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  1. This raises an interesting question: on MS Oversight Committee Hopeful Stephen Satchell Answers · · Score: 2


    (this is one instance where "Overrated" should actually be used)

    This raises an interesting question: How does one meta-mod such a mod? Don't you have to know what the score was at the time the moderation was performed in order to moderate it? If I see a post moderated as "overrated", whether or not I consider that fair depends a WHOLE LOT on whether this mod was done when the score was +2 or when it was +5.

  2. Re:Poof! on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: 2

    Yeah, yeah, I know. But I couldn't resist.

  3. Poof! on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: 2, Funny


    I think not.

    Therefore, you ARE not. Goodbye.

    R. Decartes

  4. Hey, man... on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: 2


    For example, maybe Maggie is just being silent to be silent, or maybe that silence could be interpreted as a social protest. Sartre would certainly think so, anyway.

    You gonna pass that around or are you just gonna sit there and smoke the whole thing yourself?

  5. Heat flows from hot to cold. on Home Server Rooms? · · Score: 2


    Also, we figure this room will get warm, even in winter. How may we cool it while still keeping the rest of the house toasty warm on a cold Canadian night

    Just keep the server room door open.

  6. Remember "Roxanne" on Mid-Air Messaging? · · Score: 2

    Search a database for the best pick up line. Get constant advice through IRC on what to say and what to do.


    Yeah and if the network goes down at an inopportune moment, you'll be saying things to her like, "Your breasts are like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"

  7. Not a problem! on Mid-Air Messaging? · · Score: 2

    The article cites the example of a store having a sale, and then leaving a message right outside the door. I personally don't need to be hounded by advertisements anymore than I already am, and it's not like I can't read window signs either


    Well, if they used slashcode to paint the comments, you could mod such comments down as redundant.

  8. Sure they can on Another Gaping Microsoft Security Hole Goes Unpatched · · Score: 2

    Sure, MS can be sued for negligence, just like they can be sued for antitrust violations. You may even win, if you can prove that you suffered actual harm from this. And then the judge will ask Microsoft what they think they should have to do to compensate you, and Microsoft will say that they should give you a sticker that you can stick on your monitor that says "Don't open files from their current location. Always save to disk!". So in the end, Microsoft will stick it to you.

  9. Re:Typcial MS BS on Cringely On Microsoft Settlement · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thats like buying a TV (just a normal TV) and having the salesmen tell me I am required to purchase a cable hookup on the spot. I have no choice, other then not buying the TV.


    No, it's not like that. Rather, Dell sells a product in a standard configuration that they are willing to support because they have tested it in this configuration and are equipped with trained personnel to support this configuration. What you want is akin to walking into a Ford dealership and telling them you want a Camaro with the normal chassis and transmission and leather interior, but without the engine because you have a Toyota Supra engine at home that you intend to transplant into the Camaro, and insisting that they deduct the engine cost from the cost of the car.

  10. Listen to Kurt Godel on Physicists War Over a Unified Theory · · Score: 2


    as a studying mathematician, i do believe that we can proove and disprove things absolutely

    As a studying mathematician, you should be familiar with Godel's Incompleteness Theorm, and realize that there are true statements within any consistent axiomatic system that can never be proven.

  11. ... Got to do with it on Latest WinWorm Spreads Via ICQ And Outlook · · Score: 1

    What's NTFS, but a second-class file system?
    What's NTFS got to do with it.. got to do with it?
    Who needs MS when MS can be broken?

    (With apologies to Tina Turner.)

  12. A solution to a strange problem: on This is IT? · · Score: 2

    Let's see... I enjoy the exposure to the elements and the consumption-of-time that I get from walking, but my ass just isn't fat enough. How can I rid myself of all that unnecessary muscle-toning exercise? I know! I'll buy a Segway!

  13. Complimenting (sic) one another on Review: Behind Enemy Lines · · Score: 5, Funny


    The two major actors -- Gene Hackman and Owen Wilson -- are terrific, balancing and complimenting one another.


    Wilson: Gene, your rendition of a strong self-confident military commander was so... so "Patton-esque". You were absolutely brilliant.

    Hackman: Why, thank you! But, Owen my boy, your portrayal of a solder with keen survival instincts reveals the Rambo hidden in every man. Inspiring, to say the least.

    Wilson: You are too kind, dear sir.

  14. Every time???? on Concept PC 2001 · · Score: 2


    Maybe someone can beam the power into the machine with lasers or something, but I wouldn't want to have to reboot every time a cat runs under the desk!


    Every time? I suspect each cat would only be able to do this once. How many cats do you have?

  15. Re:Didn't he say in the post... on How Not To Ship Computers · · Score: 2

    Perhaps. But he forgot to say to UPS, "then I'll take my business elsewhere, thank you".

  16. Re:Your Mistakes on How Not To Ship Computers · · Score: 2

    >A better bet next time would be to write "Indestructable" or some such.

    That's just asking for trouble. Calling your shipment indestructable is like calling your ship unsinkable.

  17. MOD PARENT UP! on Multinationals And Globalism · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Because it's funny, and it might just piss the author off even more!

  18. Re:XP? on Road Runner Doesn't Do XP · · Score: 5, Funny

    XP? When you say "XP", what are you referring to? Word XP? Excel XP? Office XP


    I think he means the "Athlon XP". Road-Runner only supports Intel chips from now on.

    :)

  19. Re:Nondigital computing: Root Not on Ternary Computing · · Score: 2

    Whoops! Thanks :).

  20. Re:Nondigital computing: Root Not on Ternary Computing · · Score: 2

    Close, but you are still doing digital computing! Just because it's not binary doesn't mean it isn't digital.

    Did anyone say it wasn't digital? Or did you confuse "variants of digital computing" with "alternatives to digital computing"?

  21. Re:1984 Anyone? on Microsoft Edits English · · Score: 2


    Do you really think MS cares about slurring morons and dunces?

    Ah! Thanks! Those were the words I was looking for.

  22. Re:1984 Anyone? on Microsoft Edits English · · Score: 2


    but they took a literal beating about it for a few weeks way back

    Really? a literal beating? I would have loved to have seen that. On Pay-Per-View, even.

  23. Re:This is what our prison systems should be doing on From Gang Bangers to Web Developers? · · Score: 2

    When someone tells me exactly what it is that *I* did that is wrong, then I'll accept some of the blame for myself. We already know what the criminal did wrong. If you're going to blame society, you're going to have to justify that somehow. I don't simply accept it as axiomatic that whenever a criminal commits a crime, anyone else ought to take any blame.

  24. Re:Transcript: My HP Experience on Do Manufacturers Adequately Support Their Products? · · Score: 2

    I still find it just as funny. I said at the beginning that I edited out some superfluous boilerplate. The mentioning of additional places to find phone numbers, such as a web site, falls into that category. It was funny because they yet again referred me to the "User's Guide", not because they didn't refer me to any place else. So I don't think any reasonable person would accuse me of quoting out of context.

    BTW, how do you know about the unedited version of that email message? Is it just that you are so familiar with HP emamil support?

    BTW, I love my DJ960 printer, despite the fact that I had to return the first one because it was defective and I had to return the defective power cable in the second one. Once you get one that works, they really produce superb output.

  25. Re:Transcript: My HP Experience on Do Manufacturers Adequately Support Their Products? · · Score: 2


    I guess that THIS IS NOT AS FUNNY as U think it might be since your 960 printer does not have a user's guide. It is clearly mentioned in the Quick Reference Guide that the user's guide is only available for the HP 990C series of printers.

    Actually, it still is as funny as I think. First, that fact about the User's Guide should have been mentioned at the first place it was referred to. Second, the point has nothing to do with the correctness of the Quick Reference Guide. It was all about how the support person kept saying the same thing over and over without attempting to understand the nature of the problem.

    I GUESS THAT YOU OUGHT TO BE SHAMEFUL 4 POSTING A MESSAGE ON A SITE AND BAD-MOUTHING HEWLETT-PACKARD

    Maybe I should, but I'm not. How did I bad-mouth them? I didn't call them stupid. I didn't call them incompetant. All I did was quote an email conversation and indicate that I found it funny. And by the looks of the moderation score, it seems that others have agreed.

    Ok, so you didn't find it funny. But I have to wonder why it is that you seem to be taking it so personally. (Is that you, Alex?)