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  1. Re:Why can't he sell it back? on Switching To Solar Power – One Month Later · · Score: 1

    You snipped the part out where I said that I slack. Another job might actually make me work all the hours that I'm supposed to work.

    I have an office with a door and a lock. Afternoon naps are my routine.

  2. Re:Truck driving school here I come! on IT Jobs To Drop In 2009 · · Score: 1

    If you work in health care you don't have to stick sharp pencils in your eye. You can stick sharp pencils in other people's (stink) eyes.

    I thought you said you were a misanthrope, but I find that suspicious. What are you going to do with a truck that's more fun than sticking things into the assholes of strangers?

  3. Re:Why can't he sell it back? on Switching To Solar Power – One Month Later · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IBM makes me work 60 hours a week. You see, my employment is contingent on something called utilization. My target and tenure is such that I can't meet my target unless I work 60 hours a week.

    The utilization target is computed without taking into account vacations, holidays, and sick days. If I take all 3 weeks of vacation I've earned, then I won't make my utilization target, and I won't have a job.

    It's time to fucking unionize the place. Or if that doesn't work, I'll just continue slacking for 60 hours a week. IBM gets an honest 30 hours out of me whether they know it or not. Fuck them.

  4. Re:Well? on To Stet Or Not To Stet, That Is the Question · · Score: 1

    AHHHHH you must be a COBOL programmer.

  5. Re:But Remember on Diebold Patch May Be Evidence of '02 Election Tampering · · Score: 1

    Let's blow up parliament! Road trip to Ottawa! Wooo!

    Shit, I have to get my passport renewed first.

  6. Re:Linus... on Linus on Kernel Version Numbering · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Might also point out that the kernel driver maintainers have a standing offer: anybody who provides specs gets a free driver written, maintained, and kept in the kernel. Companies should be developing hardware specs and taking advantage of all that free development work.

    Maybe what we should be doing isn't writing an NDIS wrapper for Linux, we need to write an NDIS wrapper for Windows. That way companies can provide the specs to the Linux team and then use the wrapper to drop them into Windows as they are written.

  7. Re:Idea vs. implementation? on MSM Noticing That Patent Gridlock Stunts Innovation · · Score: 1

    It must be working because that Ikea shit is pretty nifty.

  8. Re:Idea vs. implementation? on MSM Noticing That Patent Gridlock Stunts Innovation · · Score: 1

    Look and feel lawsuit? Didn't they mostly fail about 20 years ago?

  9. Re:Finally on IBM's Eight-Core, 4-GHz Power7 Chip · · Score: 1

    I never post as an AC. Why would I need to? Profane Muthafucka isn't exactly on my driver's license...

  10. a little more than 4000 sq. feet on IBM's Eight-Core, 4-GHz Power7 Chip · · Score: 1

    Clearly we have a long way to go before we have a planet sized computer. However, I know a website where we can find plenty of robots to complain about it.

  11. Re:Finally on IBM's Eight-Core, 4-GHz Power7 Chip · · Score: -1, Troll

    His girlfriend has a cock bigger than mine.

  12. Re:I hate to break it to anybody on B-2 Stealth Bomber Gets Upgrade, Joins the '90s · · Score: 5, Funny

    >South Park Lemmiwinks game.

    The B-2 is operated by the Air Force. Surely you must have been thinking of the Navy when you wrote that comment.

  13. Re:Man in the Middle on The Pirate Bay's Plans To Encrypt the 'Net · · Score: 1

    As long as we're planning to distribute custom network drivers around the world to be installed everywhere, there's no reason why information can't be shared in a bittorrent sort of way.

    IP address X doesn't support encryption? Well that's odd, because approximately 98% of other people who connect there report it DOES. Red flag.

    They're going to have to intercept all traffic, or be detectable. And then they have to count on the owner of the IP address not doing his own checks on it. "That IP should be encrypted, but nobody's getting encryption on that IP. Uh oh."

    Detecting man-in-the-middle attacks might actually be practical if everybody is sharing quality information about their connection. But of course, we have to protect the distribution of that data from attacks too...

  14. Re:wow, long article, here's the answer to the tea on The Software Behind the Mars Phoenix Lander · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Libertarians should take up diving as a sport. And PLEASE leave your regulation of your air supply behind.

  15. Re:Sounds killer! on Seagate Announces First 1.5TB Desktop Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Recoverable, but suffering from bitrot.

  16. Re:Still could be innocent on Hans Reiser Leads Police To Nina's Body · · Score: 2, Funny
  17. Re:Still could be innocent on Hans Reiser Leads Police To Nina's Body · · Score: 4, Funny

    Instead of that, try making ReiserFS NOT a total piece of crap. It sucked, and it always has. Reiser was a huge abusive turd, and so are his fans.

    Now THAT's how to start a flamewar. Amateur.

  18. Peanut Butter on Toddlers Who Don't Like Spicy Food Labeled Racist · · Score: 1

    My daughter likes peanut butter, but not jelly. If you like jelly, just get in the back of the bus.

    But seriously, this is fucking ridiculous. If a toddler doesn't like hot sauce, it doesn't mean they hate Cajuns.

  19. Re:Mod grandparent 'troll', not 'insightful' on Discovery of a "Flat" Atom Hailed as Quantum Computing Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    I use salt made with recycled chlorine rather than the less environmentally friendly brand-new chlorine.

  20. Re:This may be true. May be. on Harvard Study Questions "Long Tail" Theory · · Score: 1

    Some long tails don't even fit in any niche I've ever seen.

  21. Re:Fox news giving away state secrets? on NASA Tests Hypersonic Blackswift · · Score: 1

    Good lord I had no idea there were so many traitors. AM Radio had better step up their game!

  22. this is AWESOME on NASA Tests Hypersonic Blackswift · · Score: 5, Funny

    The AIR FORCE is conStructing this HYPER sonic jet exploder thingy, with the help of JESUS, in order to fly at 10 times the speed of sound over countries where POOR people who HATE us live, in order to deliver with very high efficiency SWEETS and other confections which they need to live. They'll drop right out of the bom...CANDY bar bay. The Pentagon calls this the SNICKER candy bomb. At least they were snickering when they told the story to Fox News. Praise the lord

    "Why yes, I HAVE been watching Fox news lately. How can you tell?"

  23. Re:Interesting Read on Bjarne Stroustrup Reveals All On C++ · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Where do you kids get these wrongheaded ideas?

  24. Re:Cooperative vs. Preemptive on Multitasking Considered Detrimental · · Score: 1

    Defensive driving is a part of driving as safely as you can. But you're confusing the judgement of risk with the actual activity of driving. If you had information that there were 3 drunk drivers on the same road as you, would you continue on your path or would you not drive at that time? Those drunks are violating the assumption that you have when you assess the risk of getting on the road.

    you have made no such decision. if a driver got onto the road expecting no risk to their safety, or even your theoretical "minimum possible risk", they are deluded. no decision i can make (aside from deliberately trying to cause you harm) will make your trip any less safe than you should have expected it to be.

    But, I didn't say that, did I?

    sure, that's the distracted driver's fault, but it's also your own fault for insisting that your "grr! you've increased my risk, you have no right to do that!" mentality has any place on the real roads in the real world.

    When another driver makes a decision that affects my safety, but DOES NOT INFORM ME of his decision, then how can this be my fault? Youre obnoxious libertarianism is just idiotic in a "road market" that doesn't offer information with which to make a rational decision.

  25. Re:Cooperative vs. Preemptive on Multitasking Considered Detrimental · · Score: 1

    You talk a lot, without trying to understand. I've explained myself, and you're arguing against me in ways which clearly indicate that you don't understand what I wrote. If you understand what I wrote, you would argue against what I said, rather than what you made up.