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Head Of Homeland Cybersecurity Named

ziggy_zero writes "Security software industry veteran Amit Yoran is expected to be named the new head of federal cybersecurity by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on Tuesday. The DHS is also partnering with CERT to form the "US-CERT" cyber-attack coordination center, coordinating efforts to fight cyber-attacks, worms, etc."

194 comments

  1. Any results? by llZENll · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Homeland security is a great idea, but there hasn't been much as far as actual results yet. We need some stats on how many threats they found/evaded, or is there this info available already?

    1. Re:Any results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Results? Everybody's a terrorist now, how can they not get results?

    2. Re:Any results? by Urantian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gee. I thought that's what the new "Threat Matrix" show was all about... so we could get a first-hand look at the DHS in action!

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    3. Re:Any results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's probably classified, in the name of homeland security.

    4. Re:Any results? by EinarH · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Homeland security is a great idea, but there hasn't been much as far as actual results yet. We need some stats on how many threats they found/evaded, or is there this info available already?

      This is a catch 22.

      If someone ever where to make a in-depth study on wheter DHS works as intended this report would be classified and not avilable to the general public. If someone found out that DHS can't protect USA against a major terror attack DHS would not want the terrorist to know this.

      So you will never know for sure if DHS works or not. That is until someone launch their major terrorist attack off course.

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    5. Re:Any results? by TLouden · · Score: 1

      if they made it available and gave honest stats they'd be commiting political suiside. The numbers can't look good because they still have not caught me!

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    6. Re:Any results? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The assumption and constant media attention that DHS is entirely about terrorist threats is probably the biggest PR blunder behind people's lack of faith or even understanding of what DHS actually is. The Government Accounting Office is the research arm of Congress and has a large number of reports on the progress, or lack thereof, of DHS. However, it is not just "we caught three terrorists" as that is not all that is behind DHS, which covers everything from issues of immigration to natural disasters. It is a department more complex than anything ever attempted by any government in history, so don't expect the analysis of its effectiveness to be simple. Because DHS is all about communication between existing departments from local to federal, the majority of criticism is simply about effective communication.

      The best starting point is here:

      http://www.gao.gov/homelandsecurity.html

      If you want simple anwsers, watch Fox News. Of course, it won't be the truth. It will be many things other than the truth. In fact, most of it will be complete fabrications and spin passed of as the truth, which of course people will believe without doing a shred of research and will then wonder how a government "of, by and for the people" can be so monumentally incompetent.

    7. Re:Any results? by paxcirca · · Score: 1

      Homeland security is a great idea, but there hasn't been much as far as actual results yet. Why is it that, when I heard "Department of Homeland Security," I think of the Ministry of Love and Ministry of Peace?

    8. Re:Any results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want simple anwsers, watch Fox News.

      Yeah, because I'm sure that CNN, et. al is doing such a better job of getting to the truth. But then again, what would /. be without some irrational Fox News bashing?

    9. Re:Any results? by Elfan · · Score: 1

      Security through what you say?

    10. Re:Any results? by EinarH · · Score: 1
      Security through what you say?

      No.
      Secutity through thinking independently instead of believing everything the government says whithout questioning it.

      I was just making and observation that you can't necessarily belive DHS is trustworthy and honest when they say something in the line of "We are commited to the task of enhancing security in USA".
      There are a lot of good intentions involved but don't trust good intentions when it comes to liberty.

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    11. Re:Any results? by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      If someone found out that DHS can't protect USA against a major terror attack DHS would not want the terrorist to know this.

      No, the terrorist already has a pretty good idea. It is the citizen that the DHS would not want to know this.

    12. Re:Any results? by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      It's already worked for those in power -- they just bagged 87 billion dollars for it. Anyone care to guess how much of that goes to administration?

    13. Re:Any results? by pantherace · · Score: 1

      You have watched Babylon 5 lately :)

    14. Re:Any results? by jhtr216 · · Score: 0

      I don't think that you can ever realy know how many threats have been evaded. There are so many "tips" and "leads" that no one can ever know what was fouled or prevented. Its the nature of the beast.

      jHendrix
      Athens, Ga

    15. Re:Any results? by Mr.+Troll · · Score: 1

      Well.....remember that Brit fellow that was caught trying to sell shoulder fired SAMs to an undercover agent a few weeks back? The Britt was bragging to the alleged buyers (posing as Arab terrorists) how these missiles could bring down an airliner no problem. Surely his capture is a step in the right direction.....

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    16. Re:Any results? by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      It is a department more complex than anything ever attempted by any government in history

      Please. How about administration of the British Empire? And that's just within the last 400 years. If I had more time, there's others as well--you don't think that the governments of ancient China and Egypt were complex?

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    17. Re:Any results? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Sure, governments have been massive and complex in the past. However, it is a simple function of social and technological development that governments in general are now vastly more complex than ever before and this effort to coordinate such a massive and disparate number of departments into one, no matter the possibility that it is an enormous waste of time and money, is huge. The Pentagon houses 23,000 employees and is the largest building in the world. DHS already has over 170,000 -- more than seven times as large. Considering you could easily fit all of Australia, Canada, South Africa and India Houses, London's central administrative offices for each respectively, inside the Pentagon, that's pretty damned big, nay, dare I say 'bigger.' Which single administrative department of the British Empire was it that had over 170,000 employees requiring over 46 million square feet of office space?

      I'd love to know next time the question comes up on Jeopardy.

    18. Re:Any results? by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Yes but the "buyers" asked for the missiles, without them he wasnt likely to take pot shots himself.
      The US seems to like making criminals.

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    19. Re:Any results? by tuba_dude · · Score: 1

      I think he was making fun of the "Security through Obscurity" that less informed people tend to think is best.

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    20. Re:Any results? by tuba_dude · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps he has read 1984. Definitely a recommended read, and probably the origin of the reference from Babylon 5.

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    21. Re:Any results? by puff-d-dwaggie · · Score: 1

      Man in black suit with bulge under left armpit, "Such data, if it ever existed, would be classified and you wouldnt know about it anyhow. And if we did tell you, we would have to kill you first."

      "Get Moose and Squirrel!"

    22. Re:Any results? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > no matter the possibility that it is an enormous waste of time and money, is huge

      s/possibility/probability/

    23. Re:Any results? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Yes but the "buyers" asked for the missiles, [...] The US seems to like making criminals.

      That's a pretty stupid statement/troll.

      So, you should be legally allowed to sell anything you want? It's like saying I should be able to sell weapons-grade plutonium to anyone, but if someone buys it, they're breaking the law & I'm not? Geez, get a clue.

    24. Re:Any results? by princewally · · Score: 1

      No, you shouldn't be legally allowed to sell anything you want. But, if the agents asked for the missiles, it becomes entrapment, which would get the case thrown out if it wasn't tried in a closed kangaroo court.

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    25. Re:Any results? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > if the agents asked for the missiles, it becomes entrapment, which would get the case thrown out

      I don't think you understand the "rules" of entrapment (most people don't). If a cop goes up to a drug dealer or prostitute & asks for their "services," it is not entrapment. Hell, they don't even have to admit to being a cop if asked (contrary to popular belief). If this was entrapment, the cops would have to both ask for the weapons, on one side, while also acting as the one selling the missiles to the man trying to sell them.
      It's like kicking a drunk out of a bar, telling him he must leave the premises with his car, and then pulling him over for DUI immediately after.

    26. Re:Any results? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Probably about $1.9 Billion

      When in doubt, read the budget. Duh.

      http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/display?theme=12&co nt ent=430

  2. head of homeland (virus) security by joeldg · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Maybe this guy will help get rid of all those nasty worms on the intarweb

    (you may need to be familiar with somethingaweful to understand the above statement)

    1. Re:head of homeland (virus) security by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe this guy will help get rid of all those nasty worms on the intarweb

      They would need to start by getting rid of Windows, which they apparently have standardized on. Not a good start.

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    2. Re:head of homeland (virus) security by joeldg · · Score: 1

      yea, brilliant plan huh?
      I know, lets standardize on windows and outlook so that my company can get a contract for doing anti-virus stuff for the government.

      Sheesh.. MS might as well buy Symantec now and finalize it borgification of the government.

    3. Re:head of homeland (virus) security by TLouden · · Score: 1

      intarweb?

      I thought I was really uptodate on technology and the web but this term just hit me out of the blue, and coming from a non-IT person.

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    4. Re:head of homeland (virus) security by joeldg · · Score: 1

      I put a disclaimer:
      (you may need to be familiar with somethingaweful to understand the above statement)

    5. Re:head of homeland (virus) security by joeldg · · Score: 1

      oh.. here is a link about the intarweb
      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=int arweb

      fabulous..
      simply fabulous..

    6. Re:head of homeland (virus) security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      intarweb

      "in-tar-webb"

      Intentional misspelling for 'internet' usually used when making fun of people who are technologically impaired

      OMG! Teh Intarweb si down!!11! All of my AOL Blast Capacity leaked out!

    7. Re:head of homeland (virus) security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well hell son, I've got shares in a certain company that can pad all of our pockets with this government 'vehicle'.

    8. Re:head of homeland (virus) security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just prove management likes Windows as for the amount of people and need for management involvement. Crisis and crashes make managers feel important and give the feeling of being aware.

      I cringed the other day when the Linux system was up and exposed to the internet for almost 3 years and it was built on a left over PC. The manager said ".. does it do anything?" He didn't relize it was a proxy/dns/firewall/gateway for almost the entire sales force (4000+). And they can't keep an exchange system up for a week at 600 users on 10 times the hardware.

      With such a stark difference, it is a obviously bad way to start a security organization based on Windows. Why not OpenBSD or Linux? As it does not make management "aware".

    9. Re:head of homeland (virus) security by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1
      They would need to start by getting rid of Windows, which they apparently have standardized on. Not a good start.

      I'd like to remind everyone that the FIRST worm was for sendmail/Unix before there ever was such a thing as the www-anything or even Windoze 1.0, IIRC. I'm not promoting wintendoze by any means...just putting a little perspective on the situation.

      Business Intelligence doesn't mean that the competition used to be dumb.

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  3. "Cyber" by Durandal64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is anyone else tired of the word "cyber" being applied to anything dealing with computers? "Head of Cybersecurity" sounds like a title that some 13 year-old hax0r would call himself after finally learning how to share his family's broadband internet connection among machines. I find it difficult to take an office seriously if it designates head of "cyber" anything. It's the year 2003, people. Let's just start calling it "the internet."

    1. Re:"Cyber" by Hayzeus · · Score: 1

      No kidding -- that is just so 1995.

    2. Re:"Cyber" by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Billy Gibson has suggested that "cyberspace" would be the (first and) last enduring word with the prefix "cyber" in it. Just like everything that was cool used to be "electro-" whatever. After a while, it was just assumed that new devices were electronic. Now it's just assumed that new devices have computers in them. "Cyber" is meaningless and anachronistic.

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    3. Re:"Cyber" by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It's time for "cyber" to go.

      I still hear people on TV and radio giving their web address as "h-t-t-p-colon-slash-slash-w-w-w-dot-blahblah-dot- com". And then they tell us to "logon", even if their site doesn't require it.

      Makes me want to SCREAM!

    4. Re:"Cyber" by TLouden · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes I am tierd of the over use of 'cyber' and while we're complaining the over use of 'geek' is giving true geeks a bad name. Now it's used to describe anyone who knows how to use a computer or any other electronics.

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    5. Re:"Cyber" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al Gore, while complaining about the fact that he lost the last presidential election, noted more recently that he will sue the US Government over the use of The Internet as his personal IP.

      His terms would include immediate removal of Bush as president (because Bush would have allowed the IP theft to occur) and his immediate coronation as Internet King of the Galaxy!!!

    6. Re:"Cyber" by Urantian · · Score: 1

      Yeah... referring to something on the Internet as "Cyber" is like calling anything computerized as "Compu-". Like CompuTax, CompuFile, or even CompUSA.

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    7. Re:"Cyber" by ccwaterz · · Score: 0

      Let's just start calling it "the internet."

      I prefer "Information Superhighway". Its like an interstate but its super and it has information.

    8. Re:"Cyber" by giminy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      There's a reason the h-t-t-p thing is important. Time travellers. It has to do with the Time Cube. Just hear me out.

      We know that people have travelled forward in time through a clock discrepancy in the time cube. See, they *make* the time disappear, thus travelling forward. If they remember all that lost time, they'll travel back. It's not impossible, really.

      These people first figured it all out in the 1980s. We know they are here, and we want to make sure that they are not confused. If we leave out h-t-t-p, they might assume we are still using gopher or something. So we have to say it every single time.

      Let's not even talk about the people from the future...

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    9. Re:"Cyber" by dildatron · · Score: 1

      what is wrong with giving the full URL? It could be an ftp site, news site, etc.

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    10. Re:"Cyber" by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Its just our governmnet trying to show how much it "gets it". Here in reality we all know it does, never has, never will. But there are so few of us here in reality. ;)

    11. Re:"Cyber" by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 1
      Billy Gibson has suggested that "cyberspace" would be the (first and) last enduring word with the prefix "cyber" in it. Just like everything that was cool used to be "electro-" whatever. After a while, it was just assumed that new devices were electronic. Now it's just assumed that new devices have computers in them. "Cyber" is meaningless and anachronistic.

      So if Sid & Marty Kroft ever make a come-back what could they possibly rename their Batman & Robin knockoff show ElectroWoman & DynoGirl?

      Your post has just scuttled "CyberWoman and InterGirl" as possiblities, and Saturday morning censors would never approve "FreeWoman & OpenGirl".

      God forbid they go "WindowsWoman & XpGirl" but that sounds better than "PowerWoman & iMacGirl".

      I really didn't need to start worrying about issues like this on a Monday.

    12. Re:"Cyber" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      how about "Information superhighway traffic cop"?
      or
      "Xtreme Black Ice"
      or
      "Chief of the Orwellian Freedom of Computers Dept."?
      or
      "Al Gore"

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    13. Re:"Cyber" by Drantin · · Score: 1

      Mainly because the ignorance of the people that call others geeks keeps increasing, therefore anyone who knows more abuot computers than they do must be a geek...

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    14. Re:"Cyber" by computerlady · · Score: 1

      Because there is such a thing as "default." Can't we agree that unless otherwise stated, it's a WWW page?

      I'm getting too old to waste anymore of my life saying, hearing, or typing "http://www." Over a couple of years, think of how many sites I could visit in that wasted time.

      [By the way, some people still don't realize that you can just type the middle part, leave out the www dot and the dot com part, and press CTRL-ENTER. It will automatically assume (default!) that you want a dot com world wide web page.]

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    15. Re:"Cyber" by TLouden · · Score: 1

      But that classifies me as a geek to all but 2-4 people out of 2000+ in my school.
      It should also be noted that on any given day we have 1-3 people working on computers at the school not including me.

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    16. Re:"Cyber" by Penguinshit · · Score: 2, Funny

      That assumes some people actually read RFCs.

      Most people hear "RFC" and think about either nasty fried chicken or some old TV show starring Andy Griffith.

    17. Re:"Cyber" by segment · · Score: 1


      Has anyone else thought about the huge conflict of interest behind having a VP of s security company being the dept of homeland sec director. That's like giving a junky leadership over a needle distribution center... Think about the kickbacks, and deals that'll be pushed towards Symantec... As for the cyber overusage... I'm used to it, and nothing that can be said will help it... the whole hacker is not a cracker bit is sooooo yesterday

    18. Re:"Cyber" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you prefer a bureaucrat who has never worked in the industry? Seems to me that you must have industry experience, and thus industry ties, to know what the heck you are doing.

    19. Re:"Cyber" by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Actually, it sounds like it comes from a B-grade science-fiction movie. Like "Dr. Who and the Cybernauts".

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    20. Re:"Cyber" by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      By the way, some people still don't realize that you can just type the middle part, leave out the www dot and the dot com part, and press CTRL-ENTER. It will automatically assume (default!) that you want a dot com world wide web page.

      That's one of the first things I shut off in Mozilla...does it really take you that long to type out the URL (especially when it's been put in once before and autocomplete still knows about it)? Besides, would you want your kid to type in "whitehouse," hit Ctrl-Enter, and end up here when he really meant to go here? If you're looking up some company for which you're not sure about the URL, you're better off googling for it than if you blindly assume that www.$COMPANYNAME.com is what you want.

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    21. Re:"Cyber" by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. "Log on to our website" is utterly ridiculous. So that radio station's already given me an account on their server? Great! You don't log on to websites. You log on to workstations and networks. You visit websites. And "http://" is at the point where it's now implied. Just give us the "www.something.com," and that's all anyone needs.

      And can we please enact a law prohibiting people from the deep South from saying "www"? Hearing someone say, "Dubya dubya dubya" makes my fucking ears bleed.

    22. Re:"Cyber" by computerlady · · Score: 1

      Like I said, I'm getting old and counting seconds now! Also getting CTS and counting keystrokes and clicks. Yes, every little reduction helps.

      I don't have any children at home, but you make a good point there. Better to turn that off if you've got kids. Or make sure they use their own machine with the feature disabled - I really dont' think I could give it up myself.

      Yes, I use Google if I'm not sure of the URL. On my own machine, I have a link. On a public machine, I type google and hit Ctrl-Enter.

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    23. Re:"Cyber" by EverDense · · Score: 1

      ...
      or
      "Al Gore"

      If you said "Tipper Gore" you might have more agreement.

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    24. Re:"Cyber" by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > If you said "Tipper Gore" you might have more agreement.

      That is the first time I've seen "cyber" and "Tipper Gore" used in the same post. I must now go and scrub my mind out with red-hot nichrome wire. You bastard.

    25. Re:"Cyber" by cranos · · Score: 1

      And "http://" is at the point where it's now implied.

      Oh I wish it was I really do, then I wouldn't have to keep supporting people who type in htpp:\\ and expect it to work.

      Or even worse, those people who can't grasp the concept that not every site starts with a www.

    26. Re:"Cyber" by upt1me · · Score: 1

      I hate the prefix e, i, and cyber win refered to internet. I wondered if they pondered the idea of it being called eSecurity or iSecurity.

    27. Re:"Cyber" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, sorry. "Every little bit" doesn't help. Zeno's Paradox, look it up sometime.

    28. Re:"Cyber" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, it could have more to do with the fact that many of the systems being secured, from the power grid monitoring stations to the upper echelon Pentagon systems, aren't even *on* the internet.

      So much for the "geeks are more intelligent" theories.

    29. Re:"Cyber" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and 'e-' or 'i-'

  4. I don''t know the guy, or anything about him by SHEENmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    but it seems to me that bribes from Mirrosoft for "defense contracts" comprise the largest threats to national electronic security.

    Let's just switch everything over to OpenBSD and pray to cueriel that we keep good relations with Canada.

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  5. good by scrotch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This sounds much, much better than it could have been.

    I was predicting the worst...
    someone with no technical background,
    someone from Justice Dept,
    someone corporate goon from Microsoft...

    I am relieved.

    1. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm not. He's from Symantec.

      Symantec has two policies that I disagree strongly with:

      #1, They don't define spyware as the trojans they are. To put it in perspective, think 'keystroke logging.'

      #2, Symantec is known for scare-mongering.

      However, I should reserve my judgement until he actually does something.

    2. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he only worked for symantec for about a year. prior to that he founded a company that was bought out by symantec. his company became a division within symantec, and he was appointed vp of that division.

      the company had little to do with viruses.

    3. Re:good by johndoesovich · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am glad to see it was not the inventor of the internet.... Mr. Al Gore

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  6. Re:his name sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amit is an Indian name you tard.

  7. United States government chooses Symantec by nacturation · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the article:

    "Yoran helped to found network scanning company RipTech Inc. of Alexandria, Virginia, in 1998. After RipTech was acquired by antivirus giant Symantec Corp. for $145 million in August 2002, Yoran stayed on as Symantec vice president of worldwide managed security services operations, according to Symantec spokesman Cris Paden."

    Anyone care to wager how soon the government starts awarding contracts/grants to Symantec for its exclusive security solution?

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    1. Re:United States government chooses Symantec by idontgno · · Score: 1
      Anyone care to wager how soon the government starts awarding contracts/grants to Symantec for its exclusive security solution?

      The US government already has contracts with Symantec for network and client security products. They're not exclusive, though. (Yet). For instance, Department of Defense has three different antivirus product vendors from which you can download and install any of several of their products. (Assuming you have admin privs on the machine in question, an unlikely assumption given the stringent configuration control military desktops are usually kept under.)

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  8. Terrible combination by computerlady · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh, great. Let's combine the computer security industry (already famous for making work and money for itself by scaring everyone with over-hyped media attention to every script-kiddy's feeble edit of an existing worm) with the Department of Homeland Security's similar tactics of justifying it's existence, not to mention whatever policies the powers-that-be desire.

    We'll all be on tranquilizers in no time.

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    1. Re:Terrible combination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      no at this rate we'll all be soylent green

    2. Re:Terrible combination by Cyno · · Score: 1

      We'll all be on tranquilizers in no time.

      You mean we aren't already?

      Its funny how we use our own psychologists against us. 9 out of 10 psychologists agree, watching a lot of TV and shopping is the best way to spend a holiday season.

    3. Re:Terrible combination by TLouden · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know about you but I'm gunna become one of those over hyped excuses for existen and attention. Someone has got to be targeted for this kind of use while the rest of you are pumping up the dosage.

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  9. Whew! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Gods, I'm glad there's a humongous bureaucracy ready to step in and clean up the internet.

    What's the plan, prosecute more teenagers and distribute their allowances between the multi-billion-dollar claimants?

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    1. Re:Whew! by TLouden · · Score: 1

      Yes! That's exactly what they're planning on doing. My friends and I took a look at their list and now we're next on it.

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    2. Re:Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just send them to the drug dealers across the street.

  10. they call it that because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    when it comes to censoring and creating a virtual intranet to replace what we have now, it's easier to pacify moms and pops who think the 'cyber' world is something they could not possibly understand for themselves, so best leave it to the nice government to look after us...

  11. Poor guy by TLouden · · Score: 1

    Now every blackhat hacker, script kiddy, or other 'cyber'threat is not only his problem but they're all after him and ony computers/websites/etc. that he has or runs. Talk about being setup for failure.

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  12. Let the personal attacks commence! by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Being that Homeland Defense is currently the great evil of this nation, let the personal attacks on Mr. Amit Yoran begin!

    1. Re:Let the personal attacks commence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if the BSA like him we know he's one of the boys. looks like a cosy little club, how better to backdoor a computer, who needs an NSA key when you have security vendors whose software is trusted by millions? would lead be a better material than tinfoil if I were making a hat?

    2. Re:Let the personal attacks commence! by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      "would lead be a better material than tinfoil if I were making a hat? "

      Depends on how strong your neck is.

    3. Re:Let the personal attacks commence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No special protection is required for this. You need a plastic bag over your head fastened at the neck with duct tape.

  13. Re:his name sounds by nacturation · · Score: 1, Informative

    [his name sounds] scary to me....but maybe I'm a bit paranoid.

    Maybe you're a bit racist.

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  14. NO. ITS A RUSSIAN/EAST EUROPEAN NAME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am an indian and can tell you that Amit Yoran is NOT AN INDIAN NAME.

    1. Re:NO. ITS A RUSSIAN/EAST EUROPEAN NAME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, true. Indians have names like 'running bear' and 'soars like eagle' and 'two dogs fucking'

  15. It could be a lot worse by OriginalGlug · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think that choosing a software security and anti-virus expert, rather then someone with a law enforecement background is a good thing. It will hopefully keep the focus of off spying on citizens and might help reduce the number of worms going around right now.

  16. Re:his name sounds by dnotj · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I am no more a racist than you are a religious zealot.

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  17. And I heard the cry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We who are about to die salute you!"

    1. Re:And I heard the cry... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Morituri te salutamus

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  18. We can't do that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can we entrust the security of our nation to an OS that's *dying*??

  19. yes you are a racist fag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jealous eh?
    ur a$$ is 0wned.

    1. Re:yes you are a racist fag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a homophobe.

  20. News Flash by G33kDragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    This just in: Our Nation's cyber-fighting department outsourced security implementation to India.
    ...who just outsourced 90% to Afghanistan.
    ...who just hired on some guy who calls himself 'Ossy bin Laden'.
    ...who just finished a 3 month 'pong' marathon in a cave located in an area no-one's heard of.
    ...who uses a new personalized OS: Microsoft WindowsXPlode

    "He had a weird smirk on his face when they told him he would be in charge of managing cyber-attacks. Upon further clarification, his smile turned to frown when it was revealed to him that he would not actually be creating worms, viruses, or organized DDoS attacks."

    - Anonymous (but VERY reliable) source
    ;-)
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  21. Whither Cybersecurity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, what, exactly, is the Department of Cybersecurity going to do? Monitor the Internet? Intercept virii? Rubberstamp Microsoft's agenda? Scan your email? Stop spam? Raid the homes of script kiddies? Side with the RIAA vs. 12-year-old girls? I really would like to know what "cybersecurity" entails.

    And, fwiw, if the BSA "lauds" him, he can't be all that good news for open source.

    If this man has any moral fiber and/or desire to defend privacy rights, it'll quickly be eroded under this administration.

    Why am I so damned suspicious and cynical of everything this administration does? Is something wrong with me?

    1. Re:Whither Cybersecurity? by OmnipotentEntity · · Score: 1

      Isn't doing any monitoring whatsoever already in conflict with the constitution? Oh wait, damn, I'm sorry, I forgot about the Patriot Act.

      So W pretty much just said, "Well, we're in an economic crisis. Let's spend more, pass Patriot Act II, piss off everyone who doesn't act like cattle, and attempt to control the internet."

      Oh this is bound to work out well. -_-;;

      But why is the US doing this? Isn't the Internet an international thing? Shouldn't this be delegated to the UN.

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    2. Re:Whither Cybersecurity? by BrynM · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Since we "founded" it, we tend to think it's ours (not me, but the collective "We" that is the USA) and we can tell everyone how to use it. We do the same with Democracy... since we "founded" it, we tend to try to tell everyone else how to use it. We're the know-it-all ex-mechanic down the street that could rebuild your classic Mustang, but can't even diagnose a modern one because we haven't paid much attention for the last 30 years of resting on our laurels. The new fangled parts and additions are a mystery to us.

      (in a cynical mood today)

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    3. Re:Whither Cybersecurity? by fruey · · Score: 1
      The USA founded democracy?

      Democracy was invented by the ancient greeks and "founded" in Europe in modern times, before the US was colonized. And women didn't get equal treatment before the law as early as in European countries either. Let's not even go into black and native indian rights (although there are worse offenders there, of course).

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    4. Re:Whither Cybersecurity? by pmz · · Score: 1

      Is something wrong with me?

      No. The Government is a distinct entity from the People, and, even though it consists of people, we can't forget that people are not infallible in light of money and power. So, it is perfectly natural to be suspicious of an organization made up of people whose power reaches to every corner of the USA. For example, no other organization in the USA can take your wages from you and put you in prison if you refuse. This is why checks and balances are so important, to keep them from wielding that power in even more intrusive and indiscriminate ways.

      The Constitution has done a pretty good job of getting the USA to today; however, it provides no guarantees that we will see tomorrow if we become too complacent in voting and voicing our opinions. What is so disappointing, lately, is that elections results are no better than chance. Bush vs. Gore was pretty bad (literally 50/50). The Clinton impeachment was pretty bad, too (only one or two people out of all of Congress didn't vote along party lines). It is so unfortunate that the Presidency has become nothing more than a tool of whichever political party is wealthier and more connected, rather than a tool of the People.

    5. Re:Whither Cybersecurity? by BrynM · · Score: 1

      I know all of this. That's why "founded" is in quotes. I was being critical of the American Cultural Ego. The prevailing attitude in the US is that we are the inventors and owners of democracy (again, not my particular view) and I was drawing parallels to very similar attitudes that we have about the Internet (and cars and labor unions and ...).

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    6. Re:Whither Cybersecurity? by fruey · · Score: 1

      Sorry to miss the sarcasm. You have to hand cars mass marketing to Henry Ford though, he pioneered consumerism for high value goods by mass producting his cars and arranging credit with the purchase. Indeed when that bubble burst, we had the great depression...

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  22. Interview on Frontline by hairy+moose · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those who are unfamilliar with him, here's a recent Frontline interview.

    1. Re:Interview on Frontline by cyways · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who noted that not once in this interview is the name Microsoft spoken? This despite a long discussion of Slammer and its effects. Evidently either the interviewer was given some ground rules about what kinds of topics were off-limits (e.g., "what types of operating systems are most vulnerable") or lacked the smarts to ask some pertinent questions. Given his position at Symantec, I'd guess there were some content restrictions in place.

  23. Symantec getting very cosy by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Amit Yoran is of course, a VP at Symantec. That would be the same company whose COO, John Schwartz, recently caused a storm by calling for laws to make it a criminal offence to share information and tools online which could be used by malicious hackers and virus writers.

    Am I alone in putting two and two together and becoming alarmed at the implication?

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    1. Re:Symantec getting very cosy by BrynM · · Score: 1
      Am I alone in putting two and two together and becoming alarmed at the implication?
      No. There's some guy named Ashcroft, some guy named Cheney and some guy named Bush who are right there with you. Of course they are alarmed that nobody thought of it sooner and that anyone would resist. Oh, and they have minions... You probably don't.
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    2. Re:Symantec getting very cosy by eyeball · · Score: 1
      Amit Yoran is of course, a VP at Symantec. That would be the same company whose COO, John Schwartz, recently caused a storm [smh.com.au] by calling for laws to make it a criminal offence to share information and tools online which could be used by malicious hackers and virus writers.

      Am I alone in putting two and two together and becoming alarmed at the implication?


      Is it too cynical of me to think that nobody financially connected with an online security company would actually want to limit technology that enables malicious hackers and virus authors? Why would they want to put themselves out of business?

      If anything, I'd imagine they would want to make it illegal to share information online which could be used by a competing security company!
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    3. Re:Symantec getting very cosy by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Oh, and they have minions... You probably don't

      Aha, how little you know! I have about 7 minions. Unfortunately, they do little more than harass me while I'm drinking my tea, because they think it's "cool" to hang out at the coffee shop & annoy people slightly older than them. Evidently, I can't order them to get the hell away from me, but maybe I can get them to overthrow the government. They might be just dumb enough to try, and ignorant enough to succeed. or not.

  24. Rip-Tech by silconous · · Score: 3, Informative

    Rip-Tech was one of the largest security monitoring firms in the country, I can only see this as a good thing. Besides the goverment already has moved a majority of it's firewalls over to symantec long time ago.

    I remebmer when I went to the raptor training 75% of the guys there were goverment types or working on goverment contracts.

  25. Does this change anything? by ice-monk · · Score: 1

    So far the "homeland security" dept. is just that. It's a department. It relies on other agencies (CIA and FBI) to protect the USA against terrorism. The problem is that departments of *any* sort hate working together and because Homeland security has nothing to bargain with except for it's name nothing will happen. Besides the FBI and CIA want to redeem themselves after 9/11.
    The cybersecurity part is already handled by the FBI and has been for years. The only danger I can see is if the Homeland Security dept. got control of things like Carnivore. and linked it to 'terroist' db's etc.

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  26. Re:his name sounds by nacturation · · Score: 1

    I am no more a racist than you are a religious zealot.

    Check out the link and see how much of a "zealot" I am. You'll be amused. :)

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  27. Nah... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's the year 2003, people. Let's just start calling it "the internet."

    I call it the Information Superhighway. Why? Is it because:

    1) I like lots of syllables.
    2) I'm a slave to whatever phrase is the current media darling.
    3) I feel like roadkill on said highway.
    or
    4) I like screaming "ONRAMP!" every time I boot the computer.

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  28. BSD is DEAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't you heard? BSD is *dead*.

    1. Re:BSD is DEAD by 00RUSS · · Score: 1

      How about a nice warm cup of STFU.

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  29. Guide to Cyber-Security by Eberlin · · Score: 1

    Yoran Nmap and Yoran Nessus
    and Yoran Bastille or Yoran SELinux

    This was funny until Yoran out of puns.

    Cybersecurity, on the other hand, is supposedly not a joke.

  30. Somebody Quiz this Expert by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    I want to know if he really is an expert, or just another pointy-haired manager type who knows some buzzwords and how to run a PowerPoint presentation.

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    1. Re:Somebody Quiz this Expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.mitvcpi.org/Bios/Amit.Yoran.Bio.doc

      Amit Yoran
      Vice President, Managed Security Services Operations
      Symantec Corporation

      Amit Yoran is Vice President of Managed Security Services Operations at Symantec, where he
      leverages extensive information security experience in both the public and private sectors.
      In the private sector, Amit provided 24x7x365 managed security monitoring for small to me
      dium enterprises, as well as a number of Fortune 500 companies. Considering public sector
      experience, Amit has worked with a number of agencies, including the Pentagon, where he wor
      ked with national and international law enforcement and intelligence organizations to preve
      nt and respond to security breaches of national infrastructure networks.

      Prior to joining Symantec, Amit was president and chief executive officer of Riptech, a man
      aged security services provider that he founded in 1998. Previous to this role, Amit serve
      d as Director of the Vulnerability Assessment and Assistance Program for the U.S. Departmen
      t of Defense Computer Emergency Response Team (DoD/CERT).

      Amit Yoran earned a M.S. in Computer Security from The George Washington University and a B .S. in
      Computer Science with honors from The United States Military Academy at West Point. Additionally,
      he serves as a member of The George Washington University adjunct faculty.

    2. Re:Somebody Quiz this Expert by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Pointy-Haired Boss it is then.

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  31. OT: Al Gore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the inventor of the internet.... Mr. Al Gore

    This is not funny anymore.

    The joke is dead.

    1. Re:OT: Al Gore by johndoesovich · · Score: 1

      i am a bit new to slashdot, please excuse me. if i weren't so new i would tell you to suckem nuts but i won't. i actually did not hear about al gore's statement until a few months ago. i am a little behind times.
      later and suckem nuts.

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  32. Color coded alert levels by rsborg · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wow,

    Anyone wonder how long it will take until we have easy to understand color coded virus "terrah" alert levels?

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  33. Re:his name sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, you're not a racist. You're an anti-Christian jackass. That "landover" site is a classic, anti-christian, pro-liberal web site. You people can get away with mocking Christians for now, but if people like ME have our way, we'll be tossing your heathen, liberal asses out in the cold. BET ON IT.

  34. Huh? by fshalor · · Score: 1

    You mean, like, the're not giving it to someone at microsoft this time? What's going on here. :)

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  35. Re:his name sounds by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That would be his point.

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  36. If they didn't call it that... by Pro_Piracy_Guy · · Score: 0
    If they (read --> government) didn't call it "cyber" this and "cyber" that, then we wouldn't know they were dumb government agents. Kinda like when the DEA raids drug houses, they wear thoose nice black jackets with "DEA" in bright yellow on the back, that way the drug dealers have something to aim their guns at without having to worry about shooting any other drug dealers or friends.

    Thanks government... without you, I'd have nothing to be pissed at all day!

  37. Too bad by eyegone · · Score: 2

    He won't be able to get into the office with a furrun sounding name like that.

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    1. Re:Too bad by RevSmiley · · Score: 0, Troll

      No the Democrats will block his confirmation unless he tells them how he feels about abortion and particulate emissions from coal fired electric generation.

      It's OK to lie if you are a liberal left wing democrat.

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    2. Re:Too bad by jmping · · Score: 1

      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

      This letter is to inform you that the quote you have used has been ruled out of the historical record of our founding fathers. Continued usage of this quotation is subject to all applicable laws on Libel and fierce religious debates about the meaning of our country. Your immediate renounciation of the quotation is demanded under Bush Administration Statute Terror:5A and provisions for useage are provided under the USA PATRIOT ACT Section 2703. Your compliance is appreciated.

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  38. This time it is On-Topic by craw · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new cyber-security overlord!

  39. Dont be relieved by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The Bussiness software Alliance is applauding the choice. This means we need to keep a close eye on this.

    I'm slightly concerned that its someone whos main source of income has been writing anti-virus software for Windows machines. I would doubt that he wakes up each day he hears about a new windows virus and says, that does it, i'm swithcing to linux for better security. He probably also would not really like to see for example, an open source virus program.

    And to the extent that he can cast off his "I profit from poor windows security" past, then he would probably see the "paladium" or whatever its called now as the ideal solultion to the widows is a seive problem. And in the HS dept he'll have the clout to make it a national requirement.

    the only good thing is it looks like he was a technical person who is well aware of many of the problems in computer security.

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    1. Re:Dont be relieved by scrotch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another poster posted a link to a Frontline Interview. Near the bottom is this question and answer:

      Q: To make more secure infrastructures, if there's one thing that you would stand up and shout about, what would it be?

      A: I think that the emphasis for better security really comes from creating a culture. It's not a technical solution. I believe creating a culture where security is a requirement to do business would probably do more for us than any one piece of technology innovation. If we create the culture and the environment where security weaknesses will not be tolerated, and it's top-down driven, and it's supported, it will be supported from the bottom up. And we will be more successful.

      It sounds like his focus is on fixing the holes in systems, not applying expensive paint over them. I don't mean to suggest he's perfect, but considering how wrong it could have gone, I am relieved. He sounds technically competent and has experience actually providing security. Too many appointees have connections (political AND business) and nothing else.

  40. information on Amit Yoran by kaan · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've never heard of this guy, so I just google'd him, and found all kinds of things, including this
    interview with him from March 13, 2003, and this brief biography. He is currently vice president of Managed Security Services Operations for Symantec, and previously worked for the U.S. Department of Defense Computer Emergency Response Team (DoD/CERT).

    kinda nice to see that the future "Head of Homeland Cybersecurity" at least has a formal c.s. education, and some obvious real-world experience.

    1. Re:information on Amit Yoran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like having a Computer Science degree is THE most important thing in the world. I for one would rather hire 12 years of real world experience then 4 years of memorizing a playbook.

  41. Great name by TLouden · · Score: 1

    Did bush and his monkeys come up with the name? I mean come on, who whould call that department anything cyber. Kinda like that add about becoming a 'cybercop'. This all just makes my wanna puke.

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    1. Re:Great name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no kidding.. Everyone knows that cybercops don't exist. IRCCops have all the power on the interweb!

  42. oh fsck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I got to witness ISS getting the "dept" involved firsthand with a recent Apache bug...... they decided that Free Operating Systems were not "real vendors" and kept us all out of the loop, so then we all got to find out about the bug with the rest of the public. The few "trusted" parties would have been looking at some treason if they had notified their friends in other affected projects.

    Thanks ISS... again. This will be a huge unimprovement. I fear Germany will become the new world center for computer security if these boneheads have their way.

    1. Re:oh fsck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ISS changed its vulnerability disclosure policy since the Apache bug.

      Regarding Apache, here's some additional background on the security vulnerability.

      http://www.issadvisor.com/viewtopic.php?t=41

      The press was quick to target ISS for not given Apache Team enough time, but if you look at Mark Litchfield's public messages, he discloses that he notified Apache about the vulnerability in April. ISS X-Force Advisory was released on June 17th 2002. Basically, Apache sat on this major high risk vulnerability for 2 months and only released official patches quickly after ISS's advisory. It is funny that no one asked why Apache took so long to act. The industry standard is 30 days for a vendor to act. And while ISS could've waited until Apache was officially ready, a hacker group, Gobbles, posted a working Apache exploit that claimed they have been using it for 4 months before it was public. How much more additional time should ISS had given to Apache when they had already known about it for 2 months? Apache should have been held equally accountable for sitting on the issue rather than pointing the finger at ISS.

  43. Microsoft Viri Inevitabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's sure gonna be fun when DHS gets it's first taste of M$ virus du jour.

    Can't wait for the egg to hit their face. Of course, they'll find a 15 year old scape-goat to blame it all on...

    We are within the first few hours of the DHS and they've already made a serious mistake.

  44. I'm not so sure this is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Symantic is the company that wants to keep all security related info away from most of the folks in the security industry. Seems like they are more concerned with making money than security.

    I'm hoping that's why he left Symantic for his new position.

  45. You Are Not Alone by stanwirth · · Score: 1

    Amit Yoran is of course, a VP at Symantec. That would be the same company whose COO, John Schwartz, recently caused a storm by calling for laws to make it a criminal offence to share information and tools online which could be used by malicious hackers and virus writers. Am I alone in putting two and two together and becoming alarmed at the implication?

    The more worrying thing (IMHO) was that "The BSA Lauded his Selection." -- so it will it be a criminal offence to "share information and tools online which could be used by..." Open Source Programmers.

    I'm tellin' ya, they're trying to make Linux illegal.

  46. Re:That name sounds foreign. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fucking liberal slashdot moderators. Downmodding anything and everything that doesn't fit within their narrow view of the world.


    You go brother, I too wish to know how a guy who was probably not even born in our country has been elevated to a position where he is involved in protecting us. America for Americans, goddamnit.

  47. Re:"Cyber" & Dr Who - Return of the CyberNaugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both Dr Who, and The Avengers had nasty robotic hubots called cybernaughts - Obviously the homeland people have a healthy interest in 1960's TV, Lost in Space etc. Only Adult shops sell cyber do-dah's - and spin this word for everything soft and inflatable (the other homeland security).

  48. FEAR! FOES! FIRE! BE AFRAID! by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    I'm sitting here listening to TechTV's Screensavers, as Leo LaPorte isinterviewing some ex-miliary type hype a book he's written called "Black Ice". Apparently we're about to be overrun by cyberterrorists any second now.

    It's sad that my hero LaPorte is taking this crud seriously. The author is strongly Bushifying the notion that the August blackout was caused by Evil Terrorists. Leo is listening with respect.

    WHY? What the hell is "cyber" terrorism? Who the hell would waste their time bringing down network segments for God's cause?

    Listen. Terrorism, by which I don't mean guerilla warfare a la Iraq, is a targeted attempt by a agent, not affiliated with any state, to strike FEAR into an enemy, in order to accomplish a desired result, like, say, removing American bases from Saudi Arabia. Governments do not commit terrorism. They commit war.

    Terrorism is NOT just randomly destroying targets because you can. The idea is to create terror. Bringing down a network segment or clocking out a web site doesn't strike fear into bloody anyone, and doesn't accomplish anything.

    If you want to create terror, you can do it with a gallon of gasoline and a timer. Terror is CHEAP, and simple. You don't need to overthink your methods. Didn't we learn ANYthing from 9-11? They didn't use superior weapons! They just did something we didn't expect, or at least Bush's brain trust couldn't.

    And guess what? There hasn't been any acts of "cyberterrorism". It's a bloody stupid piece of fearmongering. If the creation of anticyberterrorist laws has any purpose besides creating a lucrative new corporate/government business to "prevent attacks", it is to create a new, Patriot Act enabled set of laws to make hacking of any sort a terrorist activity, punishable by secret imprisonment with no charges, torture, murder in secret, hell, the sky's the limit when you play on fear.

    We're being bamboozled. They are going to lock down the Internet in the name of "terrorism". Remove anonymity. Track people. Keep records of all sorts for future amusing uses. Intimidate political enemies. (Scientology HQ must be wetting themselves with joy since 9-11).

    Twenty five years from now, the transformed United States will look back with pride on a spotless record. The patriotic Acts will be credited for the lack of "terror".

    The U.S., and probably the entire world, will be a colossal prison state. And no one will notice. They will be "safe" from the "terror" that these fear-crazed opportunists saw under every table.

    This garbage almost worked in the Communist-crazy 1950's. But a largely liberal intellectual tradition in the U.S., coupled with 80 million teenagers, body-checked the police state that Nixon and the young Neo-cons were trying to create by executive order.

    Now the same young loonies under Nixon are old loonies under Bush II. Faced with the lack of commies, have created a new state of terror from one set of attacks by forty mostly Saudi Arabian political cultists. Instead of showing us we are as unlikely to be killed by loonies as by lightning, they have pumped and exhorted fear into the hearts of Americans. We have become a pack of terrified sheep. We are building ourselves a prison that will last a thousand years... and we will be no "safer" behind out wall of guns and cameras than we were before.

    The rest of the world, lacking the cheerleaders of bedwetting fear that the U.S.has, sees things as they really are. Some are going along with our draconian nonsense, but it seems to me they are doing so to snatch frightening new powers over their own people more than for any other reason.

    It's happening because so few have the stones to tell the truth: we are creating more enemies by being afraid and striking out murderously in random directions, than by simply cooperating with the once-sympathetic world.

    We're killing our own country. Bin Laden is laughing himself to death somewhere.

    1. Re:FEAR! FOES! FIRE! BE AFRAID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was with you up until you started claiming the evil reactionary republicans and McCarthites are all behind the Cyber terror hype.

      Politicains the media and IT security vendors are behind the hype and crap. It's not some vast right wing conspiracy to stifle all decent and crate a nation of serfs ruled by some Mega corperation. It's more like greed and stupidity for some short term gain.

      The liberal left has to see some world wide right wing consparicy to enslave the world behind everything. I am startig to suspect their own motives about the future freedom of the US and world. Plenty of laws were passed when Democrats controled the Senate and House of Representitives. Blaming the unaccaptable number of persons locked up in prisons on republicans is bull shit. The vast majority of employees of all government in the US are registered as democratic voters. They enforce and ask for these laws not voters. Special interests dominate politics in the US and most of the best funded ones are liberal and to the left of center. Calling black white doesn't make it so.

      I just love the way Clinton handled (he ignored him) Ben Laden and the only people killing this country are the dipshits and media trying to tear it apart from the inside with lies and half truths.

  49. Re: Any results by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    "Irrational Fox News"

    That's the most fair and balanced statement I've heard about them. Personally, I think any irrational news station should be bashed, and Fox News certainly is irrational.

    If CNN "et. al" includes CSPAN (which, in all fairness it should as CNN was largely behind its creation), then, yes, they are doing a better job since they "cover" the news more than they interpret it with bias and spin.

    Of course, you should never trust any single source of interpretation... and that is hardly news.

  50. Amit Yoran, WP 1993 by adamy · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know this guy. He was a classmate of mine back at the Academy. The guy is sharp. He went from West Point, the Army's academyh, into the Air Force (A handful of people do this each year). I note went out to our class list about his companies sale, which made us all quite jealous.

    The thing about West Point is that it drives home a commitment to the Country (Duty, Honor, Country is the School Moto). At least we have someone who stood up, raised his right hand, and swore to support and defend the Constitution. Yes, I am sure he is a savvy business man, but he's as honest as we are going to get.

    BTW Amit, is an Israeli name.

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    1. Re:Amit Yoran, WP 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care how many times he raised his right hand or said the pledge. It won't make a difference when he has to choose between Israel or the United States interests. He will choose Israel first.

    2. Re:Amit Yoran, WP 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I served in the Air Force (enlisted) and worked for several Academy grads, so forgive me for asking such a blunt question: How long were you at the Academy before they kicked you out for being illiterate? I read your post 4 times and I still can't believe the gross number of spelling and grammatical mistakes. I really hope that this was a troll and everything you just posted is a hoax because if it's not, you are an embarrassment to the USAF.

    3. Re:Amit Yoran, WP 1993 by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I served in the Air Force

      1) I'm more likely to trust a guy who logged in, as opposed to an AC like you.
      2) There weren't that many mistakes, and certainly not a "gross number." There weren't even a "gross number" of words in the post.
      3) I've met plenty of stupid people in the Air Force, although, admittedly, none from West Point. That said, with enough money and "Just enough" skill, you can get through West Point. That "just enough" is probably more than I have, but whatever.
      4) Just because someone does not care about the perfection of a /. post does not mean they are dumb. It just meant they didn't feel the need to proofread a sentence that has better grammar than the majority of posts here.
      5) Troll? Hey, pot, meet the kettle!

    4. Re:Amit Yoran, WP 1993 by adamy · · Score: 1

      Thank you for keeping me from replying. I typed in haste and did not proofread. When I reread what had been posted, I was embarrassed by the number of mistakes, but there is no editing after it is posted.

      I can't blame a guy for being annoyed an officer wouldn't check his work. But then, I am no longer an officer.

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    5. Re:Amit Yoran, WP 1993 by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Thank you for [...]

      'zalright

      > I can't blame a guy for being annoyed an officer wouldn't check his work. But then, I am no longer an officer.

      You might not be able to, since you're a part of it, but I can sure blame him. :) Unless you are saying something detrimental about W.P. or presenting yourself as a representative of such, he has no need to go off on you. Even if he's a S.O., it's not a big deal.
      Even if an officer does have spelling problems, I don't care. As long as you can get your point across well enough that everyone who needs to understand does so, and you can do your job, who am I to complain?

    6. Re:Amit Yoran, WP 1993 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree to an extent. I think the most important priorities for people are family/close-friends, then religion, then country, etc. Since the US is a majority-Christian nation (and at times, a somewhat fundamentalist one at that), Christians will feel obligated to side with the States.

      Now, if ever a situation came where the US went to war with the Vatican, there would be massive dissent from its population, maybe even to the point of treason.

      But then again, I'm speculating...

  51. Why Richard Clarke got punted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I listened to Richard Clarke at MIT once. While he was a very fervent advocate of cleaning up security, he lied blatantly and publicly at that presentation. "Carnivore was a bad name and a bad idea, it no longer exists" was flatly known to be false by at least 3 people in the room who had had occasion to be directly aware of *which* little rooms at the local mid-level ISP had the secret equipment, still in use as of the previous week.

    He also refused to acknowledge the federal role in crippling security through the encryption export controls, which while looser now are still aimed dead square against anything the NSA cannot easily break into, and FCC standards that prevent breaking FBI or other agency undetectable man-in-the-middle monitoring.

    We'll see if this new guy can do a better job, but if he has Ashcroft's hand shoved up is ass making his lips wiggle, I don't hold out much hope for actual improvements in our overall security. The very tools that improve security make life harder for law enforcement to monitor without detection: Ashcroft is not giving up those features, period.

  52. Re:his name sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you keep praying to your invisible friend in the sky. maybe someday he'll take you to the highest mountain and show you the entire flat, pizza-shaped circular earth. while you're there, you too can prove that the value of pi is 3.00 as well.

  53. L0pht by slashhax0r · · Score: 1

    Bah! Now a multibillion dollar l0pht heavy industries... :)

  54. Re:That name sounds foreign. by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

    That's a brilliant post coming from someone whose ancestors were undoubtedly immigrants. Remember, genius, Americans are not native to this country. America was founded by people not born in this country with the idea that everyone is welcome, regardless of where you were born.

    And you believe to have the insight to accuse others of having a narrow view of the world? If you ask me, anyone who takes the time to slander a group of individuals and express such obvious xenophobia would be a more likely candidate for a narrow view of the world.

    Then again, that could just be my narrow, liberal view of the world talking.

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  55. Not even an attack by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but not even a terrorist attack will prove that it works or does not. If they attack and fail, how do we know that security measures wouldn't have stoped them before? New security requirements that worked don't count because we might have implimented them anyway. If they attack and the deparment cannot stop them, then it doens't prove anything since every plan made by man fails in some way.

    The above doesn't even account for any terrorists who start planning something and realize before they are caught that it would fail so they stop the plan, and are never caught.

    Which is all sad because IMHO I consider the department of homeland security a big waste of my tax dollars. Not the biggest waste, but still just waste at best. At worst it tramples all over freedoms that I used to have.

  56. Re:That name sounds foreign. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people who founded America restricted immigration based on race. So not everyone was welcome. They also considered black to be 3/5ths of a White man.

  57. Security? by 00RUSS · · Score: 1

    Internet Security, thast just an old wives tale.

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  58. www by achurch · · Score: 1

    And can we please enact a law prohibiting people from the deep South from saying "www"? Hearing someone say, "Dubya dubya dubya" makes my fucking ears bleed.

    Just get them to do what I do--pronounce it "wuh-wuh-wuh". Saves on syllables too.

    I also considered "wee-wee-wee" at one point, but it never really caught on...

    1. Re:www by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      Of course, saying "wuh-wuh-wuh" would invariably lead to everyone in the room completing it with "Wuh wuh wuh what do you want? Why do you keep touching me?" as per the Warcraft II rap.

    2. Re:www by nickos · · Score: 1

      When I was paid to be a nu-meeja-hor I always heard it shortened to "dub-dub-dub", which I think sounds better than "wuh-wuh-wuh".

      Personally, I think both the "www." and domain extensions are pointless. National domains are daft on the border-free internet, and how many Merkans use ".us" anyway?

    3. Re:www by nickos · · Score: 1

      And "dub-dub-dub"'s semi official too, since it's got an entry in the Jargon File

  59. Re:That name sounds foreign. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    that could just be my narrow, liberal view of the world talking


    Correct. And I didn't even have to point it out to you. Like all traitors to our country, may I show you to the door? Fricken liberal scum.

  60. Snowden by delcielo · · Score: 1

    The guy in charge of security at any institution might as well change his name to Snowden.

    If you don't recognize this name, Snowden was a character in the Joseph Heller book "Catch 22" He's a gunner in a B-25 who gets shot. The protagonist, Yossarian, goes back to help him, and tells him he'll be fine. Then he opens the kid's jacket and his guts spill out all over the floor. The kid can't see them, so Yossarian keeps trying to comfort him.

    That's your security administrator. He's already dead, it's just that nobody has shown him his guts yet.

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  61. Forget about all this cyber security stuff... by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 1

    ......All I want to know is.. Will he free Kevin?

    :::tip of the hat to the 2600 Crowd:::

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  62. In a Bevis voice.... by narftrek · · Score: 1

    US-CERT with retzin. Two nets in one...
    hehe hehe

  63. Verisign... by nettdata · · Score: 1

    Maybe his first order of business should be to go after Verisign, as they're the biggest "Cyber Threat" out there right now.

    Who knows, maybe his Air Force experience will come in handy when it comes time to call in the air strike.

    For that matter, while he's at it, he could pay a little visit to SCO as well. ;)

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  64. Re: Any results by tuba_dude · · Score: 1
    Of course, you should never trust any single source of interpretation...

    I think you've got it right there. If you care about a story, you should get as much information as possible. Of course, sometimes you can only get biased opinions, but in that case, you can just get a whole lot of opinions, average them out, and come out with at least a little info.

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  65. Re: Any results by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    ...unless of course you just get the facts and interpret them on your own... et voila, knowledge, not propaganda. Not a very popular option, but it usually exists.

  66. Maybe I am paranoid... by greppling · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...but this partnership between DHS and CERT makes me feel uneasy. Would you, if you had discovered a security hole in, say, a widely used FS/OSS application, still notify CERT about it? If you have to assume that the first organization they will share the information with is the DHS?

    Yes I know, the DHS hasn't done anything so far to earn this level of distrust from me, in fact they seem to be trying to build up trust, but...I'd definitely feel better just contacting security@mylinuxdistribution.com.

    1. Re:Maybe I am paranoid... by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "I'd definitely feel better just contacting security@mylinuxdistribution.com."

      Why, does that resolve to VeriSign?

  67. DISSIDENCE DETECTED (ALERT ALERT ALERT) by pmz · · Score: 1


    Government agencies do not need to defend their existence once formed. Get him!

    (sound of IIZENII saying "Who?!?! What are you..." then silence)

  68. Re: Any results by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > unless of course you just get the facts and interpret them on your own

    The problem is that these "facts" aren't really available. Most of the "facts" you hear aren't entirely true and leave the idea out of context. Where do you find your so-caled facts? Obviously, some places are better than others. CNN, C-Span? Okay, they're not too bad. FOX News, NPR? Might want to try again.

  69. Re:his name sounds by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > > I am no more a racist than you are a religious zealot.
    > Check out the link and see how much of a "zealot" I am. You'll be amused. :)


    Reread that statement. He said "I am just as much racist as you are just as much Christian." He went to the link, saw what it was (that you aren't christian) then said that he isn't a racist, using that info. Nice try.

  70. Re: Any results by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    Being as it is the government, the facts are readily available. Every single word spoken on the House and Senate floors can be searched at:

    http://thomas.loc.gov

    Wonder where Bushie is spending money? Try the office of management and budget:

    http://www.omb.gov

    Want to know how diligently your representatives are looking into problems in government? Try the General Accounting Office:

    http://www.gao.gov

    If you don't know where to start, try:

    http://www.firstgov.gov

    If you don't trust anything from your government, try the Open Government Awareness project at MIT. They have an interesting method of assigning levels of authenticity and verification of facts:

    http://opengov.media.mit.edu/

    Of course, the selection of facts can distort the truth, but that is just the nature of reality. If you're seeking absolute truth, that's a matter of faith, religious or otherwise.

    p.s. Thanks for the object lesson in Americans only seeking answers via the media as you gave no non-media sources of information. I hope these help.

  71. Re: Any results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the record of the voice vote tally for the DMCA on thomas.loc.gov, drilled down to the specific representatives? Oh wait, there isn't one, because they voice voted so it would be a secret.

  72. A Clue for you. by caseydk · · Score: 1



    psst... If you want to make a comparison between the Department of Homeland Defense and something else, you should probably compare it with the Department of Defense instead of ONE of their buildings (the Pentagon).

    There were nearly 150k in troops in Iraq, and 37k in South Korea. I won't even bother going into anything else.

    The Department of Defense is *MUCH* larger than the Department of Homeland Security.

    1. Re:A Clue for you. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      ...PSSST! I'm well aware of that, I live on Capitol Hill for godssake, surrounded in relatively close proximity by numerous military bases that are not physically contained within the Pentagon (DUH). However, since you couldn't name DHS properly, I'll take that all with a grain of salt.

      It was a silly comparison to illustrate the silliness of an even sillier suggestion that 19th century British colonial administration could be considered "more complex" than something requiring a staff more than seven times as large as the pentagon nearly a century past the decline of the Empire, nothing more.

      Maybe I should have made the equally as bleeding bloody obvious point that in 2003 the administration of Wal*Mart is more complex than administering the British Empire ever was. Considering most of the work in the latter was done with pen and paper, or, in the very advanced stages of the empire, typewriters, the point should scarcely need much elaboration.

      Of course, we could digress into arguments about how the British Empire is still well and good through the Commonwealth of Nations and through massive foreign investment in effect making the British still the owners of half the world, but that would just be too assinine and tedious for words.

  73. age and fitness limits by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The FBI put out cyber-crime recruiting press releases in our city last month. It sounded like reasonable psoitions and pay. However, you have to be under 35 years old and be able to pass a fitness test (run 1.5 miles in under 12 minutes). The newspaper thought the latter would be hard on geeks.