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  1. There is no such thing as time... on Expert Network Time Protocol · · Score: 1

    Only measurements of change events compared against arbitrarily chosen units (rotation/revolution of *our* planet around the Sun and fractions thereof).

  2. I was fired from this project... on Bacteria Used to Create Nanowires · · Score: 3, Funny

    For bringing penicillin to work! I had strep! WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD???

  3. Ah, the ol Commodore 64... on What Are Your Favorite Computing Memories? · · Score: 1

    Something about that little unit still makes me smile.
    An odd memory: that nifty "electronics smell" that Commodore had - loved it then, love it now...
    What is that stuff? VOC traces from PCB manufacture?

  4. "It will shake your Colesterol (sic) loose..." on Death Star Subwoofer · · Score: 1

    Hmm... Not sure if I want plaques being ablated away from my arterial walls in an uncontrolled, medically unsupervised fashion

  5. So I went to the doctor and... on Meet Web Hypochondriacs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I said, "Doc, I think I have hypochondria"
    Doc: "Go on..."
    Me: "Well, what are the symptoms?"
    Doc: "Anything you want them to be..."

  6. I walked into a dust devil here on earth... on NASA Reveals Dust Devil Data from Mars · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was in eastern Washington state - many of them were spinning over hot, dry recently tilled farmland.
    My friend and I were on a road trip, and I asked him to pull over.
    I ran into this thing, and it was really weird - the air around it was still, but the dust devil itself was really windy inside!
    It took only a second or two to walk in and out of it, but it was an interesting experience.

  7. Regarding gifts for cute gals... on Last Year's Gadgets Get New Life As... Jewelry · · Score: 1

    Guys, the worst way to attempt to initiate a relationship with a woman you're attracted to is by immediately giving her a gift. It send the wrong message and sets up the wrong expectations. Just ol' fashioned conversation is the way to go - just say, "hi"

  8. With regard to law enforcement... on New Michigan Law Means Kids Can Opt Out of Spam · · Score: 1

    I've always felt that *surety* of punishment was more of a deterrent than *severity* of punishment. Stiff penalties indeed, but how adroitly will Michigan law enforcement catch and prosecute?

  9. FYI Folks.... on A $251 Million Typo · · Score: 1

    This type of decimal place error is called a "slide" error by accountants. If she had accidentally gotten the order of the numbers wrong, it would have been a "transposition" error.

  10. Repeat After Me... on Possible Taxes For Broadband Users · · Score: 1

    The More Governments Take In, The More They Spend... The More Governments Take In, The More They Spend... The More Governments Take In, The More They Spend... Please, let's kill new taxes, and urge all governments to constrain their spending instead.

  11. Re:Swedish FireSteel on Back to Moon in 2015? · · Score: 1

    What a cool guy that last moderator was!
    -1 Overrated to a post that was already a "1"
    Don't see enough zeros in your life, pal?
    Maybe you're the type to swipe alms from a man with an outstretched hand?

  12. Swedish FireSteel on Back to Moon in 2015? · · Score: 0

    Just for the record, this product is not recommended for either indoor or outdoor use on Earth's moon.

  13. Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda... on Nanotech Protests Begin · · Score: 1

    Six years ago, it occurred to me that Nano- was going to be a "buzzword prefix" in the same way Cyber-was in the 90s. I thought of different domain names like nanowars.com, nanotroops.com and the like. I wish I had registered those names - I checked and they're not available!

  14. Thoughts about attraction... on Nerds Make Better Lovers · · Score: 1

    1. It's not a choice, you can't help who you're attracted to.

    2. Being attracted to a "geek" is logical - being attracted to a "stud" is emotional - guess which side rules women more strongly?

    3. A friend of my and I both left the same company, some months apart. (She's a gal, I'm a guy). We were in a general discussion about dating, and I asked her who her fellow gals in Marketing were attracted to (I was fishing).
    The guys they all wanted were big, stocky, masculine "macho" types. The nerd guys, even the ones I felt were at least OK looking, were NOT on the list...

  15. Gives new meaning to... on NASA Discovers Space Spies From the 60's · · Score: 1

    "That guy is just an empty suit"

  16. Great line recited by Frederick March on Push a Button, Land on a Carrier · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the underrated, underappreciated film Bridges at Toko-Ri: "Where do we get such men? They leave this ship and they do their job; then they must find this speck, lost somewhere on the sea, and when they have found it they have to land on its pitching deck. Where do we get such men?"

  17. My favorite one of these.. on Fake Microsoft Patch Triggers Virus Attack · · Score: 1

    Although it's just adware/spyware is the "recommended hotfix" that shows up in user's Add/Remove Programs.

  18. Personally I think... on Deep Impact Catches First Glimpse of Target Comet · · Score: 3, Funny

    This probe is going to do a far better job than the "Armageddon" probe they're sending up next year.

  19. The bad coverage in Westchester isn't VZ's Fault on Ride Along With a Real Verizon Wireless Tester · · Score: 1

    It's due to the selfish NIMBY fuckhead community activists that pressure their local officials into not permitting additional cell towers.

  20. John Brunner was one of the greats... on Your Face On the Big Screen · · Score: 1

    He was really dedicated to science fiction - he died of a stroke at a convention! My favorite book of his is "A Maze of Stars" in which a sentient starship makes the rounds of all of the known Earth-seeded colonies in the galaxy.

  21. I passively let myself get fired... on When Should You Quit Your Job? · · Score: 1

    No severance or anything, but it was the kick in the arse I needed to start my consulting business. Less free time, but much better money, more interesting work, great clients, and the fulfillment of controlling my own financial destiny.

  22. Gamma ray flashes worry me more than anything... on Brightest Galactic Flash Ever Detected Hits Earth · · Score: 1

    They'd sterilize the earth and there'd be no warning.

  23. Everytime my intuition tells me something... on Study Points to Sixth Sense in Humans · · Score: 1

    And I ignore it, I suffer If I act on it, I benefit tremendously. One of my life's projects is to learn to listen to and act on it more often.

  24. My brilliant idea is... on California Wants GPS Tracking Device in Every Car · · Score: 1

    An amazing concept called "fiscal responsibility."
    If tax revenues are declining, then trimming waste, fat and unnecessary programs should be priority #1, not soaking folks for more dough.
    Remember folks, the more governments take in, the more they spend.
    Connecticut instituted an income tax to close "budget gaps" for the first time about ten years ago.
    Just a few years later, the budget gaps magically reappeared.

  25. How about castration??? on Pfizer and Microsoft go after Viagra Spammers · · Score: 3, Funny

    To reduce aggregate demand for the stuff?