much ice cream... Hey, I got a brilliant fucking idea. Let's go lynch the ice cream man, dealer of diabetes and cavities! No, really...

    Good show, though. That would make a great Power Point presentation. Bullet points. Tooth decay: check. Addiction: check. Diabetes: check. Making money on other people's misery: check.

    Christ, man, have you no sense of reality? You really think you can make them sound like petty thugs? THEY MAKE AND SELL FUCKING ICE CREAM!

    If they were real hippies, rather than sell-outs, they'd give 100%. But then they wouldn't be millionaires, which is what it's all about in the end.

    Uhhh... they run an honest business and donate a large chunk of the profits to charity... Those bastards...

    Damn, such harsh damaging criticism you came up with... I'll make sure never to piss you off, lest you make me look a fool.

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    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    1. Re:moron by drsquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Why would a hippy want to make millions of dollars? Doesn't that go against the whole anti-profit, anti-success, pro-communist hippy way of life?

    2. Re:moron by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Or, y'know, hypothetically they could give 7.5% to charity... and use the rest to grow their company into a multinational, multimillion-dollar corporation... You know, the way an ongoing 7.5% of the profits of a multimillion dollar corporaton is worth more than 100% of you and your buddy's garage-based "Reely Nice Ice Creem" business.

      Of was simply economics too complicated?

      Look, it's easy to paint anyone as evil if you try hard enough.

      They make ice-cream? They're making our kids fat! Bastards

      They give 7.5% of their profits to charity? Why not 100%? Bastards!

      (They give 100% of their profits to charity? They're only doing it to make themselves look good and feel good about themselves! Bastards!)

      They dropped an entire flavour of ice-cream because making it was giving workers RSI, when they'd make millions more from selling the flavour and just buying off workers' lawsuits as-and-when they occurred? Bastards!

      No, wait...

      Fight Club, yeah? Multiply the chances of something going wrong by the number of workers, by the average out-of-court settlement. If that number's bigger than the expected revenue the flavour would have got them, they'd be (businessman) fucking stupid or (idealist) extremely ethical to stop making it.

      Do you really think a few piddling little workers' lawsuits would be a serious threat to Ben & Jerry's bottom line?

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      Everything in moderation, including moderation itself
  57. Re:And the tech is...? by Jellybob · · Score: 1

    I liked the Dance Dance Immolation.

    It's just like DDR. But you wear full body flame proof suits while playing, so that you don't get incinerated when the flame thrower fires after you screw up a move.

  58. Not a hippie fest. by Vicsun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Recently a guy (sup blairerickson) on a forum I frequent posted a thread about the burning man. In an attempt to dispel some of the (usual) slashdot misinformation, I'm quoting some of what he said

    Burning Man is one of those events that a lot of people have heard of but few have any in-depth knowledge of unless you've actually been. So here's a thread to try and explain as many lingering questions people have about this strange phenomenon.

    How big is it?
    There were more than 35,000 people there last year.
    Here's a shot of the Playa (the place in Black Rock desert where it's held) from outerspace:

    And 's a random crowd shot to give you an idea of how many people are around any given street corner.

    Is everybody there all peace love and happiness type hippies?
    Nope. In fact quite the opposite. There are entire groups built on nothing but raw rage. But there are plenty of hippies too. For some people who go, a lot of Black Rock City is described as a cross between Survivor and Mad Max. Mad Max is the most common answer. Here's some photos to better explain why:

    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/Muytator2.jpg
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/Thunderdome.jpg
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/mutantvehicle.jp g
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/Spinning.jpg

    Oh and then there's a group called the UberCarneys who built a giant device called the "Roaster Coaster" where they dropped spinning cages full of riders through a flame thrower while screaming over a megaphone about the sloppiness of its construction.
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/roastercoaster1. jpg
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/roastercoaster2. jpg
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/roasterfire.jpg
    Supposedly they're doing something this year called "Unsafety Town"

    In addition to the flame throwers and anarchy, you can also expect a heavy dose of insane behaviour, giant displays of sexual debauchery, and liberal drug use. Just plain good fun.

    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/blowtorch-burn-b arrel_f.jpg
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/IMG_1079.jpg
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/IMG_1116.jpg
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/IMG_0617.jpg
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/BarbieDeathCamp. jpg
    http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/amacker-and-frie nd_f.jpg

    Is it all easy and fun?

    Not at all. Surviving in the middle of the Black Rock desert is pretty goddamn tough. You have to bring plenty of gear, supplies, water, and anything you can think of. And you will probably be injured at some point. Goes with the territory. Almost everyone I was with last year was injured. I ended up with a pretty gruesome stab wound (http://www.blairerickson.com/bman/kneescar.jpg) on my leg and a sprained ankle

    1. Re:Not a hippie fest. by Silicon+Knight · · Score: 1

      Recently a guy (sup blairerickson) on a forum I frequent

      sup blairerickson, gonna hose your server now...

      Nice pics while they lasted!

    2. Re:Not a hippie fest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not a "hippiefest" at all. More like an "idiotfest".

    3. Re:Not a hippie fest. by Vicsun · · Score: 1

      I'm an blubbering idiot. I would have re-hosted the pictures on imageshack or something but I never thought the comments section gets that much traffic.

      Shit.

    4. Re:Not a hippie fest. by cygnus · · Score: 2, Funny
      Black Rock City
      finally, something i can relate to.

      is the portal for that in the Depths or the Spire?

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      Just raise the taxes on crack.
    5. Re:Not a hippie fest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've been on the playa 5 times now 1999-2004. The event is always a little different each year, always demanding and always worth it for me. We've taken people who dive into it like a fish to water and we've taken other people who got intimidated by all the wierd everywhere and just wouldn't leave camp.

      I've met smoked up hippies out there, and more burn-outs that I've ever met anywhere else, but at the same time, i've camped with a criminal psycologist that works with violent criminals, a group of cirqeu du soleil clowns, seattle politicians and grade school teachers.

      The event is not about what's there, but what you can add to what's there. It's a stone soup sort of gathering and when you have 35,000 people bringing out all of their cool stuff to show off, it's hard to describe. Do anything you want, be a rock star for a week, take on a new identity, exchange bad ideas with brilliant people, or simply spend an evening looking for someone with a high intensity laser to light a cigarette for you. Go be a barista, go play some live action pac-man, go be a bartender, a pole dancer, or a mystic.

      Lots of drugs, lots of art, lots of cool tech, lots of sex, but lots and lots of enthusiasm and good will. Someone posted that they'd not seen people get along so well except during disasters - that's not a bad comparison. I think the phrase that's used over and over is orchestrated chaos.

      If you don't see the point, don't go. If you're curious and have the cohones to make it out there with a few bad ideas of your own, you'll be welcome.

    6. Re:Not a hippie fest. by laxian · · Score: 1
      Thank you for this post. I have such a hard time explaining the event to people. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

      Another good comment was on Metafilter:
      ==

      It seems that very few folks who are down on BM have actually tried it.

      can i get a triple amen? i've known a few people who didn't have a great time (almost always b/c of their traveling companions, however), but i've never met anyone who has gone and said "that was weak."
      ==

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    7. Re:Not a hippie fest. by blairerickson · · Score: 1

      Damn well, I got slashdotted. Someone wanna imageshack those photos? I don't feel like paying more money for extra bandwidth at the moment.

  59. I was so wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did think that Burning Man was a bunch of naked hippies smoking pot. I had no idea that they also took pictures! Truely fucking amazing.

    Please grow up already. Burning Man, indeed....

  60. My Burning Man article and photos by Nostravinci · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ok, at the risk of burning my server down, here is my article and photos of Burning Man.

    Not really tech related, but it offers my virgin experience at Burning Man this year, so some of you may enjoy another perspective.

    It comes from my heart:

    http://lecter.org/fotos/BM05/

    Enjoy!

    Jim

    1. Re:My Burning Man article and photos by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


      Thanks for the great photos. I was there last year but missed this year. I felt like I was right back there while looking at the pics.

    2. Re:My Burning Man article and photos by Nostravinci · · Score: 1

      You're welcome! Thanks for the kind comments!

    3. Re:My Burning Man article and photos by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


      Will you be adding your photos to the BM site, or is that not open to everyone? Some are quite good.

      I'm also wondering how you managed to keep the camera free of dust. It was very hard to keep this up all week as I remember, and my disposable camera quickly approached useless over about a day.

    4. Re:My Burning Man article and photos by Nostravinci · · Score: 1

      I haven't looked into adding my photos to the BM site. I'll have to see if they are interested.

      I kept the lens free of playa dust by using a brush that had a small rubber bulb on it (to gently blow away dust). I got this at a camera supply store. I also kept the camera in a zip lock bag whenever I wasn't actively shooting a photo.

      One of the burners had a airtight plastic enclosure on her camera (apparently used for underwater shoots). I plan on acquiring one of those for next year.

  61. Burning Man Festival? Man I was Way Off! by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 1

    And this whole time I thought the Burning Man Festival was a tribute to Great White's Rhode Island performance!

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  62. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  63. So let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is all for legalizing drugs and social liberterianism... until a bunch of people go and do it. Then it's stupid.

    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by wheezl · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is about bitching that you wet your pants while playing a massively multiplayer jerk-fest and not even bothering to wonder what life would be like if you went outside, voted in an election, voluteered your time, rode a bike to work, or talked to anyone that you didn't already know.

      So they can bitch about a bunch of hippy/yuppies buying a bunch of crap to fill thier SUVs to drive out to the desert to get naked and do drugs. While they drive thier SUV to stuff thier fat faces with pizza and whine that other people might have a different idea of fun than they do.

      Don't let it bother you. They will die lonely and crabby just like they are now.

      You can bet that people who go to Bruning Man don't sit around talking about what idiots people on Slashdot are. Why? because they are busy living thier lives and don't have time to care.

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      -- oh.... so..... sleeeeeepy.
    2. Re:So let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having made perfect sense, the Ministry of Truth will now mod this as "Troll"...

    3. Re:So let me get this straight... by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Um, well, actually I did get into a conversation about the idiocy of /. while at BM this year. I only logged in now because I saw the title on my yahoo rss feed.

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  64. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by eh2o · · Score: 3, Informative

    You sir have no idea what you are talking about.

    Burning Man is NOT anarchy and has never claimed to be. Its not a free market, quite the contrary. Rules exist for a damned good reason, and this one in particular is supported by an overwhelming majority of participants. Until people think its "cool" for Fox News to broadcast live coverage from the Playa, until people think its "cool" for 2-bit pornographers to shoot footage of naked people for profit, that rule is not going to change. People go to Burning Man to have fun, not to be the animals in a media circus.

    Yes, Burning Man is a (non-profit) corporation. They annually raise and spend millions of dollars on the event. They deal with nasty legal problems and miles of beurocratic tape to make it happen. Comparing them to Disney is totally absurd.

    If you don't agree to the terms then don't go there. Everyone knows the rules. They are published well in advance on their website. If you don't agree, then don't go. Its called a choice. If you are a pro photographer and you want to shoot naked people in funny costumes without rights-encumberment, then hire some models.

  65. clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he's just complaining (understandably, I'd say) about all the posing that goes on there. Know what I mean? I'm referring to people whose self-image is tied up entirely in how "cool" they are.

    1. Re:clarification by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Which has to be expected anywhere there is a reasonably sized gathering of people. The only way to avoid that is to avoid gatherings of people.

      One way to do this is to head off into the woods on your own.

      Another more familiar one around here is to lock yourself in a room and filter your contact with the world through a computer.

      My point being, it's good to get out in the real world, with the real people, poseurs and non poseurs that they may be.

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      No Comment.
    2. Re:clarification by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      Ah, like every other human? If you're not posing then you're enlightened, and believe me, there aren't too many of those around!

  66. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A few points to make...

    "if you take a photo on the playa, we own it, and get to tell you when and where and how it can be published. Even if you take that photo of yourself, inside your tent, surrounded by your own stuff."

    That's a gross oversimplification of the rules governing photography. These rules primarily exist to prevent things like "Girls Gone Wild - Burning Man" from occuring. (Yes, that happened. And yes, they sued the people who did it and got the video retracted.)

    Update: rzr_grl pointed out that I forgot the best part: they also demand a percentage of profit (10% or 20%) plus that you send them a copy of all photos, for them to use however they like.

    Indeed. Seeing as their finances are relatively precarious, they have no intention of allowing someone who merely photographs the event to make a pile of money whilst they struggle to fund art projects.

    But to have run the thing with a media strangle-hold that would make the White House proud, and then in the same breath claim "we're doing it to protect you"

    I don't know that they've ever claimed they're trying to protect the media - except from being sued by Burning Man. Do they protect their brand? Yes. Why? Because otherwise there'd already be "Burning Man Hotel, Las Vegas, NV" with all sorts of lovely naked fire dancers.

    P.S. I'm not a raver OR a hippie.

  67. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by __aapopf3474 · · Score: 1
    Burning Man LLC is very hypocritical. They endorsed a someone for Mayor in San Francisco, yet they refuse to take a position on a huge Coal Power Plant called Granite Fox.

    The sad thing is that this plant would be sited near the Black Rock Desert because the air is so clear. Even sadder is that power would go to Los Angeles, yet the plant is too dirty to site in California.

  68. I would have liked to hear that conversation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, the guy cycling around my camp whilst on ketamine worked for Microsoft.

  69. MIRROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1440 pictures?

    Can someone summarize this summary of the event, please? :-)

    PS: Slashdotted.

    MirrorDot is your friend:

    Mirror Here

  70. Mod Parent UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funniest. Post. Ever.

  71. Understanding by Tom · · Score: 1

    Many /. readers won't "get" this, and I don't blame them, there's lots that I don't get, either.

    But this is art of the kind that some of us feel deeply within, without even being able to explain just why it touches us.

    If there were a Burning Man Europe, I'd be there.

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    Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
  72. Silicon Valley and Burning Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't quite know how to tell you this, but a lot of the BM people are also Silicon Valley people tech people.

    There are a lot of idealist, non-conformist, artistic people at Burning Man, but around here, BM not thought of "hippie" event...because the right-wing media hasn't programed us quite as much. Even is San Jose, very few people would point a finger at anyone and call them a "hippie."

    Further, Most of the people who attend Burning Man are too young to be hippies.

    BM is also expensive and resource taxing. On a budget it cost me a lot of money to attend. Everything must be brought in and out.

    The camp I went with has a dome and encoutrements which cost thousands of dollars, and an art car with a 1,800 watt dual-generator powered sound system with 18" subs, which was not cheap.

    Around the SF Bay area, where Burning Man originated, it's almost a rite of passage.

  73. One can only hope... by errxn · · Score: 1

    ...that this "tech" they speak of includes a discreet method to apply a substance known as "deodorant" to the participants...

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    In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris will still kick your ass.
    1. Re:One can only hope... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      Either you haven't been, or...well, I don't know.

      What I do know is that I was surprised when I first went - when you reek (I had to assume I did) of BO, when you smell so much burning stuff in the air (food, fuel, and "other stuff"), when everyone around you smells the same (or weirder) - you quickly stop smelling it. Same thing with the nakedness - when so many people around you are nude, and nobody cares, it is all cool. No problems, no issues - it just "is". Burningman for me was a glimpse into a world of sanity when the rest of the world is insane. From the outside, the festival might make no sense, might seem like the very opposite of what outsiders describe as sanity in the "real world". It isn't, it is exactly the opposite. What we live in here, in this supposed "real world", is a true dystopian nightmare. Burningman is an event that happens once a year to restore a measure of sanity (to its participants) in an insane world. I can't say it is "fun and flowers" - it is most definitely not that. But it is a damn sight more honest than what we experience "out here".

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      Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    2. Re:One can only hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the playa dust (being alkaline) inhibits bacterial growth. The whole playa is basically abiotic, so you don't really have a body odor (until you leave the playa... shessh) besides whatever smoke scent you pick up from standing around fires.

    3. Re:One can only hope... by cr0sh · · Score: 1

      Hmm - that is something I haven't thought about, thanks for that, AC! Of course, you would never want to take a handful of playa dust and apply it to your body, unless you like having "playa foot" on other "sensitive" regions of your body, but I think this goes without saying...

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      Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    4. Re:One can only hope... by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Also to the AC's point, the smell of BO is caused by bacteria that grows where there is stagnant moisture. The dryness of the playa make it so that the bacteria really doesn't grow because you are constantly sweating and the sweat is constantly evoporating.

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      -no broken link
  74. On Smoking Pot at Burning Man: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not Recommended. Make all the jokes you want, but going to Burning Man to smoke pot is a Bad Idea.

    Why, you ask? Dehydration. One hit off a joint can completely dessicate your upper respiratory system in that environment. The dessert also dehydrates your pot, which quickly turns to dust.

    Also, althought the state of Nevada has recently "decriminalized" marijuana, it is still one of the worst states to get busted in. Simple possesion nets you a $500 fine! And the cops are still VERY aggressive about enforcement, and like nothing better than intimidating and harrassing "hippies". There is no shortage of cops at Burning Man.

    Plus, being stoned in that environment just makes you tired, when what you really want to be able to do is ride your bike, dance all night, chat with scantily clad members of the opposite sex, etc.

    I have attended Burning Man the last ten years, and can tell you, from experience, that there is less pot-smoking going on there than at almost any rock-concert of similar size.

  75. There is a Burning Man Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some burners from the UK and Spain have started "Nowhere" which is held in spain every year. Very small at the moment, but they are hoping to grow it:

    http://www.euroburners.org/wikka/NoWhere

  76. So old by robnauta · · Score: 1, Informative
    I believe Wired featured Burning Man extensively when I was still buying it, in their first 3 years. Must have been around 1996/1997 or so. Wired always had a fascination for the odd, offbeat and downright strange, and this festival where nothing much happened except the waiting around all day until finally the big guy was lit (and drinking heavily while waiting), certainly was. I guess they were surprised that anyone showed up at all, but this was just after the slacker era and before flat-fee home broadband so back then people did have plenty of time to waste

    After that everyone started going and covering it. That this dimwit even dares to mention 'I have been covering it for the last 4 years!' as if it was something to be proud of, instead of admitting he was in on it way too late, way after everyone else knew about it, it's embarassing.

    1. Re:So old by ChreodeRiot · · Score: 1

      Nothing much happened? I've gone 7 times between the most recent one and 1996. Several things have had to change because of the realities of dealing with the gov't and the massive quantitiy of people there but it's still an amazing thing to witness and there's SO MUCH going on ALL THE TIME that there's no possible way to take it all in.

      Seriously, your post belies an jaded attitude borne of ignorance and you are the one who should be embarrassed.

    2. Re:So old by cosmol · · Score: 1

      That this dimwit even dares to mention 'I have been covering it for the last 4 years!' as if it was something to be proud of, instead of admitting he was in on it way too late, way after everyone else knew about it, it's embarassing.

      So you read an article in a fucking magazine and now you are going to chastise this guy who actually got off his ass and participated for not being as hip as you, because you knew about it before him? I pity you...

      Reading through the posts on this story, it is quite clear that the only people who have issues with how burning man is "not cool anymore" are the people that never went and never will.

  77. Yet Another Man-Made Meltdown by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    To see someone post this kind of invitation on /. immediately made me wonder whether we need a Society for the Humane Treatment of Servers (or something) by now - looks like he tried to set alight much more than just the Burning Man this way: ;-)
    1440 pictures, and a fairly complete overview page, showing the highlights
    "You can hear the server scream a hundred miles..."
  78. Best Burning Man Quote Ever by szquirrel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Style is everything at one of these burns. Appearances count. Any idiot can pick up a tiki torch at a Home Depot and wave it around like a deranged circus clown; it takes talent and panache in abundance to dig a five-foot-wide hole in the ground, dump in an engine block from a scrapped VW bug and set it on fire, then exhort onlookers -- with bullhorns -- to "Look away from the fire; it is many times brighter than the sun, and it will destroy your eyes." Yes, kids, burning magnesium is fun, but the consequences are dire: magnesium burns at 1,200 degrees Fahrenheit and reacts explosively with certain salt nitrates. Good thing, then, that our fellows at Burning Man protected onlookers from the burning block by partially burying it in an alkali lakebed.

    Shamelessly stolen from Pigdog.

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    Never approach a vast undertaking with a half-vast plan.
    1. Re:Best Burning Man Quote Ever by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      That's nice. IIRC, these assholes aren't supposed to be digging holes on the playa, much less burning a fucking ENGINE BLOCK right on the playa.

      Their "leave no trace" ethic is nothing more than bullshit marketing at best.
      There's *plenty* of traces of the event left over. The BLM's inspection covers less than 1% of the event site. People have reported finding nails, rebar, tools, etc *months* after the event.

  79. Check out stereotypes at San Francisco Chronicle by wsanders · · Score: 1

    "Faces of burning man" series.

    http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2005/ 08/28/burningfaces.DTL&hw=burning+man&sn=002&sc=89 7

    THere is a tremendous amount of diversity at B.M.: Naked hippies on drugs with lots of money, naked hippies on drugs with less money, naked hippies on drugs in the visual arts professions, naked hippies on drugs who are attorneys, naked hippies on drugs who come from other countries, naked hippies on drugs from San Francisco . . .

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  80. Re:And the tech is...? by painandgreed · · Score: 1
    Here are some of my photos (not all form this year):

    Flame Pendulum - It stand abot 20' high and is swung by the jets coming out of it. Quite impressive once it gets going.
    http://www.voltagemagazine.com/galleries/BM05/imag es/IMG_6309.jpg

    Some of the art cars made by the Houston art car guys are monstrosities of hydraulics, automotives and burning propane.
    http://www.voltagemagazine.com/galleries/BM05/imag es/IMG_6703.jpg

    This art car is actually a pipe organ that blows flame out of the tubes as they are played. he dries it to where it needs to be, then the organ sits upright and the fire burns.
    http://www.brchardware.org/photos/BM2001/images/P8 280100.jpg

    There used to be alot more mechaincal mayhem with robots that were used to destroy art structures and eachother.
    http://www.brchardware.org/photos/BM2001/images/P8 310026.jpg

    There is a lot of tech goes into figuring out how to make fire. Most art cars try to have a flame thrower or four. Take these kerosene projectors for example. Consider that they are surrounding the man shooting flame about 300' into the air and I can only get a clear shot because it is so hot that the crowd in front of me had ducked down to escape the heat.
    http://www.brchardware.org/photos/BM2001/images/P9 010005.jpg

    Many othe things include two story tall teeter-totters that not only go up and down but also spin 360 degrees, art structures that are meant to be have people climb over them all week that include sound, lighting, fire and moving parts that all must be powered somehow out in the middle of the desert by the artist. I suppose that it would be more engineering than R&D technology, but you should get the idea.

  81. Burning Man: Nothing to see there, move along... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If seeing other people enjoy themselves turns you off, don't go to Burning Man, slashdotters.

    Stay at home in your airconditioned apartment, with your precious computers, and your intellectually stimulating online debates about arcane topics that nobody outside of the slashdot crowd cares about.

    You can read all about Burning Man on the web, and obviously, that's just as good as being there, for the purposes of dissing it in online forums.

    Whatever you decide to do next Labor Day, PLEASE DON'T come to Burning Man.

  82. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say that Jamie has no idea what he's talking about, then essentially agree that every single one of his points is correct, while using the usual weasel words that Jamie is complaining about.

    This means you are too stupid for anyone to care about your opinion (which is, apparently, that Burning Man aren't hypocrites so long as you can go have fun on the playa).

    FWIW I've watched TV programs that were filmed on the Playa, and the main situation the people filming seemed to have to deal with was while the participants had no trouble with filming, the Burning Man corporate media people objected to absolutely everything until they got a bigger cut. If that's "cool" then I guess I'm not "cool" any more.

  83. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P.S. I'm not a raver OR a hippie.

    But bloody likely someone who actually WENT as opposed to the original poster who TOTALLY missed the point. Nice job explaining to the know it alls.

    My buddy made the first trip this year. Seeing the change in his whole attitude on life, I am joining him on next years playa.

    Explaining Burning Man is like explaining sex to a virgin; you can go into as much detail as you want, show movies, diagrams and pictures - but since it is SUCH a personal experience, words and images fail.

    I guess some ./'ers have just never got over being picked on in high school...and are willing to pass judgement in retribution safely from behind their keyboards...

  84. Brum brum brum!!! by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have _you_ gone to burningman?

    No, I think he went to Birmingham by mistake; that's why he was pissed off.

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  85. You Wanna See Real Hippies?? by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    Go to Monroe County West Virginia. They've moved there en masse driving around in 15 year old beat-up Volvo's. And somehow they came up with the money to buy farmland? And do you wanna know what they are growing on the farmland? It ain't corn my friend.

    Southpark is RIGHT!

  86. Not too many hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not too many hippies. I'm from Eugene. I know all about hippies. I think of buring man as the Oregon Country Fair without the hippies.

  87. My first experience on the playa... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    My first burn was in 2003 - late to the game, but better late than never. We got there late, I think it was a Monday evening, set up camp, then passed out (our caravan had been driving everywhere it seemed - went to the Mushroom Festival that weekend in Telluride before cutting across to NV).

    The next morning I woke up, we had a bit of breakfast, and my friend came up to me asking if I could help fix a car - an art car. He had been around some nearby camps, and one of the camps was having problems. He told them I might be able to help. So I agreed and we went over to the camp...

    To make the story short, my first morning on the playa was spent dinking around on some neon-fur covered Volkswagon, fixing the fuel pump wiring. A couple of hours later (near lunchtime), it is about done - and out of nowhere I get offered (and gladly accept) a wonderful ham sandwitch, with lettuce and tomato I might add, for my trouble and help.

    There I am, out in the middle of nowhere and everywhere at once, tribal beats, whiteouts, sun, naked people, and a fur covered vehicle - enjoying a very well made ham sandwitch. I felt the love, and I knew...

    ...I was home.

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    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  88. And do you know what that money goes to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ticket money goes to several things:

    1) Paying for the permit (the event is held on public land)

    2) Paying for services. Porta potties, overtime for EMTs, and the police that are necessary prerequisites for the permit

    3) Grants to artists who bring their art to the event. Art, I might add, which is frequently burned and from which no profit can possibly be made.

    4) Salaries for the very few full-time and quite a few part-time employees. Most of the part-time employees are hired for after-event cleanup, again to meet federal BLM standards for land usage (so they can get the permit again next year.)

    I fail to see what about that pegs your irony meter. Is it the coffee? For God's sake every cent is donated to the local SCHOOL for the decidedly poor and isolated town of Gerlach - the only settlement (along with the small town of Empire) for 100 miles in any direction. Last year, volunteers from Burning Man rebuilt the roof of the school.

    Nobody is making big bucks off this event - least of all the people who are actually employed by it. Their salaries, for people living in San Francisco, border on poverty level. So no, it's not free to put on a festival for 30,000 people. I'm excited that you find this "Ironic."

  89. If they're not hippies, what are they? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    but Bay Area yuppies who load up on Burning Man supplies at Costco.

    don't forget a lot of people from Seattle too, and Home Depot is useful for rebar, batteries, cheap rugs, and other supplies one needs in the desert.

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    1. Re:If they're not hippies, what are they? by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

      Yes, you'd be crazy to enter the desert without a adequate supply of rebar, batteries and rugs.

  90. unfair descriptions by HinkleTheMeek · · Score: 1, Troll

    To say Burning Man is a bunch pot-smoking, naked hippies is unfair. A more acurate desciption is: A group of young bored teenagers, and a group of clueless, irresponsible and tragically unhip 20-somethings brought together by a lack of culture so deep they've donned the cultural tendencies of "Hippies". Or at least what they understand to be hippies by watching TV and movies, or reading the same LCD-laced pamplets and novels passed around for generations. They gather each year for a big f-ing party, presented under the guise of some vague, political and/or enviromental agenda, which is rarely addressed. Money is gathered for the cause all over the world but is simply used to fund the next year's party.

    1. Re:unfair descriptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Never having been to burning man but knowing many people who go every year, I would have to say that the first description , while by no means accurate is MUCH more accurate than the one you gave.

      Specifically:
      - They have a clue and are for the most part extroverts. Most are very responsible when they need to be yet are flexible enough to put that hat on the rack when appropriate.

      - The people I know have a much higher than average cultural exposure. The same people who go to Burning Man are also the people I expect to see at the Fringe, Luminiares (sp?) and music and theater productions.

      - I tried LCD once, it just polarized my worldview.

      - The theory, as I understand it, is to have a great big F-ing party. The "vague agenda" you refer to is probably the theme. If you are not familiar with parties, a "theme" is a starting point for costumes, decorations, presentations etc. Since Burning Man is intended to be relatively free-form, these themes are intentionally vague and apparently picked from Enigma track titles (jk).

  91. Re:Burning Man: Nothing to see there, move along.. by lucm · · Score: 1
    If seeing other people enjoy themselves turns you off, don't go to Burning Man, slashdotters.

    I can find a lot of other reasons not to go to Burning Man. The most important reason would be that I don't like phony people.

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    lucm, indeed.
  92. Three Kinds of Burning Man Experiences by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Party - this really kicks off with the Thursday crowd that hangs till Sunday - so if you're in party mood, don't go earlier. Or stay home. Yeah, I like that ...

    2. Art - a lot of the art is more accessible and organic early on, so best seen Tuesday to Saturday - by Saturday afternoon it's way too party to bother.

    3. Drugs - not really into that, but if this is your style, then sleep during the afternoon heat and stay up till dawn and you'll have lots of fun - the dancing till dawn part is cool tho and my fave experience was finding my flourescent green artists tube (transparent) when twirled at a giant black light music piece off in the desert with windsocks around - well, it vibrated and the dust from the playa really made it glow like mad - must be the desert salts ...

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    1. Re:Three Kinds of Burning Man Experiences by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      oh, I should say I've done some of the more notable events, like the Alter of the Mystical Frog of the Playa, the Artists Republic of Fremont Passport Office, the Fremont Colonial Expeditionary Alien Passport and Visa Task Force and Travelling Juice Bar, and the Ice Rustlers of the Open Playa.

      Personally, I love the theater and the art, and staying up a couple of times to dance all night, but the party thing gets old after the third day or so.

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  93. Burning Man Art Gallery by NetDrain · · Score: 2, Informative

    The festival is about many things, but I tried to capture the art (for the most part).

    My online gallery is here.

    Truly, the art is largely done by a bunch of geeks -- from the 9x9x9 "display" of ping-pong balls with three LEDs in each that can display any color on the rainbow, running a whole slew of programs that showed off the three-dimensional aspect of the project (Cubatron) (think rotating planes in the XYZ axes in three colors all at once) to the otherworldly Alien Semaphore, whose light/arm movements were user-programmable through a control panel near the front. Or The Machine whose top would rotate and arms slowly raise when all three turnstyles were rotated in the proper direction simultaneously through a tremendously complex system of gears. It was all simply incredible.

  94. Re:Check out stereotypes at San Francisco Chronicl by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    THere is a tremendous amount of diversity at B.M.: Naked hippies on drugs with lots of money, naked hippies on drugs with less money, naked hippies on drugs in the visual arts professions, naked hippies on drugs who are attorneys, naked hippies on drugs who come from other countries, naked hippies on drugs from San Francisco . . .

    You left out those who don't use drugs but otherwise fit these descriptions, in all of the descriptions you use "on drugs".

    Falcon
  95. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeing the change in his whole attitude on life, I am joining him on next years playa.

    Sounds weak minded to me, or at the very least sheep like.

  96. Re:Burning Man: Nothing to see there, move along.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, phoney people is what most people at burning man are trying to get away from.

  97. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

    If you don't agree to the terms then don't go there.

    Or better yet, start your own event, institute your own rules, and see how things work out. Maybe Burning Man can learn from your experience.

    Burning Man is supposed to spawn other events-- Burning Man isn't supposed to be the only event.

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    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  98. It IS just a naked bunch of hippies smoking pot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Girlfriend went last year, I declined to go stating that now I know where all the hippies were it would be handy if I could lay my hands on a nuke.

    She came away after 2 days stating that it was just a bunch of naked hippies smoking pot in the desert.

  99. conservative or liberal? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I am a true conservative - an independant libertarian

    If you were libertarian, ie believe in liberty and small government, then you're not conservative unless you mean fiscally conservative wherein government is kept within limits with low taxes and such. Those who believe in liberty and small government are Jeffersonian or Classical Liberals. Myself, when I can I generally vote LP, like in 2004 my vote went to Michael Badnarik, and if I lived in Texas I'd vote for him for congress just as I would Ron Paul. But I've also voted for Democrats, Independents, and Republicans. Whoever comes the closest to being for liberty I vote for.

    Falcon
    1. Re:conservative or liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "If you were libertarian, ie believe in liberty and small government, then you're not conservative unless you mean fiscally conservative wherein government is kept within limits with low taxes and such."

      Umm, did you miss the rest of my post? Of course I meant fiscally conservative - that's why I said that I was a TRUE conservative. I could give a fuck less if you want to marry a goat, worship the sun, main-line smack for breakfast, or kill yourself. Just don't expect me to pay for your psyc care, cornia replacement, hypodermic needles, or burial costs.

      I couldn't care less about the labels. Call me a tooth if you want, just keep my government small and my taxes low.

  100. Dual licensing by version5 · · Score: 1

    Lots of open source applications offer similar licensing arrangements. For commercial use, they have a commercial license. For non-profit personal use, they have a non-commercial, Creative Commons-like license. The GPL makes some kinds of commercial use such as the boxed software model virtually impossible, so I don't see how this is all that different. Comparing Burning Man to Disney because they make use of copyrights makes as much sense as comparing Disney to the Free Software Foundation.

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  101. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


    Sounds like you have an axe to grind, and you're not going to be happy unless Burning Man is a Utopian Paradise. A "Glass is Half Full" kind of guy. Too bad. I had fun there, even though it's not perfect.

  102. Re:Burning Man: Nothing to see there, move along.. by Hyperkinetic · · Score: 1

    I can find a lot of other reasons not to go to Burning Man. The most important reason would be that I don't like phony people.

    Bahahahaha! Clueless wonder! Getting away from phony people is precisely the reason this was my 8th year at Burning Man. The expense and distance filter out all the crabby closed minded jerks who crap things they've never experienced. Move along. Move along.

  103. Obligatory JQZ quote.. by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    http://www.jwz.org/gruntle/burningman.html

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    Actually, he's pretty much right on. The organization lies to the media & lies to attendees. It's nothing more than a huge cash cow for Larry Harvey & his pack of wannabe progressive idiots. "free society" my ass. There are more rules & regulations at Burning Man than you can shake a stick at.

  104. Oh, burning, not statically charged man! by Lispy · · Score: 1

    Damn, and I was hoping to get some insight on how this guy could be used to solve the worlds energy problem.

  105. Hippies don't have flamethrowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BLM outlawed the drive-by shooting gallery at Burning Man several years ago and it's no so easy to blow up propane bottles in the desert anymore.

    If you think Burning Man is about hippies, stay home, keep playing vids and wait to die. You obviously haven't been there, your opinion is clueless, and the hundreds of thousands of souls who have passed through Black Rock would appreciate you keeping up the stereotype to keep people like you away. Thanks for that. Burners are all drug-addled naked udder-sporting hippies who do nothing in the desert but stand around looking for something to do.

    Meanwhile: Soul In The Machine tore my musical brain out and showed it to me. (http://www.soulinthe.../

    Or Thunderdome and the Death Guild. Or Fight Club. Or Colossus. Or the Mouse Trap, before the propane bottle exploded because some hippie deliberately crushed it with a 2,000-lb safe.

    Last year, I was nearly run over by a flamethrower-spouting viking ship with a stripper pole for a mast. Burning Man sucks. Don't go or you'll turn into a hippie. Go to Disneyland because they have a better arcade.

    -gatt

  106. Nice one... by gordgekko · · Score: 1
    Some of you have probably heard of burning man, but most of those who haven't gone probably don't know that saying that it's just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot, is a very unfair description of the event.

    Perhaps Merlin ought to lay off the pipe and actually learn to write a sentence. And an editor actually posted this...

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  107. Former VA I.O.U.ers today by heroine · · Score: 1

    You can predict what the next hot company is going to be based on where the original VA I.O.U. team goes. They just need to get CmdrTaco out of there and into Google.

    Amazing that his first trip to Burning Man was long after VA I.O.U. collapsed. It just shows how long ago the days of VA I.O.U., Linus guest appearances, elite programmers, and parking lot parties were. The VA I.O.U. team doesn't seem to be as enthusiastic about Google as they were about VA I.O.U.. Google probably doesn't let them do whatever they want, they probably don't pay as much, or maybe they're more realistic about the future.

    About burning man, it's dissapointing that in none of the photos that have ever been taken can you get a feel for how crowded/wide open it is. Every photo is either a close up of something, a wide shot at night, or an aireal view, neither giving you a feel for what it looks like if you were standing there.

  108. West/East of the Mississippi by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    West of the Mississippi a dime bag costs $10.

    East of the Mississippi a dime bags costs whatever a quarter oz costs.

    YMMV.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  109. Pfft by Whatsmynickname · · Score: 1

    I'd rather go to Desert Blast!

  110. Tourists treat BM people like exhibits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You miss the point entirely.

    The US is a coercive state where many things are mandatory and alternatives are disallowed. BM is many things, but to a large extent, much of it reacts against those shackles and embraces all ... with the exception of shackle fans.

    So the poster was perfectly correct to demean those who don't care about the underlying principle. BM is after all about leaving that world behind.

    If you want to catch some quick videos of naked people, there are other places far better suited for that. BM is about participation, even if it's just social participation, but definitely not a spectator sport with demarcation between viewer and artist.

    People don't like to be treated like an exhibit in a zoo.

  111. Re:It IS just a naked bunch of hippies smoking pot by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    Hippies don't really get into the commercial kind of chaos that is burning man. I guess any counterculture can be labeled as "hippies" but the people who do Burning Man tend to be urban contemporary artists.

    If you want to hang out with hippies, go to a Rainbow Gathering.

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  112. Burning man is about the participants. by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    You make it sound like the Burning Man corporation puts up all the art, creates the community etc. This obviously isn't true (which I'm sure you know). BM is created by the people that go to BM. I suspect some of what you say is true, BM tries to protect the BM "brand", but I don't think comparing it to Disneyland is accurate at all. Beyond not permitting the extremely dangerous BM doesn't restrict anyone inside the event. There's no approval process that I know of for art that doesn't involve fire.

    The restrictions on taping the event is to prevent for instance a large corporation from trying to take over the event. In other words "Girls Gone Wild does Burning Man!" This same kind of attitude is at the heart of the GPL as well.

    I would agree that the boosterism of Larry Harvey is a bit looney. But I don't think the IP agreement or charging for ice+coffee is really unreasonable or hypocritical. The "everything should be free as in beer" meme of the hippies was probbably the most foolish idea they had. The gift culture of BM works great for a week, then you spend the rest of the year earning enough extra money to give something.

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  113. Oh, and it's spelled "Zoroastrian." by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the correction.

    Must have missed the Judeochristianity department when deciding how to apply to grad school to study this stuff.

    Not sure about you but on my own I've studied different religions since I was in elementary school then in college I took classes in philosophy, comtinuing from high school, and religius beliefs.

    Ooh, and it wasn't a troll.

    Falcon
    1. Re:Oh, and it's spelled "Zoroastrian." by denttford · · Score: 1

      Ok, then I won't treat you post as a troll. Let me see if I can clarify the problem in what you said.

      The main point is, Judeo-Christianity is a term of political convenience, generally denoting a certain agenda, and an American term at that. My OED dates its use to 1899. In other words, in your post, you use an ahistoric term to describe a historic phenomenon. That in and of itself is not so bad - historians do it all the time, e.g. terms of post modernist, feminist and neo/post colonial theory are useful in analyzing specific texts, events, etc. but often become anachronistic when applied on a broad scale.

      I would argue that rigorous intellectual study is the study of difference - and to ascribe commonality where there is none, or little, or merely superficial is lazy, but more importantly, self-defeating.

      Let me ask you a question. Why did you write Judeo-Christian instead of Jewish and Christian? I may be wrong, but it might be an (innocent) attempt to leverage lack of exposure to one group of religious movements by exposure to another, predicated on the existence of term that suggests one can assume knowledge of one roughly translates into the other. Just something to think about.

      Now, regarding your initial claim, the pagan and Zoroastrian roots of Jewish and Christian, there are a few issues. For reasons I won't get into here the first chance Zoroastrianism and Judaism would have to seriously cross-pollinate would be during the Babylonian exile, at which point the foundation of Israelite religion - and the holidays - was already in place. It is likely that certain ideas were incorporated or reinterpreted into Judaism (and in the other direction as well - directionality can be a bitch to prove in this type of history) at this point - but provides nothing material long lasting influence on practice, as far as I know.

      Also, some of the philosophical changes might have been in response to rejecting new beliefs - but we were discussing holidays, and that is off topic on a thread far off topic. The second time one would look for Zoroastrian influence on the main stream of Jewish (i.e. sects that survived) practice would be during the Sassinid dynasty in Persia, when the second and more popular "Babylonian" Talmud was under composition and some redaction. Here too, however, the calendar has already been more or less fixed - the rabbinic holidays that were added to the calendar were already done before entry to Persia, only the details were left.

      By the way, note that this second Zoroastrian-Jewish encounter takes place during and after Constantine's conversion, and well after the formation of the variety of Christian sects - and thus after the most direct influence of Judaism on Christianity. If change happened here, after the divergence of Christianity from a hypothetical "common thread" would it still be Judeo-Christian? The imprecision introduced by terms of convenience is often less than convenient :-)

      Paganism, I can't even begin to respond to because of the vagueness of the term. Pagan is a Latin colloquial term with a loaded history of diverse usage as such is probably not the right term to describe religious and cultic phenomena in the ANE ~1000-3000 BCE. You might be referring to pantheism, polytheism, or even monolatristic religions (where Israelite religion best fits). You might be referring to Greek or possibly Roman cults. Whatever it is, it is not a specific movement (especially used in the sense of a not-one-of-us-heathen) which one can point to. If you want to talk about the correlations (and *possible* influence) between the literature of Ugarit and Israel, and the social implications, fine. If you want to consider how Israelite religion went from a collection of diverse monolatristic cults to a temple centralized and later decentralized mostly monotheistic "religion," That too is possible. Can't talk about "Pagans" though.

      Perhaps I should suggest

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  114. Overrated crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At some point the "alternative" becomes so mainstream that it's thoroughly annoying - Burning Man has reached that point. I can't stand that the only thing that people who go to Burning Man now can talk about is how "spiritual" and "life-changing" Burning Man was. They paid $250 to go to camping. In the desert. With several thousand other people. Some of whom made stupid shit to bring with them. It's like people who live in New York won't shut up about living in New York - after a while you just want to punch them in the throat.

    Maybe I'm more down-to-earth than most, but I'm almost scared to ask how repressed modern "Burners" are in the rest of their life that this is such a release. Although I suppose Wired-reading "Dot-Com" zillionaire con-artists / Starbucks employees have to go on vacation at some point.

    (And the term "playa" pisses me off too and should be exterminated from our lexicon when not being used in a strict technical geological context to describe a lake bed or desert. Confusion with the ganster rap use of the term "playa" implies brutal retardation when used in a written sentence - while apt that a 'burner would be retarded, it's also annoying).

    My recommendation is that to see people wearing all sorts of strange costumes, odd houses and art projects (but without having to waste a week attending Burning Man), go explore the online game/world "Second Life" for a couple of evenings.

  115. critical tits pix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here's what you really want critical tits pix

  116. Isn't Burning Man an 80s dance by VorpalHamster · · Score: 1
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  117. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by smoondog · · Score: 1


    Yes, Burning Man is a (non-profit) corporation.


    No, Burning Man is definately *not* non-profit, nor do they have open books. They say they are like a non-profit, but in reality this is pretty much a figment of their imagination. Frankly, I agree with the parent, they do act like Disney, they maintain a shroud of secrecy and they charge a ridiculous entrance fee ($150+/person, IIRC).

  118. Woe is you by Syncdata · · Score: 1

    And yet this is your sixteenth post of the day, and you've posted 24 times in the last 5.

    I wonder how much you USED to hit up slashdot.

    Ingrate.

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  119. BurningMan is following the law (and a good idea) by geekotourist · · Score: 1
    BurningMan is held on Bureau of Land Management land. Its the BLM that doesn't allow onsite vending: the coffee and ice sales required special permission from the feds.

    As for charging for tickets, BurningMan is legallly required to count the number of participants, and at its size it does have some unavoidable infrastructure costs. For example, local / state and federal law enforcement agencies have found the festival to be a cash cow, requiring ever larger per-participant payments each year.

    Tickets also cover the bothersome necessity of reducing liability (the alternative is not having the event) and helping to keep out the 'girls gone wild' producers (the alternative is a lot less naked chicks, which would be a big disappointment to many Burners. A "Critical Tshirts" parade doesn't seems as interesting.) Tickets and vending bans both help stop the slackers who might otherwise just show up thinking "I can just buy what I need on the Playa..." That attitude towards preparation doesn't scale.

  120. Unfair! by triso · · Score: 1
    ...that it's just a bunch of naked hippies meeting in the desert to smoke pot, is a very unfair description of the event...
    Yer darn tootin' that's unfair. They drink a bit of beer too.
  121. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by eh2o · · Score: 1

    Correct, it is an LLC.

    They do publish a yearly report on where the money goes.
    http://afterburn.burningman.com/04/financial_intro .html
    http://afterburn.burningman.com/04/financial_chart .html

    Mostly its pretty obvious stuff, and the amount of money is not huge (annual revenue is only something like 10 million); grants to artists, cleanup costs, BLM land use fee, emergency services (fire, police, etc), property acquistion and development, payroll for staff.

    Where exactly do you think there is a shroud of secrecy? It all looks pretty open (and obvious) to me.

    I challenge you to find *any* weeklong event that costs less than $150/head, let alone one sufficiently interesting to attract 30,000+ people to a rather remote area. Its only absurd if you go for 2 days which they actively discourage anyways.

  122. Not quite by speck · · Score: 2, Informative

    It actually moved out to the Black Rock desert in 1990, well before the dot-com boom. Dot-commers were very well represented during the boom, though, largely because they had scads of imaginary money to spend on supplies.

    Here's a timeline. Note that they were only at around 800 people when it got too big for Baker Beach.

    My favorite phrase from this year's burn: "Burning Man nostalgia isn't as cool as it used to be."

  123. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by smoondog · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected, I didn't realize they published those numbers.

  124. Burning Man by coaxial · · Score: 1

    I first heard about Burning Man back in 1997 as an undergrad. Seemed really cool to a kid in rural southern Illinois. I thought about going out there after I got some money together. A couple of years later, I had the money, but not the time. Now I have the time and the money, but from what I've heard Burning Man is a shell of what it used to be. Control of photography that would put Walt Disney to shame. And everywhere I read about burning man now, I get an impression that there's general sense of malaise about the whole thing.

    Are you saying that's not true? Because I don't want to go to something after it's already jumped the shark.

    1. Re:Burning Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      JWZ's complaints about the photography policy only apply to commercial photography, a distinction he pretends to be utterly mystified by ("...if you are a 'professional' (whatever that means).") You may want to read the current press guidelines to see for yourself just how onerous the restrictions really are, rather than taking his outdated and out-of-context griping as gospel. Bear in mind that these rules didn't just come out of nowhere, or from the fevered minds of paranoid control-freak organizers, but from experience. Burning Man exists for its participants, not to provide free nude models for parasitic photographers to profit off of.

      Also bear in mind that bitching and moaning is one of Zawinski's favorite pastimes. Or is that two pastimes?

    2. Re:Burning Man by SveltGastropod · · Score: 1

      Not true. It keeps getting better. There are whiners, and a bunch of people who yearn for the days of old, but to say it's jumped the shark is just plain wrong. My advice: Plan well, come early (it's an entirely different vibe early in the week, and it takes a couple of days to adjust), and have fun.

  125. Re:Check out stereotypes at San Francisco Chronicl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't slip a subtle joke past you, huh?

  126. Capturing all of it by btempleton · · Score: 1

    Everybody who goes to BM tries to capture it, which is not really possible, but the best I've been able to do has resulted in my project of giant panoramas, some of the larger ones in the world that get displayed there.

    You can see some of them at Brad's Burning Man Site at lower resolution of course.

    I do notice the negative comments here are from people who have not gone, and the positive ones from people who have. Jamie's negative comments are about the BMOrg, not the event, which like the rest of us, he loves. That should tell you something about what it is.

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    1. Re:Capturing all of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this like the old Renaissance Fair they used to have out in Agura, Calif. forty pluse years ago? JT

  127. Re:Check out stereotypes at San Francisco Chronicl by malex23 · · Score: 1
    I know a number of those people. You'd be surprised by how many are scientists, writers, business owners, engineers...

    Obviously you're trying to make a joke and all, but it makes me sad that there are some people who can only see hippies on drugs. It seems to explain a great deal of what's wrong with mainstream America.

  128. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by eh2o · · Score: 1

    Mr. Zawinski is does not make factual errors, therefore there is nothing to disagree with on a technical basis -- hovever his analysis is generally uninformed, one-sided and dogmatic suggesting that he does in fact, have no clue (or maybe he does but wants to generate a controversy for the sake of publicity).

    His one and only critique is that Burning Man LLC is "hypocritical" because the restrict the actions of the media in their space while claiming to be "free spirited, anarchic, spontaneous, community creation" etc.

    Why is this total BS? Quite simply, BM does not make any such claim. Every legal standard that applies in the "real world" also applies at BM, except public nudity, intoxication and pyrotechnics. There are cops. Drugs are still illegal and you can be arrested. BM lays out a whole slew of other rules -- they regulate noise, pollution, use of motor vehicles, activities of media and other professionals, they hold and enforce trademarks, employ lawyers. If they didn't do this, the event would be a catastrophe. It would be discontinued. If you spend any time at all reading their official literature and communications you would notice that they spend a significant portion of it re-iterating the rules because they are the glue that holds it all together. Zawinski has clearly never actually spent time reading this material as his analysis gives only anectodal quotes taken out of context with no reference and quotes from unofficial sources (e.g. media articles).

    If BM asks for a cut of the proceeds, does that mean they are automatically going to sell unlimited rights to the highest bidder? NO. They allow what they think is appropriate. If BM files a lawsuit to stop distribution of Voyer Video's material, does that mean they are just after the money? NO. They are seeking control, not money. Therein is the logical disconnect -- there is no hypocracy.

    Zawinski's interpretation is totally polarized, and wholly unrealistic. He is living in a fantasy.

    And its too bad he let rzr_grl be scared away by the contract, she probably would have gotten some great photos.

  129. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by bitspotter · · Score: 1

    Burning Man is NOT anarchy and has never claimed to be.

    Neither has Zawinski. Stick to the point.

    Burning Man is a (non-profit) corporation.

    Non profit? try facts. It's an for-profit LLC that just happens to operates at break even, after making tons of art grants.

    http://afterburn.burningman.com/04/financial_struc ture.html

    "Our problem, however, was that we could not afford to work at guiding and creating Burning Man without being paid."

    This comes straight from the horse's mouth. how do you argue with that?

    "If you don't agree, then don't go."

    Er, he's not. That's what he (Zawinski) is saying.

    It's a shame that the abuses of a few end up ruining perfectly good artisitic opportunities for others.

    I've had to realize, myself, that there is tons of hypocrisy at BM. It's not a "city" - we are not "citizens". We do not elect representatives or vote. We are not a democracy. Burning Man is a private event. Most of us may be participants (although the ratio is getting rather pronounced), but that just means we are consuming opportunities to interact in novel ways, rather than passive entertainment or art itself.

    It's curious that, more recently, Burning Man is so busy encouraging the political worldview that the event nurtures to be spread back to the world, while it takes such strong measures to remain unnoticed by the world it's trying to effect.

  130. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by SuperSanta · · Score: 1

    They are a LLC - Limited Liability Corporation. The distinction between these analogies is laughable because Disney is 100% FOR PROFIT corporation. The BORG (Burning Man Organization tongue in cheek moniker) may not be 'non-profit' but their goals are the defined on a more social and artistic nature. I've been going to Burning Man for five years now and while I may agree that they are not doing it perfect, but they're doing it a heck of a lot better than anything else out there. The "hippie movement"'s high water mark broke years ago, this new social movement is still gathering it's energy and Burning Man is but one beachhead pushing out against the right wing world. And how ridiculous is $200 when you break it down by comparison to what equivelent situations exist. If it is just $10 / night to go camping in a national park and $20 / night to go to a huge club in major metropolitan centers. That's still $210 for a week. For those who 'get it' Burning Man offers so much more to their spirits that others who don't often can't comprehend why one takes such a arduous trip into the desert.

  131. WHOOSH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  132. Re:Jamie Zawinski said it better than I could have by eh2o · · Score: 1

    hypocritical: professing feelings or virtues one does not have.

    Environmentalists drive cars. Overworked doctors cannot spend sufficient time to address the needs of every patient. In "democratic america", judges are appointed to the highest courts with life-long terms. BM needs money, rules and legal services to survive. And yet, these entities still posess some aspect of the virtue they profess, and in no small quantity. As long as they guide their actions with pragmatism and stay true, to the extent that is realistic, to their principles, it is not hypocracy.

    To call it hypocracy is extremism. Its a psychologically comfortable place to be because its a logically defensible position -- but strictly logical arguments are almost never applicable in the real world, which is filled with conflict in almost every system. We can pick facts and take quotes out of context all day without breaking the rules of logic... but that does not mean the conclusions are sound.

    Political parties constantly exploit this effect to their advantage -- and the media does it also, because extremism is exciting. So its no suprise that the mentality has become so pervasive in mainstream consciousness. I think its unfortunate because this cynicism seems to cause a great deal more suffering than is necessary.

    Sometimes I feel like people need to criticize BM so they can come up with an excuse to not go. Its like turning down an invitation to a party, you don't want to look like a dork for doing it so you come up with some stupid reason. I say its not for everyone, just accept that (there are certainly things that I would rather do, it depends on my mood). BM strives to create an "experience" for one week, but that is really where it ends. Unlike Disney, BM is not trying to take over the world.

  133. Scooters and Dust by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    Dust, at Burning Man? Suck it up for god's sake, you've done this before. Any attempt to reduce dust from your experience will be wasted effort.

    Embrace the dust. Become one with the dust.

  134. Let me ask you a question by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Why did you write Judeo-Christian instead of Jewish and Christian?

    I used "Judeo-Christian" because Christianity is based on Judism. Jews believed a Savior or Messiah come to redeem believers. When Jesus, who was Jewish, was supposedly born some took him as the Messiah. They then took what he taught and started the Christian religion. So, I used Judeo-Christian because Christianity got it's start in Judaism.

    Perhaps I should explain why I said "supposedly born" above. I used it because I don't believe or know if such a person was born. I am agnostic, "a", without and "gnosis" knowledge, I don't possess the knowledge on whether a soul or spirit exists and if there's life after death and I'm jealous of those who have faith.

    As for when I said "most Judeo-Christian holidays, sacred days, and celibrations have pagan or Zoroastan roots", admittedly I was overbroad. Perhaps it would of been more accurate to say some Christian holidays may of come from previous beliefs such as pagan beliefs and some early churchs were built on sites that were spiritually significant to those who were there before. My use of "pagan" was also broad encompassing pantheism and polytheism such as wicca, and others. It was a poor choice of words, I used it as a shortcut or way to cut words out. But I've gotten comments from others saying less words are better, that using a lot of words leads to confusion (like I'm doing now?) and I didn't expect many ./ers to have much knowledge on the subject.

    My OED dates its use to 1899

    Ooh, what edition of the OED do you have? I'd love to get the full 20 volumn edition of the OED.

    And I hope I didn't cause any discomfort, I didn't mean to, I sometimes "shoot from the hips". Your post I found well formed and I need to work making all of mine the same. Because of an injury I suffered, I'm a TBI, Traumatic Brain Injury survivor, amoung other things I have poor impulse control.

    Falcon