It is now official. Headcraft confirms:
*BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community
when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING
dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all
executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which
plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion
of Iraq,
this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is
collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last
in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator [floogie.org] to
predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand
writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be
any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are
looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING
continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow
from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93%
of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING
evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more
clearly.
There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during
Saddam's
regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were
generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With
*BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively
estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so
500,000
/ 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in
1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~
1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent
with human
rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50
*BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER
YEAR
after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at
*BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly
*BEHEADING
is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything,
massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal
few but high profile
*BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now
*BEHEADING is
also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share.
*BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If
*BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks.
*BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this
point in time. For all
practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
HEY EVERYONE, LOOK!!!! It's CRAIG NEWMARK!!!!! FOUNDER AND NAMESAKE of CRAIGSLIST! And, OMG! THIS STORY IS ABOUT HIS LIST! Wow, ISN't THIS COOLER THAN 30 LIQUID COOLED ALIENWEAR BOXEN RUNNING UNBUNTU?!?!?! CRAIG? CRAIG???? WILL YOU PUT ME ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
Here is what I did today if you are interested (All times Pacific Standard):
8am: Woke up, showered 8:30: arrived at work 8:30-10: Browsed the net, posting several trolls on slashdot using the ever so handy TOR (an early Christmas gift from Slashdot no less.) 10 - 12: Prepped systems for 1 week absence 12-12:30: Lunch 12:30 - 1:00: Trip to store for last minute Christmas provisions (Baileys, potatoes, Beer) 1 - 1:30: Reviewed Slashdot trolls posted earlier 1:30 - 2:30: Meeting with Sales and Marketing 2:30 - 6:00: Christmas drinks with co-workers 6:00 - 6:15: Traveled home 6:15 - 8:20: Held congress with wife culminating with anal sex. 8:20 - 8:30: Showered 8:30 - 11:35: Prepped Christmas eve dinner (turkey with all the trimmings - tomorrow, one hour max work in the kitchen for a fine spread) 11:35 - 11:39: Wrote this post 11:40: Previewed this post 11:41: Submitted this post
With the defeat of John Kerry, it is now official. Headcraft confirms:
*BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community
when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING
dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all
executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which
plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion
of Iraq,
this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is
collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last
in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to
predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand
writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be
any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are
looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING
continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow
from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93%
of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING
evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more
clearly.
There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during
Saddam's
regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were
generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With
*BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively
estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so
500,000
/ 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in
1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~
1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent
with human
rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50
*BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER
YEAR
after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at
*BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly
*BEHEADING
is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything,
massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal
few but high profile
*BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now
*BEHEADING is
also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share.
*BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If
*BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks.
*BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this
point in time. For all
practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
Fact: *BEHEADING is dead. Fact: *.slashdot.org is dead.
With the defeat of John Kerry, it is now official. Headcraft confirms:
*BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community
when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING
dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all
executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which
plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion
of Iraq,
this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is
collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last
in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to
predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand
writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be
any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are
looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING
continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow
from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93%
of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING
evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more
clearly.
There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during
Saddam's
regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were
generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With
*BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively
estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so
500,000
/ 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in
1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~
1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent
with human
rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50
*BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER
YEAR
after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at
*BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly
*BEHEADING
is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything,
massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal
few but high profile
*BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now
*BEHEADING is
also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share.
*BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If
*BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks.
*BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this
point in time. For all
practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
Fact: *BEHEADING is dead. Fact: *.slashdot.org is dead.
A fresh patch is ready, it is now official. Headcraft confirms:
*BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community
when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING
dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all
executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which
plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion
of Iraq,
this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is
collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last
in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to
predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand
writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be
any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are
looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING
continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow
from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93%
of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING
evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more
clearly.
There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during
Saddam's
regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were
generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With
*BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively
estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so
500,000
/ 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in
1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~
1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent
with human
rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50
*BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER
YEAR
after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at
*BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly
*BEHEADING
is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything,
massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal
few but high profile
*BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now
*BEHEADING is
also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share.
*BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If
*BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks.
*BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this
point in time. For all
practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
It is now official. Headcraft confirms:
*BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community
when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING
dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all
executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which
plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion
of Iraq,
this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is
collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last
in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to
predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand
writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be
any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are
looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING
continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow
from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93%
of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING
evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more
clearly.
There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during
Saddam's
regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were
generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With
*BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively
estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so
500,000
/ 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in
1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~
1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent
with human
rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50
*BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER
YEAR
after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at
*BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly
*BEHEADING
is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything,
massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal
few but high profile
*BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now
*BEHEADING is
also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share.
*BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If
*BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks.
*BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this
point in time. For all
practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
It is now official. Headcraft confirms:
*BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community
when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING
dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all
executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which
plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion
of Iraq,
this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is
collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last
in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to
predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand
writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be
any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are
looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING
continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow
from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93%
of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING
evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more
clearly.
There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during
Saddam's
regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were
generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With
*BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively
estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so
500,000
/ 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in
1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~
1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent
with human
rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50
*BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER
YEAR
after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at
*BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly
*BEHEADING
is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything,
massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal
few but high profile
*BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now
*BEHEADING is
also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share.
*BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If
*BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks.
*BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this
point in time. For all
practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
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BitTorrent was created by a retard? I knew that it was mostly used by retards.
Cha-Chink! FP from behind the great firewall of china. I'll be back trolling you stateside in 2 weeks.
FP from my vacation to China?
It is now official. Headcraft confirms: *BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion of Iraq, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator [floogie.org] to predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during Saddam's regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With *BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so 500,000 / 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in 1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~ 1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent with human rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50 *BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at *BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly *BEHEADING is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything, massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal few but high profile *BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now *BEHEADING is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share. *BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks. *BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
© 2004 CmdrTaco (troll)
--
You know you're on to something! Three cheers for P2P, you fucking cunts.
nt
The punishment: No fecal play for 1 month. To bad, Taco, I know you love your daily dose of your wife's diahrrhea.
Accept your fate, you fat greasy fucks.
A coffin.
Watch it. Love it. Live it.
I think today is your worst day. SUCK IT UP!!!
This could be bad for the internet troll.
Bruce Perens is a fucking jerk.
Explosive diarrhea > Bruce Perens.
HEY EVERYONE, LOOK!!!! It's CRAIG NEWMARK!!!!! FOUNDER AND NAMESAKE of CRAIGSLIST! And, OMG! THIS STORY IS ABOUT HIS LIST! Wow, ISN't THIS COOLER THAN 30 LIQUID COOLED ALIENWEAR BOXEN RUNNING UNBUNTU?!?!?! CRAIG? CRAIG???? WILL YOU PUT ME ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
So, if you want to avoid being outsourced, find a job that requires no knowledge.
Sorry, Slashdot isn't hiring.
Here is what I did today if you are interested (All times Pacific Standard):
8am: Woke up, showered
8:30: arrived at work
8:30-10: Browsed the net, posting several trolls on slashdot using the ever so handy TOR (an early Christmas gift from Slashdot no less.)
10 - 12: Prepped systems for 1 week absence
12-12:30: Lunch
12:30 - 1:00: Trip to store for last minute Christmas provisions (Baileys, potatoes, Beer)
1 - 1:30: Reviewed Slashdot trolls posted earlier
1:30 - 2:30: Meeting with Sales and Marketing
2:30 - 6:00: Christmas drinks with co-workers
6:00 - 6:15: Traveled home
6:15 - 8:20: Held congress with wife culminating with anal sex.
8:20 - 8:30: Showered
8:30 - 11:35: Prepped Christmas eve dinner (turkey with all the trimmings - tomorrow, one hour max work in the kitchen for a fine spread)
11:35 - 11:39: Wrote this post
11:40: Previewed this post
11:41: Submitted this post
I have a little policy against using any software that is version 0.0.anything.
Christ you pathetic loser. Lurking in your own Ask "insert generally useless person here" cock-sucking fest. You just couldn't wait, could you?
With the defeat of John Kerry, it is now official. Headcraft confirms: *BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion of Iraq, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during Saddam's regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With *BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so 500,000 / 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in 1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~ 1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent with human rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50 *BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at *BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly *BEHEADING is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything, massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal few but high profile *BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now *BEHEADING is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share. *BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks. *BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
Fact: *BEHEADING is dead.
Fact: *.slashdot.org is dead.
© 2004 CmdrTaco (troll)
With the defeat of John Kerry, it is now official. Headcraft confirms: *BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion of Iraq, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during Saddam's regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With *BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so 500,000 / 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in 1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~ 1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent with human rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50 *BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at *BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly *BEHEADING is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything, massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal few but high profile *BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now *BEHEADING is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share. *BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks. *BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
Fact: *BEHEADING is dead.
Fact: *.slashdot.org is dead.
© 2004 CmdrTaco (troll)
I don't get it but I laugh anyway. Does that make me gay?
A fresh patch is ready, it is now official. Headcraft confirms: *BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion of Iraq, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during Saddam's regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With *BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so 500,000 / 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in 1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~ 1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent with human rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50 *BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at *BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly *BEHEADING is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything, massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal few but high profile *BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now *BEHEADING is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share. *BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks. *BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
© 2004 CmdrTaco (troll)
It is now official. Headcraft confirms: *BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion of Iraq, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during Saddam's regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With *BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so 500,000 / 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in 1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~ 1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent with human rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50 *BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at *BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly *BEHEADING is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything, massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal few but high profile *BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now *BEHEADING is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share. *BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks. *BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
© 2004 CmdrTaco (troll)
It is now official. Headcraft confirms: *BEHEADING is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BEHEADING community when Headcraft confirmed that the total number of executions by *BEHEADING dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all executions worldwide. Coming on the heels of a recent Headcraft survey which plainly states that *BEHEADING has dropped dramatically after the US invasion of Iraq, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BEHEADING is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Ruthless Dictators comprehensive execution test.
You don't need to be a Jailed Dictator to predict *BEHEADING's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BEHEADING faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BEHEADING because *BEHEADING is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BEHEADING. As many of us are already aware, *BEHEADING continues to lose market share. Rivers of blood no longer flow from headless corpses..
Ruthless dictator *BEHEADING is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core dictators. The sudden and unpleasant deaths of long time *BEHEADING evangelists Uday and Qusay Hussein only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: *BEHEADING is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BEHEADING leader Qusay stated that 500,000 Iraqis 'dissappeard' during Saddam's regime. How many of them died by *BEHEADING? Let's see. Executions were generally carried out by hanging, bullet to the head, or *BEHEADING. With *BEHEADING being to most difficult to clean up after, let's conservatively estimate that only 5% of the Iraqis that 'disappeared' were *BEHEADED, so 500,000 / 20 = 25,000 deaths by *BEHEADING during Saddam's regime. Saddam took power in 1979, meaning his regime lasted 24 years. Therefore there were (25,000 / 24) ~ 1041 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR during Saddam's regime. This is consistent with human rights reports. Since the US invasion, there have been approximately 50 *BEHEADINGS. Therefore there have been (50 / 1.5) ~ 33 *BEHEADINGS PER YEAR after the US invasion. Clearly, the terrorists are not as efficient at *BEHEADING. *BEHEADINGS have dropped 97% in the past 18 months. Clearly *BEHEADING is dying.
Due to the troubles of Saddam's Regime, what with it being gone and everything, massive amounts of *BEHEADING stopped and was taken over by a dismal few but high profile *BEHEADINGs that were carried out by nothing but cowardly terrorists Now *BEHEADING is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BEHEADING has rapidly declined in market share. *BEHEADING is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BEHEADING is to survive at all it will be among terrorist networks. *BEHEADING continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BEHEADING is dying.
Fact: *BEHEADING is dead.
© 2004 CmdrTaco (troll)