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  1. Re:what happens if Frame Dragging isn't observed on 'Einstein Probe' Delayed · · Score: 0
    what happens if Frame Dragging isn't observed?

    Back to Frame One.

  2. Re:Why aren't there more comments?! on Bubble Fusion Results Replicated by 4 Institutions · · Score: 1, Funny

    This discovery has created ConFusion. *ducks*

  3. Re:Constitutional rights? on Spyware Company Sues Utah Over Anti-Spyware Law · · Score: 0

    Aha! So that's what leads(!) to the Civics classes in Starship Troopers... future history is shaped by spyware!

  4. OT... on Sony Develops 25 GB Paper Disc · · Score: 0
    They come in PINTS?!

    Elephants??

  5. Re:Ummm... not quite on USB Going Wireless · · Score: 0
    my Dad would love to be able to scan crap to his laptop

    Well....

    Ag! Now I have a picture in my head!

  6. Amazing? Not for /. on Japanese Inventor's Motor Uses 80% Less Power · · Score: 0
    Someone finally makes an overunity machine that works, and everyone on /. discusses quiet PC fans and CF cards...

    Christ, Buddha and That Guy With A Fork!! Get a grip guys! THIS is news that matters!

    Or a prank......

  7. Re:They don't pay taxes. on Florida Ponders Communication Tax on LANs · · Score: 0

    Then they should.

  8. Re:Little guys can't fight a giant... on Lindows Changes Name to 'Linspire' · · Score: 0
    when what he needs is "Windows"

    Needs. Meh!

  9. Re:Genie pigs? 3 wishes on Virtual Pilot Lands Qantas Jet · · Score: 0
    3. More pork

    You want Ankh with that?

  10. I would just like to say.. on 2004 Jefferson Muzzle Awards · · Score: 5, Funny

    OW! mmmm! mmmffmm! mmfmfmf! m! m!

  11. Re:The Score on Technology Spontaneously Combusts In Sicily · · Score: 1
    Magic n; adj; (ma-jik)q.v.

    1.'we don't know yet'..

    2.Possessing distinctive qualities that produce unaccountable or baffling effects.

  12. Re:Winux isnt the future on Lindows Agreeing to Change Name · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be surprised, since they did go after MikeRoweSoft because it sounded similar...and my startup- GiantOverpricedBagOfShiteXP. BillG was all over that one...

  13. Be a_are! on Lindows Agreeing to Change Name · · Score: 1

    Atch out! He's running it on Indo_s XP! Hat a anker!

  14. To the moon, Alice! on Forget Mars. Should We Go To The Moon? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's go. Or let's return to the trees and let the bears have a go!

  15. Re:Or you could quit your whining and get on with on Train Your Own Replacement · · Score: 2, Funny
    How about s/he gain that knowledge the same way I did, through years of painfully prying it out of everyone else in the company. Or figuring it out myself.

    They would have to, after the training I would give them...

  16. OI! replacement! ... on Train Your Own Replacement · · Score: 1

    Carry this box of expensive equipment, office supplies and sales leads out to my car. Chop chop, then! ....

  17. Re:Next up: How to install linux on a live badger! on Installing Linux on a Dead Badger · · Score: 1

    now I am tired..

  18. Re:Something peculiar here on Insider's Look at High-Tech High-Speed Navy Vessel · · Score: 1

    It's Bill the Galactic Hero.

  19. Re:TV==bad?, Adverts==nads on TV, ADHD and Doing Useful Things · · Score: 1

    Indeed, it is the content of the TV, rather then Tv itself which causes the attention to switch off. Either the subject is only interesting for 1 or 2 mins, or the 'plot' is such that the storyline can only be followed for such a shot time before a)the writers attention breaks down, and the story wanders away, or b)the plot is interrupted by a commercial break. When TV was more sedate, and less 'buy this' oriented, the content would be more likely to bore you stiff- but ADD; ADHD; or whatever hadn't become fashionable then..

  20. And The States... on Weapons in Space · · Score: 1

    are then renamed The State...

  21. Re:Photography and copyright on Seeing-Eye Computer Guides Blind · · Score: 1
    If there was a sign stating " No Photography", then surely the 'e-dogbotoid' would recognise it and read it out to the blind user.. allowing him/her to veer away, much as intended with "No Entry" etc.

    BTW what does the box say when there are no words, characters etc for it to process? "Nothing to see here...nothing to see here either...nothing-" ??

  22. Re:ATM's on Seeing-Eye Computer Guides Blind · · Score: 1

    These damn ATMs are no good to me! I need Braille on my car controls!

  23. This replaces... on Homeless to be Implanted with Subdermal RFID Tags · · Score: 2, Funny

    the current Barcodes which are hard to read on the grubby and/or ungroomed..

  24. Re:Soylent Green... on Homeless to be Implanted with Subdermal RFID Tags · · Score: 1
    Camberwick Green...

    ..is puppets.

  25. Re:Canadians Are Evil on Music Industry Loses In Canadian Downloading Case · · Score: 1

    Oo. I thought you were jealous for a sec, there.. ;->