User: Subject Line Troll

MEMORIZE THIS PHRASE: "YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"

On: Finding Student IT Security Placements in the Industry?

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I PROVIDED A THUMB UP TACO'S ASS. HE ENJOYED IT.

On: Cherry OS Claims Mac OS X Capability For x86

JESUS. YOU'RE AS FUNNY AS A MOUTHFUL OF CANCER

On: Star Wars TV Show

I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER. SOMEONE LICK MY ASS CLEAN

On: SpaceShipOne and Wild Fire to Go For the Gold

SCRATCHED TOO DEEP IN MY ASSCRACK;MY FINGER STINKS

On: Progeny Releases Beta 1 of Progeny Debian 2.0

THIS STORY IS MAKING MY DICK HARD. BOING! SUCK IT!

On: Cardboard WiFi Antenna Upgrade

THEY CAN USE THE ROCKETS FOR ANAL STIMULATION NOW.

On: Rocket Hobbyists Get Blown Away by Regulations

I'VE GOT A BIG BONER FOR GUYS WITH BIG MAN-TITS!

On: Starz, RealNetworks Offer Movie Download Service

WHO'S UP FOR A GOOD WEEKEND ASSFUCKING? TACO?

On: Theaters vs. Camcorders, Round 27

AS THE FAG FRENCH SAY: QUI DONNE UNE MERDE?

On: McBride At A Loss For Words

NICE JOB, FUCKFACE. HOW DOES UNORIGINALITY FEEL?

On: H2G2 Film Website

I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS TOO: 1. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

On: Freecache

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SOME DUMBASS BEANER'S NAME?

On: AMD Beats Intel in CPU Sales

I'D RATHER RECORD TACO SQUEALING AS I CORNHOLE HIM

On: Instant Live Concert Recordings

I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY FRONT POCKET FOR YOU FAGS

On: Open Voting at OSCON

I NEED AN INJUNCTION TO KEEP COCKS OUT OF MY ASS.

On: Injunction to Enforce GPL

WOULD ANYONE GIVE MY BALLS A TONGUE BATH FOR $5?

On: Tech Companies Ask U.S. to Regulate Cyber Security

MOD PARENT UP. SPELLING IS IMPORTANT, ASSGOBBLERS

On: Pigeons' Bandwidth Advantage Quantified

HEMOS DOESN'T KNOW "SITE" FROM "SIGHT." FUCKHEAD.

On: .mail Domain To Eliminate Spam?

MY LUNCHBOX IS TACO'S SPOOGE-FILLED CORNHOLE.

On: Audio Lunchbox: Music with no DRM

LESSIG HAPPENS TO WEAR FRILLY PANTIES, THAT FAG.

On: Lessig On IP Protection, Conflict

AND LIVE WITH THOSE CURRY-STINKING MOTHEFUCKERS?

On: Need a Job? Move to India

MY DONG IS HANGING OUT OF MY FLY. IT'S CHILLY OUT!

On: Courts Overturn FCC - Return of the Monopoly?

GO PLAY PONG, PUSSY. I'M PLAYING CUSTER'S REVENGE

On: Twenty-five Years at the Heart of Gaming

FUN FACT: MICHAEL CAN FIT A BEER CAN IN HIS ANUS!

On: BudNet Tracks Your Suds