A widespread belief among faggots nowadays is that modern faggotry requires squadrons of faggots and wildly expensive equipment.
Slashdot faggot editor Michael shows off his nuclear anal probe, based on the plans of SCO's own Cmdr Taco, the inventor of Slashdot.
Michael, a baby-faced-cock-monkey fresh out of Faggot School, had almost the entire faggot faculty of Utah State University hovering (and arguing and cock sucking) over an anal aparatus he had cobbled together from parts salvaged from bath house and AIDS wards.
The apparatus is nothing less than the sine qua non of modern faggotry: a nuclear anal probe, based on the plans of Utah's own Cmdr Taco, the inventor of Slashdot and faggotry in general.
The anal probe sat on a table with an attached vacuum pump wheezing away. A television monitor showed what was inside: a glowing ball of gas surrounded by liquid diareahha.
The ball is, literally, a small penis, where an electric field forces deuteron faggatrons (a form of gayness) to gather, bang together and occasionally fuse, spitting out an anus each time fusion occurs.
"Here I am with this thing here," Michael mused, looking at his surroundings. "Who'da thought I'd be so gay?"
Michael and Taco are much alike. Both are (or were -- Cmdr Taco became Mrs Cmdr Taco in 2001) faggots. While Michael was in grade school, his mother got a flat tire while he was riding with her. He fixed it by selling himself for gay sex then using the money to pay a mechanic. For his part, Taco began improvising electric dildos at a young age. Both went on to put bigger and better things in their assholes.
"He was never motivated to take my penis in his ass," said Michael's father, Micael Sr. "It was really the gayness that motivated him."
When Michael was a sophomore in high school, browsing the Internet he discovered that Taco had come up with a way to create a goatse like opening in his asshole, a prerequisite to anal sex.
While it was not good for production of faggots (the source of much embarrassment to the VA Software in the dot com debacle in the early 2000s), Taco's design did emit faggotrons, a useful tool for commercial applications and scientific gayness. USU freshman physics major Michael, demonstrated his experiment to mentor faggots professors Richard Stallman, and Alan (Anal) Cox.
"He (Taco) was after the Holy Grail of excess faggotry, but everyone agrees that it's mostly useful as a anal probe," Michael Sr said.
About 30 such devices exist around the country, owned by such entities as Slashdot, SCO and Microsoft. ("I bet I'm the only faggot that has one," Michael said.)
Looking at Taco's plans for the first time, Michael and his father both had the same thought: Let's Fuck Right Now.
They set to work. They found a bed in an Idaho Falls scrap metal yard. Michael built a giant dildo (which can be eased into any asshole) out of a few hundred spare CDs. They found a broken turbo anal pump lying forgotten at Timothy Industries.
Too poor to buy pricey male hookers, Michael bought a container of petroleum jelly, or faggot grease, for 20 bucks and came up with a way to make it a gas and get rid of the accompanying chunks of shit by passing it over heated anal rod.
Not bad for a backdoor amateur who considered himself more of a faggot than a cock sucker.
"I teased his anus now that he was now officially a faggot," Michael Sr said.
One professor Friday stood nervously away from Michaels's reactor -- which is notably free from any condoms -- but he needn't have worried Michaels detector measures 36 faggots per minute just in background anuses from space, and the device's usual output adds only four faggotry anuses per minute. Faggots in bath houses absorb much more than that.
It took two years of gathering materials and six months of faggotry, but the final product actually, incongruously, works.
"(This was) the day I achieved a felching reaction," Michael wrote next to
You just got your cock sucked by a few pathetic fanboy moderators. Why can't you contribute something meaningful? Unlike your contribution to ST:TNG. Look at your posting history, I don't see anything remotely funny. The few posts the are modded as something other than funny are just more pathetic cock sucking by fanboy mods.
The Klingon Bird Of Prey was cloaked and following The Enterprise to the Alpha Gamma System. Its mission was to negotiate the mining rights for dilithium. The inhabitants of Alpha Gamma Prime aged backwards and the elders looked a lot like Human children. Because of this Wesley Crusher has been enlisted to acted as the main negotiator.
The Klingons in the ship found out this information, and the Captain hatched a plan that would not only mess up The Enterprise's mission, but to also give his crew a bit of fun.
Both ships dropped out of warp and took up orbit around Alpha Gamma Prime. The away team with Wesley, Captain Picard, Doctor Crusher, and Mister LaForge all met in transporter room two and stepped up on the pads. The transporter crewman set in the beam down coordinates he received from the planet and energized the transporter.
Aboard the Klingon ship, the Klingon working the science station punched in the command when he detected the transporter, and intercepted one of the signals. A person started to materialize on the bridge, and soon that person turned into a now naked Wesley Crusher. As soon as he was fully aboard, the Bird of Prey left orbit and jumped to maximum warp, not even waiting to be out of the solar system.
Wesley tried to cover himself up, but he found he could not move. He was in some kind of confinement beam. He looked around and was shocked to see all the Klingons were naked. They only had on some kind of leather belt with there house knifes and scabbards.
Wesley saw the Captain raise from his chair and give a command in Klingon. Wesley was bent over and felt his ass cheeks being pulled far apart. The Captain stood in front of Wesley and barked orders to his naked crew. Wesley was able to see the Captain's crotch area, and all he saw was a thick bush of black hair. He could see no testicles and the Captain's penis was so small that Wesley had to use all his willpower to not laugh, because a Klingon's dick was smaller then a new born human child's penis.
Wesley felt a object roughly shoved up his ass. If he could of open his mouth, his scream of pain would of been much louder then what did escape. He felt a warm fluid start to flow up into his ass and guts. At first it was not to bad, but then as more fluid filled his colon, his belly became all bloated. At the same time of feeling large cramps and not being able to expel the fluid inside him, Wesley also started to feel relaxed and light headed. As timed pass, Wesley started to giggle, and then as more time passed he would laugh at the drop of a hat.
Wesley had no idea of much time passed, but the cramps got worse, and he got more drunk. Then the object that was plugging him up was yanked very roughly out of his ass, and as soon as it was out all the way, Wesley's guts gave one last cramp, and all the fluid and other objects came gushing out like a warp core breach.
Wesley looked down and he was able to see a thick red fluid forming a puddle on the floor beneath him. Through the thick fog of his brain he was able to put two times pi to the third power together and come up with a blood wine enema. That is why he was feeling so light headed and fucked up.
Wesley heard a sharp command and he looked up again. The Captain was still standing in front of him. Wesley watched in amazement as a flap of skin seamed to drop down and out of the Klingon. Then two very large orbs dropped into the skin. The Klingon Captain now had a pair of balls and they were huge. The small stub of a penis then started to inflate with blood. Wesley's eyes grew larger as the Captain's penis grew larger. The penis in front of him grew into a very thick, 10 inches of Klingon cock. The Captain moved behind Wesley, and Wesley felt a warm object rest on his hole. Wesley tried to let out a window breaking scre
You are such a fucktard. You only get modded up because there are few idiots around here who jack off to Star Trek and anything connected with it. Go away, your character sucked and you currently suck. I just watched an ep for the first time in years and I was fucking glad you weren't it.
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
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A widespread belief among faggots nowadays is that modern faggotry requires squadrons of faggots and wildly expensive equipment.
Slashdot faggot editor Michael shows off his nuclear anal probe, based on the plans of SCO's own Cmdr Taco, the inventor of Slashdot.
Michael, a baby-faced-cock-monkey fresh out of Faggot School, had almost the entire faggot faculty of Utah State University hovering (and arguing and cock sucking) over an anal aparatus he had cobbled together from parts salvaged from bath house and AIDS wards.
The apparatus is nothing less than the sine qua non of modern faggotry: a nuclear anal probe, based on the plans of Utah's own Cmdr Taco, the inventor of Slashdot and faggotry in general.
The anal probe sat on a table with an attached vacuum pump wheezing away. A television monitor showed what was inside: a glowing ball of gas surrounded by liquid diareahha.
The ball is, literally, a small penis, where an electric field forces deuteron faggatrons (a form of gayness) to gather, bang together and occasionally fuse, spitting out an anus each time fusion occurs.
"Here I am with this thing here," Michael mused, looking at his surroundings. "Who'da thought I'd be so gay?"
Michael and Taco are much alike. Both are (or were -- Cmdr Taco became Mrs Cmdr Taco in 2001) faggots. While Michael was in grade school, his mother got a flat tire while he was riding with her. He fixed it by selling himself for gay sex then using the money to pay a mechanic. For his part, Taco began improvising electric dildos at a young age. Both went on to put bigger and better things in their assholes.
"He was never motivated to take my penis in his ass," said Michael's father, Micael Sr. "It was really the gayness that motivated him."
When Michael was a sophomore in high school, browsing the Internet he discovered that Taco had come up with a way to create a goatse like opening in his asshole, a prerequisite to anal sex.
While it was not good for production of faggots (the source of much embarrassment to the VA Software in the dot com debacle in the early 2000s), Taco's design did emit faggotrons, a useful tool for commercial applications and scientific gayness.
USU freshman physics major Michael, demonstrated his experiment to mentor faggots professors Richard Stallman, and Alan (Anal) Cox.
"He (Taco) was after the Holy Grail of excess faggotry, but everyone agrees that it's mostly useful as a anal probe," Michael Sr said.
About 30 such devices exist around the country, owned by such entities as Slashdot, SCO and Microsoft. ("I bet I'm the only faggot that has one," Michael said.)
Looking at Taco's plans for the first time, Michael and his father both had the same thought: Let's Fuck Right Now.
They set to work. They found a bed in an Idaho Falls scrap metal yard. Michael built a giant dildo (which can be eased into any asshole) out of a few hundred spare CDs. They found a broken turbo anal pump lying forgotten at Timothy Industries.
Too poor to buy pricey male hookers, Michael bought a container of petroleum jelly, or faggot grease, for 20 bucks and came up with a way to make it a gas and get rid of the accompanying chunks of shit by passing it over heated anal rod.
Not bad for a backdoor amateur who considered himself more of a faggot than a cock sucker.
"I teased his anus now that he was now officially a faggot," Michael Sr said.
One professor Friday stood nervously away from Michaels's reactor -- which is notably free from any condoms -- but he needn't have worried Michaels detector measures 36 faggots per minute just in background anuses from space, and the device's usual output adds only four faggotry anuses per minute. Faggots in bath houses absorb much more than that.
It took two years of gathering materials and six months of faggotry, but the final product actually, incongruously, works.
"(This was) the day I achieved a felching reaction," Michael wrote next to
Cybersquatting is great for cybershitting. I am not sure how you would do it any other way.
That just like fax machines in Europe. It's just two people on the phone, sort of like dictation.
Well, all the anal sex really keeps them busy over their at slashdot. They hardly pause to post a story.
And open anusi
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FP.
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You just got your cock sucked by a few pathetic fanboy moderators. Why can't you contribute something meaningful? Unlike your contribution to ST:TNG. Look at your posting history, I don't see anything remotely funny. The few posts the are modded as something other than funny are just more pathetic cock sucking by fanboy mods.
GO AWAY, YOU ARE PATHETIC
At least this isn't a review by that cocktard named honestpuck. That guy is the goatse of book reviewers.
I suppose they enjoy the chats I have with my gf..
In Soviet Russia, geeks HAVE girlfriends.
"In Soviet Russia, JUnit refactors YOU!!!"
In Soviet Russia, neither you nor java are gay.
WESLEY'S GREAT KLINGON ADVENTURE:
The Klingon Bird Of Prey was cloaked and following The Enterprise to
the Alpha Gamma System. Its mission was to negotiate the mining rights
for dilithium. The inhabitants of Alpha Gamma Prime aged backwards and
the elders looked a lot like Human children. Because of this Wesley
Crusher has been enlisted to acted as the main negotiator.
The Klingons in the ship found out this information, and the Captain
hatched a plan that would not only mess up The Enterprise's mission,
but to also give his crew a bit of fun.
Both ships dropped out of warp and took up orbit around Alpha Gamma
Prime. The away team with Wesley, Captain Picard, Doctor Crusher, and
Mister LaForge all met in transporter room two and stepped up on the
pads. The transporter crewman set in the beam down coordinates he
received from the planet and energized the transporter.
Aboard the Klingon ship, the Klingon working the science station
punched in the command when he detected the transporter, and
intercepted one of the signals. A person started to materialize on
the bridge, and soon that person turned into a now naked Wesley
Crusher. As soon as he was fully aboard, the Bird of Prey left orbit
and jumped to maximum warp, not even waiting to be out of the solar
system.
Wesley tried to cover himself up, but he found he could not move. He
was in some kind of confinement beam. He looked around and was shocked
to see all the Klingons were naked. They only had on some kind of
leather belt with there house knifes and scabbards.
Wesley saw the Captain raise from his chair and give a command in
Klingon. Wesley was bent over and felt his ass cheeks being pulled far
apart. The Captain stood in front of Wesley and barked orders to his
naked crew. Wesley was able to see the Captain's crotch area, and all
he saw was a thick bush of black hair. He could see no testicles and
the Captain's penis was so small that Wesley had to use all his
willpower to not laugh, because a Klingon's dick was smaller then a
new born human child's penis.
Wesley felt a object roughly shoved up his ass. If he could of open
his mouth, his scream of pain would of been much louder then what did
escape. He felt a warm fluid start to flow up into his ass and guts.
At first it was not to bad, but then as more fluid filled his colon,
his belly became all bloated. At the same time of feeling large
cramps and not being able to expel the fluid inside him, Wesley also
started to feel relaxed and light headed. As timed pass, Wesley
started to giggle, and then as more time passed he would laugh at the
drop of a hat.
Wesley had no idea of much time passed, but the cramps got worse, and
he got more drunk.
Then the object that was plugging him up was yanked very roughly out
of his ass, and as soon as it was out all the way, Wesley's guts gave
one last cramp, and all the fluid and other objects came gushing out
like a warp core breach.
Wesley looked down and he was able to see a thick red fluid forming a
puddle on the floor beneath him. Through the thick fog of his brain
he was able to put two times pi to the third power together and come
up with a blood wine enema. That is why he was feeling so light headed
and fucked up.
Wesley heard a sharp command and he looked up again. The Captain was
still standing in front of him. Wesley watched in amazement as a flap
of skin seamed to drop down and out of the Klingon. Then two very
large orbs dropped into the skin. The Klingon Captain now had a pair
of balls and they were huge. The small stub of a penis then started
to inflate with blood. Wesley's eyes grew larger as the Captain's
penis grew larger. The penis in front of him grew into a very thick,
10 inches of Klingon cock. The Captain moved behind Wesley, and Wesley
felt a warm object rest on his hole.
Wesley tried to let out a window breaking scre
Don't you realize that? Fucking NIGGER. You suck nigger cock for EVAR.
You are such a fucktard. You only get modded up because there are few idiots around here who jack off to Star Trek and anything connected with it. Go away, your character sucked and you currently suck. I just watched an ep for the first time in years and I was fucking glad you weren't it.
GO AWAY YOU ARE PATHETIC
I, for profit!, goatse mares of grits YOU!
Tell me, did you get the first girl who would let you fuck her pregnant? Probably some fatty zit face. Who the fuck cares about fucking baby seats?
Michael recognizes facials whenever he looks in the mirror.
What do you need office for? Your job as a male whore does not require it. Now get back to sucking cock.
n/t
I hear there going to call it Chinxnux.
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
"SCO is reported in the Age as saying they 'Have no plans to sue Linux companies...' This seems to contradict the earlier statements of Chris Sontag. This story also points out how Canopy owns stakes in several other Linux companies, including Linux Networx wheich supplied the supercomputer for Lawrence Livermore Nat Lab. One begins to wonder if the reality of their situation has become clear to them?
Why don't they spend their money on a cure for this?
You out of work dirty hippies could only get laid by a $3 crack whores (The $4+ whores wouldn't even want your business.)
Keep playing those games, faggots.
Hello, I am tall in posts as in life.
WILL FAIL IT.
FP.