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  1. An ode to tps12 on Opera Gives That C64 Feel · · Score: -1

    "I am punk."

    I wear my leather jacket,
    adorned with shiny metal chains, spikes.
    Mechanical stars in a foldy black sky.
    The jacket keeps me
    from being exposed.

    Don't cry on my shoulder,
    you'll puncture your face.
    Don't help me out of my chains,
    in my jacket I'm safe.

  2. I don't get it on Bell Canada Turns Payphones into Public Hotspots · · Score: -1

    Does this have something to do with Java and Hotspot being invented by a Canadian (Gosling)'s underlings, or something to do with the perception that the entirety of Canada is completely dull, from coast to coast - a perception shared by the less cosmopolitan elements of the world anyways.

    Not sure I ever understood that one, I've been to Boston, home of Havhahd, supposedly where your best and brightest congregate... what a dull shithole.

  3. Who cares? on Bell Canada Turns Payphones into Public Hotspots · · Score: -1

    how the heck can (pun intended) the terrorist can make an anonymous phone call these days.

    Terrorists can do whatever they'd like. Stop being so paranoid, live life to the fullest, don't be afraid of the boogeyman.

  4. Follow-up to my own post on An Unbiased Analysis of Gun Crime vs. Gun Control? · · Score: -1

    Looks like i low-balled the urban dwelling rate of Canadians by a huge percentage. See this post here.

  5. Wrong wrong wrong ;) on An Unbiased Analysis of Gun Crime vs. Gun Control? · · Score: -1

    I'd just like to point out that Canada tends to be more rural than the U.S.

    Canadians are more urban than Americans(by the barest of margins. 48% vs 47%, I think.).

    BTW, I thought guns were illegal in Canada. Or is that just handguns (which could explain it too).

    Wrong, guns aren't illegal. My uncle has a rifle ; a friend of mine has a handgun - which he so generously pointed at me, fully loaded, one day in high school.

    Take your guns and shove them up your ass. They damned well should be illegal.

  6. Look ma, it's a Jew! on Transrapid (MagLev) Test Successful In China: 405 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Aren't they going extinct? Oh yeah, having kids costs money, so they're right out.

  7. Uh oh! on Transrapid (MagLev) Test Successful In China: 405 · · Score: -1, Troll

    You're using cro mag units. Please convert to Homo Sapiens Sapiens units without reference to goat to the sex.

  8. Same ole same ole for you Americans on Linux Kernel Performance How Will 2.6 Measure Up? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's the price you pay to swim in cash, I guess ;)

  9. circumventet ? on New License Forbids Human Rights Violations? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is that the same thing American doctors do to make a quick $150 bucks from suckers... err American parents?

  10. Who gives a shit on Hi-tech Work Places no Better than Factories? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Your writing is so mediocre that I wasn't able to read past the first paragraph.

  11. I'm sure (s)he understands Linux perfectly well on Linux Kernel 2.4.20 Released · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    And realizes that Linux is a buggy piece of shit

    Ever work out how Nums Lock works, guys? Didn't think so. Nice consistency to that ole cut and paste in kedit...

    Where's the software?

    Where's the ease of use?

    Where's the supposed speed benefits? Oh, I forgot, they died in 1997 when the ratio of OS processor usage / application processor usage fell off the map.

  12. Buzzword Stew makes me sick on WYSIWYG Editor for DocBook DTD Content? · · Score: 0

    English, please.

  13. Here's the trick on Please Don't Ask Me About Windows On Christmas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never let anyone know your job/schooling involves tweaking computers.

    Example:

    Hot Blonde at Campus Bar : So what's your major?

    You : Computer Science

    Hot Blonde at Campus Bar : Ooh, can I get some help from you later? Here's my roommate's friend's number. They'll know how to get in touch with me.

    You : Cool!

    Later On, after spending 20 hours on some shitty HTML assignment for her:

    Hot Blonde previously at Campus Bar : Get the fuck out of the Computer Lab, loser.

    Wrong!

    Let's try again.

    Hot Blonde at Campus Bar : So what's your major?

    You : Art History

    Hot Blonde at Campus Bar : My daddy bought me a cool Rembrandt painting for my 16th birthday. Well that, and the bimmer. Want to come up to my room and see it?

    Correct.

    This can be rough if the only people you know are coworkers and people in your Degree Major, but if you're that kind of person, you're fucked anyways.

    I had to learn this the hard way, being in Computer Science in a previous life. Although my answer to the problem was to change majors ; instead, I am a Liberal Arts Major. And *wink wink* my previous major was Mathematics.

  14. Nice karma whoring on Eye Contact Will Influence Man-Machine Interaction · · Score: -1

    But everyone has already heard that urban legend, cock sucker.

  15. Well... on University of Twente Back Online · · Score: -1

    Ummm that's misuse of the title engineer :)

    Whether they admit it or not, their jobs could be done by a chimp (I wouldn't doubt it if was in the future).

    IT is such a joke, filled to the brim with people with zilch higher education qualifications, zilch social skills, and an overabundance of useless knowledge that doesn't even apply to their laughable 'jobs.'

    Replace the fuckers with a big red button. Death to IT.

    Ah, but I guess I'm just jealous of their astounding salaries, huh?

  16. Like talking about how big their dicks are on ALICE vs. ALICE · · Score: -1

    Sheesh. Do guys go around discussing the shape and size of girl's vulvas and breasts? Not after fucking them, they don't.

  17. KT considers Another CT Ultraslut Trist on EU Considering Another MS Antitrust Suit · · Score: -1, Troll

    Kathryn Thurber and Commander Taco, sitting in a tree. Kathryn gets gang banged by the other hundred and three!

  18. I love you Kathryn Thurber!!! on Total Solar Eclipse at Ceduna, South Australia · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Please come back to me!

    Signed : One of your many, many, many ex lovers (maybe Commander Taco?)

    Turn around

    Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round

    Turn around

    Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears

    Turn around

    Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by

    Turn around

    Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes

    Turn around, bright eyes

    Every now and then I fall apart

    Turn around bright eyes

    Every now and then I fall apart

  19. Tricks of the Propagandist on Australia Plans to Censor the Internet · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeah this is gonna work really really. It's working out great in China after all.

    6. Transfer (Guilt or Glory by Association)

    Glory by association: The propagandist tries to transfer the positive feelings of something we love and respect to the group or idea he wants us to accept.

    For example: "This bill for a new dam is in the best tradition of this country, the land of Lincoln, Jefferson, and Washington." Lincoln, Jefferson, and Washington were great leaders that most of us revere and respect, but they have no logical connection to the proposal under consideration - the bill to build a new dam.

    Guilt by association: Works the same way, but in reverse.

    For example: "John Doe says we need to make some changes in the way our government operates; well, that's exactly what the Ku Klux Klan has said, so there's a meeting of great minds!" There is no logical connection between John Doe and the Ku Klux Klan except that which the propagandist is trying to create in our minds.

    Lick my dick, Captain America.

  20. Yeah, it's all so easy... on Sensors Gone Wild · · Score: -1

    Then you try to tack on alpha transparency to a Windowing system that was never designed to support it.

    You'll be singing a different tune, dude.

  21. So then... on Linux 2.6 Multithreading Advances · · Score: -1

    When is Linux set to get real threads? I understand Java is a real dog still because Leeenoox doesn't have them. (Java is smooth as silk on modern PCs with Windows XP, even GUI applications)

  22. Net Vegas is the Product? on Net Vegas · · Score: -1, Redundant

    huh

  23. That makes no sense on NSA Director, Congress and Monitoring · · Score: 0

    Every time someone looks at the United States and wrongly believes that we live under a despotic and evil government, the world becomes a bit more dangerous for Americans. The sort of person who thinks that the United States is a horrible place is far more likely to be supportive to the insanity of radical-Islamist terrorism.

    If people thought the United States was a horrible place, they'd be more likely to completely ignore it! Do you give a shit about(insert currently-miserable-African country who I give so little a shit about that I can't name it)? Didn't think so.

  24. Here's the equation on Corel Cuts 220 Jobs to Save $12M · · Score: -1

    IF I have a good job here in Canada, THEN the United States is right out. All [person]'s friends and relatives live there, the air is clean, the girls beautiful, the winter's long and cold. Well scratch the last one.

    IF I DON'T have a good job in Canada, THEN the United States is probably a great place to find good work.

    People move to the United States for the moolah, which you have in spades because of all of your imperial adventures.

    Some of us have it well enough that we couldn't go against our conscience and move to a place whose material prosperity (which is greater than here in Canada) is due to extreme levels of violence thrust upon the world.

  25. Re:I'm still missing Lexx on Premature Rumors about Stargate Season 7? · · Score: -1

    That's precisely the point. The show was such a tease. If it had full frontal nudity it would be worth viewing but it continually teasing me was not cool.

    Lexx did have full frontal nudity. I seem to recall a shower scene with Kai and some hot girls where all was on display.