-1 Redundant I know, but Moby's new album sucks the big one. I wish artists and labels would smarten up to themselves and stop producing and releasing utter shite. If Moby wasnt "Moby" (an artist who has had good and successful albums in the past), I doubt very very much that he would have got signed to his current deal based on the strength of this album alone.
ps. Techno is boring now anyway. No one cares Moby. Sorry. You were funny on 'Rove', but thats about it. Nice essays however:)
Similarly, I would expect to point my finger three times: "Starting with this file *jab*, and ending with that file *jab*, move them all over to there *negligent evil overlord wave*."
Because you end up looking like that dick Tom Cruise in Minority Report:)
(god that was an awful film - but i hate Cruise anyway)
Put their Office 97 CD into the CD-ROM drive. Clicked the 'Start' button. Selected 'Settings ->' Clicked 'Control Panel' Double-clicked on the Add/Remove programs icon. Selected Microsoft Office 97 by clicking on it once. Clicked the Add/Remove button. Followed on-screen instructions. When prompted, they deselected the Office Assistant option. Clicked OK. The paper clip was now gone. Then they shut the hell up with winging about the 'damn paper clip' blah blah, and got on with their pathetic little lives.
Dear god man, you can pick up second hand cd rom drives for under $5 (australian - thats about $2 US). Please, do yourself a favour and get one. The amount of money you would have spent on buying floppy disks far outweights how much any sort of 2nd hand drive would cost...
...unless you were trolling just then... if you were, then here's a goatse.cx link just in case, just so i dont feel left out.
You're damn right. I don't trust the australian government as far as i could throw any of their overpaid asses. Its a sad state of affairs politically, but still, its not a bad place to live otherwise. That said, i plan to get out of here within the next two years, most likely permanently.
Hello, this is a three step guide to making your own dirty panties (because we all love them so much).
1. Get some panties.
This can be done by jumping your backyard fence and stealing your hot little neighbour's new pair she got the other day from her stud boyfriend. Don't get caught by him, because he will probably beat the shit out of your flabby, palid white ass. Don't let her dog get you either. It might be an idea to jump the fence carrying a metal hitting object of some description [1]. If you don't have a backyard, a neighbour who wears panties, or are otherwise just inclined, you can raid your sister or your mother's drawers and steal (or "borrow") a pair of theirs. You may wish to also consider the possibility of raiding the dirty washing basket in your laundry. Incidentally, this will (perhaps partially) remove the need for step 2:
2. Dirty them up.
If you didn't raid your dirty laundry basket at home (and steal your sister or mother's panties), and instead stole a crisp fresh pair from the neighbour's washing line or your mum's drawers, then presumably they will need some dirtying up. This is partly left to your imagination, but basically any thing that can produce pussy-like fluids is good. This could mean you smear some of your own pre-cum on it, maybe pay a prostitute to dirty them up for you, maybe ask sarcasta about it. If you are fecally enclined, you could save yourself a lot of embarassment by putting them on and then taking a big steaming shit in them. If not, then ask a japanese friend to do it for you. They love shit.
3. Enjoy the panties
They're your panties now (who the fuck else would want them anyway) - so do what you want with them. Maybe rubbing your cock with them gets you off. Try wearing them as a hat. If you really want to get sick and twisted, give them to the teacher you love at school. This always leads to forbidden steamy sex in the locker room (provided your teacher is a guy).
Endnotes:
[1] Even if it turns out that you don't need the hitting stick, you can always bash yourself about the legs and head with it to simulate the "whipped and beaten" feeling that we all love too. Jack off while doing it if you want. Maybe after (or even during!!) it, you could penetrate your own trembling anus with it.
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nice javascript. any bets on how long before they make it so you can't do that any more?
teh lunix, teh lunix. al u faggets luv teh lunix.
Even better: put your kid in the microwave.
Thats just so fucking stupid that I love it! :)
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a redundant tautology to be precise
No, Al Gore created the internet, remember.
Uh, read what the AC said a bit closer: '20 meg hard drives', not 20gb
ps. Techno is boring now anyway. No one cares Moby. Sorry. You were funny on 'Rove', but thats about it. Nice essays however :)
Why should handwaving be any different?
:)
Similarly, I would expect to point my finger three times: "Starting with this file *jab*, and ending with that file *jab*, move them all over to there *negligent evil overlord wave*."
Because you end up looking like that dick Tom Cruise in Minority Report
(god that was an awful film - but i hate Cruise anyway)
No way, DOS encourages homosexuality
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oh! they're dirty
Don't be a fucking idiot. Somebody mod this dick down.
nonono, when they got the paper clip, they :
Put their Office 97 CD into the CD-ROM drive.
Clicked the 'Start' button.
Selected 'Settings ->'
Clicked 'Control Panel'
Double-clicked on the Add/Remove programs icon.
Selected Microsoft Office 97 by clicking on it once.
Clicked the Add/Remove button.
Followed on-screen instructions. When prompted, they deselected the Office Assistant option.
Clicked OK. The paper clip was now gone.
Then they shut the hell up with winging about the 'damn paper clip' blah blah, and got on with their pathetic little lives.
Perhaps try to put a SUBTLE GOATSEX LINK in to your posts in the future.
...unless you were trolling just then... if you were, then here's a goatse.cx link just in case, just so i dont feel left out.
cheers
Gee thats so fucking insightful. Who the fuck moderated this up? Must be a strong batch of crack this morning gentlemen.
You're damn right. I don't trust the australian government as far as i could throw any of their overpaid asses. Its a sad state of affairs politically, but still, its not a bad place to live otherwise. That said, i plan to get out of here within the next two years, most likely permanently.
Kind of like BeOS
Yeah, really fucking funny.
1. Get some panties.
This can be done by jumping your backyard fence and stealing your hot little neighbour's new pair she got the other day from her stud boyfriend. Don't get caught by him, because he will probably beat the shit out of your flabby, palid white ass. Don't let her dog get you either. It might be an idea to jump the fence carrying a metal hitting object of some description [1]. If you don't have a backyard, a neighbour who wears panties, or are otherwise just inclined, you can raid your sister or your mother's drawers and steal (or "borrow") a pair of theirs. You may wish to also consider the possibility of raiding the dirty washing basket in your laundry. Incidentally, this will (perhaps partially) remove the need for step 2:
2. Dirty them up.
If you didn't raid your dirty laundry basket at home (and steal your sister or mother's panties), and instead stole a crisp fresh pair from the neighbour's washing line or your mum's drawers, then presumably they will need some dirtying up. This is partly left to your imagination, but basically any thing that can produce pussy-like fluids is good. This could mean you smear some of your own pre-cum on it, maybe pay a prostitute to dirty them up for you, maybe ask sarcasta about it. If you are fecally enclined, you could save yourself a lot of embarassment by putting them on and then taking a big steaming shit in them. If not, then ask a japanese friend to do it for you. They love shit.
3. Enjoy the panties
They're your panties now (who the fuck else would want them anyway) - so do what you want with them. Maybe rubbing your cock with them gets you off. Try wearing them as a hat. If you really want to get sick and twisted, give them to the teacher you love at school. This always leads to forbidden steamy sex in the locker room (provided your teacher is a guy).
Endnotes:
[1] Even if it turns out that you don't need the hitting stick, you can always bash yourself about the legs and head with it to simulate the "whipped and beaten" feeling that we all love too. Jack off while doing it if you want. Maybe after (or even during!!) it, you could penetrate your own trembling anus with it.
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Have you got any small kittens?
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