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Your Face On the Big Screen

blamanj writes "In another case of SciFi becoming reality, you can now star in an animated film as your FutureCast (tm) face-scan is edited into the picture in real-time. John Brunner, in his Hugo-winning novel, Stand on Zanzibar predicted a similar development in television, lampooning people sitting at home while watching travologues of themselves 'on vacation.' Brunner, in addition to being an excellent writer, had some spot-on predictions of a virus-laden Internet in Shockwave Rider. Fortunately, the predictions of his eco-dystopia The Sheep Look Up have not come to pass. Yet."

164 comments

  1. for the love of...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    great...now the only thing bigger than my ego is the ego of the entire world! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!



    I'll be in my trailer!

    1. Re:for the love of...... by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll be in it too!

    2. Re:for the love of...... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 4, Funny

      If there's anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now.

    3. Re:for the love of...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative, I love slashdot.

    4. Re:for the love of...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      caught and shot on camera? =p

  2. Adult Movies? by mOoZik · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ka ching! I'm sure every nerd...erm, guy, would like to play out his fantasies, at least with his head on some other guy's body. Forgive me if I completely misunderstood the blurb, but someone has to adopt this technology. For me!

    1. Re:Adult Movies? by nxtr · · Score: 1

      Won't Joe Twopack be pissed when he sees some other guy doing the girl in his movie?

    2. Re:Adult Movies? by gl4ss · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think that would be creepy.

      but hey, it would be VERY useful for playing on jokes on your pals.

      "hey remember.. last friday when you drank so much you can't remember what you did?? well luckily for you I had a videocamera with me! buy did you do some sick things!!"

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    3. Re:Adult Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are you sure you wouldn't like your face projected on to the girl's body??

      Now that would give you a whole new perspective!

    4. Re:Adult Movies? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Ka ching! I'm sure every nerd...erm, guy, would like to play out his fantasies, at least with his head on some other guy's body. Forgive me if I completely misunderstood the blurb, but someone has to adopt this technology. For me!"

      I just hope this technology stays above the neck! *Shudder*

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    5. Re:Adult Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool.

      So I could put my head on Ron Jeremie's body in any one of his movies.

      Wow!

      And everyone else on Slashdot said I'd never get laid.

    6. Re:Adult Movies? by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ayiieeee, what are you doing to the goatse man??????

    7. Re:Adult Movies? by Jameth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd think the bigger money is when they can get enough info from just a photo. Then, Q Random Stalker can snap a photo of his lucky lady and put her into the movie he's watching.

    8. Re:Adult Movies? by tonsofpcs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yea, but you can do that with some nice compositing software anyway. :)

    9. Re:Adult Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      One photo -especially one with flash is never going to cut it. They might be able to mold it to an approximate likeness, but you won't get the side profile, back of the head/hairdo etc. correct.

      As for the Q Random Stalker comment - how is this different than most people fantasising? Well, apart from being able to then broadcast their "masterpiece" to the entire world rather than just thinking and/or writing about it.

    10. Re:Adult Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd think the bigger money is when they can get enough info from just a photo. Then, Q Random Stalker can snap a photo of his lucky lady and put her into the movie he's watching.

      Ugh... +1 Creepy

    11. Re:Adult Movies? by Jameth · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      There's a difference in how far a stalker goes with stuff like that. Stalkers can be real serious trouble. Sometimes, they ruin peoples lives. I know several people who have stalkers. Most of them say they have a stalker, and he's just a kinda creepy guy who hits on them. Most stalkers seem to be like that, just overblown. But real, serious stalkers are a whole different matter. Look into it a bit.

      And, yeah, one photo won't work, with a current camera. With one of those laser based 3D modeling cameras, that might be another matter. Give it another twenty years or so.

    12. Re:Adult Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you sure you wouldn't like your face projected on to the girl's body?? Now that would give you a whole new perspective!

      Naw, my weener is so small it wouldn't make a diff

    13. Re:Adult Movies? by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ka ching! I'm sure every nerd...erm, guy, would like to play out his fantasies, at least with his head on some other guy's body.

      Dude, fuck that.

      My head.
      My body.
      6 totally hot chicks I'll never know doing things that are illegal in half the states.
      Now you're talking.

    14. Re:Adult Movies? by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      INFORMATIVE != FUNNY!!! Please, mod it funny if you want, but its blatent information! Plenty of compositing software can do this. Bauhaus's Mirage can work like an animated version of photoshop. AfterFX can position elements [face?!] heck, even Jasc's Animation Shop can do it [with enough patience and annoying swapping out to PSP for every frame, then closing PSP to get back, then reopening...].

    15. Re:Adult Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno about you, but I don't focus on the blokes ;)

    16. Re:Adult Movies? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      If you really NEED to get your mug seen,.enter the 3rd Slashdot Photo Contest. Deadline is today.
      Plenty of compositing software can do this. Bauhaus's Mirage can work like an animated version of photoshop. AfterFX can position elements [face?!] heck, even Jasc's Animation Shop can do it [with enough patience and annoying swapping out to PSP for every frame, then closing PSP to get back, then reopening...].
      ... but it will only "take off" with the techno-weenies when there's a Flash plug-in. We already have enough "Faked Reality" on TV:
      all those "Funniest Videos" that were so obviously staged it was painful to watch
      all the "Reality Shows" that are SO fake
      all the "IWannaBeAStarSearch" crap-o-lo-rama
      You can be on TV in "real life" - just fake it. Or not.
    17. Re:Adult Movies? by mattspammail · · Score: 1

      FYI - There's photo edits every day (labeled as Photoshop entries) at http://www.fark.com/ Fark.com. Granted, they're probably not as sophisticated as what you'll get here, since it's such a rarity here. Nevertheless, Fark's Photoshop entries are fun.

      P.S. If you already knew about Fark's Photoshop entries, you were not part of the "Y" in FYI.

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    18. Re:Adult Movies? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Isn't there a mod for "Too Informative"?

    19. Re:Adult Movies? by Striikerr · · Score: 1

      I await the onslought of the new DVD series "Nerds Gone Wild!" Who knew that those nerdy man-boobs could look so great when popping out from under t-shirts!

    20. Re:Adult Movies? by zrk · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, the first release won't be "The Sheep Look Up"

  3. But of course... by fishlet · · Score: 4, Insightful


    We all know the first pioneer of this new tech is going to be the porn industry...

    1. Re:But of course... by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

      Woo hoo, I am gonna look sooooo lush with Jenna Jamesons body!

      Note to self, shave before taking face pic.

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    2. Re:But of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know you have too many new-lines in your post.

    3. Re:But of course... by JanneM · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Of course, we'll have obsessive loners substituting the face of their object of desire onto every porn reel they have, further fueling the obsession. Just what we need.

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    4. Re:But of course... by MonkeyINAbaG · · Score: 1

      I think the advertising industry is getting much more wet over this one. 90% of the adoption of this technology will be for advertising, once everyone has it. It will have the same sort of worth as a Macromedia Flash browser plugin.

    5. Re:But of course... by Bloodlent · · Score: 1

      Sweet, I'm gonna put my face on the guy from http://monstersofcock.com/.

    6. Re:But of course... by drkich · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you put the head on the right body... My head on her body...

    7. Re:But of course... by Wylfing · · Score: 1
      Woo hoo, I am gonna look sooooo lush with Jenna Jamesons body!
      Note to self, shave before taking face pic.

      Aaaaaand I'm spent.

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    8. Re:But of course... by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      Woo hoo, I am gonna look sooooo lush with Jenna Jamesons body!
      Note to self, shave before taking face pic.


      Yeah, or else you might end up looking like
      this.

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  4. Great by mhaisley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is really great, I can see my self standing in line for hours at an amusment park, and afterwords being able to buy advertising featuring me.

    Besides the really vain, what use is there for this type of technology, it's kind of a "wow thats cool, now what" type thing.

    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      what use is there for this type of technology...

      framing people.

    2. Re:Great by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Besides the scientific use of these computer thingies, what use is are they for everyone else?!

    3. Re:Great by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Interesting

      *Besides the really vain, what use is there for this type of technology, it's kind of a "wow thats cool, now what" type thing.*

      semi-virtual actors. the actor doesn't need to be a real person, yet he can be in 20 movies per year easily by using cheap acting students. or imagine terminator 5000: arnolds face returns.

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    4. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Reenactment of crime.. it may be possible to use witness descriptions to create an animation of the perp's walk etc.

      People who know him may find it easier to recognize that way.

    5. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animation takes many, many more manhours and time in general than live action anything does. Especially 3D.

    6. Re:Great by tomsuchy · · Score: 1

      Now you can deny any video evidence someone brings against you. "That wasn't me, it's one of them Brunner edits" or whatever.

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    7. Re:Great by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      * Re:Great (Score:0)
      by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 28, @10:42PM (#12073043)
      Animation takes many, many more manhours and time in general than live action anything does. Especially 3D.
      [ Reply to This ]*

      only if you do it properly. technology makes doing it shittier easier and easier and easier and faster, using such techniques as motion capture or computer aided semi-automatic modelling for example.

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    8. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I attended the 2005 World's Fair on opening day and actually, it IS great. At the world's fair in 1893, many attendees exclaimed "wow, that's cool, now what" to useless inventions such as electricity and motion pictures. In 1964 the same was said about the rooms that IBM devoted to mainframe computers.

      What's more, you've missed the point of the World's Fair, where technology is not the main attraction. Exposure to all different types of cultures (almost every deligate at the country pavillions are there for the entire 6 months the fair is open) is what really makes the World's Fair great. This is especially true in such a traditionally closed society as Japan (the world's second largest economy) and to China (the sleeping giant if you believe the hype) in 2010.

    9. Re:Great by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      And don't forget framing yourself for crimes.

      No wait... bugger...

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    10. Re:Great by rsadelle · · Score: 1

      An interesting read on this subject is Connie Willis' Remake.

  5. Is this a book review by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    or a plug for the EyeToy addon for the PS2?

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  6. Can my best friend by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

    be my little sister and my favorite food be chicken nuggets?

    1. Re:Can my best friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its alright, I get the reference, even if the mods didnt.

    2. Re:Can my best friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obscure Simpsons reference.

  7. The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by jamesotron · · Score: 1

    I can't believe it. The Sheep Look Up (and I use title caps with some trepidation) is the only book I have ever thrown across my room in disgust! I was brought up in a house hold that cherished and respected all forms of the written word, but this book was just too much for me. I only got two chapters in. That was enough.

    1. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been trudging through Stand on Zanzibar, and it's almost like the style of writing makes it a constant chore to read. It's a shame too, as it is a good concept.

    2. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by rco3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've tried reading two or three different Brunner novels, and I couldn't ever come close to finishing one. I'm not sure I even got through a single chapter. This, from someone who almost CANNOT put down a novel no matter how crappy it is - I've read some of my father's dreaded 'Mack Bolan' drivel (no, he's not the author - he just reads 'em, can't imagine why), and finished the damned things without giving up. Hell, I read Clive Cussler cover to cover. Ludlum! I made it through two or three of Robert L. Forward's heavy-on-the-S-weak-on-the-F novels - folks, I read Harry
      Harrison's godawful DeathWorld trilogy (tripe-ogy?) in its entirety. But I can't do that with Brunner.

      It's been years and years and years since I tried, and maybe I could do it now. I'm just not interested in trying again.

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    3. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might find that years of video games, rapid cut scene-shift TV and music videos have trained you up for that style. (Definitely 20 minutes into the future. ;) Those three books (Stand, Sheep, Shock) are not an easy read the first few times.

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    4. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by nomadic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have no problem stopping a novel I don't enjoy, but I have to rank Stand On Zanzibar as one of the best sf novels ever; I think it truly deserves its reputation. I think in a lot of ways it created what would eventually become cyberpunk (not the technology aspect, but the near-future catastrophism aspect).

    5. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      In "Stand On Zanzibar" Brunner foresaw the sequencing of the human genome, genetic engineering, Road Rage/"Going Postal," MTV and CNN. He didn't foresee the personal computer and the breakup of the Soviet Union, but eh. It's still a bitchen read.

      "The Shockwave Rider" is also pretty kick-ass.

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    6. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The point when Stand on Zanzibar REALLY impressed me was when after reading it I checked the copyright date. I had assumed it had been written in the 80's.

    7. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by Antibozo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I only got two chapters in. That was enough.

      A weak effort, given that the chapters are only a page or two long.

      Maybe you should have given it more of a shot. The Sheep Look Up is, of the three Brunner novels mentioned, by far the best, and that's saying a lot--Stand On Zanzibar is pretty damned impressive as well. Sheep has a few clunkers in the prediction department (e.g. evil microwave ovens), but overall it's terrifyingly prescient. It covers pesticides becoming ineffectual, overuse of antibiotics in livestock feed, and a huge variety of general ecological failures. Brunner predicts the rise of organic grocery stores, the breeding of cannabis into strains with very high THC content, an African economic union (c.f. the African Union), oxygen bars, and a seemingly endless list of things we now see every day.

      It's nice to see this book back in print. Far too few have read it.

    8. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      If you only read the first two chapters then you missed the best bit, the happy ending.

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    9. Re:The Sheep Look Up AKA A Pile of Stinky Dren by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      A few more interesting bits in *Stand on Zanzibar*: at a party, one of the couples are talking about seeing what they think is a nice new apartment block going up in a convenient place, and are disabused: it was a new prison. In Boston, about 10 years ago, there seemed to be a nice new apartment block going up on Nashua Street (near the Boston Garden and North Station, and not far from Mass General). I heard more than one person make pretty much the same comment, that it might be a good place to check out for housing. Turned out it was a replacement for the Suffolk County Jail.

      *Stand On Zanzibar* imagines a war in "Isola," a recently-admitted American state (seems almost like it's based on the Phillipines or Northern Marianas) where there's an insurgency who specialize in terrorist attacks both in Isola and in the US, and the country is highly polarized over the war.

  8. what kind of equipment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    would this need? is this going to be like some 4 frame per second redraw?

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    1. Re:what kind of equipment... by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      They convert the face into 3d data (model/skin) and then render it later. The hardware requirement probaby isn't too high. In fact, I think they use the Doom 3 engine.

  9. On the topic of culture/media bending reality by herbhork · · Score: 1

    would be Thomas De Zengotita's new book called 'Mediated' - very cool stuff, check out his NPR interview for an intro.

    1. Re:On the topic of culture/media bending reality by herbhork · · Score: 2, Informative
  10. Tony Hawk on PS2 by krakelohm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Didnt they do this to a lesser extent with Tony Hawk 4 or somethin on the PS2?

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    1. Re:Tony Hawk on PS2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Corporation (1990) for the Amiga allowed you to put your face on the main character. You had to send a floppy disk and a photograph to Core Design.

    2. Re:Tony Hawk on PS2 by violent.ed · · Score: 1

      Tony Hawk's Underground.

      I used PC drivers for my eyetoy so i could use it
      as a netcam w/builtin mic. i sent in my pic & it turned out all pasty colored, but thats ok because i like insane clowns, and that pic looked like my face in clown makeup hehe. easy to do and a nice lil personalization (seriously) for online play.

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  11. Re:Thats great and all... by EvilCabbage · · Score: 1

    .. but why?

    I haven't read it (nor heard of it until this morning) but if you could expand upon the judgement of "this book sucks" with a bit more detail, I'd be more inclined not to proverbially throw your opinion of it across the room.

  12. You TOO can be a Doom 3 Space Marine ! by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't see too much special here (besides it being a funny gimmick), as it's an animated movie.
    Replacing textures of 3d fps game-models have been common ground for ages : Only now with the D3 engine, you can get near the quality seen in the screenshots of the animation.

    Still, a funny idea.

    1. Re:You TOO can be a Doom 3 Space Marine ! by mrjb · · Score: 1

      They could make an awsome TV show out of this. And it will be called... "The Running Man"

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  13. Even more uses... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only can you have your face rendered onto characters, but companies can hook into some global advertising database (eg: combination of Safeway club card, Airmiles, and other reward programs) and poll your shopping preferences. The characters can then sport jackets and shirts with your favorite clothing brand, drink from cans of your favorite soda, and drive your preferred brand of car. Oh, the possibilities are limitless!

    Add in text-to-speech technology and maybe in the future they'll ask you to recite a few paragraphs so that the computer can learn your speech patterns, then the character will talk using your voice. Combine this with speech-to-text, and someone can have a video conference with someone else using your face and voice. They speak, it's converted to text, and then output as speech in your voice on the other end. Hello identity theft!

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    1. Re:Even more uses... by assassinator42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll just wait for cognitive impression. Having an AI version of you would be kind of cool, if there was a bunch of security measures. If I was an AI, I'd probably want to do evil stuff. By the way, am I using the term "cognitive impression" correctly? I believe it was used in Halo as the process of making an AI based on someone's mind.

    2. Re:Even more uses... by worst_name_ever · · Score: 1
      The characters can then sport jackets and shirts with your favorite clothing brand, drink from cans of your favorite soda, and drive your preferred brand of car. Oh, the possibilities are limitless!

      I dunno. I always assumed most people tend to watch television to escape their dull, Big-K-cola-drinking, Honda-Civic-Driving, Old-Navy-wearing, TPS-report-filing lives...

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    3. Re:Even more uses... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      They speak, it's converted to text, and then output as speech in your voice on the other end. Hello identity theft!

      Just don't get the crew from Andromeda to do it. (At least make sure the transmitter is off before dropping out of character.)

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  14. ETA by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Estimated time to someone submitting a penis picture as their "face": 10 seconds and counting.

    9

    8

    7

    6

    5

    4

    Beer at full chug

    2

    1

    Haw haw! I can't believe they took it!

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  15. One way to shave off budget for big films by cuteseal · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So for the next blockbuster, you could get Joe Bloggs off the street use him in filming, and then paste Tom Cruise's face on! That would certainly save on the budget... :D

    So will actors/actresses now have copyrights for their faces?

    1. Re:One way to shave off budget for big films by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well this has already been done before with promo material where movie star gets head stuck on a more appealing body, and some body shots in nude scenes use doubles, so its not like this would be an alien concept to movie execs.

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    2. Re:One way to shave off budget for big films by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think that replacing Tom Cruise's head with a rubber chicken would be an improvement.

    3. Re:One way to shave off budget for big films by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Famous people already have their likenesses protected.

      Even dead people - try putting the face of Albert Einstein on something and advertise it nationally - see how long it takes till the lawyers from the Albert Einstein Foundation come calling.

      Average people don't have quite the same protection because we don't make our livings from our appearances. And there are allowances for things like the paparazzi/publicity shots etc.

      But you still won't be able to get away with something like that without some drawn out legal battles.

  16. strange.. by spider+queen · · Score: 0

    Does this remind anyone else of Farenheit 451?

    1. Re:strange.. by Patrick+Mannion · · Score: 0

      Nope. Read the book about two years ago and this doesn't remind of it.

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    2. Re:strange.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a film about book burning ? where the rebel/heros assume names of well-known authors and then spend their days in the woods memorizing books ? trying to escape the police who burn the houses down of people who store books ?

      nope cant say it does

    3. Re:strange.. by voice+of+unreason · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Definitely, in fact it's briefly mentioned in the article. In case anyone hasn't read the book (no, seeing the movie doesn't count), in the society described in 451, the population is kept docile partly through television programs that are designed to distract from real life problems. The main character's wife watches a soap opera where the characters interact in an artificial manner with her, making her feel that she is a part of the show's television "family". This seems like a similar type of thing: give people the illusion that they're involved, without giving them any real choices to make or issues to think about.

    4. Re:strange.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've just described your typical CRPG. No wonder I love them. Shamino, Iolo, and Andre are my friends, dammit!

    5. Re:strange.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, shame you haven't actually read it.

    6. Re:strange.. by houghi · · Score: 1

      in the society described in 451, the population is kept docile partly through television programs that are designed to distract from real life problems.

      Yeah, like that will work. We have freedom of the press. I wath the news, I wath FOX!

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    7. Re:strange.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, you mean like on slashdot!D

    8. Re:strange.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The main character's wife watches a soap opera where the characters interact in an artificial manner with her, making her feel that she is a part of the show's television "family". This seems like a similar type of thing: give people the illusion that they're involved, without giving them any real choices to make or issues to think about.

      ... which is just like reading and posting on Slashdot.

  17. Christ ... by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Funny

    what an imagination I've got!

    What I say three times is true.

  18. 'Ractives by PxM · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just read Stephenson's Diamond Age and it had the concept of fully interactive media. Instead of just overlaying a face over a static movie, 'ractives didn't seperate actors and viewers. The idea was that the 'viewer' would buy a ractive and would pay a different amount depending on the type of ractive. They would also be able to have other viewers join them or they could pay professional actors to fill in the spot. The system was flexible enough to adapt to whatever the people did (and probably had a rating system to get rid of trolls) so it combined the basics of a script with something like a MMORPG. As AI come closer to the Turing test, this might also take off as you buy 3d/VRML/etc client and join RPGs that concentrate more on the role-playing rather than casting fireballs. However, I don't think this kind of thing will really take off until it becomes open enough that anyone can write their own ractives instead of just joining a centralized server an follow someone else's script.

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    1. Re:'Ractives by prockcore · · Score: 1

      They would also be able to have other viewers join them or they could pay professional actors to fill in the spot.

      Great, so in the future, Dinner Murder Mysteries will become popular again?

    2. Re:'Ractives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  19. He also predicted a Slashdot where every JOHN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    article has your name in the headline.

    1. Re:He also predicted a Slashdot where every JOHN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      article has your name in the headline.

      "Hey look! I'm another dupe on Slashdot!"

  20. 3-D face scanner at Tech Museum in San Jose by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Several years ago the Tech Museum in San Jose had a revolving 3-D scanner that would scan people's heads. After you got scanned, it created a 3-D model of your head with a full-color texture map (which looks really strange when flattened on a monitor because you discover that your face is only a very small part of your head). You then were given an URL that would work in other exhibits and let you download your face.

    I wonder if its still there.... I wonder if I still have that file.....

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  21. Mod Parent Up by ciroknight · · Score: 1

    I seriously though the same thing when I read the blurb: "What is this article about, pushing a new technology to put you in a movie, or a plug for the author?"

    I'm not going to waste my time bashing on how /. needs more editorial review, but whomever submitted this article, please make it seem less like a TV commercial for the author next time.

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  22. Love the book! by SaV · · Score: 1

    God, I had no idea anyone else had read that book. I was actually plugging it (again) right before I read this. Stand on Zanzibar is completely eerie and wonderful.

  23. Online games by Exluddite · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This could actually be pretty cool for online games. You could be on a team with friends from out of town, and know who you were playing with. On the other hand, it could lead to some creepy deja vu if you see someone at the mall!

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    1. Re:Online games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get Those Tron Bodies, Make a Tron MMO and SCAN your face in :D Now That Would BE KEWL!!!

      Kinda totally unrelated but finished Tron 2.0 and
      I WANT MORE TRON :D

      Disney stop procrasintating!!!!! Just don't mess it up eh :D

      note: posted this b4 but then I saw this post :P

  24. TRON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get Those Tron Bodies, Make a Tron MMO and SCAN your face in :D Now That Would BE KEWL!!!

    Kinda totally unrelated but finished Tron 2.0 and
    I WANT MORE TRON :D

    Disney stop procrasintating!!!!! Just don't mess it up eh :D

  25. The real pionneer was Ned Flanders! by PeteQC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Selling personalized videos more than 2 years ago!

    (Lisa's face is pasted on a cowgirl's body.)
    Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! My name is sheriff...
    Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
    Cowgirl: I sure am hungry for my favorite food...
    Homer voiceover: McNuggets!
    Lisa: I don't like McNuggets! I'm a vegetarian!
    Homer: Still? Well then you're not gonna like your other present!
    (A wrapped turkey)
    (In the film a cowboy rides up)
    Cowgirl: Why it's my best friend...
    Homer voiceover: Maggie!
    Lisa: Huh?
    Bartender: Bad news sheriff...
    Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
    Bartender: Some Indians took all the...
    Homer voiceover: McNuggets! Mmmm McNuggets... haughughalughalugh!
    Cowgirl: I'll get those no good Indians, just as sure as my favorite book is...
    Homer voiceover: Magazines! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
    Bart voiceover: Wake up, Dad!
    Homer voiceover: Wha wha wha wha wha?

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  26. Mmm... McNuggets by mazarin5 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hmm, sound familiar:

    (Lisa's face is pasted on a cowgirl's body.)
    Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! My name is sheriff...
    Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
    Cowgirl: I sure am hungry for my favorite food...
    Homer voiceover: McNuggets!
    Lisa: I don't like McNuggets! I'm a vegetarian!
    Homer: Still? Well then you're not gonna like your other present!
    (A wrapped turkey)
    (In the film a cowboy rides up)
    Cowgirl: Why it's my best friend...
    Homer voiceover: Maggie!
    Lisa: Huh?
    Bartender: Bad news sheriff...
    Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
    Bartender: Some Indians took all the...
    Homer voiceover: McNuggets! Mmmm McNuggets... haughughalughalugh!
    Cowgirl: I'll get those no good Indians, just as sure as my favorite book is...
    Homer voiceover: Magazines! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
    Bart voiceover: Wake up, Dad!
    Homer voiceover: Wha wha wha wha wha?
    (Static fills the screen)

    Courtesy TV Tome

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    Fnord.
  27. Re:Thats great and all... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

    He's wrong. It's brilliant. Maybe he just has the attention span of a gnat.

    I first read it about 25 years ago, and had _no_ _trouble_ _at_ _all_ finishing it in record time. I've since re-read it a couple of times.

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  28. I often thought it would be funny... by saskboy · · Score: 1

    If I could have convinced my computer programming friend who had no posters on his walls in college residence, to have a slightly larger than lifesized cardboard cutout of himself made, and put it on his wall.

    It would be creepy, funny, and decorating, all at the same time.

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  29. Been Done in "The Running Man" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where a plot point is that they pasted Arnie's head on another actor's body to fake his death. We all laughed, that we would ever have the technology capable of doing that at the time, but now??

    So could this be the end of big name actors, when you and your family star in every movie? Well, apart from the ones that have a love interest where I wanna stick some awesome chick's head on. Hmmm... On second thoughts, this is really going to break up families, when your fantasies, be they sexual or not, are lived out with other people.

  30. Brunner is God by farrellj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He did an excellent job of predicting huge bits of today's world...but don't forget, he based it all upon the work of Heidi and Alvin Toffler...The Shockwave Rider is named after the Toffler's "Future Shock"...and if Brunner is God, then they are the Mother and Father dieties of God.

    ttyl
    Farrell

    Sorry if that offends you monotheists, I'm a Druid.

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    1. Re:Brunner is God by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Sorry if that offends you monotheists, I'm a Druid.

      SOW plz

    2. Re:Brunner is God by Paladin · · Score: 1

      My favorite part of Stand on Zanzibar is when he talks about the "muckers". These are people who because of the pressure of overpopulation run amuck and kill peoople. Hmmm...sounds like Columbine....Michigan....California 101....

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  31. Not come to pass Yet??? by TechnoGrl · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From the Amazon page of the book :

    "An enduring classic, this book offers a dramatic and prophetic look at the potential consequences of the escalating destruction of Earth. In this nightmare society, air pollution is so bad that gas masks are commonplace. Infant mortality is up, and everyone seems to suffer from some form of ailment. The water is polluted, and only the poor drink from the tap. The government is ineffectual, and corporate interests scramble to make a profit from water purifiers, gas masks, and organic foods."


    Seems pretty much like now to me ?? !
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  32. How do you see yourself? by the+packrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people don't have a terribly realistic view of how they look. This is highlighted by their reactions to amateur home videos. "oh! I look terrible in that". Making people look attractive and not awkward in the video medium is extremely difficult.

    So, I'd imagine this technology isn't going to be nearly as important as the technology to make various automatic subtle changes to a person so that their facial features and expressions look attractive, graceful, etc but are still recognisable both to themselves and, less importantly, to other people.

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  33. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Seems pretty much like now to me"

    I was just down to the store yesterday for new cartridges for the gasmask...

    No, I wasn't. Infant mortality is down about everywhere, the water is getting cleaner in industrialized countries and the Corps hate organic food. People are living longer and longer with high quality of living through thier lives. So how is it like now?

  34. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 1
    "An enduring classic, this book offers a dramatic and prophetic look at the potential consequences of the escalating destruction of Earth. In this nightmare society, air pollution is so bad that gas masks are commonplace. Infant mortality is up, and everyone seems to suffer from some form of ailment. The water is polluted, and only the poor drink from the tap. The government is ineffectual, and corporate interests scramble to make a profit from water purifiers, gas masks, and organic foods."

    Seems pretty much like now to me ?? !

    Because, as we all know, everybody wears surgical masks to protect their fragile lungs from the emissions of automobiles that get cleaner every years, and there are frequent epidemics of rubella and pertussis among infants. And as we all know, organic foods are a gigantic and profitable industry.

    But hey, two out of five ain't bad. Although there is some debate as to the validity of one of those remaining two.... One and a half out of five ain't bad.

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    ...but is it art?
  35. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How often does something like the Great London Smog happen?
    Never mind drinking from the tap, the truly poor don't even have running water. Poor people in developed nations often get drinkable water from the tap.
    Infant mortality is a lot lower than it used to be, thanks to advances in medical science.

    I think we have it much better now (in some ways) than we used to in the "good old days."

  36. Aaaaaah! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Help! First they made me into a singing purple dinasour, and now I'm Goatse!

  37. The next Get In The Gate Sweepstakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next Time, Everyone Wins!

  38. Bunging for Brunner by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 0

    Smells like stinky, irrelevant product placement.

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    1. Re:Bunging for Brunner by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      Smells like stinky, irrelevant product placement.

      I would be inclined agree, if it weren't for the fact that Stand on Zanzibar, Shockwave Rider and The Sheep Look Up are three of the best Sci-Fi books ever written. I've read other Brunner stories, and they were shit; but this trio is absolute, pure, 24-fuckin-carat gold.

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    2. Re:Bunging for Brunner by smithmc · · Score: 1

      I would be inclined agree, if it weren't for the fact that Stand on Zanzibar, Shockwave Rider and The Sheep Look Up are three of the best Sci-Fi books ever written. I've read other Brunner stories, and they were shit; but this trio is absolute, pure, 24-fuckin-carat gold.

      Stand On Zanzibar and The Shockwave Rider were both excellent, but I'm having a hard time getting through The Sheep Look Up. The doomspeak and extreme leftism are just so relentless. It's like he tried not to write a single sentence that didn't have a dire warning of death around the corner, or sheer and utter hatred of anybody who's white and has more than five dollars in his pocket, or both if he could manage it.

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    3. Re:Bunging for Brunner by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      Sure, its very depressing -- especially all the shit about birth defects (I read it while my wife was pregnant -- not a good idea!). But it really does build to a great conclusion, and I'd recommend that you press on.

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  39. science fiction by gitana · · Score: 2, Informative

    A similar idea is presented by Niel Stephenson in The Diamond Age, or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer. Stephenson uses the term ractive to:

    describe a form of elite interactive entertainment, in which a live human performer (a "'ractor") working from a computer-provided script, improvises in real-time with paying customers, over a virtual reality network. This imaginary genre, a cross between improvisational theatre, interactive fiction, and mass-entertainment such as TV
    Quoted from http://www.ifwiki.org/index.php/Ractive
  40. John Brunner? What about Ray Bradbury? by Audacious · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In "Farenheit 451" Ray Bradbury talked about people staring in TV shows way beyond when John Brunner ever wrote about it. According to Amazon.com's scans of the copyright dates:

    Ray Bradbury's Farenheit 451

    and

    John Brunner's Stand on Zanzibar

    Sorry, Bradbury did it first. :-)

    In fact, given the dates, I'd say John read 451 when in school and the idea probably percolated for a while and then popped out later on. This happens all the time to people (song writers, story writers, etc...). It is also IMHO why Congress original set the 14 year coverage of copyrights with a single 14 year extension (if asked for). So that ideas could be discovered, used, and then rolled back into the seething mass of consciousness only to be spit back out later on in another, maybe slightly different, form. Copyrights which remove this plowing of ideas back into the general masses basically destroys everyone's ability to make new ideas or items. Because the one person who owns the original copyright can, presently, charge whatever they want for their copyright thus limiting the availability of ideas.

    Do you think that non-original ideas (like the making of ice cream) can not be copyrighted and halt everyone's ability to do something? Think about the case of the "Happy Birthday" song played by Mozart centuries ago. You don't hear it in restaurants much anymore (oh, they have "Happy Birthday" songs but they are not THE "Happy Birthday" song). The reason? Some guy copyrighted it and the Copyright Office was stupid enough to give him the copyright. Even though the Copyright Office's own rules state that anything that pre-existed before the copyright laws went into effect could not be copyrighted!

    So go figure.

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  41. This was tried years ago in videogames: by bjbest · · Score: 5, Funny
    At least 20 years ago I read in a gaming magazine about an arcade video game developer who recalled inventing a game that had a very advanced feature: the arcade game had a camera to make a digital snapshot of your face when you inserted the coins. Your face would be incorporated into your onscreen playing character in the game. Also if you were a highscorer, then your picture would appear onscreen between plays with the other highscorers. A prototype of the game were placed in an arcade to guage gamer interest.

    All was fine until the top scoring player of the game exposed his genetalia to the camera. The arcade operator complained to the manufacturer that the machine, when not being played, flashed a big picture of a P3N15 along with the top ten scorers.

    It just shows you that there always would be some smart ass who will try to screw up the system by throwing in something completely unexpected.

    1. Re:This was tried years ago in videogames: by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Thats one long.. "Nose" you got there... ;P

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    2. Re:This was tried years ago in videogames: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some uptight bastards have problems with pictures of dickheads. I guess they have problem with pictures of penises too.

  42. Photo Proof by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 1

    No longer will people say "i don't believe you" when I said I picked up a really hot chick on holidays far, far away. I will now have photo's to back up my story!

  43. Clone me, Dr. Memory! by Antibozo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would Mr. Uh, Clem please report to the hospitality tower in your area.

  44. Re:You may not have to worry about the ego by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Based on the movie preview, you barely get to see their faces. If you blink at the wrong time, you're out of luck, but minus one big ego.

  45. Time for the Picasso Quote by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Gibson borrowed/stole the same thing from Brunner in one of his novels (Virtual Light? I don't remember.) The protagonist's employer, Slitscan, tried to blackmail him using this technique, IIRC.

    I'm trying to think if Sterling lifted anything from Brunner. It's been a while since I read Islands in the Net, but I vaguely remember that as being somewhat reminiscent of Stand on Zanzibar. And the mood of Heavy Weather was kind of like Sheep Look Up.

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  46. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe soon enough. Water is actually a big issue in many places for the immediate future. We might have clean drinking water now in the US, but the current trend is to remove the "E" and the "P" from the EPA.

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  47. Re:John Brunner? What about Ray Bradbury? by cynical+kane · · Score: 1

    The melody to 'Happy Birthday' is not copyrighted. Only the lyrics are.

    As a testament to the idiocy of American copyright law, the lyrics will remain copyrighted until 2030.

    Also, Mozart never played such a song--it would have been rather hard for him to play a song written 98 years after he died...

  48. Kill the air horn! by Animats · · Score: 1

    What bozo at Slashdot let Microsoft run a Flash ad on this page that plays an air horn sound?

    1. Re:Kill the air horn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flash ad? Horn? Where?
      Oh, maybe I tend to block such stuff in Firefox, _and_ with "No! Flash"...

  49. Happy Birthday song origins by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 4, Informative
    Audacious wrote:

    Think about the case of the "Happy Birthday" song played by Mozart centuries ago. You don't hear it in restaurants much anymore (oh, they have "Happy Birthday" songs but they are not THE "Happy Birthday" song). The reason? Some guy copyrighted it and the Copyright Office was stupid enough to give him the copyright. Even though the Copyright Office's own rules state that anything that pre-existed before the copyright laws went into effect could not be copyrighted!

    Cecil Adams begs to disagree with you. (Well. Cecil doesn't beg. Rather the opposite, usually.)

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    1. Re:Happy Birthday song origins by Audacious · · Score: 1

      This is correct. I was allowing Hollywood's misuse of history to influence me. Although Mozart may have played some kind of a ditty for a king on the king's birthday - it probably would not have sounded anything like the "Happy Birthday to you" song.

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  50. Brunner == good by 602 · · Score: 1

    The Brunner novels that I've read have been very good. "The Infinitive of Go" is a novellette about teleportation; you could read it in one sitting. "Polymath" is pretty good; it's about a polymath. "The Crucible of Time" is excellent; it has some very interesting astrophysics and biophysics.

  51. Original Idea... In Fahrenheit 451 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually, I would give the orginal credit for the idea of realtime scripting of yourself into the program you are watching to Ray Bradbury in Fahrenheit 451. There, you can purchase a unit for your TV-walls that inserts your name into the dialog in realtime. True, Ray Bradbury's system only dynamically added in your name, but how big of a jump is it to add in your image once you factor in that at the time he wrote, realtime image manipulation was not possible?

  52. The First Pioneer Was "The Sims" by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Technically, it can be argued that the first to let you put your face on a virtual character's head, and order him/her around, was The Sims. The Deluxe version even shipped standard with a tool allowing you to align and convert one of your photos into a face texture.

    And with the right expansion pack, yeah, you could watch your virtual self go on a vacation, like in the summary.

    Now ok, it's a far cry from starring in an animated feature, but still, you could build a photo-album or story with it.

    Personally I never saw a point in this, though. I'm me, and my sims are my sims. They're _not_ me. (Plus, it would be spooky to do that and then see that sim set the house on fire, or drown in the swimming pool.)

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  53. Featured at Expo 2005 by jpatokal · · Score: 1
    This is just one of many insanely cool (mostly) Japanese technologies being showcased at Expo 2005 Aichi, which just opened last week. Other highlights include Toyota's robot-laden pavilion, Hitachi's interactive VR safari, the world's first 360-degree fully hemispherical movie projector, driverless buses zipping around the site, etc. See Wikitravel's guide for more.

    And yes, I'm going there next week. :P

    Cheers,
    -j.

  54. Voice? by Kirth · · Score: 1

    Well, now I've got this actor on screen who looks like me, and has the voice of Mickey Mouse?

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  55. John Brunner was one of the greats... by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    He was really dedicated to science fiction - he died of a stroke at a convention! My favorite book of his is "A Maze of Stars" in which a sentient starship makes the rounds of all of the known Earth-seeded colonies in the galaxy.

  56. Not universal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Choose your racist comment here:

    This might work in Asia, where they all look alike, but it won't work for my culture.

    This might work with whities, where they all look alike, but it won't work for my culture.

    This might work in Europe, where they all look alike, but it won't work for my culture.

    This might work with Blacks, where they all look alike, but it won't work for my culture.

    This might work with Hispanics, where they all look alike, but it won't work for my culture.

    This might work with Native Americans, where they all look alike, but it won't work for my culture.

    1. Re:Not universal by binarybum · · Score: 1

      I found Europe and Asia, but I've been pouring over my world map for a few hours now, and I just can't find whities, blacks, hispanics, or Native America!

      Do you have a newer map than I do?

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  57. At least some of the mods by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    have read *Stand on Zanzibar*. The last line of *Stand on Zanzibar* is "Christ, what an imagination I've got!" and it's Slashdot-relevant, as is the pivotal line in the book, a quotation from Lewis Carroll, "What I say three times is true." If you've read the book you'll realize that my posting above, applied to this story, in a way conveys the tone of the book.

  58. Re:John Brunner? What about Ray Bradbury? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    You obviously haven't read both. I have. Bradbury imagines a room with four-wall television showing realistic soap operas or maybe reality shows which (combined with medication) serves to monopolize the lives of some people (e.g., Montag's wife). Brunner imagines a television system where many shows and nearly all commercials have a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Everywhere, whose appearance can be customized either with generic images (same body type, complexion, hair and eye color, etc.) or with your own image (suitably idealized). These are very different concepts, and Bradbuy's, while certainly relevant to today's world, is not relevant to this story.

  59. Interesting commentary on today's society by hugesmile · · Score: 1
    This might work in [insert culture here], where they all look alike, but it won't work for my culture.

    Interesting comment. I do believe it to be a natural tendency that each culture seems to see other races or cultures as "looking alike". So for me, watching an Asian's face substituted in a film would probably work well (not being Asian, the other body movements and occasional mistakes would probably not be as noticeable to me, as, say, if my wife's face were put on to someone else's body).

    More interestingly, though, is that such an observation is marked as flaimbait. I guess mentioning natural tendencies like that is Politically Incorrect.

    1. Re:Interesting commentary on today's society by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Well, something can be flamebait and insightful at the same time.

      Just like language, there are certain things that are "signal," and certain things that are "carrier." When we get overwhelmed by accents, it's because we haven't learned how to separate the signal--the information content--from the carrier. When we say a given ethnic group 'looks alike,' we're seeing the 'carrier' more than we're seeing the 'signal.'

      --Joe
  60. If present trends continue... by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Since we're on the topic of global environmental gloom'n'doom...

    Years ago I got to see MIT Futurist Lester Thoreau speak. He opened his talk with a quote from the "Global 2000" (or some name like that) report done during the Carter administration. "If present trends continue..." and then went on to forecast gloom'n'doom. Thoreau asserted that you could quit reading the paper right after those first words, because present trends never continue, over the long run. Things change.

    If present trends continue...
    The US will continue to grow more and more conservative. One aspect will be selection of domestic news coverage by media moguls and "cultural forces."
    The US will continue to act like an overbearing superpower until in about 20 years we are economically overwhelmed by China, kind of like what we did to the USSR in the 1980's. Enough people will be happy to see the US get its comeuppance that they won't notice for a while that the new superpower is no better.
    Environmental degredation will continue, and we'll all get used to the Humanitarian Disaster of the Year as marginal areas become uninhabitable. But no concrete action will be taken. Later in the century Kyoto will be meaningless as the world's dominant economy (China) continues to be exempt as a "developing nation."
    One could go on...

    That present trends probably won't continue is the bright spot in all of this.

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  61. Synthespians & IP by chiph · · Score: 1

    So, if they scan my face, and I license it for use in commercials (selling cars, personal hygene products, lite beer, etc.), do I get paid for each appearance by my intellectual property? Or is it just a one-time fee, and they're allowed to make "archival copies" and use them however they want in the future?

    Chip H.

  62. Once again, pr0n leads internet technology... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ... does it have to only be my face they replace?
    I mean, maybe with the "scale" and "expand to fit page" options maybe I'd have a better self image.

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    -Styopa
  63. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by BigTunaCan · · Score: 0

    Just because all of these things haven't completely come to pass yet does not mean that we aren't on that road. Bottled water is a huge industry. Pollution is becoming terrible in some areas. Cleaner emission automobiles don't counterbalance the increasing number of automobiles making pollutants as our population continues to grow. Besides that, cars are only one source of pollution. Organic foods may be a small market place for foods, but it is growing. You have to give these things time. We are headed for that world if changes are not made. Of course I love my 4x4 truck, steak, and potatoes. It can't get that bad before I die anyway!

  64. Sims: The Couch Surfers by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I can see it now - people will be playing The Sims, with their faces on top of better than average bodies -- ever notice in Sims: The Urbz noone is overweight even though most Americans are obese? -- as they avoid walking and talking to their neighbors IRT.

    Sigh. The Decline and Fall of the American Empire - done in by porting the faces of overweight girls onto Natalie Portman's body and overweight boys onto Ryan Seacrest's body.

    Now noone will go outside ...

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  65. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    Water is an issue. But it's not because of pollution, it's because more and more people are living because of increased food production and distrobution where there isn't enough water to support them.

    Market forces will force advances in desal and moving water to where the demand is.

    Without the EPA, the public will demand clean and abundant water and the industry will bend to that will.

  66. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope you're right about desalinization. In general, I'm a believer in the market place as being an engine for creativity, but the market follows it's own rules, and won't hurry up if there are millions suffering if those millions can't pay.

    Also, market forces have a way of diverting water to those best equipped to pay for it. I live in Los Angeles, a city which owes a great deal of it's growth to tricking the people of the Owens Valley out of their water. (The movie Chinatown is loosely based on facts.)

    I don't think you can completely tease apart the population problem and the pollution problem. The two are extremely intertwingled.

    Without the EPA, the public will demand clean and abundant water and the industry will bend to that will.

    I think you're overestimating the economic power (to say nothing of the cohesiveness) of "the people" vs. the economic power of corporate polluters. If a majority is unaffected, it is doubtful that they will come to aid the minority until it's already to late. This is why some regulation is good, and why Bush's plans aren't. Under Bush's plan, polluters would be able to pollute one place so long as their average pollution was within acceptable limits. So, a polluter could wipe out your town, so long as that, on the average, their pollution met some average.

  67. Re:Not come to pass Yet??? by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 1

    Certainly, there are some facets of society that are headed toward disaster (and if you want we can argue until we're blue in the face about which ones they are). My point was that it's not here now.

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  68. Finally! Matrox Headcasting makes it big! by GooseKirk · · Score: 1

    I always knew Matrox was just ahead of their time with this. And you all laughed at my G550! Ha! Who's laughing now, suckers?

  69. Re:John Brunner? What about Ray Bradbury? by Audacious · · Score: 1

    Actually, according to this article both the lyrics as well as the melody are copyrighted and have been since 1938. Since the lawsuit filed by the Hill's sister used the melody (ie: music notes) to show that the re-copyrighted song was the same as the Hill's sister's songs. This would (I would have to assume) mean that the person who recently copyrighted the "Happy Birthday To You" song is going to be sued. :-)

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