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  1. conspiracy theorists on DVD: Degradable Versatile... · · Score: 1

    conspiracy theorists... start your engines!

  2. Encryption will always be broken. on Distributed Internet Backup System · · Score: 1
    yes, that's true, but it's the time it takes to break it that is important. in n years, everything becomes less important.

    by the time you broke the encryption on my database of credit cards, they'd all be expired (assuming i used a tried-and-true algorithm and a long enough key). encryption isn't perfect, but it doesn't have to be. just good enough.

  3. Re:sure on 1.6 Million IP Connections on FreeBSD · · Score: 1

    yeah, i know.

  4. Re:virus on Linux In Space: Red Hat Rides The Rocket · · Score: 0

    that was my first thought, but jokes about the Challenger are a bit... tasteless.

  5. great... on Linux In Space: Red Hat Rides The Rocket · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...but the shuttle won't crash if it's DDoSed will it? :P

  6. sure on 1.6 Million IP Connections on FreeBSD · · Score: 4, Funny

    my webhosting box does twice that during peak hours, but then i'm hosting free porn so it doesn't count ;)

  7. definately... on Lifetime Careers in IT? · · Score: 1

    now all i need to do is find a job...

  8. Re:I think it's not very fun... on Adopt a KDE Geek · · Score: 1

    hey i'll do that, as long as the bandwidth is good and the food is spicy and chinese

  9. Re:Do I get a framed picture of my geek? on Adopt a KDE Geek · · Score: 5, Funny

    yeah, i think i'd skip the picture... ;)

  10. no thanks on Buy a Moller SkyCar Prototype on eBay · · Score: 1
  11. in related news on A Protein That Terminates 70% Of Common Cancers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft claims Cox-2 has no effect on the GPL. Film at 11

  12. good on Palladium Changes Name · · Score: 4, Funny

    at least it's catchy

  13. yup on Where Are They Now: Q*Bert · · Score: 3, Funny

    i can back up the claim that the writers of that story worked on SNL... the article was unfunny and it went on too long.

  14. bling bling on The Long-Awaited MOO! · · Score: 2, Funny

    are you sure that they mean "gold" as in "the code is done"?... that alien's jewelry puts Mr. T to shame.

  15. heh on LinuxWorld Report, Day 2 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I believe it was "Best Monopoly"

  16. Re:MS in "doesn't like linux" shocker! on Robin's Report From LWCE · · Score: 1
    I have a sneaky feeling that the Microsoft staff might have been told to expect a load of shit from fanatics.

    exactly. i think it'd be better if everyone just avoided them -- it would be more boring for them and it would show a little class on the side of Linux users.

  17. good on Microsoft to Buy Vivendi Games Division? · · Score: 1

    maybe micros~1 will get Valve off their ass and make Half-Life 2 :P

  18. Re:I don't know on Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States · · Score: 1
    I don't know why people are so eager to jump in bed with one [apple.com] monopolist when they clearly hate another. [microsoft.com].

    We just love underdogs. For what its worth, I dislike them both equally.

  19. what this really means on Microsoft Loses Showdown in Houston · · Score: 3, Insightful
    this serves as an example. regular folks reading USA Today will realize that Microsoft isn't the only option -- that at least one city government is willing to bet $5 million (less than half of M$'s "offer") that a small alternative can do better.

    That's it. This isn't a win for OSS or for Linux, it's a win for everyone that doesn't rely on M$ day in and day out. It legitimizes what we do to people that don't understand.

  20. Re:How is it possible to be so fast? on An Even Faster Browser? · · Score: 1
    But there are simple facts, like the speed of light. The thing is this: data can only be transferred so fast.

    not true, even the speed of light can be broken, i.e.:

    1. wormholes
    2. the speed at which Carmen Electra attaches herself to the unitelligent rich & famous
  21. hmmm on Dealing with Difficult Development? · · Score: 1, Funny
    1. Ask /.
    2. ???
    3. Profit!
    but seriously, take the $$$ and run.
  22. Re:I can't believe the ideas the RIAA thinks they. on Rosen Floats ISP Fee Idea -- Charge Everybody! · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Rationalizing theft. I probably won't win anyone over by arguing about that, so I won't bother.

    i agree with you... it's like saying "grocery prices are outrageous... to show my malcontent i'll go rob a grocery store". the legal way to show malcontent is to not purchase the product. if enough ppl do this, things change.

    however, i don't think that'll work in this case. if, say, 25% of American music lovers stopped buying CDs published by companies in bed with the RIAA and everyone stopped pirating music... it is my guess the RIAA would still blame bad sales on piracy. it's an easy excuse that execs can use instead of sticking their necks out and going "maybe things need to change."

    file swapping will continue to be the RIAA's excuse because it's easier than the truth.

  23. easy. on Learning a New OS... and Fast!? · · Score: 2, Funny

    rtfm and no sleep.

  24. Re:HT hurt perf on Hyper-Threading Speeds Linux · · Score: 2

    the "unbalance" problem between physical/virtual cpus was mentioned in the article, and it was said that as of 2.5.32 it was addressed.
    i guess it depends what apps you're running; from the article it looks like (web|file|db)servers (and a kernel that runs a smarter scheduler than 2.4.17 had) might be able to squeeze out a little (~30%) performance gain.

  25. Re:John Carmack on Top Ten Software Innovators? · · Score: 2

    I second the Carmack nomination. That man personally redefined the video game industry.