Return Of Bloom County. Sorta
Slartibartfast writes "According to mycomicspage.com, the entirety of Bloom County will be re-published on their site, starting St. Paddy's day, and at a "highly accelerated" rate of one week every two days, until the entire strip is up. In addition -- an extra-special bonus for us Berke Breathed fans -- his college predecessor, Academic Waltz, will also be run. One caveat: it's subscription-based. However, for $10, I'd call it a huge bargain. I'm signing up."
Isn't "St. Paddy's day" a bit offensive???
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Or anybody that had any interest in current events in the 80's. I hope it aged well.
(I still remember the critters and Steve D on the wheelchair running from the AT&T deathstar logo on a billboard)
I think a 'buncha younguns(tm)' will miss out on the political satire.
Now, do this with Calivn and Hobbes!
"Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
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Speaking of, what other strips would people like to see republished online?
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I already have most of the books, plus the floppy little record (which I should convery to mp3 (and ogg)) and I'll still probably sign up for this. Lord, how I miss Steve Dallas now that I've grown up and become him.
I'll also make sure that I look at all the comics out there that are derivative of Bloom County (almost wrote B.C. there) today. The guy was funny and he obviously had a huge impact otherwise.
This is just a neat idea and a bargain price. Count me in, baby.
GF.
Lots of petrified grits
I didn't think MyComics was worth signing up for until this became available. Bloom County rocks! And $10 a year is the right price.
Go buy the complete works, you can probably even find them used for less than cover price. Then you don't have to be in front of a tube to enjoy them, you aren't at the mercy of their business model, you've got higher resolution print copies, and you don't have to print and bind them yourself if you want all those advantages.
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I read an article about this last week, and checked out the site. It's a really great idea. Not only can you view these online, but you can setup daily emails with as many of these comics as you'd like. There's also a "collection" feature where you can virtually clip comics to save in as many libraries as you'd like.
Not only do they have Bloom County and will soon have Outland, but they have Calvin & Hobbes as well! $10/year is a pretty good deal for all these great comics. Color me convinced!
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin
Would you mail me a copy? Comics want to be free too!
(For those who need but haven't had coffee yet, I'm pointing out the inconsistency of stealing music or software but paying for something (anything!) else. If you're already a thief, why impose arbitrary limits?)
However, for $10, I'd call it a huge bargain. I'm signing up.
If you mention you posted the story on slashdot, you might get it for free.
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
Number of comics = (15 Years of comics) * (365 comics / year) = 5475 comics.
Release rate = (7 Comics / 2 Days) * (365 days / year) = 1277 comics/year.
Release time = (5475 comics) / (1277 comics/year) = 4.3 years
Cost = (4.3 years) * ($10 / year) = $50 (assuming you can't pay for part of a year)
This is one of those old-time-memories that you forget about until something like this brings it back. I remember reading this comic every Saturday morning, often thinking "what the f^%#" is going on, but laughing a lot. I really love the cat, how wierd it looks, and the content of the strips was such that if you didn't laugh, there must be a physical reason as to why you cannot laugh...perhaps you are heavily medicated in a coma. Of all days, St. Paddy's day, I have another reason to turn green today.
On a side note, have an extra pint of green tonite to celebrate the second coming of bloom county
[I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
One thing I didn't put in the article -- 'cause I didn't know until today -- was that they are posting _EVERYTHING_. In other words, today is the first time I've seen a new Bloom County strip in 14 years. Phrased yet another way, in case you never noticed, the anthologies were incomplete. This re-posting -is- complete. For example, in the first book, notice that there were no Sunday strips? I'm dying to see my first new Sunday strip tomorrow...
CmdrTaco once said,
"Golly, it sure is a lot of effort picking out the stories to submit. Now that the subscribers pay me for the priveledge of spell-, dupe- and fact-checking the stories we "editors" put up, I'm free to engage in a surly wank-a-thon with michael and timothy!"
Michael replied, "but rob dear, will I still get to act like a complete ass and suggest conspiracy theories where none exist?"
"yes! and we must be able to inject every possible drop of our irrational biases into the submitted stories," interjected timothy.
Hemos, tied up and bleeding on the couch, grunted and suggested that nothing would change. In fact, Slashdot would become even MORE partial, biased and ignorant. Plus, a new "plum" was coming out so that the Slashbots could eat and regurgitate even MORE anti-MS FUD!
They all laughed an evil laugh and opened another bucket of KFC. Except michael, who for some reason just sulked.
I went to find collections for my kids this last year. Calvin and Hobbes is still as good, even better, than I remembered it. But Bloom County, sorry to say, is not just highly topical with 80s politics and all... it's just not quite as fantastically good. Sorry to say it, but there it is. Once you get past the initial "cute Opus" phase it just felt kind of seedy. The kids never got into the big book, either, though they're obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes now.
"Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
Give Breathed and Larson credit for knowing when to hold, when to fold, and going out on top.
I asked him how everyone would have ended up, and he said that Wendell (the nerdy computer geek that Urkel was based on) would have ended up as a Linux kernel developer.
Cool stuff.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
Where do they say 15 years of comics? After all, there were... lessee... two years of Academic Waltz, and... '83 - '89, so 6 years of Bloom County. That's eight in my book. Hell, let's say they also throw in Outland, that'd be at a rate of a week a day, since they were only Sundays... (And, lastly, you can apparently pay on a monthly basis.)
I'd pay -- through the nose -- to see original strips like Blondie (back when it was a social mores shattering strip), Krazy Kat, etc. Comics back in the 30's, during the heyday, etc. These things can be found, piecemeal, in various anthologies. To have 'em all in one place for reference, well... not only would it be a terrific glimpse into Americana, it would be great fun to read, too!
...on my Banana 2000?
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In addition -- an extra-special bonus for us Berke Breathed fans -- his college predecessor, Academic Waltz, will also be run.
Pedantic correction: Breathed's original strip was called "Academia Waltz," not "Academic." It was a modest little Doonesbury ripoff that ran in THE DAILY TEXAN, the student newspaper of the University of Texas at Austin. A few of the characters later seen in "Bloom County" debuted there, but the strip is said to be of interest for Breathed completists only.
Then again, don't trust me. I never saw much of interest in "Bloom County" itself. When it won a Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning, that seemed to me a sad moment in the history of the Pulitzer. THE COMICS JOURNAL writer R. Fiore once commented that saying "Bloom County" was funny was like complimenting a shoplifter on her taste in clothes.
Give life
But reading the classic peanuts, they are actually quite fresh and humorous. Hank Ketchum (Dennis the Menace) hired people to write the jokes, then had other people draw his strips. Mr Schultz could have gone out on the top. Did he keep the party going long after the beer and popcorn dried up?
As the postee, I apologize for getting Academia Waltz wrong. Not my fault, however: that was taken verbatim from their site; I'd actually double-checked, since I'd thought it -was- "Academia". C'est la vie. As for Berke's humor, I guess it's one of those "you like him, or you hate him" deals. I like him. I don't like Larson. Go figger.
Let me know when/where you mirror it. I'd like a copy too.
Seriously, that guy epitomized cool to me, I wanted to grow up and wear Ray-Bans everywhere and always be hooking up w/ big-breasted women. Fortunately, the 1st part isn't true. Regrettably, the 2nd hasn't happened.
I may go for their "not completely satisfied in seven days?" bit. The image quality is pretty awful . . .
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I'd love to get the complete run of C&H, as there are MANY great strips that never made the collections.
What I'm wondering is: is there a way to browse the archives somehow once you're a subscriber? Let's say I started in six months rather than today - woudl I be able to access the prior six months of Bloom County? Can you get all the way back to the beginning of Calvin & Hobbes? Or do you just get what they oink out on any given day, starting whenever you subscribe?
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It might have to do with the fact that these were strips that have never been reproduced for mass consumption before. I'm guessing -- guessing -- that once we get to the "previously released in anthologies" stuff, we'll see better quality.
New comics every day! It is perhaps the best use of the internet... ever?
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...when all of the drives and network shares for the Macs in the public computer labs were Bloom County characters. Remembering clicking on Portnoy or Opus to run Gopher brings a tear to my eye.
I remember getting my first Mac my senior year and instantly replacing the default hard drive icon with Bill the Cat's image and renaming it Ack!
Anybody know where to get Bloom County icons for OS X?
Make all the arguments you want about obscure/old unattainable bootlegs/etc that you want, HOWEVER : I love file sharing, but there is no doubt in my mind that when I download a music file that I could easily walk into any music shop and pick up right off the shelf of the "Top 20" rack, I am circumventing paying for that song. If you want to sample it, turn on the radio.
Think the whole album might suck except for the one song? Don't buy it and wait for my one kick ass song to come on the radio.
In the absence of any alternatives, theft is the only other option.
...Yeah, I wont even waste anyone's time with this one. Just highlighting you said it is enuf
Put true competition (of choice, price and flexibility) into the market and then those on Kazaa et al; can be called thieves.
There is choice. Buy the package, OR there is likely a mid priced single.
If I am selling my car, does that give you any right to say- "Hey, I wasn't interested in the entire car, I only wanted the leather seats out of it for my tricked out Ford Escort. Since you were unwilling to sell it them separately, I took the liberty of just taking them. If I like them enough, I might just buy the whole car"
Yes, I am oversimplifying thing by looking at only the current music...Are you saying you never download a current song?
---"What did I say that sounded like 'Tell me about your day?'"---
Bill the Cat Lives! (again)
I used to have a good sig...
I love that comic!
Why in gods name did they cancel it?
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I think the /. crowd is just mad because opus is cooler than the linux penguin.
I think 10 dollars is a good price for a year subscription. I am tired of people overcharging for web content. I would like to see buisness models that rely on volume rather than high prices per customer.
Let's see here, all re-runs, and the book collections have been out for how long? And this is any different from the books, how? Can I take the web pages with me while I eat pancakes, and casually leaf through them at my own rate?
Thank you, no. This seriously is just another money grab. If he wants my buckages, Berkly will have to start drawing new Bloom Country strips with all the old characters. We all know Tux is influanced by Opus.
Long live Penguin Lust!
Sadly, the image quality for the first week's strips is pretty bad, and the images are small. You'd think premium content would be of higher quality...
Some of the specifics may be lost on those who did not live through it, but generalities are always funny. For instance when Rosebud was outed as female, Cutter John and the crew of the Enterpoop, Bill the Cat for president or as a fundamentalist preacher. On more serious sides we have the eternal physiological truths of searching for one's mother or trying to get acceptance from ones father(the later is a theme of King of the Hill).
I really hope this encourages the development of new strips that are self aware and humble. I think a comic should be more than just a contrived excuse for a punchline.
"She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
...Any votes on who will be getting their Bloom County comics on the BearShare or Kazaa aftermarket?...
Use your head, can't you, use your head,
You're on earth, there's no cure for that - S. Beckett
Ack! Thrrpp!
...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
Sometimes what I hate is the pressure on cartoonists to publish something every damn day. No wonder a comic I find funny this year has changed to something very weak the next. Either the author opts for middle of the road cute crap with no edge meant to put a smile on your face (at best), or they keep the edge going as long as they can until they realize there just isn't enough left for them to keep their pace.
;)
Problem is, these authors, rather than being allowed to publish on a semi-regular basis (ie whenever they want) they have to retire, some say they're taking a break, but they never come back... inertia takes over at that point.
I wonder if there would still be a Bloom County or Outland if Breathed was allowed to publish once every two weeks or once a month or so during the drier spells... I can only imagine what he would have done now with George W and Gulf War II... lots of material there
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One can be found on his official website.
And here's the other one (younger slashdot readers may not know about Reagan's infamous microphone test which probably inspired this strip).
"There are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton
Sad thing is, even after Schultz died they papers
are still reprinting those same tired strips.
I was hoping his retirement would open the
comics page up for some fresh blood. No such
luck.
...Breathed won't start doing strips again. Can you IMAGINE the midnight revelations Binkley would be having about Michael Jackson these days?
-72
-Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
Great. So when I steal the Dodge Viper and leave $20 under the door of the Dodge dealership, I can use your argument? I don't think that $15 dollar cds are a great value, but then I don't think that you can 'justify' stealing tracks because it doesn't fit -YOUR- price scheme. If everyone held this view regarding all products/services...
I was suprised they didn't resurect the Charles and Diana run when she died. I had cut those out and saved them in high school, but later tossed them. I remember the prince (baby) calling mom a "Sausy Wench".
For those born after me, these are an ancient storage media which consist of pieces of paper, on which images have been permeneantly inscribed, bound together in bundles. They are unique in that they require no electricity, no networking, do not crash, may comfortably be rested on one's lap when one is in the bathroom thinking, and contain absolutely no DRM
I know, I know - what's the fun in that. You can't even make 'em run Linux.
I am a believer of momentum and curves.
Just how tedious is it to archive (locally) huge quantities of strips like this? I mean, using MyComicsPage, let's say I sign up for a year and wish to archive Calvin & Hobbes on my computer (so's I can view 'em offline). Is this so impractical as to be impossible?
Also, which comics do they have full archives of? Is it all of them, or just a select few?
Happiness is relative, Based upon the way we live.
Shouldn't the logo for this section be a penguin instead of a foot? -Iowa
"He who laughs last, didn't get the joke."-Cap
Berke did a toon while in college -- this is where Steve Dallas, among others, first appeared -- called The Academia Waltz . He considers it to be a bit of a misadventure, a sort of "growing pains" thing, I think (though I cannot speak for the man) but DAMN it would be nice to see all of those released.
THIS IS A HINT, BERKE.
And while I hesitate to say this, lest the final remnants of the good ones get scooped up, I should mention that Berke gave 2 years worth of original toons to his mom to put up for sale.
We really need him to start drawing again. Our current presendent could supply him with material for years. Especially at the hands of Ronald-Ann [*cough] and Milo.
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$10 for everything is a great price.
Warner brothers and others would learn a lot by pricing old TV shows, musical catalogs etc. at resonable prices.
For instance, say you are a fan of 1970s show Z which ran for 122 30 minute episodes. Current pricing for a box set of all episodes would be $2 or more per episode.
The price of the box set should drop each year until it reaches the $25 range for the entire set.
It never did, and Lucy always put his optimism in perspective with some quip. It might have been funny, but if you chose to think about it further, it made you reflect a bit on your own situation. You go to work/school/look for work every day, even if it doesn't seem like it'll make a difference, because of that same sort of optimism, right?
Not everyone gets the same thing out of Peanuts, or if they do, it's not always consciously. Sometimes it's kind of like those "Chicken Soup for the Simple Minded Optimist" books - kind of gives you a good feeling even if it doesn't really do much good.
Of course, you can always spend more effort and get as self-reflective about the Peanuts characters as you want. You can see the same things in Calvin and Hobbes and occasionally in a different way in Bloom County (but not Far Side - that was just plain wacky fun). But it wasn't fundamentally about being funny, so that's the wrong way to judge it.
please - just because someone takes a superficial funny dig at Tux doesn't mean Opus still isn't better ;)
Are they going to call the re-release "Berke Breathed Again"?
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I, like many of BB fans that I know, Have his works in paper format, so I see no reason to spend 10 bucks.
.mp3s, you are a hyprocrite.
An interesting experiment would be to but them all on kazaa and see if they still get people to pay the 10 bucks.
If that last statement bothered you, and you download
and no, I won't actually do that.
I would pay the 10 bucks if it included a week of new strips, including sunday.
several of artisit who retireed around the same time said they found newspapers too limiting. I had hoped they would move there work onto the web. basically giving the an 'unlimited' canvas.
I would pay a subscription to either bloom county or calvin and hobbes website if they had new strips.
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Talk about ironic, the banner ad on my page as I type this offers a link to "Research Ronald Reagan at the world's largest online library". Fitting with the story...
Anyhoo, I think it would be cool to have a 20 Questions with Berke sometime soon, to catch up on what he's doing, and press him as to WHY, OH WHY AREN'T YOU STILL A (COMIC) STRIPPER? Even if it isn't a reprise of Bloom County, I would love to see some new work aside from children's books. I think he's one of the most talented cartoonists to ever put pen to paper. It was a big part of the lives of many of us making our way into the world in the '80s.
As for the offer of mycomicspage, I'll pass-- I have Classics of Western Literature and Bloom County Babylon, which I think have the best of his work.
Always look on the briight side of life! (whistle, whistle)
Price isn't the issue. If soimething costs too much you don't buy it. But that doesn't give you the right to steal it (and yes, aquiring copyright material without the copyright holder's consent is theft).
I'm amazed and disgusted that morality is based on price.
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
As far as leaving the original intact being justification, I'm not sure I agree. What would happen if this argument were used in other areas?
- Movies: (or even new albums). We've heard of people sneaking out digital copies of flicks/songs, and making them available on the net. In a perfect world of no-limit bandwidth, those songs could theoretically be available worldwide instantaneously. How long do you suppose people will keep putting out movies/songs if everyone had access to them before they even hit shelves/stores? If everyone thought $10 was too much for a movie, and felt they were 'harming nobody' by just downloading it...
- Drugs: Pfizer spends 10 years and $400 million finding the cure to AIDS. Your buddy works in the lab, takes home a copy of the magic formula, and soon everybody has it. Great, AIDS has been eradicated, but Pfizer soon goes out of business, and no further research is done, anywhere, because all companies have an 'information wants to be free!' guru.
- Software: Is $50 ridiculous for a game or program that took years and $millions to develop? See above movies argument. If lifting a program is made very easy and very quick; how much real advance will we see in the future? Not everyone can program fulltime just for fun and the knowledge that they are betting society from their efforts.
- How many other jobs/products/services could be lost under this justification? How many people would be out of work if everything were fair game?
I'm sure some will say that's the natural evolution of things, but I really don't think so. Someone has to spend their full time jobs creating, editing, performing, designing, programming, etc. When you, or anyone, lifts something by saying 'it's too expensive, PLUS it really isn't harming anything', I think the damage done is beyond estimation. How many people will just throw their hands in the air and say 'screw it' when they realize that they won't get paid for their work.
Would you work for free? At the end of the week, if your employer said, "well, chuck, you worked 40 hours, but I really only liked about 5 of them. Here's your check for five hours." Would you still work there? What if all companies did that? Their argument would still hold. "Hey, you're still intact! And you went bathroom SEVERAL times during the week, which we we're reimbursed for. So quit yer whining."
Mmmmm sacrilicious.
If I recall correctly (and it's mentioned in his recent Onion-AV-club interview), one of the major factors that made Berke Breathed retire was that comic strips were being shrunk to unreadable sizes. (This is currently really annoying me with Boondocks, even ONLINE fer Goodness sake!).
I always wondered, though, what if Berke had followed the path blazed by Dr. Fun , who from day 1 was publishing a 640x480 color image for each panel? Keep each daily strip 480 pixels high, and stipulate that it not be shrunk ... end of problem!
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Has anyone else noticed that the front page of mycomicspage.com promises to send me a "FREE" Calvin and Hobbes book with membership, then when you click on the book image link, it takes you to a page that requests 5 extra dollars for the Calvin and Hobbes book? Am I missing something?
I am a big fan of online comics, but I have trouble with UComics' site layout. Sites like comics.com have a link above each comic that says "NEXT." So if I want to I can browse through all the comics.
Ucomics, on the other hand only lists their comics in an index. If you want to read several comics, you have to constantly use the back button, or sign up for their My Comics page, and therefore give information to marketers.
This annoyed me so much, in fact, that I made my own comics page on my website, just so I didn't have to put up with this.
However, I probably will sign up with UComics. There is no way I will miss one of my favorite comics of all time.
Long live the Speaker Bracelet
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Mwwaaaww mwwaaaww!
When I was in Japan, I picked up a bunch of Pingu tapes on VHS. Yay Japan!
I am so happy to hear this. I still to this day can't hear "Every breath you take" without thinking of Opus singing "Every leaf you rake, Every dog you wake, Every Herring you bake. God I loved and missed Bloom County.
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
Since the sacbee.com had removed it's comics, I decided to subscribe and found they had all of my favorite strips - except Dilbert. Dilbert is free, however, and has a free email service for daily strips.
Anyway, it's a good deal. And yes, they have Calvin and Hobbes.
"Have his works in paper format..." Well, no, you don't: you have *some* of his works in paper format. I, for example, can quote virtually all the anthologies: I'm that much of a fan. The six strips I saw today were _NEW_ to me, and, I promise, were never in Loose Tails.
As for "I would pay the 10 bucks if it included a week of new strips, including Sunday", what do you mean? Every two days, it publishes "a week of new strips, including Sunday." Specifically, on a given day, it publishes the dailies (Mon - Sat), and on the next day, it does the Sunday.
Granted, if you Just Don't Care, that's one thing, but this is stuff that, unless you read from Day One in the Washington Post, you've likely never seen... 'cause it ain't been anywhere else. Granted, the stuff we've seen in the books will also be putting in an appearance, and I'll enjoy them, too, but DAMN, I'd been hoping for this for years.
I've got a shelf full of Bloom County books.
And yes, they're still endearing, and ultimately hilarious. I would still to this very day buy fresh replacements of the missing ones.
The scalp tonic syndicate (Opus as a drug runner, Miami Vice style), Bill and Opus's Politics run, The Banana Jr. computer, The stealth Basselope, and Bill the Cat's picture with an AK-47 and Jeanne Kirkpatrick for the sandanistas (my "Mujarhadeen Mama") are still some of the funniest, most inspired things ever in comics.
However, I never laughed at Doonesbury. I wonder why.
The scans aren't the greatest. Would be nice if it was like userfriendly - click on the comic and see a bigger better scan.
:(
Oh well...still means I'll finally get a complete collection of Bloom county...books skipped a lot
I'd thought I had every Bloom County book out there -- and I _KNOW_ I've never seen the strips that ran today. Do you recall where you saw the interview? I'd be -very- interested in reading it...
It's obvious why it is published every "odd" day.
I had a feeling once about mathematics -- that I saw it all. Depth beyond
depth was revealed to me -- the Byss and the Abyss. I saw -- as one might
see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show -- a quantity passing
through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus. I saw exactly
why it happened and why tergiversation was inevitable -- but it was after
dinner and I let it go.
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