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Perfumed, Glowing Cloth

namtap writes "A story on NPR's All Things Considered discusses a light emitting fabric: The costumes onstage in Washington, D.C., might look a little brighter this opera season -- or at least, much more colorful. All Things Considered senior host Robert Siegel talks with Alberto Spiazzi, costume designer for Washington Opera's production of Aida, about luminex, a self-illuminating fabric." Makarand writes "A new technology will soon enable scents to be woven into fabrics. The technology, called Sensory Perception Technologies (SPT), will allow particles of moisturisers, deodorants and fragrances to be woven directly into fabrics. Scented tiny droplets contained inside miniature waterproof particles are woven into fabrics to be released upon activation by movement or touch. The fabrics are dry cleanable and machine washable."

139 comments

  1. wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    A true must-have for geeks everywhere...

    1. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 4, Funny
      Not only that, but with luminex, we can make our clothes blink on and off just like all the routers in the server room ;-).

      --sex

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    2. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by Simon+Field · · Score: 1


      Would wearing a Luminex garment make you appear brilliant?

      Instant geek?

    3. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by Kibo · · Score: 1

      Would wearing a Luminex garment make you appear brilliant?

      No. But it may allow you to throw down on Sho-nuff and score with Vanity.

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      --Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
    4. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but how much gerfingerpoken does it take to get you spitzensparken?

    5. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by kfg · · Score: 1

      Oh great, just what we need. Blinken Briefs.

      KFG

    6. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 4, Funny
      luminex, we can make our clothes blink on and off just like all the routers in the server room ;-).

      My girlfriend figured that I'd pay more attention to her breasts if she did that to her bra. It seems to have worked. Now I can get cuddles and network status all in one stroke.

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      OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
    7. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by mlush · · Score: 1
      Not only that, but with luminex, we can make our clothes blink on and off just like all the routers in the server room ;-).

      Be careful, I recall its possible to decode network traffic from the router blinkenlights...

    8. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You really shouldn't use the word "stroke" in that line, unless..

    9. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by MikeFM · · Score: 3, Funny

      But can you hack your girlfriends software to run Linux? I'd be really geeky cool to make your girlfriends new bra and panty set run Linux and do something useful like provide bio feedback. Just imagine if womens cloths would let you know if their in the mood to jump you or just punch your eye! Who needs mood rings. :)

      Just think of this with bluetooth intergration. Your PDA, cellphone, and laptop could all intergrate with your cloths. If you have a meeting coming up your PDA blinks your shirt cuffs to remind you. Got a call? Don't set it to ring or vibrate.. make your cloths color cycle. Kicking ass and getting frags? Make your cloths show a flame pattern.. smokin!

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    10. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by MagPieie · · Score: 1

      mood clothes are just what my boyfriend needs, set it up so he could run what if? before making comments or asking questions. 'oooohhh that would get a red response.. better keep quiet bout her hair' it would keep so many relationships together :)

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      ..life is just a dream
    11. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      screw detecting there mood, how about change there mood?

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    12. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Changing their mood is up to you. If you know where your starting it's a lot easier though. Given the average geeks inability to intuit such data mood sensing cloths could be a real help. Maybe the makers of the cloths could include a phrase book that is color coded.

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      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    13. Re:wow - deodorant-impregnated fabrics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to say it...

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these. Oh yeah, baby.... yeah baby... yeah baby...

      Another fine pr0n moment brought to you by technology.

  2. It might smeel good and glow... by Twintop · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...but does it have Digital 4 Track Recorders?

  3. Heat Change Clothes by Cuprous · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone remember the shirts that would change color with heat? I loved how the armpits would always be one color and the rest of the shirt would be the other.

    1. Re:Heat Change Clothes by svvampy · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should have seen my hyper-colour undies!

    2. Re:Heat Change Clothes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone remember being beaten up for wearing really geeky clothes? I loved how one eye would be one color and the rest of my face the other.

    3. Re:Heat Change Clothes by ndogg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, I always had these strange blue spots on my body after coming home from school.

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      #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    4. Re:Heat Change Clothes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I always had these strange blue spots on my body after coming home from school.

      Abuse? =(

    5. Re:Heat Change Clothes by hplasm · · Score: 1

      I hate this when it happens to normal shirts, tho'. Time for a new pit spray...

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    6. Re:Heat Change Clothes by browman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ah, yes! "Global Hypercolour"... I've still got one somewhere (unless my wife threw it away!) Fantastic 80's throwback which, unfortunately, stopped working after about 3 washes.

      --
      You fool! You've given cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god! Do you know what that means?
    7. Re:Heat Change Clothes by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      Yeah I remember Hypercolour shirts.... anyone also remember how they were believed to cause cancer?

      I'm not sayin'.... I'm just sayin'.

      --
      If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
    8. Re:Heat Change Clothes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Had one in Texas, brought it to Silicon Valley - it never changed color.

      God, I love this climate.

    9. Re:Heat Change Clothes by edshepp · · Score: 1

      I remember those. Hypercolor shirts. I thought I was the only one who remembered.

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      http://edshepp.blogspot.com
  4. Scents ... by webdevcoder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gee ... the scents must be there to mask the manufacturing smell of their clothing ...

  5. Re:TROLLDOT IS AVAILABLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAHA... not any more...

  6. how long.... by Cynikal · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. until they can weave febreeze into fabric?

    1. Re:how long.... by sweetooth · · Score: 1

      Hopefully never. They spray that crap all over the office at work. Not only does it smell horrible, but all it does is mingle with the other scents in the office. Instant headache when that crap is sprayed.

    2. Re:how long.... by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      Hey, that'd save a lot of effort with washing... But the springtime freshness would really begin to piss people off around you.

      Is this the first NPR article on /.? If so, yay!

  7. Not just for looking funky by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This could be great for children, road workers or other similar people who have a tendency to get too close to cars in the dark or need to be seen for other reasons.

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    1. Re:Not just for looking funky by l810c · · Score: 2, Funny

      Moving Targets!

    2. Re:Not just for looking funky by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      As someone who bicyles long distances at all hours, sometimes around the clock, something like this could be a literal lifesaver.

      And if it smells minty fresh when I'm done I suppose it could save the lives of others as well. :)

      KFG

  8. funderwear by soundofthemoon · · Score: 4, Funny

    So now I won't have to worry about losing my underwear in the dark, and it will always smell like flowers?

    1. Re:funderwear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Just look for the minus sign with the halo and you're good to go.

    2. Re:funderwear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, and now my balls won't smell like shit when my girlfriend goes to suck my dick...

  9. Oh that's _exactly_ what we need! by buffy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    An excuse for geeks all round not to shower. Ew.

  10. light emitting t-shirts? by trmj · · Score: 1

    I don't know how good an idea this might be.

    As it currently stands, I try to be awake for as little daylight as I can, and brightly lit t-shirts would kinda defeat the purpose.

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    Work sucked, until it became unemployment, when it became slightly more tolerable. -Tet
  11. Glowing fabric ... by MP3Chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if Elton John's made any pre-orders yet...

  12. Glowing cloth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't see how this can compete with having magnesium woven directly into the fabric, plus a box of matches.

    1. Re:Glowing cloth? by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, it's always a good idea to dress with a little flare.

      KFG

    2. Re:Glowing cloth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think matches burn hot enough. Might I suggest a portable blowtorch instead?

    3. Re:Glowing cloth? by lostchicken · · Score: 1

      Yeah. We need to talk about your flair.

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      -twb
  13. Obligatory Dupe Notice by msaulters · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/10/0 9/1627251&mode=thread

    At least this one has some new information. Maybe we're seeing some progress.

    --
    These people looked deep into my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.
    1. Re:Obligatory Dupe Notice by cetan · · Score: 1

      Scintillating plastics have been around for quite a while...I'm wondering why only now someone has developed this...maybe an issue of cost or maybe some strength problems?

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      In Soviet Russia...michael would be rotting in Siberia!
  14. Come on over here baby.. by StormyWeather · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mmm scratch and sniff girls.

    Oh wait, I think my uncle Tom has been scratch and sniff for like 15 years... Not that you would want to.

  15. 'bout time by El_Smack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget modding your Xbox. Deodorant and a nice fresh scent imbedded in clothes is information _desperately_ needed by this audience. :-)
    (C'mon, I'm a member of that group too.)

    --


    There are 01 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
  16. can see this one coming by automag_6 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    all the geeks that have poor hygene to start with requesting slogan/comic t-shirts with deoderant built in...

  17. no more glowsticks by NeuUnderground · · Score: 0

    Does this mean i don't have to break glowsticks open and rub it on my clothes to glow anymore?

  18. And this could by katalyst · · Score: 2, Funny

    result in intelligent clothing. It would be irritating to have your clothes emit a constant smell. Why not have sensors on the clothes to detect sweat, and only THEN activate the er.. fumigators or scent generators.. Using this technology, clothes may be able to change color with emotions.... that should be intersting.

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    1. Re:And this could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It would be irritating to have your clothes emit a constant smell.

      Irritating ?!? don't you use aftershave ?

    2. Re:And this could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until you are required to wear cloths that change colors based on your mood to prevent terrorism! Takes pills *ahh thats better*.

    3. Re:And this could by anubi · · Score: 1
      Why not have sensors on the clothes to detect sweat, and only THEN activate the er.. fumigators or scent generators

      Now, if they could make underwear responsive to intestinal gas. Old men all over the world need this.

      --
      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

    4. Re:And this could by splerdu · · Score: 1

      Just what we need... Mood scenting!

      I wonder how it would smell when you get really constipated?

    5. Re:And this could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better would be clothes that change scent depending on the wearers mood. THAT would really change the world for the better because, who wants to be in a 'stinky' mood then? ;)

  19. headaches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one and only foreseeable advantage of scented clothes would (hopefully) people stop dousing themselves in thick, potent, cheap perfume.

    However what about those who are extremely sensitive to scents? It sucks.

    I say we go back to scratch-n-sniff or just licking each other.

  20. Just What I Was Waiting For by jade42 · · Score: 1

    I always wanted to look like those people in Tron.

    You know, not really. I like my clothes just the way they are.

    --

    Brought to you by the Artificial Idea Factory.
  21. One for the workers! by svvampy · · Score: 1

    So this light fabric will help the malnourished children and other slave labourers see what they're making? I'd guess it wouldn't improve the smell, they wouldn't want to waste anything on their unwashed bondsmen. Soon we'll need glowing rubber to ensure parity in the working conditions for the nike 'cobblers'. Maybe they could irradiate some mad cows, it's not like anyone is going to eat them anyway.

    1. Re:One for the workers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what workers? glowing bras are obviously made my robots...

  22. Luminex by LMariachi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    $280/yd (and a 50 yard minimum order) seems a little steep for fabric with strands of optical fiber woven in -- you still have to hook up the light sources yourself, probably after you've cut your pattern. Seems most people capable of making anything more complicated than a tablecloth out of this stuff could probably weave their own.

    1. Re:Luminex by chocho99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think an excellent alternative is to use Super Luminova thread. No battery needed. 12+ hour brilliant glow with a 10 minute charge in daylight. Multiple colors. 10 year shelf life. No nasty radiation to speak of.

      www.glo-net.com
      www.readysetglo.com/recipes.html
      www.extremeglow.com/glowpowder.htm

    2. Re:Luminex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't made from optical fibers and batteries. It seems to be made from fibres containing a substance that reacts to elementary particles. The fact that it is a product of CERN should surely suggest to you that this is something a little more sophisticated?

  23. Great Joke Gift by theperplepigg · · Score: 4, Funny
    For some reason, the first thing that comes to mind is getting someone a shirt fused with cat pheremones (or dog, deer, frat boys, etc). Would be interesting to watch, if only for the laughs.

    --paul

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    -- Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
  24. more time to do what you want by jdkane · · Score: 1
    will allow particles of moisturisers, deodorants and fragrances to be woven directly into fabrics

    I never have to do laundry again! Now I can drag the 3-day wear into infinity ...

  25. Better colors? We can do that now... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    Buy a bottle of your favorite upscale whisky, and hit off of it frequently before the opera starts. I promise everything on stage will glow and appear more colorful. Heck even the sound will glow....you'll glow!

    'Color by J. Daniels, of Tennessee'.

    It's up to your partner to supply an upgraded scent, however. No platform-pizza jokes, please.

    1. Re:Better colors? We can do that now... by l810c · · Score: 1
      A good bottle of Tequila and you'll see way more colors than JD(Upscale?).

      And their both way down on the list of things that will make you see more colors.

    2. Re:Better colors? We can do that now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but you forget, at the opera it's a long time between potty breaks. Hope you have a strong bladder.

    3. Re:Better colors? We can do that now... by djupedal · · Score: 1

      Of course :)

      This is the Opera, after all, so you would do wise to co-ordinate your alcohol with the performance, eh? Jack for 'The Turn of the Screw' and Tequila for 'La Bohème', perhaps. Only a suggestion to get you started. Feel free to ask your local liquor store owner for his/her advice...stop off on the way to the Met, I'm sure they will have just the brand to suit the event.

  26. Oh no! by moronga · · Score: 4, Funny

    You linked to NPR. Did you get permission?

  27. Good, maybe we can get scented panties... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 0, Troll

    for those ladies that don't douche!

  28. Re: Sho-Nuff by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    SHOGUN OF HARLEM!!!

    You rawk! I've always wondered where the other person was who saw that brilliant movie. :)

  29. Disco Stu by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if only this had come in the age of the disco... endless possibilities! Now, I can't help but think this will go the way of the segway.

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    Africus aut Europaeus?
  30. Be careful... by baywulf · · Score: 1

    before interwoven patents this fabric.

  31. Does anyone remember HyperColor? by adzoox · · Score: 3, Funny
    In the mid 80's I had two TShirts and a Golf Shirt that turned a different color when you got wet or warm. The only problem with the golf shirt was that the whole thing was HyperColor material, so, people saw if you were nervous. I remember finding out that it was the wrong 8th grade date shirt.

    What I thought was even more interesting is that at first the company who made it, Generra, was a prime brand, it ended up a few years later in the forgotten trends market at Montgomery Ward.

    It's going to be interesting. It's looking like one day we will have clothes that change color, glow, smell and have RFID tags. Maybe Gap will just make any stolen T Shirt Stink and glow with the words, "I stole this" or "I don't fold things back neatly at the Gap"

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    Yell & scream & rant & rave... it's no use... you need a shaaaave ~ Bugs Bunny
    1. Re:Does anyone remember HyperColor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      adzoox writes:
      the whole thing was HyperColor material, so, people saw if you were nervous. I remember finding out that it was the wrong 8th grade date shirt.
      Times have sure changed. Aren't you glad homosexual relationships are now accepted.
  32. None more black by jforr · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should try costumes painted with superblack paint?

    1. Re:None more black by martingunnarsson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Men in black, Men in black II, Men in Superblack!

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      Martin
    2. Re:None more black by hplasm · · Score: 1

      ..and emitting Blacklight..(LWUV)

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      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  33. And illegal in Halifax, Nova Scotia by kfg · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.fumento.com/halifax.html

    Coming soon to a city near you.

    KFG

  34. I know some people... by L053R · · Score: 1

    I sure hope the guys at ThinkGeek.com pick up on this.
    There are plenty of guys in the Math and CS depts around here who could use some 'decent' smelling clothes :|
    Perhaps it could be mandatory?

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    L053R
  35. Pretty, but expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I emailed them about it. Here is the reply.

    Thank you for your interest in Luminex.

    We are Zuzka, the exclusive Distribution & Product Development team for Luminex in the US & Canada.

    Yes, the optical fiber fabric is available for purchase!

    The minimum is 50 yards per fabric type.

    The fabric is woven with optical fiber (and is illuminated by LED's) into the following fabrics:

    - Double sided LED polyester (sheer quality/ 7 colors) 58 "w $280/yd
    - Lycra 58 "w $280/yd
    - Super Velo (extra densely woven optical fibers) TK

    LED colors available: white, blue, red, green, &yellow

    Standard fabrics allow the LED color to be different every 18"

    Double sided fabrics are capable of having two different colored LED's merging into the same fibers to create additional colors

    Orders for quantity and for custom made sample products (i.e: pillows, jackets, etc.) can processed by phone and finished to your specs.

    Yardage Prices do not include rechargeable 3.6v battery and recharging kit.

    all SAMPLES must be purchased: $234-364/yd
    battery: $24 per battery
    recharger kit: $26 per recharger.

    weaves available include 7 kinds of poly's: white, blue, silver, gold, red, green, cream & black

    Delivery is currently 4-8 weeks

    please do not hesitate to contact me for more info:

    Christopher Berger
    Zuzka for Fabricology Inc.
    37 East 18th Street, Suite 10
    New York, NY 10003

    T 212. 260.1876
    F 212. 260.7963

    chris@zuzka.com
    www.zuzka.com

    1. Re:Pretty, but expensive by ChesireKat · · Score: 0

      Holy crap, $280 a yard. Thats kinda on the expensive side just so we can find our underwear in the dark. I think i'll get the glowing red and gold, It'll dive a whole new meaning to "flamer".

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  36. Geek Gear but... by pc-0x90 · · Score: 4, Funny

    if people are going to start pushing for this with built in deodorants and perfumes to hide the fact that it will be worn over and over by people with poor hygiene, why would we care that it is [a] dry-cleanable or [b] machine washable? C'mon, think of the target audience in the writeup!

  37. Shouldn't be for geeks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget about the geeks, the first few productions should be for the French.

  38. Next on slashdot by ptaff · · Score: 4, Funny
    Let's play the scent game. Next on slashdot:
    • Beer-smelling refrigerators;
    • Girl-scented hacker keyboards;
    • Apple fragrance for computers;
    • Jazz CD's with a swing aroma;
    • Envelopes stamped with pine's odour;
    • Phones that smell like pizza;
    ... overreached myself ...
    1. Re:Next on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or Jazz mags with swinger aroma

  39. What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How about glowing bed sheets and blankets? That would make for some really amazing sex.

    1. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How about glowing bed sheets and blankets? That would make for some really amazing sex.

      Just do it when the humidity is very low, and watch all the static electricity!

  40. Re: Sho-Nuff by Kibo · · Score: 1

    You may be the fabled "lost brother" we have been searching for. There are others. You are not alone.

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    --Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
  41. Robert Siegel... by Talking+Goat · · Score: 1

    ... is super-dreamy. I wonder if I can get a Siegel-scented tie?

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    + G to tha Izzo, A to tha Tizee, Talking Giz-oat, Ya'll Bettah Feel Me... +
  42. Dilemma by CoderByBirth · · Score: 1

    What will all the geeks that don't use deodorant wear now, huh?

  43. Re: Sho-Nuff by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Solid.

  44. I think it stinks by demo9orgon · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm not alone when I say that artificial smells and designer perfumes in fabrics is a terrible idea. There are many people who get migraine-level headaches when Ms. Thang and whatever she's doused herself with come wafting through the office. If I thought (vomiting,trepanation,pre-frontal lobotomy,ECT) would help get rid of the headache and nausea, I'd do it. If they think they smell that bad, why don't they stay home. I read somwhere that this is one of the major complaints people have against their fellow employees...and we're not talking bad body odor. Some perfumes can make you violently ill.

    Hopefully this crap will never see mass-market.

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    Every new form of media has it's own Requirimento
    1. Re:I think it stinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My wife is allergic to almost any smell. If we go somewhere nice (a play, a church, a restaurant) and we're too close to a woman wearing perfume, she starts sneezing and getting headaches. What's more, there are times she'll get headaches from perfumes that I can't even smell and I'm right next to her. Scented clothing would drive her up the wall. There could be whole departments of stores that she couldn't go into.

      I don't have a problem with various smells, but judging by her reaction, I'd sooner see the removal of scents rather than its increase.

  45. Old story by floydman · · Score: 1
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  46. Finding clothes will be even harder now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finding clothes I like is hard enough already.
    I notice that lately, every single item of clothing has something wrong (hideous) about it.
    The other day, saw a nice long sleeved black T-shirt, looked ok. But someone had decided to put a pocket on the left breast. doh.
    The shirt next to it, no pocket, but a tiny white stripe around the middle. wonderful.

    So now not only will we have to put up with crap like that, the next shirt I find that looks good might make me smell like a fairy? :(

  47. Derelicte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will hobos still be able to maintain their earthly scent?

  48. Luminex will be great by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    I'd say that Luminex would be great for my second-base mobile, along with the quadraphonic sound, the waterbed, and the strobe light.

    oh yeah baby!

  49. yep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very gay.

  50. Great by Kanasta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    now I'll have to buy new clothes when the perfume runs out?

  51. The President's new clothes by IXI · · Score: 1

    Let the president wear luminex suits and it will bring a little brightness into the White House.

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    He saw some dirty arabs and fired. Too bad it was just some friendly kurds, BBC reporters and his fellow cowboys.
  52. Try elwire by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why not try electroluminscent wire? I bought a bunch a couple years ago for a quick and dirty Tron halloween outfit. Not only was it a smashing sucess which got me more free drinks than I could handle thus creating a drunken smashed Tron, but I'm sure my night visibility was amazing. I didn't get run over once!

    Even the cheapest elwire can be bought with an sequencer so you could build a simple circuit and make your clothes tell drivers if you intend to turn right or left, like giant body sized blinkers.

  53. self-illuminating Bright Green Jacket by z_gringo · · Score: 1

    And what happens if I want my new self-illuminating bright green jacket to be Scent Free?

    And why weave scents into the fabric anyway?

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  54. New Novelty Scent Fabric Lines by MisterMook · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can just see the novelty market for this...

    Tweed sweaters with that "old man" smell

    Bras for your teenage daughter that smell like gun smoke.

    Skirts for your ex-wife that smell like female dogs in heat, but only to other dogs. Now an excuse to get her a present this year!

    Bed sheets that always smell like you've washed them.

    Car upolstery that always smells new.

    Child clothes that smell like bubblegum.

  55. Scented clothes? by DohDamit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lisa Simpson, your discovery has finally found a practical method of application! Geeks of the world, unite to throw off your scent, so that the bullies only smell salad dressing, instead of your fear!

  56. Why not . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Create clothes that have deoderant in them instead. I know several people that could use self-deoderizing clothes as opposed to better-smelling ones.

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  57. Prior art... by ryanvm · · Score: 2, Funny

    A new technology will soon enable scents to be woven into fabrics.

    Scents inextricably bound to fabric? Where have I seen this before?

  58. SPIT by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would prefer the technology be called Sensory Perception Integration Technologies (SPIT) - the clothes that make you drool.

    You could bask in the glistening SPIT on your clothes or relish the thought that passers by can enjoy the smell of SPIT on your shirt.....

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  59. The Emporer's New Clothes by HarmlessScenery · · Score: 1
    "The smells are almost subliminal so as not to create any conflicts with the wearer's personal perfumes," ICI added.
    So you can't actually smell the smells - but they are there - honestly :) 1. Buy some cheap fabric 2. Get some clothes run up in a sweat shop 3. Advertise them as 'having Pheromones impregnated right into the fabric'. 4. ... 5. Profit! :)
  60. It would be more fun... by zackbar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    if instead of merely being luminous, clothing could be programmed to be transparent.

    Floating patches of transparency on women's outfits would be all the rage. Obviously, within reason.

  61. These should be mandatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the H1B crowd!

  62. Token Ring by peu · · Score: 1


    This will add at least a week to the tokenringish clothes reciclying ...

  63. slashdotted bra by crimsontiger6 · · Score: 1

    I think we slashdotted the hirez bra pic on the luminex site. :)

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  64. I was there! by whitelabrat · · Score: 1

    I just happened to be there to see Aida on the 22nd. I was particularly confused when I saw the clothes glowing on some characters. At first I though it was something like a glow stick. But then I saw a plug comming out of one of the costumes...

    Too bad the acoustics couldn't keep up with the costumes!

  65. Allergy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as an allergy sufferer I would consider it my right to shoot anybody wearing such an offensive outfit!

  66. Plus it's the odor version of "It's a Small World" by geekotourist · · Score: 1

    playing over and over. Even if a person's perfume had no allergens, sending out one scent constantly is boring / rude. The perfume industry markets the idea of a 'signature scent' people can wear to announce or associate with their presence. To me that is like a 'signature sound' that people could play to announce their presence-- a quiet ringtone that never stops.

  67. This explains alot by Mithrandir3791 · · Score: 1

    I saw the dress rehersal for Aida a week ago. I saw the glowing dress and kept thinking to myself "Sure the lady is fat, but where are they hiding all those lights?"

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  68. The useful uses by jabber01 · · Score: 1

    Obviously, performance art is one area where luminescent clothing is useful. It will surely be a fashion fad among the youth, if it's affordable. In fact, even more so if it is not. But after a while, the fad will fall out of favor, and glowing clothes will take their rightful and practical place - as visibility enhancement for people for whom this is important.

    Cops directing traffic, EMT's, tour guides, chaperones at field trips, joggers, night-time skiiers, and so forth. These people would actually benefit from being visible in low light, like actors.

    As for the scratch and sniff clothing, it strikes me as just plain silly at first glance. But, after the initial onslaught of Channel No. 5 and Tommy Hilfiger scented, Tommy Hilfiger branded clothes, this too will find practical use.

    Think of rescue dogs trained to sniff out a particular trace scent. Think of mountain climbers and skiiers, who might be burried in an avalanche. Or first responders who might get caught in a building collapse. Or miners.

    It might seem goofy and little more than novel at face value, but this stuff might make a positive difference in the world - if it's used smartly.

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  69. Bit expensive... by Willow_mt · · Score: 1

    Lovely, but I think that is a bit expensive for one disco night...(not to mention that it's 80's stuff) :-) Plus, you only get to choose one scent for a piece of clothing? Hmm...I like deodorant more :-)

  70. Beowolf cluster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of these.
    There its been said.

  71. Flourescent dye in fabric detergent by RighteousIndignation · · Score: 1

    A passive way to do the same thing:

    I seem to remember a factoid from high school chemistry MANY years ago that most detergents used for washing clothes had dye in them. The dyes floureses (word?) so that "whites look whiter".

  72. ummm by kaens · · Score: 1

    Scented tiny droplets contained inside miniature waterproof particles are woven into fabrics to be released upon activation by movement or touch. The fabrics are dry cleanable and machine washable."
    wouldnt that either make the clothing smell either really strong at first, or make the clothe's smell fade with time, or both?
    if i want to have smelly clothes, ill just spill some perfume on them

  73. Sex by UltimaL337Star · · Score: 1

    Imagine all the new pornos, fetishes and condoms this will spawn.

  74. Fact Checking by Charles+Gaudette · · Score: 1

    I heard the NPR radio show. The commentator delved in with quick blunt and descriptive hands-on fact checking. Seeing for himself exactly how well the cloth did in both light and dark conditions. The SlashDot editors could really take a que from this guy!

  75. Aida by mediumgreen · · Score: 1

    I saw Aida last night with the Luminex costumes. They only really had two scenes using it.. one of the scenes worked very well - dancers had "wings" made of it. It was very effective.

    The other scene was less impressive. It ended up coming across as tacky. What made it even worse was they didn't bother to hook up a remote controlled on/off switch, so the performer had to hold a switch in her hand to turn it on at the right time.

    Even with the effective scene, it seems more like a gimic that would be more appropriate for use in Cats, or just about any other Andrew Lloyd Webber production, than opera.

    I couldn't think of a single use in my home or wardrobe where I would even contemplate using it. Of course, with the price, there is no chance of it showing up in my home anyway.

  76. This is hysterical by dmiracle · · Score: 1

    On the luminex website in the techincal info section there is a question about whether or not the fabric emits electromagnetic wave.

    Answer: Absolutely Not.

    Again, does the light emitting fabric emit electromagnetic waves?

    I refer you to the 400 to 700 nm section of your electromagnetic spectrum.