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  1. Re:The flagship... on D&D Is 30 · · Score: 1

    Wow! It's hard to believe that Dorks and Dweebs has been around for thiry years, and some of its first players still live in their mothers' basements.

  2. Re:This is just not good on Trusted Computing/DMCA vs. Diebold Pentagon Paper · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They should anonymously send them to every website and newspaper they can think of, including, but certainly not limited to the memory hole, and internalmemos.com.

  3. Re:licensing options on Christian Game Developers Conference Plans Gathering · · Score: 1, Funny
    Here is an idea for a Christian video game. It's called Crusade.

    In phase one, you go to the Middle East to kill moozlim ayrabs in Christ's name, but don't stop at just the men. Kill the women and children, too. They are all heathens. Kill anyone on your path. Kill the livestock and burn their crops!

    Phase two is set back in Europe. Now, we are hunting for witches. With your trusty copy of Malleus Maleficarum by your side, go from town to town, put the witches on trial, and burn them all! Don't leave a single woman or girl alive, they could easily be witches. Make sure to destroy any synagogue, and and Jews therein. The strange things they do in there are probably witchcraft, too.

    In phase 3, we are here in the good old US of A. Take up serpents! Drink poison and survive, speak in new tongues. Deny children medical care, but instead pray, and go door to door telling people how they will burn in hell if they don't join your church!

  4. Re:Copyright, Organized Crime and Schools? on FBI Raids Arizona School District Over Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon it will be jack booted government thugs like the ATF and FBI gunning down school children, instead of the likes of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

  5. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? on Berman Confirms Star Trek Prequel Film Project · · Score: 1

    Does anyone even care about this Star Dreck crap anymore? Nemesis flopped like a fish out of water. They should stop beating a dead horse.

  6. Re:Call them "Evil Doers" next... on Operation Fastlink Cracks Down on Warez · · Score: 1

    Here's a strategy. Anyone who has a warez site, put a picture of a calico cat on the homepage. That will make Asscroft run away screaming!

  7. DOS is no game! on Is DOS Gaming Dead? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Denial of Service is no game! It is hacking, and hacking is terrorism, What are you, a bunch of moozlim ayrabs?

  8. Re:They are spending money on the wrong things. on 'Einstein Probe' Delayed · · Score: 1
  9. They are making it too complicated. on 'Einstein Probe' Delayed · · Score: 4, Funny

    To observe time warping, they will launch a probe into space with balls in vacuum flasks frozen to near absolute zero 400 miles above the earth. They are making it hard. There is really nothing to time warping.
    It's just a jump to the left
    And then a step to the right
    Put your hands on your hips
    And bring your knees in tight
    And it's the pelvic thrust that really makes you insane
    Let's do the time warp again!
    Let's do the time warp again!

  10. Re:Which was first? on Mars Rock Supports Cross-Seeding Theory · · Score: 1

    To finally conclude this religious debate, click here for a Holy message from The Lord. Make sure to watch it through to the end, or you will miss the point.

  11. Re:you won't find out anything at commondreams.org on Academics Take On Government Net Censorship · · Score: 1

    Far-left fascist? That is a contradiction. Fascism is a right wing form of extemism. Time for someone to go back to school.

  12. Re:You can file that lawsuit... you won't win it! on Former Anti-Piracy 'Bag Man' Turns On DirecTV · · Score: 1

    One thing the consumer can do is to boycott DirecTV. Get Dish Network. Get cable, or god forbid, get a TV antenna!

  13. Re:PestPatrol on The Average PC is Infested with Spyware · · Score: 1

    It isn't free, but it seems to cast a wider net than Ad-Aware and Spybot search and destroy, which are free. I got a copy bundled with Zone Alarm a long time ago. I replaced Zone Alarm with a hardware firewall, but still use Pest Patrol. It works.

  14. Well, duh! on The Average PC is Infested with Spyware · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The Average PC is Infested with Spyware.

    Well, duh! You don't need to tell slashdotters that, you need to tell the technically illiterate clowns who don't read slashdot, and can't find any website that doesn't end in .com. They used to get quite a shock trying to find the White House!

  15. Re:$33 cd? It is going to decrease profit on RIAA's Nasty Easter Egg · · Score: 1
    $33 a cd? I know they want to be able to charge that, but we don't have to pay it.

    99 cents is already too much to pay for something that is essentially no different from listening to the radio. The label doesn't have to produce or surrender anything tangible in the case of downloads. They are vapor. I am surprised anyone will pay at all for something that they could lose with a simple false keystoke, or mouse click.

  16. More things for the paranoid to be afraid of on Tiny Surveillance Aircraft Fly in Tucson · · Score: 1

    Motorized moths with little cameras are spying on me! I see them wherever I go. I thing the government sent them!

  17. Re:I want on Auto-Censoring DVD Player · · Score: 1

    If this filters out violence just like it does with nekkidness and wordy dirds, it will not play The Passion of the Christ. The religious nuts might not want this after all.

  18. Re:A little anti-Bush joke... on Diebold Fails Again in San Diego · · Score: 1

    That's funny! I wish I had mod points!

  19. Re:Hmm. on Technology Spontaneously Combusts In Sicily · · Score: 1

    Here's the real deal. Someone in the town has found some of Nikola Tesla's lost notes, and is experimenting with wireless energy transmission. Some of his experiments did cause electricity to come up out of the ground, and burn things up.

  20. Re:The future.. on Can Communications Be Learned From Chimps? · · Score: 1

    If somebody pisses you off, fling your shit at them. That's what chimps do.

  21. Re:7.6% is one number but there are many reasons on 2003 CD Sales Officially Down 7.6 Percent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    RIAA stands for Recording Industry Association of America. Neither "A" stands for artists. I think that sums it all up.

  22. Re:7.6% is one number but there are many reasons on 2003 CD Sales Officially Down 7.6 Percent · · Score: 1

    I don't buy anything from the major labels any more either. The first time I got a "copy protected" CD that wouldn't play in my computer, I stopped buying any. I hope the 7.6% decline is because of the boycott called for by sites like dontbuycds, Downhillbattle, and boycott-riaa. It would serve the major labels right if they all went bankrupt.

  23. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U on U.S. Justice Department Prepares Assault on Pr0n · · Score: 1

    Yeah! He lost an election for the Senate to Mel Carnahan in spite of Carnahan being dead. Some suspect Ashcroft was behind the plane crash that killed him.

  24. Re:Pointless on U.S. Justice Department Prepares Assault on Pr0n · · Score: 3, Funny

    Romanes Eunt Domus.

  25. Re:Train My Replacement? on Train Your Own Replacement · · Score: 5, Funny

    Train them incorrectly so they will break everything they touch. They will end up costing the blood-sucking bosses money. Either that, or go postal.