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  1. Re:Radioactive Squirrels? on LANL Warning About Radioactive Trees · · Score: 1
    there is also the other episode where mr burns and smithers get busted shoving radioactive drums into the tree and the squirrel has laser eyes and burns the nut off the tree!

    Ah, but in this case it is the trees which burn the nuts off the squirrel!

  2. Re:Doesn't matter on Conspiracy Theorists, Meet The Moon · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, this also gives kudos to the VLT and similar projects- if it works well. (and if there is anything on the moon...ARG! Kidding!! OW!!)

  3. Re:Commercials.. on Farscape Fans Produce Commercial · · Score: 1

    Exactly. This is what saves a series from rotting into a goo pond once the fire goes out of it. (OOO! MIX those metaphores!!)

  4. Re:ObHelicopterJoke on Personal Helicopter Available For $30,000 · · Score: 1
    after the ejection lever has been pulled, the rotor blades are blown up.

    And a voice says "the option to override ejection has now expired.."

  5. Re:Where have you been? on Personal Helicopter Available For $30,000 · · Score: 1

    Standard Diners. Phone 'em up, say "I'll be spending 30K in a mo.." - Just so that they approve the purchase without hassle (eek! has this card been stolen? etc, etc). Buy 'copter and fly away. Pay at end of month or fly further away.

  6. Re:Sounds rather interesting on Living with Darth Vader · · Score: 1
    Thanks.

    Think I'll sign up for the soft option then ;>..

  7. Re:Sometimes SF weenies cheese me off. on An Interstellar Lifeboat for Humanity · · Score: 1

    Um, I KNOW! Let's eat this guy.

  8. Re:A better idea... on An Interstellar Lifeboat for Humanity · · Score: 1

    That's Darwin in action..

  9. Re:Commercials.. on Farscape Fans Produce Commercial · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Babylon 5 showed me that it doesn't matter how insanely popular a show is, it won't last.

    True, but at least B5 was allowed to play to a logical ending point. (well, sort of logical...)

  10. Re:Oh good Lord, isn't there a more worthwhile cau on Farscape Fans Produce Commercial · · Score: 1

    Where else can the resistance broadcast their messages in code??

  11. Re:They need a catchier line on Farscape Fans Produce Commercial · · Score: 1
    Because botox on vulcans is illogical.

    Yeah. Look what it did to the Klingons.

  12. Re:Sounds rather interesting on Living with Darth Vader · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I should RTFM, but a soft death penalty??

  13. Re:Sending Back 1 Million AOL CD's.....No Need Now on Slashback: Circumvention, AOLandfill, Scoffing · · Score: 1
    In other news.. 1 Million AOL CDs were accidentally melted when a flamewar broke out today in the vicinity of their thread....

  14. Re:Yeah, but that's not the first solution we can on Stopping Killer Asteroids · · Score: 1
    They can act as ballast in the ship full of hairdressers and telephone sanitizers...

    DNA-RIP :(

  15. Re:OT: How do you repair an IBM keyboard?? on Qiuet Keyboards with Tactile Feedback? · · Score: 1

    one venerable computer geek ( In Byte, I think??) recommended taking the keyboard into the shower, and giving it a good scrub & rinse. Don't forget to dry it afterwards, tho'...

  16. Re:Yes, hogwash.... on Fact and Fiction Behind Bond's Gadgets · · Score: 1

    Police shower room?

  17. Re:Time to upgrade the wetware..... on IBM Working on Brain-Rivaling Computer · · Score: 1

    Have to licence upgrades from Braino$oft..

  18. Re:silly on Using Your Own Name May Be Infringement, Part 2 · · Score: 1
    After all, who knows about the journalist Bill Wymann?

    Lots of people on /. do now..

  19. Re:Figures.... on Cut Curiously Precise Holes With Femto-Lasers · · Score: 2, Funny
    The ramifications of this alone on the world energy crisis is considerable!

    No more battery-powered glowing rats using up valuable resources.

  20. Re:whos bitch are you? on Helping Your Ex-Employer? · · Score: 1

    And the 'demanding' automatically adds 25%+ to the asking price..

  21. Re:WTF??? on Review: Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ooo. Who pissed in your cauldron at school , then..;->

  22. Re:Question? on Linux Clusters Finally Break the TeraFLOP barrier · · Score: 1

    About 25 years ago.......

  23. Re:Journalism grammar school? on 87GB On DVD-Sized Media · · Score: 1
    Zim. Baffon grak, imm ap bether quigg tff. Blluip vot, wat tuu pitherthiuh aff.

    Pho!Pho! Grag tvv ut wiiither!

    --

    Gwint gwant ap gwithhh....

  24. Re:Hubble? on Incredible Images of the Sun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I agree. The sun is wayyyyyyyy to close to the sun. Can't get much closer....

  25. Re:It helps to read the article on Antibiotic Resistant Staph Infections · · Score: 1

    Bring on the BacterioPhages! Seriously, is anyone working on these things?