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Methane on Mars?

mbone writes "Two independent groups are claiming the detection of methane in the Martian atmosphere, one using the Mars Express orbiter, and the other using ground based telescopes. This detection, if confirmed, would be of great significance for the search of life on Mars, as Methane will not last long in the Martian atmosphere and thus must be renewed, presumably either by biological processes or by volcanic vents, which would be a good place for life to develop. The leader of the ground based astronomy team, Michael Mumma of the Goddard Space Flight Center, when asked if the methane was biological in origin, said 'I think it is, myself personally.'"

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  1. And if they find sulfur... by andyrut · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it will be indisputable evidence of living, farting Martian beings!

    Actually, a couple of sources indicate that humans emit little or no methane when they pass gas.

    1. Re:And if they find sulfur... by elberserko · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And we already have evidence of belching martians too:

    2. Re:And if they find sulfur... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jupiter is full of methane. I wonder if there is not a giant Jabba The Hut (or Mel's Pizza The Hut) in the center eating chili-fries with beer.

    3. Re:And if they find sulfur... by thoth · · Score: 1

      Yep, it is the Martians, farting in our general direction.

    4. Re:And if they find sulfur... by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      Insightful? Wake up mods, that was just a poor joke, it wasn't an insight into anything...

    5. Re:And if they find sulfur... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Got too much time on your hands? Have no life? The gas had to come from someplace. I think cows are a creadible possibility, I mean it's a lot of gas, had to come from someplace. Do YOU have a better explaination? No? Thought as much...

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    6. Re:And if they find sulfur... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Comment gets modded up +5 Funny. Net Karma gain. 0. Comment gets modded down to 2 Funny through overrated moderations. Net Karma loss. 3. Net change to post's score. 0.

      Overall change to account karma thanks to the "Funny" moderation's totally fucked up situation? -3.

      Posting on a faux-news site that can't even grasp the simplest forms of math? Priceless.

    7. Re:And if they find sulfur... by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, a couple of sources indicate that humans emit little or no methane when they pass gas.

      well I say 6 Bean burritos and a Zippo lighter will prove your sources wrong

    8. Re:And if they find sulfur... by slipgun · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...it will be indisputable evidence of living, farting Martian beings!

      More likely that Canada got to Mars first.

      "Say Terrance, pull my finger!"
      "OK Philip..."
      FART!
      "Bahahaha, you farted on Mars!"
      "I sure did Philip!"

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    9. Re:And if they find sulfur... by tacocat · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, then what were you lighting when you farted in the cabins at summer camp all those years ago?

      Careful not to burn your butt-hairs!

    10. Re:And if they find sulfur... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "a mars a day helps you fart, rest, and play."

    11. Re:And if they find sulfur... by dicepackage · · Score: 1

      In space no one can hear you fart

    12. Re:And if they find sulfur... by salimma · · Score: 1

      Poor Kenny... you bastard!

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    13. Re:And if they find sulfur... by prash_n_rao · · Score: 5, Funny

      "humans emit little or no methane when they pass gas."

      What are you talking about? Michael Mumma already admitted he did it. Reference: "The leader of the ground based astronomy team, Michael Mumma of the Goddard Space Flight Center, when asked if the methane was biological in origin, said 'I think it is myself, personally.'"

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    14. Re:And if they find sulfur... by Q-Mont · · Score: 1

      So THIS is where all of the catapulted cows from "Earthworm Jim" went......

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    15. Re:And if they find sulfur... by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Don't be foolish. Everybody knows that any atmospheric pollutant discovered anywhere in the universe is George Bush's fault.

    16. Re:And if they find sulfur... by billimad · · Score: 1

      mmm...chili-fries...

  2. when asked if the methane was biological in orign by still_sick · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "I think it is, myself personally"

    It's GOLD Jerry, GOLD!

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  3. FIRST REPLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    forst replizzle!

    props to:
    • JESUS H. CHRIST
    • misc. others
  4. I still think by AtariAmarok · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think think that Val Kilmer's disobedient robot dog has something to do with it.

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  5. Uh-oh! by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This Crazy Wacko, Hoagland, is going to have a field day on this. He believes in all sorts of NASA coverups and apparently has a small following. He was mentioned recently on slashdot, as well, as the famous "Bad Astronomer" debunked some of his BS...

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    1. Re:Uh-oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a troll...........

  6. Possibility? by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it possible that this is a contamination issue from the original setup on earth? Could this have travelled with the spaceship to mars? I have heard rumours of NASA employees that have resorted to eating only brown beans due to budget restrictions. Is this a science issue or a budgetary issue?

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    1. Re:Possibility? by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually, the article doesn't mention this but it may be a side-effect on NASA's fart experiments, trying to find a way to blast off by using bean energy.

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    2. Re:Possibility? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      How about the possibility that the current state of Mars is the near-end result of excessive global warming.

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  7. When has he been to Mars? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 4, Funny
    The leader of the ground based astronomy team, Michael Mumma of the Goddard Space Flight Center, when asked if the methane was biological in origin, said 'I think it is, myself personally.'"

    Well, atleast he's not denying it. How did Michael get to Mars? Gee, he must have a heck of an intestinal disorder for it to be detectable with a telescope!

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    1. Re:When has he been to Mars? by Imperator · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, they found it on the smelloscope.

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    2. Re:When has he been to Mars? by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dammit, you guys, methane is odorless.

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    3. Re:When has he been to Mars? by Gleng · · Score: 1

      Apparently, the Funkometer was right off the scale.

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    4. Re:When has he been to Mars? by Segfault+11 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You know what they say...

      He who smelt it, dealt it.

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    5. Re:When has he been to Mars? by SeaDour · · Score: 1

      Gee, he must have a heck of an intestinal disorder for it to be detectable with a telescope! Actually, it's called a spectrometer. You can use it to find out what any object that emits (or reflects) light is made of.

    6. Re:When has he been to Mars? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Actually, they found it on the smelloscope."

      My bad, it was pointed at Uranus.

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  8. Woo Hoo by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    My theory of Martian Cows works!!!

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    1. Re:Woo Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's udderly ridiculous.

    2. Re:Woo Hoo by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      That's udderly ridiculous.

      I think you're just milking it for all it's worth.

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    3. Re:Woo Hoo by falzer · · Score: 1

      Bull.

  9. Bad astronomer = Apple project? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Bad Astronomer"

    Is this another future Mac OS project, much like their famous Butt-Head Astronomer project.

    Come to think of it, Bevis is a constellation.

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    1. Re:Bad astronomer = Apple project? by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      No, he's Phil Plait, of http://www.badastronomy.com/

      But I'm well-aware of Carl Sagan's stupid lawsuit.

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  10. for want of a comma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it is myself, personally

    He who smelt it, dealt it. ...with an Earth-shattering Ka-boom!

    1. Re:for want of a comma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He that denied it supplied it.

    2. Re:for want of a comma by Becquerel · · Score: 1

      He who smelt it, dealt it.

      Should probably be moded +5 insightful aswell. If it is proposed that life on earth could have started on Mars and been blasted here on a bit of rock, i don't see why the opposite couldn't have happened. It's quite feasable that life on mars is decended from bacteria on a stray rock from earth. The BBC article mentions there are bacteria here on earth that could live there:-

      On Earth, there are organisms called methanogens - microbes that produce methane from hydrogen and carbon dioxide. These organisms do not need oxygen to thrive, and they are thought to be the type of microbes that could possibly live on Mars.

      Ergo 'he who smelt it,dealt it'

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  11. Hi. I'm Troy McClure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such Martian flatulence films as "The Baked Bean Crater" and "Angry Red Anus".

  12. Let the fart jokes begin by Tree131 · · Score: 0

    I think it's more like hogs - those things smell a lot worse and I think produce more methane than cows.
    Just drive through UP-North Wisconsin in the Summer. And good luck to you if the wind is blowing the wrong way... Muhahahahahaha...

  13. FIRE!!!!!!! by theirishman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any one got a light... ?

    1. Re:FIRE!!!!!!! by whovian · · Score: 1

      Humor aside, I doubt that there is enough gaseous oxygen for combustion. The three major components are CO2, 95%; N2, 4%; H2O, 0.02%. Oxygen is mainly locked up in oxidized minerals. Supposedly.

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    2. Re:FIRE!!!!!!! by MegatronUK · · Score: 1

      No, most of the oxygen is locked up in the ice of the permafrost under the pyramid shaped mountain; just waiting for a muscle-bound action hero to unwittingly find it... ;-)

  14. Ahhh, methane. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ahhh, methane. Proof of the existence of chili and beer on Mars. I'm on my way...

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    1. Re:Ahhh, methane. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, methane. Proof of the existence of chili and beer on Mars. I'm on my way...

      Imagine traveling 50 million miles only to find old-fashioned cans and realize you forgot the can opener.

  15. Well, what about... by Professor+Cool+Linux · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Who's to say we haven't taken any bacteria to mars the past few Yrs.?????

    1. Re:Well, what about... by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Assuming we didn't take them there deliberately, one has to assume there can't be many. Those few might resist the unsupportive environment, though it is unlikely for them to prosper (Given that earth microbes are quite resistant, but would need serious adaption/evolution to accomplish more than simple survival). So, IF we have taken microbes there and some of them even survived, how likely is it that they already have a measureable impact on a planetary scale atmosphere? I personally tend to think it is most likely to find either active volcanism on mars or some sort of algae...

    2. Re:Well, what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +4 Insightful??? How long have we been going to Mars? And you think that any microbe that happened to hitch a ride from Earth to Mars could have survived and then adapted so quickly (and generated so many "offspring" as to create a measurable amount of methane?

      Gimme a freaking break. Mods, use some sense when you're giving away such great ratings.

    3. Re:Well, what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've been on Mars for 4 years. In bacterial terms, 40 years is an eon.

    4. Re:Well, what about... by sbaker · · Score: 1

      Even at 10 parts per billion, that's a lot of Methane to have been made by a handful of escaped earthly bacteria. In the extreme conditions of Mars, even if some hardy Earth extremophile bacteria had made it there, it would take an immense amount of time for them to multiply enough to make that much Methane.

      I don't think that's in the realms of possibility.

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    5. Re:Well, what about... by weiyuent · · Score: 1

      Who's to say we haven't taken any bacteria to mars the past few Yrs.?

      NASA has very stringent procedures for disinfecting all space probes precisely to avoid contaminating the planets or moons that they investigate. Bar the infinitessimal possibility that the contamination came from Russian landers several decades back, any life on Mars is almost certainly indigenous.

    6. Re:Well, what about... by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you meant 4 or 40, but we've been on Mars less than 30.

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    7. Re:Well, what about... by another_henry · · Score: 1
      ... any life on Mars is almost certainly indigenous.

      Not necessarily... as has already been pointed out, it is possible, even likely that meteoroids could have been ejected from Earth some time in the past and ended up on Mars. If any bacteria hitchied a ride of those (and that's a big if) then they would have had millions or billions of years to adapt to the Martian climate.

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    8. Re:Well, what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we do confirm biological activity on Mars, the next step will be to locate / isolate the DNA / RNA and check whether it conforms to the earthly 4-base code (that is common to all biological activity on earth); if so, the next presumption is that the two forms have a common origin.

    9. Re:Well, what about... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > the next step will be to locate / isolate the DNA / RNA and check whether it conforms [...] if so, the next presumption is that the two forms have a common origin.

      No, that is not the next presumption. I understand why you would think that, but just because two things are similar, it does not mean they are the same. What if the 4-base code is really the ideal way for life to grow? Then no matter where we found it, it would have it. So would we have to presume that all lifeforms we find similar to ours, regardless how far away, are all sharing ancestors? Certainly not.

  16. Anyone got a light? by dfn5 · · Score: 1

    Wooooooooo

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  17. Existence by Justifiable_Delusion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is slowly coming closer. The day we actually find that source of life on another planet. It is beautiful and logical and perfectlly of sense to understand and grasp that we will some day find life, but the day we actually do discover it. That will be an amazing day simply for the achievement. Though anything we find on mars will be very simple (single celled things? bactiera? virii?) it will nonetheless be something.

    It is life.

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    1. Re:Existence by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't get too excited just yet. Wouldn't want all the UFO nuts to get all jumpy from the discovery of methane. We still know very little about how or why it is there. This is fascinating stuff but the whole reason is not to just find life on another planet. There are tons of things to explore on mars and I think that if we get into this loop of only looking for life we may miss some other things that will be discovered.

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    2. Re:Existence by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm getting the impression we're being slowly eased into the concept of life on Mars. I mean, how long did it take for them to even confirm it was once wet? And although we've sent several probes to Mars, we're detecting methane by telescope from Earth? Maybe my tinfoil fat needs adjusting, but something is wrong with this picture...

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    3. Re:Existence by schtum · · Score: 1

      The Flat-Earthers are going to have a field day with this one.

    4. Re:Existence by WhiteBandit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I mean, how long did it take for them to even confirm it was once wet?

      I don't think that ultimately mattered. People have been obsessed with life on Mars since it was first discovered and the possibility of canals that were built by other beings.

      The thought that water once flowed on the planet wasn't really that much of a profound/thought provoking concept in the scheme of things. There is some fairly obvious evidence that has hinted at the possibility of water. (I know, that image is from Mars Express, but we've known about major valleys and canyons since at least the time of the Viking Landers).

      Regarding whether we are being eased into the possibility of life being on other planets. There is a greater chance of that than trying to prepare of for the possibility of water existing on another body.

      However, I think the confirmation of life would be such huge and amazing news, I doubt word of it could be covered up for very long before it got out.

    5. Re:Existence by sbaker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When (and I think it's a matter of 'when' - not 'if') we find simple life on Mars, the implications of it depend critically on which of four likely possibilities it is:

      1) Life originated only on Earth and travelled to Mars in an ejected rock. This would be just *boring*.

      2) Life originated on Mars and travelled to Earth in an ejected rock like the famous Mars meteorite. We are all Martians? Well, there's an interesting thought.

      3) Life originated somewhere else and travelled to both Mars and Earth by one of these mechanisms. Panspermia. Life would be very likely to exist throughout the galaxy in every niche you could imagine.

      4) Life originated quite differently and separately on Earth and Mars. Woahh! Now *that* is a deep thought.

      It seems likely to me that Scientists (being careful people) will start off with assumption (1). It would be hard to tell the difference between (1)/(2) and (3) without going off to mine some comets that have never been close enough to Earth or Mars to pick up a stray life-bearing meteorite. It would be hard to imagine any test that would distinguish between (1) and (2).

      So it'll come down to (1)/(2)/(3) versus (4). If it's (4), I'd expect us to be able to see that pretty easily - eg: Totally different fundamental mechanisms for just about everything.

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    6. Re:Existence by kasperd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd expect us to be able to see that pretty easily - eg: Totally different fundamental mechanisms for just about everything.

      Even if the mechanisms are the same, there could be a difference. Many chemical structures involving carbon can exist in two different variants, that are each others mirror image. In life on earth a lot of those apear only in one variant. In some cases the mirror image of something existing in our bodies would actually be toxic. And AFAIK the torsion of DNA in every living cell here on earth is the same direction. Now even if life did evolve in the same way independendly on Earth and Mars, what are the chances that all of those structures would be the same direction in Earth life and Martian life? If we found life on Mars with DNA that was mirrored compared to our DNA, what would that tell us?

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    7. Re:Existence by sbaker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wouldn't the chances be 50-50? That being the case, finding a difference would be pretty conclusive - but not finding a difference would tell you nothing.

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    8. Re:Existence by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      If we found life on Mars with DNA that was mirrored compared to our DNA, what would that tell us?

      That a transporter accident involving an Organian force field sent Terran bacteria to Mars instead?*

      *cf. Spock Must Die! by James Blish

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    9. Re:Existence by THotze · · Score: 1

      I've usually thought that if you couldn't come up with a test to tell the difference between two things, then it didn't really matter which it was... like 1 (life on earth --> mars) and 2 (life on mars--> earth) above.

      The more interesting question is: wherever life was formed, what conditions were there on the planet at the time?

      I'm guessing, but I think there's a pretty narrow window of conditions when you can have life develop, but not enough atmosphere to prevent a meteor from blasting a chunk of the planet up into space. So we really just would need to figure out how old this life is (use fossil records when we start getting them on Mars, or use Terran ones if the life formed on Earth first), and then use geology to piece together the conditions under which life can form and be transported by natural means to another planet.

      That's useful knowledge, because it tells us a lot about how life evolves and how hardy it can evolve.

      Tim

    10. Re:Existence by asscroft · · Score: 1

      I bet the first thing we'll do, when we find life, is kill it!

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    11. Re:Existence by BunnyClaws · · Score: 1

      Oh that Flat Earth just hurt my head. Don't they beleive that the Old Navy store in Dallas has an office in the back with members of the Illuminati in it?

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    12. Re:Existence by catbutt · · Score: 1

      This is fascinating stuff but the whole reason is not to just find life on another planet.

      Um, yeah it is. For the bulk of the people putting up the money, that's exactly what it *is* about. And I am with them, I know I'm not really interested in having that much of my taxes spent on the project if there is zero chance of finding life.

    13. Re:Existence by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      And over the last few years, I've been slowly eased into the concept of Earth being hit by a huge asteroid...

      (maybe it's on its way, and everyone's afraid to tell the public? so they make them `feel good' movies to prepare the public for it in a decade or so).

      oh, yeah, and tinfoil hats are useless. _they_ want you to think they're still useful, but they're not :-)

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    14. Re:Existence by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Here's my idea: life is relatively easy to get going given initial conditions after the planet is formed.

      Both Mars and Earth naturally had it.

      Our `life' was wiped out when that huge thing hit us and created the moon over 4 billion years ago.

      Then, life traveled to Earth (intentionally - via a rocket) or unintentionally (via an asteroid, etc.,)

      Then life was destroyed on Mars via a similar event as on the Earth.

      Gah...

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    15. Re:Existence by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the chances be 50-50?

      If we are looking on only one of the possible differences, chances probably will be 50-50 (unless for some unknown reason life is more likely in one direction than the other). But there are multiple differences. So if each of them have a 50-50 probability distribution, how are those correlated? If a specific direction of the DNA implies a specific direction of everything else, I would agree with you. But otherwise the chances of every single factor being identical could be smaller.

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    16. Re:Existence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely, 100% correct. Your tinfoil hat does need adjusting.

    17. Re:Existence by easyCoder · · Score: 1

      If we found DNA on Mars we could be confident that somebody was sharing asteroids at some point. ( i.e. case 1,2 or 3 ) If we found life that didn't rely on DNA we still couldn't rule 1,2 or 3 out, because any previous life system ( of which DNA is only one possibility ) could easily have evolved into something else in a dramatically new environment ( like another planet ). However, if we found life without DNA, I believe that a good hard look at 4 would be justified. Just how many asteroids go bouncing off multiple planets anyway ? The chances must be quite small !

    18. Re:Existence by thepeete · · Score: 0

      >>> In some cases the mirror image of something existing in our bodies would actually be toxic.

      Isn't that what mad cow disease is? A mirrored protein that get used as a template which our body replicates.

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    19. Re:Existence by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I bet the first thing we'll do, when we find life, is kill it!

      Actually, if the life is microbal and everywhere, we may have started killing it already! Happy thought for happy days...

    20. Re:Existence by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what mad cow disease is? A mirrored protein that get used as a template which our body replicates.

      Some years ago I did hear about a theory stating that this disease was caused by a protein. But I don't remember the details. Being a protein makes it a bit harder to get rid of than vira and bacteria.

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  18. Wrong hole? by AMD-lover · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Methane on Mars? Must be Uranus.

    1. Re:Wrong hole? by theirishman · · Score: 1

      HAHA.. Yeah sorry about that.. ment to have that cleaned..

  19. mr methane rulez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.mrmethane.com/frameset.html

  20. Re:Methane? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, they even made that into a song, "Cows with Guns."

    Yes, let it forevermore be known as the "Red Meat Planet"!

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  21. That's really big news by Lispy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If this turns out to be what it seems to be it is a dream come true. I wonder how this might affect future missions. Hopefully they will start digging at last and not only look for indirect signs of life such as water.

    There were some experiments onboard the Viking landers that showed some odd results but weren't invested any further.

    The fact that the fine rovers are unable to detect life is a shame I think. They were designed to search for water only, I know. But they should at least have been equipped with minimal biological experiments too, just in case. I can't wait for a samplereturn mission...

    1. Re:That's really big news by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There were some experiments onboard the Viking landers that showed some odd results but weren't invested any further. The fact that the fine rovers are unable to detect life is a shame I think. They were designed to search for water only, I know. But they should at least have been equipped with minimal biological experiments too, just in case. I can't wait for a samplereturn mission...

      "Minimal" might not be good enough. They found out the hard way from Viking that it is often difficult to rule out natural chemistry. Such an experiment might suggest life, but it seems there is no single experiment which would give a Boolean result. Thus, if a probe is going to test for life, then it probably needs to perform many different kinds of tests, or risk a Viking-like limbo again.

      A few guys claim they have designed allegedly simple experiments that would give definitive answers, but others say that one needs to see microbe form and movement under a visual microscope, and chemical-based tests alone will always be suspect because scientists may not know all possible chemical reactions that can mimick life. Critics will always say, "just because you cannot think of a natural reaction that recreates these signs, does not mean that one does not exist". It is hard to get beyond this difficulty.

    2. Re:That's really big news by Lispy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, microscopic evidence would be king. But I think that a simple reproduction of the Viking results would still harden the theory. That would be a good start. We'll see what the future holds in stock with all those findings coming in I believe it will be hard to ignore such experiments on future missions.

    3. Re:That's really big news by SB9876 · · Score: 1

      The next planned Mars Lander is supposed to have a spiffy MEMS life detection suite. It's supposed to used micro-capillary electrophoresis to look for the preponderance of L or D amino acids. A heavy preponderance of multiple amino acids of one chiral variety would be pretty conclusive evidence for life as there is no other plausible way for that to occur.

  22. Marsosaur by SpicyMcHaggas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Who farted? Probably the Mars-osaur!

  23. the obligatory remark....a bit late by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    looks like someone beat me to the punch....about the fart joke.

    o well, the good thing about passing gas on Mars, no one there to smell and complain about it.... (the ol' "If you pass gas and no one is around to smell it, does it smell?")

    but this is good news. Now they don't have to rely on just solar power when they eventually make an outpost on Mars; they can collect the methane and use fuel cells to power the station (especially at night)

    1. Re:the obligatory remark....a bit late by bugg · · Score: 1

      Methane is odorless.

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    2. Re:the obligatory remark....a bit late by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      u know...that's not a bad comment to use when someone "accuses" you of ripping one....

    3. Re:the obligatory remark....a bit late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your fuel cells will not work well with only methane...you will also need a source of oxygen.

    4. Re:the obligatory remark....a bit late by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      take some nos!

  24. Doesn't have to be life by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Methane is already pretty common in the universe. Given the amount of craters on Mars, the simplest explanation is probably that a methane-laden asteroid or comet hit Mars at some point.

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    1. Re:Doesn't have to be life by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

      This article states that Methane on Earth would have a life of 300 years and that on Mars it'd be shorter.

      http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_medi ca l/story.jsp?story=505454

      "Methane is destroyed by the intense ultraviolet radiation on Mars because the gas has a relatively short photochemical lifetime of about 300 years, so if it is present there must be something producing it continually, Professor Formisano said. "[Its presence] is significant and very important. If it is present you need a source," he added."

    2. Re:Doesn't have to be life by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so, chunks of methane from comets hit Mars and got covered up with dirt due to the windstorms, and are gradually melting without being exposed to ultraviolet light.

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    3. Re:Doesn't have to be life by Borg453b · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what you're saying is; someone on earth farted onto a rock with such force that it was propelled into space and hit the very same planet we're investigating at the moment?

      Suuuure.. mr probability. ;)

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    4. Re:Doesn't have to be life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In addition...methane is light, very light. on earth it slowly diffuses to space, on mars, with less gravity, it would even be lost quicker.

    5. Re:Doesn't have to be life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is present you need a source

      Well, what about Titan. It sits pretty close to a large gaseous planet with a strong gravitational field. Perhaps there's some cross polinization, (like that panspermia idea everyone talks about, except happening with frozen bits of chemicals) happening in our solar system that we are not aware of yet.

    6. Re:Doesn't have to be life by SB9876 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, the methane appears to be associated with a particular geological region. While it could be a methane rich comet, it would have to be a massive comet nucleus to be able to release that much methane. Also, it's quite unlikely that a cometary nucleus could survive impact with Mars - the ice and methane would be vaporized and widely dispered.

      Life or some sort of residualt volcanic activity are still the more likely explanations.

    7. Re:Doesn't have to be life by barakn · · Score: 1

      Someone has pointed out the short half-life of methane in the martian atmosphere (~300 years). I still like this theory, however, because a significant amount of gaseous material from the impact of a comet would have been incorporated into the ice caps, either in bubbles or even as a methane hydrate. In case folks weren't aware, there's evidence that Mars is experiencing a form of global warming, so perennial ice is currently melting and releasing whatever load of gases was contained in it. The methane spike over Meridiani Planum would be an argument against this, but their data seems to be noisy.

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    8. Re:Doesn't have to be life by 2marcus · · Score: 1

      Actually, methane on earth has a half-life of 10 to 15 years - mostly due to oxidation by the hydroxyl radical. I think the "300 years" number actually does refer to the theoretical lifetime of methane on Mars (the uv intensity would be much larger on Mars than on Earth because the lack of ozone layer would more than make up for the increased distance to the sun, but the photochemical process would still be much slower than the chemical process here)

  25. MOD DOWN REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  26. Martian Methanogens by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 4, Informative

    From Research Nebraska

    Methane is the second-most abundant greenhouse gas. The world's agricultural livestock produce about 17 percent of the methane in the atmosphere. A byproduct of digestion, cattle and other ruminant animals produce methane when organisms in their stomachs called methanogens break down fiber in grasses and grains they eat.

    Here are some pictures of the little critters, and here

    1. Re:Martian Methanogens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cows on Mars means McDonald's on Mars.
      My favorite fast food place, now on Mars.
      "If life were fair, some people here (your workplace) would be asking, Would you like Fries with that?"
      I say, send them to Mars, the next place for thousands and thousands of McDonald's, to go with the cows they already have.
      What if, however, the methane-emitting creature is
      something like Jabba the Hut?

  27. Viking Mission by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Does anybody remember the earlier attempt at proving life? At that time, results showed that something happened, but NASA came back and stated that it was almost certainly not life. The original designer of the project and a number of others have come forth and said that they think the test was valid. It will be interesting to see what the future holds.

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    1. Re:Viking Mission by mbone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I remember Viking very well, as I worked on analysis of its tracking data. They had 3 biology experiments, plus a mass spectrometer (and various other instruments for other purposes, such as weather monitoring.)

      Before the mission, they published the criteria for a postitive result from each biological experiment (along the lines of, add water to Martian soil and CO2 is given off; sterilize another soil sample and add water, and CO2 is not given off). The biology tests passes _every one_ of the pre-published tests, albeit with some variations.

      However, the mass spectrometer saw no significant organic molecules (and there were no obvious large critters visible through the camera). This, more than anything, made them discount the biology results. If they had detected large organiic molecules in the soil, they would have claimed life, in my opinion. Instead, they came up with non-biological explanations.

      However, this was all before we knew about the ability of life to exist deep underground and buried in rocks, etc., While the Viking results are not generaly regarded as requiring life, they are certainly not against a biological explanation of the Methane findings.

  28. The Hidden Secret Of Life On Mars by WombatControl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since we now know that once Mars had liquid water in significant amounts, and now we've found evidence of methane gas, there can only be one conclusion:

    There were cows on Mars.

    But what happened to the cows on Mars, you say?

    Well, that's simple. As any reputably zoology dragon will tell you cows have infinite density. As Dr. Joel and Alex Veitch discovered in the Jaunuary 2004 issue of The Annals of Completely Fraudulent Research:

    Cows have a very high surface tension. Surface tension can be seen in water, in the way pond-skaters are able to skim across the surface of a body of liquid without sinking, and also in the way drops of water always tend towards spherical shape. In cows (and meat in general) the surface tension forces them to tend toward the shape of a cube. The forces at work in the cow are finely balanced, just allowing it to maintain cow-shape. However, if 2 cows should be allowed to touch each other, the surface tension will immediately force them to merge. This larger body of meat is unable to maintain its cow form against the surface tension forces now at work, and so will form a Cow Cube, or Cowube, pronounced "COWUUUUBE" with the mass of 2 cows.
    The seriousness of the implications of this phenomenon for the dairy industry, and the future of humanity, should not be underestimated. This Cowube, with its 2-cow mass, exerts enough gravitational force to suck in nearby cows of lower mass. As they touch the Cowube, they merge immediately with it, forming a Cowube of ever-increasing mass, exerting ever-increasing gravitational force on cows.
    Eventually, this vast and ever-growing cube of meat will implode under its own gravitational force, forming a singularity. This is why, as every astronomer knows, the surface of every black hole is always a cow.

    Obviously this means that all of Mars' water was not evaporated by a thinning atmosphere, but carried off by a massive cow-based singularity.

    In order to prevent such a catastrophe from occuring on this planet it is clear that we must begin a systematic effort to minimize the cow population. Preferably using barbeque sauce...

    1. Re:The Hidden Secret Of Life On Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderators, that is just too wacky to be encouraged. Please think of the sane readers.

    2. Re:The Hidden Secret Of Life On Mars by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      But what happened to the cows on Mars, you say?
      But surely a representative of these Martian cows must have travelled to the future to instruct Gary Larsen in the way of funny, no?
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  29. What happens when life IS found by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I will love to see the ramifications to the worlds religions when life is actually found. The fall-out will be grand. With some luck it will put into proper perspective all the in-fighting that has been caused by 'holy wars' over the centuries.

    Or they may just dismiss it as ' well, we don't consider that blob of bacteria life ' and move on believing man is the center of the universe, and continue to pummel their un-believing neighbors in a neighboring state.

    Of course, depending on which book you use at the time...

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    1. Re:What happens when life IS found by kps · · Score: 1

      I think you seriously underestimate peoples' capacity for self (?) -delusion.

    2. Re:What happens when life IS found by snarkh · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Why should there be religious ramifications to finding bacterial life on Mars?

    3. Re:What happens when life IS found by greygent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I reckon they'll just update their religions as these discoveries are made. It's happened before: we developed planes that could fly above the clouds and see no heaven, and they moved heaven to space. We've explored space, and they've.... moved it elsewhere.

      Religion will still survive, perhaps unfortunately.

    4. Re:What happens when life IS found by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I will love to see the ramifications to the worlds religions when life is actually found. The fall-out will be grand.

      Why? Most "modern" religions don't get very specific about what is actually in space or not in space. Plus, the language is often spiritual in nature such that one cannot tell for sure whether they are talking about physical life or "spiritual" life. There is a lot of wiggle room because the supernatural is by definition not directly measurable in a scientific sense.

      By the way, there has been some odd chemistry found in Venus' clouds that may also be biology-related.

    5. Re:What happens when life IS found by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Comments like this just demonstrate how clueless many atheists are about others' beliefs. (I don't buy much of it either, but at least I know what I'm not buying.) Nowhere in the Torah, the Gospels and Epistles, the Quran, or any other holy scripture I'm aware of, does it say that there is no life outside this world. No contradiction means no problem. To most theists, the discovery of life on Mars would just be yet another example of the wonders of God's creation.

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    6. Re:What happens when life IS found by metlin · · Score: 1

      They will simply find a way around it and accomodate it, no matter what.

      Just because evolution is widely accepted today did not mean that the religions that preached otherwise went away, right?

      Also, some religions might argue that God did not create intelligent life out there, merely microbial life which is not of consequence and all that.

      Unless we have little green men with death rays landing up, religions will find a way to cover things up and move on. And even then, they will probably be branded agents of the devil/angels, or God's new creations to give mankind company.

      And ofcourse, religions like Hinduism, Buddhism and the like have no problems with little green men, so atleast half the world is not going to be bothered/affected by this.

      Its quite unfortunate, but religions will survive no matter what.

    7. Re:What happens when life IS found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I guess that would depend on whether it looks like it had a common origin to life on earth, or not (presumably it'd need some kind of chemically encoded development/inheritence mechanism, but having cellular chemisty close to that on earth would perhaps point to a common origin). If life elsewhere appeared to have developed indpendently, then at least it *ought* to make people rethink the creation myth. OTOH you have to be pretty much in major denial of most scientific findings to cling to it anyway, so maybe it wouldn't change too many minds.

    8. Re:What happens when life IS found by DiscoDave_25 · · Score: 1

      Because the Bible/Koran/etc doens't mention god creating life on other planets. Bear in mind that the puritanical victorian's dismissed fossils by saying "god put them there....... to catch non-believers" the suggestion being that they were a test of faith.

    9. Re:What happens when life IS found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because it doesn't interfere with your beliefs, doesn't mean it doesn't interfere with anyone else's. I'd suggest doing some digging in 16th century theological discussions about Native Americans and salvation before spouting off next time.

    10. Re:What happens when life IS found by snarkh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What exactly do you mean by the creation myth - why should the creation happen only on Earth and not elsewhere as well? I think most religions do not insist on literal interpretations of their texts.

      On the other hand extraterrestial intelligence would be a much thornier problem (as far as Christianity is concerned, in any case) - did the aliens have the original sin and redenmption, etc.

    11. Re:What happens when life IS found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never understood why people think that finding life on other planets would be a blow to religious people.

      The only people it would confuse would be those who believe in a literal interpretation of Genesis.

      If you do not know, the official position of the Catholic Church, for instance, is that Genesis is not literal truth, the Earth is not the center of the Universe and evolution is a fact.

      Given this, as a Catholic, it would be easy to believe that God, if he felt like it, created an effectively infinite number of worlds with a large percentage bearing life.

      After all, as a Catholic, I believe that God takes the time to know and love me as an individual and there are billions of people on Earth. I am sure such a God can divide his attention among billions of worlds with equal ease.

      Now, what about this sending His only Son thing? Well, again, an infinitely powerful being could be incarnated as many times and in as many places as He wants.

      I personally think that any living thing that we would consider intelligent and having a civilization would have gone through "the Fall". The Fall from grace and the departure from the Garden of Eden is (metaphorically, not literally) when humanity started thinking for themselves and went against God's plan. I see this as not running on instinct but thinking. Thinking is a bad thing for simple happiness but does bring us closer to what God is like. Unfortunately, thinking makes us responsible when we choose the wrong actions. We no longer have the excuse of ignorance. Any civilization would have gone through an equivalent step of "the Fall".

      Now Jesus may have come once to Earth or maybe he is busy off getting crucified ( or the equivalent) on every planet from here to the Andromeda galaxy and beyond.

      If he came once to Earth then those who believe in Him would need to bring his message to the rest of the Universe, just as it was brought from a corner of the Mediterranean to all of Europe and then to the rest of the Earth. Jesus did not visit every tribe of people on the Earth and He does not necessarily need to visit every planet for his message to reach there. (I for one would prefer for a Jesus or equivalent to have been incarnated on the other various civilized planets, otherwise the Earth is more important than other worlds).

      This whole "religion is imcompatible with life on other planets" idea ignores the other major religions such as Taoism, Buddism, Hinduism etc. From what I know of them having life on other planets would not contradict any of their teachings.

      Islam, I think puts Mohammed in a special place and his message would have to originate on Earth and spread outward. I do not think there could be multiple Mohammeds. I am not qualified to speak regarding the Jewish religion.

      In short, I think most sophisticated Christians and sophisticated believers in other religions would see life on other planets, as most discoveries of Science, is an example of the beauty and diversity of God's creation and a window onto the Creator's nature helping us understand Him (and ourselves) better.

    12. Re:What happens when life IS found by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 3, Informative

      >Because the Bible/Koran/etc doens't mention god creating life on other planets.

      Not in so many words, but there's a Quran verse which translates as something like "Glory to God, who has created the heavens and the earth and scattered life among them". The first Muslims probably read that as a reference to birds or angels, but it's easy enough to see that verse as compatible with the existence of extraterrestrial life.

    13. Re:What happens when life IS found by falsification · · Score: 2, Informative
      "And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd."

      John 10:16

    14. Re:What happens when life IS found by MrIrwin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ever read Descartes......Ergo et sum.

      Basiclly he hypothesis that god is the thing that is beyond that which we can comprehend around us.

      Therefore (My extrapolation of Decartes reasoning) until we can understand and control the creation of the universe there will always be room for "God".

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      And if you thought that was boring you obviously havn't read my Journal ;-)

    15. Re:What happens when life IS found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Little green men from the Red Planet - the religions will call it an affirmation of their belief, god obviously used the xmas colors.

    16. Re:What happens when life IS found by 3ryon · · Score: 1

      I find it very amusing that relgion evolves, which it undisputably does. Does that mean that anti-evolutionists are also anti-religion?

    17. Re:What happens when life IS found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Because the Bible/Koran/etc doens't mention god creating life on other planets.

      These scriptures don't mention God creating the Azores either. Nobody seemed to freak out when some sailor landed there.

    18. Re:What happens when life IS found by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Islam, I think puts Mohammed in a special place and his message would have to originate on Earth and spread outward. I do not think there could be multiple Mohammeds. I am not qualified to speak regarding the Jewish religion.

      [IANARabbi or even a Jew]

      Judaism is not (by its nature) an evangelical religion, so the idea of a "message" to all sentient beings doesn't really apply. It is somewhat Earth-specific, however. The basic principle of it is that G-d is the sole creator of the Universe, and has a special covenant with the children of Abraham. In this context, sentient Martians, Vulcans, etc. would be just another bunch of goyim along with the Greeks, Egyptians, Inuit, Chinese, etc. I don't think the discovery of alien life would be a problem, except perhaps to require revisiting the rules of the Torah to see how they apply (as Jewish rabbis have done many times over the centuries)... e.g. Is it kosher to eat Martian algae, or are they traif?

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    19. Re:What happens when life IS found by thoth · · Score: 1

      True, but what happens when/if intelligent life is found that worships a completely different omnipotent God?

      Holy scripture doesn't say there isn't life outside this world, but the whole thing becomes a train wreck if said intelligent life doesn't then observe the "same" religion.

      How exactly would theists rationalize this away? Err... omnipotent God saw fit to uh... manifest himself completely differently to "them". Or well... He uh... hadn't gotten around to "them" yet. I guess there is always the catch-all "He works in mysterious ways you can't possibly understand divine wisdom." That's worked for thousands of years when the questions get too good.

      This is all moot until intelligent life is discovered anyway.

    20. Re:What happens when life IS found by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      True, but what happens when/if intelligent life is found that worships a completely different omnipotent God?

      Haven't we already seen the answer to that, here on Earth?

      But you're right that intelligent alien life would present new theological problems, especially to the One True Way religions. Some would take the "many faces of God" approach and say that "ia!8&k/'4s" is just another name for "Jehovah" or "Allah". The fact that the Antareans aren't children of Adam and Eve might take the edge off the missionary reflex, though I wouldn't count on it. Original Sin doctrine itself would be the trickiest to reconcile... but current theory about the evolution of species is already a bigger threat to that, by insisting that suffering and death pre-dated the Fall of Adam by millions of years.

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    21. Re:What happens when life IS found by hak1du · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I will love to see the ramifications to the worlds religions when life is actually found. The fall-out will be grand. With some luck it will put into proper perspective all the in-fighting that has been caused by 'holy wars' over the centuries.

      If the discovery of a universe that is about a dozen billion light years large and a dozen billion years old, of 60ft cold-blooded monsters with banana-sized teeth, of nuclear fusion, of evolution, and of all that didn't change religion, the discovery of bacterial life on Mars won't either. In fact, most people will probably neither know or care about it.

    22. Re:What happens when life IS found by droleary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think most religions do not insist on literal interpretations of their texts.

      Worse, they tend to insist on interpretations by an approved "authority" within the religion. In short, they then make up shit like "the Earth is the center of the Universe" or "homosexuality is an abomination before God" or "aliens are Godless animals". Then someone comes along who isn't talking shit ("Earth Orbits Sun, says Galileo; "Your Own Priests Fucked Me" boys say) an instead of admitting a mistake of Godly proportions, the authorities covers things up and insists on a holy war to destroy the non-believers.

    23. Re:What happens when life IS found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Eloquent

    24. Re:What happens when life IS found by Crash+McBang · · Score: 1

      From the LDS Book of Moses, Chapter 1, verse 33:

      33 And worlds without number have I created; and I also created them for mine own purpose; and by the Son I created them, which is mine Only Begotten.

      34 And the first man of all men have I called Adam, which is many.

      35 But only an account of this earth, and the inhabitants thereof, give I unto you. For behold, there are many worlds that have passed away by the word of my power. And there are many that now stand, and innumerable are they unto man; but all things are numbered unto me, for they are mine and I know them.

      So maybe it won't be too much of a shock to some...

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    25. Re:What happens when life IS found by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      Buddhism, Jainism and Hinduism have always stated that life is everywhere and that Earth is just some insignificant little planet in a very big universe. Hindu scriptures even have space rockets in 'em. Seems like it's going to be a problem for the big 3 theisms of Judaism, Christianity and Islam that'll have the problems if anyone is going to.

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    26. Re:What happens when life IS found by hplasm · · Score: 1
      True, but what happens when/if intelligent life is found that worships a completely different omnipotent God?

      The Return of The Crusades.

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    27. Re:What happens when life IS found by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      They'll fight it first, because there are too many potential ramifications for other Science vs. Religion fights. 90% of Christians will have no problem accepting life on Mars, but the other 10% are very vocal, and will fight it every step of the way. We're already two centuries into the Evolution debate. The 90% pretty much wrote it off in the late 1800's, but the other 10% show no signs of shutting up yet.

    28. Re:What happens when life IS found by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out, however, that the existance of life on other worlds does point to several very deep theological questions for Christians;

      1. Does Original Sin apply to life froms not descended from Adam and Eve? If so, did they have their own Original Sin or did Original Sin apply to all life at once.

      2. Did the Christ's sacrifice count for all life or only life on Earth? Does the Messiah spend his time bouncing from planet to planet, redeeming life on each planet singly, or was the sacrifice necessary only once?

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    29. Re:What happens when life IS found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend *YOU* go and reread him. First, it's "Cogito, ergo sum". I think, therefor I am.

      Then he goes on to deduce that *only* your own existence can ever be assumed as certain.

      Back to the drawing board, or alternatively, philosophy 101.

    30. Re:What happens when life IS found by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      No contradiction means no problem.

      Comments like this demonstrate how clueless you are about the history of this question. Just because the Bible (or whathaveyou) is neutral on the existence of extraterrestrial life does NOT necessarily mean that there are no theological implications. Theologians and other interested parties have been arguing for centuries about what it would mean for their particular revealed religion. Just one example: did Christ die once, thereby saving all sentient beings, or did he need to die (or perhaps do something else, or nothing) on each world with intelligent life? If the latter, is our redemption event to be accorded any special significance over the rest? If the former, can aliens be "saved" if they weren't aware of Christ? How much of Christianity then is "accidental", specific to a terrestrial context, and how much is "universal"? YOU may think the answer to these questions is pretty obvious, or indeed irrelevant, but historically that wasn't so. Tom Paine used this sort of question in his Age of Reason as a reductio ad absurdum to ridicule revealed religion.

      A fantastic historical overview of this is Michael Crowe's The Extraterrestrial Life Debate, 1750-1900 ; it considers the debate generally but given the way the debate was often framed in this period, focuses a lot on (Christian) theology.

      PS For the record I'm an agnostic with strong atheistic tendencies, and I don't care myself one way or the other about what the implications are for religion ... but the debates are interesting.

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    31. Re:What happens when life IS found by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      None of which has any bearing on the topic at hand, which is the (hypothetical) discovery of bacteria on Mars. The theological implications of that would be trivial, which was my point. If you want to change the subject and talk about what if intelligent life were discovered, that's fine, but don't give me a pedantic lecture because what I said on this subject doesn't apply to that subject.

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    32. Re:What happens when life IS found by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Ok, so I went off on a big tangent/rant - sorry. But your logic is still flawed; just because the Bible doesn't talk about life on other worlds doesn't mean that there's no problem, because it could still implicitly contradict other Christian doctrines - just of the top of my head, the idea that animals were created to serve/be useful to man. What would be the use of a world full of animals orbiting Omicron Persei, that we will never get to utilise?

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  30. Aw great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now NASA will spend a quarter of a billion dollars to send a lit match to Mars

    1. Re:Aw great... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      For what? It won't burn. Mars doesn't have any free oxygen in its atmosphere.

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  31. Re:THIS IS JESUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    i always appreciate the props

  32. Methane is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ON TEH SPOKE.

  33. yep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'm sure they'll also find Saddam's weapons of ass destruction there too...

  34. Terraforming Mars? by kilogram · · Score: 5, Interesting

    According to this article at The Guardian, NASA is actually thinking of creating earth-like conditions on Mars. Will I get to visit Mars in my lifetime? My expiration date is sometime in the years around 2070.

    BTW, has anyone seen Red Planet?

    1. Re:Terraforming Mars? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      BTW, has anyone seen Red Planet?

      'Fraid so.

      Bad science.

      Bad writing.

      Bad movie.

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    2. Re:Terraforming Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terraforming Mars would take thousands of years. You don't create an Earth-like atmosphere in a century.

    3. Re:Terraforming Mars? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      sure you can...in fact you can create one in a matter of a few days.

      just load up a modified photon torpedo with the Genisis mechanism...launch it at a moon or other rocky planetoid and in a few days, you have a habitable planet.

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    4. Re:Terraforming Mars? by Cognitive+Dissident · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is one very important question to be answered if Mars is going to be terraformed and I have never seen anyone even ask it. We know that the smaller (and closer) moon is going to crash into the planet in 'a few thousand years' at the current rate of orbital decay. So what happens when we build up the atmosphere (assuming we find a way to do it) to many times its current density for human habitability? Isn't this inevitably going to increase the drag on that satellite? Figuring out how much it will increase the drag would seem to me a very important issue. We might make the thing crash in only a few centuries instead of millenia if we create an earth-like atmosphere on Mars. Millions of tons of rock crashing down on the surface will not be a 'plus' factor for habitability. Solutions to this problem could be as tricky as terraforming. Should we 'force' it to crash before terraforming? Or try to boost it further away? Or maybe it could be broken up and either crashed in smaller pieces or boosted away in smaller pieces.

    5. Re:Terraforming Mars? by WhiteBandit · · Score: 1

      Read The Case For Mars by Robert Zubrin. It speaks of how we could go about terraforming Mars, which is quite a complex process and would take *thousands* of years! It definitely isn't something that would happen overnight.

      In fact, even after terraforming Mars so that there is free oxygen in the atmosphere and the temperatures would be sufficient, there is still the problem of air pressure, which would be far to low to support walking around outside without the aid of at least an oxygen tank. In fact, his book concludes that it will probably never be possible to walk around Mars without the aid of some breathing device.

      (Though interestingly enough, certain plants would be able to do well, or so he says in his book.)

    6. Re:Terraforming Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With any luck, you'll get hit by a car and not reach your expiration date you flamming geek.

    7. Re:Terraforming Mars? by MrIrwin · · Score: 1
      I've heard of this somwhere before, I think.

      Is this the bit were we take all the politicians, lawayers, phone santizers and all other really essential people and bundle them in a spacecraft bound for the new planet.

      The rest of us are following on behind.......real soon now!

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    8. Re:Terraforming Mars? by Veramocor · · Score: 1

      Until the planet becomes unstable and explodes!

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    9. Re:Terraforming Mars? by Milo77 · · Score: 1

      I read this once before and I had a thought. I imagine a large piece of terraforming is going to be genetically engineering different plants and animals to be better suited to the more harsh environment. Further, I think that we are only going to become more and more skilled at manipulating the blueprints of life. I think a neat idea that arises out of this is genetically engineering an entire ecosystem for the martian environment. Why couldn't we also create an animal, derived from humans, with comparable intelligence and dexterity? In other words, we create the martians. Sooner or later another asteroid is going to come along and destroy all the knowledge we've accummulated, and for all we know the universe would be back to a relative square one with regard to intelligent life. I think we owe it the universe (and ourselves) to create a more robust intelligent life form to carry our legacy and knowledge forward.

      So, that's a really long way of saying that, while humans might not be able to breath the atmosphere on mars, maybe we could create a human derivative that could. Think of it as human species diversification. I believe terraforming is really only half the solution, and we need to attack the problem on both fronts and with an open mind.

    10. Re:Terraforming Mars? by linoleo · · Score: 1

      From here:

      Phobos's orbit is slowly decaying, spiraling in towards Mars, so that Martian tidal forces may overcome the satellite's own gravity and break Phobos up into a ring like Saturn's, perhaps within 50 million years. Deimos may, like our Moon, be slowly spiraling outward.

      I'd say your news of Phobos' imminent demise is greatly exaggerated. Before that happens we'll have used it as a counterweight for a Martian space elevator anyway.

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    11. Re:Terraforming Mars? by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Will I get to visit Mars in my lifetime? My expiration date is sometime in the years around 2070.

      Short answer: Maybe not you personally, but you'll likely see the first people who do.

      Assuming a cyclical pattern of history, I'd estimate that economic and political conditions will favor a boom in NASA or other U.S.-based space exploration between 2020-2040 or shortly thereafter. Of course, that assumes that the U.S. will be victorious in any conflicts that take place up through 2020. If it's not, move those estimates forward another 20 years or so.

      More relevant to you, how about the ESA? I don't really know how to classify where EU countries, taken as a whole, are right now in history. A pre-conflict time of unrest would be my best guess, making a big, expensive, non-defense-based, communal effort like manned space travel likely sometime in the 2030's to 2050's or so.

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  35. Karma whore / troll alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you have a triple appointment at University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Sidwell Friends School, and Michigan State University ...or you just did a Google search?

    1. Re:Karma whore / troll alert by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      Just a Google search - as much as the biological sciences interest me, 3D graphics is much more my scene.

  36. Myself, personally.. by scsirob · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. I think this stinks..

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    1. Re:Myself, personally.. by kps · · Score: 5, Informative

      Methane is actually odorless. What you smell are mercaptans, which are either biologically generated along with methane, or, in the case of commercial gas, deliberately added to make leaks noticable.

    2. Re:Myself, personally.. by d3m057h3n35 · · Score: 1

      Also sulfides, as well as butyric acid and derivatives thereof. Butyric acid really has a horrible, lingering smell, but interestingly enough, its ester (product of a reaction with an acid) smells like pineapple... Go figure.

  37. cant help by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    but wonder if this guy has anything to do with it.

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  38. Outgassing stopped 4B years ago? by craXORjack · · Score: 5, Interesting
    He added: "It's difficult to imagine that primordial methane [from geological activity] would continue outgassing for four billion years [the age of Mars]. This looks very intriguing."
    Is he assuming that geological activity stopped 4 billion years ago? I believe it used to be assumed that Mars core had cooled to a solid state long ago, but a NASA release just last year concluded that the core is indeed still molten. But maybe the crust has cooled so much and become so thick that there are no plate tectonics to break the surface and release primordial hydrocarbons.
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  39. A definite possibility of a firm maybe by ChiralSoftware · · Score: 1
    According to the article, "its presence could provide unequivocal proof"! That settles it for me.

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  40. We should searching for . . . by Nomihn0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    traces of Beano. That would be a sure sign of intelligent, carbon based life. . .

  41. MOD DOWN REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  42. Who cut the cheese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me thane? you thane? we all thane?

    WhatMeWorry!

  43. Re:MOD DOWN REDUNDANT by Space_Soldier · · Score: 0

    Shut the hell up, whith you redundant crap. I just meant to be funny. I wonder if the European rover died of a one fart too much:-)

  44. So Many Strong Inicators... by schnarff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...so little actual exploration happening now.

    Seriously, I applaud the efforts of the rovers and the orbiters. They're doing a lot of good science, and we should be proud of what they've shown us. But at the same time, human explorers could do so much more, for not a heck of a lot more money (this $1 Trillion price tag that's been floating around is bad journalism at its finest). I say that all of this good news should serve as impetuous to get people on the surface of the Red Planet as soon as possible!

    To all those people who worry about cross-contamination, come on...the two environments are so different, the chances that a microbe from one could survive in the other are basically nonexistent. Besides, it's been proven that unsterilized meteorites have been moving from one planet to another for several billion years now, so if cross-contamination was ever going to happen, it already would have.

    1. Re:So Many Strong Inicators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the radiation between the planets would kill anything anyways. I think it's the biggest fear against doing a long manned mission in space: 3 months to be exposed to the sun in all its fury. I'm not sure if they have any materials or solutions that can protect from that kind of radiation.

  45. More like proof of FAT life.... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone's gotta tell these aliens that if they wanna stay hidden they better stop farting.

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  46. You forgot one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In thane!

  47. Safety of sample return missions? by CreateWindowEx · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If we did find some sort of microbial life on Mars, how confident can we be in our ability to keep it from spreading to Earth until we understand how it works, especially given how even some terrestrial phenomena such as prions have only been identified recently? Any time two ecosystems that have disjoint for a long time come into contact, often one side will "win", such as the mass extinction of South American marsupials or the uncontrolled growth of rabbits in Australia. (I'm also concerned that we may have already contaminated Mars with earthborn bacteria).

    The lack of obvious artifacts on Mars makes me doubt that there is or probably has been any kind of sophisticated life, but there's still the chance that their microbes could kick our microbes' collective asses...

    I'd feel a little better if the first experiments were done remotely...

    1. Re:Safety of sample return missions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well. I have no directly relevant expertise to bring to bear on the subject. But consider, from common sense:

      - Mars is a hostile, shitty place to live. Mars fauna will have highly specialized metabolic processes. Probably efficient, but very, very slow, and very, very specialized.
      - Earth is an even more hostile place to live. Every organism has to compete with hundreds or thousands of others organisms.

      Could Mars fauna survive here, thrive even, to the point of wiping out native fauna? I think the chances are extremely remote -- to the point where accounting for them becomes foolish.

    2. Re:Safety of sample return missions? by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1

      "(I'm also concerned that we may have already contaminated Mars with earthborn bacteria)."

      They sterilized the rovers before blast-off. Even surgerey sometimes results in infection, but they did what they could.

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  48. Re:when asked if the methane was biological in ori by Tango42 · · Score: 1

    How reliable is that source? It seems like a very reckless thing to say at this stage, which makes me doubt he said it.

  49. It's Time, Then by d3m057h3n35 · · Score: 1

    Whether the origin of martian methane is biological, or due to some unknown chemical process, or whatever, I think that one thing is becoming clear: we must visit Mars, as soon as possible. If you detect water and methane on planet, it's time to go there and make sure. A rover/probe is all well and good, but sending scientists and a lab is well worth the exta expenditure (and risk). This should become a new priority.

  50. Methane on Mars? by napdawger42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here I thought all the methane was around Uranus....

  51. Re:Finding what one looks for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I know that even among Young-Earth Creationists there is a portion of good Scientists that have serious doubts about Biological Evolution as a sufficient explanation for the Origin of Man."

    Oh yeah? Name them.

    Outside of a few obvious crackpots, these Evolution doubters seems to exist only in anonymous references like this one. If you can name someone I actually care about, e.g., of Dick Feynman's stature, then you'll have my attention.

  52. Ha! by SeaDour · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the environmentalist groups will be up in arms over this, dedicating a new effort against whatever life may be on Mars for unwittingly adding more greenhouse gases to their atmosphere. "Save the Martian Ozone!!" they'll be chanting.

  53. Re:Finding what one looks for. by jfengel · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or are these guys using obscene amounts of public money to try to quelch public's doubts about the Biological Evolution Theory?

    Uh, yeah, pretty much. Thing is, if they wanted to lie, they could do it a lot more cheaply. The great thing about fake evidence is that you don't actually have to go all the way to Mars to get it.

    They have a lot of other motives, actually. They learn a lot about how things might work on Earth, from geology to biology to meteorology, for which we have few controls on earth. I can't say how many of them have explicitly in mind the disproof of creation theory, but the way science works is that if they uncover new evidence for evolution, it bolsters their theory. And if they uncover evidence against it, it puts the theory in serious jeopardy.

    Every scientific theory is provisional: if evidence comes up against it, then the theory must be amended or discarded. If the theory couldn't be disproved by evidence, it's not a very useful theory. A theory is useful only because it makes predictions. When the predictions come up against reality, the theory loses. If there isn't any way to disprove the theory, that means that there are no predictions being made, so the theory is pointless.

    The theory of evolution is a difficult one to test, because it's difficult to establish controls. There isn't any alternate-earth to poke at. About the best you can do is to say, "The theory predicts that life could evolve elsewhere", and hope you find it relatively quickly.

    (There are many other tests that can be done. The theory of evolution gots another nice boost from DNA, in that evolution claims you can trace ancestry through genetic similirities. But I digress.)

    What the trip to Mars might do is to help disprove a competing theory, the creation theory, at least those variants which claim that only Earth could ever have life. (Other versions don't rely on that assumption.) As long as the evolution theory holds, and other theories fail, we maintain it as provisionally true. Theories for which we see much evidence, such as the theory of gravity, we tend to speak of as simply "true" rather than "provisionally true", but the fact is that if an apple ever falls up we could chuck the theory of gravity, too.

  54. MARS... NEEDS... BOVINE... WOMEN... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a methane to this madness!

  55. Re:Finding what one looks for. by Tango42 · · Score: 1

    Since when has methane on mars had anything to do with evolution? If like could have come into being on Earth by other means, it could have come into being on Mars by the same means.

  56. Life on Mars, yeah right! by fuzzy12345 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Am I the only one who thinks that, given the very low probability of life on any given other planet, the chances of finding life on the only other planet we can get to right now are astronomically low?

    The cynic in me thinks that the folks at NASA are just raising the hopes of all those gullible people out there, to get more funding. Doing science that you know has a popular hook is one thing, but doing non-science as an excuse for cool engineering is inexcusable.

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    1. Re:Life on Mars, yeah right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Y'know, maybe the probability of life isn't that low. Sure, it gives us a warm fuzzy feeling that from all those billions and billions of star systems out there, only a handful of them have the perfect conditions to support life. As we look at more planets it may be revealed that life is pretty dogged and determined. Maybe it arises almost anywhere there's water and a bit of sun or lightning.

      Personally, I'm hoping that life is found on every hunk of rock we come across. It will destroy those notions that we are alone in the universe, and more importantly, remove the arrogance on humans towards the rest of the planet and maybe we'll treat it better.

      On the flip side, if we never find life then maybe it will still shock us enough that we take care of this little niche of ours.

    2. Re:Life on Mars, yeah right! by chmod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, IMNSHO it is much more likely that there would be life on Mars than any other planet, especially extra-solar (not in our solar system)

      Life tends to cluster, as the program of the same name graphically depicts. Mars is in many ways similar to earth and by virtue of this and it's proximity I would give it a significantly higher likelyhood of hosting life than planet "x"

      There is a notion that life on earth was seeded from an extra solar source, like a comet. Material from Mars has been found on earth, the inverse may be true as well as a result of comet and other impacts.

      A lot of thought has gone behind the notion of "Terraforming" Mars as well. The probability of success is not impossible.

      73

    3. Re:Life on Mars, yeah right! by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      there is life on mars right now....the only thing is that we brought it there :-)

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    4. Re:Life on Mars, yeah right! by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm hoping that life is found on every hunk of rock we come across. It will destroy those notions that we are alone in the universe, and more importantly, remove the arrogance on humans towards the rest of the planet and maybe we'll treat it better.

      On the flip side, if we never find life then maybe it will still shock us enough that we take care of this little niche of ours.


      Neither case is likely given history. Finding new territory has never led to "better care" of the homeland. Discovering or colonizing new land leads to the belief that there is more avilable. It is usually true.

      We currently have the technology and know how to colonize the whole of Mars. This progress will cement the capability/knowhow/tech to colonize bare space and/or the asteroid belt. The leassons and tech gained in these processes will lead to more clean tech here on Earth out of necessity and economic value.

      What has been shown to lead to better care of environmental concerns is for the given area to grow economically into a more prosperous society. As people are more prosperous they are more interested in non-survival things.

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  57. null by skot655 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Enough with the fart jokes already :\ Are you lot 9 years old?

    1. Re:null by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sorry, I often mistake Mars for Uranus!

  58. It wasn't me... by elFarto+the+2nd · · Score: 1

    ...I promise

    Regards
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  59. Re:Finding what one looks for. by leandrod · · Score: 1
    > They have a lot of other motives, actually

    Fair enough. What does irk me is that all this hype on life on Mars sounds too partisan to me, like trying to quelch doubts about received wisdom. Since I feel we're heading towards a new Dark Age, it does unsettle me.

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  60. Can somebody explain something? by sbaker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The article says that methane in the atmosphere would decay over a few hundred years - so something is continuously renewing it...and that something is very likely to be life. Furthermore, we know (I think) that these hypothetical Martian beasts would have to be living underground in some very salty water.

    OK - I can buy that - but I've been reading a bit about this subject - and I happened on this article:

    http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mystery_mo nd ay_040308.html ...which is talking about weird bacteria on Earth and how they manage to survive deep underground in salty water:

    "On Earth, organisms do thrive deep underground -- hundreds of feet below -- without a single ray of sunshine. They live off chemical energy instead, like methane or hydrogen produced in chemical interactions between water and rock."

    Wooaaahhh. Hold ON a minute. "methane ... produced in chemical interactions between water and rock" ???

    If methane can be produced between rock and water (eg: of the salty kind presumed to be found underground on Mars) then isn't the signature of 10 parts per billion of Methane in the atmosphere of Mars merely a further indication of underground water?

    That's not what the 'experts' are saying though. Clearly I'm missing something - but I don't understand what.

    Help?

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    1. Re:Can somebody explain something? by Angry+Toad · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I'm no geochemist, but it really seems to me like they're jumping the gun on this one. We *know* Mars had volcanic activity which can produce methane, and we don't know that there isn't any currently. We know **nothing** about life on Mars. Parsimony dictates that we presume geo(areo?)chemistry or volcanism until it can be clearly shown to be of another origin.

    2. Re:Can somebody explain something? by mecredis · · Score: 3, Informative
      It is not clear that your quotation (the link doesn't work BTW) is explicitly stating that methane is caused by chemical interactions between water and rock. It is very likely that that is what causes hydrogen. Think of the quote this way:
      They live off chemical energy instead, like (methane) or (hydrogen produced in chemical interactions between water and rock).
      And just because the organisms are living off methane, which is chemical energy, doesn't mean that the methane isn't created by other organisims.

      If you read the article, it seems that the general consensus by NASA is that its virtually impossible for methane to be created without an organic source.

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    3. Re:Can somebody explain something? by Shadowlore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wel we do have temperature measurements of Mars. If there is volcanic activity, we would see at a minimum the needed temperatures to power it. With a lack of requisite resulting temps, and no visible volcanic activity we could safely conclude it is tectonically/volcanicly not active.

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    4. Re:Can somebody explain something? by sbaker · · Score: 1

      (That link is broken because /. broke it - for some arcane reason they stick a space into the link to deliberately break it. Just remove the space between 'mond' and 'ay')

      I like your bracketing of that sentence. You could well be right - maybe hydrogen is produced in the reaction between water and rock - and one bunch of critters metabolise that into methane whilst the remainder live off the methane they produce.

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    5. Re:Can somebody explain something? by Angry+Toad · · Score: 1

      Point taken, but I was thinking more along the lines of fumaroles/hot vents/whatever they are called. Of course I'm hobbled here by my utter uselessness in geology/geochemistry, so I should probably just shut up. :)

    6. Re:Can somebody explain something? by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      I think, in warm and humid times a long time ago (in a galaxy far away) there was life on Mars but it has all died out. Now all that is left is a cold desert with oilfields and without oxygen it is difficult to burn off the escaping natural gas at the top of the wells.

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    7. Re:Can somebody explain something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a nearly-geochemist type of geologist, I cna maybe shed a bit of light on this.

      Methane can indeed be produced by water-rock interactions. The reaction of seawater with the basalts and peridotites of mid-ocean-ridges on Earth causes serpentinization of the igneous iron-magnesium silicates. One additional consequence is that water and carbon-bearing species can be reduced by Fe2+ in these silicates, producing as a trace by-product, methane and other reduced molecules/species.

      So, as long as you have an inexaustible (or continuously replenished) body of Fe2+ bearing rock, you might be able to produce traces of methane by altering it with water containing carbon species.

      This is where it all becomes tricky. On Earth, the ocean ridges, which are where most of this interaction occurs, are replenished by the creation of new ocean crust (ie volcanism).

      Methane is also produced from other rocks eg accretionary prism sediments. Here though, organic molectules, and maybe even bacterial action may be at least partly involved.

      Things are all very interconnected on our planet - it's dangerous to make assumptions that we know very much about these kind of things. I'd guess the same goes for Mars: simple assumtions that we know the only processes that can do things are likely to be wrong.

      Having said that - methane + oxygen in an atmosphere is pretty odd. James Lovelock said many years ago that that's what he'd be looking for as evidence of life on a planet....

  61. Everybody relax... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    We already know about the existance of buggalo on mars...

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  62. Looks like by StarfishOne · · Score: 0

    Looks like we can safely send some humans that way. I mean.. they do have fuel to get home now, don't they? ;)

  63. Re:Finding what one looks for. by leandrod · · Score: 1
    > Since when has methane on mars had anything to do with evolution?

    That's the connection I found not wise, and sound like proposed by the the poster's quotes on Wise People...

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  64. Re:Finding what one looks for. by BigBadBri · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Is it just me, or does a propensity to capitalise the first letter of otherwhise unremarkable nouns betray a certain amount of Religious Brainwashing as a Young Person?

    Personally, I think is shows that the thinking of such people is mired in early-Victorian (yes - that should be capitalised, as it refers to a person's name) anti-scientific religiosity, and that is why I ignore their outdated and almost universally derided opinions on the origins of life.

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  65. Two Words by CGP314 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Exponential growth.


    -Colin

    1. Re:Two Words by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 5, Informative

      Exponential growth is a best-case situation. In a harsh environment, bacteria replicate very slowly.
      It isn't the same, but studies of bacteria living far underground offer a good example. They are starved, tiny. Often less than a thousandth the size of a normal bacteria. Their metabolism is so slow that according to Sci Am they may have an average frequency of cell division of once a *century* or even less.
      Mars is even less hospitable. Far colder, far less water, and hardly more nutrients.

      It seems to me that if you're going to believe we managed that with the probes it also seems just as likely one could argue for earth bacteria having made it there long ago on meteors.

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    2. Re:Two Words by juhaz · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that if you're going to believe we managed that with the probes it also seems just as likely one could argue for earth bacteria having made it there long ago on meteors.

      That's probably quite a bit more likely than the probe case, there has been a shitload of meteors after all, and any hitchhikers they might've got had wayyyy more time to adapt.

      But wouldn't it be funny if the life on Earth first came from Mars, was killed by environmental changes, and now has lifted aboard probes back to home...

    3. Re:Two Words by falsification · · Score: 1

      So what are these bacteria growing at an exponetial rates using as their energy source? What do they eat? Martian dust?

    4. Re:Two Words by SB9876 · · Score: 1

      No doubt, our Evil Martian Microbe Ancestor Overlords 'arranged' for multicellular life to construct the spaceships necessary to retake their home planet and are presently massing to wipe us out now that we've carried out their nefarious plans!

    5. Re:Two Words by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 1

      Exponential fatality rate?

    6. Re:Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can feed through chemosynthesis

  66. What's the big deal about finding life? by mark-t · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Okay... I can understand it'd be a hugely big deal if we actually find E.T., and he's not only far more intelligent than us, but also stronger, cooler, and better looking!

    But what's the big deal with finding single-celled organisms on other planets? Are we in that dire a need of validation of theories about the origin of life on this planet that we're grasping blindly at the hope of "Is it here?" ... "What about here?"... "Let's try over here!"?

    Quite frankly, what difference does it really make how we got here? The important thing is that we *ARE* here... and while I won't deny the scientific importance of actually knowing our own history, I am completely at a loss as to how validation of certain theories regarding it would classify as anything even close to the "most significant discovery in the history of humanity".

    Personally, I'd think that label would really only deserve to go to the discovery of how to bring dead people back to life in a replicable manner (and I don't mean people whose hearts have merely stopped for a few minutes, I mean _really_ dead).

    1. Re:What's the big deal about finding life? by DiscoDave_25 · · Score: 1

      IMHO Biggest question of humanity thoughout (recent) history "Are we alone" So the answer would be one of the biggest discoveries yes. (and bringing dead people back to life is just silly, or Leviticus...)

    2. Re:What's the big deal about finding life? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Right, but the answer to the question "are we alone" isn't even begun to get answered by discovering simple organisms on Mars. All finding them proves is that life _CAN_ evolve on other worlds, but didn't we already theorize that was already recognzied statistically probable anyways? Yes, it validates the theory, but it hardly ranks as significant because it doesn't really change anything. The only way we will ever know the answer to that question "are we alone" is if we actually _meet_ an alien, and given what would likely happen to said creature if he were to ever arrive here (put into quarantine, biopsy after biopsy, experimentation, spacecraft probably taken apart piece by piece in the interests of scientific discovery, etc), I'd hardly blame ET for wanting to avoid this place if he's actually up there somewhere.

      btw, I was being a bit facetious when I talked about bringing the dead back to life, but remember, a thousand years ago the idea of a man walking on the moon was just as outrageous.

    3. Re:What's the big deal about finding life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to agree. AFA I see it, the human race is still much too barbaric for an intelligent lifeform to even consider approaching us. We can't even stop from killing each other; not to mention greed, wars, stupidity, etc! IMO, it would be best if we are -left- alone.

  67. It's just another proof... by Gislan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...that even martians farts sometimes

  68. atheist? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I never said that. Only that i know several religions around the world will be impacted by the discovery. ( as well as the general population when they learn we really aren't that unique in the grand scheme of things ).

    However, as many point out, they will just 'adapt' their view of the universe so that their 'faith' isn't effected.

    Sad really, if you have to adapt to keep things in check...

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    1. Re:atheist? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      ...they will just 'adapt' their view of the universe...

      When scientists do that, we call it "the scientific method". When species adapt, we call it "evolution". But when individuals with theological beliefs do it, you call it "sad". Your prejudices are showing. Spare us the unholier-than-thou attitude.

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  69. Re:What happens when life IS found - NOT A TROLL! by ah.clem · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is not a troll, you idiot. Maybe you don't like the content, but it is a valid comment. Read the Mod Guidelines before moderating and keep your own fucking superstitions/bias out of it. If you can't do that, don't moderate.

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  70. Re:Finding what one looks for. by DiscoDave_25 · · Score: 1

    Er no there spending public money to analyse the composition of the Martian atmosphere with particular reference (in this article) to methane detection. How does this go any way to quelching any doubts other than the eternal 'are we alone' question. And 'scientist' is an unusual spelling of priest wrt "Young-Earth creationist" (ignoring the 'scientists' with those $60 degree diplomas who always seem to pop up on religious TV)

  71. In space, no one can hear you by kalidasa · · Score: 0, Redundant

    fart.

  72. Has to be a hoax by unassimilatible · · Score: 1
    Martian atmosphere

    We all know there is no Martian atmosphere, or they wouldn't have built that nuclear atmosphere machine underground.

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  73. Don't pay any attention to this article by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    It's just a whole load of hot air...

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  74. It's called.... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Marthane :-)

  75. Why do you need scientists to have a lab? by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    How many robotic missions can we send, for the cost of a manned mission, there and BACK?

    1. Re:Why do you need scientists to have a lab? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I could go into the various experiments, etc, etc, etc, that human being could perform, the improvision factor and such. But I won't.

      The robot is in many ways like an automatated spam detection method, there are good ones, there are bad ones. And a 5yr old could a better job than the best of them cleaning out my inbox in the morning.

      A person or a robot is one question, but there is surely no question we need intelligence up there to take a good hands on close up look. And human intelligence still vastly surpasses software or hardware AI at this point.

    2. Re:Why do you need scientists to have a lab? by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      To do the same job? None.

      Scientists with a lab can alter their experiment based upon results obtianed. Reobots can only do a limited subset. Once you start even approaching getting close to robotic capability to do the same job, you have far exceeded cost and practicality of human interaction.

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  76. Re:when asked if the methane was biological in ori by Skjellifetti · · Score: 4, Insightful

    RTF whole quote:

    Asked whether the continual production of methane is strong evidence of a biological origin of the gas, Dr Mumma said: "I think it is, myself personally."

    He added: "It's difficult to imagine that primordial methane [from geological activity] would continue outgassing for four billion years [the age of Mars]. This looks very intriguing."


    Doesn't sound reckless to me. Sounds more like informed speculation.

  77. Re:Finding what one looks for. by leandrod · · Score: 1
    > does a propensity to capitalise the first letter of otherwhise unremarkable nouns betray a certain amount of Religious Brainwashing as a Young Person?

    Perhaps it just betrays a whim or some German influence... whatever, it is an ad hominem attack.

    > I ignore their outdated and almost universally derided opinions on the origins of life.

    (Lack of) Age and (lotsa) popularity are no indications of sanity of anything, much less scientific theories.

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  78. Re:Finding what one looks for. by leandrod · · Score: 1
    > there spending public money to analyse the composition of the Martian atmosphere with particular reference (in this article) to methane detection

    I haven't RTFineA. So I blame it on the poster.

    > How does this go any way to quelching any doubts

    My question precisely.

    > 'scientist' is an unusual spelling of priest wrt "Young-Earth creationist"

    Your prejudice. One do can be a scientist and yet doubt Biological Evolution as a sufficient theory of the origin of Man.

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  79. Wow! Spooky, Coz I Just Read THIS...! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dr Carol Rosin was the first woman corporate manager of Fairchild Industries and was spokesperson for Wernher Von Braun in the last years of his life. She founded the Institute for Security and Cooperation in Outer Space in Washington DC and has testified before Congress on many occasions about space based weapons. Von Braun revealed to Dr Rosin a plan to justify weapons in spaced based on hoaxing an extraterrestrial threat. She was also present at meetings in the '70s when the scenario for the Gulf War of the '90s was planned.
    As practically a deathbed speech, he educated me about those concepts and who the players were in this game. He gave me the responsibility, since he was dying, of continuing this effort to prevent the weaponization of outer space...

    When Wernher Von Braun was dying of cancer, he asked me to be his spokesperson, to appear on occasions when he was too ill to speak. I did this. What was most interesting to me was a repetitive sentence that he said to me over and over again during the approximately four years that I had the opportunity to work with him.

    He said the strategy that was being used to educate the public and decision makers was to use scare tactics That was how we identify an enemy. The strategy that Wernher Von Braun taught me was that first the Russians are going to be considered to be the enemy. In fact, in 1974, they were the enemy, the identified enemy. We were told that they had "killer satellites". We were told that they were coming to get us and control us-that they were "Commies."

    Then terrorists would be identified, and that was soon to follow. We heard a lot about terrorism. Then we were going to identify third-world country "crazies." We now call them Nations of Concern. But he said that would be the third enemy against whom we would build space-based weapons.

    The next enemy was asteroids. Now, at this point he kind of chuckled the first time he said it.

    Asteroids- against asteroids we are going to build space-based weapons.

    And the funniest one of all was what he called aliens, extraterrestrials. That would be the final scare. And over and over and over during the four years that I knew him and was giving speeches for him, he would bring up that last card.

    "And remember Carol, the last card is the alien card. We are going to have to build space-based weapons against aliens and all of it is a lie."

    I think I was too naive at that time to know the seriousness of the nature of the spin that was being put on the system. And now, the pieces are starting to fall into place. We are building a space-based weapons system on a premise that is a lie, a spin. Wernher Von Braun was trying to hint that to me back in the early 70's and right up until the moment when he died in 1977.

  80. The search for life by the_thunderbird · · Score: 1

    ends up in hundreds of millions of little creatures letting rip!! Oh the horror!!

  81. Just Swamp Gas by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Sure, there have been allegations of UFOs on Mars. But multiple news sources have carried that Martian Air Force Denials that they're real - just harmless weather balloons. These reports suggest that the real explanation may in fact be swamp gas. Either way, there's no evidence of intelligent life on nearby planets.

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  82. Conspiracy theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They sneaked a tank of methane onto the lander and released its contents upon landing, just to make sure there continues to be a budget for future Mars exploration.

    (ducks)

  83. Re:Finding what one looks for. by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    What is it about the process of debate that precludes an ad-hominem attack?

    If the messenger is bearing a mistaken message, in a manner that invites ridicule, then what, precisely, is wrong with taking the piss (that's modern English for ad-hominem, and much closer to the truth than trying to use Latin phrases without a sense of what is really meant)?

    If it was German influence, then the proper course (which I understand is less popular these days than when I learnt German 20-odd years ago) is to capitalise each noun, not just some.

    If it's a whim, then by all means indulge yourself, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

    And as for age and popularity, 150 years without any evidence to the contrary tends to lead to popularity, while a couple of thousand years of theological squirming and avoidance of evidence leads to the rejection of some silly beliefs by the majority of thinking people.

    Help me to understand - if you have the necessary brainpower to be a DBA, sysadmin, etc., then why do you feel the need to hold to a belief system that is palpably inane? Why not concentrate on the facets of that system that remain applicable to the modern world, and will remain so for as long as people are people?

    Love, hope and charity - forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those..., blessed are the meek, etc. etc. are all universally applicable, and will ever be so.

    Holding to a creation myth that was only finally invented itself during the exile of the priests in Babylon will only serve to dilute the good and moral message that was brought by a good and moral man and his followers.

    Believe in a single god if you will, but do not mistake the rantings of priests for a universal truth, for that way leads only to intellectual stagnation.

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  84. planet earth shrouded in eye gas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe it just smells that way here for some of US?

    lookout bullow. don't count on the life0cidal corepirate nazi felon execrable moon/mars/bars shot, or even the fraudulent fairytail payper liesense stock makup 'economIE' (poorest over use/abuse of that word ever imagined), to pool us out of this won?

    all is not lost.

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators.... unlimited fuel for the mind/body/spirit. see you there?

  85. Why now? by synthrabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If these new findings weren't found by the rovers, why has this just now been discovered? One of the sources of the discovery was from earth. Is it because mars has been so close to earth recently? No mention of this in the story.

  86. Pull her finger. by ayeco · · Score: 1

    My wife has PLENTY of gas (she farts more than I do). Let's send her there and she can add to it.

  87. Re:Finding what one looks for. by leandrod · · Score: 1
    > What is it about the process of debate that precludes an ad-hominem attack?

    It proves nothing.

    > 150 years without any evidence to the contrary

    Simply not true. You seem not to have read anything by reasonable Evolution doubters lately, which is to be expected given current obscurantism.

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  88. Sure, bue sheer weight of numbers by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    makes it silly, IMO, to rush right oa manned mission. Manned mimssins require that extra 10% of reliabilty that adds an order of magnitude or more to the cost. A 150 pound person, with life suport for a coupe years, and mehcanisms for return, adds exonenetialy to teh weight of the missin, and therefoe the amount of stuff we can send, or the cost of assembbling this to send it. If we can send 100 90%-reliable missions for the cost of one 95%-reliable manned mission (and ai'm basically dreaming at these numbers; reality is much lower than that), we can learn a shitload more before committing ourselves to what is likely to be a one-off (for a good long time anyway) missin that may or may not have the materials necessary to modify the mission on teh ground if we see somethig interesting,and that basically kills the budget and missins if it fails. One majpor advantage of robotic missions is that redundancy is relatively cheap. That alone is sufficient argument to do the early sets of missions via robotics. We arent to teh pitn yet of justifying a manned mission, with its inherent limitatins.

    1. Re:Sure, bue sheer weight of numbers by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how much more it costs to send 20 robotic missions before the manned mission, instead of settling for a couple robotic missions.

      Knowing that the robots have basically already told us what they are going to and just send the manned mission from the get? We are far far more cautious than we need to be for a manned mission on the robotic missions. Most of those dollars you speak of already going into redudant testing we don't really need to do. NASA is notorious for it.

  89. damn! sorry 'bout the typos. by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    next time, I preview first.

  90. Well... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    ...pull my finger, and I'll tell ya. =)

    Weaselmancer

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  91. More like public relations by Blethrow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Public interest in Mars == greater support for NASA funding. The public doesn't care about rocks, they want to hear about life. So, to keep the public interested, NASA is now couching everything in terms of discovering life. You're not being 'eased into acceptance' of the idea of life there due to some slowly uncovering conspiracy, but rather because it's in their best interest for you to be excited about the idea of life there. It's PR spin, pure and simple.

  92. But dont forget, you have to get humans to mars, by Intraloper · · Score: 1

    and back. Along with the weight, cost and complexity of life support there, during, and back. Along with the orders of magnitude higher cost imposed by the reliability required to send a human, as opposed to a machine: A 95% reliable mission is much, much, much more expensive than an 80% reliable mission, and we aren't even running that high with our mars unmanned missions. Why jump right to a high-cost, high-risk, lots of eggs in one basket manned mission when we can continue to learn so much with multiple unmanned missions, many of them, for a lot less cost, and apply the accrued knowledge to an eventual manned mission. IMO, it isnt time yet.

  93. Article description misleading by Kupek · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the slashdot article description:
    The leader of the ground based astronomy team, Michael Mumma of the Goddard Space Flight Center, when asked if the methane was biological in origin, said 'I think it is, myself personally.'"
    From the article:
    Asked whether the continual production of methane is strong evidence of a biological origin of the gas, Dr Mumma said: "I think it is, myself personally."
    Dr. Mumma did not say he thinks the continual production of methane gas is necessarily biological in origin, but that it is strong evidence that it is biological in origin. Sublte difference in wording, but I think the difference in semantics is significant.

    With that said, this certainly is exciting news.
  94. Possibilities and problems by rshoger · · Score: 1

    With all of the initial excitement surrounding possible discoveries of life on other planets, I wonder if the dangers in having this knowledge will be thought out by our space invaders. Look around at our world and what we as a species have done to this planet in a mere 8000 or so years, can we be so sure that our touch will not have the same result on another planet? Perhaps these initial signs of life, and what may be beginning steps of an evolutionary proccess (or the middle, or the end(if you think of it as linear)) will some how be fouled, or even stifled by our intrusion upon it-I mean I can't see our world's governments sitting on their haunchs and not attempting some kind of observation or capitalization which has the extreme possibility of upsetting a balanced and private ecosystem. Looking at it from a Douglas Adam's perspective: already the treads of our landers could have ran their wheels over the heads of the Adam and Eve of a primordial garden of Eden (however that would be a great preemptive strike against martian invaders).

  95. Humans to Mars? Not yet. by jjo · · Score: 1

    While we certainly will send humans to Mars at some point, now is not the time. The cost of human spaceflight is not a small increment over the cost of a robotic mission, but a massive multiple of cost. Given this, it makes sense to have several more robotic missions to learn as much as we can before sending people.

    Besides, in less than 15 years we might have a functioning Space Elevator that would make our current method of getting to space (strapping people onto a glorified Roman Candle) seem barbaric as well as wasteful. Rather than rush into spending vast sums for a follow-on Shuttle as a component of a Mars mission, it would make more sense to step back and consider what the optimal technology for space travel will be in the next 30 years, rather than just assuming that the only thing we can do is continue tweaking the same technology Robert Goddard was using in the 1930's.

    I believe the human exploration of Mars will come, but it will come after improvements in space transport technology have vastly reduced both the expense and risk involved in space travel.

  96. Proving Native Life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    If there turns out to be life on Mars, the best way to go about proving that this life was not carried from Earth by space probes would be very easy.

    All one would have to do is study the DNA structure of the Martian life. There would be stark differences between Martian life DNA and Earth life DNA. The best analogy of this I can put forward would be one dealing with snowflakes. On the base level snowflakes are exactly the same thing. They form the same way, and are made of the exact same stuff (ice), but the key difference here is that while there are many similarities, no two snowflakes are exactly the same.

    While the base similarities would be the same, there would be sufficient differences in Martian microbe DNA to say with absolute resolve that "These are not Earth bacteria!"

    1. Re:Proving Native Life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the statement that 'no two snowflakes are identical' is false. Theres just a very small chance of finding two with identical structures. (I don't know, maybe 1 in a billion or a trillion) However, a hell of a lot of snowflakes must have fallen over time, so at least 2 must have been identical.

  97. Re:Finding what one looks for. by Blethrow · · Score: 1

    I haven't lately read anything by any 'reasonable' holocaust doubters or moon-landing doubters either, and for the same reason. There aren't any.

  98. NASA's plan for if they DID find life by bear_phillips · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Doesn't NASA have a plan for about any contigency? Anyone know what there plan is if they DO find life on Mars? Do they go public? Do they only tell the president? Going to the far fetched. What are the odds that NASA had some time of plan (at least on paper) on how to handle seeing an ET with the rovers?

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    1. Re:NASA's plan for if they DID find life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering Bush's religious views, if I were NASA he'd be the last person I'd tell - he'd probably declare war on Mars.

    2. Re:NASA's plan for if they DID find life by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      What are the odds that NASA had some time of plan (at least on paper) on how to handle seeing an ET with the rovers?

      The only kind of ET there is any posibility of seeing on Mars would be the kind that you see through a microscope. I don't think you need much of plan to deal with that situation beyond a press conference.

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  99. exponential growth by hak1du · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Exponential growth is a best-case situation. In a harsh environment, bacteria replicate very slowly.

    Whether they divide once every century or once ever 20 minutes, their growth is still exponential. Biological systems only stop growing exponentially once there is serious competition for resources or space.

  100. Re:Finding what one looks for. by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    OK - give me some links to these 'reasonable doubters' of evolution.

    I promise to read them faithfully, critically, and honestly.

    If they are truly reasonable, that should be enough to convince me.

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  101. Re:Finding what one looks for. by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    Please don't presume to be on the same side of the fence as me if you assert that there are no reasonable doubts about the so-called holocaust.

    There are, in fact, reasonable doubts about the intent and the extent of what is now called the holocaust, and it is only the current orthodoxy that rails against such doubters, as though holocaust-affirmation is a necessary act of faith in todays world.

    Your orthodoxy is as offensive to me as the orthodoxy that denies evolution against all the evidence.

    Moon landing doubters, now - there's a different class of lunatics.

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  102. no, it's not by hak1du · · Score: 1

    but sending scientists and a lab is well worth the exta expenditure (and risk)

    Sending a single manned mission would easily cost between 100 and 1000 times of what an unmanned mission costs. I venture to say that we get a lot more data out of 100+ robotic probes than out of a single manned mission.

    Furthermore, if we wanted to send a general-purpose chemical lab, we could do so on a robotic mission. That is something to be considered. But there is no need to send people: they are useless and expensive.

  103. Re:MOD DOWN REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't funny though, it was redundant as my fellow AC wrote. What's the problem here?

  104. Re:Finding what one looks for. by Blethrow · · Score: 1

    I was refering to the 'nope-never-hapened', Turner Diary reading crowd. I don't suppose you are aligning yourself with them, are you?

  105. Bitch by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stop milking other people's jokes.

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  106. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because my mod points mysteriously disappeared.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, is there a mod category "+1, Not following the conversation"?

  107. What would be so unusual about life on Mars? by aauu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We have found a number of meteorites that are of martian origin. There should be a similar number of Earth origin meteorites on Mars. Mars had surface water at various times. Earth life has most likely already been planted. I would not be suprised if any place in the solar system that has liquid water already has forms of life derived from Earth. Show me life on another star system.

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  108. Methane by WarrDogg · · Score: 1

    I farted.

  109. This reminds me of Tom Gold by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1

    I don't know if anyone remembers, but a fellow named Tom Gold -- part respected physicist, part alleged nutcase -- wrote a book a while back (can't find it on Google) about the Earth's core being made in part of non-biologically-originated hydrocarbons. His most recent one postulates that there is a fair amount of bacterial life down in the nether regions of the earth's crust.

    DISCLAIMER: I do not personally have an opinion of his view, being ignorant of geology. /DISCLAIMER

    I wonder what he would make of a methane discovery on Mars?

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    1. Re:This reminds me of Tom Gold by craXORjack · · Score: 1
      I don't know if anyone remembers, but a fellow named Tom Gold -- part respected physicist, part alleged nutcase -- wrote a book a while back (can't find it on Google) about the Earth's core being made in part of non-biologically-originated hydrocarbons. His most recent one postulates that there is a fair amount of bacterial life down in the nether regions of the earth's crust.

      We know there is life at least several kilometers down in solid rock. This is proven from core samples taken to that depth. We don't know how the organisms got that deep or whether some as yet undiscovered strain creates hydrocarbon chains from whatever raw materials are in the water in the cavities of that rock. We know of some organisms that can live on sulphur which may have seeped down in the cracks but how do you make oil from sulpher? Also the metabolism of such an organism has to be extremely slow or it would run out of food and die before fresh nutrients filtered down to it. However, IANAG nor am I a biologist so I'll wait for the experts to find proof.

      I wonder though if Tom Gold has thought about this: the kudzu plant was brought to the Southern US states from Japan I believe to stop erosion. However its native environment was cold and not as hospitable. Now kudzu grows like mad in most southern states. It can grow 1-2 feet in a single day! It's literally out of control. Now imagine bringing up a microbe which is used to living in an anemic environment. It uses every iota of chemical energy it can derive from its surroundings to multiply at least once before it dies or its species would have died out eons ago. Its waste is hydrocarbons. What would happen if it got loose on the surface? Our world might seem like a never-ending banquet to it. It could be the bacterial kudzu from Hell. I'm not too worried about it, but it would make a good sci-fi novel, eh?

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  110. Vindication of James Lovelock ? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 3, Informative

    James Lovelock was the guy who invented the current notion of 'Gaia'. Whether you agree or disagree with that idea I think you'll find the origin of it interesting. He was hired by JPL to devise ways of finding life on Mars. So he asked the question: How could we tell there is life on Earth ? And being a chemist he concluded the atmosphere is a dead giveaway. The oxygen in the air indicates life, so with a powerful telescope (he actually wanted to build a 1,000 inch scope to find life on the planets via atmosphere chemistry) you could find if life existed. His argument was not to look just for oxygen but to find if the atmosphere was far from chemical equilibrium ... that would be the telltale sign. Needless to say NASA was not impressed with the idea that they didn't really need to go to Mars to tell if life was there.

    Here is one link. Doubtless there are others.

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  111. The fallout will be ZERO. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    There will be not much significance if we prove that life once existed on Mars or is existing there now.

    Most serious scientist have predicted such a discovery and leaders of the major religions (Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, and a few others) will probably say that this is proof of a great design by a higher Supreme Being. It's some of the small xenophobic religious sects that I DO worry about, though.

    I think if you've read Carl Sagan's novel Contact you can get some idea of what the ramifications of such a discovery does to the human race.

  112. Mmmm Volcano. by SteveXE · · Score: 1

    Ive always wanted to live in an active volcano, send me and all the sports illustrated swim suit models right now and we will start the project.

  113. Mars is treating on thin ice... by vandan · · Score: 1

    Methane, eh?
    They can probably get away with that for now.
    But if someone discovers oil under the surface, well, they'd better get ready for regime change!

  114. Water Confirmed in 1976 by i1984 · · Score: 1

    A lot of people seem to be forgetting that as of the mid-1970s we knew there was once liquid water on Mars thanks to pictures beamed back by the Viking probes. These images very clearly show channels and streamlined features that would have only been created by liquid water moving on the surface of Mars. (There was also more ambiguous evidence of flowing groundwater, but that doesn't detract from the strength of evidence for other observed features being created by moving surface water.)

    The interesting questions were how long the water had water existed on the surface (was the flooding episodic, or was mars generally damp for a long time), when did the climate cease to be able to support widespread liquid water, where did the water go, and was there ever life?

    The current probes confirm our earlier analysis: there was once liquid water on the surface of Mars, but this is scarcely news. (It would have been much more surprising if they showed water didn't once exist on Mars.) The probes presently exploring Mars have, however, gone much further than simply confirming the presence of liquid water in the Martian past; they have shown that the water that once flowed there wasn't just temporarily liberated by catastrophic events like meteorite impacts, but had to have remained liquid on the surface for quite some time. Standing bodies of water formed the intruiging geologic formations observed by the Opportunity rover, and have important implications for understanding the ancient Martian climate...in addition to increasing the likelihood that life could have once thrived there.

    So if scientists are speaking up more about the possibility that Mars might have harbored, or might still harbor, life, it's probably because we're slowly accumulating a more interesting body of evidence. I don't perceive any big coverup, just many new discoveries.

    As for detecting methane in the atmosphere, we've probably never previously detected it because the instrumentation with the resolution needed to detect it hasn't previously been flown to Mars, and it's difficult (but clearly not impossible) to make similar measurements from Earth. The tone of the article suggests that people have been trying to detect methane before this, but have only recently succeeded, which isn't too surprising given the thing that we were trying to detect exists at only about 10.5 parts per billion.

  115. Re:Finding what one looks for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are, in fact, reasonable doubts about the intent and the extent of what is now called the holocaust...

    Yeah, like did the Nazis intend to kill 6 million people or did they mean to stop at 4 million and just miscounted? There may be historical questions about the minute details, but the broad outlines of the Holocaust are pretty clear.

  116. obligatorily pedantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You meant their data seem to be noisy.

  117. myself personally by kguilber · · Score: 0

    department of redundancy department, pleace wait and hold. sorry, please dont troll me :)

  118. Re:when asked if the methane was biological in ori by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

    "I think it is, myself personally"

    What did he use, the Professors smelloscope?

  119. What do you think the surface is like? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Well then, I guess that weird powdery substance we landed on is a bed of fresh Earth microbes covering the plant from Viking!!

    If some earth carried bacteria were to survive, where would it survive? Possibly in some sheltered nook, or tucked under a rock when we went to scoop something. In that case the resources and/or space for the organism to work with is so small that I would say calling it exponential might be a mistake, can you really call two generations before maxing out resources "exponential" growth?

    Plus of course the organisms are competing for each others space, so some are bound to loose out - just like Conway's life. You don't get cells spilling out of the monitor, you get bursts and die-off. Such is the way of life in a very inhospitable constrained space.

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    1. Re:What do you think the surface is like? by hak1du · · Score: 1

      If some earth carried bacteria were to survive, where would it survive? Possibly in some sheltered nook, or tucked under a rock when we went to scoop something. In that case the resources and/or space for the organism to work with is so small that I would say calling it exponential might be a mistake, can you really call two generations before maxing out resources "exponential" growth?

      I seriously doubt it would "max out" after two generations. You have an entire planet to colonize, slow growth rates, and at most a handful of initial organisms. There is a lot more room on Mars than for 24 bacteria.

    2. Re:What do you think the surface is like? by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      You did miss the point.
      The constraints of environment quite easily limit exponential growth.
      If an organism replicates once per century, in an environment that it can barely survive in, it may barely be able to break even, population wise.
      And as person you replied to points out, probably most of the planet is severely lacking in the requisites for life.

      And anyway, replicating once per century is not going to take over a planet any time soon, even assuming no loss of bacterial life, given when the first probes arrived on Mars.

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  120. Re: No - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, that means anti-evolutionints failed to evolve...

  121. Well, we all know now what E.T was saying. by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    He was telling us to pull his finger.

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  122. Pigs on mars by tgraupmann · · Score: 1

    So now we know that Pigs came from Mars. And it was the fart that killed the dinosaurs.

  123. Superhero by Mr.T1 · · Score: 1

    After Superman, Mars might be the home of our next galactic superhero:
    Mr Methane

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  124. Re:What are you on? by botzi · · Score: 1

    The question should *ALWAYS* be has anyone READ Red Mars. I'm absolutely shocked that on a /. discussion about mars terraforming there still isn't a single link to Kim Stanley Robinson's (Red/Blue/Green)Mars series. Not the worse read around for sure.

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  125. Re:when asked if the methane was biological in ori by Karapet · · Score: 1

    Actually, the methane is almost certainly primordial and has nothing at all to do with life, not even life as we don't know it! If not, then Jupiter, Saturn etc. must be awash with microorganisms. Methanogenic bacteria down here on planet Earth work by converting organic matter to CO2 in the absence of oxygen and are as such advanced organisms. So no methanogenic bacteria could evolve until life had already provided them with something to eat. Their predecessors, still to be found around deep ocean vents etc., convert primordial methane to water and CO2 by reducing e.g. iron oxide. The fact that the red planet is RED (oxidised iron), suggests that these bacteria just aren't there, otherwise it would be the BLACK planet. So people, the presence of methane in the Martian atmosphere just means that Mars is a chilly oxygen-free planet. Of course the NASA folks know this, but they need to make sure their budgets are approved and since the SETI programme hasn't brought any solace to members of the "we-are-not-alone" club and rockets cost money, a politically viable campaign had to be launched. Therefore a warm welcome to the Search for Extraterrestrial Life endeavour.

  126. Re:Finding what one looks for. by leandrod · · Score: 1
    > for the same reason. There aren't any.

    A very fashionable and socially safe prejudice. Comfortable and cozy in fact.

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  127. Re:Finding what one looks for. by leandrod · · Score: 1
    > give me some links to these 'reasonable doubters' of evolution.

    Long time no read, will look for and post later, hope soon.

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  128. James Lovelock found differently. by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Several Decades ago, Dr. James Lovelock wrote:

    "we examined atmospheric evidence from the infrared astronomy of Mars. We compared this evidence with that available about the sources and sinks of the gases in the atmosphere of the one planet we knew bore life, Earth. We found an astonishing difference between the two atmospheres. Mars was close to chemical equilibrium and dominated by carbon dioxide, but the Earth was in a state of deep chemical disequilibrium. In our atmosphere carbon dioxide is a mere trace gas. The coexistence of abundant oxygen with methane and other reactive gases, is a condition that would be impossible on a lifeless planet. Even the abundant nitrogen and water are difficult to explain by geochemistry. No such anomalies are present in the atmospheres of Mars or Venus; their existence in the Earth's atmosphere signals the presence of living organisms at the surface. Sadly, we concluded, Mars was probably lifeless."

    So what's changed? Is the methane a trace that Lovelock's instruments couldn't pick up? Did he discount it as too small to be significant? Or did he discount it because there was no free oxygen?

    Or did the bacteria arrive since then on one of our probes?
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  129. Re:when asked if the methane was biological in ori by Tango42 · · Score: 1

    If he were talking to scientists, then yes, informed speculation is a good description, but saying something like that to the media is just going to create a frenzy.

  130. Extinction of the martians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, this is what happened.

    1. Martians had a thriving civilisation
    2. Martians ate alot of junk food.
    3. Martians farted alot.
    4. Martians decreased in population due to heart disease and lack of air.
    5. Martians went extinct - no oxygene left, only methane.
    6. Martian electronics short circuited and set of a planetary methane explotion, delivering rubble all over the planet.

    I have PROOF for this; there is rubble all over the planet!!!

  131. Just Zippo(TM)? by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

    Does it have to be a Zippo brand lighter or would a non-trendy, non-overpriced, non-wind-proof... oh... nevermind.

    1. Re:Just Zippo(TM)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zippos sure are popular. 95% of the time it's a zippo in a movie and not something else. They aren't all that tough, though. Also they seem kind of cheaply made.

      It almost makes me wanna go have my own custom lighter machined from stainless steel. A 1.5mm thick can.. yea..

  132. message from thefart.com admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Respect my authority! Methane gas, though a frequent ingredient of gaseous matter - is by no means a significant contributor to the octane of flatulent fuel. Its measures in human farts is residual (despite its ability to pyrotechnically impress us)

  133. Meth on Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, how big can the difference between methane and meth be? Three characters at most. And considering there are as of yet no drug laws on Mars, I predict a huge exodus of twitching people to Mars any time now. And everyone will be happy, including the tweakers on Mars going "whoa man, this shit is lethal!" "Yeah I know, and it's all over the planet!"

    *twitch*

  134. Re:Methane on Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That does it. We need to change the name of that planet to end that stupid joke once and for all.

    Anyone have any suggestions for the new name?

  135. Bacterial biomineralization by core+plexus · · Score: 1
    From a short article: Bacterial biomineralization, as it's known among the experts, has been observed in other places and for other minerals. In fact, bacterial abilities to precipitate metals from solution have been used in some very high-tech contemporary methods of treating polluted water. It's even been appreciated that some bacteria can precipitate gold. Watterson himself had found that the spore coats of another bacterial breed serve as nuclei for luring gold out of solution in broths of gold chloride.

    Exactly what happened to cause Alaska's placer-building bugs to build up a gold molecule at a time isn't certain. Grossly oversimplified---and I certainly hope no chemist reads this---the metabolic products exuded by the bacteria interact with compounds in the environment virtually an electron at a time. So to speak, the bugs sweat solid gold. Others think the process may have had another purpose. British chemist Steven Mann speculates that the bacteria could be using "gold complexes...as terminal electron acceptors. If so, then this would be a novel form of energy transduction in anaerobic respiration"---that is, the gold buildup was an important part of the bacteria's life processes, not just a waste product like the crust of salt on an athlete's drying skin. And, here is more on the subject.

    -cp-