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  1. Better News: on Spammer's Porsche Up For Grabs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spammer's Balls Up For Grabs

  2. Re:Nuclear Communications Bunker: Destroyed by Fir on Major UK Comms Backbone Bunker Burned Out · · Score: 1
    Nuclear Communications Bunker: Destroyed by Fir

    Is this a giant, radiation mutated Scots Pine on the rampage?

  3. Re:Buisness opportunity! on Nuclear 'Asteroids' Due In A Few Hundred Years · · Score: 1
    ACME ORBITAL SALVAGE

    That's the company I want to run...

  4. Re:What happens when life IS found on Methane on Mars? · · Score: 1
    True, but what happens when/if intelligent life is found that worships a completely different omnipotent God?

    The Return of The Crusades.

  5. Re:Giftwrapped bullshit on Interesting Uses for Trusted Computing · · Score: 1

    I call these functions 'firewall', mostly.

  6. Re:Yes, but... on Fifty Years of Color Television · · Score: 1
    But what about the 'kulur' debate?

    Insensitive Clone!

  7. Re:Unresolved bugs. on Why You Should Choose MS Office Over OO.org · · Score: 1
    the fact is that .doc is an extremely widely used format.

    Which "standard" version of .doc is the most widely used?

  8. Re:Old growth lumber on Chainsaw-wielding Robotic Submarine · · Score: 1
    wish they'd stop building houses of of wood. I'm sure that with a few billion dollars in research, we could develope inexpensive ways of building custom houses from concrete and steel.

    See my forthcoming patent "Brick".

  9. Re:A waste? on The Wrong Stuff · · Score: 2, Informative

    Alternatives are all well and good, but as was pointed out during the Apollo era, the money would not be diverted into, say, education or whatever, it would just not be spent at all- and would diaappear. The good causes are already after money, and it does not arrive. The new causes, eg, spaceflight get an allocation. If the cash wasn't allocted, it doen't just hang around, to be donated. Funds have to be raised by people puting a case for them. Sure, 1$T would go a long way towards AIDS research- so why hasn't it been sent that way? Govt funding isn't that simple... unfortunately...

  10. Re:Like what? on The Wrong Stuff · · Score: 1

    Spacecraft & Astronauts.

  11. Re:Guh, I can't absorb information this way on Sony To Launch E Ink-based eBook In April · · Score: 1

    Does that mean that you can't see this reply? :+)

  12. Re:The Question is: How are they going to pay? on EU Fines Microsoft $613 Million, Officially · · Score: 1

    But they are based in the USA.....

  13. In other news... on Probable Meteor Strike in Saskatchewan · · Score: 2, Funny
    "...Now, nearer home, comes a special bulletin from Trenton, New Jersey. It is reported that at 8:50 P. M. a huge, flaming object, believed to be a meteorite, fell on a farm in the neighborhood of Grovers Mill, New Jersey, twenty-two miles from Trenton. The flash in the sky was visible within a radius of several hundred miles and the noise of the impact was heard as far north as Elizabeth. We have dispatched a special mobile unit to the scene, and will have our commentator, Carl Phillips, give you a word picture of the scene as soon as he can reach there from Princeton."

    (Props to Messrs HG Wells & Orson Welles)

  14. Re:Kitchen sink? on Probable Meteor Strike in Saskatchewan · · Score: 1
    Hahahahah. ha. hahaha.

    There.

  15. Re:Happy Happy Joy Joy on The Unhappy World of IT Professionals · · Score: 1

    or IT users...

  16. Re:What?! on The Unhappy World of IT Professionals · · Score: 2, Funny

    These people shit on the IT guys and the plumbers. Where's the unity?

  17. Re:And on The Unhappy World of IT Professionals · · Score: 1

    also armed with sharp things and chemicals!

  18. And on The Unhappy World of IT Professionals · · Score: 1

    plumbers, hairdressers & co don't usually have a PHB to deal with...at least the hairdressers don't...

  19. Re:I Know This! on Sun Wants to Make Linux 3D · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's IRIX, it's SGI, it's called File System Navigator. Different thing from Looking Glass.

  20. Re:Region 4 on Audio Format Shifting To Be OK'd In New Zealand · · Score: 1

    It's because they contain inflammatory ideas such as fair-use recording, and people watching region encoded DVDs on their legally region-free players, and soforth. Just imagine the anarchy and outrage that would ensue if non-Kiwis saw such scandalous behaviour was possible!! Someone is obviously thinking of the (non-NZ)children!

  21. Re:New Zealand is Progressive on Audio Format Shifting To Be OK'd In New Zealand · · Score: 1

    in "...some other *cough* Australian *cough* governments" imagine brackets where the *cough* is - he's not implying that you're part of Oz...but probably loads of others have... he's having a go at OzGov.

  22. Re:OT on Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet? · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    but..

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    PIE!!

  23. Re:Hours of senseless fun on Wireless Alliance Touts 'Magic Touch' RFID Tech · · Score: 1

    Desist! Pneumatic otters are endangered, you insensitive clod!

  24. Re:Other uses? on Wireless Alliance Touts 'Magic Touch' RFID Tech · · Score: 1
    For your girldfriend? No. The device would just overflow.

    would that not wash out the implant? *eew*

  25. Re:Poor man's space telescope? on Lockheed's High Altitude Airship · · Score: 1
    any thought of other scientific (rather than solely comm satellite) uses for this?

    Quiet study room..?